00:30Ma Hospital.
00:32From producer Jillian Michaels and the Facebook group Beach Moms Against Vaccine Tyranny.
00:36This testosterone is crashing.
00:38I need 60 cc's of bull semen, now!
00:40Comes a show set in a high-stakes medical crucible of Orange County, California.
00:45What's the situation?
00:47Car accident, femur fracture, and trauma to ribs two and five.
00:50Ow, my legs!
00:51Sir, are you up to date on your vaccine?
00:53Yes.
00:54Closer.
00:55Okay, treatment, dogs.
00:56Uh, okay, maybe, uh, methylene blue and a full moon ceremony.
01:00Might work.
01:01Manning.
01:01Whey powder, anal probiotic, and a sound bath?
01:04Not quite.
01:05Tanner.
01:05Triple dose of alpha brain and a cold plunge in blue jeans.
01:08Bingo.
01:08Get on it.
01:10Oh, no.
01:10He's in shock!
01:11He's in shock!
01:12Uh-oh.
01:12I need all hands.
01:13Tanner, power up.
01:14Yep, got it.
01:17Clear!
01:21What is?
01:22It's gonna go look really nice.
01:25I hope next time you question my diagnosis, you'll do it in private.
01:28Stay in your lane.
01:30I'm the doctor here.
01:31Excuse me?
01:32I'm a certified energy healer.
01:33My Instagram account, Da Wellness Cheek, has over 3,000 followers, so don't you dare try
01:38to tell me how to do my job.
01:39I need some air.
01:41I'm going outside to sun my taint.
01:43And in my hospital, emotions run high.
01:46You could be anywhere.
01:48Why are you in my hospital?
01:49You wanna know why I'm here, huh?
01:51Fine.
01:51Fine.
01:52My parents died from the COVID vaccine.
01:54Oh, my God.
01:55I'm so sorry.
01:56Yeah.
01:57Found out they got it, and I shot them.
02:01I'm going to lunch.
02:02Five stars, Rage the Liver King.
02:04Measles ain't gonna cure itself!
02:05Let's go!
02:06Come on!
02:07How's she doing?
02:08She's on life support.
02:09She's fairly healthy before the accident.
02:11The only thing is, she's a vegan.
02:19Well, that's what we can do.
02:22Are you insane?
02:24What the hell are you doing?
02:25Are you crazy?
02:26Uh-uh.
02:27Not in my hospital!
02:29If your favorite character from the pit was the guy who punched the nurse in the face,
02:33you'll love my hospital.
02:34To the area!
02:35Boston is bringing one in themselves.
02:38Coming through!
02:38With a special appearance by RFK Jr.
02:41Coming through!
02:42Come on!
02:42Help me out here.
02:46Is that a bear?
02:47I hit him with my car on the way over here.
02:50Prep him!
02:51For surgery?
02:52For jerky!
02:53He's been dead for days, but the meat's still good.
02:57Prep him!
02:57Hi, let's move!
02:59I'm proud of each and every one of you.
03:01You've been told over and over, you're crazy.
03:04What you're doing is dangerous and irresponsible.
03:08But you did it anyway.
03:09She needs some more raw milk.
03:11Now!
03:11Maybe it's the brain worm talking, but I love this team.
03:17Now drop and give me 50.
03:19Woo!
03:20Yeah!
03:22Ma Hospital.
03:23Coming soon to The Daily Watch.
03:32Parkour!
03:32All right, damn it.
03:35You got the Flash.
03:36Martin Sun…
03:36Oh my god yeah.
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