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Babies S01E02 (2026) [Full Movie] [Ranked]Full EP - Full
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00:02Where are we going?
00:05I'm not running!
00:07I'm not running!
00:09Oh yeah, thanks.
00:09You guys alright, yeah?
00:10Thanks guys, good here.
00:13I'm not running unless you tell me where we're going!
00:19Wait!
00:20Just tell me?
00:24Just tell me where we're going.
00:26No!
00:27Oh no, that's disgusting!
00:30It's not funny!
00:32Of course not!
00:34It might be something of piss!
00:36Yeah, there's nothing funny about that.
00:40Oh no!
00:43No!
00:44We did it six years ago!
00:45We do it now!
00:45Don't drink it!
00:47Jesus!
00:50We did it six years ago!
00:52We do it now!
00:53Yeah!
00:54Are you also going to kiss me and touch my tits?
00:58I'm going to try!
01:01Oh!
01:02I want to get help!
01:06Oh my god!
01:10Is that the same bloke?
01:11Do you look miserable?
01:13Yep!
01:14It's the same bloke!
01:17Yeah, that's the wall, were we?
01:19We sat on the bench!
01:21We sat on the bench!
01:23You had your legs spread from either side of the wall, and I couldn't stop thinking about your vagina!
01:29You kept thinking about my vagina?
01:31Yeah, of course!
01:32Not my fantastic personality!
01:35A little bit of your personality!
01:38Like...
01:39Five percent!
01:40Five!
01:40Five out of ten percent!
01:42Oh my god!
01:42What is that?!
01:44It's a fiver for a scotch head!
01:47Sure-o!
01:47About the bar!
01:50Ah, they've ruined us!
01:55What a fucking microbrewery!
01:58I don't care as a fuck!
02:07It's just...
02:08Important for us to do stuff like this!
02:12What happened to the TV?
02:14I'm telling!
02:14He literally just says it!
02:18A guy pushing the TV?
02:19I'm sorry!
02:22I know, you're right, I know!
02:24Positive!
02:31You hit the flask!
02:35Have a drink!
02:37Get covered in kebab juice!
02:40See a fella pushing a trolley with a telly in it!
02:49I just thought it was important for us to, like, relive the best night of definitely my life.
03:00Yours?
03:03It's up there.
03:04What?
03:05You know...
03:08Well, this is...
03:12Yeah...
03:13You're right.
03:15You're right, I just need to get my head around it.
03:23Yeah...
03:24We say positive.
03:28Shh!
03:29It's a syllable
03:31Left unfinished
03:38When you moved to kiss me
03:45Now each world bursts like a volcano
03:50Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go
03:59And grab the keyboard and a microphone
04:03Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go
04:06Can we go home now?
04:08Yeah.
04:10Freezing in the need of poo.
04:14Well, that's why I'm married now, huh?
04:19Oh...
04:22Come on.
04:30Hey, Jim.
04:31I'm, erm...
04:33I'm just...
04:33I'm just getting in a cab.
04:35I think you're on mute, Amanda.
04:37Oh, sorry.
04:42Sorry.
04:43I'm in a cab.
04:45But I can, erm...
04:46I just wanted to say...
04:47Before pre-alarm time...
04:48Yeah?
04:50Last week...
04:52Obviously...
04:53I was thinking a lot about you and Harry.
04:56Yeah.
04:57And...
04:58I just wanted to say...
04:59I was thinking of you and Harry and...
05:01Everything with Harry and I hope...
05:03You're on mute.
05:10That's, erm...
05:11That's really kind of you.
05:17Yeah.
05:24Hey, Priya!
05:25Hey!
05:26Oh, no.
05:27Don't apologise.
05:30Are you okay with us?
05:32Yeah.
05:37You alright?
05:40Yep.
05:42Ah.
05:44Need a bigger, erm...
05:45Key room.
05:47Yep.
05:53Sorry.
05:57It's just a bit, erm...
06:07No.
06:13Okay, it's better.
06:23Ah...
06:24Sorry.
06:25Snow.
06:25I don't know.
06:28That's got a frog in my eye.
06:33Excuse me.
06:36You all good?
06:37Yeah.
06:54Do you want to come to Daniel's birthday party?
07:01I don't know if it's, like, too much or too soon.
07:05That works.
07:07Yeah, thank you.
07:09You meet my family.
07:11I'll meet yours.
07:18Don't know if that's, like, something you've done before with any of your exes.
07:27Been to their kids' birthday parties.
07:30Been to their kids' birthday parties.
07:30If you've had any particularly important ex-boyfriends.
07:44Yeah.
07:51I've had the news.
07:52Can I order another rack of lamb and make her split the bill?
07:55That was for me.
07:57Yeah.
08:00Do you want the Amanda news or not?
08:13So what's the Amanda news?
08:15She's asked if she can go to Daniel's birthday party.
08:20I told her she was weird.
08:24You're actually asked to go to a kid's birthday party.
08:26You want to have to look after her?
08:28I'm quite looking forward to it.
08:30Nice chat with people.
08:32Stay positive.
08:33See Daniel and his little mates.
08:37Have you told them we're going?
08:42Have you told them we're going?
08:48Well, we've had two miscarriages.
08:51The first was spontaneous.
08:52That was at seven weeks.
08:55Thereabouts.
08:56And, yeah, then the second one was more recent.
08:58That was a missed miscarriage.
09:01The baby measured eight weeks to five and we were expecting it to be 12, three.
09:06So, I had an ERPC.
09:10How old are you?
09:11I'm 34.
09:12I was 33 when this happened.
09:15So, yeah, we'd want to try again.
09:19It said online we could be referred to a recurrent miscarriage specialist.
09:24Yeah.
09:25That's after three.
09:34Okay.
09:35So, two miscarriages at your age is...
09:39We don't get in a flurry when a 34-year-old has a couple of miscarriages.
09:43When you get to three miscarriages, then yes, we can explore it a little further.
09:47But usually it's just...
09:51You might have another miscarriage.
09:53And then another one.
09:54Then another one.
09:55Then another one.
09:55The only thing to do is stay positive.
09:58Get some sleep.
10:00Breathing.
10:00Got a sheet here somewhere about breathing.
10:14A mess.
10:22Breathing.
10:27Breathing.
10:28Yes.
10:30Sitting there like a...
10:32Are you kidding me?
10:33You guys?
10:35Nothing.
10:36What?
10:37What?
10:48It's just a mess.
10:50You think you're tired.
10:51You're so tired.
10:53That was so tired.
10:54You're most miserable.
10:54You're so tired.
10:55I've little, I can't wait.
10:58You're so tired.
10:59You're a little tired.
11:00You're so tired.
11:02You're so tired.
11:31I'll see you next time.
11:41We don't get in a flurry when a 34-year-old has a couple of miscarriages.
11:48Yeah, just brush that off. Easy.
11:51I can't get my head out of this flurry.
11:54So, have you not been breathing?
11:55Someone gave me a sheet about it.
12:00He doesn't get in a flurry about a couple of miscarriages.
12:02Oh, just a couple, so...
12:04But he will get in a flurry about some messy paperwork.
12:07Oh, my God. His face?
12:10Yeah, he doesn't need to breathe through it.
12:12Do you see a bit from his lunch?
12:13Oh, I can smell the satsoma when it was again.
12:16It's...
12:20Brave it.
12:25And the shrug.
12:27Do you see the shrug?
12:28Yeah, he's a fucking shrug.
12:35We just need to stay positive.
12:39Honestly, he's got no idea what you've been through.
12:48What we've been through.
13:05You got money?
13:05Go on.
13:06OK, I'll get a crunchies in a fancy.
13:08You go great.
13:09First left?
13:10First left, second right, other side of the road.
13:13And it's the caramel custard donut, yeah?
13:16Yeah.
13:16And if they don't have that, get a yum-yum.
13:18And if they don't have a yum-yum, call me.
13:27Hey there, big guy.
13:29So, tomorrow afternoon, OK?
13:31And then you get to go straight to Josh's party.
13:33All right?
13:33I'll see you later, darling.
13:35Come on.
13:38Inhaler's in his bag.
13:39He did a bit of a weird tea this morning, so keep an eye on that.
13:42Three o'clock OK for tomorrow?
13:43Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:44Sorry.
13:45Can I just...
13:47I'm going to introduce him to my new partner, Amanda.
13:50She's really great with kids.
13:53Are you fucking stupid?
13:55What the fuck?
13:56What do you mean, what the fuck?
13:59She'll fucking dump you.
14:01Like they all do.
14:02And then he'll...
14:02Why the foul language, Bella?
14:03Why the foul language?
14:05You're such a fucking moron.
14:06Who's the moron?
14:07Who's the moron, huh?
14:10How you doing, mate?
14:11You good?
14:11Yeah.
14:13Excellent.
14:14Crunchies are in the fridge.
14:15Fanta?
14:17Yes.
14:18I know, my son.
14:20I thought we'd try something different for your lunch today,
14:23so I got you a yum-yum.
14:38All good?
14:39Yeah.
14:40He's playing.
14:52Do you want to say hello?
14:57Well, I don't want to get in the way of your bonding.
15:01Hmm.
15:02Hmm.
15:04Hmm.
15:05Hmm.
15:32You all right, mate?
15:33Okay to pause that?
15:34One minute.
15:35Yeah, okay, cool.
15:36Okay.
15:39This is Amanda.
15:46Thank you for letting me be with you both on your special day together.
15:51I hear someone's got a birthday going up.
15:53That's very cool.
16:13He loves that game.
16:14Yeah.
16:16I'll be on it all day.
16:21What is it, eh?
16:23He can use it as a tablecloth.
16:26Cool.
16:28No, he'll love that.
16:36Just tell me if you and him need some alone time.
16:40Hmm.
16:58Can I get a decaf letter, please?
17:00And eat.
17:01I would just have plain poached eggs on sourdough.
17:04But can I get them cooked through?
17:07Yep.
17:08And I do mean cooked through.
17:11Because sometimes you say cooked through and they still leave them a little bit soft.
17:15Sorry.
17:16Not a problem.
17:18And I'll get a cup of tea, please.
17:20Oh, sorry.
17:23And I'll get the eggs.
17:25Benedict.
17:26Thanks.
17:27And how would you like your eggs?
17:31Money.
17:32Yeah.
17:35You get more set.
17:36Exactly, right?
17:37Thanks.
17:39Nothing wrong with that.
17:40Absolutely.
17:41Yeah.
17:42We're all good.
17:43Keeping positive.
17:45Trying again.
17:46Doing our lives while we still can.
17:51You know, Stephen.
17:52He always sees the bright side.
17:54So, he's keeping us positive and optimistic, which is just what we need.
18:02Sorry.
18:03No.
18:05They're not hard, are they?
18:08No.
18:09No one would say they were hard.
18:12They're kind of squidgy.
18:14They are.
18:15They're like...
18:16Yeah.
18:17They're squidgy.
18:18Yeah.
18:27Sorry.
18:27No, you can't.
18:48Thanks.
18:50So, this might be, like, a crazy Lisa idea, but remember ages ago we made that little business
18:56pal, PA Plus, or whatever you want to call it?
19:00That was such a good idea, right?
19:02At first we could fit it around other work and other commitments, if you still wanted to
19:08give it to give it a go.
19:10Might be good for a fit and rent baby.
19:13Thanks.
19:20A bit better.
19:36How was lunch?
19:38It was great, yeah.
19:39Come on.
19:41You didn't reply to my WhatsApps.
19:52I need more soap in the toilet.
19:54Which one in the cupboard?
19:55There isn't.
19:59How long do you live?
20:02Ages.
20:05Ages, yeah?
20:06Absolutely, ages.
20:09It was unbelievably thorough.
20:11It was so painful.
20:25How can you not see that?
20:27There's no one in there.
20:29You had to move, like, three things.
20:48How's Nicola?
20:50Good.
20:53Did she say this, that, and the other?
20:56She never said that.
20:58She made us go to a wine bar, which is basically a pub, for pricks.
21:01You know what I'm doing, right?
21:03She said this, that, and the other five times, one night.
21:06Was it five times?
21:07Yeah.
21:08Can it?
21:10That's so cool.
21:12Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
21:30Got a, like, a loose bit.
21:34A bit next to my fingernail.
21:36Use nail clippers.
21:38Oh, bite in it.
21:42She cleaning your PA Plus idea?
21:46Was both her idea.
21:55Got a nail clippers.
21:58It's really cool.
22:02Yeah.
22:05That's what?
22:06Yeah.
22:08Okay.
22:10Okay?
22:11A ziehen.
22:14Okay.
22:14geating hair.
22:14I'll be fine.
22:15Goodbye.
22:16I'll be fine.
22:17Okay, yeah.
22:45What you have?
22:47Eggs.
22:49Nice.
22:50It was eggs.
22:53How nice can you make an egg?
22:55Well, yeah.
22:59Did Nicola have eggs?
23:02Er, yeah.
23:07There's other stuff on the menu, isn't there?
23:09It's kind of brunchy.
23:12Did you choose eggs?
23:14Hard not to.
23:19I guess she had yolks cooked through.
23:24She's pregnant.
23:27It was all handwritten menus.
23:31Of course it was.
23:31I think her husband would have been there.
23:32It was bound to be a Ponzi fucking circle girl.
23:36Mine was 15 quid.
23:38For eggs?
23:39Yep.
23:4115 pound of eggs?
23:42450 for a drink.
23:45Can I say?
23:46350.
23:50Jesus Christ.
23:52But they had avocado, did they?
23:56And chilies?
23:56Yeah, all of them.
23:57And Amy?
23:58Yep.
23:59Of course they fucking did.
24:11So, she knows everything that's happened to her.
24:13And she takes you for lunch.
24:15It was a nice thing.
24:17Asked for eggs to be cooked through right in front of you.
24:21She was taking me out as a nice thing.
24:23She paid.
24:33When I've been pregnant, I've been the same.
24:43When I've been pregnant, I've been exactly the same.
25:10I mean, what a massive bitch.
25:12Stephen, Jesus.
25:13Oh, come on.
25:14No.
25:14Did she just, like, all the eggs briefly, like,
25:17and have them cooked through?
25:19Or did she make a big song and dance?
25:21She just wanted to make sure they were cooked through.
25:23So she made a big fucking song and dance?
25:26She just spent a bit of time pushing out the yolks,
25:28just like what anyone would do.
25:30Yeah.
25:30Just testing to see if they were done or not.
25:32Yeah, I could see it doing it.
25:33And she sent them back because they were just...
25:36She what?
25:39They were squidgy.
25:43Squidgy?
25:45Oh, but soft or...
25:47Squidgy.
25:48I had a nice lunch, okay?
25:50Yeah, yeah, but squidgy.
25:51That was my word, come on.
25:54I'm not, like, take everything personally.
25:59What am I taking personally?
26:03I'm not taking anything personally.
26:07Okay.
26:10I'm being positive.
26:12Yep.
26:14What do you mean, yep?
26:16Am I not being positive?
26:19Yeah, no, okay, you are.
26:24These people have no idea what you've been through.
26:35Got a cold set?
26:37Cold.
26:38Cold.
27:12Did she eat a minute?
27:18She left little bits of the yolk.
27:20That she thought were soft.
27:22Were they soft?
27:23Of course they weren't.
27:33we just need to get back on it
27:37eyes up, level head, move forwards
27:39put it all behind us
27:43that's how I stay so positive all the time
27:47that's how I deal with stuff, it just works
27:49it always has
27:51I'm like
27:53literally the world's most
27:54positive person
27:57literally I'm like, no it's funny
28:00yeah
28:04I mean how was I not being positive
28:11Harry!
28:13that's brilliant
28:14that's brilliant
28:17he was just sitting there like
28:18Harry
28:19he has so much better than you
28:24I know
28:24I love it
28:26oh Harry
28:29who the fuck is Harry?
28:31that is so funny
28:32he's absolutely hilarious
28:35he's absolutely hilarious
29:01Harry
29:03and this is my sister Kimberly
29:05sorry
29:06this is Dave
29:07dealing with the kids from hell
29:08I have a son
29:10it's not easy is it?
29:11one weekend a fortnight, that's enough for me
29:13it's his birthday soon, we're having a big party aren't we?
29:15yes
29:16yes
29:16drink through the agony
29:20no he's um
29:22lovely
29:23thank you Jenny
29:25nice
29:26nice
29:26cheers
29:27yeah
29:35bet your exes found them hard
29:40not exactly big laughers are they?
29:43whereas mine
29:44dad's mine
29:47he doesn't stop
29:57we haven't really talked about our exes have we?
30:04yeah feel free to ask me anything about any of mine
30:07yeah
30:07yeah
30:08you're gonna meet Daniel's mum at the party
30:10so any
30:12questions
30:13any worries
30:16I'm very open
30:17nothing to hide
30:23honestly just ask me anything about any of them
30:29I'm good
30:30no she was like Harry this Harry that and I was like
30:39Matt?
30:42Matt?
30:45no we were in this cab
30:46and she was like
30:48Harry Harry
30:52step outside the pub mate
30:55step outside the pub
31:25step outside the pub
31:52There they are. Thanks for coming.
32:05How are you having fun?
32:06Always.
32:07Have you come from the other night?
32:08I never recovered from a night with you.
32:11Should have seen him.
32:12He was slurring.
32:14I don't even need dinner.
32:16There he is, always an excuse.
32:18It's just your scene, isn't it?
32:19Oh, yeah, I love it, mate. I love it.
32:21Hey, Daniel. Daniel, come say hello to your godfather.
32:27Wow, okay, so you're even being rude to your godfather.
32:32Hey, guys. Come join the madness.
32:38One, two, three, four.
32:43Yeah, I'll find us.
32:44You sure?
32:45Yeah, don't worry.
32:46Looks like you've got enough on your hands.
32:48Just a bit.
32:49It's so busy.
32:50It's crazy, isn't it?
32:56Do you want to go enjoy the party?
32:58I can do all this.
32:59No, no, don't worry.
33:01Looks like you've got enough on your hands.
33:21Do you need my help with anything?
33:24Looks like you've got enough on your hands.
33:26Yeah.
33:32Hey.
33:33Hey.
33:34I think I'm off it.
33:37Hi.
33:45All good?
33:48Things are helping.
33:49Looks amazing in there.
33:50Daniel!
33:52Daniel!
33:57Don't worry, he's not been a good time with his friends.
33:59No, he's been a fucking prick.
34:01Daniel, now!
34:05It's past the parcel, mate.
34:08You can't cry about past the parcel, it's just a fact.
34:11Can you leave us a minute?
34:12You can't cry about past the parcel.
34:14Yeah, you said that.
34:15Can you clear this up, please, Daniel?
34:18Daniel, I've asked you nicely.
34:23Daniel!
34:27Daniel!
34:28You broke it, you fixed it.
34:30Daniel!
34:32Daniel!
34:37Daniel!
34:40Woo!
34:42Woo!
34:43Woo!
34:45Woo!
34:45Woo!
34:46Woo!
34:47Harry!
34:47Harry!
34:48Harry!
34:49Harry!
34:50Harry!
34:52Harry!
34:52Stop!
34:53Woo!
34:55On behalf of my fiancée, and I...
34:58Woo!
35:02Woo!
35:03Woo!
35:03Harry!
35:04Harry!
35:06Harry!
35:07Harry!
35:09Harry!
35:09Harry!
35:11Harry!
35:13Harry!
35:13Harry!
35:13Harry!
35:15Harry!
35:15Harry!
35:17Harry!
35:18Harry!
35:18Harry!
35:18Harry!
35:18Harry!
35:18Harry!
35:22Harry!
35:25Harry!
35:29Harry!
35:30Harry!
35:30angel. Can you imagine him fighting for you? Just coming up the eye of the sea glass fucking
35:45face. You're such a bitch. Okay. Yeah, no, I understand. Thank you. Yes. Thanks for
36:00going. They see these irregularities all the time. Yeah, it's very normal. Typical me, normal. Do you need the milk?
36:13You got the milk? I'm milk. Nine times out of ten they do these scans and then they show up
36:20nothing. I'll tell you those odds. Yeah, I'm very happy with those odds.
36:30Sorry.
36:31Okay.
36:31Okay.
36:39Okay.
37:06Oh my god, you've lost it.
37:11Did I ever have it?
37:13Yeah, good point, actually.
37:16So you're happy to serve our guest that fucking awful pumpkin?
37:22It was nice.
37:23It was all pureed and a fucking palm.
37:25Oh my god, watch the hummus, watch the hummus, watch the hummus!
37:30I know it, okay?
37:32I just know it.
37:35I can feel it in my bones.
37:38And you need to start believing in it too because we're going to get married
37:44and we're going to have a dog
37:47and we're going to have an argument about what kind of dog to have
37:49and I'm going to win that argument.
37:53And we're going to fill our big house with beautiful babies.
37:58At least three.
38:01Maybe four.
38:02We're not having four.
38:05And I'll put holes in the condoms until we have four.
38:26Smile, Daniel.
38:29Smile, please.
38:32Daniel, can you smile, please?
38:39Okay, now, can we smile, please?
38:43Smile?
38:45No, a proper smile.
38:48Can we have a proper smile, please, Daniel?
38:53Daniel, can you smile, please?
39:04Hi.
39:05Hi.
39:07Don't let me disturb you.
39:08Oh, no.
39:09Nonsense.
39:12Literally just feeling my head out of nonsense.
39:18Great party.
39:19Yeah.
39:20Amazing.
39:22It's lovely to see them.
39:24Kids having fun.
39:25I'm just going to drop you off today.
39:27I can't stay.
39:28But Dad's going to come in a bit, all right?
39:31No, don't pick that up.
39:38Do you think much about having kids?
39:41No.
39:44No, no, no, no, no, no.
39:48You?
39:50No way.
39:54Sounds like they had fun.
40:02That'll be us one day.
40:04Don't.
40:05The amount of savages they had left over.
40:08You did your best to finish them?
40:09You see them sweeping the floor?
40:11Might get a hoover.
40:14Oh, sorry.
40:16Hello?
40:22Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, we've got a bin bag.
40:25Right.
40:26Later.
40:28Yeah, we literally had to leave the kitchen spotless.
40:30Yeah.
40:31Yeah.
40:31Not spotless.
40:32Oh, not literally.
40:34Right.
40:34What?
40:34Yeah.
40:36We won't be like that, though, will we?
40:38We're going to throw the best, like, best kid parties.
40:42Here we go.
40:43Of course.
40:52How are we going to know if you're ovulating?
40:54You could try sticking them up your arse.
40:59Just piss on them.
41:00Yeah.
41:01Or you can stick them up your arse.
41:03I need to know if you're ovulating.
41:05No, I reset the router.
41:09Yes, I just said that.
41:12I did a factory reset.
41:16Oh, oh.
41:18I'm sorry.
41:20You're all right.
41:22Ow.
41:24Ow.
41:37Oh, oh.
41:38Oh, oh.
41:40Oh, oh.
41:41Oh, oh.
41:44Oh.
41:49Oh, oh.
42:18I'm sorry.
42:22Sorry, your breath is...
42:26What?
42:28My face.
42:30Really, you've just got to sit there and breathe a marmite all over me.
42:36You do like it, you don't like it.
42:39Give me mixed messages.
42:41Oh, you freak!
42:42Mm-hmm.
42:43Mm-hmm.
42:46Mm-hmm.
42:48Mm-hmm.
42:51Mm-hmm.
43:00Mm-hmm.
43:02Mm-hmm.
43:05Mm-hmm.
43:20Mm-hmm.
43:23Mm-hmm.
43:24Mm-hmm.
43:28Mm-hmm.
43:32Mm-hmm.
43:49Mm-hmm.
43:53Mm-hmm.
43:54Mm-hmm.
43:57Mm-hmm.
44:08Mm-hmm.
44:11Mm-hmm.
45:07Mm-hmm.
45:09Mm-hmm.
45:17Mm-hmm.
45:18Mm-hmm.
45:36Mm-hmm.
45:39Mm-hmm.
45:46Mm-hmm.
46:04Mm-hmm.
46:05Mm-hmm.
46:23Mm-hmm.
46:26Mm-hmm.
46:31Mm-hmm.
46:32Oh, wet.
46:33Mm-hmm.
46:39Mm-hmm.
46:42Mm-hmm.
46:44Mm-hmm.
46:46Yeah, turn it on.
46:49It doesn't work written down, it doesn't work written down, I think if we get him in for an interview,
46:54only now it's going to be okay.
46:58I'm deleting it.
47:07But, this person here said that, I think the plan works best in person, keep it classy, otherwise he'll never
47:12come to the studio.
47:20Now, we're going to go back to this simulation.
47:27We're going to go back to this simulation, so we can go back to this simulation.
47:42There are two ways to cook the plan.
47:42Two ways to do this, that means the world is going to be axed, so your position is going to
47:45be the right place.
47:45You're in a serial serial serial killer.
47:48Good morning, Lisa speaking.
48:01I'll just have a bit of a lie down.
48:04It's just a bug.
48:06Yeah, yeah.
48:08Any excuse to get off work?
48:11What do you mean? I love my job.
48:16It's not to love.
48:29I can't stop peeing today.
48:32Oh no!
48:35I need to cut down my caffeine intake.
48:56Mom!
49:05Mom!
49:28Can you not ask?
49:31Sorry.
49:32Sorry.
49:47Sorry, say that again.
49:52No, no, she's on the floor.
49:54She can't.
50:05Shall we get you on the sofa?
50:07No.
50:10You must need to try again in the sofa.
50:25I'm so sorry to say that again.
50:40Oh, my God, no, Steve.
50:45Oh, please.
51:15Do you want me to take it?
51:16I can hold it.
51:18Now I'll take it.
51:19Okay.
51:24Thanks.
51:26No worries.
51:36Sorry.
51:37Anyone?
51:37No, sorry.
51:44I can take it.
51:46Yep.
52:05Where are the positives?
52:07Where are the fucking positives?
52:08Because when I was sat there with my fucking baby dripping into the fucking toilet, it didn't
52:14really...
52:16What are you looking at?
52:18Okay, what the fuck are you looking at?
52:20Lisa!
52:20Don't mind your own fucking business, you nosy prick!
52:25Who's Harry?
52:34Why are you asking that?
52:38Why aren't you answering?
52:39Why aren't you saying that?
52:42He's an ex.
52:46Good ex, bad ex.
52:52He died.
52:55Ah.
52:57Phew.
53:06are these finished oh yeah of course they're finished they're empty glasses
53:10why would anyone still be using empty glasses
53:16wait please we're meant to be having a nice night
53:18you're still telling me what i meant to be doing
53:20for months i've had you telling me what to do with your pills and your fucking your
53:24stupid positive thinking and your bullshit fucking nonsense
53:29none of it saved our baby
53:35nothing you can do can save our fucking babies
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