00:00Hey, I'm Abella Danger, and I'm here to answer the internet's questions.
00:10Would you rather give up sex or porn for one year?
00:15Um, I would rather...
00:17Isn't it the same porn and sex?
00:20No, most of us it's super different.
00:22Very different.
00:23Um, I guess...
00:24It's something I watch, sex is something I hopefully do.
00:27I guess I would have to give up porn for one year because I like having sex in private a
00:33little bit more.
00:34Shooting porn is really fun, but...
00:36But then, so you've given up your money for a year.
00:38Okay, but money is only, you know, it can only give you so much happiness.
00:42If you could make one movie character real to date you, who would it be?
00:47I guess I would really love to date Tony Stark, like I'm obsessed with his character.
00:51He's just like such an asshole too, like I love it.
00:56Who is the hottest celebrity you think you have a shot with if they got to know you?
01:01Um, I think Michael B. Jordan for sure.
01:06He's really hot.
01:08And I feel like he'd be into me.
01:11Would you rather have ugly shoes or ugly underwear for the rest of your life?
01:14Definitely ugly underwear.
01:16Like, I love sneakers.
01:17Like, I do not even, like, fuck with heels.
01:20Like, sneakers are my life.
01:21And I wear, like, granny panties.
01:24So, that's like already...
01:25You don't wear granny panties.
01:26No, I mean, yeah, no, I don't.
01:28But...
01:28That's a fucking lie.
01:30That's the biggest lie that everyone told me.
01:31I don't wear, like, pretty panties though.
01:33Like, it's just like whatever.
01:34Like, I don't know.
01:35Like, but sneakers is like my obsession.
01:38Because eventually we're all naked.
01:39Like, that's what matters.
01:40You know?
01:41You're stripped down to nothing.
01:43Would you rather be married to someone extremely attractive or be extremely attractive?
01:47I guess I would rather be married to someone extremely attractive.
01:51Because I'd be like, wow, this is such an honor.
01:53You're, like, extremely attractive and you're married to me.
01:55And I'm like, not attractive.
02:01Well, then they're gonna be like, there must be something really amazing.
02:04She must be really good at sucking dick.
02:05Like, I don't know.
02:06Like, they're gonna just be wondering and that's just gonna kill them.
02:09You know, they're gonna be dying with jealousy.
02:11And I love it.
02:12Would you rather a guy last 30 seconds or one hour?
02:14I actually rather a guy last 30 seconds.
02:16Because I think it's, like, the biggest compliment ever.
02:18Like, I've had guys, like, last, like, not even a minute.
02:20And I'm like, oh, I love that.
02:21Like, wow.
02:22Like, I mean, you come really early.
02:23Like, I kind of find it offensive if a guy takes a long time to come.
02:27I'm like, what's wrong with me?
02:28So, like...
02:29So many guys at home are like, yeah!
02:33Would you rather be a bad kisser or give bad head a fuck?
02:37This is so, like, hard.
02:39Because I'm really good at both.
02:41I know.
02:42I swear.
02:43I'll give you two.
02:44I swear, guys are always like, you give, like, the best blowjobs ever.
02:48So, but fuck.
02:50Like, no, I have to give up good kissing.
02:52Because, like, giving head is, like, an art form.
02:54Like, it's so much fun.
02:55So, I have to give it up.
02:57I think that's the most passionate you've gotten, isn't it?
02:59Yeah.
03:00I love it.
03:01I love it.
03:02Like, that's why I'm, like, completely bisexual.
03:04Because I like both so much.
03:07Whoa.
03:08A pig's orgasm lasts for over 30 minutes.
03:12A lion can have sex over 50 times per day.
03:16Which would you rather be?
03:17I would definitely rather be a pig because I always say the saddest part about an orgasm
03:22is how short it lasts.
03:24Like, I wish it lasted even, like, a minute.
03:27Like, the actual orgasm feeling.
03:29So, I would love for an orgasm to last 30 minutes.
03:33I might pass out, but.
03:36Would you rather live in a world where everyone but you is male or female?
03:45This is so hard.
03:47Um.
03:48You're the first bisexual answer.
03:50Yeah.
03:50This is so hard.
03:51You have the weight of a whole sexual orientation.
03:53Fuck.
03:54This is hard.
03:55This is hard.
03:56Because I love my girlfriend so much.
03:58But imagine, like, the entire world, like, we would all get our period at the same time.
04:02So, I'm like, fuck.
04:04You're going about that.
04:05You're all sick, girl.
04:06Fuck.
04:07I really.
04:09If, like, I'll do it with all girls if all the girls are, like, super hot.
04:14And I would hide in my house when we all have our period.
04:17Do you think there's more porn stars or murderers in the world?
04:23What do you, what do you consider a porn star?
04:25Um.
04:25Someone that, like, does porn.
04:27So, like, if I just make one video right now.
04:29Yeah.
04:30Yeah.
04:31Fuck that.
04:32Yeah.
04:32No.
04:33I don't know.
04:33I don't get it.
04:34Like, you have heard the term porn star.
04:36You should be a star.
04:37I'm a star.
04:37I don't.
04:38No.
04:38I think everyone can be a porn star.
04:40That's a great thing.
04:41You can, like, make, like, ten.
04:42Is Tim Kardashian a porn star?
04:43Yeah.
04:44She's a porn star.
04:45Wow.
04:46She's fucking in the top 20 of Pornhub.
04:48Like, you're a fucking porn star.
04:50Like, you can be other things, too.
04:52Like, I'm a porn star, but I model, too.
04:54Like, but you're still a porn star.
04:55Like, don't forget what got you there, sweetie.
04:57So, yeah, I think there's more porn stars in the world than murderers.
05:05I mean, over all of the time, then I guess murderers.
05:10But, like, currently...
05:11Fuck, I don't know.
05:12That's a really hard question.
05:13I really don't know how many murderers there are.
05:15I mean, if you're saying everyone has ever had sex on camera...
05:19There's probably more.
05:19There's a lot of, like, amateur porn stars.
05:22Like, yeah.
05:23There's more porn stars.
05:24Which is, you know, that makes me happy.
05:26That means...
05:26Murderers aren't cool.
05:28Starting today, if you get $10,000 for every day you don't masturbate,
05:32how many days could you go without jerking off?
05:37Fuck.
05:37That's hard.
05:39Um...
05:40Do you feel like this is harder for guys or girls?
05:42I don't know.
05:43I can really speak for myself, and I love masturbating so much.
05:45So, like, you do it multiple times a day.
05:48So, that'd be...
05:49How many days could you go?
05:5010 grand.
05:51Probably, like, two days.
05:53Then it would not be worth it to me anymore.
05:55I would just be like...
05:55I need to do this.
05:57I'll be so angry.
05:58Would you rather sit on a cake and eat a dick or...
06:02sit on a dick and eat a cake?
06:05I would rather sit on a cake and eat a dick.
06:08But, like, you know, like, suck it, right?
06:10Not, like...
06:11You don't eat it.
06:12Eat it, yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:13Okay.
06:14Yeah, they should.
06:16Yeah.
06:17Why?
06:17Okay.
06:18Yeah, I'd rather sit on a cake and eat a dick because I really like sucking dicks.
06:24We got through that.
06:26What's the weirdest thing you have masturbated to?
06:28Oh, my God.
06:29Oh, my God.
06:30Oh, my God.
06:31Oh, my God.
06:32Uh...
06:33Be honest.
06:34Fuck.
06:35Ugh.
06:36It was, like, anime porn.
06:40And it was, like, a squid-type thing, having sex with, like, an Asian girl.
06:48It was, like, one of these things, I swear, right after I had an orgasm, I felt, like, so ashamed.
06:52I was, like, what is wrong with me?
06:54And, you know...
06:55And you're masturbating to yourself.
06:56Yeah, I masturbating to myself a lot, actually.
06:58I'm pretty cocky.
06:59Well, because I...
07:00It's, like, if you make a sex tape, right?
07:03Yeah.
07:03You obviously want to watch it again.
07:04Relive it.
07:05So, it's, like, me watching my sex tape, and I'm, like, oh, I came so hard there.
07:09That's so hot.
07:10Like, ugh, you know.
07:12Would you rather know when you're going to die or how you're going to die?
07:17They're both kind of really morbid.
07:20Yeah.
07:20I guess I would rather know when I'm going to die and not how.
07:24Because if I knew how, then I'd be trying to, like, prevent it.
07:27But if I knew when, then I would just, like, live my life extra to the fullest up until then.
07:34Um, who is the celebrity you most want to see in a sex tape?
07:38Damn.
07:40So many hot girls.
07:43Um...
07:43No, I'm, like, I'm not going to waste this on a dude.
07:47Like, I need to see a girl.
07:49Uh, I guess Scarlett Johansson.
07:51Like, I would have loved to see her at No Porno.
07:53Like, she has such a shapely bottom.
08:00I feel like I have to, she's a lady.
08:02I have to talk.
08:02Y'all girls got a shapely bottom.
08:04I have to talk to her like she's a lady.
08:07Would you rather be an extremely good-looking paralyzed person or a hideous-looking person that can walk?
08:16I mean, I'd rather be a hideous-looking person that can walk, honestly.
08:21Because I like walking.
08:25Come loudly every time you fart or fart loudly every time you cum.
08:30I'd rather come loudly every time I fart, honestly.
08:34Because that would just be fucking great.
08:36Like, you fart and then you cum.
08:38Like, both are such cool things to do.
08:40Would you rather give the first 90% of a blowjob and not the last 10% or the last
08:4610%?
08:47Um, yeah.
08:48I would rather give the first 90% of a blowjob.
08:51Because, like, feeling it grow in my mouth.
08:52And, like, the beginning excitement.
08:55And, like, the, oh, like, excitement.
08:57Like, I don't know.
08:58The first 90%.
09:00So you like second decade?
09:02Yes.
09:03Well, there's so many questions about second decade.
09:06It's like you knew me.
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