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00:01:30With civilizations beyond our world.
00:01:34Powerful creatures beyond our control.
00:01:37And courageous players who will stop at nothing.
00:01:40I never turned down a challenge.
00:01:42To become the best.
00:01:44I did it.
00:01:44This is the world of Duel Masters.
00:01:47For the first time ever on DVD and VHS, it's a mega-powerful feature-length adventure with worlds of supercharged
00:01:54bonus extras only you can take control of.
00:01:58Great! Let's go out and own the zone.
00:02:00Join Young Master Shobu as he battles through all of his competitions with the help of his friends, Rakuta.
00:02:06Awesome!
00:02:06You're so cute.
00:02:09Sayuki.
00:02:10Come on, Shobu. You can do it.
00:02:12Mimi.
00:02:12What's Drool Master?
00:02:14Drool Master?
00:02:15It's called Duo Master.
00:02:17Strange name for a bubblegum card.
00:02:19Huh?
00:02:19And Knight.
00:02:20Glad you can make it.
00:02:21You must be the best Kaijudo player in the world.
00:02:24Well, that's what that trophy says.
00:02:27Now, does he have the gift?
00:02:30All of the elements...
00:02:32I'm guessing you're a bad guy.
00:02:33I'm your worst nightmare.
00:02:35...are in your control.
00:02:37I believe in myself.
00:02:38Bullshock, dragon, attack!
00:02:40Duel Masters from Wizards of the Coast.
00:02:43Coming to DVD and VHS from Paramount Home Entertainment.
00:02:48Hasbro and Paramount Home Entertainment present Transformers Energon.
00:02:52Coming to DVD and VHS for the first time ever.
00:02:56Transformers more than meets the eye.
00:02:59In a world that is constantly evolving, change means power.
00:03:03And power means everything.
00:03:05Optimus Prime Super Mode.
00:03:08Especially on the planet Earth, where a vital source of strength, Energon, can be found.
00:03:13The most powerful energy in the universe.
00:03:15Energon.
00:03:16It is in abundance on Earth.
00:03:19Now, the Decepticons need it to get stronger.
00:03:22We'll need a lot more Energon.
00:03:24But bring us more.
00:03:25Bring us more.
00:03:26The Autobots need it to survive.
00:03:29Protect the Energon mine at all costs.
00:03:31And when the eternal struggle continues, the countdown to extinction begins.
00:03:48Transformers, all that meets the eye.
00:03:53Transformers, Energon.
00:03:55Coming to DVD and VHS for the first time ever.
00:03:58More than meets the eye.
00:04:02Transformers, all that meets the eye.
00:04:11Transformers, all that meets the eye.
00:04:19Transformers, all that meets the eye.
00:04:20Transformers, all that meets the eye.
00:04:20Transformers, all that meets the eye.
00:05:28Oh, my God.
00:05:31I got it.
00:05:34Where is it?
00:05:37Try it here, Captain.
00:05:42I never thought I'd see it in the own eye.
00:05:48Tickets to the SpongeBob movie!
00:06:04Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
00:06:07SpongeBob SquarePants.
00:06:09Absorbent and yellow and porous to see.
00:06:11SpongeBob SquarePants.
00:06:12If not, it will not, it will be something you win.
00:06:16SpongeBob SquarePants.
00:06:16They'll drop on a deck and drop like a thing.
00:06:20SpongeBob SquarePants.
00:06:24SpongeBob SquarePants.
00:06:27SpongeBob SquarePants.
00:06:35SpongeBob SquarePants.
00:06:36SpongeBob SquarePants.
00:06:39SpongeBob SquarePants.
00:06:41SpongeBob SquarePants.
00:06:47SpongeBob SquarePants.
00:06:48SpongeBob SquarePants.
00:06:49Ah, the sea.
00:06:51So mysterious.
00:06:53So beautiful.
00:06:54So, uh, wet.
00:06:57Our story begins in Bikini Bottom's popular undersea eatery,
00:07:02The Krusty Krab Restaurant.
00:07:03Back up!
00:07:05Hey, wait a minute.
00:07:05Back up!
00:07:06What is happening?
00:07:07Please, settle down.
00:07:09We've got a situation in there.
00:07:11I'd rather not discuss till me manager gets here.
00:07:13Look, there he is!
00:07:19Talk to me, Krabs.
00:07:21It started out as a simple order.
00:07:23A Krabby Patty with cheese.
00:07:24When the customer took a bite.
00:07:27No cheese!
00:07:31Get a hold of yourself, Eugene.
00:07:33I'm going in.
00:07:35Take it easy, friend.
00:07:37I'm the manager of this establishment.
00:07:40Everything's gonna be just fine.
00:07:42I'm really scared here, man.
00:07:43You got a name?
00:07:45Phil?
00:07:46You got a family, Phil?
00:07:50Come on, Phil.
00:07:51Stay with me.
00:07:52Let's hear about that family.
00:07:53I got a wife.
00:07:54I had two beautiful children.
00:07:56That's what it's all about.
00:07:57I want you to do me a favor, Phil.
00:07:59What?
00:08:00Say cheese.
00:08:15Order up.
00:08:17Yeah!
00:08:19Three cheers for the managers!
00:08:22Hip, hip!
00:08:24Hip, hip!
00:08:26Hip, hip!
00:08:27Hip, hip, hip!
00:08:31Hip, hip, hip!
00:08:33Hip, hip!
00:08:34Hip, hip!
00:08:34Hooray!
00:08:35Gary, I had that dream again.
00:08:38And it's finally gonna come true.
00:08:40Today!
00:08:41Sorry about this calendar.
00:08:43Because today's the grand opening ceremony for the Krusty Krab 2.
00:08:47Where Mr. Krabs will announce the new manager.
00:08:51Meow.
00:08:51Who's it gonna be, Gary?
00:08:54Well, let's ask my wall of 374 consecutive Employee of the Month awards.
00:09:00Bum, bum, square pants!
00:09:03I'm ready.
00:09:04Promotion.
00:09:05I'm ready.
00:09:06Hop.
00:09:28I'll be right back.
00:09:42Cleanliness is next to managerliness
00:09:44I'm ready for motion
00:09:47I'm ready for motion
00:09:50I'm ready for motion
00:10:08Bob, what are you doing in here?
00:10:10I have to tell you something, Squidward
00:10:12Whatever it is, can't it wait until we get to work?
00:10:16There's no shower at work
00:10:17What do you want?
00:10:18I just wanted to say I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today
00:10:22Get up!
00:10:25Okay, I'll see you at the ceremony
00:10:28That sounds like the manager of the new Krusty Krab 2
00:10:31Oops, hold on
00:10:34Congratulations, buddy
00:10:36Oh, thanks, Patrick
00:10:37And tonight, after my big promotion
00:10:39We're gonna party till we're purple
00:10:41I love being purple
00:10:42We're going to the place where all the action is
00:10:46You don't mean?
00:10:47I mean
00:10:48Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat!
00:10:55Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
00:10:58You're a Goofy Goober, yeah
00:11:00We're on Goofy Goober's, yeah
00:11:03Goofy Goober, Goober, yeah
00:11:04Oh
00:11:05I better get dueling
00:11:07I'm ready
00:11:08Promotion
00:11:09I'm ready
00:11:09Promotion
00:11:10Good luck, SpongeBob
00:11:12And luck for me at the ceremony
00:11:13I got a little surprise for ya
00:11:16I'm like a vegan vegan
00:11:19Hello, the Key Bottom
00:11:20Kurt Perkins here
00:11:22Coming to you live
00:11:23From in front of the Krusty Krab Restaurant
00:11:25For years, the only place
00:11:27To get a delicious and mouth-watering Krabby Patty
00:11:29Until today, that is
00:11:31That's right, folks
00:11:32Long-time owner Mr. Krabs
00:11:35Is opening a new restaurant called
00:11:37The Krusty Krab 2
00:11:40First of all, congratulations, Mr. Krabs
00:11:43Hello, I like money
00:11:45What inspired you to build a second Krusty Krab
00:11:48Right next door to the original?
00:11:51Money
00:11:53Curses
00:11:55Curses
00:11:55It's not fair
00:11:57Krabs is being interviewed by Perch Perkins
00:12:00And I've never even had one customer
00:12:03Customer
00:12:04Customer
00:12:04Customer
00:12:10Don't get worked up again, Plankton
00:12:12And I just mapped the floors
00:12:13Oh, Karen, my computer wife
00:12:16If only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krab's success
00:12:19The formula for the Krabby Patty
00:12:25Then people would line up to eat at my restaurant
00:12:28Lord knows I've tried
00:12:31I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet
00:12:35From A to Y
00:12:37A to Y?
00:12:39Yeah, A to Y, you know, the alphabet
00:12:41What about Z?
00:12:43Z?
00:12:44Z?
00:12:45The letter after Y
00:12:46W, X, Y, Z
00:12:49Plan Z, here it is
00:12:51Just like you said
00:12:53Oh, boy
00:12:54Oh, oh, oh
00:12:57It's evil
00:12:59It's diabolical
00:13:01It's lemon-scented
00:13:04This Plan Z can't possibly fail
00:13:08So enjoy today, Mr. Krabs
00:13:11Because by tomorrow I'll have the formula
00:13:14Then everyone will eat at the Chubbucket
00:13:16And I will rule the world
00:13:19All hail, Plankton
00:13:20All hail, Plankton
00:13:22I'm ready
00:13:24Promotion
00:13:25I'm ready
00:13:26Promotion
00:13:27Phew, I think I stepped in something
00:13:32Not in something
00:13:33On someone, you twit
00:13:35Oh, sorry, Plankton
00:13:37Are you on your way to the grand opening ceremony?
00:13:40No, I am not on my way over to the grand opening ceremony
00:13:43I'm busy planning to rule the world
00:13:48Well, good luck with that
00:13:51I'm ready
00:13:52Promotion
00:13:53I'm ready
00:13:54Promotion
00:13:55Stupid kid
00:13:58Welcome
00:13:59Welcome, everyone
00:14:00To the grand opening of
00:14:02The Krusty Krab 2
00:14:05We paid nine dollars for this?
00:14:08I paid ten
00:14:09Now, before we begin with the ribbon-cutting
00:14:11I'd like to announce the name of our new manager
00:14:15Yeah, now we're talking
00:14:21Yeah, now we're talking
00:14:23Yes, well, anyway
00:14:26The new manager is a loyal, hard-working employee
00:14:31Yes
00:14:32The obvious choice for the job
00:14:35He's right
00:14:36The name you all know
00:14:38It starts with an S
00:14:39That's me
00:14:41Please welcome our new manager
00:14:43Good retentacles
00:14:45Yes
00:14:47Yeah
00:14:51Better luck next time, buddy
00:14:56Yeah, all right
00:15:00People of Bikini Bottom
00:15:02As the manager of
00:15:04Uh, SpongeBob
00:15:05Hold the phone, folks
00:15:06I'm getting an important newsflash from Mr. Krabs
00:15:08Go ahead, Mr. K
00:15:11I'm making a complete what of myself
00:15:15The most embarrassing thing you've ever seen
00:15:19And now it's worse because I'm repeating everything you say into the microphone
00:15:22Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob
00:15:25You didn't get the job
00:15:27What?
00:15:28You did not get the job
00:15:32But, but why?
00:15:36Ah, SpongeBob, you're a great fry cook
00:15:38But I gave the job to Squidward because being manager is a big responsibility
00:15:44Well, let's face it
00:15:46He's more, uh, mature than you
00:15:48I'm not mature
00:15:50Ah, lad
00:15:52I mean this in the nicest of ways
00:15:54But there's a word for what you are
00:15:56And that word is, uh
00:15:58Uh, now let's see
00:15:59Uh, dork?
00:16:01No, wait, that's not right
00:16:02Not a dork, um
00:16:03A goofball?
00:16:05Closer, but no, no, no
00:16:06A ding-a-ling
00:16:07Whang-nut
00:16:08A knucklehead McSpazitron
00:16:10Okay, that's enough
00:16:12Look, what I'm trying to say is
00:16:14You're just a kid
00:16:16And to be a manager, you have to be a man
00:16:18Otherwise, they'd call it Kid-ager
00:16:21You understand-ager?
00:16:22I mean, you understand?
00:16:25I guess so, Mr. Krabs
00:16:30SpongeBob?
00:16:31I'm ready
00:16:32Depression
00:16:34I'm ready
00:16:35Depression
00:16:37Poor kid
00:16:39Hooray for SpongeBob!
00:16:46Hooray for SpongeBob!
00:16:53Let's hear it for SpongeBob!
00:16:56Hello?
00:16:57Where'd everybody go?
00:16:59Did I miss something?
00:17:02Did you see my butt?
00:17:05Later that evening
00:17:07Time to put Plan Z into effect
00:17:12Starting at the undersea castle of King Neptune
00:17:29Oh, right
00:17:30The royal court is now in session
00:17:34Bring the prisoner forward
00:17:41So, you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown
00:17:45Yes, but...
00:17:47But what?
00:17:47But it's my job, your highness
00:17:49I'm the royal crown polisher
00:17:51Well, then I guess I can't execute you
00:17:55Twenty years and the dungeon it is
00:17:58Daddy!
00:17:59You're free to go
00:18:02Bless you, Princess Mindy
00:18:07Mindy!
00:18:07How dare you defy me!
00:18:09Why do you have to be so mean?
00:18:11I am the king!
00:18:12I must enforce the laws of the sea!
00:18:14Father, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments
00:18:18That would be nice
00:18:21Squire!
00:18:22Clear the room!
00:18:23I wish to speak to my daughter alone
00:18:26What is this, Mindy?
00:18:29Your crown?
00:18:30And what does this crown do?
00:18:32Covers your bald spot
00:18:33It's not bald!
00:18:35It's thinning!
00:18:36This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline
00:18:42No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea
00:18:47One day, you will wear this crown
00:18:50I'm gonna be bald?
00:18:51Thinning!
00:18:52Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn how to rule with an iron fist
00:18:58Like your father
00:19:00Uh, Dad?
00:19:02Your crown?
00:19:05What the?
00:19:07My crown!
00:19:10Someone has stolen me!
00:19:12I got it!
00:19:14I got it!
00:19:26Hey, all you goobers!
00:19:28It's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut
00:19:32Goofy Goober!
00:19:37Howdy, Goofy Goober!
00:19:40Hey, fellow Goofy Goober!
00:19:41Time to say
00:19:42Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah!
00:19:46You're a Goofy Goober, yeah!
00:19:48We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah!
00:19:50Goofy Goober, yeah!
00:20:05All right, get it together, old boy
00:20:08I know, I'll just stop thinking about it
00:20:12And you know, I actually feel a little better
00:20:15I don't even remember why I was sad
00:20:17Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab 2 manager
00:20:23Wow, the pressure's already setting in
00:20:26No, Pat, you don't understand
00:20:28I didn't get the promotion
00:20:30What? Why?
00:20:33Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid
00:20:35What? That's insane!
00:20:38I know
00:20:38Well, saying you're a kid, it's like saying I'm a kid
00:20:41Here's your Goober meal, sir
00:20:43I'm supposed to get a toy with this?
00:20:45Thanks
00:20:47I'm gonna head home, Pat
00:20:49The celebration's off
00:20:51Are you sure?
00:20:53Yeah, I'm not in a Goober mood
00:20:55Okay, see ya
00:20:57And here's your triple Gooberberry sunrise, sir
00:21:01Yum!
00:21:02Oh, triple Gooberberry sunrise, huh?
00:21:05I guess I could use one of those
00:21:06Now you're talking!
00:21:08Hey, waiter!
00:21:09We need another one over here
00:21:12There you go
00:21:13Ooh!
00:21:23Boy, Pat, that hit the spot
00:21:25I'm feeling better already
00:21:27Yeah!
00:21:28Waiter, let's get another round over here
00:21:34Oh, Mr. Waiter!
00:21:36Two more, please!
00:21:37Woo!
00:21:41Waiter!
00:21:45Waiter!
00:21:47Waiter!
00:21:50Waiter!
00:21:51Waiter!
00:21:52Why do I always get the nuts?
00:21:54All right, folks
00:21:56This one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world
00:22:00Patrick and his big peanut guy
00:22:03It's a little ditty cove
00:22:06It's a little ditty cove
00:22:06Waiter!
00:22:10Waiter!
00:22:11Hey, get up
00:22:14Hey, come on, buddy
00:22:15I want to go home
00:22:16Come on, pal
00:22:20Oh, my head
00:22:22Listen to me
00:22:23It's 8 in the morning
00:22:24Go scrape up your friend and get going
00:22:26The...
00:22:27Friend?
00:22:29Patrick!
00:22:30Hey, what's up, buddy?
00:22:32Wait, you said 8 o'clock
00:22:35I'm late for work
00:22:36Mr. Krabs is gonna be...
00:22:41Mr. Krabs
00:22:44Now, pay attention, Squidward
00:22:46As new manager, you've gotta keep a sharp eye out for paying customers
00:22:51Yawn
00:22:53What's this?
00:22:54King Neptune is riding toward the Krusty Krab at lunchtime
00:22:57He's got money
00:23:01Stay in the coach, daughter
00:23:02This won't take long
00:23:04Daddy, please
00:23:05I think you're overreacting
00:23:07Silence, Mindy
00:23:08I know what I'm doing
00:23:10Squire!
00:23:11Yes, your highness
00:23:12Have this pole executed at once
00:23:14A hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty
00:23:19With cheese, Mr. Squidward
00:23:21With cheese
00:23:26Greetings, subjects
00:23:27I seek the one known as Eugene Krabs
00:23:30May he present himself to me at once
00:23:33I'm Eugene Krabs, your highness
00:23:36Would you like to order something?
00:23:38Nein!
00:23:39I'm on to you, Krabs
00:24:09You have stolen the royal crown, you cannot deny
00:24:11I sold it to a guy in Shell City
00:24:13And I just wanted to say
00:24:15Thanks again for selling me the crown
00:24:16Step 2 to the crown
00:24:19Which is now in Shell City, goodbye
00:24:24Don't you just hate wrong numbers?
00:24:27My crown is in the Forbidden Shell City!
00:24:32Plan Z, I love Plan Z
00:24:38Prepare to burn, Krabs
00:24:41Wait then, dude, please
00:24:43Please, I'm begging you
00:24:44I ain't a crook
00:24:46Ask anyone, not much for me
00:24:49Very well then
00:24:51Before I turn this conniving crustacean into fish meal
00:24:55Who here has anything to say about Eugene Krabs?
00:25:00I've got something to say about Mr. Krabs
00:25:07SpongeBobby boy
00:25:08You come just in time
00:25:09Pardon me, miss
00:25:10Please, tell King Neptune all about me
00:25:13I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years
00:25:18And always thought he was a great boss
00:25:21You see?
00:25:23A great boss
00:25:24I now realize that he's a great big jerk
00:25:29I deserve that manager's job
00:25:31But you didn't give it to me
00:25:33Since you say I'm a kid
00:25:36Well, I am 100% man
00:25:40And this man has got something to say to you
00:25:53There, I think I made my point
00:25:58Anyone else?
00:25:59No?
00:26:01Well then
00:26:01Huh?
00:26:06The pants are on fire!
00:26:09The underwear's on fire!
00:26:11I'm on fire!
00:26:15Oh, yeah
00:26:17And now, Eugene Krabs
00:26:19You will die!
00:26:21Wait!
00:26:23I'm flattered you would do this on my account
00:26:25That being manager isn't worth killing Mr. Krabs over
00:26:28Quiet, fool!
00:26:30Mr. Krabs stole my crown
00:26:31And now it's in Shell City
00:26:33That's why he must die
00:26:35Doesn't it seem a little harsh
00:26:36To kill someone over a crown?
00:26:37You don't understand
00:26:38My crown is a symbol of my king-like authority
00:26:41And, uh, between you and me
00:26:44My hair is thinning a bit
00:26:46Oh, your highness
00:26:47I'm sure it's not that noticeable
00:26:49Hold!
00:26:49Hold!
00:26:50Hold!
00:26:51Hold!
00:26:53My eyes!
00:26:55All right, all right
00:26:56Uh, King Neptune, sir
00:26:58Would you spare Mr. Krabs' life
00:27:00If I went to get your crown back?
00:27:02You go to Shell City?
00:27:10No one who's gone to Shell City
00:27:12Has ever returned!
00:27:14What makes you think you could?
00:27:16You're just a kid
00:27:19But I'm not a kid
00:27:20I can do it
00:27:21Run along
00:27:22I have a crab to cook
00:27:25No!
00:27:26I won't let you
00:27:28Very well, then
00:27:29I'll have to fry you both
00:27:32Daddy, stop it!
00:27:34Can't you get through one day
00:27:36Without executing someone?
00:27:37Mindy!
00:27:38I told you to stay in the carriage
00:27:40Where's your love and compassion?
00:27:42Look at this little guy
00:27:43He's willing to risk his life
00:27:45To find your crown
00:27:46And save his boss
00:27:47But, daughter, I...
00:27:48Please, father
00:27:49At least let him try
00:27:50What have you got to lose?
00:27:52Might I remind you of your special problem?
00:27:56Yes!
00:27:57Hold!
00:27:58Hold!
00:27:59Hold!
00:28:00Hold!
00:28:00Hold!
00:28:00I am high!
00:28:01Hold!
00:28:02All right
00:28:03Very well, Mindy
00:28:04I'll give him a chance
00:28:06But when your little champion fails to return
00:28:09I get to splatter this crab all over the wall
00:28:12Huh?
00:28:13And as for you
00:28:14Be back here with my crown
00:28:16In exactly ten days
00:28:17He can do it in nine
00:28:19Eight
00:28:19Seven
00:28:20Six
00:28:20Six
00:28:21Six
00:28:23Six it is then
00:28:24Five
00:28:25Perfect suss!
00:28:27Until then
00:28:28The crab shall remain frozen
00:28:29Where he now stands
00:28:31No way
00:28:31I've been begging you
00:28:35Who turned on the AC?
00:28:37Mr. Krabs!
00:28:39Oh no
00:28:40This is terrible
00:28:41Who's gonna sign my paycheck?
00:28:43Come along, Mindy
00:28:45Listen you guys
00:28:46The road to Shell City
00:28:47Is really dangerous
00:28:48There's crooks
00:28:49Killers
00:28:50And monsters everywhere
00:28:51And what's worse
00:28:52There's a giant cyclops
00:28:53Who guards the outskirts of the city
00:28:54And preys on innocent sea creatures
00:28:56Don't let him catch you
00:28:58Because if he does
00:28:59He'll take you back to his lair
00:29:00And you'll never be seen again
00:29:01She's birdie, Spongebob
00:29:04Here
00:29:04Take this
00:29:05What's in here?
00:29:08It's a magical bag of winds
00:29:09I stole them from my father
00:29:11You're hot
00:29:12Once you find the crown
00:29:13Open the bag of winds
00:29:14And you'll be blown back home
00:29:16Mindy!
00:29:17I'm coming!
00:29:18Good luck, Spongebob
00:29:19Wait!
00:29:19How did you know my name?
00:29:21Oh, I'm gonna be queen of the sea one day
00:29:23I've learned the names of all the sea creatures
00:29:25What's my name?
00:29:27That's easy
00:29:27You're Patrick's star
00:29:34Mindy!
00:29:34I gotta go
00:29:35I believe in you guys
00:29:37Thanks, Mindy
00:29:38Don't worry, Mr. Krabs
00:29:40Patrick Squidward and I
00:29:41Pass
00:29:45Patrick and I
00:29:46Are gonna get that crown back
00:29:48And save you from Neptune's wrath
00:29:50You've got nothing to worry about
00:29:52Your life is in our hands
00:30:00Patrick, let's go get that crown
00:30:17Feast your eyes, Patrick
00:30:19What is it?
00:30:21The paddy wagon
00:30:23Mr. Krabs uses it for promotional reasons
00:30:26Let me show you some of its features
00:30:28Sesame seed finish
00:30:29Steel belted pickles
00:30:30Grilled leather interior
00:30:32And under the hood
00:30:33A fuel-injected French fryer
00:30:35With dual overhead grease traps
00:30:37Wow
00:30:38Yeah, wow
00:30:42Hey, I thought you didn't have a driver's license
00:30:45You don't need a license to drive a sandwich
00:30:57Steel City
00:30:59Yeah, we come
00:31:05Hey there, old buddy
00:31:08Freeze
00:31:12One secret formula to go, please.
00:31:15No, no, don't trouble yourself.
00:31:16I'll get it.
00:31:20Well, I like to hang around, but I've got Krabby Patties to make.
00:31:25Over at the Chubbucket?
00:31:27Plan C?
00:31:28I love ya!
00:31:42Gooby-gooby-gooby-gooby-goo!
00:31:49Fill her up, please.
00:31:51What'll it be, fellas?
00:31:53Mustard or ketchup?
00:31:58Are they laughing at us?
00:31:59No, Patrick. They're laughing next to us.
00:32:03Where are you two dumb kids headed, anyway?
00:32:06Kids?
00:32:06Now, Patrick, for your information, we are not kids, we are men.
00:32:11And we're off to get King Neptune's crown in Shell City.
00:32:15Shell City?
00:32:16Ain't that the place that's guarded by killer Cyclops?
00:32:21That's right.
00:32:23Floyd, take off your hat in respect.
00:32:26Respect for the dead!
00:32:34You two dipsticks ain't gonna last ten seconds over the county line.
00:32:38Oh, yeah? We'll see about that.
00:32:44Out of the car, fellas.
00:32:51How many seconds was that?
00:32:53Twelve.
00:32:56In your face!
00:33:05Who's the kid now?
00:33:09They're dead.
00:33:16Perch Perkins here with an incredible news flash.
00:33:18Plankton is selling Krabby Patties at the Chum Bucket.
00:33:21How is this possible?
00:33:22Let's find out.
00:33:23Ship right up!
00:33:25Plenty for everybody!
00:33:26Excuse me, Plankton.
00:33:27Perch Perkins, Bikini Bottom news.
00:33:29Can I get a minute?
00:33:30Anything for you, Perch.
00:33:32All of Bikini Bottom wants to know, how did you get the Krabby Patty?
00:33:35Well, Perch, before my dear friend Eugene Krabs was frozen by King Neptune...
00:33:43I'm sorry.
00:33:45He confided in me his secret wish!
00:33:48Sell the Krabby Patty in my absence at the Chum Bucket, he said.
00:33:52Don't let the flame die out!
00:33:58By the way, act now and you get a free Chum Bucket bucket helmet with every purchase.
00:34:02Here you go, Perch.
00:34:03Thanks!
00:34:04Bucket helmets for everyone!
00:34:09I know for you!
00:34:13Ow!
00:34:14Karen baby, I haven't felt this giddy since the day you agreed to be my wife.
00:34:19I never agreed.
00:34:21Evil Plan Z is working perfectly!
00:34:24Nothing can stop me now!
00:34:26Nothing except Spongebob and his pink friend.
00:34:28My sensors indicate that they're going after the crown.
00:34:32If they make it back, Neptune might discover some fingerprints.
00:34:36Tiny fingerprints.
00:34:39Stubby tiny fingerprints.
00:34:42Evil Plan Z is way ahead of you, baby.
00:34:45I've already hired someone to take care of those two.
00:34:48He's a vicious cold-blooded predator!
00:35:08Sesame seed.
00:35:09Hey, mister!
00:35:11Does that hat take ten gallons?
00:35:13Ah!
00:35:14Ah!
00:35:15Ah!
00:35:16Ah!
00:35:17Ah!
00:35:17Ah!
00:35:18Ah!
00:35:18Ah!
00:35:19Ah!
00:35:28Ah!
00:35:29Ah!
00:35:30Ah!
00:35:50We must be close by now
00:35:54Patrick, look! We're doing great! Shell City's only five days away
00:36:01My car
00:36:03I wish we still had our car
00:36:06SpongeBob, look! Our car!
00:36:12The key!
00:36:14Where do you think it is?
00:36:29I got no reason
00:36:32To be paranoid
00:36:34There it is, Pat! The key!
00:36:37Now how are we going to get it?
00:36:39I know. Walk in and ask him for it
00:36:41What are you looking at?
00:36:45Patrick, that's a terrible idea
00:36:46Sorry
00:36:48I know. I'll go in and create a distraction
00:36:50And you get the key
00:36:51Wait! I want to do the distraction
00:36:54Uh, okay
00:36:56I guess it really doesn't matter who does the distraction
00:37:08Have everybody's attention?
00:37:16I have to use the bathroom
00:37:19It's, uh, right over there
00:37:24Stupid contacts
00:37:25Oh, there it is
00:37:26I better go wash it off
00:37:29Patrick! You call that a distraction?
00:37:32I have to go to the bathroom
00:37:34Well, I got my hands dirty for nothing
00:37:37Huh?
00:37:38Patrick, check it out
00:37:40Whoa!
00:37:42Hooray!
00:37:42Hey, bubba pointy!
00:37:47Here's a bubble party!
00:37:49Yo!
00:37:50Nah, nah, nah
00:37:51No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:38:01Hey! Who blew this bubble?
00:38:07You all know the rules.
00:38:09All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar.
00:38:16That's right! So who blew it?
00:38:20So, nobody knows.
00:38:24Maybe it was...
00:38:25Shut up!
00:38:26Somebody in here ain't a real man.
00:38:29You! We're on a baby hunt, and don't think we don't know how to weed them out.
00:38:36Now everybody line up!
00:38:39DJ! Time for the test!
00:38:46No baby can resist singing along to this!
00:38:50SpongeBob, it's the Goofy Goober theme song!
00:38:54I know!
00:38:54Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah!
00:38:58You're a Goofy Goober, yeah!
00:39:01We're all Goofy Goober, yeah!
00:39:03Goofy Goober, yeah!
00:39:05It was you! You're the baby!
00:39:06No, no! I only coughed! I swear!
00:39:10DJ! Turn it up louder!
00:39:14You're a Goofy Goober, yeah!
00:39:16Sing along, Patrick!
00:39:18I'm trying...
00:39:20Trying so hard!
00:39:24I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah!
00:39:28You're a Goofy Goober, yeah!
00:39:32We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah!
00:39:37Goofy Goofy Goober, Goober, yeah!
00:39:42Well, well, well...
00:39:46Which one of you babies was it?
00:39:48It was him!
00:39:49Uh, he did it!
00:39:51I've never even eaten it!
00:39:52Goofy Goofy Goober, Goober, yeah!
00:39:55Well, looks like we got ourselves a double baby!
00:39:59Yeah!
00:40:04Man, that was a close call!
00:40:06Guess what I got?
00:40:08The key!
00:40:10Shh!
00:40:19Too bad SpongeBob's not here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here!
00:40:33Morning!
00:40:34Some people have no taste in headgear.
00:40:38Huh?
00:40:41Babies, too?
00:40:44Excuse me, miss, but where is everybody getting that horrid headwear?
00:40:49Who said that?
00:40:51Down here.
00:40:52Oh, well, I got it at the Chum Bucket.
00:40:54Plankton's giving them away free with every Krabby Patty.
00:40:57Chum Bucket?
00:40:58Free?
00:40:59Krabby Patty?
00:41:00Plankton?
00:41:01Giving?
00:41:02With?
00:41:07So, you're selling Krabby Patties, eh, Plankton?
00:41:11That's right, Squidward.
00:41:13And there's a free bucket helmet with every purchase.
00:41:17Care for one?
00:41:18No!
00:41:19You may have hoodwinked everyone else in this backwater town, but you can't fool me.
00:41:24I listen to public radio.
00:41:27Well, what's that supposed to mean?
00:41:28It means you set up Mr. Krabs.
00:41:31You stole the crown so Neptune would freeze him, and you could finally get your stubby little
00:41:35paws on the Krabby Patty formula.
00:41:37It was you all along!
00:41:39But you made one fatal mistake!
00:41:42You messed with my paycheck!
00:41:45And I'm gonna report you to the highest authority in the land, King Neptune!
00:41:50We'll see about that, Inspector Loose Lips!
00:41:54Now activating helmet brain control devices.
00:41:58Huh?
00:42:05What?
00:42:06What?
00:42:15All hail, Plankton!
00:42:18What's going on here?
00:42:19All hail, Plankton!
00:42:20Seize him, slaves!
00:42:22All hail, Plankton!
00:42:25Ah!
00:42:26I'm getting out of here!
00:42:27Ah!
00:42:29All hail, Plankton!
00:42:32All hail, Plankton!
00:42:34All hail, Plankton!
00:42:34All hail, Plankton!
00:42:35All hail, Plankton!
00:42:36Who can stop me now?
00:42:39Ha ha ha ha!
00:42:41Ho!
00:42:43Ah ha ha ha!
00:42:45Ah ha ha ha!
00:42:47Oh gee, come on Pat, one more time!
00:42:50Okay.
00:42:51We're on a baby hunt!
00:42:52I don't think we don't know how to weed him out!
00:42:56Ah!
00:42:57Ah ha ha!
00:43:00Ah ha ha!
00:43:02Ah ha ha!
00:43:03Ah ha ha!
00:43:03Ah ha ha!
00:43:03Weed him out!
00:43:04Ah ha ha!
00:43:05Ah ha ha ha!
00:43:06What a jerk!
00:43:08Ah ha ha ha!
00:43:09Ah ha ha ha!
00:43:11Ah ha ha ha ha!
00:43:12Ah ha ha ha ha!
00:43:12Whoa!
00:43:13I think the world's getting kind of bumpy here.
00:43:15Ah ha ha ha ha!
00:43:16You know, SpongeBob, there's a lesson to be learned from all of this.
00:43:20What's that, Patrick?
00:43:22A bubble-blowing double baby doesn't belong out here.
00:43:26In man's country.
00:43:27Yeah!
00:43:28Hey, wait.
00:43:29We blew that bubble.
00:43:31Doesn't that make us a bubble-blowing double baby?
00:43:35Hey look!
00:43:36Free ice cream!
00:43:37Whee!
00:43:39Oh boy!
00:43:46How you doing?
00:43:49Wait a minute.
00:43:51Wait a minute!
00:43:53SpongeBob!
00:43:55Yeah?
00:43:56Make mine a chocolate!
00:43:58Got you covered.
00:43:59Two please.
00:44:00Certainly.
00:44:02You kids enjoy.
00:44:04Actually, we're men, lady.
00:44:06But thanks.
00:44:07Okay, Patrick.
00:44:08Let's...
00:44:08You can let go now.
00:44:09I said let go, please.
00:44:11Ugh!
00:44:12Ugh!
00:44:13What is this?
00:44:16Ugh!
00:44:20What kind of old lady are you?
00:44:24Ew!
00:44:25Huh?
00:44:29Ah!
00:44:35Oh.
00:44:41Ah!
00:44:43Ah!
00:44:46Ah!
00:44:47Did you get the ice cream?
00:44:49No.
00:44:51Step on it, Patrick!
00:45:14Hey, you may not know it, cowboy, but we got a rule around here about blowing bubbles.
00:45:23All bubble blowing babies will be beaten senseless by a-
00:45:46Come on, kiddie, have some ice cream!
00:45:52I'll let you pick Mr. Whiskers!
00:45:59I'm for it, Patrick!
00:46:00No!
00:46:02No!
00:46:03No!
00:46:05No!
00:46:06No!
00:46:08No!
00:46:23No!
00:46:24We lost our car again!
00:46:26Well, never mind the car!
00:46:28Where's the road?
00:46:29Road!
00:46:30Road!
00:46:31Road!
00:46:32Road!
00:46:34Road!
00:46:35Road!
00:46:35Sorry!
00:46:37There's the road!
00:46:39There's the road!
00:46:39On the other side of this... deep... dark... dangerous...
00:46:47Hazardous...
00:46:50Hazardous...
00:46:51Hazardous...
00:46:52Monster infested...
00:46:52Yeah, monster infested...
00:46:55Trench...
00:46:56Hey, Spongebob, look!
00:46:58Here's the way down!
00:47:04Well, we're not gonna get the crown standing here!
00:47:07On to Shell City!
00:47:10Hey!
00:47:11Hey!
00:47:16Hey, look!
00:47:17It's making noise!
00:47:19SpongeBob?
00:47:22Well, hey, where are you going?
00:47:24I'm going home, Patrick.
00:47:25But what about Mr. Krabs?
00:47:27What about us?
00:47:28We'll never survive in that trench!
00:47:31You said it yourself.
00:47:32This is man's country.
00:47:33And let's face it, Pat.
00:47:35We're just... kids.
00:47:38We're not kids!
00:47:39Open your eyes, Patrick!
00:47:41We blow bubbles!
00:47:42We eat ice cream!
00:47:44We worship a dancing peanut for corn's sake!
00:47:47We don't belong out here!
00:47:49We do not worship him!
00:47:52Patrick, you've been wearing the same goofy goober peanut party underpants for three years straight!
00:47:57What do you call that?
00:47:58Worship?
00:48:00Oh, you're right, Spongebob!
00:48:02We aren't kids!
00:48:10Pull your pants up, Patrick.
00:48:12We're going home.
00:48:13But you can't go home!
00:48:16Mindy!
00:48:17Mindy?
00:48:20How much did you hear?
00:48:22I heard enough.
00:48:23Did you see my underwear?
00:48:24No, Patrick.
00:48:26Did you want to?
00:48:26Look, guys.
00:48:27You may be kids, but you're the only ones left who can get that crown.
00:48:31What do you mean, the only ones left?
00:48:32Things have gotten a lot worse since you left Bikini Bottom.
00:48:36Or should I say...
00:48:38Planktopolis.
00:48:40All hail Plankton!
00:48:42No resting!
00:48:44This monument celebrating my glory isn't gonna build itself!
00:48:48Move faster!
00:48:49Oh my gosh!
00:48:51Patrick, look!
00:48:52Plankton's turned everyone we know into slaves!
00:48:55Squidward?
00:48:57Sandy?
00:48:58Mrs. Pep?
00:49:01Even Gary!
00:49:02Meow!
00:49:03Malcolm!
00:49:05Can't your father do something?
00:49:07My father's too distracted by his bald spot to do anything.
00:49:12Squire, will you hurry?
00:49:16So you see?
00:49:17You can't quit.
00:49:18The fate of Bikini Bottom rests in your hands.
00:49:21But...
00:49:22But we're just...
00:49:23Hey!
00:49:23It doesn't matter if you're kids.
00:49:25And what's so wrong with being a kid anyway?
00:49:27Kids rule!
00:49:28You don't need to be a man to do this.
00:49:30You just gotta believe in yourself.
00:49:32You just gotta believe!
00:49:36I believe.
00:49:38That's the spirit.
00:49:39I believe that...
00:49:41Everybody I know is a goner!
00:49:46Come on, guys!
00:49:49Guys!
00:49:52Guys?
00:49:56Ew!
00:50:00Meanwhile...
00:50:19Think, Mindy.
00:50:21Think!
00:50:23Yep, I guess you're right.
00:50:27A couple of kids could never survive this journey.
00:50:33That's why I guess I'll just have to turn you into men!
00:50:38You can do that?
00:50:40How?
00:50:41With my mermaid magic.
00:50:45Did you hear that, Patrick?
00:50:48She'll use her mermaid magic to turn us into men!
00:50:51Hooray!
00:50:52We're gonna be men!
00:50:54We're gonna be men!
00:50:55We're gonna be men!
00:50:56Good, now let's get started.
00:50:58Close your eyes.
00:50:59Are we men yet?
00:51:01Not yet.
00:51:02Uh, spin around three times.
00:51:03I think it's working.
00:51:05Good.
00:51:06Good.
00:51:06Now, keep your eyes shut.
00:51:09With my mermaid's magic...
00:51:12And my one tail fin...
00:51:15I command the two of you to turn into men!
00:51:18Open your eyes!
00:51:22Huh.
00:51:23I don't feel any...
00:51:24Oh my gosh, Patrick!
00:51:26You have a mustache!
00:51:28So do you!
00:51:32So now that you're men, can you make it to Shell City?
00:51:40Guys!
00:51:41Huh?
00:51:41I said now that you're men, can you make it to Shell City?
00:51:45Heck yeah!
00:51:46Are men afraid of anything?
00:51:48Heck no!
00:51:49And why?
00:51:50Because we're invincible!
00:51:52Yeah!
00:51:54Woohoo!
00:51:55I never said that!
00:51:57Yeah!
00:51:58Yeah!
00:51:59Yeah!
00:52:01Yeah!
00:52:02Yeah!
00:52:04Yeah!
00:52:05Yeah!
00:52:08Yeah!
00:52:09Um, Patrick?
00:52:11Yeah, buddy?
00:52:12Why did we jump over the edge instead of taking the stairs?
00:52:15Because...
00:52:16Uh...
00:52:17Well...
00:52:20Uh...
00:52:21Ah!
00:52:24Ah!
00:52:28Ah!
00:52:29Ah!
00:52:29Ah!
00:52:30Ah!
00:52:30Ah!
00:52:31Ah!
00:52:31Huh?
00:52:31Are we dead?
00:52:33No!
00:52:33Far from it, my friend!
00:52:35We're safe and sound at the bottom of this trench!
00:52:38Yeah!
00:52:41Ah!
00:52:44The mustache has worked!
00:52:47Do you know what that means?
00:52:48We are invincible!
00:52:54Now that we're men, we can do anything!
00:52:58Now that we're men, we are invincible!
00:53:02Now that we're men, we are invincible!
00:53:03Now that we're men, we are invincible!
00:53:04Now that we're men, we'll go to Shell City!
00:53:05We get the crown faces down at Mr. Crobs!
00:53:09Now that we're men, we have facial hair!
00:53:13Now that we're men, I changed my underwear!
00:53:16Now that we're men, we got a man leaf!
00:53:19Where we got the stuff, we're tough enough to save the day!
00:53:23We never had a chance when we were kids!
00:53:26No!
00:53:27No!
00:53:27No!
00:53:27But take a look at what them are making!
00:53:30Ha!
00:53:30Ha!
00:53:30Ha!
00:53:41Yeah go Pat!
00:53:54Uh huh!
00:53:58Oh Yeah!
00:54:00Yeah, go, Spongebob!
00:54:05Hooray!
00:54:06Now that they're men,
00:54:08we can't bother them!
00:54:10Now that they're men,
00:54:11they have become our friends!
00:54:14Now that they're men,
00:54:15they'll be a happy end!
00:54:17They'll pass the test
00:54:18and finish the quest for the crown!
00:54:20They'll pass the test
00:54:21and finish the quest!
00:54:24They'll pass the test
00:54:25and finish the quest for the crown!
00:54:28Yeah!
00:54:29Show City's done ahead!
00:54:31We did it, Pat!
00:54:32We made it past everything!
00:54:34Even the hideous, disgusting monsters!
00:54:40Uh, not you guys!
00:54:42You guys are awesome!
00:54:44Well, Patrick,
00:54:45we should be there in one more verse!
00:54:47Now that we're men...
00:54:48Finally!
00:54:51I got you right where I want you!
00:54:54Uh, can I help you with something, sir?
00:54:56Name's Dennis.
00:54:57I've been hired to exterminate you!
00:55:01You're gonna...
00:55:02exterminate us?
00:55:07The End
00:55:13No!
00:55:13No!
00:55:16No!
00:55:17No!
00:55:17No!
00:55:19No!
00:55:20No!
00:55:21No!
00:55:22Listen, Junior.
00:55:23You caught me and my friend here
00:55:25in a good mood today,
00:55:26so I'm gonna let you off with a warning.
00:55:28Step aside and you won't have to feel the awesome wrath of our mustaches.
00:55:33You mean these?
00:55:37I thought you still had a piece of salad stuck to your lip from lunchtime.
00:55:47They were fake?
00:55:49Of course they were fake!
00:55:51This is what a real mustache looks like.
00:55:58Is he a mermaid?
00:55:59Alright, enough gab.
00:56:04What are you gonna do to us?
00:56:06Plankton was very specific.
00:56:09Plankton?
00:56:10For some reason he wanted me to step on you.
00:56:13Step on us?
00:56:14Yeah, that way you'll never find out that he stole the crown!
00:56:20Uh, perhaps I've said too much.
00:56:30That's a big boot!
00:56:32Don't worry.
00:56:33This'll only hurt a lot!
00:56:39I love this job!
00:56:43Bigger boot!
00:56:44Wait, Pat!
00:56:45This bigger boot saved our lives!
00:56:47Yay!
00:56:49Thank you, stranger!
00:56:55Mr. Stranger?
00:56:59Professor Cyclops!!
00:57:03Super boy!
00:57:23Help me! Help me!
00:57:26Help me! Help me!
00:57:29Help me!
00:57:48To be continued...
00:57:55Are we dead?
00:57:57I don't think so.
00:57:59Artificially colored rocks?
00:58:04I don't know where we are.
00:58:07What is this?
00:58:09It's some kind of wall of psychic energy.
00:58:12No, Pat. It's a giant glass bowl.
00:58:16Hey! Get some fish folk!
00:58:19Hey! Over here!
00:58:21Hey, you guys!
00:58:22Hey! Help!
00:58:24Help!
00:58:25A little help here!
00:58:26Help us out, okay?
00:58:26We're stuck in this!
00:58:27Huh?
00:58:28Wait a second.
00:58:34Those fish are... dead.
00:58:57What's he gonna do with us?
00:59:04Oh no!
00:59:05He's going for his evil instruments of torture!
00:59:14Glue?
00:59:15Google eyes?
00:59:26He's making a humorous diorama of...
00:59:32Alexander Clown, no!
00:59:34Patrick!
00:59:35He's killing sea animals and making them into smelly knickknacks!
00:59:39And I think we're next!
00:59:41You think so?
00:59:42Patrick!
00:59:43No!
00:59:45No!
00:59:46No!
00:59:48No!
00:59:49No!
00:59:51No!
00:59:51No!
00:59:56The heat is so intense from this lamp that I can't move!
01:00:03Tell me about it!
01:00:04Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
01:00:15This doesn't look too good, Patrick!
01:00:19You mean...
01:00:19We're not gonna get the crown, save the town, and Mr. Krabs?
01:00:24I don't even think we're gonna be able to save ourselves, buddy!
01:00:33Thanks!
01:00:34Don't mention it!
01:00:36Well...
01:00:36It looks like what everybody said about us is true, Patrick!
01:00:41You mean that we're attractive?
01:00:43No!
01:00:44That we're just... kids!
01:00:46A couple of kids in way over their heads!
01:00:49We were doomed from the start!
01:00:52I mean, look at us!
01:00:54We didn't even come close to the crown!
01:00:56We let everybody down!
01:00:59We failed!
01:01:01Shell City!
01:01:02Yeah!
01:01:03We never made it to Shell City!
01:01:06Shell City!
01:01:07Exactly, buddy!
01:01:09Yeah!
01:01:10The place we never got to!
01:01:12Shell City!
01:01:13Okay, now you're starting to bum me out, Patrick!
01:01:16No!
01:01:16Look at the sign!
01:01:18Shell City!
01:01:20Marine Gifts and Sundries!
01:01:23Shell City is a gift shop?
01:01:25But if this is Shell City, then where's the...
01:01:32...crown?
01:01:35Neptune's crown!
01:01:37This is Shell City!
01:01:40Had...
01:01:41We did make it!
01:01:44Yeah...
01:01:45I guess we did!
01:01:48We did alright for a couple of goofballs!
01:02:02I'm a Goopy Goober, yeah!
01:02:08Yeah!
01:02:09I'm a Goopy Goober, yeah!
01:02:14We're all Goopy Goober, yeah!
01:02:21Goopy Goober!
01:02:24Goober!
01:02:25Goober!
01:02:40Goober!
01:02:44Let's see it, the SpongeBob.
01:02:48Come here, you.
01:02:52Shut up and look at the screen.
01:02:55The bird's right.
01:02:57Look, it be the tear of the goofy goobers.
01:03:14The bird's right.
01:03:46The End
01:04:06What's happening?
01:04:07I don't know!
01:04:09Look!
01:04:21Huh?
01:04:23Huh?
01:04:28Huh?
01:04:30Huh?
01:04:33Huh?
01:04:33Huh?
01:04:34Uh-oh!
01:04:53Come on, Patrick!
01:04:56Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom!
01:05:01Do you still have that bag of winds?
01:05:03I sure do!
01:05:07Here you go!
01:05:10Uh...
01:05:11What?
01:05:12Nothing.
01:05:12Nothing.
01:05:13Okay, let's go over the instructions.
01:05:15Let's see.
01:05:16It says here, step one, point bag away from home.
01:05:19Okay.
01:05:20Step two, plant feet firmly on ground.
01:05:23Right.
01:05:24Step three, remove string from bag releasing the winds.
01:05:27Check!
01:05:29Well, that seems simple enough.
01:05:31Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground, pull string releasing the winds.
01:05:35Alright, let's do it for real!
01:05:38Uh...
01:05:38SpongeBob?
01:05:54Oh, no.
01:05:56How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?
01:05:59I can take you there.
01:06:09Who are you?
01:06:10I'm David Hasselhoff.
01:06:12Hooray!
01:06:14Uh, so where's your boat?
01:06:17Boat!
01:06:18Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
01:06:20ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:06:30All hail, plankton.
01:06:32Well, Krabs, you know what today is?
01:06:36Sorry about this calendar.
01:06:38March 14th.
01:06:40Wait, that's not right.
01:06:41It should say the day that crabs fries.
01:06:45Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:06:47Huh?
01:06:49Oh, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo.
01:06:51Guess who's here.
01:07:05Arise for Hasselhoff!
01:07:07Nothing can stop us now!
01:07:09Huh? Unidentified object off the hindquarters!
01:07:14It looks like...
01:07:17Bigger food!
01:07:19But how?
01:07:30Did you miss me?
01:07:37This is the best seat in the house!
01:07:40Alright, Neptune, let's get it out!
01:07:44Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve is up.
01:07:48And it is time for you to die.
01:07:51Please! I can do it!
01:07:54There is nothing else I can do.
01:07:57You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.
01:08:00Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time...
01:08:04What?
01:08:05Mindy! Will you butt out? I won't have you stalling this execution!
01:08:10Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.
01:08:12Yes, you are.
01:08:13No, I'm not.
01:08:15Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.
01:08:18I'm stalling.
01:08:19Yes!
01:08:21Stalling?
01:08:22Stalling!
01:08:23Stalling.
01:08:24Stalling!
01:08:26Oh, boy.
01:08:30Now, where were we?
01:08:32Patrick, run!
01:08:34No!
01:08:35I'm tired of running.
01:08:36If we run now, we'll never stop.
01:08:41Run, SpongeBob!
01:08:49Take it easy back there, fellas.
01:08:59SpongeBob, be careful!
01:09:01Come on, kid, give it up.
01:09:04Dennis always gets his man.
01:09:06Stop it!
01:09:16Yeah! I did it!
01:09:17You got guts, kid.
01:09:18Yeah.
01:09:19Too bad I gotta rip him out of you.
01:09:21Uh, I don't know what Plankton's paying you,
01:09:23but if you let us go, I can make it worth you a while.
01:09:26It's gonna take a lot more than five...
01:09:28What is this?
01:09:29Uh, that, sir, is five goober dollars.
01:09:32Legal tender and any participating Goofy Goober...
01:09:35I got bubbles!
01:09:36Fun at party!
01:09:38My eyes!
01:09:40You got your spooch book!
01:09:42Thanks, buddy!
01:09:44Uh, thanks a lot.
01:09:46That's it!
01:09:47I'm through messing around!
01:09:49See you later, fools!
01:09:58See ya!
01:10:00So, you think I'm stalling.
01:10:07Where am I, crazy town?
01:10:10I have had enough of this nonsense!
01:10:14You are to wait in the carriage until the execution is done!
01:10:20But, Daddy...
01:10:22Now!
01:10:26No, no, no!
01:10:28Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry!
01:10:33Okay, fellas, this is where you get off.
01:10:35Bikini Bottom's directly below.
01:10:37But we'll never be able to float down in time!
01:10:40Who said anything about...
01:10:42floating?
01:10:43The initiating launch sequence.
01:10:45What the...
01:10:48Did you see that?
01:10:50The control!
01:10:51Whoa!
01:10:53All hands on deck!
01:10:5610 seconds to lift off.
01:10:589...
01:10:598...
01:11:00Eugene Krabs!
01:11:01The time has come!
01:11:04No!
01:11:05Yes!
01:11:066...
01:11:075...
01:11:08For you!
01:11:08No!
01:11:09Yes!
01:11:11Surprise!
01:11:13No!
01:11:14Yes!
01:11:20No!
01:11:24You done good, Hasselhoff.
01:11:27You done...
01:11:29Ow.
01:11:32We're back!
01:11:34We made it!
01:11:35We made it!
01:11:40My crown!
01:11:44My beautiful crown!
01:11:49SpongeBob? Patrick?
01:11:51I knew you could do it!
01:12:02Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBob.
01:12:07Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.
01:12:10Oh, don't worry about me.
01:12:12My parade shall be quite dry under my...
01:12:16Umbrella!
01:12:18Umbrella?
01:12:24Daddy, no!
01:12:26Daddy, yes!
01:12:32All hail Plankton!
01:12:36All hail Plankton!
01:12:39All hail Plankton!
01:12:42All hail Plankton!
01:12:45All hail Plankton!
01:12:49SpongeBob, what happened?
01:12:51Plankton cheated.
01:12:53Cheated?
01:12:54Hold on there, Baldi.
01:12:56Oh, grow up!
01:12:58What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground?
01:13:01You never had a chance to defeat me, fool!
01:13:04And you know why?
01:13:05Because you cheated?
01:13:07No! Not because I cheated, because I'm an evil genius!
01:13:11And you're just a kid!
01:13:13A stupid kid!
01:13:20I guess you're right, Plankton.
01:13:22I am just a kid.
01:13:24Of course I'm right.
01:13:25Okay, Neptune, time to kick...
01:13:27You know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven and a half seconds.
01:13:32And if I've learned anything during that time, it's that you are who you are.
01:13:38That's right. Okay, Neptune...
01:13:39And no amount of mermaid magic...
01:13:43Or managerial promotion...
01:13:46Or some other third thing...
01:13:49Can make me anything more than what I really am inside.
01:13:52A kid.
01:13:54That's great. Now get back against the wall.
01:13:55But that's okay!
01:13:57What? What's going on?
01:13:58Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do!
01:14:01I made it to Shell City!
01:14:02And I beat the Cyclops!
01:14:04And I rolled the Hasselhoff!
01:14:06And I brought the crown back!
01:14:08Alright, we get the point.
01:14:10So, yeah, I'm a kid.
01:14:11And I'm also a goofball.
01:14:13And a wingnut.
01:14:14And a knucklehead McPhasatron!
01:14:16Oh, what's going on here?
01:14:18But most of all, I'm...
01:14:20Hey, gentle down.
01:14:20I'm...
01:14:21Take it easy!
01:14:22I'm...
01:14:22What the scallop?
01:14:23I'm a Goofy Goober!
01:14:28You're a Goofy Goober!
01:14:32We're all Goofy Goober!
01:14:36Goofy Goofy Goober!
01:14:42Put your toys away!
01:14:44Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play, I say no way!
01:14:47No way!
01:14:47No, no, we're getting away!
01:14:51I'm a kid, you say.
01:14:52When you say, I'm a kid, I say, say it again!
01:14:54And then I say, thank you very much!
01:14:59So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me,
01:15:03go ahead, try.
01:15:04A kid inside will set you free!
01:15:11I'm a Goofy Goober!
01:15:14Oh, what's happening?
01:15:17Huh?
01:15:19His dance moves are impressive,
01:15:22but I'm in control!
01:15:49You...
01:15:51See them!
01:15:53I'm free! I've been freeed!
01:15:56Huh?
01:15:58No!
01:16:02Whoa!
01:16:11My precious helmet!
01:16:23His chops are too righteous!
01:16:26The helmets can't handle this level of rock and roll!
01:16:30Karen, do something!
01:16:37All right, that's the last straw!
01:16:40Neptune, I command you!
01:16:44Here you go, Daddy!
01:16:45I better get out of here.
01:16:48Look! It's the wizard who saved us!
01:16:51Out of my way, fools!
01:16:53Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
01:16:58Ow! Ow!
01:17:04Come on! I was just kidding!
01:17:08Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you?
01:17:11With the helmets and the big monuments!
01:17:15Wasn't that hilarious, everybody?
01:17:17I will destroy all of you!
01:17:20Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right!
01:17:24Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait.
01:17:28Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown.
01:17:32I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day.
01:17:36Now, let's go home.
01:17:38Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?
01:17:40Oh, yeah!
01:17:43Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you!
01:17:49What the?
01:17:51Oops!
01:17:52I guess I had it set to real boy ending.
01:17:57Yippee!
01:17:59Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs.
01:18:02And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employ such a brave, faithful,
01:18:09and heroic young lad.
01:18:12Where is he, anyway?
01:18:14I'm up here.
01:18:20I'm on it.
01:18:25Go to him now, Krabs.
01:18:27Embrace him.
01:18:29SpongeBob, me boy!
01:18:30I'm sorry I ever doubted you.
01:18:32That's a mistake I won't make again.
01:18:34Oh, Mr. Krabs, he won't soft serve.
01:18:37And now, SpongeBob, I'm going to do something that I should have done six days ago.
01:18:43Mr. Squidward, front and center, please!
01:18:46I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin.
01:18:51I couldn't agree more, sir.
01:18:54Hooray for SpongeBob!
01:18:57SpongeBob!
01:18:58Hooray!
01:18:59Wait a second, everybody.
01:19:01There's something I need to say first.
01:19:03I just don't know how to put it.
01:19:05I think I know what it is.
01:19:08After going on your life-changing journey,
01:19:11you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted.
01:19:15What you really wanted was inside you all along.
01:19:20Are you crazy?
01:19:22I was just going to tell you that your fly is down.
01:19:24Manager, this is the greatest day of my life!
01:19:28Ocean Man, take me by the hand.
01:19:31Lead me to the land that you understand.
01:19:35Ocean Man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip.
01:19:43Ocean Man, the crust of a town
01:19:46Hanging by by the sand
01:19:47Soaking up the thirst of the land
01:19:50Ocean Man, can you see through the wonder of amazement
01:19:55At the open man?
01:19:58Ocean Man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth
01:20:02To a childlike man
01:20:04Ocean Man
01:20:06Ocean Man, the sequence of a life-form raised in the sand
01:20:10Soaking up the thirst of the land
01:20:13Ocean Man
01:20:20Ocean Man
01:20:36The sequence of a life-form raised in the sand
01:20:40Soaking up the thirst of the land
01:20:43Ocean Man
01:20:51Patrick
01:20:53You see I'm growing a mustache
01:20:57And though I know I must ask you
01:21:03Does it really make me look like a man?
01:21:15I hope you're picked to be the best sponge boss they've had
01:21:24Working like a dog at the crusty flat
01:21:31Now wait a minute
01:21:33Baby
01:21:34We're just young and we won't know until we're old
01:21:41Too young
01:21:44To free ourselves from this lonely fishbowl
01:22:07Come on
01:22:09Let's find a way to be happy
01:22:13Knock my blank and you'll never be satisfied
01:22:19Always complaining about his life
01:22:26To his computer wife
01:22:30You think he would have found by now
01:22:36To be thought of as a king
01:22:40You don't need a clown
01:23:04Maybe I'm just a kid
01:23:06Maybe I just don't fit in
01:23:08I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready to go now
01:23:13I don't want to go to school
01:23:15But I don't get to make the rules
01:23:18Too early, too early, too early, too early, too early in the morning
01:23:23Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody
01:23:26Has to do something they don't want to do
01:23:29Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody
01:23:31Has to do something they don't want to do
01:23:34Oh, why is that true?
01:23:43Oh, why is that true?
01:23:44Maybe I'm not so big
01:23:46Maybe I just don't fit in
01:23:49I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready for more now
01:23:54But I don't want to go to bed
01:23:56There's so much going on in my head
01:23:58I'm tired, I'm tired, I'm tired, I'm tired right now
01:24:03Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody
01:24:07Everybody, everybody, everybody
01:24:24Has to do something they don't want to do
01:24:27Come on!
01:24:57Everybody, everybody, everybody
01:24:59Everybody, everyone, somebody, anyone
01:25:05Has to grow up
01:25:07Let's have some fun
01:25:16Mr. Sun came up and he smiled at me
01:25:23Said it's gonna be a good one, just wait and see
01:25:32Jumped out of bed
01:25:34And I ran outside
01:25:36Feeling so extra-excitified
01:25:40It's the best day ever
01:25:43Best day ever
01:25:46It's the best day ever
01:25:51Best day ever
01:25:54Sometimes the little things start closing in on me
01:26:01When I'm feeling down, I wanna lose that round
01:26:05I stick my head out the window and I look around
01:26:09Those clouds don't scare me, they can't disguise
01:26:16This magic that's happening right before my eyes
01:26:24Soon, Mr. Moon will be shining bright
01:26:29So the best day ever can last all night
01:26:32Yeah, the best day ever's gonna last all night now
01:26:39It's the best day ever
01:26:46It's the best day ever
01:26:50It's the best day ever
01:26:54It's the best day ever
01:26:57It's the best day ever
01:27:01It's the best day ever
01:27:02It's the best day ever
01:27:03It's the best day ever
01:27:04It's the best day ever
01:27:05It's the best day ever
01:27:06It's the best day ever
01:27:06It's the best day ever
01:27:06It's the best day ever
01:27:06It's the best day ever
01:27:06It's the best day ever
01:27:06You know, David Hasselhoff is a great artist.
01:27:09Excuse me, sir.
01:27:11You folks have to leave.
01:27:14What? Say that again, if you dare.
01:27:18You folks have to leave.
01:27:22Okay.
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