00:00The hotel plaza, please.
00:02Let's go.
00:04Get the hell out of here, bum.
00:06You'll dirty the whole interior.
00:08I have 500 bucks.
00:14I will repeat. Get out of here.
00:17Oh!
00:17Where do you have to fuse me?
00:20I'm a client.
00:21I will show you what are you entitled to a client.
00:28But I had no idea who I was dealing with.
00:31It's a business class cab.
00:33And she's homeless.
00:35I tried to get rid of her, but I just cannot.
00:37So maybe you could somehow help me with it.
00:50What the hell?
00:53Excuse me, officer. Is something wrong?
00:56Well, your driver told me that you are a...
00:58Do you know what should I do to get a ride with him?
01:04Listen, I don't know what's wrong with you, dude.
01:06But if I were you, I would tell this lady wherever she wants to go.
01:09Just look at her.
01:10Sir, but...
01:10What's wrong with you?
01:13Have a good day, ma'am.
01:18Why do you need all of this? You're a back lady.
01:20Because this back lady has a date with a millionaire.
01:27Dumb skin.
01:29Who knew that in a few hours I will find myself in the same bed with this homeless woman?
01:35I'm Michael, and this is my story.
01:44I'm so glad we finally met.
01:48You look even more charming in real life than in your Tinder photo.
01:53Oh my god, it's so expensive. Why?
01:57Well, in the presence of beautiful woman, money is no object.
02:04I feel like I am in a fairy tale, which I've always dreamed about.
02:10No, the tale is just beginning. Cheers.
02:21I'll be right back.
02:29One might ask, what am I in this fairy tale?
02:32Well, everything became clear as soon as a new passenger appeared in my car.
02:38Oh, can you give me a ride to Bronx, buddy?
02:41I would never guess that you live in Bronx.
02:43Dude, let's talk.
02:44Gotta get out of here.
02:46Wait, did you rub someone?
02:49No, relax.
02:51Let's have dinner with a lady. She thinks I'm a millionaire.
02:54You know what's even funner?
02:56She had to head over the hills in love with me.
02:59How does she looks like?
03:01Are you a driver or a freaking Sherlock Holmes?
03:04Let's go, damn it!
03:07He didn't have to say it.
03:09I knew that was the same homeless girl.
03:14Ma'am, I'm sorry, but my shift is coming to an end.
03:17You need to pay this bill.
03:19Oh, yeah, I'm just waiting for the guy who I came with.
03:25Ma'am, you said the same thing an hour ago.
03:27So, either settle up now or you have to call the police.
03:34How much?
03:42What about you bringing us a bottle of champagne?
03:53While we are young?
04:02You, what are you doing here?
04:04Definitely I didn't come here to drink a champagne.
04:06Ah, no, sir.
04:07Please send it to 310 and put it in the bill.
04:12Rom, what the hell are you doing?
04:14You can come with me or you can start to think how you're going to pay for this bill.
04:23Will you finally explain to me what's going on?
04:27Oh, my God.
04:28What have you done to him?
04:30Johnny, I was wondering where you went.
04:34Oh, let me, let me help you.
04:37Oh, this mad taxi driver tied me up.
04:39He tried to run away from the dinner, so you're supposed to pay for everything.
04:44Oh, don't believe he was all fake.
04:45How do you know then that he's a taxi driver?
04:53How could you?
04:55I thought you had really feelings for me.
04:57Do you know that she spent all her money to please you?
05:00She's a homeless.
05:02What?
05:06Did I go on a date with a bum?
05:09A hostage.
05:11A huge restaurant bill.
05:12An expensive room.
05:14What should I do now?
05:19No.
05:21No.
05:22No.
05:22No.
05:22It's time to drink a champagne, yes.
05:25With me.
05:27What?
05:28Yeah.
05:29We will stay here until tomorrow morning and then we'll get out.
05:33Why are you doing all this for me?
05:36Because I'm trying to shake off the feeling that I'm a jerk.
05:39Because of everything that I have told you before.
05:47Monsieur?
05:52I looked at her and thought, what kind of idiot would you have to be not to see how cool
05:57she is?
05:59This girl from the street was worth the most expensive dinners, hotels and true love that she so longed for.
06:16Morning.
06:17Morning.
06:22Dane!
06:23God, you look so romantic together.
06:26It's a pity that in prison you'll be sitting in separate cells.
06:31Bastard.
06:32Untie us.
06:33But there is a plus.
06:36Most likely you will do the same amount of time in prison so you can see each other when you
06:40get out.
06:42Enjoy paying for everything, suckers.
06:46Okay, we need to do something.
06:49They will eventually come here.
06:51I know what to do.
06:52What?
06:53I will take everything upon myself.
06:57What?
07:00Michael, I'm homeless.
07:02I have nothing so I have nothing to lose.
07:05Are you out of your mind?
07:06Let's assume that it's a gratitude to the only man who took care of me.
07:11But I couldn't let that happen.
07:15Who's that?
07:20Sir, it's time to check out.
07:21Sir.
07:22Oh God.
07:24What's going on here?
07:25Yes.
07:26This is what I want to ask you.
07:28Yes?
07:28We are doing here some role playing and you interrupted us.
07:31What?
07:32Uh, untie us immediately.
07:34What?
07:35Okay, so I want to see your manager then.
07:37Oh no. Oh.
07:38Yes?
07:38I'm sorry.
07:39No, you're supposed to respect somehow the rules of your guests.
07:42Yes, yes, yes.
07:44You know, I just wanted to...
07:47Apologize.
07:48Yes, perfect.
07:49Because you already embarrassed us incredibly.
07:51And it's time right now to make it right.
07:54Okay, yes.
07:55Uh, of course.
07:57Room and your account will be taken care of, okay?
08:00Okay, but it's not enough.
08:02What? What?
08:03Yes, it's not enough.
08:04You also destroyed the vacation of this incredible woman.
08:08And do you know how hard it is?
08:11You think that it's easy to redeem?
08:13No, so what about having another weekend in this incredible room?
08:18Yes.
08:23Enjoy your stay, sir.
08:26Ma'am?
08:31Did you lose your mind?
08:33Why did you do that?
08:35For you.
08:36Because I thought that you need to have at least a few more fairytale days.
08:42Oh, you deserve it.
08:43And you?
08:45What about me?
08:46I don't think you need me.
08:50Well, already I had a Miller.
08:56And it was completely fiesco.
09:00Um, so maybe I should start for luck with an ordinary route.
09:10Taxi drive.
09:12At that moment, I understood.
09:15Anytime you think that you are better than someone else, when you think that you can humiliate the person, think
09:21about it.
09:22Your true love may be standing right in front of you.
09:25When I miss you, there are many new and wonderful artists.
09:25This is my dream.
09:25It's gonna be a dream.
09:25It's gonna be a dream.
09:25It's gonna be a dream.
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