00:00And everything is...
00:02SHARPONJACK'S FIRST GRAMMY MOTHERFUCKER!
00:07Phoenix Walker.
00:10World-famous rock star.
00:12Infamous fuckboy.
00:14And the man I never wanted to see again.
00:18But when you need to pay your dad's medical bills,
00:20and someone offers you 10 grand a week to babysit your ex,
00:24no is a word you can't use.
00:27Awww.
00:29Alright, party's over. Everyone out!
00:32Hey pretty, why don't you come join us?
00:34You know, I'd love to, but...
00:36I was kinda hoping that we could have...
00:41a little party of our own.
00:45Everyone get the fuck out.
00:47Get the fuck out!
00:54You look familiar. Have we fucked before?
01:02Yeah, Phoenix.
01:05We fucked.
01:13Once before you fucked me over.
01:15What the fuck?
01:20Remember me now, asshole.
01:24Lennon.
01:39Oh, hey, Big Back.
01:41Are your clothes drinking, or have you gotten fatter?
01:44Of course she's getting fatter.
01:45Careful, Godzilla. You might cause an earthquake.
01:50How creative, Draven.
01:52I thought you and Sabrina would have broken up by now,
01:54since she screwed your brother at prom.
01:56I guess it's true love, huh?
01:58How about you shut your filthy pig mouth?
02:00You know what?
02:01A tattoo would go really well with your dirty mouth.
02:05What do you think about...
02:08Lard ass.
02:17Hey!
02:18What's going on over there?
02:20Shit, it's Mr. White.
02:22Get her!
02:30Lennon!
02:45Fenix Walker?
02:48Of all the rooms I had to barge into my crushes?
02:54See the fucking sign?
02:56These girls, they're after me and...
02:59Did you get into a fight?
03:02Yeah, something like that.
03:05Where'd you go, Lennon?
03:07Come on.
03:10Give me your panties.
03:11My what?
03:12Do you want me to help you or not?
03:21Go.
03:24Get back here, fat ass!
03:33Sabrina, what the fuck?
03:36Phoenix!
03:37We were just...
03:37Ruining my after sex cig?
03:42Yeah, you were.
03:45Get the fuck out!
03:46Before I lose my patience.
03:49She's not here.
03:50Let's go.
03:57Okay, get out.
03:59Now.
04:05Looking hard into your eyes.
04:09Actually, you could go half a step higher.
04:12Excuse me?
04:13The song you were singing.
04:15You were singing it in the original key, but with your range, I think your voice would really shine if
04:20you went half a step higher.
04:25Actually, never mind. I'm just... I'm gonna go.
04:28Wait.
04:28Wait.
04:32My band's having an audition in a couple weeks.
04:36You should stop by rehearsals and hang out if you want.
04:40Maybe I will.
04:42Thanks.
04:45No, I never needed you at all.
04:48Cause I...
04:50My heart is black and blue.
04:54I'm...
04:54Torn up from loving you.
04:58It plays the best in me.
05:03With the worst in you.
05:07Torn up from loving you.
05:09Can't believe I've hung out with THE Phoenix Walker over the past two weeks.
05:14Feels like I've been dreaming.
05:17Relax, Lennon.
05:19It's the last day of school and I'm having a huge graduation party tonight.
05:22You have to come.
05:23Yeah, but you've never invited me to parties.
05:25Girl, that was before.
05:26You're hanging out with Phoenix Walker now.
05:28You're practically one of us.
05:30Please say you'll come.
05:31Yeah. Okay.
05:33Thanks.
05:34Great.
05:37And tonight, we'll make that fat ass regret ever touching Phoenix.
05:47This isn't so bad.
05:50Maybe tonight I am one of them.
05:52But where's Phoenix?
05:56Lennon!
05:57You're here!
05:58You must be starving.
06:00Let me show you where the buffet is.
06:01No, actually I'm okay.
06:03Everybody, come on over.
06:05Tonight I planned something really special for dinner.
06:09Roast pork.
06:11Smothered in barbecue sauce.
06:20Would you mind doing the honors?
06:26Oink!
06:27Oink!
06:28Oink!
06:28Oink!
06:29Oink!
06:30Oink!
06:31Oink!
06:31Oink!
06:32Oink!
06:32Oink!
06:32Oink!
06:33Oink!
06:33Oink!
06:34Oink!
06:34Oink!
06:34Oink!
06:34Lennon!
06:35You didn't actually think that Phoenix cared about you, did you?
06:39That would be Disney-level delusion and that would just be sad.
06:44Fatties don't get hotties.
06:47You know, I'm thinking that I should take a picture for him.
06:50Maybe he's in the mood for pork chops.
06:53Sabrina, what the fuck is this?
07:05I know Sabrina already cut off your fucking balls,
07:08but you touch her again, I'm going to cut off your tiny little fucking dick, too.
07:12You're just mad because Lennon's got a functioning brain
07:14and all you got is that scrawny little fucking ass.
07:41Stop staring, I know I look stupid.
07:43No, you look good.
07:49What happened there?
07:52My dad happened there.
07:56It's been happening since I was like three.
07:59Baseball dad.
08:03Crowbar.
08:06Sigs.
08:12And that's why I have to win my audition tomorrow and get the fuck out of here.
08:16Or else he's going to never let me play again and I'm going to fucking die.
08:19Or better yet, I'm going to become just like him.
08:22No, Phoenix, you saved me.
08:24You're not him.
08:25You can never be him.
08:27I don't know how I could ever thank you.
08:31I do.
08:38Sing something for me.
08:39What?
08:40Oh my God, no.
08:41Hey, hey, please.
08:56I'm as tough as a nail.
09:00I'm as sharp as a blade.
09:04I'm still lying here in the mess you made.
09:16Wow.
09:19What was that song?
09:21It's mine.
09:23I wrote it.
09:25I just, I've never sang it in front of anyone.
09:29It's horrible.
09:30I know.
09:31No, it's fucking perfect.
09:33It's fucking perfect.
09:48I'm pursuing this life.
09:50You and me.
09:52So you wanted to.
09:54He gave me the courage to sing my song.
09:56The way he looks at me.
09:58He sees me.
09:59Oh, yeah.
10:00He really does.
10:01I wanted Phoenix.
10:07I'm as tough as a nail.
10:11Sharp as a blade.
10:14I'm still lying there.
10:17God damn.
10:19Quit that fucking music.
10:21Going around singing like a pussy instead of getting a fucking real job.
10:25You know what you are, Phoenix?
10:26You're a worthless piece of shit.
10:28You know what, Dad?
10:29What?
10:30You want to see worthless piece of shit?
10:31Look in the fucking mirror.
10:33Well, thank you for that, son.
10:35How much you like that guitar, huh?
10:38That guitar's gonna go.
10:40No, Dad, no!
10:40Ah!
10:43Fuck.
10:44Oh.
10:45Dad, stop, stop, stop!
10:47Hey, if I catch you ever singing again, I swear.
10:50Dad, stop.
10:50I'm gonna break every finger you got so you won't be able to play anything ever again.
10:54Fuck.
10:55I don't know.
10:56Piece of shit.
10:57You're lucky I don't break that thing.
11:11Oh.
11:19Dude, producer Hank Doherty just walked in.
11:23Oh shit.
11:24Holy shit.
11:25But he's scouting originals only.
11:28There's only one spot left, man.
11:29We're not going to win unless you pull one out of your ass.
11:34Now!
11:38I'm going to break every finger you've got so you won't be able to play anything ever
11:41against.
11:42I have to win my audition tomorrow and get the fuck out of here because he's going to
11:45never let me play again and I'm going to fucking die.
11:47I'm as tough as a nail, I'm as sharp as a...
11:53I need to win and get the fuck out of here, even if it means breaking Lennon's heart.
11:58I have an original.
12:00Yes!
12:01Let's fucking go, bro.
12:04Yeah, Sabrina.
12:06You meet me at the bar right now.
12:10Phoenix!
12:12Phoenix!
12:13Phoenix!
12:14Lennon, your man's been in there for like 15 minutes.
12:17Okay.
12:20Phoenix?
12:21Are you in there?
12:23You're going to kill it tonight.
12:30That was really hot, Phoenix.
12:33They call me?
12:37Excuse me.
12:38It's your fucking right now.
12:39I've been there for the last night.
12:41After a lot of time to my house, I've been there for three hours at night.
12:41No, I'm not good.
12:49But I said it's not good enough in the night, you have to be away with it.
12:52After last night you turned around and you slept with my bully?
12:56Do you think I don't know that I'm not pretty enough or skinny enough for you?
13:00I thought we were friends, and I was okay with that, until you led me to believe that there was
13:05something more.
13:07Maybe it's your fucking fault then.
13:11I hate you, and I never want to see you again.
13:17You're the only girl I've ever loved, Len.
13:21But love doesn't survive in a shit town like this, not for someone like me.
13:29Let's go.
13:30We've got a show to play.
13:47And now, the new number one hit song from a new rock band, Sharp Objects.
13:55But I'm still lying here.
13:58Phoenix dumped me and stole my song?
14:03Phoenix was the first person to ever make me feel special.
14:08I thought he'd be by my side through everything.
14:14Then he used me, broke me, tore me apart.
14:19So I told myself, never again.
14:24Fire lit up inside me that day, and I let it consume me.
14:31Not for anyone else, but myself.
14:35I rose up from the ashes, and became the me I was always meant to be.
14:43So your memory's coming back to you, huh?
14:47Hmm.
14:48So what hits first?
14:50You stealing my song, the fact that you blew up, or you using drugs because deep down you know that
14:56you're really a fraud?
14:58Fraud?
15:00Okay, Len, if you hate me so much, then why the fuck are you on top of me right now?
15:05Your manager, Chandler, hired me as your sober companion.
15:08I guess I'm the only girl that can resist your fucking charm because I hate you so much.
15:13Damn.
15:14Len, sober companion.
15:16It's a big fucking fall from daddy's Ivy League princess.
15:19My dad's sick.
15:20That's why I took the job.
15:22Not like this spoiled, junkie asshole would understand.
15:25I'm keeping this job, jackass.
15:28And you will follow my rules.
15:32So rule number one, don't call me Len.
15:35Tell you what, Len.
15:36You get me high, I will call you whatever the fuck you want me to.
15:41Mm-hmm.
15:47Rule number two, don't even think about getting a fix.
15:52Or I'll leave your ass cupped for TMZ to find.
15:55You know what, Len, face it.
15:56You're just fucking mad because you want to fuck me and you hate it.
15:59I know you.
16:00You think that you know me so well, Phoenix.
16:04You see, the Len that you knew four years ago?
16:11She's dead.
16:12You killed her the night you stole her song.
16:17So rule number three, we're not friends.
16:21This is strictly business.
16:23I'm officially here as your sober companion.
16:26And I'm unofficially here to haunt you forever, Phoenix Walker.
16:31After eight weeks, 40 shows, every single time you see me, I want you to think about what
16:38you did.
16:39And I want you stone cold sober when you do it.
16:54Every day, late or night, not okay.
16:57All I want, and I pray, all I need are some better days.
17:01Fuck me, I'm looking in the mirror.
17:02So foggy, but I've never seen clearer.
17:04I don't really think anyone can save me.
17:06And honestly, I'm not really sure I want saving.
17:08I'd like to be my own worst enemy.
17:10There's no risk if you don't try at anything.
17:12So I'ma just keep going.
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