00:01Your pizza.
00:10Linda! Who is it?
00:16No one, darling.
00:20Come over me, please.
00:22Hey, what the hell is that? Pizza? Are you out of your freaking mind?
00:26Come over here.
00:32Honey, it's not mine. It's a mistake.
00:36All you'd allowed are cucumbers and water. Remember that?
00:41Come on, breathe.
00:55So, what are you doing here, dude?
00:57I, uh...
00:59There was a glitch in the system.
01:01Hmm.
01:02Oh, so we got a free pizza. What do you got here?
01:05Oh, no, no, sir. This is not your pizza.
01:09There was a mistake in the address.
01:11This order is for the house next door.
01:15Nah, those smiths.
01:19His wife won't be able to fit through the door, you know?
01:24Okay, get out of here.
01:28Yeah, sure.
01:34If you ever come near food like that again, cucumbers and water will be all you eat for the rest
01:40of your life.
01:41You got that?
01:43All right, darling.
01:44I don't hear that.
01:47Okay, darling.
01:49Good girl.
01:51Excuse me.
01:53What do you want?
01:55I don't know how to open the gate.
01:58Everything's on the phone these days, silly.
02:01Okay.
02:07Thanks. Bye.
02:13Have a nice day to work, honey.
02:20Listen, I just want you to be slim, you know?
02:23Yes, darling.
02:27Yes.
02:29Yes.
02:33Yes!
02:37Yes.
02:58Yes!
03:02You have to eat cucumbers to be thin.
03:04Yeah, Harvey, but I can't do it anymore.
03:07You have to exercise to be thin.
03:37What are you doing here?
03:38I'm sorry. I heard you were really hungry, but you didn't answer that door.
03:44Here.
03:46Oh, my gosh. Thank you. You're a lifesaver.
03:59Don't worry. This is Harvey, my friend. He's just a toy.
04:03Harvey is your friend?
04:06These are for other people, but you need to eat.
04:11I haven't had a decent meal in a month.
04:13Happy to help.
04:15Okay, I'll be going.
04:17No, wait.
04:21Stay with me and eat. I have to thank you and...
04:26Are you hungry?
04:30Water and cucumbers will be fine.
04:32Come in.
04:34Come in.
04:48So, why you stay here?
04:52He obviously doesn't love you. He's just mocking you.
04:56No, he's nice.
05:00He just wants to see me in good shape.
05:02Oh, yeah, of course.
05:04He's nice.
05:05He's nice.
05:06He just likes tear off butterfly wings.
05:08He's nice.
05:09He just works for Taliban.
05:12He's nice.
05:13Stop it.
05:21Tomorrow I'll regret this.
05:23But today, I'm happy.
05:36Oh, no.
05:38Oh, no.
05:40Oh, no, no, no, no.
05:42Be quiet.
05:45Hi, honey.
05:47Hey, what's going on?
05:49I'm just watching a movie, chilling.
05:54Wait.
05:55What's that on your cheek?
06:00It's...
06:01It's a lipstick.
06:02Lipstick, that, huh?
06:04You know what, sweetheart?
06:06It's time for waiting.
06:08So get on the scale and waiting for the results.
06:12Of course, honey.
06:13Bye.
06:21I'm so screwed.
06:22Why?
06:23Just tell him the weight is fine.
06:25Haven't you noticed he's a tech geek?
06:26The smart scale will send me a message.
06:32So, how much did I eat?
06:36Uh...
06:37Double pepperoni, pasta, about a pound.
06:40Uh...
06:41Plus a Cinnabon, plus a soda, another pound.
06:44How much are you supposed to weigh?
06:46100 pounds, tops.
06:48Oh, no.
06:56I have an idea.
07:02How much does it weigh?
07:04Uh...
07:05Uh...
07:06Like...
07:0610 ounces.
07:10He's gonna kill me.
07:11Linda!
07:13I...
07:14I look at you.
07:16You're the most beautiful woman in the world.
07:19Don't torture yourself with this jerk.
07:22You don't understand.
07:24I can't...
07:28I have an idea.
07:31Where is your scale?
07:45Okay, it's about 12 gallons.
07:49That's approximately 100 pounds.
07:52Approximately?
07:53I need to know exactly.
07:54It will be fine.
08:03No, no, no, no, no, no!
08:11WUGH!
08:16WUGH!
08:18WUGH!
08:19WUGH!
08:20WUGH!
08:20WUGH!
08:34Did you lose two pounds?
08:37Are you trying to cheat me, sweetheart?
08:51Thank you, Ken. I don't know what I would have done without you.
08:56I'm glad I could help. I throwed this out of the way.
09:09Bye.
09:12Bye.
09:13Are you making a fool of me?
09:25What's going on?
09:32There must be cameras in there. And he saw you.
09:44There's no connection.
09:45And there won't be. It's over for both of us.
09:48Alarm mode. Alarm mode. Alarm mode. Alarm mode. Alarm mode.
09:56Harvey's your friend, huh?
09:57He's just a toy.
10:01Hey, don't worry. We'll figure something out.
10:06Alarm mode. Alarm mode. Alarm mode. Alarm mode.
10:11Alarm mode. Alarm mode. Alarm mode. Alarm mode. Alarm mode. Alarm mode. Alarm mode. Alarm mode. Alarm mode. Alarm mode.
10:25Alarm mode. Alarm mode. Alarm mode. Alarm mode. Alarm mode. Alarm mode. Alarm mode. Alarm mode. Alarm mode. Alarm mode.
10:25Alarm mode. Alarm mode. Alarm mode. Alarm mode. Alarm mode. Alarm mode. Alarm mode. Alarm mode. Alarm mode. Alarm mode.
10:25Alarm mode. Alarm mode. Alarm mode. Alarm mode. Alarm mode. Alarm mode. Alarm mode. Alarm mode. Alarm mode. Alarm mode.
10:27Alarm mode. Alarm mode. Alarm mode. Alarm mode. Alarm mode. Alarm mode. Alarm mode. Alarm mode. Alarm mode. Alarm mode.
10:30Alarm mode. Alarm mode. Alarm mode. Alarm mode. Alarm mode. Alarm mode
10:39I wish you to be thin and beautiful, you know?
10:46Linda!
10:48Don't try to hide, huh?
10:55What the...
10:58It's too late to lose weight, honey!
11:11Ah...
11:11The alien knight has come to the rescue, yeah?
11:26You gotta regret this!
11:35No, no, no! You made a mistake! You didn't hear him!
11:37He broke into my house! He's a criminal!
11:41There's all the evidence here, officer.
11:49I can't believe it's over.
11:53So...
11:54What am I gonna do now?
11:57Well, for the starters, we could order a pizza.
12:04You have to eat cucumbers to be thin.
12:07You have to eat...
12:08Shut up, Harveen!
12:09...to be thin.
12:09I can't believe it!
12:11I can't believe it!
12:12God...
12:13I can't believe it!
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