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00:00:17TEN VINCENT
00:00:30There they are!
00:00:31What are you?
00:00:32Just taking out!
00:00:45Fuck!
00:00:46Hey!
00:00:47Oh my fucking leg!
00:00:53Just wait, okay?
00:00:55It's gonna heal, alright?
00:00:57Look, look, I swear, I didn't still want him, okay?
00:01:05I'm sorry, Tim.
00:01:07We can't sign a player with a broken leg.
00:01:09I'm very sorry.
00:01:12No, no, I'm not doing that!
00:01:13Hey!
00:01:16Such a waste.
00:01:18You could've done pro.
00:01:19Maybe even all-star level.
00:01:21No team is gonna want him now.
00:01:23He's not gonna recover from this.
00:01:25I swear.
00:01:27Hey, please!
00:01:28Because I was born to be a champion.
00:01:32I'm still a champion!
00:01:37Fuck.
00:01:38Coach Weston phone is still off.
00:01:42Man, what the hell are we gonna do without a head coach?
00:01:44Where do we know no plays we're gonna run?
00:01:50They won't run my plays.
00:01:55Alright, boys.
00:01:56I need you to listen up good, okay?
00:01:58They don't fucking respect us out there, alright?
00:02:08We'll come right up here.
00:02:09Right up here, boys.
00:02:10We got this.
00:02:11You gotta believe in yourselves, okay?
00:02:13Alright, boys.
00:02:14Bring it in!
00:02:15Come on!
00:02:16Bring it in!
00:02:16One!
00:02:17Two!
00:02:17Three!
00:02:19Let's go!
00:02:20Let's go!
00:02:21Come on!
00:02:22Come on!
00:02:22Let's go!
00:02:22Come on!
00:02:24Come on!
00:02:25Come on!
00:02:29Come on!
00:02:30Come on!
00:02:33Come on!
00:02:34Come on!
00:02:35Come on!
00:02:35Come on!
00:02:36Yes!
00:02:3642-15!
00:02:37The Eagles destroy the Knights and take the win!
00:02:41That's what I'm talking about!
00:02:42That's what I'm talking about!
00:02:43That's what I'm talking about!
00:02:43Yes!
00:02:49We just got beat by an assistant coach.
00:02:51Yes!
00:02:53Yes!
00:02:54These plays are brilliant.
00:02:56I need him on my team.
00:03:02Bus?
00:03:03Nice work out there today.
00:03:05I've decided to give you a raise.
00:03:08Thank you, sir.
00:03:11Two grand a month.
00:03:13I can finally pay my bills.
00:03:16I gotta tell my wife.
00:03:23Babe!
00:03:24I've got great news.
00:03:36Wait.
00:03:37This is Wes's jacket.
00:03:38And his whistle?
00:03:41Oh!
00:03:42Oh!
00:03:43Oh!
00:03:44Oh!
00:03:45Oh!
00:03:46Oh!
00:03:46Oh!
00:03:47Oh!
00:03:48Oh!
00:03:49What the hell are you doing?!
00:03:53What the hell are you doing?!
00:04:03West!
00:04:04You bastard!
00:04:05I win the game for you today and you're here screwing my wife?!
00:04:08West!
00:04:09Are you okay?
00:04:11Ted!
00:04:11What's wrong with you?
00:04:13What?
00:04:14I'm working my ass off!
00:04:16And you're here cheating, doing drugs, and screwing someone in my house and you're asking
00:04:21me what's wrong?!
00:04:22You think that I cheated for fun?!
00:04:26It's because you're a loser!
00:04:2832 years old and you can't even pay the damn bills?!
00:04:31My friends all live in mansions and drive fancy cars and I'm stuck with a loser like
00:04:35you?!
00:04:35I got a raise.
00:04:37I came here to tell you, we don't have to worry about the bills anymore!
00:04:41A raise?
00:04:43You're an assistant coach.
00:04:45What could you possibly make?
00:04:46Three grand?
00:04:48Two, actually.
00:04:51Tell me Ted, when am I supposed to get my mansion and my fancy car on that salary?
00:04:56Emma, I was gonna make it happen.
00:04:59We're never gonna make it happen!
00:05:01You're fired!
00:05:03What?
00:05:04No, you can't do this!
00:05:06I won the game for you today!
00:05:08If it wasn't for me, the team wouldn't even be here!
00:05:12I'm the head coach.
00:05:14A busted leg loser like you deserves nothing but to be crushed under someone like me.
00:05:21Wes Wright, your whole month's salary couldn't buy one of his belts.
00:05:25Thinking you could give me a rich life?
00:05:27Keep dreaming.
00:05:33Divorce agreement?
00:05:36You already had this ready?!
00:05:38Well, now that you caught us, what's the point in hiding it?
00:05:40It's signed.
00:05:42Come on, babe.
00:05:43Let's go.
00:05:50Who's calling this trash?
00:05:51Don't tell me it's some telemarketer.
00:05:53Holly should be worried about his unemployment insurance.
00:06:06Fuck off.
00:06:1325,000 passing yards, front runner for the Heisman.
00:06:16Are you really gonna end your career as an assistant coach?
00:06:19Is that what you want your legacy to be?
00:06:21Who is this?
00:06:22Mr. Vincent, this is Grace Taylor, owner of the Knights.
00:06:26I'd like to offer you the position of head coach.
00:06:29Annual salary is a million dollars.
00:06:31How's that?
00:06:38You're not screwing with me, are you?
00:06:40Mr. Vincent, I'm dead serious.
00:06:42As long as you're willing to join us and give us your loyalty, salary's not a problem.
00:06:47Yes, yes.
00:06:48I'll take the position.
00:06:49Besides, the Eagles, they just fired me.
00:06:54That's the dumbest thing they've ever done.
00:06:56Don't worry, Mr. Vincent.
00:06:57My team is going to treat you with the respect you deserve.
00:07:01Thanks so much.
00:07:02Great.
00:07:04Looking forward to it.
00:07:07Ted Vincent is joining us as head coach.
00:07:09And?
00:07:10I am adding him to our player roster.
00:07:14Just in case.
00:07:14Wait, wait, wait.
00:07:15Why are you registering him as a player?
00:07:17Isn't he supposed to be our new head coach?
00:07:20Plus, esta viejo.
00:07:22Okay, do you remember about ten years ago there was a college quarterback?
00:07:25He was phenomenal.
00:07:27All-American.
00:07:28His name was Ted.
00:07:30Of course.
00:07:31He broke his leg during the championship.
00:07:33If that hadn't happened, he would have been a superstar right now.
00:07:37Ya va, Marica.
00:07:38You're saying he's that Ted?
00:07:40Si, Marica.
00:07:41I've already had him checked out thoroughly.
00:07:44And with him on our side, we're definitely winning the championship.
00:07:52Boo!
00:07:56Hey, buddy.
00:07:57You know what NFL stands for?
00:07:59Not for long.
00:08:00Not in how long you'll be coaching.
00:08:02Three close games in a row?
00:08:04Really?
00:08:04This is the worst team in the division.
00:08:06There's no reason for it to be this close.
00:08:09Boo!
00:08:09Oh, fuck your cousin!
00:08:10You fucking poor fucker.
00:08:14What the hell happened?
00:08:16You lost to a third-rate team?
00:08:18You were winning so easy before.
00:08:20They must have studied our plays.
00:08:23Every route was locked down.
00:08:25We won't lose again.
00:08:27When Ted was here, he always changed our plays on the drive.
00:08:30We never struggled like this.
00:08:33If you were here today, we wouldn't have lost.
00:08:34Shut the fuck up, James.
00:08:37Ted?
00:08:38You mean that assistant that led us to victory last time?
00:08:44Boss, the guy's a total loser.
00:08:47Every play he ran, he got from me.
00:08:49The only reason he won last game is because I gave him the plan in advance.
00:08:53So that's how he pulled it off?
00:08:55Damn.
00:08:56Acting like all the players with his ideas?
00:08:58Fuck!
00:08:58Exactly.
00:09:01That's why I fired him.
00:09:03Well, if he's that useless, good riddance.
00:09:08But you listen to me, Wes.
00:09:11If you lose to a bunch of pussies like that again, I will fucking destroy you.
00:09:16You understand me?
00:09:17Yes, sir.
00:09:18Don't fuck with me, Wes.
00:09:22Damn it!
00:09:23The only reason we ever won was because we followed Ted's game plan.
00:09:26I never should have fired him in the heat of the moment.
00:09:35This...
00:09:38This is Ted's playbook.
00:09:43We're safe.
00:09:48Hey, hey.
00:09:50Why aren't you running the plays I called?
00:09:52Look, it's three to fifteen at half, okay?
00:09:56You scored three points.
00:09:57You're a washed-up assistant.
00:10:00Dumped by his wife.
00:10:02What gives you the right to even coach us?
00:10:04Hey.
00:10:09Scott.
00:10:11If you want to win this game, you will run my plays.
00:10:15Period.
00:10:16Your plays are trash!
00:10:18Okay, then.
00:10:20You're benched.
00:10:21Next man up!
00:10:23Wait, what?
00:10:24Seriously?
00:10:26You're benching me?
00:10:27Look, you may be the best player on our team, but I don't need a player who can't follow orders.
00:10:33You are done here.
00:10:34Your plays are horseshit!
00:10:36Okay, no one can make a perfect forty-yard throw like that!
00:10:40It's impossible!
00:10:41You're not fit to be the head coach!
00:10:43Or an assistant coach!
00:10:58Is that hard?
00:11:07No!
00:11:12No!
00:11:15Holy shit!
00:11:21That last throw was almost 90 yards and he nailed it!
00:11:23Come on, nobody's that good. Who the hell is this guy?
00:11:26Guys, I got a whole book of plays, okay?
00:11:29And look, I know a bunch of you guys don't trust me, but I promise you.
00:11:32If you follow my plays, we will win this game.
00:11:36I mean, we're already getting our asses kicked. Might as well try it.
00:11:40No way we're coming back.
00:11:41And if we lose, we'll show you're not fit to be our coach.
00:11:45Okay.
00:11:51Touchdown!
00:11:53That fast?
00:11:55Wait, is this playbook actually working?
00:11:59Woo!
00:12:04I hope I can catch the whole time.
00:12:07And that's the game! Knights take the win!
00:12:10Let's go!
00:12:13We won't win like this? We never even dreamed of!
00:12:16Following this place, we actually crushed it!
00:12:19Who is this guy anyway?
00:12:21Keep this fucking game!
00:12:22Yeah!
00:12:38Welcome to the team, coach!
00:12:45Go Knights!
00:12:46Go Knights!
00:12:50The Knights have done the impossible,
00:12:53rising all the way from the bottom of the league to the Final Four
00:12:56under head coach Ted Vincent.
00:12:58Meanwhile, the Eagles, once a top contender for the championship,
00:13:02have suffered four straight losses.
00:13:05Losers, go home! You're in standard space!
00:13:07Get off the field!
00:13:09Get it!
00:13:10You can't even win against the worst teams in the league!
00:13:18And you!
00:13:19Your plays get worse every damn game!
00:13:21How are you supposed to win a title like that?
00:13:23Why is it that the moment I stopped using Ted's plays,
00:13:26nothing works anymore?
00:13:28Boss, we just got careless the last two games.
00:13:31Don't worry.
00:13:33We're gonna crush the next game.
00:13:35Oh, right.
00:13:36Next game, the semi-finals, gets tonight!
00:13:39You lose that,
00:13:41and we fucking won't even be fired.
00:13:43So, we already done something real quick,
00:13:45and we have college parents!
00:13:47Wait a second, isn't that our former assistant coach?
00:13:54How the hell did he get to be head coach of the Knights?
00:13:57The Knights used to be the bottom of the league,
00:13:59now they're on a winning streak,
00:14:01made it all the way to the semi-finals.
00:14:02Looks like Ted's the reason.
00:14:04When he was around, we never struggled this much away.
00:14:07For someone that fumbles as much as you, James,
00:14:09you have a pretty tight grip on Ted's dick!
00:14:12Those wins had nothing to do with him!
00:14:14He got a few tricks from me,
00:14:16now he thinks he's this ingenious fucking coach, please.
00:14:19Beating him will be easy.
00:14:23If you can't even win against that loser,
00:14:26every swinging dick here will pack their bags.
00:14:34Coach, maybe we should bring Ted back.
00:14:36With him around, we might actually win the championship.
00:14:41Is that what you all want?
00:14:42I'm here.
00:14:44You all want Ted back?
00:14:45Yeah, you want one fucking big orgy with fucking Ted!
00:14:51Okay.
00:14:52Since you want your boyfriend back,
00:14:54guess I can't risk him leaking my playbook.
00:14:58Fine.
00:14:59I'll bring him back.
00:15:05Mr. Vincent, you're about to face the Eagles.
00:15:08Do you really think the Knights can win?
00:15:12You know, I, uh, believe in my team.
00:15:16As long as it sticks my game plan,
00:15:18the Eagles do not stand a chance.
00:15:21But, from what I've heard,
00:15:22you're just a fired assistant coach.
00:15:25What makes you so confident?
00:15:27Confident in what?
00:15:30His own delusions.
00:15:32This guy's a clown,
00:15:33who loves to talk big.
00:15:39What are you doing here?
00:15:40I'm here to give you a chance, Ted.
00:15:43Come back to the Eagles.
00:15:44All you have to do is apologize.
00:15:47Right here.
00:15:48In front of everyone.
00:15:49And maybe,
00:15:50I'll let you crawl back and be my assistant coach.
00:15:54Who the hell do you think you are?
00:15:56You want our head coach to apologize to you?
00:15:58Cut!
00:15:59Wes is the head coach of the Eagles.
00:16:02Ted is just a fired loser.
00:16:04Giving him his job again would be charity.
00:16:07He should be thanking us.
00:16:10I'm not going back.
00:16:12Don't tell me you actually think you can win on your own.
00:16:16Guys like you, born at the bottom,
00:16:18don't get to be champions.
00:16:19Ever.
00:16:20She's right.
00:16:22Trash, like you,
00:16:24belongs on a trash team.
00:16:26You know.
00:16:33What is this?
00:16:37Still chasing dreams in your thirties?
00:16:41Football is a rich man's game.
00:16:43One of our players could buy your whole damn team.
00:16:47You'll never beat us.
00:16:55Hey!
00:16:57I'll say it one last time.
00:16:59I'll never join the Eagles.
00:17:01Oh, right, you're doing this for the race.
00:17:03Right?
00:17:06About 500 more a month.
00:17:08That's what you want, right?
00:17:09You should take it, Ted.
00:17:10With that 500,
00:17:12maybe you could finally pay your damn utility bills.
00:17:16500?
00:17:18Is that all you've got?
00:17:20Pathetic.
00:17:28Mr. Vincent?
00:17:30Here's your bonus for leading the Knights to victory.
00:17:33Three million dollars.
00:17:36Woo!
00:17:46No way.
00:17:47His bonus is three million?
00:17:50My loser ex-husband just turned into a damn million?
00:17:53That's gonna be fake.
00:17:54You two are putting on a show for us.
00:18:00So the Eagles want to bring back a fired coach?
00:18:04Let me guess.
00:18:06Your team's performance sucked.
00:18:08You fumbled all the tactics,
00:18:09and that we want Ted to win.
00:18:10to come and save your ass, right?
00:18:12Bullshit.
00:18:13You only got a few tricks from me.
00:18:17Only a shit team like yours would treat him like he's some kind of genius.
00:18:21Judging by your recent record,
00:18:23looks like our shit team could wipe the floor with you.
00:18:28With ease, bitch.
00:18:32Just wait, Ted.
00:18:33When I beat you,
00:18:36even if you come crawling back,
00:18:38I'll slam the door on your face.
00:18:40Hey,
00:18:42the Knights will never lose to you.
00:18:53The Knights, who once sat dead last in the league,
00:18:56have made a miracle run all the way to the semi-finals.
00:18:59But, today, they face the powerhouse Eagles.
00:19:03Will this be the end of their story?
00:19:05Let's stay tuned for a fantastic game to come.
00:19:09Knights! Knights! Knights! Knights! Knights! Knights! Knights!
00:19:14Boys, come on. Take your knee. Take your knee.
00:19:15Listen up.
00:19:17I know that team over there is strong, alright?
00:19:19No one expects us to win.
00:19:22Now, I promise you,
00:19:24this team will go down if we run my plays.
00:19:27We will walk out of here with a win.
00:19:30I can promise you that.
00:19:31Yes, sir.
00:19:32Coach, we trust you completely.
00:19:35Alright, fellas, let's go get this win.
00:19:37Alright, boys, bring it in.
00:19:38Hands in the middle.
00:19:39Mark, the ones on you.
00:19:41Alright, win on three, win on me.
00:19:42One, two, three, win!
00:19:44Let's go, boys! Let's go!
00:19:50Ted, I know you're gonna work miracles for me.
00:19:53Your beer is just not suitable for a game of this caliber.
00:19:57It's for poor people.
00:19:59People of class.
00:20:01Like her.
00:20:02Like us.
00:20:03Need whiskey or wine.
00:20:06Wes, how come for you in this game?
00:20:08I got a bowl of money riding on this, son.
00:20:11I need a win.
00:20:12Relax.
00:20:13This is a sure win.
00:20:15Make sure you get your money.
00:20:17Their team's combined worth is 30 million dollars.
00:20:19This guy right here?
00:20:2140 million.
00:20:23How are they supposed to compete with that?
00:20:25Well, as you know, I don't give a fuck about football.
00:20:29But I do care about winning.
00:20:31I'm counting on you to get this across the line.
00:20:35Two victory.
00:20:38Still been way too soon, coach.
00:20:40Get him!
00:20:44Block him!
00:20:45Come on, block!
00:20:46Push through!
00:20:47Block!
00:20:48Here we go!
00:20:49Good!
00:20:50Do it!
00:20:56First game now.
00:20:57Right from the start, the Knights are off to a blazing start.
00:21:01Scott drives it home for the first touchdown.
00:21:04What the fuck is happening?
00:21:08The Knights tactics are clearly working.
00:21:11The Eagles haven't scored a single point in the first half.
00:21:14Will they be pulling off a miracle today?
00:21:16They're a bunch of third-rate players with bargain bin salaries.
00:21:19Why the fuck are they good all of a sudden?
00:21:21You fucking idiot.
00:21:22I thought you said this would be no problem.
00:21:24What the fuck am I paying you for?
00:21:26It's gotta be a fluke.
00:21:27It's gotta be Ted.
00:21:28He was my assistant.
00:21:29He knows all my fucking plays.
00:21:31But what are you gonna do about it?
00:21:33I have a plan.
00:21:34You turn this around.
00:21:36Trust me.
00:21:37You better not be bullshitting me.
00:21:39I swear to God.
00:21:40That if I can't leave this team to victory, I...
00:21:44I'll resign.
00:21:46This is your last chance, son.
00:21:48Last chance.
00:21:49Am I clear?
00:21:50Don't fuck it up.
00:21:52Shit.
00:21:53Looks like I've got no choice.
00:21:55Kent!
00:21:57What's up, coach?
00:21:58That broke-ass team's only got one star player?
00:22:02Quarterback.
00:22:03Take them out.
00:22:05They can't win this game.
00:22:07You bet.
00:22:09Go!
00:22:21You bet you can't win this game now!
00:22:24No!
00:22:25It's broken!
00:22:26Oh!
00:22:27Come on!
00:22:29The next score stands.
00:22:32But the injured player looks like he cannot continue. Let's hope for a speedy recovery.
00:22:36What are we doing? That's rough in the past. That's a 15-yard penalty, you idiot.
00:22:40Don't make me kick you out of the game, coach.
00:22:47This is my house, Lloyd. Can't run this field, boy.
00:22:51Hey.
00:22:57Oh, you motherfucker. Hey, hey, listen to me.
00:23:00Hey, are you blind?
00:23:02Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.
00:23:05Coach, don't question me. You want to keep coaching? Get back to your sideline now.
00:23:10Yeah.
00:23:11You son of a bitch. How much are you paying these refs?
00:23:14Who cares? Your only star player is out. You have no chance of winning this game tonight.
00:23:23I have cash to burn. Nobody can touch me.
00:23:27Ben, back to your sideline now.
00:23:31Good job.
00:23:32Got your cash letter, by the way.
00:23:36You're talented.
00:23:38Big fucking deal.
00:23:40One word from me, Henry gets you fired
00:23:41for leaking my place.
00:23:44The world belongs
00:23:45to people like us.
00:23:47Nice little sweater, by the way.
00:23:49Let's go look.
00:23:51Corey back, I think she's calling you.
00:24:06The Eagles have taken the lead strictly,
00:24:09and there's only ten minutes left on the clock.
00:24:12Looks as though the Knights might not pull off a miracle today.
00:24:16Three of our key players are out.
00:24:18If this keeps up, we're finished.
00:24:20Look, Wes obviously bribed the refs.
00:24:22Unless we can find someone who's good enough
00:24:24to dodge hits and score, we're done for.
00:24:27Come on coach, somebody like that is top tier.
00:24:29At least. We're in the middle of a damn game.
00:24:31How are we supposed to find someone like that?
00:24:40Alright Ted, warm up.
00:24:44Only you can say the Knights.
00:24:50Hold on, wait, boss.
00:24:52What do you mean, warm up?
00:24:54Ted, I did my research.
00:24:56You used to be a star.
00:24:57If it weren't for that accent,
00:24:59you'd be in the Hall of Fame by now.
00:25:01I need you to warm up.
00:25:03Ted.
00:25:04Ted Vincent.
00:25:05The same guy that immediately used to call
00:25:07the best player in NCAA?
00:25:09No way.
00:25:10You were my head coach?
00:25:14Grace.
00:25:15I'm the head coach.
00:25:16I can't just go out there and be a player.
00:25:19Actually you can.
00:25:19I registered you as a player before we started.
00:25:24You're officially on the roster.
00:25:27You want to warm up?
00:25:37My legs healed.
00:25:38But I haven't played in so long.
00:25:41Can I really do this?
00:25:43Hey.
00:25:45You want that Super Bowl ring or not?
00:25:47Huh?
00:25:48You got this.
00:25:52Now,
00:25:54take the championship that belongs to me.
00:26:00Maybe.
00:26:02Maybe this is my last shot to step on that field as a player.
00:26:05No.
00:26:14The past injuries are behind me.
00:26:17They will stop now.
00:26:29Alright.
00:26:31Let's crush them.
00:26:32Yeah!
00:27:11Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! What is going on? Am I dreaming or am I looking
00:27:19at head coach Ted Vincent?
00:27:20No one out there warming up mid-half time. They must be raiding cats and dogs because I feel like
00:27:26barking.
00:27:27Ted, you're that leg-broken loser.
00:27:30Don't tell me you're actually thinking of getting in the game.
00:27:33You got that right.
00:27:36You're in your 30s, man. What good is that going to do?
00:27:38My team's valued at over a billion dollars.
00:27:40You're just a worthless cripple.
00:27:43A billion dollars, huh?
00:27:44A deal.
00:27:45I can single-handedly steamroll your entire team.
00:27:49Your boss is out of her mind if she thinks you're going to score a single point.
00:27:53What if I score?
00:27:54What if you score?
00:27:56Look, let's make a bet.
00:27:58You score one point, you can slap me in the face one time.
00:28:01And when you don't, I get to slap the shit out of you.
00:28:04I'm getting some ice ready.
00:28:07He'll face him in the middle later.
00:28:13The game's almost lost and he's still talking big.
00:28:16I'm going to turn his face into vaguely.
00:28:19Let's go.
00:28:23You ready?
00:28:32Let's do this.
00:29:01If you do that way too far, no one's catching that.
00:29:04He don't even know how to play.
00:29:05He's scared stiff.
00:29:08You scared him so bad he could not have to play.
00:29:11Yeah, I got him. I got him stiff.
00:29:27Holy guacamole!
00:29:28Tonight's quarterback is scrambling out into the open field?
00:29:32I must have ate something weird for breakfast today because I feel like I am tripping ladies in front of
00:29:37me.
00:29:37A scrambling quarterback? Has he lost his mind?
00:29:40Boss, thank God I fired this guy because he would have wrecked our entire team.
00:30:01What a wild play.
00:30:03Nobody even came close to catching 10 Vincent and he makes a score.
00:30:21Best day on nights.
00:30:25He just caught the pass and threw himself.
00:30:28Yes! Yes!
00:30:29I knew I picked it right back.
00:30:32I thought you said he was a worthless cripple.
00:30:34Hang on.
00:30:35It was a fluke.
00:30:37He threw it way too far and then he got lucky.
00:30:39Look at the score.
00:30:40He can't possibly come back.
00:30:42Exactly.
00:30:43I know him.
00:30:44He's a washed up midlife loser.
00:30:46There's no way he's scoring again.
00:30:49Maybe he's just getting lucky.
00:30:51No!
00:30:52Not again.
00:30:53I can't let him score again.
00:30:55I'm not going to be slapped in front of him.
00:30:57Coop.
00:31:00No one?
00:31:01Lock on to him.
00:31:03Can't stop him.
00:31:04Take him out.
00:31:08It's too late, Ted.
00:31:11Today, your leg breaks again.
00:31:14Ted, watch out!
00:31:26Ted scores again!
00:31:28Oh my gosh!
00:31:30Ted just slipped right through that tap and like it was nothing.
00:31:33Ted Vincent is looking like a superhero.
00:31:36He just cut through our entire defense.
00:31:38God.
00:31:39He's worth at least a hundred million on the open market.
00:31:42What?
00:31:42A hundred million?
00:31:44At least.
00:31:46You called him a washed up nobody.
00:31:48You had a star on the team and you cut him.
00:31:50I don't know how he's doing this.
00:31:51He was a scrub that we had doing odd jobs.
00:31:53I-I-I-I don't-
00:31:54He's not supposed to be good.
00:31:56You idiot!
00:31:57You let this talent walk?
00:31:59Wes must go!
00:32:02Rude!
00:32:03This mess is on you, Wes!
00:32:05I should never listen to you!
00:32:08There's no way I can lose this game.
00:32:09If we lose, I'm out.
00:32:11I can't afford to lose everything!
00:32:14Garcia!
00:32:25That's how you like this, Ted.
00:32:30The Knights on offense now!
00:32:32Mike!
00:32:33Oh God!
00:32:33He just sent the defense flying!
00:32:35That man just was thrown two feet in the air!
00:32:38That is unreal!
00:32:39They look unstoppable!
00:32:42Hey!
00:32:43Hey!
00:32:43Timeout!
00:32:44Timeout!
00:32:50What the hell is going on with him, man?
00:32:52The intensity just went through the roof!
00:32:56I don't know what's going on.
00:32:59Hey!
00:33:00Rep!
00:33:00I want to file a complaint!
00:33:02These guys are using steroids and I want to file an immediate investigation!
00:33:05Oh, come on!
00:33:07You can't just accuse me of cheating with steroids because I'm winning!
00:33:10What kind of slander is that?
00:33:12You call that slander?
00:33:13Look around, idiot!
00:33:15Everyone's drained and your guys are turning into monsters!
00:33:19Alright?
00:33:20Don't play stupid with me.
00:33:22So what if I did?
00:33:23I have every official in my back pocket.
00:33:25Go, go, go, go.
00:33:27Check for yourself.
00:33:28You'll find nothing.
00:33:31You really think games like this are one on the field?
00:33:34Please!
00:33:36Every game like this is run behind the rich behind the scenes.
00:33:39You broke losers never even had a chance.
00:33:43Smart girl.
00:33:44Give me a kiss.
00:33:49You see, Ted, you could break your back your whole life trying to start a family,
00:33:53but Emma does not care.
00:33:55I can treat her however I want and she'll never leave me.
00:33:59I have money.
00:34:01She's trash.
00:34:03And I couldn't care less about her.
00:34:05But this game?
00:34:07I will win.
00:34:11The game continues.
00:34:13Eagles are back on the field.
00:34:18Woo!
00:34:19Oh my goodness.
00:34:20Ted just intercepted that pass.
00:34:22He can't even beat an injured 32 year old man.
00:34:26After this game, you're out.
00:34:28Don't panic, sir.
00:34:30I won't win.
00:34:31Stop him!
00:34:33Stop him!
00:34:34Stop him!
00:34:42I can't believe it!
00:34:44Ted with the interception!
00:34:46And he scores!
00:34:47Ladies and gentlemen, this is unreal.
00:34:50Is he really 32?
00:34:51This is possible.
00:34:53Even juiced up he can't stop Ted.
00:34:55Because of you, we lost the top player.
00:34:58After this game, I don't care what it takes.
00:35:01You bring Ted back to me.
00:35:03You understand?
00:35:05Yes.
00:35:05Good luck.
00:35:19Unbelievable!
00:35:20The Knights have tied it up in the Final Quarter.
00:35:23Can they pull off another lyrical?
00:35:24Ted!
00:35:25Ted!
00:35:26Ted!
00:35:34This time, I'll take home the trophy.
00:35:37There's only one minute left.
00:35:38Ted's got the ball.
00:35:39He is leading the offense.
00:35:41Stop him.
00:35:42If we lose this game, you're all done.
00:35:46Ted throws it, but there's no one there to catch it.
00:35:48It looks like a ghost count on that side of the field.
00:35:51Looks like they gave up on that play.
00:35:53See?
00:35:54I told you.
00:35:55Ted can't win.
00:35:56We'll drag this into overtime and then we'll crush them in.
00:36:12Hail Mary! My god, Ted just pulled up a game winning!
00:36:17Hail Mary!
00:36:24Let's give it up for the nice winner of the game and heading straight to the championship!
00:36:31Ted! We did it!
00:36:38Thank you, Ted. We could not have done this without you.
00:36:43Still what needed to be done.
00:36:45Yeah!
00:36:51If you hadn't have fired Ted, we'd be the ones celebrating right now!
00:36:54Come on, I know Ted. He probably just got lucky.
00:36:57Shut your fucking mouth!
00:37:00You go apologize to Ted and bring him back to the Eagles!
00:37:04Yes, sir.
00:37:05Alright, we won!
00:37:07We won!
00:37:13What are you doing here?
00:37:15I'm here to see Ted.
00:37:17Ted!
00:37:18I want you back on the Eagles.
00:37:24What are you waiting for?
00:37:26Apologize to Ted.
00:37:27Now!
00:37:30I'm sorry, Ted.
00:37:32I shouldn't have fired you.
00:37:35Sorry? Now you're sorry?
00:37:38Don't you think it's a little too late for that short stuff?
00:37:41What do you say, Ted?
00:37:42Come back to the Eagles. I'll make you head coach.
00:37:45Give you $100,000 a month, plus bonuses.
00:37:47Two million a year, minimum.
00:37:49What?!
00:37:50Two million a year?!
00:37:51My useless ex-husband just turned into a damn millionaire, seriously?!
00:37:56Uh, boss.
00:37:58What about me?
00:38:01Shut the fuck up!
00:38:02You'll stay on as Ted's assistant.
00:38:05Maybe clean up after practice while you're at it.
00:38:08Ted!
00:38:11I was just testing you before, but now that you've proven yourself, let's get back together, okay?
00:38:19Back together.
00:38:20Ted, deep down, I have always loved you.
00:38:25And you still love me, right?
00:38:31Back when you betrayed me, you never said anything about love.
00:38:37When you humiliated me with another man, you never said a thing about love.
00:38:45And now, you wanna talk about love.
00:38:51Ted, that was all just a misunderstanding, okay? Let's go home and talk.
00:38:55Just the two of us.
00:38:58Ted's not going anywhere with you.
00:39:00He has better options now.
00:39:04Better options?
00:39:06You're just the owner of some trash team.
00:39:09Without Ted, it would still be at the bottom of the league.
00:39:13You really think you could call yourself the better option?
00:39:17What if I'm not just the owner of the team?
00:39:23Ted, there's something you don't know about me.
00:39:27I'm actually the sole heir to the Taylor family.
00:39:32Uh, the...
00:39:34The Taylor family, the richest family in the world.
00:39:37The trillionaires, who have more money than some countries.
00:39:44That's right.
00:39:47So tell me, don't you think I'm the better option now?
00:39:52You just want Ted for his money.
00:39:54What makes you think you have the right to come crawling back?
00:39:58You bitch!
00:39:59And you'll pay for this!
00:40:06Ted, come back to Eagles, I'll give you whatever you want.
00:40:10Name your prize.
00:40:11Appreciate the offer, Henry, but...
00:40:14I'm happy with the Knights.
00:40:16I think I'm going to stick around here a while.
00:40:20You sure, son?
00:40:21Don't you want to test yourself on a bigger stage?
00:40:27I've already proven myself.
00:40:29With this win, with the Knights, I'm going to prove myself to anyone anymore.
00:40:35Dammit, this is your fault!
00:40:36You lost me a top-tier player!
00:40:38You know what? You're done with the Eagles!
00:40:40Pack your shit and get the fuck out!
00:40:45Sir, sir?
00:40:47Please don't fire me!
00:40:50Ted, I owe you a real apology.
00:40:53Just come back to Eagles.
00:40:55I lost our bet, fair and spare, so you can hit me.
00:40:58If you want.
00:40:59We'll just call even.
00:41:01After, just come back.
00:41:02Come back to Eagles.
00:41:05Come on!
00:41:07Hit me!
00:41:08Fucking hit me, Ted!
00:41:09I know you want to, I know you want to.
00:41:12I don't want you fucking hit me, Ted.
00:41:13You saw me fucking your wife, remember that?
00:41:15Fucking hit me!
00:41:38I will never forgive you.
00:41:42I will never join the Eagles.
00:41:45Figure out your own mess first.
00:41:48Coach West!
00:41:50We have received reports that you have bribe referees
00:41:52and used illegal performance enhancers.
00:41:54Your coaching license is hereby revoked.
00:41:56You're banned from the NFL.
00:41:58For life.
00:41:59Will you please come with us?
00:42:00What?
00:42:01This...
00:42:02Ted!
00:42:03You gotta talk to him.
00:42:04If I can't coach, I'll starve.
00:42:06Illegals, I don't even...
00:42:07Please!
00:42:08Please!
00:42:09I'll do anything you want.
00:42:09I'll do anything.
00:42:11People like you...
00:42:12are a disgrace...
00:42:15to the NFL.
00:42:18Wait!
00:42:18What?
00:42:21You're gonna fucking pay for this.
00:42:23You're gonna fucking pay for this, Ted.
00:42:26I'm Alan David Patrick West, goddammit!
00:42:32Hey, I heard you don't really have a place to stay after the Force.
00:42:39I was thinking maybe, if you wanted, you could stay with me.
00:42:47We're going to go out.
00:42:49It's up to you.
00:42:51Alright.
00:42:53I mean, it's closer to the field anyways, right?
00:42:56Exactly.
00:42:57It's way closer to the field.
00:42:59Yeah.
00:43:05When they find out how you're treating the best coach in the fucking league...
00:43:08Sir, sir, sir, sir!
00:43:09Please, please, please, please, please!
00:43:10I'm begging you, please.
00:43:11Let him go.
00:43:13Fuck off me.
00:43:16This is all your fault!
00:43:18If I weren't you, I'd still have one hell of a coach.
00:43:20Sir, do you really think he won that game on skill alone?
00:43:24Where are you getting at?
00:43:26Ted was my assistant.
00:43:27He knows my whole playbook.
00:43:28How else could he have beaten me?
00:43:30That bastard.
00:43:31No wonder he turned down my office.
00:43:37Sir?
00:43:38You still own the Giants.
00:43:40They're headed to the Super Bowl.
00:43:41If you give me another shot, I'll demolish him.
00:43:47And if you lose?
00:43:49Scrub the stadium toilets for the rest of my life.
00:43:55I'll talk to the commissioner about West.
00:43:58Are you seriously trying to bribe me after what he did?
00:44:01We're taking him out.
00:44:01I'm unofficial of this league and I take it very responsibly.
00:44:04I'm not just going to sit around here and let people thank you so much and hope you have a
00:44:07good day.
00:44:10Seems like a signing bonus for the...
00:44:12You're lucky you don't get fired.
00:44:14That's fair.
00:44:15I'm bringing you to the Giants as an assistant.
00:44:18Don't worry, sir.
00:44:20He's gonna regret everything he's ever done.
00:44:21Yeah, he damn well better.
00:44:36This is my house.
00:44:38And, um, I have spare bedrooms, so...
00:44:41Feel free to choose whichever you like.
00:44:43It's actually just me.
00:44:44Where's the kitchen?
00:44:56And...
00:44:57Here's the couch.
00:44:58You should come sit.
00:45:00Alright, thanks.
00:45:06I'm gonna go shower now.
00:45:08Alright, thanks.
00:45:10Casa es su casa.
00:45:13Okay, I'm good to go now.
00:45:18See you soon.
00:45:32Close, close, close, close.
00:45:40Ah! What's that?
00:45:42Hey! You okay?
00:45:44I just pulled something!
00:45:46Okay, okay.
00:45:49Okay, okay.
00:45:50Oh, my God.
00:45:52Okay.
00:45:55Hey, you're probably stranded, okay?
00:45:58Just sit still and let me loose your love for your back.
00:46:11Yes.
00:46:24Oh, my God.
00:46:25Oh, my God. That's so much better already, actually.
00:46:29Oh, my God. That's so much better already, actually.
00:46:42I'll, uh...
00:46:44I'll, uh...
00:46:44Grab you a towel.
00:46:47Don't move.
00:46:48No, my God.
00:47:06Dad?
00:47:07Dad, tomorrow's your grandfather's birthday.
00:47:10You haven't been home in years.
00:47:12You think he can come back tomorrow?
00:47:14Yeah, Dad, I'm so sorry.
00:47:17I've been so caught up with work the past couple years.
00:47:21I'll definitely make it back tomorrow.
00:47:24Great, great.
00:47:25I'll be waiting for you, son.
00:47:28Okay, bye.
00:47:33Everything okay?
00:47:35Yeah.
00:47:39It's just, uh, my grandpa's birthday tomorrow.
00:47:45I haven't seen them in a long time.
00:47:49Well, I know that they're going to be really happy to see you.
00:47:55You know, I was thinking, um,
00:48:02if you're not busy tomorrow,
00:48:04like, if you don't have any plans,
00:48:08maybe you could come with me,
00:48:09or if I could introduce you to them.
00:48:13Well, you want to introduce me to your family?
00:48:18We might make a good team.
00:48:19What do you think?
00:48:21Yeah, you'd be a good sidekick, I think.
00:48:24Oh, I'd be the sidekick?
00:48:27I'm going to be the star.
00:48:28Would you be okay if that's how this worked out?
00:48:30If it works out?
00:48:33I guess we'll be two stars.
00:48:35I'll take that.
00:48:36Two stars.
00:48:38Then I better get some gifts.
00:48:40Well, if you do,
00:48:42nothing too expensive, okay?
00:48:44Now, it is my first time meeting them,
00:48:46and I have to make a good impression.
00:48:48Actually, I'm going to go right now
00:48:51and have Emily help me pick out some of her gifts.
00:48:58And maybe,
00:48:59after you win the championship,
00:49:01I'll give you marks back.
00:49:11It's been a while.
00:49:12I just hope you're doing okay, Dad.
00:49:23Mr. Vincent, it's Emily.
00:49:24Grace has to take care of some billionaire stuff.
00:49:28She'll be late, but she'll be there.
00:49:30No problem.
00:49:51Well, well, well.
00:49:53Look who finally decided to show up.
00:49:55Our city boy.
00:49:57Dang it.
00:49:58What?
00:49:59All those years working out there,
00:50:01and you still can't afford a car?
00:50:04Take a look.
00:50:06Land Rover.
00:50:07700 grand.
00:50:08You probably couldn't afford one.
00:50:10No, no, no.
00:50:12Alan?
00:50:13What are you so mean to your cousin?
00:50:15I'm sure that you can feed yourself now, right?
00:50:18It's just a bit early
00:50:20to be thinking about getting a car,
00:50:22unless, of course,
00:50:23it's a broken-down second-hand junker.
00:50:28Actually, I could afford one.
00:50:30I just haven't felt a need.
00:50:34Oh, listen to yourself.
00:50:37You talk if you just go out there
00:50:39and buy a luxury car anytime you want.
00:50:41That's a piece of advice.
00:50:43Maybe try checking your bank account
00:50:45before you start bragging.
00:50:47Guys, guys, enough.
00:50:49Today's your grandpa's birthday.
00:50:52It's not a circus.
00:50:54Let's go inside before this gets ugly.
00:50:56Yeah, sorry.
00:50:57Let's go.
00:51:03Emily.
00:51:05I love them.
00:51:10Ethan.
00:51:12Sophia.
00:51:14Alan.
00:51:18My boy!
00:51:20My kid!
00:51:24I'm sorry.
00:51:26I should have come home a lot sooner.
00:51:28It's okay.
00:51:29You're here.
00:51:30It's all that counts.
00:51:31You're here.
00:51:32What is with all this emotion?
00:51:34He has been gone for years
00:51:36and he has back with nothing to show for it.
00:51:39I don't care if you're not so true.
00:51:42He's healthy and safe.
00:51:45It's all that matters.
00:51:47Oh.
00:51:48Your health's nice and all.
00:51:50But money's what really matters here.
00:51:53You know, my son Alan is already
00:51:55the security manager for the Knights
00:51:57at 400 grand a year.
00:52:00400 grand?
00:52:02I mean, that's the more than the two of you
00:52:03will ever see in a lifetime.
00:52:05You know, you should beg, Alan,
00:52:08to get Ted a job.
00:52:10I mean, unless, of course,
00:52:11you're just wannably broke like you.
00:52:17Alan, could you really get Ted a job?
00:52:22Well, technically, someone like him
00:52:24doesn't deserve a spot with the Knights,
00:52:26but if you beg, nice me,
00:52:29I might find him a janitor job.
00:52:32Janitor job?
00:52:34That's all you can do is find Ted a janitor job?
00:52:37You should be grateful that Alan
00:52:39is even offering him that.
00:52:41Do you know how many people would kill
00:52:44to work for the Knights now?
00:52:46Just don't blow it.
00:52:47Yeah, that's right.
00:52:48With me in charge,
00:52:50even cleaning bathrooms
00:52:51pays better than whatever he's doing.
00:52:54I don't know.
00:52:56Tell me.
00:52:57Alan,
00:52:58how much is this janitor job pay?
00:53:00Is it over 2 million a year?
00:53:06You're saying that you have a salary
00:53:08of 2 million?
00:53:112 million, but please,
00:53:13a loser like you
00:53:15couldn't make that kind of money
00:53:16in like 10 lifetimes.
00:53:18No, Oliver.
00:53:20My son is trying to help your son
00:53:22get a decent job,
00:53:23and he throws out a figure like that
00:53:25who clearly doesn't want the job.
00:53:27You didn't mean it.
00:53:30What was that joke?
00:53:32Alan,
00:53:33if you could get Ted a position
00:53:35with the Knights,
00:53:36I would make sure
00:53:38I thank you properly.
00:53:39Oh, baby.
00:53:41What could a broke man like you
00:53:43give me
00:53:44that is worth my time?
00:53:46Ted,
00:53:47hey,
00:53:48you do not need to beg them
00:53:49for anything, okay?
00:53:51I already work for the Knights.
00:53:54What?
00:53:56Work for the Knights?
00:54:01You work for the Knights?
00:54:04You've got some nerve, Ted.
00:54:07You're in your 30s,
00:54:09so a nobody.
00:54:10You expect us to believe
00:54:12that you work for the Knights?
00:54:15I'm taking the Knights
00:54:16all the way to the Super Bowl.
00:54:18Took them all the way
00:54:19to the Super Bowl?
00:54:20You're trying to tell me
00:54:22that the Knights
00:54:23are making it all the way
00:54:25to the Super Bowl
00:54:26is thanks to you.
00:54:28That's right.
00:54:33Oh, please.
00:54:34Everyone knows
00:54:35you're just a washed-up cripple.
00:54:37You're not even fit
00:54:38to clean the toilets.
00:54:39And you're saying
00:54:40that you're responsible
00:54:41for taking the Knights
00:54:43all the way
00:54:44through the finals?
00:54:45Oliver,
00:54:46your son's not only broke,
00:54:47he's obviously delusional.
00:54:49I know my son.
00:54:52It's not a liar.
00:54:54Oh, really?
00:54:55It doesn't lie.
00:54:57Then, Helen,
00:54:58you're a genius.
00:55:00What exactly
00:55:00did you do for the Knights?
00:55:03I'm the head coach.
00:55:09You, you, you're the head coach.
00:55:11That's not what you're saying.
00:55:13Oh, come on.
00:55:14Your lies are getting
00:55:15more and more ridiculous.
00:55:17You, the head coach
00:55:18of the Knights?
00:55:19Al, tell me he's making it up.
00:55:22I'm just a security manager.
00:55:24I don't have access to the field,
00:55:26let alone the execs
00:55:27or the head coach.
00:55:29I don't have access to the Knights.
00:55:29Hell, how would I even know
00:55:30he's lying or not?
00:55:32He's just trying to act
00:55:33a big shot
00:55:34to make us forget
00:55:35that he's broke.
00:55:37This loser
00:55:37would never be a head coach.
00:55:41Yeah, a loser like him
00:55:43could never run a team like the Knights.
00:55:45If I didn't work for the Knights,
00:55:47I might have believed you, Ted.
00:55:49Nice try, by the way.
00:55:51You're no head coach.
00:55:53You're just a fraud
00:55:54in cheap clothes.
00:55:56So, all of you
00:55:58think that I'm lying?
00:56:00A head coach
00:56:02dressed like that?
00:56:04Next time
00:56:05you want to
00:56:06try
00:56:07playing rich,
00:56:08at least
00:56:09get yourself
00:56:10a new suit first.
00:56:15Hello, and welcome, everyone.
00:56:17Welcome to the place.
00:56:18Please take a look at our menu.
00:56:20Our trip
00:56:20is to...
00:56:25Wait, wait, wait.
00:56:27Is that Coach Ted,
00:56:28the head coach
00:56:29of the Knights?
00:56:35Wait, what?
00:56:37He is the Knights' head coach?
00:56:38Of course.
00:56:39If it wasn't for Coach Ted
00:56:40joining our team this year,
00:56:42we never would have made the finals.
00:56:44Coach Ted,
00:56:45I am a die-hard Knights fan.
00:56:48Coach Ted,
00:56:48you're kind of a personal hero of mine.
00:56:50Would you...
00:56:51Would you mind taking a picture with me?
00:56:54Of course.
00:56:55Whew.
00:57:00Oh my gosh,
00:57:01this is the best.
00:57:01I can't believe this.
00:57:02I just want the head coach of the Knights.
00:57:05I'm going to be telling everybody about this.
00:57:07Thank you so much.
00:57:09Of course.
00:57:13Dad,
00:57:14this is what I came home
00:57:15to celebrate with you.
00:57:16I...
00:57:18I'm taking my team
00:57:19to the Super Bowl.
00:57:22Son,
00:57:23is it really true?
00:57:25No way!
00:57:27That guy's obviously an actor.
00:57:29You paint a trick.
00:57:30There's no way
00:57:31you're the head coach
00:57:32of the championship contending team.
00:57:36Come on.
00:57:37Just admit it.
00:57:39You're a nobody.
00:57:40A fraud.
00:57:42You'll end up
00:57:43just like your broke old father.
00:57:46Scraping by for life.
00:57:53You can insult me all you want.
00:57:56Don't you dare.
00:57:58You're a son of my father.
00:58:03Enough!
00:58:11Don't worry if you made this stupid final.
00:58:14Today is your grandfather's birthday.
00:58:17Did you bring him any gifts?
00:58:18Oh, man.
00:58:23I don't know.
00:58:23Relax.
00:58:24You broke bastard.
00:58:26You mean you showed up at this party
00:58:27empty-handed
00:58:28and you still had the nerve
00:58:29to crash this party?
00:58:30You did bring something so fair.
00:58:38I made this thing myself.
00:58:42Father, you've got to be pretty.
00:58:45You're so broke you're gifting a stick.
00:58:48Don't open that.
00:58:48Oh, please.
00:58:50Let's see what kind of fashion you made.
00:58:56You actually brought this junk as a gift.
00:58:59Perfect.
00:59:00I won't even pick this up off the ground.
00:59:03Let's put the trash where it belongs.
00:59:08What are you doing?
00:59:14Don't.
00:59:22What are you doing?
00:59:24I spent three months making it.
00:59:29You can make this type of thing that will get you fucked up for the rest of your life.
00:59:37What, you want to hit me now?
00:59:39You can't even bring a decent gift and you still have the nerve to crash this party, Alan?
00:59:43Show them what a real gift looks like.
00:59:46With pleasure.
00:59:51This one.
00:59:51You're technically 50 grand.
00:59:55A little fancier than your wooden stick.
00:59:59Wait for it.
01:00:02This one right here.
01:00:04The keys to Mercedes GT.
01:00:07Birthday gift from mom.
01:00:09200 grand.
01:00:11Easy.
01:00:11200,000 dollars.
01:00:14You two won't make that in a lifetime.
01:00:16The best one.
01:00:18Take a look.
01:00:22Half a million dollars in cash.
01:00:26Dad's gift for grandpa.
01:00:29God.
01:00:31All these gifts add up to 750,000 dollars.
01:00:34Oliver, people like you haven't seen this kind of money in your lifetime.
01:00:40They're not even a million dollars.
01:00:42That's the cheap section of the gift shop.
01:00:45Who said that?
01:01:00Sorry, Ted.
01:01:01Hope I'm not too late.
01:01:05Who are you?
01:01:07She looks familiar.
01:01:09I've seen her somewhere before.
01:01:12Wait.
01:01:13Was it at the night stadium?
01:01:16I'm Ted's girlfriend.
01:01:17So you're the girl Ted's been telling me about.
01:01:20He said you were beautiful.
01:01:21He wasn't exaggerating.
01:01:24That's very kind of you.
01:01:27Beauty and the Beast, huh?
01:01:29I don't understand what you see in him.
01:01:32The guy's a cripple.
01:01:33He can't even afford a decent gift.
01:01:35You think our gifts are cheap?
01:01:37Why don't you show us something better?
01:01:40Well, I didn't have much time to prepare, but...
01:01:44I pulled a little something from my own collection.
01:01:47Hopefully Grandpa doesn't mind.
01:01:49Oh, from your collection, huh?
01:01:51You sure it's not some junk you brought from the attic?
01:01:54So, hurry up and show us what kind of trash you brought.
01:02:00What?
01:02:00Nothing extravagant.
01:02:01Just a painting.
01:02:03A painting?
01:02:04Please.
01:02:05How expensive would that be?
01:02:08It's Picasso's Weeping Woman.
01:02:11Work around three million dollars.
01:02:20What?
01:02:22There is no way that piece of junk is worth that much.
01:02:26You're lying.
01:02:28This painting was auctioned for three million in 2015.
01:02:32After all these years, it's probably worth a lot more money.
01:02:35So tell me...
01:02:37Do I now have the right to call your gifts?
01:02:41Who says it's real?
01:02:43None of us here can tell.
01:02:45For all we know...
01:02:46It's a fake.
01:02:48Here's the auction receipt.
01:02:50That should be a non-proof.
01:02:52You're right. Like that receipt is a fake too.
01:02:55Look at that.
01:02:56Come on. What kind of rich woman dates a cripple?
01:03:01Exactly.
01:03:02I mean, only a blind one.
01:03:04Because any real rich girl would never date a loser like that.
01:03:08Ted, if you can't bring a real gift to the party...
01:03:12Just don't bring a forgery, okay? To Grandpa's party.
01:03:15Ethan! This is a misunderstanding.
01:03:17Father has a good eye for her.
01:03:19Why don't we let him judge for himself?
01:03:22This trash?
01:03:24You want Grandpa to actually appraise this?
01:03:27Trash like this belongs on the floor!
01:03:39What just happened?
01:03:44That is...
01:03:45Alan, what did you just tear up?
01:03:48Oh, Grandpa is just a painting.
01:03:51These guys were trying to give it to you as a gift, but...
01:03:53I could tell it was so fake, I just tore it up.
01:03:56A fake painting?
01:03:58They said the painting was a Picasso with three million dollars.
01:04:01But I mean, look at them.
01:04:03They could not afford something like that. It has to be a fake.
01:04:10Picasso.
01:04:12Oh my god.
01:04:14See? Grandpa doesn't even want bad kind of trash messing up the floor.
01:04:18You guys better get out of here. You're not welcome.
01:04:26Alan?
01:04:28Come here.
01:04:29Yes, Grandpa.
01:04:29That's my boy. That's my boy. All that college education.
01:04:34And you found out to be such a big idiot!
01:04:39Just shut your mouth!
01:04:41Why...why do you hit me?
01:04:42You just destroyed three million dollars, you idiot!
01:04:49What? Three million dollars?
01:04:50You can't believe their story!
01:04:52It's obviously a knock-off!
01:04:54I have been collecting antiques longer than you've been alive, and I know real from fake.
01:04:58It was worth more than three million until you ruined it!
01:05:04What? It's real?
01:05:09Ted, you bought this painting?
01:05:12Grandpa, this is my girlfriend. She's the one that brought it.
01:05:16No.
01:05:17Grandpa, I'm so sorry.
01:05:19It was intended to be your birthday gift, but someone thought it was fake and tore it up.
01:05:25No, it cannot be real.
01:05:28No, I mean, he may be the nice head coach, but he can't afford something like this.
01:05:33It has to be a fake, obviously.
01:05:36I got it. Ted must have stolen team funds.
01:05:40He's been lying this whole time, and now he says that they grabbed it from her collection?
01:05:45Come on. Call your cops.
01:05:48Alan, the truth is right in front of you. You just refuse to see it.
01:05:55Sweetheart, you're way too gorgeous to waste your time with a crook like him.
01:06:00Come with me instead. I can show you the highlight.
01:06:05The highlight?
01:06:06Of course. I'm the night security manager. I mean, what are we talking about here?
01:06:12This guy is just a criminal.
01:06:14If you don't want to end up in prison with him, you'll want to be on my son.
01:06:19You know what I mean?
01:06:20How dare you threaten her?
01:06:22Do you even know who she is?
01:06:24Sure I do. She's Ted's girlfriend.
01:06:27Ted, don't worry. Once you're lucked up, I'm going to take very good care of her.
01:06:36Well, I'm not going to jail, Alan. Actually, Grace owns the Knights.
01:06:46What?
01:06:50You're lying.
01:06:53I told you. My son doesn't lie.
01:06:57Oh my God.
01:06:59No wonder she looked familiar. You truly are the Knights owner.
01:07:06Oh my God. What have I done?
01:07:10You have a lot of nerve.
01:07:12First, you destroy a $3 million painting of mine.
01:07:15And then you try hitting on me.
01:07:17Tell me, Alan.
01:07:19How do you plan on paying for this?
01:07:21Pay for that?
01:07:22$3 million?
01:07:23Even if I sold myself, I could never pay that off.
01:07:28No, no, no. It's all a misunderstanding.
01:07:31I mean, he was just being impulsive.
01:07:32Please please have mercy on us.
01:07:34Absolutely.
01:07:36A misunderstanding.
01:07:36Huh?
01:07:38Was it a misunderstanding when you insulted us earlier?
01:07:41Ted, Alan has something that was just wrong.
01:07:45Yes.
01:07:45We're very, very sorry. Can you let this go, please?
01:07:48Please.
01:07:51Obviously, you have loads of money.
01:07:54I mean, you're not going to miss a few million.
01:07:56This would ruin my family.
01:08:00You want me to forgive him?
01:08:02Please.
01:08:04If I were the one who damaged the property, would you be so quick to forgive me?
01:08:10Listen.
01:08:12You can mock me all you'd like.
01:08:15But don't ever insult my father.
01:08:21Oliver, please. Please.
01:08:23I'm so sorry. I shouldn't have a disrespect to you.
01:08:25He's right.
01:08:26No, please. We're so sorry. We're so sorry.
01:08:28No, please. We're so sorry.
01:08:28Ted, we're so very sorry.
01:08:30Ted, I'll do anything. Please, forgive me. Please.
01:08:33You think money makes you better than everyone else?
01:08:36You have less class than the man begging on the streets.
01:08:42You will pay for what you've done.
01:08:45Here's the auction received from the painting.
01:08:48Amount three million.
01:08:50You have three days to pay in full.
01:08:56Also, Alan, you're fired from the nights permanently.
01:09:00Pendejo.
01:09:02Oh, Alan, I'm so sorry.
01:09:03If we had known he was so powerful, we never would have crossed him.
01:09:08It's about time you got a taste of your own ways.
01:09:10Oh, Dad.
01:09:11Come on, Grandpa.
01:09:13Let's get into another room to celebrate your birthday.
01:09:17Good idea.
01:09:27All right, Tenor.
01:09:28Opponents for the finals are the Giants.
01:09:31Their owner's Henry, so you need to be careful.
01:09:34He's really not the type to let him stop.
01:09:36Relax.
01:09:36I got this.
01:09:38West?
01:09:42Your coach's license got revoked.
01:09:45How are you even allowed in here?
01:09:46If it weren't for Ted, I wouldn't be in this mess in the first place.
01:09:50Luckily, Henry pulled some strings and would pay the right people off.
01:09:53I'm the Giants assistant coach now.
01:09:57You tried every trick in the book to beat Ted.
01:09:59And you're still lost.
01:10:02Don't try to blame him for your failure.
01:10:04This time's different.
01:10:07The Giants are a real powerhouse.
01:10:09Worth over $2 billion.
01:10:11I think that's 20 times the amount of your pathetic team's budget.
01:10:16You'll never win.
01:10:22I've got a plan for the Giants.
01:10:25You.
01:10:29Please.
01:10:30If it weren't for you being my former assistant.
01:10:32Knowing my place, you wouldn't go on enough.
01:10:36So what's cheating?
01:10:38Silly place, huh?
01:10:39In the end, you're still a loser!
01:10:44Sit around.
01:10:46No.
01:10:47You lost to Ted.
01:10:49You have the right to try to question his skill.
01:10:51Win.
01:10:52I win the championship?
01:10:55No, I have nothing else to say.
01:10:58You'll never win.
01:11:00How about a bet?
01:11:01Loser.
01:11:02Is the winner.
01:11:04$10 million?
01:11:06Swears off football forever.
01:11:08We salute your apology.
01:11:20Damn you, Ted!
01:11:22You're gonna make sure you're out of the NFL for good!
01:11:25You'll never get back off!
01:11:29The Giants, new time defending champions,
01:11:32and the most dominant force in the league,
01:11:34face off the Knights today.
01:11:36They've been unstoppable under Coach Ted Vincent
01:11:40and have 13 straight wins.
01:11:43So, we will take home the trophy tonight.
01:11:46Here we go!
01:11:48The Knights push forward for their first offensive move
01:11:50and it is not looking good.
01:11:52There is a serious gap in their strength.
01:11:55The Giants' defense holds firm.
01:11:57They truly are the best.
01:11:59This is not good.
01:12:00I knew their physical stats were higher,
01:12:02but I didn't expect the difference to be this big.
01:12:04What's wrong, Ted?
01:12:06He just started.
01:12:08He can't choke yet.
01:12:09Three drives.
01:12:10Can't even get 20 yards.
01:12:11Fucking pathetic.
01:12:13Guess his luck ran out.
01:12:14Now that he's facing real talent,
01:12:16there's no way he's walking out of this one with a win.
01:12:20Coach, what do we do now?
01:12:23Trust me.
01:12:24I got this.
01:12:30Seriously, Ted, a field goal?
01:12:32Where's that fancy playbook?
01:12:34Come on, big shot.
01:12:35See a Hail Mary.
01:12:37Please.
01:12:38A guy with a busted leg trying to win a championship?
01:12:42What a joke!
01:12:43He couldn't move the ball once.
01:12:45There's no way he makes his kick.
01:12:46On this field, nothing speaks louder than points.
01:12:52The kick is up!
01:12:54And it's good!
01:12:56The Knights' score from 50 yards back!
01:12:59Unbelievable!
01:13:00This is why we do what we do!
01:13:02No way.
01:13:04It's awesome.
01:13:05Woo!
01:13:06What's up, boys?
01:13:07Hey!
01:13:08As long as I'm here, they seem to lose!
01:13:11Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
01:13:12Woohoo!
01:13:13Woo!
01:13:25Damn!
01:13:27The Knights' tear!
01:13:28Believe me!
01:13:28The spike, the massive gap in strain!
01:13:31The score is now 17-eseven.
01:13:34What the hell are you doing?
01:13:35These games are almost over!
01:13:37You stop that saver bitch, or you're fucking fired!
01:13:41You said you could beat this guy!
01:13:43If you lose this game you'll be scrubbing fucking toilets!
01:13:47I have no other option?
01:13:50I can't win?
01:13:52Fucking useless! There's been fucking one of you!
01:13:55Useless!
01:14:01Good night, good night!
01:14:21uts them!
01:14:35Good night!
01:14:36Good night!
01:14:39Nobody thought it could happen, nobody wanted it to, besides me, but guess what?
01:14:45The Knights are the NFL Championship, you can sleep well tonight, Mom, but I know you
01:14:51won't be sleeping, you'll be doing a lot of other things tonight, but enjoy, my friends,
01:14:56you deserve it, the NFL Champions, one night!
01:15:10Hey, how you going, Wes, did you remember our bet?
01:15:18If I recall, it was, uh, loser of this game owes the other $10 million, and has to leave
01:15:25the NFL permanently, $10 million.
01:15:29I could work my whole life and not make that kind of money, Ted, have mercy, we used to
01:15:35be colleagues, remember, remember, we, I don't know, I don't have time, okay, and if I'm
01:15:41forced on the NFL, whatever, no, you can't let him off like that, if it weren't for him,
01:15:47we wouldn't have been sabotaged, he costs those guys everything, he has to pay, yeah, guys
01:15:52like him are poisoned, come on, coach, you can't let him get away with this, look,
01:16:07Ted, I was wrong, I never should have done what I did, and if you forgive me, I will do
01:16:15anything you ask, as per our bet, you leave the NFL permanently, but out of the kindness
01:16:26of my heart, I brought the $10 million, but you need to apologize to every single one of
01:16:39my players, yeah, yeah, no, no problem, yeah, really, really, really sorry about it, really,
01:16:46really, really sorry, hope you like something, hey man, really sorry about it, really sorry
01:16:50about it, really sorry, but you got a great arm, by the way, I don't know, you, son of a
01:16:56bitch,
01:16:58it weren't for you, it wouldn't be forced out of the NFL, you told me to take out your players,
01:17:03you did, I'm gonna tell him, I'm gonna, I'm gonna report him, please,
01:17:09damn it, you fucking piece of trash, if it weren't for your big fat mouth, I'd already
01:17:13have that trophy, Ted, it was all west, look, so what, we have a beef between us, come join
01:17:25my team, help me win the next championship, whatever you want, you got it, aren't you worried
01:17:32that intentionally injuring other players is gonna get you expelled by the league,
01:17:39NFL rules are for poor people, unless the commissioner himself is involved in this,
01:17:44money can fix anything, Ted, you're wasting your time on this small team, come join me,
01:17:51we'll build a super team, we'll win every Super Bowl, I'm gonna go ahead and politely decline
01:18:01your offer, but you know, I think you need to start figuring out how you're gonna explain
01:18:08all that to the commissioner, Davis, considering your egregious actions, all teams under your
01:18:13ownership are suspended immediately, you are banned from participating in the NFL in any capacity
01:18:18and fined 100 million dollars, come on, man, 100 million dollars, Ted, work with me here,
01:18:28you can fix this, tell him it was just a misunderstanding, I'm just a joke, I don't know, maybe you
01:18:36need to figure out how you're gonna pay that 100 million dollars too, but you know, for a rich
01:18:40guy like you, that shouldn't be a problem, right? All right, boys, get him out of here, I'm tired of
01:18:47this.
01:18:48Hey, hey guys, chill, think about what you're doing, I can give you every Super Bowl, I'll give you everything.
01:18:53Ted, okay, I'm sorry, Ted, what are you doing?
01:19:03Grace, I got the championship, I've got the girl, now, and then it's time for my Christmas gift.
01:19:15Mmm, rolling on the field, stand.
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