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00:01ok girlies listen up senior challenge week is on and this is our target mason reed board member son
00:13captain of the football team and campus golden boy and as your reigning junior princess i call
00:23it hookup talent whoever smash and bag mason reed's pants first becomes a scene queen finalist
00:33winner drops next week
00:49only popular girls get nominated to be senior queen
00:54maybe this is my chance to be popular
01:20mason reed quarterback and captain of the football team resident golden boy total heartthrob
01:29every girl wants them but me i'm invisible
01:43bro dude four eyes is staring at you
01:48i mean seriously all these hot chicks want to get in your pants and she thinks she has a chance
02:13she's practically home to textbooks big yikes
02:22okay anyway all nighter aka slut night rules are simple send a flirty text three points a hickey
02:30five boxer briefs eight oh and get your hookup on tape perfect 10 straight to the crown
02:39no more npc energy all nighter this is your chance to be somebody who's in
02:46no more
02:58¡Suscríbete al canal!
03:18Invisible nerds don't get front-row seats.
03:22Excuse me, I'm right here.
03:25Hello.
03:26Did you hear me?
03:27I'm not invisible.
03:28Oh, I'm sorry.
03:29Who's talking?
03:34I'm in.
03:39I'm in.
03:54Oh, a nerd with a dream.
03:57Somebody's been watching too many inspo reels.
04:03No, let go of this.
04:06Oh.
04:07You know what?
04:08Maybe I can help you with a makeover.
04:11I can help you with a makeover.
04:16I can help you with a makeover.
04:16Scissors.
04:25You know what I think of you?
04:27Nothing.
04:28Because you're a speck.
04:29Invisible.
04:30Worthless.
04:31Don't leave.
04:34Forget about Mason.
04:36Even the pervy man at 7-Eleven would never sleep with you.
04:49Loser.
04:57A-I-B?
05:01Harvard won't even look at girls like this.
05:05If you're invisible in the classroom, you'll be invisible in admissions.
05:13Stand out.
05:14Or disappear.
05:29Mason and I had sex.
05:37Okay.
05:38No, wait.
05:39You're DeLulu.
05:40DeLulu DeLulu.
05:41Wait.
05:42What?
05:51We had sex?
05:53What?
05:55Oh, Mason.
05:56Did you hear what she said?
05:57She said you guys hooked up.
05:59No.
06:00No.
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06:57¡Suscríbete al canal!
07:16Hey, honey. I'll pick you up after school. Can you believe it's already move-in day? You'll finally meet Matthew
07:22and your step-brother.
07:29Your stepfather is the head of your new school board, so be perfect. I won't let you ruin my dream
07:35life.
07:41Ivy! I'm Matthew. So great to meet you.
07:45Welcome home. This is your step-brother.
07:53Mason? That asshole is my new step-brother? What the hell are you doing here?
08:05Mason? You know Ivy? From school.
08:09That's right. You must go to Trenton with Ivy.
08:13Well, that's just perfect.
08:16Oh, yeah. Just perfect. Your daughter is really great at making a first impression.
08:21How could I forget? When it was publicly humiliating.
08:25Thanks. Ivy, watch your tone.
08:30Apologize.
08:31What? You don't even know what happened.
08:33It's always my fault.
08:35It's okay, Laura. No need.
08:38Kids, you'll have plenty of time to figure it out.
08:49Get real. I'm not going to play happy family with you.
08:53Real mature.
08:56I hate my life!
09:21We knew Ivy Foster had a nasty side to her.
09:24Ivy, is that you? Everything okay?
09:29It's a thing.
09:30I...
09:31Shh.
09:33Want to tell me what's going on here?
09:38Ow!
09:43What's going on down there?
09:48Nothing.
09:49Mom just, uh, knocked over a vase.
09:53Well, be careful, honey.
09:55Okay?
10:04Are you some kind of professional compulsive liar?
10:09Please.
10:10I've never been invisible a single day in your life.
10:13So, what is your big ticket?
10:16Hooking up with Mason Reed?
10:18It's kind of pathetic.
10:21I hate you, Mason.
10:23Whatever I felt for you, delete it.
10:25I will never, ever like you again.
10:33Hey, Mason.
10:35Don't forget your meeting with the college advisor tomorrow.
10:38Yeah, got it.
10:43Mason.
10:45Mason.
10:45I'm going to be honest with you, Mason.
10:48Without a football scholarship, college is up the table.
10:52Your grades aren't cutting it.
10:54No, I can still play.
10:55I just need time to heal.
10:58Mason, you know what the doctor said.
11:00You know what the doctor said.
11:09Mason, you can't ever play again.
11:16No.
11:17No, no!
11:18No!
11:19No!
11:24Mason, you still have a shot, but it's not on the field.
11:27You need to pull your grades up in order to go to college.
11:31I'm assigning you a tutor.
11:51Ivy, this is Mason.
11:53Mason, this is your new tutor, Ivy.
11:57You've got to be kidding me.
11:58What?
12:00Not happening.
12:01Find someone else.
12:02Ivy, wait.
12:05Do you want to go to college or not?
12:08If you do, you have no other choice.
12:21That Mason Reed chasing after Ivy Foster.
12:25No way.
12:26They actually think...
12:28Funny.
12:28Being close to Mason Reed and suddenly everyone's looking.
12:32Maybe this is my shot to become Senior Queen.
12:39Alright, Foster.
12:41So what's the game plan?
12:43I am going to throw the all-nighter party at our house.
12:46Senior challenge.
12:48You help me faking sex and I help you getting into college.
12:54What?
13:01Chill.
13:02It's fake.
13:03It's fake.
13:04It's just to help me get Senior Queen and become the most popular girl on campus.
13:10You're insane.
13:12Come on.
13:14It's just for show.
13:16Hands off, hearts off.
13:20Name your terms.
13:38Fine.
13:40But no one can help we live together.
13:43If you're invisible in the classroom, you'll be invisible in admission.
13:49Deal.
13:50Desperate times call for desperate measures.
13:53Shake on it.
13:55This is going to blow up in my face.
14:01Tonight's homework, sex tape choreography.
14:06The party's important.
14:22Sex tape choreography, sex tape choreography, you've got to be kidding me.
14:28So, what's your type?
14:31Amateur, step row fantasy, or we could spice it up.
14:38With props.
14:41Not all sex.
14:43It's like what you see on the internet.
14:48You shake?
14:56Why don't forget our goals?
15:00Hands off, hearts off.
15:03Okay?
15:05Why are you looking at me like that?
15:21I want to kiss you.
15:23Oh my God.
15:24My first kiss.
15:29This is a dirty girl.
15:31Don't tell me you're actually a virgin.
15:35I'm not a virgin.
15:39I'm not a virgin.
15:47I didn't, I mean, I'm not.
15:51Nerdy girl.
15:53You're starting to turn me off.
15:54What are you doing?
15:59Now, let's pretend.
16:03But really, fucking.
16:16Holy shit.
16:18This is supposed to be fake, but why does it feel so real?
16:23Let's do it.
16:25I'm not afraid.
16:36Kids, want some snacks?
16:38Oh, yeah.
16:48Kids?
16:53Everything okay?
16:55I thought I heard noises.
16:58We're fine.
16:59Just watching a video for biology class.
17:06We're good.
17:13Thank you.
17:17Bye.
17:24Yes.
17:25Oscar worthy.
17:27Proof serious.
17:29Well, please.
17:30You were overacting.
17:34You're hurt?
17:36Don't talk to me.
17:36I was just trying to help.
17:40It's not a cut.
17:44It's from surgery.
17:46It's a torn ligament.
17:48So, that's why you quit football?
17:52I didn't quit football.
17:54My body did.
17:58I love football.
18:01So the wristband is just a cover?
18:05I wore it when we took regionals.
18:08I kept it on, thinking maybe I'd still be that guy.
18:14Turns out, uh, memories don't score touchdowns.
18:18Everyone's got a version of Mason Reed.
18:21Perfect.
18:22Untouchable.
18:22But this, this version feels real.
18:27Hmm.
18:29Maybe he's not as awful as I thought.
18:41Bro.
18:42That weeb, Ivy?
18:45Your step-sister, you've got a fake sex deal?
18:47Dude, Riz Lord and the school's biggest weeb.
18:51What a perfect match.
18:52Don't say that out loud, man.
18:54It's not secret data.
18:54Dude, I'm just saying, man, if you ever want to play for that team again, after Riz Teels, a scandal
18:59would kill your future.
19:00Yeah, I know.
19:02I...
19:02Morning, Mason.
19:03Love the dress.
19:06What?
19:08Come on, Mason.
19:10Just one kiss.
19:13Oh.
19:13Oh.
19:16Oh.
19:19Dude, you are just a walking pussy maggot, man.
19:23Come on, save some Riz for the rest of us.
19:33Oh.
19:35The crown is mine.
19:36Queen of popularity.
19:38Here I come.
19:41Girl, I can't believe Mason Reed is your step-brother.
19:45He's a whole meal today.
19:48Every girl's losing it.
19:50Shh.
19:51Let them drool.
19:53He's mine.
19:54We have a deal about...
19:56Okay, guys.
19:56Oh!
19:59Ivy, do you hear yourself right now?
20:02I'm throwing the all-nighter party at my house.
20:05I'm gonna be queen.
20:07Everyone's gonna know my name.
20:10Just you wait.
20:11I love the way my body's moving to the beat.
20:15I love the way you're slowly getting close to me.
20:19So, our little nerd thinks she can throw a party now?
20:23Imagine a girl like her.
20:25Prints like this.
20:27Major yikes.
20:29Yeah.
20:30You know, where is our little nerd girl anyway?
20:33How's he crying in front of her closet?
20:36I don't know.
20:37I'll be.
20:38Yeah.
20:41I'll be right back.
20:41Yeah.
21:07I'll be right back.
21:35¿Qué es eso?
21:36I think Foster, is it just me, or is she giving Icon?
21:45Damn, she looks good.
21:49I mean, you look gorge.
21:54Sorry, taken.
21:59Thank you, Harper.
22:00Once I see this video, I'll be senior queen.
22:03No more being invisible.
22:05All right, hookup challenge award.
22:09Trunks.
22:10Look, Mason and I ate lunch at the same table.
22:14Oh, wow, that's, like, super boring.
22:17One point.
22:19Oh, sweet.
22:20They see my proof.
22:20Well, unless you amateur sluts have this, I think I want senior queen.
22:31Oh, gee.
22:32So that's eight points for Jessica.
22:35No one's going to be able to beat that.
22:37Wait.
22:39I have proof even better.
22:44Okay, you call that proof?
22:47Okay, stop acting like a desperate clown.
22:50Holy shit.
22:52That's actually Ivy and Mason.
22:54Does that mean Ivy is the new senior queen?
22:59Queen shit!
23:00Queen shit!
23:01Queen shit!
23:02Queen shit!
23:04Queen shit!
23:06What is that?
23:07That is clearly AI.
23:09I mean, you all heard, Mason, that he would never touch you with a 10-foot pole.
23:15Oh, my God.
23:17You faked your own sex video?
23:19Fadek!
23:21Yeah, that's right.
23:22Yeah, Mason does have football trophies in his room, so you clearly faked the video.
23:29Clearly.
23:29Yeah.
23:30You need to be punished.
23:36You need to be punished.
23:40Please, stop!
23:42Let me go!
23:43Let go of me!
23:46Stop it!
23:47Well, how about a little prize for good effort?
23:55You enjoy taking fake dicks so much.
24:00Why don't you show us how you give the blowjob?
24:08Hey!
24:10Isn't that Mason's wristband?
24:15How did you get this?
24:16This isn't yours.
24:17Hey, I earned it!
24:19Damn, you take it away from me!
24:44You want to steal my shit?
24:46I will break your hand.
24:48No!
24:48No!
24:49Oh!
25:04I got this for you.
25:15You went through all of that just for this.
25:20No one's ever cared about the broken parts of me before.
25:23It's like she actually sees me.
25:26She didn't deserve any of that.
25:29I know how important it is to you.
25:37Mason, are you actually defending her?
25:40Did you know that she said you guys hooked up?
25:42And that she even made a fake sex tape of you guys.
25:45It wasn't fake.
25:46You're lying!
25:47Mason, you didn't really hook up with her, right?
25:53You got me in my wristband, so I'll help you out.
25:56Just follow my lead, okay?
26:01Don't believe her?
26:03I guess we'll just, uh, have to do it again.
26:10Go on, Ivy.
26:11What?
26:19Oh my god!
26:21Now where are they actually gonna?
26:33¿Cómo va a convencer la gente que tú y yo están acostumbrados?
26:36El sonido.
26:38¿Sabes?
26:40Sex.
26:41All kinds.
26:42No te preocupes.
26:44Vamos a hacer esto.
26:47Vamos a terminar.
26:49El sexo que nos dejamos hanging.
26:59El sexo que nos dejamos.
27:25No, no, no.
27:26No, no, no.
27:26No, no.
27:34Bad mouth.
27:36Honest body.
27:37Don't flatter yourself.
27:39It was just a reflex.
27:40If you think you got to me, you're Delulu.
27:43Delulu?
27:44Me?
27:45You're the one that was just fake mooning out of key a few seconds ago.
27:48You're not the only one who can play games.
27:54That's breaking the rules.
27:55Guess I'm not the only one with an honest body.
28:04I don't buy it.
28:05It's like too quiet.
28:06The only thing she's queen of is queen of being fake.
28:10This can't be real.
28:13It's Jessica and her crew outside.
28:17Get louder.
28:20Showtime.
28:29Mason, I want you so bad.
28:33Oh, you're so good.
28:38Mason, you're...
28:43You're so good.
28:53I'm sorry.
28:56His touch...
28:58Her touch?
28:59It shouldn't mean anything.
29:01It shouldn't mean anything.
29:02But it feels real.
29:05But it feels real.
29:06Too real.
29:15What the hell?
29:18What is going on in the house?
29:29Why is it hard?
29:34Wait.
29:36Why are they saying hard so much?
29:38Oh my god.
29:39Do you think they're like actually doing it?
29:41Oh, there's no way this is real.
29:43Dude.
29:44Seriously.
29:45Maybe we got you down bad like this.
29:48I'm cooked.
29:50I thought...
29:51This was fake.
29:53Why...
29:54Why is it hard?
30:03Because I want to make this real.
30:10But I'm such a mess.
30:14You have never looked more beautiful.
30:17It's supposed to be fake.
30:18So why do I want it so much?
30:21This can't be real.
30:22Time to expose their little act.
30:24Yeah.
30:25No.
30:39What's going on?
30:45What are all of you?
30:48I want to make this real quick.
30:49You must be Ivy's mom.
30:51We're just...
30:54Her classmates.
30:56Here for the party.
30:59Party's over.
31:02Where's Ivy?
31:04Oh, she's in this room.
31:06Right here.
31:08I wouldn't go in there if I were you.
31:10Unless you want to see your daughter...
31:13Compromised.
31:21Everyone get out now.
31:24Okay.
31:25Bye.
31:46Ivy?
31:48Ivy?
31:50That's me.
31:56That's me.
31:58That's me.
31:58That's me.
32:08Ivy?
32:09It's okay.
32:11Keep it down.
32:12You won our steps if I think.
32:14You can go by, baby.
32:15Great.
32:17So be perfect.
32:18I won't let you ruin my dream life.
32:20You're the one pressing into me.
32:23What?
32:23You're trying to feel me up?
32:24I'm the one who's half naked.
32:27I'm just feeling you.
32:31I'm the one who's half naked.
32:38I hate.
33:05¿Qué?
33:07Ok, voy a estar ahora.
33:11¿Cristas de verdad?
33:13¿Por qué aún estás holding on a mí?
33:15Esto no es divertido.
33:17¿Qué si mi mamá nos veía?
33:27No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
33:50No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
33:55¿Since hub kalian esto...?
33:58¿C Reed?
34:12¿Por qué no te voy a decir que me hiciste en el baño?
34:14No es lo que me hiciste en el baño. ¿Por qué no te voy a decir que me hiciste en
34:20el baño?
34:20Porque eres un tonto de mierda.
34:23Estabas me llevando todo el tiempo en el baño.
34:25¿Era fue un accidente?
34:33No, no, no, no.
34:35No, no, no, no.
34:36I guess you do.
34:37Okay.
34:38Just breathe.
34:39Like this.
34:40Ready?
34:41You do.
34:43Exhale.
34:46Calmer.
34:47Ready?
34:47Yeah.
34:50Exhale.
34:57I fucked up my wrist.
34:59I thought I was cooked for life.
35:00And my coach taught me that.
35:03You breathe in.
35:05And out.
35:08It might not fix everything, but it helps.
35:12Thanks.
35:13I feel a lot better.
35:15Yeah.
35:17Good, because I do accept PayPal, Venmo, Cash App, Apple Pay.
35:21Whatever is convenient for you.
35:23And I do have a chem test next week.
35:26So, if you're willing to be my tutor again, I would absolutely love that.
35:33Dale.
35:34Dale.
35:38Wait.
35:39This is not right.
35:41Am I totally into him?
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