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00:01I don't think we should sell. I think we should do the kitchen.
00:04Seriously?
00:05Hello, Mr. Magpie. How's the wife and kids?
00:07You and your son had some pretty intense arguments.
00:10You never mentioned Marcus?
00:11You stitched me up with that Indian kid.
00:13He lied about his confession, and we both know why.
00:16This isn't over.
00:17Whoever died here, heard they were murdered.
00:19I mean, who knows what goes on behind these doors?
00:21At least with John and Emma, we know they're not going to kill us.
00:23Hmm, it's lovely to see you all getting on so well.
00:26And I thought the tension in there, unbearable.
00:30I don't know.
01:01I don't know.
02:05Hello, Mr. Magpie.
02:07You're going to ask the builders not to leave any ladders out in case you have to walk underneath them?
02:10There are worse things to be than a little bit superstitious.
02:13Like inexplicably refusing to sign a party war agreement.
02:19What are you doing today?
02:20Not sure.
02:23What do you get up to all day?
02:27I mean, I know you're looking for work, but doesn't it get boring?
02:29I'm just not doing much, not seeing anyone.
02:34I see people.
02:35Who?
02:39Where's all this come from?
02:42I really need to speak to Derek and Barbara.
02:44You're wasting your time. I don't think you're going to be able to change your mind on this.
02:47You mean you hope I don't?
02:50I'm not the enemy.
02:52I thought this whole kitchen thing was supposed to bring us closer together.
02:57You're right. I'm sorry.
02:59I love you, yeah?
03:01I know. It's just...
03:04It's just what?
03:08Do you really think Derek and Barbara won't budge?
03:12Of course they won't.
03:14They're ignorant.
03:15And intransigent.
03:17Why do you think Marcus laughed?
03:19What do you mean?
03:20They just disappeared.
03:21No one knows what happened to him.
03:23He hated them.
03:25And it was partly because they never listened to him.
03:27How do you know that?
03:28He used to tell me.
03:29When?
03:30I never saw you with him.
03:32Yeah, Bess. You hardly knew him.
03:34No.
03:35You barely know me.
03:40What was that all about?
03:42God knows.
03:43She's just a poor, messed up, lonely kid.
03:50You all right?
03:52Uh, yeah.
03:54It's just Alan.
03:56I don't know if I want to go for a pint later.
03:58Do you?
03:59No.
04:00Not really in the mood.
04:02I think you should go.
04:03Maybe I'll text Sonia.
04:04See if she fancies a catch-up.
04:08I'm going to try and talk to Derek.
04:09Come on.
04:32He's trying to find out.
04:39I'm going to try and talk to him.
04:44Derek?
04:50Derek, Barbara, it's me.
04:52I just want to have a chat with you, if that's all right.
05:07Dad, it's me.
05:08I'm just wondering if you had any luck with the plan.
05:11Give us a call.
05:15Hiya.
05:16Hi.
05:17You're not working today?
05:18Me? Yeah, always.
05:19I'm on my way.
05:21We can't work from home when we fancy it.
05:23Oh, it's on your off.
05:25She's got a nice afternoon plan with her feet up.
05:28I mean, don't get me wrong.
05:29I wouldn't want to be a teacher for all the omelette in Spain.
05:31But with all the strikes and COVID,
05:33she's had more days off than John.
05:35And that's saying something.
05:38Yeah, sorry.
05:40I was joking about John.
05:42I know he's had quite...
05:42No, no.
05:43I think it's nice that you're going out for a drink later.
05:45I think you could do with the moan.
05:48Slow down.
05:49I haven't answered him yet.
05:50Answered him?
05:50You asked him.
05:52Well, he only just texts,
05:53asking if I fancied a pint.
05:54So, yeah, we might.
05:56But I was with him when you texted him.
05:59Must have been his fancy woman.
06:04Sorry.
06:05You know, I've got to stop doing jokes.
06:07Sonny's always telling me.
06:08No, no, you're fine.
06:09It's me.
06:10It's the extension, the builders, the plans, money.
06:12I'm just all over the place.
06:13I must have misheard.
06:15Have a good day.
06:16Yeah, you too.
06:18Hey, why don't you ask Sonny if she's free later?
06:21We could all go out.
06:22I could do with a drink.
06:23Yeah, sure.
06:24Let's do that.
06:43I could have to talk to them sooner or later.
06:46Oh?
06:47Why?
06:49They're our neighbours.
06:50Oh.
06:51Don't you see?
06:51There's a process.
06:53There are at least two objections to the little scheme so far.
06:56The longer we stole, the more likely they are to change their minds.
06:58I mean, it's not...
06:59They're not going to change their minds, Derek.
07:01They're going to build their stupid kitchen.
07:03And they're going to want to move our tree.
07:05And if they move the tree...
07:07Oh, shut up, woman.
07:08Just, just, just...
07:10Get a grip.
07:23Emma.
07:24Hi.
07:25Oh.
07:25Well, is this about the petition?
07:27Yeah.
07:27I know you think it's trivial and petty, but having this street filled with cars and vans
07:31with no consideration for the residents or for someone who works anti-social out there...
07:35I need to see your camera footage.
07:37I beg your pardon?
07:38Um, it's because I need just a little bit more evidence.
07:42Evidence of what?
07:44For the parking permits.
07:45Oh.
07:45I just thought that if I could see the CCTV evidence of the vehicles in the street,
07:50then I'd be able to make a more informed decision.
07:52And it may help me convince my husband and Sonia and Alan.
07:57So you want to borrow my footage?
07:58Is that what you're saying?
07:59I, I want to help.
08:01I just thought that if I could take it home and watch it,
08:04then if what you say is true, which I'm sure it is,
08:06then I'll sign the petition.
08:11What do you think?
08:44What do you think?
08:52John?
08:55John?
08:57John?
09:00John?
09:49Shit.
09:50Shit.
09:52Shit.
10:05Shit.
10:06Shit.
10:12Shit.
10:18Shit.
10:19Shit.
10:31Shit.
10:32Shit.
10:33Shit.
10:35Shit.
10:36Shit.
10:59Shit.
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13:43Well, it seems to me you knew exactly what you were doing when you broke into the shop and stole
13:46the phones.
13:48That's as may be, but if you don't turn up to your hearing, they're not going to look favourably at
13:52the case, are they?
13:54Okay, okay, fine. I'll see what I can do.
14:42This is Pavel who will be helping me. I don't subcontract, apart from the electrics.
14:47Well, that's...
14:49Hello, Pavel.
14:54Look, it's just, I wasn't expecting you today, Lee.
14:58I mean, we still haven't got planning permission, or the party wall agreement for that matter.
15:01Well, we need to work on the assumption that you're going to get both then, don't we?
15:06Yeah, well, I'm not sure it's going to be as easy as my wife thinks.
15:09I mean, what if the planning permission takes longer than you...
15:13Listen, I'd just put a big job back four months for this.
15:18I could lose a lot of money, so let's just make sure that doesn't happen.
15:35John, do you know how long that van's going to be there?
15:37Not now, Nick.
15:38Well, you say that, you're going to have a skip, you'll have the van, you're going to have lorries delivering
15:42steel, and God knows...
16:12You're listening to the van on the鉄塔 night, right?
16:32Right, I'm done for now. I'll be back to start the build as soon as your missus gives us the
16:36nod for the planning and the party war.
16:38Right, well, I think we should all just...
16:39I'm going to have to move your neighbour's fence and also have a word with them about that tree, will
16:43you? It's going to cause issues where it stands.
16:45The thing is, Lee, this is your payment plan as we move forward, so I'm going to need this first
16:49lot so I can order your steels and concrete.
16:52Also, there's a number on there for a port-a-loo company and a skip-hire. We'll need both.
16:59Can you just put it all in an email?
17:00Bill?
17:15Gary, here. Leave a message.
17:18Dad, what's happening? I just need to know. Please, call me.
18:30I'm sure this is going to work.
18:31Have you got the cash?
18:33Yes, I've got the money.
18:35You can trust me.
18:36You know you can.
18:37Just do what you need to do.
18:45Keep in touch.
18:59Hello?
19:01Hello?
19:17Right, what have you been up to?
19:23Hi.
19:25Pornhub.
19:26Very funny.
19:28No, it's a case file.
19:29It's boring.
19:29Where were you?
19:30I shouted for you.
19:31I was in the garden.
19:33What were you doing in the garden?
19:35Thinking.
19:36Thinking about what?
19:38When did you speak to your dad?
19:40Sorry?
19:40He left a message for you on the answer machine downstairs.
19:43Said he needed to see you.
19:44Said he had an answer.
19:46What's going on?
19:48I don't know why he would call the landline.
19:50Uh, so that I would hear it?
19:52So that we could have a fight like we're just about to?
19:54God's sake, John.
19:55Just grow up.
19:56Grow up?
19:56He fleeced us, Emma.
19:58Your own dad.
19:58Look, he's my dad.
19:59You told me that you two weren't speaking.
20:03I thought we had an agreement.
20:06Emma.
20:07He's my father.
20:08I can't stop him from calling me.
20:10Well, what's all this stuff about him having an answer then?
20:12An answer for what?
20:15What aren't you telling me?
20:18I could ask you the same thing.
20:21What's that supposed to mean?
20:24Have you asked him for money?
20:25No, of course not.
20:26Because I don't want a penny of his filthy cash.
20:27Not even the stuff he still owes us.
20:29Well, neither do I.
20:30So what do you want from him then?
20:31It can't be his love.
20:32That river ran dry years ago.
20:33Oh, Jesus.
20:35And the builder's payment breakdown's pretty bloody punchy,
20:37so that would make sense.
20:38He's my dad, for God's sake.
20:41Yeah, well, he's not mine, thank God.
20:53Jerry here.
20:54Leave a message.
20:56Your dad?
20:57We need to meet.
21:04Emma, what's this?
21:06What?
21:06Well, it's the street group chat.
21:08Nick's just posted that you've signed his petition for the parking permit.
21:12Has he?
21:12Why would you do that?
21:13I haven't.
21:14I said I'd have a think about it.
21:15Well, why would he say that?
21:17And why didn't you tell me that Lee was coming around today?
21:20Because I didn't know he was.
21:21And anyway, your phone's been switched off.
21:23Oh, well, you know, I must have been charging it or something.
21:26Listen, Lee, he wants to get going.
21:30He's rushing us.
21:31We haven't even got planning.
21:32I mean, this whole thing's becoming a bit of a nightmare.
21:35I'm worried that...
21:36John, what is wrong with you?
21:38He never used to be this stressed and anxious.
21:42Well, I don't...
21:44I don't know.
21:44I mean...
21:46I just...
21:48What?
21:49I suppose since I quit my job...
21:52I mean, maybe I shouldn't have left, but I hated it.
21:55I couldn't have...
21:56I couldn't have the stress.
21:59I just feel so...
22:01John.
22:02It's going to be fine.
22:04You have to trust me.
22:06If we don't have that, what have we got?
22:09Just...
22:09I'll find out about those drinks tonight.
22:59You have to trust me.
23:01You have to trust me.
23:12Alan?
23:13Alan?
23:14Alan?
23:16Alan?
23:21Alan?
23:23Alan?
23:26Alan?
23:27Alan?
23:29Alan?
23:31Hi, leave a message.
23:33Alan, it's me. What time you're back? Let me know if you want to do this drink later.
23:48Biscuit?
23:51Where did you go?
23:59Biscuit!
24:02Alright, Biscuit. I don't need you that badly.
24:05Playing hard to get.
24:07Oh, hi. What are you doing out here?
24:10Just looking at my house.
24:14Thinking.
24:15Like the extension?
24:17Yeah.
24:19Among other things.
24:21I was surprised.
24:23Me too.
24:26Is this what you want?
24:29Is it?
24:48Emma would say something now?
24:50What do you think she would say?
25:01See you tonight
25:03Tonight
25:05Drinks, remember?
25:22Do you do all your meetings in the park now?
25:25Well, they can't bug you out here
25:27Why does that not feel like a joke?
25:30Come on, who do you think I am?
25:33A property developer who'll go to any lengths to make a profit regardless of the law since you ask
25:37And one day, it could all be yours
25:39No thanks, I'm one of the good guys
25:42Sure, till it comes to planning applications
25:46You said you had an answer
25:47Yeah, yeah
25:49I'm really fine and thank you for asking
25:51Oh, come on, Dad
25:52Don't play the happy family card with me
25:55Well, you ask me a big favour
25:56Then you tell me I'm a bad father
25:59I didn't say you're a bad father, you did
26:01You got my message then, yeah
26:04Couldn't get through on your mobile
26:06Yeah, that was a dick move and you know it
26:07You knew John would hear that
26:09Well, I can't call you?
26:10You know what I'm talking about
26:13I like him
26:14No, please, let's not do this
26:15I mean, he's not exactly the man I'd hoped that my only child would finish up with, but
26:19Okay, so what kind of man would survive?
26:21Because after all, Dad, I am here to make you happy
26:24He can't hold down a job when he makes his wife go out to earn a crust
26:29It's not the 1970s
26:31He didn't send me out to work, I love my job
26:34God, no wonder Mum left you
26:36I miss you, Mum
26:38She misses you
26:40Does she?
26:41No, she literally moved to Australia, that's how much she misses you
26:44Right
26:45Well, she left us both
26:50So, do you want the good news or the bad news?
26:52Oh, for God's sake, please
26:54Just tell me
26:55Well, the good news is you got your planning
26:57Really?
26:58Really?
26:59Oh, thank you
27:00Thank you
27:01Yeah, hang on
27:02You haven't heard the bad news
27:04What?
27:05I'm afraid
27:07You're going to have to do the extension
27:08And it's going to be a bloody nightmare
27:10Shut up
27:13So, how do I thank you?
27:15Your old man can't do you a favour?
27:17Not for free, no
27:20Nice
27:22Give Beth a kiss for me
27:25Listen, sorry, sorry, Dad
27:26I shouldn't have said that
27:30Send John my best
27:56They wrote to us
27:59The surveyors, they sent us an email
28:01Oh
28:02I didn't get an email
28:03They made the party wall award
28:05Okay, well
28:05I haven't
28:06They've ignored our concerns
28:07The light
28:09They said we have to let you do as you asked
28:11They said we have to let you move our fence one metre
28:13While you dig your foundations
28:15While you build your wall
28:17They said we have no choice in the matter
28:18I can't believe this is happening to us
28:21That you're doing this to us
28:22Barbara, I'm not doing this to upset you
28:24Upset us?
28:26Upset us?
28:26You have no idea
28:28Just help me understand this
28:29Because I'm really struggling here
28:30Why is this such a big deal?
28:33It's just a kitchen extension
28:34We'll keep fighting the planning
28:35Trust me
28:37We have a case
28:38Well, that's the other thing
28:40The planning's gone through
28:46You're not moving our tree
28:49Do you hear me?
28:51Why?
28:51Have you got something to hide?
28:55We'll do what we'll have to do, Derek
28:57Over my dead body
29:05Barbara
29:19You look nice
29:21Thanks
29:24Maybe I should get changed
29:25No, you look fine
29:26We're only going to the pub
29:28Well, it's very nice of you to make such an effort for Alan
29:30Funny
29:32Has it ever occurred to you that maybe I'll try and make an effort for you?
29:36So it looks like Lee can start on Monday
29:38Are you okay with that?
29:40What about the planning?
29:42We've got it
29:43I don't know
29:46Monday's great if that's what worked first
29:49You're okay with it?
29:50Emma
29:51It's your money
29:53It's our money
29:54We're married, remember?
29:56Promise me one thing
29:58Sure
29:59Your dad has nothing to do with it
30:01Yeah
30:01Of course
30:03Great
30:05Let's go and celebrate
30:09John
30:10What do you think of me?
30:12Where did that come from?
30:14I don't know
30:15It's just been ages since we've been out together
30:18I can barely get you to agree to a takeaway these days
30:20Let alone a night out at the pub
30:22We went to Sonia and Alan's the other night
30:24Yeah
30:26Sonia's
30:26And Alan
30:29Emma, what's wrong?
30:31I don't know
30:32I just think maybe we should see other people
30:34Other people?
30:36Oh, you mean other
30:37You mean other friends?
30:39Why?
30:39What did you?
30:40Oh God
30:41Why would I suggest that?
30:43I don't know
30:43Yeah
30:44It's not exactly you, is it?
30:52Are you ready?
30:55Alan?
31:00Alan?
31:08Coming, my love
31:38Bastards
32:24Oh. Thanks for this. Not at all. I won't be needing it. And I won't be needing parking permits, but
32:29best of luck. Oh, and not only have I not signed your petition, despite what you've told the rest of
32:33the street, I won't be signing your petition. You said you would.
32:36I said I'd think about it. And I've thought about it. Nick, we're going to be needing builders, cranes, skips,
32:43concrete pourers, plumbers, electricians, portable toilets. And that's before we've even thought about the decoration. So it's not going to
32:50work for us.
32:50Well, here's news. You've got to get past planning first.
32:54Oh, yeah. About that. The plan's gone through. So that's that. Oh, and can you move your camera away from
33:00looking at our house? I'm a lawyer. It invades our privacy.
33:05Shame. Makes interesting viewing. We'll just have to see what the rest of the street make of it.
33:19What was that about? No idea.
33:26What was that about? No idea.
33:42Let's see.
33:42Let's see.
33:42Let's go.
33:42Let's go.
33:43Let's go.
33:45Let's go.
33:48Let's go.
33:49Let's go.
33:50Let's go.
33:53But you, you, you never understood what was going on.
33:57You're a fool.
33:59I'm not a fool, Derek.
34:01Please stop.
34:02That's why he isn't here.
34:03It's your fault.
34:05Oh, don't say that.
34:06You can't say that.
34:07None of these people, they're going to ruin everything.
34:10Everything.
34:12Well, they'll have to kill me first.
34:36Excuse me.
34:38Are you Beth?
34:52I mean, I want CCTV in a bloody cul-de-sac anyway.
34:56The man's paranoid.
34:58I mean, that's for the parking purpose.
34:59You can go and stick him.
35:00That's what I said to him.
35:01I think he just thought that because I said I'd look at his petition,
35:04he just presumed I'd be on board, did you?
35:07No, I can't stand the man.
35:08No, me neither.
35:10He reminds me of my dad and his mates when we were kids.
35:12One summer, they set up a neighborhood watch
35:14and then spent every evening getting together and watching movies
35:17like Magnificent Seven and One and Two and a half.
35:21No way.
35:22No, it's true.
35:23And then all revved up,
35:24they'd go out hunting for vagabonds and villains
35:26on with golf clubs and air pistols.
35:28Who's making that up?
35:30Yeah, seriously.
35:31What happened?
35:32Well, nothing.
35:32They never found anyone.
35:33Apart from one time,
35:34they did come across some poor teenager
35:36who was trying to have a quiet spliff
35:37and they asked him so much,
35:38he ended up giving them all his weed
35:40and then they spent the rest of the summer completely stoned.
35:44The amount of times I've heard that story.
35:46Oh, it's hilarious.
35:48It's bullshit.
35:49Alan.
35:50Well, it's not true, is it, John?
35:53Well, it's one of your embellishments.
35:57It didn't happen.
36:01Well, it's not a big deal.
36:02I just like the truth.
36:05Oh, come on, John.
36:06You're a great guy,
36:07but you do love to exaggerate
36:09and you like an audience.
36:11It's not a bad thing.
36:13I mean, they're pretty good stories.
36:17Just going to get the loop.
36:25I'll get some more drinks.
36:32What's that about?
36:33Oh, God knows.
36:35It seems like there's something going on between them.
36:39Like what?
36:39I don't know.
36:40It's just when men talk to each other like that,
36:42there's usually something deeper going on.
36:45And how do women handle it?
36:47Well, I'd like to think we could tell each other the truth.
36:51Truth.
36:52Although my job, I have come to realise that people
36:54only ever tell you what they need you to hear.
36:57Truth is very overrated in my game.
37:00Yeah, I guess it must be.
37:02I suppose when you think about it,
37:04is it really even that important?
37:07Well, what else have we got?
37:20Are you serious?
37:24Cheers.
37:25Cheers.
37:31Oh, my God.
37:34You're on a deal, Ted.
37:35If you say so.
37:36You're the boss.
37:43Another one?
37:58Cheers.
37:58Cheers.
37:58Cheers.
37:58Cheers.
38:29I was just taking a piss before, yeah?
38:31No hard feelings.
38:32What I mean is true, you do like to exaggerate.
38:35What the fuck is wrong with you?
38:36With me?
38:37Yeah, why would you say all that? I thought we were mates.
38:39So did I.
38:49You need a line, love.
38:52Now let's get drunk.
39:20I'll tell you what, we are going to have a huge party when this thing's done.
39:24You'll have no money left to throw one.
39:26Yeah, that's without the extra cost in parking permits.
39:29Oh, I'm just so relieved we're not moving anymore.
39:32You're all right, mate.
39:34Sorry about what happened earlier.
39:37You know, I think I'd really miss everyone.
39:40Apart from him.
39:44I've got an idea.
39:45Come on.
39:46Let's give Nick a little surprise.
39:48Really?
39:49Come on.
39:49You're going to do this?
39:50Yeah, yeah, let's go for it.
39:52One.
39:54Two.
39:56Three.
40:14Good night in the end.
40:16No, thanks to you.
40:19What was all that about with John?
40:21It was nothing.
40:23You know, it was just brander.
40:24I was calling him out, that's all.
40:26But why?
40:27He's a friend.
40:28Isn't that what friends do?
40:30Besides, why do you care?
40:42Why do you think Alan was a bit weird with you earlier?
40:45He's just being a dick.
40:46You know what he's like.
40:47I don't know.
40:48It just seemed like you wanted to say something.
40:50It's fine.
40:51Don't worry about it.
40:52I'm not.
41:02I'm just getting that seat pass back.
41:15So I was right.
41:15You do want something.
41:16We should meet.
41:18Talk face to face.
41:19I knew it.
41:20I knew it was too good to be true.
41:22It's not for me.
41:23It's for the guy who sorted the planning.
41:25Emma?
41:27Emma?
41:28I'll call you tomorrow and it better be kosher.
41:34Emma?
41:35You heard from Beth?
41:37She's not in.
41:38No, she's probably just out with her mates.
41:41What are you doing out here anyway?
41:48John, what's that?
41:58What's that?
42:03What is that on the back?
42:18One for sorrow.
42:48I NhuM, it's for you.
42:49I know he's coming out.
42:49I know he's going out.
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