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00:01I don't think we should sell. I think we should do the kitchen.
00:04Seriously?
00:05Hello, Mr. Magpie. How's the wife and kids?
00:07You and your son had some pretty intense arguments.
00:10You never mentioned Marcus?
00:11You stitched me up with that Indian kid.
00:13He lied about his confession, and we both know why.
00:16This isn't over.
00:17Whoever died here, heard they were murdered.
00:19I mean, who knows what goes on behind these doors?
00:21At least with John and Emma, we know they're not going to kill us.
00:23Hmm, it's lovely to see you all getting on so well.
00:26And I thought the tension in there, unbearable.
00:30I don't know.
01:01I don't know.
02:05Hello, Mr. Magpie.
02:07You're going to ask the builders not to leave any ladders out in case you have to walk underneath them?
02:10There are worse things to be than a little bit superstitious.
02:13Like inexplicably refusing to sign a party war agreement.
02:19What are you doing today?
02:20Not sure.
02:23What do you get up to all day?
02:27I mean, I know you're looking for work, but doesn't it get boring?
02:29I'm just not doing much, not seeing anyone.
02:34I see people.
02:35Who?
02:39Where's all this come from?
02:42I really need to speak to Derek and Barbara.
02:44You're wasting your time. I don't think you're going to be able to change your mind on this.
02:47You mean you hope I don't?
02:50I'm not the enemy.
02:52I thought this whole kitchen thing was supposed to bring us closer together.
02:57You're right. I'm sorry.
02:59I love you, yeah?
03:01I know. It's just...
03:04It's just what?
03:08Do you really think Derek and Barbara won't budge?
03:12Of course they won't.
03:14They're ignorant.
03:15And intransigent.
03:17Why do you think Marcus laughed?
03:19What do you mean?
03:20They just disappeared.
03:21No one knows what happened to him.
03:23He hated them.
03:25And it was partly because they never listened to him.
03:27How do you know that?
03:28He used to tell me.
03:29When?
03:30I never saw you with him.
03:32Yeah, Bess. You hardly knew him.
03:34No.
03:35You barely know me.
03:40What was that all about?
03:42God knows.
03:43She's just a poor, messed up, lonely kid.
03:50You all right?
03:52Uh, yeah.
03:54It's just Alan.
03:56I don't know if I want to go for a pint later.
03:58Do you?
03:59No.
04:00Not really in the mood.
04:02I think you should go.
04:03Maybe I'll text Sonia.
04:04See if she fancies a catch-up.
04:08I'm going to try and talk to Derek.
04:09Come on.
04:13I'll explain to you.
04:15I'll talk to you later.
04:15Um, do you want to talk to Derek.
04:19Um, do you want toicemail?
04:50Derek, Barbara, it's me.
04:52I just want to have a chat with you, if that's all right.
05:07Dad, it's me, just wondering if you had any luck with the planning.
05:11Give us a call.
05:15Hiya.
05:16Hi.
05:17You're not working today?
05:18Me?
05:18Yeah, always.
05:19I'm on my way.
05:21We can't all work from home when we fancy it.
05:23Oh, if Sonia are off?
05:25She's got a nice afternoon plan with her feet up.
05:28I mean, don't get me wrong.
05:29I wouldn't want to be a teacher for all the omelette in Spain.
05:31But with all the strikes and COVID, she's had more days off than John.
05:35And that's saying something.
05:38Sorry.
05:40I was joking about John.
05:42I know he's had quite...
05:42No, no, I think it's nice that you're going out for a drink later.
05:46I think you could do with the moan.
05:48Slow down.
05:49I haven't answered him yet.
05:50Answered him?
05:50You asked him.
05:52Well, he only just takes asking if I fancied a pint.
05:54So, yeah, we might.
05:56But I was with him when you text him.
05:59Must have been his fancy woman.
06:04Sorry.
06:05You know, I've got to stop doing jokes.
06:07Sonia's always telling me.
06:08No, no, you're fine.
06:09It's me.
06:10It's the extension, the builders, the plans, money.
06:12I'm just all over the place.
06:13I must have misheard.
06:15Have a good day.
06:16Yeah, you too.
06:18Hey, why don't you ask Sonia if she's free later?
06:21We could all go out.
06:22I could do with a drink.
06:23Yeah, sure.
06:24Let's do that.
06:43I could have to talk to them sooner or later.
06:46Oh?
06:47Why?
06:49They're our neighbours.
06:50Oh.
06:51Don't you see?
06:51There's a process.
06:53There are at least two objections to the little scheme so far.
06:56The longer we stole, the more likely they are to change their minds.
06:58I mean, it's not...
06:59They're not going to change their minds, Derek.
07:01They're going to build their stupid kitchen.
07:03And they're going to want to move our tree.
07:05And if they move the tree...
07:07Oh, shut up, woman.
07:08Just, just, just...
07:10Get a grip.
07:23Emma.
07:24Hi.
07:25Oh.
07:25Well, is this about the petition?
07:27Yeah.
07:27I know you think it's trivial and petty, but having this street filled with cars and vans
07:31with no consideration for the residents or for someone who works anti-social out there...
07:35I need to see your camera footage.
07:37I beg your pardon?
07:38Um, it's because I need just a little bit more evidence.
07:42Evidence of what?
07:44For the parking permits.
07:45Oh.
07:45I just thought that if I could see the CCTV evidence of the vehicles in the street,
07:50then I'd be able to make a more informed decision.
07:52And it may help me convince my husband and Sonia and Alan.
07:57So you want to borrow my footage?
07:58Is that what you're saying?
07:59I want to help.
08:01I just thought that if I could take it home and watch it,
08:04then if what you say is true, which I'm sure it is,
08:06then I'll sign the petition.
08:11What do you think?
08:13What do you think?
08:44What do you think?
08:53John?
08:55John?
08:58John?
09:00John?
09:01John?
09:03John?
09:04John?
09:04John?
09:06John?
09:07John?
09:09John?
09:11John?
09:49Shit.
10:12Shit.
10:27Shit.
10:31Shit.
10:33Shit.
10:34Shit.
10:36Shit.
10:42Shit.
10:59Shit.
11:01Shit.
11:01Shit.zy.
11:02Joy.ination
11:03.yandrea.
11:03How do
11:03you bring us allers?
11:04Whatever.
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13:43Well, it seems to me you knew exactly what you were doing when you broke into the shop and stole
13:46the phones.
13:48That's as may be, but if you don't turn up to your hearing, they're not going to look favourably at
13:52the case, are they?
13:54Okay, okay, fine. I'll see what I can do.
14:27I'll see what I can do.
14:42This is Pavel, who will be helping me. I don't subcontract, apart from the electrics.
15:15Well, that's...
15:17four months for this. I could lose a lot of money, so let's just make sure that doesn't happen.
15:35John, do you know how long that van's going to have a skip, you'll have the van, you're going to
15:41have lorries delivering steel and God knows...
16:06And what you're talking about?
16:11I don't care. You'll have to be able to đâu equerry Arbeit.
16:12I don't want to take care of the van, I don't want to take care of your own soul here.
16:13There's going to be nokeln. It's going to be a principal because you've had been missing.
16:32Right, I'm done for now. I'll be back to start the build as soon as your missus gives us the
16:36nod for the planning and the party war.
16:38Right, well, I think we should all just...
16:39I'm going to have to move your neighbour's fence and also have a word with them about that tree, will
16:43you? It's going to cause issues where it stands.
16:45The thing is, Lee, this is your payment plan as we move forward, so I'm going to need this first
16:49lot so I can order your steels and concrete.
16:52Also, there's a number on there for a port-a-loo company and a skip-hire. We'll need both.
16:59Can you just put it all in an email?
17:12I will.
17:15Gary here. Leave a message.
17:18Dad, what's happening? I just need to know. Please, call me.
17:25There we go.
17:37I have a來.
17:38And see you next time.
17:45I'll see you next time.
17:46Goodbye.
17:47Goodbye.
17:48Goodbye.
17:50Goodbye.
17:51Goodbye.
17:53Goodbye.
18:30I'm sure this is going to work.
18:31Have you got the cash?
18:33Yes, I've got the money.
18:35You can trust me. You know you can.
18:37Just do what you need to do.
18:45Keep in touch.
19:00Hello?
19:17Right. What have you been up to?
19:23Hi.
19:25Pornhub.
19:26Very funny.
19:28No, it's a case file. It's boring.
19:29Where were you? I shouted for you.
19:31I was in the garden.
19:33What were you doing in the garden?
19:35Thinking.
19:36Thinking about what?
19:38When did you speak to your dad?
19:40Sorry?
19:41He left a message for you on the answer machine downstairs.
19:43Said he needed to see you. Said he had an answer.
19:46What's going on?
19:48I don't know why he would call the landline.
19:50Uh, so that I would hear it? So that we could have a fight like we're just about to?
19:54God's sake, John. Just grow up.
19:56Grow up? He fleeced us, Emma. Your own dad.
19:58Look, he's my dad.
19:59You told me that you two weren't speaking.
20:03I thought we had an agreement.
20:06Emma!
20:07He's my father. I can't stop him from calling me.
20:10Well, what's all this stuff about him having an answer, then?
20:12An answer for what?
20:15What aren't you telling me?
20:18I could ask you the same thing.
20:21What's that supposed to mean?
20:24Have you asked him for money?
20:25No, of course not.
20:26Because I don't want a penny of his filthy cash.
20:27Not even the stuff he still owes us.
20:29Well, neither do I.
20:30So what do you want from him, then?
20:31It can't be his love. That river ran dry years ago.
20:33Oh, Jesus.
20:35And the builder's payment breakdown's pretty bloody punchy, so that would make sense.
20:38He's my dad, for God's sake.
20:41Yeah, well, he's not mine, thank God.
20:53Jerry here. Leave a message.
20:56Your dad?
20:57We need to meet.
21:04Emma, what's this?
21:05What?
21:06Well, it's the street group chat.
21:08Nick's just posted that you've signed his petition for the parking permit.
21:12Has he?
21:12Why would you do that?
21:13I haven't.
21:14I said I'd have a think about it.
21:15Well, why would he say that?
21:17And why didn't you tell me that Lee was coming round today?
21:20Because I didn't know he was.
21:21And anyway, your phone's been switched off.
21:23Oh, well, you know, I must have been charging it or something.
21:26Listen, Lee, he wants to get going.
21:30He's rushing us.
21:31We haven't even got planning.
21:32Emma, this whole thing's becoming a bit of a nightmare.
21:34I'm worried that...
21:36John, what is wrong with you?
21:38You never used to be this stressed and anxious.
21:42I don't know.
21:45I just...
21:48What?
21:48I suppose since I quit my job, I mean, maybe I shouldn't have left, but I hated it.
21:55I couldn't have...
21:56I couldn't have no stress.
21:59I just feel so...
22:01John, it's going to be fine.
22:04You have to trust me.
22:06If we don't have that, what have we got?
22:09Just find out about those drinks tonight.
22:10I don't know.
23:31Hi, leave a message.
23:33Alan, it's me.
23:34What time you're back?
23:36Let me know if you want to do this drink later.
23:47Biscuit?
23:50Where did you go?
23:59Biscuit.
24:02All right, Biscuit. I don't need you that badly.
24:05Playing hard to get.
24:07Oh, hi. What are you doing out here?
24:10Just looking at my house.
24:14Thinking.
24:15About the extension?
24:17Yeah.
24:19Among other things.
24:21I was surprised.
24:23Me too.
24:25Is this what you want?
24:30Is it?
24:48Emma would say something now?
24:50What do you think she would say?
25:02See you tonight.
25:04Tonight?
25:05Drinks, remember?
25:22You do all your meetings in the park now?
25:25Well, they can't bug you out here.
25:27Why does that not feel like a joke?
25:30Come on.
25:31Who do you think I am?
25:33A property developer who'll go to any lengths to make a profit regardless of the law since you ask.
25:37And one day, it could all be yours.
25:40No, thanks.
25:41I'm one of the good guys.
25:42Sure.
25:43Till it comes to planning applications.
25:46You said you had an answer.
25:47Yeah.
25:48Yeah.
25:49I'm really fine and thank you for asking.
25:51Oh, come on, Dad.
25:53Don't play the happy family card with me.
25:55Well, you ask me a big favour.
25:57Then you tell me I'm a bad father.
25:59I didn't say you're a bad father.
26:00You did.
26:01You got my message then.
26:04Couldn't get through on your mobile.
26:05Yeah, that was a dick move and you know it.
26:07You knew John would hear that.
26:09Well, I can't call you.
26:10You know what I'm talking about.
26:13I like him.
26:14No, please.
26:14Let's not do this.
26:15I mean, he's not exactly the man I'd hoped that my only child would finish up with, but...
26:20Okay, so what kind of man would survive?
26:21Because after all, Dad, I am here to make you happy.
26:24He can't hold down a job when he makes his wife go out to earn a crust.
26:29It's not the 1970s.
26:32He didn't send me out to work.
26:33I love my job.
26:34God, no wonder Mum left you.
26:36I miss you, Mum.
26:38She misses you.
26:40Does she?
26:41No.
26:41She literally moved to Australia that time when she misses you.
26:45Right.
26:45Well, she left us both.
26:50So, do you want the good news or the bad news?
26:52Oh, for God's sake, please.
26:54Just tell me.
26:55Well, the good news is you've got your planning.
26:57Really?
26:58Really?
26:59Oh, thank you.
27:01Hang on.
27:02You haven't heard the bad news.
27:04What?
27:05I'm afraid.
27:07You're going to have to do the extension and it's going to be a bloody nightmare.
27:10Shut up.
27:13So, how do I thank you?
27:15Your old man can't do you a favour?
27:17Not for free, no.
27:20Nice.
27:22Give Beth a kiss for me.
27:25Listen, sorry, sorry, Dad. I shouldn't have said that.
27:27Send John my best.
27:56they wrote to us
27:59the surveyors they sent us an email
28:01oh
28:01I didn't get an email
28:03they made the party wall award
28:04okay well
28:05we've ignored our concerns
28:07the light
28:09they said we have to let you do as you asked
28:11they said we have to let you move our fence one meter
28:13while you dig your foundations
28:15while you build your wall
28:17they said we have no choice in the matter
28:18I can't believe this is happening to us
28:21that you're doing this to us
28:22Barbara I'm not doing this to upset you really
28:24upset us?
28:25upset us?
28:26you have no idea
28:28just help me understand this
28:29because I'm really struggling here
28:30why is this such a big deal?
28:33it's just a kitchen extension
28:34we'll keep fighting the planning
28:35trust me
28:37we have a case
28:38well
28:38that's the other thing
28:40the planning's gone through
28:47you're not moving our tree
28:49do you hear me?
28:51why?
28:52have you got something to hide?
28:55we'll do what we'll have to do Derek
28:57over my dead body
29:04Barbara
29:17you look nice
29:20thanks
29:24maybe I should get changed
29:25no you look fine
29:26we're only going to the pub
29:28well it's very nice of you to make such an effort for Alan
29:30funny
29:32has it ever occurred to you that maybe I try and make an effort for you?
29:36so it looks like Lee can start on Monday
29:38are you okay with that?
29:40what about the planning?
29:42we got it
29:43I don't know
29:46Monday's great if that's what works best
29:49you're okay with it?
29:50Emma
29:51it's your money
29:53it's our money
29:54we're married remember?
29:56promise me one thing
29:58sure
29:59your dad has nothing to do with it
30:01yeah
30:01of course
30:03great
30:05let's go and celebrate
30:09John
30:10what do you think of me?
30:12where did that come from?
30:15I don't know
30:15it's just been ages since we've been out together
30:18I can barely get you to agree to a takeaway these days
30:20let alone a night out at the pub
30:22we went to Sonia and Alan's the other night
30:24yeah
30:26Sonia's
30:26and Alan
30:29Emma what's wrong?
30:31I don't know
30:32I just think maybe we should see other people
30:34other people?
30:36oh you mean other
30:37you mean other friends
30:38why?
30:39what did you
30:40oh god
30:41why would I suggest that?
30:43I don't know
30:43yeah
30:44it's not exactly you is it
30:52hey ready
30:55Alan?
31:00Alan
31:08coming
31:09my love
31:38bastards
32:08dance
32:23oh
32:24thanks for this
32:25not at all
32:26I won't be needing it
32:27and I won't be needing parking permits
32:28but best of luck
32:29oh and not only have I not signed your petition
32:32despite what you've told the rest of the street
32:34I won't be signing your petition
32:35you said you would
32:36I said I'd think about it
32:38and I've thought about it
32:39Nick we're going to be needing
32:41builders
32:41cranes
32:42skips
32:43concrete pourers
32:44plumbers
32:45electricians
32:45portable toilets
32:46and that's before we've even thought about the decorating
32:48so it's not going to work for us
32:50well here's news
32:51you've got to get past planning first
32:53oh yeah
32:55about that
32:55the plan's gone through
32:56so that's that
32:58oh and can you move your camera away from looking at our house
33:01I'm a lawyer
33:02it invades our privacy
33:05Shane
33:05makes interesting viewing
33:08we'll just have to see what the rest of the street make of it
33:19what was that about
33:20no idea
33:53but you
33:54you
33:54you
33:55you never understood what was going on
33:57you're a fool
33:58I'm not a fool
34:00Derek
34:01please stop
34:02that's why he isn't here
34:03it's your fault
34:04oh don't say that
34:06you can't say that
34:07now these people
34:08they're going to ruin everything
34:10everything
34:12well they'll have to
34:13kill me first
34:36excuse me
34:37are you Beth?
34:52I mean I want CCTV in a bloody cul-de-sac anyway
34:56the man's paranoid
34:58I mean that's for the parking purpose
34:59you can go and stick it
35:00that's what I said to him
35:01I think he just thought that because I said I'd look at his petition
35:04you just presumed I'd be on board the idiot
35:06you know I can't stand the man
35:08no me neither
35:10he reminds me of my dad and his maids when we were kids
35:12one summer they set up a neighbourhood watch
35:14and then spent every evening getting together and watching movies like
35:18Magnificent Seven and One and One and One and One and One and One
35:36No way
35:37they asked him so much
35:38he ended up giving them all his weed
35:40and then they spent the rest of the summer completely stoned
35:44the amount of times I've heard that story
35:46oh it's hilarious
35:47it's bullshit
35:48Alan
35:50well it's not true is it John
35:53oh it's one of your embellishments
35:56it didn't happen
36:01well it's not a big deal
36:02I just like the truth
36:05oh come on John
36:06you're a great guy
36:07but yeah do love to exaggerate
36:09and you like an audience
36:11it's not a bad thing
36:13I mean they're pretty good stories
36:17just gonna get the loop
36:24I'll get some more drinks
36:32what's that about?
36:33god knows
36:35seems like there's something going on between them
36:38like what?
36:39I don't know
36:40it's just when men talk to each other like that
36:42there's usually something deeper going on
36:45and how do women handle it?
36:47well
36:48I'd like to think we could tell each other the truth
36:51truth?
36:52although my job I have come to realise that people
36:54only ever tell you what they need you to hear
36:57truth is very
36:59overrated and my game
37:00yeah
37:00I guess it must be
37:02I suppose when you think about it
37:04is it really even that important?
37:07well
37:07what else have we got?
37:19are you serious?
37:23cheers
37:24cheers
37:30oh my god
37:33if you say so
37:35you're the boss
37:42you're the boss
38:23cheers
38:25cheers
38:25hey john
38:29I was just taking a piss before
38:30no hard feelings
38:32well I mean it's true
38:33you do like to exaggerate
38:34what the fuck is wrong with you?
38:36with me?
38:37yeah why would you say all that?
38:38I thought we were mates
38:39so did I
38:49you need a line up
38:52now let's get drunk
39:17I tell you what
39:20we are going to have a huge party
39:23when this thing's done
39:24you'll have no money left to throw one
39:26yeah that's without the extra cost
39:28in parking permits
39:29oh I'm just so relieved
39:30we're not moving anymore
39:32you're alright mate
39:34sorry about what happened to you
39:36you know I think I'd really miss everyone
39:40apart from him
39:44I've got an idea
39:45come on
39:46let's give Nick a little surprise
39:48really?
39:49come on
39:49you're going to do this?
39:50yeah
39:50yeah let's go for it
39:52one
39:53two
39:56three
39:56yeah
40:13good night in the end
40:16no thanks to you
40:19what was all that about with John?
40:21it was nothing
40:23you know it was just brander
40:24I was calling him out
40:25that's all
40:25but why?
40:27he's a friend
40:28isn't that what friends do?
40:30besides why do you care?
40:42why do you think Alan was a bit weird with you earlier?
40:45he's just being a dick
40:46you know what he's like
40:47I don't know
40:48it just seemed like you wanted to say something
40:50it's fine
40:51don't worry about it
40:52I'm not
41:02I'm just getting out to see if Beth's back
41:15so I was right
41:15you do want something
41:16we should meet
41:18it's all face to face
41:19I knew it
41:20I knew it was too good to be true
41:22it's not for me
41:23it's for the guy who sorted the planning
41:25Emma?
41:27I'll call you tomorrow
41:28and it better be kosher
41:34Emma?
41:35you heard from Beth?
41:37she's not in
41:38no she's probably just out with her mates
41:41what are you doing out here anyway?
41:49John?
41:51what's that?
42:03what is that on the back?
42:18one for sorrow
42:36he's not in
42:39I 1
42:47it's not in
42:50you
42:54it's not in
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