00:13What are you doing?
00:16Just work chats.
00:25And since when do you communicate with kiss emojis at work?
00:29It's nothing, it's just...
00:35Wait, did you change your password?
00:38They made me do it at work. You know, security and all that.
00:44Okay, let's check.
00:52Oh my God, Dorothy, are you okay?
00:55Yes, I'm fine, ma'am.
00:57You sure you're okay?
01:00Yes, yes.
01:08Here.
01:14I have nothing to...
01:23But... I... but I saw the message.
01:27You've become so paranoid you just imagined it. There's nothing to worry about.
01:35Okay.
01:37I'm sorry.
01:42What are you doing?
01:44No. Let me see.
01:48This is too much.
01:50I'm tired of your constant suspicions.
01:54Thanks for ruining me.
02:09Are you all right, ma'am?
02:12No, I'm not.
02:14No, I'm not.
02:16I don't know if... if I'm going crazy or my cheating husband is just treating me like I'm a fool
02:25and I don't even have any proof and...
02:33Well, I guess I know how to help you.
02:39Infidelity investigating agency.
02:42They helped me once.
02:44I hope they will help you too.
03:00Oops.
03:02Dropped my napkin.
03:04I'm sorry.
03:17What a guy.
03:19So...
03:21You want our agency to engage in the maximum level of testing for your husband?
03:25Yeah.
03:27I want to know for sure if my husband is cheating on me.
03:31So make it hell for him.
03:35Your wish is our command.
03:40Again?
03:41Grant, I mean, it's the third time and I don't know.
03:45The last two minutes.
03:46Yeah, I told you.
03:47He has this thing for cleanliness.
03:50He was very sick as a child.
03:53So since then, germs have been his biggest fear.
03:57Hmm.
03:58Got it.
04:03That gives me the perfect idea on how to test your husband.
04:12Who is this little cutie pie?
04:14This is Mimi.
04:16She's ideal for our plan.
04:18Let's go.
04:20Okay.
04:31What the hell?
04:32I'm so sorry.
04:33My dog sneezed.
04:35Are you nuts?
04:39Nice work.
04:43Sorry.
04:43I just don't know what's more entertaining.
04:45Hispanic or his dedication to sanitizers.
04:50Oh.
04:51Oh wait.
04:55Choose your husband's hair color.
05:00Um...
05:01...
05:04...
05:31that awful noise. My ears are still ringing. I don't know. Maybe you had a
05:37nightmare? Are you feeling okay? Yeah. Yeah, I think so. What the hell is this?
05:53This is my hair. Am I going bald? Okay, honey. Okay, babe, look. I noticed it the
06:01other day. I just didn't want to tell you because I didn't want to feel you
06:05self-conscious, you know? No, this can't be happening. Okay, let me show it to you.
06:15See?
06:27How is this possible? Am I sick? Hey, feel my forehead. Am I hot? Babe, look, you look sick
06:38and I don't want to catch anything. And recently I heard about this new awful flu which is spreading
06:47around, so... New flu? No, no, no. This is nonsense. I just need to get some fresh air. Then I'll
07:01feel better. Yeah, but wait. You should wear this. It's because your bald spot is already
07:10showing, so... Man, what a crazy morning. Yeah. What a crazy morning. It's just beginning.
07:27Look, buddy! You're looking old, man! Hey, buddy, who are you? What do you mean, who am I?
07:37I'm Freddy. Come on, Freddy the bunny. What? Wait, didn't you study at Gordon Lake School?
07:44Uh, no. Man, that's embarrassing. I thought you were someone else, man. Have a good one.
07:55Weirdo.
07:59What took so long? I'm sorry.
08:30Good evening. Our studio has just received an urgent message that an epidemic of...
08:36Waiter! Turn the TV off!
08:38The dog flu is transmitted by small, sneezing dogs. The symptoms appear immediately. Hair loss,
08:46itchy skull, stomach issues, high fever, and in some cases, death. If you're experiencing
08:53any of these symptoms, please contact a doctor immediately.
09:15Quickly. Quickly. Quickly. He's going to the bathroom. Run. Yeah. You're up.
09:31Are you kidding me?
09:40911. What's your emergency?
09:42Hello? Send an ambulance. Quickly. I have dog flu. I don't want to die.
09:48Send someone out.
09:49Sir, what is your name and location?
09:51My name is Michael Mortimer. I'm at the Felicida restaurant.
09:56And what's your emergency?
09:57I have dog flu. I am deathly ill. Can't you hear me? I have all the symptoms.
10:03Sir, you seem to be having a panic attack. I need you to calm down and breathe with me.
10:08Are you kidding me? I'm about to die. Send someone out.
10:15Well, it is going up.
10:22Heard it? You're up.
10:26911? Yeah, listen. You just received a call from my friend at Felicida restaurant.
10:30Yes. He was talking nonsense about an imaginary disease.
10:34Yeah, I'm so embarrassed. He's drunk and he doesn't know what he's saying. Please, just disregard the call.
10:38Are you sure Everson is okay? I can dispatch an ambulance to check.
10:42No, no, no. Only if you want to distract medic from treating a non-existent disease and my drunken friend.
10:47I understand you, sir. Canceling the call. And I strongly suggest you get your friend home and make sure he
10:53doesn't drink anymore.
10:53Great. Sorry about that.
10:55Yeah, we'll be taking him home all right.
10:59Well, everything's going exactly as planned.
11:02Me.
11:04Quickly, go change clothes.
11:06Yeah.
11:23The doctor's already here. Sir, can you tell me what exactly happened to you?
11:27I need medical assistance. I have all the symptoms of this damn dark flu.
11:31Are you a joker? If you're not mistaken, then dark flu can be really, really deadly, huh?
11:36What I'm going to do, I'm going to test your temperature, all right?
11:39It's first fold. Bend. Bend your forehead.
11:42That's it. You've got a fever of 107.
11:46At one temperature do people die?
11:49Actually, at 106.
11:51Oh, God. I'm pissed.
11:54You'll help me, right?
11:55Please, sir.
11:57Please, sir.
11:57Just remain calm first fold. That's all you've got to do, all right?
11:59Just remain calm and stay still.
12:01Attention. Critical patient in road and prepare to ER.
12:06We'll get the coroner, just in case.
12:08What?
12:09Sir, you follow me? You hear? What's your name, sir?
12:14Michael.
12:15Michael.
12:16What I'm going to do right now is give you a sedative, okay?
12:18Bend over. Just bend over. Don't worry.
12:21You're all fine.
12:27You're doing good. Don't have to worry.
12:32Ow!
12:35That's it.
12:36It's too... too strong.
12:39All right.
12:40Good.
12:41All right.
12:47Now for the final stage of the plan.
12:49Are you ready?
12:52Good.
13:06elle...
13:06Oh God!
13:11Oh God.
13:15It's so good.
13:17It's so good.
13:18I'm so young.
13:19He didn't deserve to die. He's so young.
13:23Ma'am, the doctors did everything they get.
13:25No one was prepared for them.
13:30What are you talking about?
13:35I'm right here. I'm fine.
13:43Good afternoon. This is Miranda Sanders.
13:46Incredible incident. A young guy died from Doc Flu.
13:50Michael Mortimer, the first official victim of Doc Flu.
13:53Our condolences to his loved ones.
13:56Be careful. Take care of yourself.
14:01You loved me. No, no.
14:03No, I left him so much more. I have to leave.
14:08God, I really have... died.
14:15Sir, who are you?
14:17I am your guardian angel.
14:20And I have come for you.
14:23It is your time.
14:40This must be a mistake. I'm too young to die.
14:43No. If only you knew how many times I've heard that phrase.
14:48When I don't want to be here, send me back, back, back, back, back.
14:55If I were you, I would stay calm and be grateful.
15:00You were supposed to go to hell.
15:01But we're giving you a second chance.
15:04Hell? Of course.
15:06And you know why.
15:07But in order to get to heaven, you've got to confess to all your sins.
15:14I knew the day would come when I'd have to repent for this.
15:20Years ago, I hit a deer and just drove away.
15:25Is that all?
15:26Well, I also once deliberately pushed a blind man.
15:31Good.
15:33I'm a badass.
15:35But it's good that you confessed to that.
15:37Were there any infidelities?
15:40I can't even remember.
15:42So there were no infidelities?
15:44What? No, no.
15:46There were many infidelities.
15:49I mean, I can't remember exactly how many because I lost count long ago.
15:54Do you need me to confess to each one?
15:56Let's cover a few of the more recent ones.
16:00With a co-worker.
16:03With her friend.
16:05With a barista at a coffee shop.
16:08With a neighbor.
16:10That's just in the last few weeks.
16:13Impressive.
16:14You're not exaggerating your sins.
16:16In order to make the repentance look better, are you?
16:20If you don't believe me, I kept photos and videos of my adventures on my laptop.
16:25Those memories.
16:27They're in a folder called work.
16:29That'd be helpful.
16:31We'll look into that.
16:34So, can I go to heaven now?
16:36One moment.
16:37Let me check with the management.
16:40Is that enough for you?
16:42Yes, I think it's enough for my lawyer to bring up in court.
16:46Is that Lizzie?
16:48What's going on?
16:55Cog you, cheater.
16:58And thanks for telling me exactly where to find evidence.
17:04Lizzie, you can see me?
17:08And that's for cheating.
17:11Now, pack up your bags and get out of my house.
17:15And expect divorce papers very soon.
17:17Jerk.
17:26So, I'm alive?
17:33Hey, stop!
17:35What are you doing?
17:36They told me all about you.
17:39You secretly photographed me, poet.
17:43Delete everything right now.
17:45Okay, okay.
17:49There.
17:51Satisfied?
17:53Not yet.
18:01This photo is going up on the door of every restaurant in our town.
18:07With a big fat sign.
18:09Do not let it.
18:11You got it?
18:14And now, get out of here.
18:23Well, it's a good thing we told her about everything.
18:27I mean, Michael deserved it.
18:30To two men who sent my cheating husband to the other side.
18:35Only if briefly.
18:37Right?
18:38Cheers!
18:39Cheers!
18:39Cheers!
18:39Cheers!
18:40Cheers!
18:46You look so, so depressed about the divorce.
18:51You know, I just, I finally feel that I can start a new, free life.
18:58Without being constantly lied to.
19:00This is like the best day of my life.
19:03I can imagine.
19:05So, what's your future plan?
19:07Well, I'm gonna finalize the divorce and leave Michael without a single penny.
19:15Nice.
19:16Right?
19:16And then, I don't know, maybe I'll go for a vacation.
19:21Like a beach cocktail.
19:24Ocean sun.
19:27And...
19:28Tand man.
19:31Tand man.
19:32Tand man.
19:33Yeah, right.
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