00:06¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:30No, I'm not sure where you insisted on coming today.
00:33When were you planning on telling her?
00:36Astrid, there's something I've been meaning to talk to you about.
00:40Ugh, out with it, Brian.
00:44Astrid?
00:48I'm pregnant with Brian's baby.
00:53That is not funny.
00:55I hate to be the one to break it to you,
00:57Pero Ryan y yo estaré marido en un par de semanas de un mes,
01:01así que yo supongo que no te necesitará un plus de un.
01:10Astrid, I'm sorry.
01:14You're sorry?
01:18You're sorry?!
01:20Five years, Ryan!
01:23Five years!
01:24Down the drain!
01:25I've been paying your rent to help you with your business,
01:29and I've been helping you with your mom when she's sick!
01:31Are you fucking kidding?!
01:32Oh my god, stop being so dramatic!
01:35Look, I already packed your shit from his apartment.
01:39It's at the dump, where you belong.
02:02Have fun eating cake, you two pieces of shit!
02:06Bitch!
02:06Shut the fuck up!
02:13Adam.
02:15I'll move my meeting to Monday. I'm out for the evening as of...
02:20Right now. Good night, Adam.
02:22Wait.
02:23Yeah, and he's gone.
02:26Good night.
02:30Did you know that if you only sash three out of four tires on a car,
02:33that insurance won't cover it?
02:34Oh, and I love cheese!
02:36I know this one place that has barrels full of different cheeses from all over the world.
02:39Ryder, you would love it!
02:41We should go sometime.
02:43I'm lactose intolerant.
02:44What's lactose intolerant?
02:48Excuse me, I have to use the bathroom.
02:56Sir, Madame asks that I keep an eye on you, in case you try to run away again.
03:01I appreciate that, Mason.
03:02I'm just going to use the bathroom.
03:05Is that an issue?
03:06I'm not 12.
03:32Give me your vest.
03:34Give me your pants.
03:35Ah!
03:47Get the suit.
03:49Oh my god.
03:52It has to be worth like $10,000.
03:56You should let more men strap me naked.
04:00Oh!
04:00Oh my god!
04:01Sorry!
04:05Astrid?
04:07It really is her.
04:15Hi.
04:17Hi.
04:18Can I walk you home?
04:22And she looks horrified to see me.
04:25I guess that makes sense, considering she's my ex.
04:28And I was the one who broke her heart.
04:30Ryder?
04:32Ryder Van Woodsen.
04:33What the hell are you doing here?
04:37Ryder Van Woodsen.
04:39What the hell are you doing here?
04:44You're not Ryder.
04:45What?
04:46Sorry.
04:47Oh my god.
04:47She doesn't recognize that it's me.
04:49You are just this spitting image of this evil ex of mine from high school.
04:53A little bit.
04:55But more buff.
04:56For sure.
04:58Oh my god.
04:59I've had enough drama for one day to have to deal with that old flame.
05:02He broke up with me randomly.
05:03Crushed me into a million.
05:04If only you knew the truth about why he broke up with me.
05:06Sorry.
05:07I'm blabbering.
05:07I guess it wouldn't hurt to be a good old friendly Clyde for a little bit.
05:11She looks like she really is a friend.
05:13I'm sorry you had a horrible day on behalf of my apparently skinnier and less handsome doppelganger.
05:19Now for your drink.
05:20Yes.
05:21You're our godsend Clyde.
05:23A drink is exactly what I came here for.
05:26A Long Island.
05:27Please.
05:28A Long Island coming right up.
05:30You know speaking of dumb reasons to get dumped.
05:34I actually just got dumped like 15 minutes ago.
05:37Two weeks before our wedding.
05:40I was pregnant.
05:41You're pregnant?
05:43He dumped you because of a baby?
05:45No.
05:45He knocked up my stepsister.
05:47Oh my god.
05:49We've been together for five years and how much of that time was he pinning down my stepsister?
05:54I mean am I so just worthless of a girlfriend?
05:58Thank you.
05:59That the man I thought I was going to spend the rest of my life with.
06:04I've just been with my stepsister.
06:07That's a very weird tasting Long Island.
06:09That is the special.
06:13You know maybe you're supposed to be with someone who actually wants to cherish you.
06:18Someone from the moment that they laid eyes on you.
06:22Knew that you'd be the one for them.
06:26That is a horrible drink.
06:29No offense.
06:32But that is hitting so thank you.
06:52I know.
06:54Very similar looking to Ryder.
06:58Clyde.
06:59Clyde.
07:00Adam.
07:01Adam.
07:03Ryder.
07:04Ryder.
07:05Ryder is this asshole CEO.
07:07He's got buckets and buns of money.
07:11Buckets and buns, huh?
07:12He wouldn't need to be bartending to some drunk folk like us.
07:16Can I actually get another one on this please?
07:18Um.
07:20Yeah.
07:21My mistake.
07:22Right.
07:22Um.
07:23But how are you doing?
07:26Men are stupid.
07:28You know.
07:28Just one too many you've had to deal with this evening.
07:36Since you asked, personally, I am peachy.
07:41I can see that.
07:43Honey bunny, why don't we get you home now, okay?
07:47And maybe let's stop sitting next to the man that looks like your ex, hmm?
07:52Before someone sees you.
07:55We should take a selfie.
07:56Can we?
07:57Can we?
07:57Clyde, come on.
07:58Pretend to be Ryder with you.
07:59Let's take a selfie.
08:00Come here.
08:04Alright.
08:05Time to go.
08:06Okay.
08:07Goodnight, Mr. D.
08:09Yeah, take it back.
08:13I owe you one.
08:14Up to no good.
08:16You are.
08:17Alright, come on.
08:18Here we go.
08:20Time.
08:24Will you, will you just cross?
08:26Okay.
08:26Cross, but careful of the, okay.
08:28Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright.
08:31It's good to see you one more time, Astrid.
08:34If I could do that.
08:36Are you good?
08:36Are you good?
08:39I don't want you to have to stay with him any longer than is necessary.
08:43I know, you are so right.
08:44Yes.
08:44Thank you very much.
08:45A lot.
08:51Of course!
08:52You could be here!
08:55The one place I have left to sleep.
08:58Why are you here?
09:00Well, I couldn't actually go to my ex-fiancee's place.
09:04No thanks to you, Gina.
09:05Some stepsister.
09:07You are.
09:08So.
09:10I actually had nowhere else to go.
09:13So you got kicked out of Brian, and you come to my mom's place to sleep?
09:19Are you serious?
09:21I mean, go be a homeless bum somewhere else.
09:24Get out.
09:25You are no daughter of mine.
09:28You were an asshole to me, and you were an asshole to Brian.
09:32That's why he did not want anything to do with you.
09:36Luckily, Gina was able to keep his wealth in the family.
09:39No thanks to you.
09:41Really?
09:43Really?
09:45And my dad, who's been in the hospital, in and out for the last five years, have either of you
09:51ever dared to lift a finger to try to help?
09:56No.
09:57I didn't think so.
09:59I'm going to bed.
10:00Oh, you are not sleeping here.
10:04Okay, I'm not sleeping here.
10:07It's not like I enjoy being in your presence.
10:12You'll probably get contaminated or whatever sticks up both of your butts.
10:16Like mother, like daughter, right?
10:20You come into my house.
10:22You are under my roof.
10:24You will show me respect.
10:28Respect is earned.
10:31You've done nothing to earn my respect.
10:35Get out.
10:36I don't ever want to see you again.
10:43Oh, but you will see me again at Gina's grand wedding?
10:48With my new man.
10:50Who's actually richer than Brian.
10:53Oh, yeah, right.
10:55Like who?
10:59Ryder Van Woodson.
11:02Ryder Van Woodson.
11:06Okay, Ryder dumped you in high school.
11:09Why would he be interested in someone like you?
11:12You don't deserve someone like him.
11:14I guess you're just going to have to wait and see on your big day, Gina.
11:19Me and my hot new date.
11:21I'm going to go pack my shit and leave.
11:27How is that possible?
11:29Mom!
11:30Ryder Van Woodson.
11:31The heir of the Van Woodson group.
11:34Ugh!
11:34I don't believe that little bitch.
11:44I have nowhere to go.
11:46Except maybe my dad's at the hospital, but...
11:50That's a far walk.
11:52I have to convince Bart under Clyde to go with me as a rider to the wedding.
12:00Astrid, you are just full of great drunk ideas.
12:17Why are you here?
12:19Oh, good. You're home.
12:21I wanted to ask you, how was your date with little Miss Dolly?
12:24Spectacular.
12:25Really?
12:26No, Mom, I was being sarcastic.
12:28Then why don't you just say so?
12:30Mom, would you please, can you please just stop setting me up on these blind dates?
12:35Ryder, you know why I'm doing this. You need an heir.
12:39My head is throbbing, Mom.
12:41Did you take your medication today?
12:43No.
12:44Figures.
12:47So you're going to stop?
12:49No.
12:50We need someone capable to run the business.
12:53Okay? Just in case...
12:57In case I die?
13:08I was going to say, in case you were no longer able to do it all alone.
13:17We did a number of tests on your son, Mrs. Van Woodson.
13:21And I'm sorry to inform you that...
13:25Ryder has a brain tumor.
13:31Now, we can discuss some treatment options.
13:35At the moment...
13:39The cancer has taken over a portion of his brain that...
13:43We don't feel it's safe to operate.
13:47We don't feel it.
13:56We don't feel it.
14:01Ryder...
14:02Ryder...
14:03Ryder...
14:04Well...
14:05Don't you worry about me.
14:07I can handle it.
14:09Ya, bueno.
14:13¿Rider?
14:15¿Estás bien?
14:17¿Honey?
14:19¿Honey, estás bien?
14:21Oh, no.
14:23We're having an episode, honey.
14:24We have to go to the hospital.
14:38Here.
14:41You doing okay?
14:43You wandered in here very drunk last night.
14:48Brian cheated on me with Gina.
14:51I'm so sorry, honey.
14:57Oh, morning, Half-Lung.
15:00I'm sorry, what did you just call my dad?
15:02So, there have been some changes with the insurance coverages on your dad's provided care.
15:06Here, new doctor insight was needed.
15:10I'm sorry, you were telling me that you changed the doctor to someone that wasn't under our coverage so you
15:14could gouge more money from us?
15:15I am literally already homeless.
15:18What, are you taking, like, another $10,000?
15:20$50,000, most likely.
15:22And what I'm telling you is that if you're unhappy with the provided care here, you can find another hospital
15:28to bitch at.
15:45Adam, I need you to...
15:47Yes, good morning, Adam.
15:50Okay, enough.
15:52I'll see you when I get in the office.
15:53Right now, I need you to listen to me.
15:57I slept at the hospital with my dad, which is fine.
16:01It's obviously not sustainable.
16:06Yeah, I'd also really like to have a place in case he gets discharged.
16:10And to live.
16:12But, you know, I'd say you could stay at mine, but the in-laws have taken refuge here as well.
16:20You know, I might...
16:22Let me call you back.
16:24Okay.
16:30Hey.
16:31How do you know Astrid?
16:33She's been my best friend since college.
16:36Why are you trying to get buddy-buddy with Astrid under an alias?
16:41She needs a place to stay, right?
16:43She spent the night at the hospital with her dad.
16:45You didn't answer my question.
16:48Who is Astrid to you, Mr. Van Woodson?
16:51Noah.
16:52Uh, no, no, no, no, no, don't give me that.
16:54You were giving me those googly eyes, begging me not to reveal who you are.
16:58So, Mr. Van Woodson, what are you doing with Astrid?
17:03I know you two dated.
17:04That's why I haven't told her I work for you.
17:08I just want to help her.
17:11That's all.
17:12She needed a friend.
17:13She has a friend.
17:15You, sir?
17:16Not a friend.
17:17You are an ex of hers who ripped out her heart and ate it for breakfast.
17:22I had no choice.
17:24We all make choices.
17:26You had yours.
17:27Choice is an illusion.
17:29Now, back to what I was saying.
17:31She needs a place to stay, right?
17:32Okay.
17:34Okay.
17:37Okay.
17:40Okay.
17:40Okay.
17:41Okay.
17:43Okay.
17:43Okay.
17:43Okay.
17:43Okay.
17:47Moving in with a stranger who looks exactly like your ex is totally normal.
17:52Come on, Astrid.
17:53You can do this.
18:06Hey, Astrid.
18:07He even sounds like him.
18:11Astrid?
18:12Yeah?
18:13Will you go to prom with me?
18:16Of course I will.
18:19Thank you.
18:20Yes.
18:36Ryder.
18:37Sorry, Clyde.
18:38I called you Ryder again.
18:41It's okay.
18:42Come on up.
18:43Come on up.
18:54Adam said you needed a roommate.
18:56I just happened to need one as well.
18:59Yeah, weird coincidence.
19:04Um, about the other night, I was very drunk.
19:08And I'm a bartender.
19:09Don't worry about it.
19:11I, uh, I actually prepped up some dinner.
19:14I hope you like salmon.
19:32What's wrong?
19:39Oh, sorry.
19:43Um.
19:44What's wrong?
19:45No, no, no te preocupes. ¿Estás bien?
20:01¿Vale?
20:02¿Quieres hablar sobre esto?
20:05No.
20:06Me gustaría no.
20:09Entiendo.
20:18Um, I do have to ask you something.
20:22Yeah, sure, ask away.
20:26I might have told my stepmom and stepsister that I was going to the wedding with Ryder Rand-Woodson.
20:32I showed them that selfie that I took with you.
20:35You don't have to, but if you'd be willing to go and pretend to be Ryder Rand-Woodson.
20:48Sure.
20:49Really? You would do that?
20:51I mean, I don't see why not. Free food and drinks, right?
20:54Yeah, I mean, I've been planning for it to be an open bar.
20:56It's going to be on a tour.
20:56It's going to go.
20:57Gracias.
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