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00:00:06Oh, come on, Dora.
00:00:08This is a romance novel, okay?
00:00:10Why would he kiss her?
00:00:12What is his motivation?
00:00:21The grand lux?
00:00:23A surprise?
00:00:25Oh my god, Felix is going to propose to me today!
00:00:28Oh my god!
00:00:32Oh my god, it's so hot.
00:00:34You can have this if you want.
00:00:35Okay, bye!
00:00:38And that's another record-breaking season for Chasel Brady.
00:00:4256 touchdowns, over 5,500 yards.
00:00:45And the man's not just playing, he's redefining the game.
00:00:50Chasel, what an incredible way to end the season.
00:00:53Thanks, tell me something I don't know.
00:00:55Okay, hot shot.
00:00:56So it is Christmas.
00:00:57Do you have any special plans?
00:00:58Is anyone special you're going to share the mistletoe with this year?
00:01:01All I want for Christmas is a break.
00:01:04That means no more accidental fan run-ins in hotel hallways, all right?
00:01:08Merry Christmas.
00:01:09I will see you in the new year.
00:01:10You're a fun guy.
00:01:14I'm not joking, Chasel.
00:01:16You will bring a nice young woman home this Christmas.
00:01:21You've been watching too many soap operas again, haven't you?
00:01:23If you come home alone, I am going to call my own press conference.
00:01:28And I'm going to tell them that my grandson is gay.
00:01:35Think of those headlines, huh?
00:01:42Seriously.
00:01:43When's the next chapter?
00:01:45You can't leave me hanging like that.
00:01:47Yes, I would...
00:01:53Sorry, C, my number one fan.
00:01:55No update today.
00:01:57I'm going to get proposed to...
00:02:00The one woman in the world I actually want to talk to.
00:02:04And she ghosts me.
00:02:28Oh my god, I am so sorry.
00:02:30Are you okay?
00:02:31Don't touch me.
00:02:32It was an accident.
00:02:33I'll buy you a new shirt.
00:02:34Buy me a new one?
00:02:35This thing costs more than your rent, okay?
00:02:37Just stay on your side of the elevators.
00:02:39You know what?
00:02:40Like I said, it was an accident.
00:02:41But you're such an arrogant jerk.
00:02:42I don't care.
00:02:43Oh, accident.
00:02:44You know, you're the 10th fan this week who's had an accident near me.
00:02:46Girls, get some new moves.
00:02:48Moves?
00:02:48Sorry to bruise your massive ego, but I have no idea who you are.
00:02:51And I'm glad I don't.
00:02:52Sure you don't.
00:02:53And I'm sure you're not going to follow me outside of the elevator, right?
00:02:56I'm not!
00:02:58He is the most arrogant guy I've ever met.
00:03:01I'm writing him into my novel as the villain.
00:03:04Oh, Felix is waiting.
00:03:18Oh, well, well, well.
00:03:20What a coincidence.
00:03:21Let's see what excuse you've cooked up this time.
00:03:23Okay, I'm not following you.
00:03:25My soon-to-be fiance is about to propose.
00:03:28Yeah, there's going to be a ring on this anchor as soon as I find him in 704.
00:03:34This one?
00:03:34Oh, it must be a big moment for you, right?
00:03:38Yeah, it is.
00:03:38So, watch and learn, because Felix is ten times hotter than you will ever be.
00:03:42Yeah, right.
00:03:43Oh, Felix!
00:03:46Does Dora make you feel like this?
00:03:49You think I love her?
00:03:56Shun's busy.
00:03:57Shut up.
00:04:03Felix?
00:04:06What the fuck?
00:04:07What the fuck?
00:04:09Sophie?
00:04:10My roommate?
00:04:11My best friend?
00:04:13Felix, we've been together for five years.
00:04:16After my parents died, you two were everything to me.
00:04:19How could you do this?
00:04:19Do you think I actually care about your terrible writing?
00:04:22Or that Felix wants to babysit you in your delusions?
00:04:26Maybe if you spent a little less time obsessing over your pathetic little dream,
00:04:30you'd know how to keep a man.
00:04:32I don't know how to keep a man?
00:04:34No, maybe not.
00:04:36But I sure as hell know how to tear you up.
00:04:42Damn.
00:04:42I thought football was brutal.
00:04:44Fetch.
00:04:47Look at you.
00:04:48You're in HX.
00:04:49Why I'd rather fuck a vibrator than touch you?
00:04:53My vibrator lasts longer than you do.
00:04:57Baby, are you okay?
00:04:59Enjoy my discount, fuck, Sophie.
00:05:01He's used goods.
00:05:03That's right, run away.
00:05:04That's right.
00:05:04No man will ever want a pathetic mess like you.
00:05:09He does.
00:05:11This is my new boyfriend.
00:05:14Sorry.
00:05:25See?
00:05:26I always knew I could do better than you, you limp dick loser.
00:05:30And I hate you, you bald-headed skink.
00:05:35Have fun.
00:05:36You bitch!
00:05:40You gotta regret that!
00:05:43Okay, show's over.
00:05:45You can let go now.
00:05:47Sorry.
00:05:48I just...
00:05:49Oh, you're sorry?
00:05:49You're sorry for what?
00:05:50Shredding my shirt?
00:05:52Or for using me as a personal revenge stunt against your ex?
00:05:54I mean, you are like a feral cat.
00:05:57You know that?
00:05:57You're all claws, zero consent.
00:06:00Just stay the hell away from me, okay?
00:06:02And I hope to never see you ever again.
00:06:04Bye-bye.
00:06:05Fine.
00:06:06I wouldn't want to be with a self-obsessed, narcissistic prick like you anyway.
00:06:12I hate men.
00:06:19You will not believe the day I'm having.
00:06:21Some psycho woman kissed me to piss off her ex.
00:06:35Interesting.
00:06:36I met an arrogant prick.
00:06:37Guess we both had a bad day.
00:06:42By the way, no update today.
00:06:45My stuff.
00:06:47My computer.
00:06:48My life is still in that apartment.
00:06:53Oh, shit.
00:06:55Get out.
00:07:04Holy shit.
00:07:07Sophie!
00:07:10Sophie, come on!
00:07:12All right, fine.
00:07:13I have a little note for you, too.
00:07:16I dumped you.
00:07:21Smiley face.
00:07:22How about that?
00:07:25Get a new wig, Sophie!
00:07:31Okay, so I won that battle.
00:07:33But where the hell do I go now?
00:07:40That was Mom's house.
00:07:44Mom, I just love this new house.
00:07:47Can we just spend every Christmas here?
00:07:50Sure, sweetie.
00:07:52Now come help me hang these stockings.
00:07:54Yes!
00:07:56Okay.
00:07:56I get the red one.
00:07:57Okay, fine.
00:07:58I'll take green again.
00:08:04Not long after, we had to sell that house to cover Mom's treatment, but it still wasn't enough to keep
00:08:09her alive.
00:08:11And I haven't celebrated Christmas since.
00:08:17Five years of saving.
00:08:20I hope Mom can bring me some good luck.
00:08:22Hi, um, I'm calling about the rental.
00:08:24Is it still available?
00:08:27Great, I'll take it.
00:08:32Put up these decorations.
00:08:39Finally, I'm back at my house.
00:08:44What the hell are you doing in my house?
00:08:50You?
00:08:52Your house?
00:08:53I don't think so.
00:08:55I just rented it.
00:08:56Oh, you did what?
00:08:57Yeah.
00:08:58Lady, I bought this place last month.
00:09:00Now, what's your game this time?
00:09:02Part two of the Psycho Stalker Tour?
00:09:05Wait.
00:09:06I have proof.
00:09:12The number you have dialed is no longer in service.
00:09:16Shocker.
00:09:19Um, try the key.
00:09:25Let me guess, not fitting?
00:09:26Just, wait.
00:09:28Okay.
00:09:29Something's wrong, so.
00:09:31Leave, or I'm calling the cops.
00:09:33Wait!
00:09:34Come on, please.
00:09:35I think I was scammed.
00:09:36I don't have anywhere else to go.
00:09:37That sounds like a you problem, not a me problem.
00:09:40Are you serious?
00:09:40Come on!
00:09:41I don't have any money.
00:09:42I was scammed.
00:09:43Can I just stay here for the night?
00:09:45I'll be out in the morning.
00:09:46My house is not some charity motel princess,
00:09:48and I don't live with strange women.
00:09:51Please move.
00:09:51Please, please.
00:09:52I'm sorry.
00:09:53See?
00:09:54This key works.
00:09:56Don't you have family?
00:09:57It's Christmas.
00:09:58Bye.
00:09:59Come on.
00:10:01You're dressed so cute.
00:10:09That's a really ugly plant.
00:10:12Leave.
00:10:29Scammed.
00:10:30Homeless.
00:10:30Kicked out onto the street by a monster.
00:10:32I think this is the perfect writing material.
00:10:47No, no, no.
00:10:48Lock it down, Chasel.
00:10:49No sympathy.
00:10:52Hey, where are you?
00:10:54Tell me how to help.
00:10:55Cash?
00:11:03You're sweet, but no.
00:11:05I'm not a charity case.
00:11:06I'll figure it out.
00:11:25How long are you going to sit out here?
00:11:27I don't need TMZ snapping a photo
00:11:28and giving me another rumored girlfriend.
00:11:30Hey.
00:11:32Hello, Kitty.
00:11:33Didn't you hear me?
00:11:34Hey.
00:11:36Oh, my gosh.
00:11:39You're burning up.
00:11:42I swear, this is the last time I'm going to help you.
00:11:45Okay?
00:11:46Come on.
00:11:47It's your feet.
00:11:48Come on.
00:11:51You just need to sit.
00:11:54Ouch.
00:11:55Stay, please.
00:11:57I mean, seriously, falling asleep on a strange guy's porch?
00:12:01Do you really have no sense of self-preservation around men?
00:12:05I'm fine.
00:12:06No, you're not.
00:12:08Can you take this?
00:12:10What is it?
00:12:11This is medicine for your fever.
00:12:15No.
00:12:15No?
00:12:16Yes.
00:12:17You're burning.
00:12:18Open up, please.
00:12:27You are something.
00:12:28I don't know.
00:12:29All right.
00:12:30If you need me, I will...
00:12:33Don't need me.
00:12:35I like it.
00:12:36Oh.
00:12:39Oh.
00:12:49Oh.
00:12:53Oh.
00:13:06What? What are you doing to me? You pervert!
00:13:11What? What are you doing to me? You pervert!
00:13:16I drag your half-dead soaking wet body into my house.
00:13:19I save you from pneumonia and take care of you all night and you slap me?
00:13:22What do you think? Do you think I'm some kind of creep?
00:13:24No, no, no, wait. I'm sorry. I just thought that...
00:13:28Look, it doesn't matter. Just slap me back and we'll be even, okay?
00:13:32Sweetheart, I don't hit women, okay? Even when they clearly deserve it.
00:13:36Because this face is a $10 million insurance policy, okay?
00:13:39So now that you're awake and violent, you can see yourself out.
00:13:42No, wait, please. I have nowhere else to go, okay? I can pay rent.
00:13:46Yeah, okay, here. This should be enough for a motel and a bus to get to anywhere that is not
00:13:51here.
00:13:52Now get out!
00:13:52No, no, no, no, no, no. Look, I can work for you, okay?
00:13:55I can cook and I can clean and I'm a writer and my novel will sell, okay?
00:13:59And I will pay you back.
00:14:02Look, this is going to sound weird, but this was my mother's house, okay?
00:14:07And it's all that I have left of her.
00:14:10If you come home alone, I'm going to tell them that my grandson is gay!
00:14:18Fine. You can stay. But I have conditions.
00:14:23Oh, yeah.
00:14:27You want me to be your fake girlfriend?
00:14:30My grandmother is insistent you'll come home with me for Christmas Eve. That is the deal.
00:14:35In exchange, you can stay here until the airs.
00:14:39You'll need to sign this cohabitation agreement, you know, just to make sure everything is under my control.
00:14:44Okay. Rule number one, do not enter my bedroom unless I ask you to clean it. Easy.
00:14:51Rule two, no intimate actions can take place.
00:14:54And rule three, do not fall in love with me.
00:14:58Excuse me, uh, are you mocking me? Is something funny?
00:15:02No. I just think that, I mean, this is very thorough.
00:15:09And I just got dumped, so trust me, that's the last thing on my mind.
00:15:12That's precisely why it's a rule.
00:15:14A woman on the rebound meets a man who is superior to her ex in every way.
00:15:18I mean, you're just a classic high-risk case.
00:15:20You have a very rich imagination.
00:15:23You should consider writing.
00:15:36Oh, sorry, I should have asked this. What's your name?
00:15:39Chasel.
00:15:42Chasel Brady?
00:15:45Got that.
00:15:46I'll get myself.
00:15:48Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:15:50You just got that after hearing my name?
00:15:52What do you mean by got that?
00:15:54Should I know your name?
00:15:57Oh, you're an actor.
00:16:00I don't do stage plays.
00:16:02Okay, football, the Super Bowl.
00:16:05Do you know how many women will kill to be in your position?
00:16:08Yeah, okay, fine, fine, superstar.
00:16:10Sorry.
00:16:10Um, I'll go grab my stuff and bring it back.
00:16:18Oh, please remember to open the door for me, okay?
00:16:21That's my rule.
00:16:25Oh, Jesus.
00:16:26I mean, she just left like that?
00:16:32Sophie!
00:16:38My book.
00:16:40No, no, no, no, no.
00:16:47Sophie!
00:16:51Oh, I thought you weren't coming back, so I threw out your garbage for you.
00:16:56Garbage?
00:16:58Sophie, this is my life's work.
00:17:00My career.
00:17:03Your career where your mom was your only reader?
00:17:07Poor writer just begging for pity sales.
00:17:11Funny, because at least my job pays the bills, whereas you have to leech off of your stolen
00:17:17boyfriends for survival.
00:17:23Sophie?
00:17:24This is where your work belongs.
00:17:32No!
00:17:38What's going on, babe?
00:17:44Hook who's here.
00:17:46My charity case, X.
00:17:48Back to collect the rest of your trash?
00:17:51Where's the new boyfriend?
00:17:53Or did you just pick some random guy to put on a show?
00:17:56My boyfriend isn't a random guy, and he lasts longer than 30 seconds.
00:18:02He isn't here for you, though, is he?
00:18:03See, that's your fate, Dora.
00:18:05No man is ever going to truly love a pathetic, frigid woman like you.
00:18:09Unlike Sophie.
00:18:10She's carrying my baby.
00:18:12We're getting married.
00:18:13But if you really have nowhere to go, you could stay on and be our maid.
00:18:17Take care of the baby.
00:18:34A driver?
00:18:36I mean, babe, I know you were desperate, but I didn't realize you had no standards, too.
00:18:41She's just digging through the trash for men.
00:18:44Pathetic!
00:18:56Sorry, Emily.
00:18:56Babe?
00:18:57Hey.
00:18:58Hi.
00:19:00I know you.
00:19:03Holy shit!
00:19:04You're the most valuable quarterback in the world!
00:19:07You and Dora?
00:19:08No way!
00:19:09Hey, Daniel.
00:19:10Grab her things.
00:19:12Just the suitcase.
00:19:13Thanks.
00:19:15Autograph?
00:19:16Maybe later.
00:19:17Come on, let's go.
00:19:17I almost forgot.
00:19:22How did she manage to get some golden boy?
00:19:29Okay, how did you...
00:19:30No, why did you come?
00:19:31Everyone is waiting for you.
00:19:34Everyone?
00:19:35Who?
00:19:35Wait, where are we going, Chasel?
00:19:37You'll see.
00:19:38Just put this on.
00:19:39You're going to need it.
00:19:41Okay, don't look.
00:19:42Yeah, I won't look.
00:19:44Seriously.
00:19:44I'm looking out the window.
00:19:46Will, too.
00:19:49I didn't see anything.
00:20:00Stay close.
00:20:01Don't say anything.
00:20:05I know, I know, I know, I know.
00:20:07Who's the blonde?
00:20:08Who's the blonde girl, Chasel?
00:20:09Chasel, who's the blonde?
00:20:10Give an answer to your fans.
00:20:13Holy shit!
00:20:15Who's the blonde?
00:20:15Who's the blonde girl?
00:20:17I know, it's Chasel Brady.
00:20:18I know.
00:20:19That's the word for your fans.
00:20:21Please, you see it.
00:20:25Chasel, who is that fine young lady?
00:20:28Does this mean you're finally settling down?
00:20:30I want to say thank you all for coming.
00:20:31I know people have always been interested in my personal life and sexual orientation.
00:20:39And some fans have been bugging me because I'm single.
00:20:42So, I have invited you all here today.
00:20:45It is with a very, very happy heart.
00:20:48I introduce you to Doris Swift.
00:20:52My fiance.
00:21:06You can stay with me for an entire year, and no one will ever bully you again.
00:21:11Or, you could back out.
00:21:13Up to you.
00:21:27Are you planning on impersonating a statue all day, or were you going to say thank you
00:21:31at some point?
00:21:33Thank you?
00:21:34For what?
00:21:35For making me famous overnight in front of the entire country?
00:21:39You never told me you were this famous, okay?
00:21:42I haven't seen that many reporters since the presidential election.
00:21:46I told you that I'm Chasel Brady.
00:21:48It's not my fault you live under a rock.
00:21:50You know what, besides, that's twice now that I've saved you from your pathetic acts.
00:21:54Oh, well, thank you, Captain America.
00:21:57You're welcome.
00:22:08This writing feels so familiar.
00:22:20You wrote this?
00:22:23You wrote this?
00:22:25Yeah.
00:22:26I've been trying to write more romance lately.
00:22:28The market really likes this genre, so.
00:22:30Ah, that makes sense.
00:22:32I never heard Dee was writing romance.
00:22:34How could she possibly be Dee?
00:22:36You call it romance?
00:22:38The love story in this is drier than week old toast.
00:22:41Okay, so how do I fix it?
00:22:45I mean, I've never been good at writing romance because I've never been in a good relationship.
00:22:49Uh, yeah, well, I mean, men, first of all, they're like taxis.
00:22:53One leaves, the next one comes.
00:22:56You need to find a man dripping with hormones.
00:23:00Uh, get your estrogen just, like, firing in all cylinders.
00:23:05This is gold.
00:23:06Seriously.
00:23:07Okay, so wait.
00:23:08How does a woman know if a man is interested in her?
00:23:13It's primitive.
00:23:15He can't help it.
00:23:16Yeah.
00:23:18Looks for excuses for physical contact.
00:23:21Oh, and he always wants to help her.
00:23:23Even when every rational part of his brain is screaming at him not to.
00:23:28Okay, yeah, this is awesome.
00:23:36Sorry, Emily, babe.
00:23:40So, when you were helping me earlier, just...
00:23:46Don't even dream it?
00:23:50Uh, lesson's over.
00:23:51My house is a disaster.
00:23:53You probably should clean it.
00:23:54Thanks, Jim.
00:24:03Oh, cool.
00:24:04I know these directors.
00:24:08Edison Gray will be there?
00:24:10He's one of the biggest investors in Hollywood.
00:24:13He buys my novel and turns it into a movie?
00:24:16Chasel!
00:24:17Chasel!
00:24:19Chasel!
00:24:20You will not believe what you threw away.
00:24:25Chasel!
00:24:25Chasel!
00:24:27Chasel!
00:24:28Chasel!
00:24:29Chasel!
00:24:29Chasel!
00:24:29What are you doing?
00:24:30Get out, I'm naked!
00:24:31Okay, I can see that.
00:24:34Why are you naked?
00:24:35I don't know.
00:24:36Gee, I live here.
00:24:37Okay, okay, let's get one thing straight.
00:24:40This is my household, okay?
00:24:42I'm the boss, and frankly, millions of women would pay to see this.
00:24:45Okay, well, I'm not one of them.
00:24:47I don't want to see your van boots.
00:24:51Hey!
00:24:52No, you don't see them.
00:24:54What do you want?
00:24:56Party.
00:24:57This party.
00:24:58Take me.
00:24:59No, I'm not interested in that.
00:25:02But Edison Gray is going to be there.
00:25:04The Edison Gray.
00:25:05He's an investor, and it could change my life.
00:25:09I'm dressed.
00:25:11Think about it.
00:25:12If Edison Gray buys my novel, I'll have money.
00:25:15So I can pay you back and get out of here.
00:25:18Look, it's a win-win.
00:25:20Think about it.
00:25:28You really have a thing for throwing yourself at me, don't you?
00:25:37You really have a thing for throwing yourself at me, don't you?
00:25:43Too bad I'm a man of principles.
00:25:49Do you practice these lines in the mirror?
00:25:51Or does the narcissism just flow out of you naturally?
00:25:55Is this how you beg?
00:25:58Please, Mr. Brady.
00:26:00You are the most charming, kind, amazing, smart, perfect man I've ever met.
00:26:08You'll take me, won't you?
00:26:12Fine.
00:26:13I'll get you in.
00:26:15Yeah.
00:26:15But I'm not pitching your sad little novel for you.
00:26:19Okay?
00:26:20Okay.
00:26:21That's on you.
00:26:24But the people at this party, they're vultures.
00:26:27Okay?
00:26:27You gotta at least...
00:26:29Look the part.
00:26:32Can't you smell that?
00:26:34Smell what?
00:26:35It's the smell of poverty and failure.
00:26:37In one.
00:26:39Apologize.
00:26:42Okay, Misha.
00:26:43Look like a million bucks on a zero dollar budget.
00:26:46Yeah, this should be easy.
00:26:50Okay.
00:27:02Oh my god.
00:27:02Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
00:27:03Oh no.
00:27:06This ring...
00:27:06Yeah, baby!
00:27:07It fits perfectly.
00:27:08It's meant to be.
00:27:09I have to have it.
00:27:10I can't let them see me here.
00:27:13I can't let them see me here.
00:27:16Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
00:27:18This ring?
00:27:19Yes.
00:27:19It's everything.
00:27:20I...
00:27:20I need it.
00:27:21It fits perfectly.
00:27:22It has to be mine.
00:27:23Get it for me now, please.
00:27:24Please, please, please.
00:27:25Please, please.
00:27:25Please, please, please.
00:27:26Are you writing?
00:27:28We can't wait to see the new chapters.
00:27:32Staring at my nightmare.
00:27:33I meet my ex and his pregnant homewrecker.
00:27:36I want to run.
00:27:39Don't let them win.
00:27:41Spit on them.
00:27:43I'd know that annoying laugh anywhere.
00:27:48Dora!
00:27:50I see you're here all alone.
00:27:53I mean, what's the point of even having a rich boyfriend who's not going to buy you
00:27:57anything?
00:27:58Meanwhile, my Felix would buy me the moon if I asked him to.
00:28:02For you, everything.
00:28:17What are you doing?
00:28:21Disgusting.
00:28:24Now he'll see your trashy behavior and dump you for sure.
00:28:28I just texted D to spit on them, and she did it.
00:28:32Could she be...
00:28:34No, no.
00:28:35Impossible.
00:28:36D is a talented, sweet, lovely girl.
00:28:39Dora is a walking disaster.
00:28:41If she were D, I would rather die.
00:28:45Everything in the store in her size.
00:28:48Bag it up.
00:28:49Oh, and I want something limited edition.
00:28:53You got that?
00:28:54Oh, sir, this is our one and only piece in the whole world.
00:28:59Going for $300,000?
00:29:02$300,000?
00:29:03We will take it.
00:29:09Look at that.
00:29:11Pretty nice, huh?
00:29:12See that?
00:29:13There you go, Dora.
00:29:13Um, don't you think this is a little much?
00:29:18I just can't stand watching someone bully my employee.
00:29:22Oh, and by the way, all of this going on your rent tab.
00:29:27This?
00:29:27Mm-hmm.
00:29:29God, you know what?
00:29:29It must be exhausting acting like buying some pink dress is like winning the lottery.
00:29:34You're just so adorable.
00:29:37Dora, we have places to be.
00:29:42What's that bitch?
00:29:46Are you done yet?
00:29:48We're going to be late.
00:29:49All right, I'm going to count to three.
00:29:51If you're not out here, we're not going.
00:29:54One, two.
00:29:59Um.
00:30:05She...
00:30:06She is amazing.
00:30:08So, how do I look?
00:30:11Money definitely makes things better.
00:30:14Um.
00:30:15I'll wait outside.
00:30:16Hey.
00:30:21Could you come in for a second?
00:30:29Uh.
00:30:30I need help with my zipper.
00:30:32Come on.
00:30:33Okay.
00:30:34Okay.
00:30:59Thanks.
00:31:01I'll be outside.
00:31:05get it together she's dora the disaster not lovely d
00:31:52oh wow oh my god um i am so sorry that was a complete accident um yeah for sure
00:31:59did you plan that kind of feels like one of those cheesy movie moments that falling down the stairs
00:32:06and almost killing myself did i plan that a little bit yeah no my heel got caught and then i
00:32:11fell
00:32:11hold that thought
00:32:25did you buy me these shoes don't get me wrong okay
00:32:29i just don't want you embarrassing me at the party tonight okay other foot thank you seems like
00:32:37something they do in the movies okay so i just think he's gonna be here i'm gonna be fine okay
00:32:44please please do not look like a starving animal who just found a piece of steak these people can
00:32:47smell desperation starving animal just be cool rude i'm not gonna be like oh my god that's
00:32:53edison great that's him don't stare don't stare don't stare just look anywhere else don't look
00:32:57him in the eyes okay so if he buys my novel i mean my future will be brighter than the
00:33:02headlights on
00:33:02your g-wagon that's impossible i just got new chrome
00:33:07well do you feel the same as dora the need for just one person to believe in her jazel glad
00:33:14you could
00:33:14make it edison there's someone i want you to meet this is dora she is a writer oh oh your
00:33:23hand hi hi
00:33:24and she is brilliant i mean she's the whole reason i came tonight really you need to read her manuscript
00:33:30from tanya i cannot believe that chase will announce an engagement look at her she's so
00:33:40plain please aura it's obviously a publicity stunt you know him he's probably just trying to make you
00:33:47jealous well it's working look at him together he looks so comfortable i mean he even introduced her
00:33:54to edison don't be silly everybody knows that chasel brady has only ever had eyes for you he's just
00:33:59trying to get your attention he's america's quarterback you're america's sweetheart this
00:34:04whole fiance thing is just a cry for you to take him back well he knows where to find me
00:34:10when he's
00:34:11done playing with his little toys it's a story just about a small town girl um she actually runs into
00:34:18the sorry well dora i'll tell you what it's got potential really yeah oh i think that's yeah i'm so
00:34:28sorry guys i gotta take this yeah totally bye chase all long time no see aura i told you i
00:34:37don't like
00:34:37public theatrics and this must be your new friend or advance it's a pleasure oh okay don't check it out
00:34:46who is this please don't tell me you're in a love triangle situation because i put a no
00:34:55homewrecking clause in the contract can you dial back on the melodramatic soap opera plots please
00:35:02she's just a clean ex we broke up centuries ago and just play along so we can get rid of
00:35:07her
00:35:07she'll be gone okay i'll help you but i'm not paying rent this month fine i wasn't expecting you to
00:35:14pay
00:35:14anyway you're cheap well chasel aren't you gonna introduce your new friend i can do it i'm dora it's nice
00:35:20to
00:35:20actually if you haven't heard the news i'd be happy to clarify this is dora my fiance
00:35:35oh my god chasel's serious this time who's that girl i don't know but she just bagged the most
00:35:42unobtainable man in the adult uh-huh chasel always a comedian
00:35:53well regardless right congratulations fiance or not um but dora i really meant what i said earlier your
00:36:03manuscripts it has heart it's got a lot of potential i would love to sit up a meeting with you
00:36:09thank you
00:36:10thank you so much mr graham okay let me see the story that has been so touched hold this oh
00:36:16eddie
00:36:17always the sentimental fool but this this is pathetic you know all weepy heart zero brains
00:36:28it'd be embarrassing for you to invest in this
00:36:31trash trash
00:36:37no
00:36:38Oh, no!
00:36:39Get!
00:36:40Door!
00:36:43No!
00:36:50No!
00:36:55Hey!
00:36:56Hey!
00:36:57No!
00:36:58Hey!
00:36:59No!
00:37:00Are you insane?
00:37:01Protect the paper!
00:37:02Come on!
00:37:03Come on!
00:37:06God.
00:37:07Jesus.
00:37:08Seriously, what were you thinking?
00:37:10You're going to risk drowning for a manuscript.
00:37:12Oh my god, I wasn't drowning.
00:37:14Nice call.
00:37:15And this is my life, okay?
00:37:16This is my work.
00:37:18Wait, were you worried about me?
00:37:22Look, don't flatter yourself.
00:37:23I just don't want to play doctor when you get sick.
00:37:25It'd be a total pain in my ass.
00:37:27It's typical.
00:37:28Can't even get one decent lie out of my man's mouth.
00:37:34Look, your opinion of her story means nothing.
00:37:37And you don't get to shame someone for actually creating something.
00:37:40Are you really going to lower yourself for this nobody?
00:37:44Is she really worth your reputation, Jason?
00:37:47Let's get one thing clear, Aura.
00:37:50Yeah.
00:37:51The only thing low here is your act.
00:37:54Yeah, daddy's money bought your seat.
00:37:56It didn't buy you the right to judge people.
00:38:00How could you?
00:38:01Apologize to her now.
00:38:05Let's just calm down.
00:38:07Jaisal, all right.
00:38:08Aura, you did go a little too far.
00:38:10And that's fine.
00:38:11We just...
00:38:11Save it.
00:38:12This is not a boardroom negotiation.
00:38:14Either she apologizes to my fiancé,
00:38:16or I walk from your little club permanently.
00:38:19What's it going to be?
00:38:21Can you just apologize, Jason?
00:38:25Mm-hmm.
00:38:27I...
00:38:30Apologize.
00:38:35Ready to go.
00:38:37Yeah.
00:38:40I gotta be honest, though.
00:38:41Dora, she is fine.
00:38:43No, she is not.
00:38:44I caught like I see it.
00:38:46No, Jaisal's just writing that new toy hi.
00:38:49Pretty soon, I'll come running back to me where he belongs.
00:39:01Seriously?
00:39:03You've been crying since 8 p.m.
00:39:05Are you secretly a water balloon?
00:39:09She called my life's work trash, okay?
00:39:14That's like someone being like,
00:39:16your Super Bowl rings are plastic, bro.
00:39:20Okay.
00:39:21One, they're vaulted.
00:39:23Okay.
00:39:24Okay.
00:39:25Two.
00:39:26Look, it's almost midnight.
00:39:29Decapitate her in your next draft,
00:39:31but please, please, please,
00:39:32just let me sleep.
00:39:35How are you so cold?
00:39:38Okay?
00:39:39Why don't men know how to consult
00:39:43a hysterical woman?
00:39:46Just do it like they do in the movies, okay?
00:39:49Be thoughtful and comforting and caring, okay?
00:39:53Just be like the freaking leading man.
00:40:02Come here.
00:40:07Like this?
00:40:20Are you feeling better now?
00:40:23Are you feeling better now?
00:40:25Today, he jumped in the pool to save me,
00:40:28and now he's comforting me?
00:40:31What?
00:40:43Christ, you know,
00:40:45you raccoon eyes.
00:40:46You're tragic.
00:40:48Buy a waterproof next time.
00:40:50You go to bed.
00:41:00What the hell was that?
00:41:02I almost kissed her.
00:41:04The walking disaster?
00:41:16My heart never raced like this for Felix,
00:41:18not even once.
00:41:19So why is it going crazy now?
00:41:22Oh, no.
00:41:24Don't tell me I'm actually
00:41:25calling for him.
00:41:28Dee is my soulmate.
00:41:30I'm sure of that.
00:41:32Dora?
00:41:33She's just some random woman
00:41:34who happened to be in my house.
00:41:36That's it.
00:41:41Hey.
00:41:42What are you up to?
00:41:44What?
00:41:45What?
00:41:48What?
00:41:49What?
00:41:49What?
00:41:50Confession.
00:41:51I might be into someone,
00:41:53and it's terrifying.
00:42:04Good morning, Sleeping Beauty.
00:42:08Your pancakes are going to get cold.
00:42:15Fine.
00:42:16I guess I'll eat your bacon myself.
00:42:26Jesus, Chasel.
00:42:29Oh, my God.
00:42:30What did you do?
00:42:33An alcoholic Christmas tree?
00:42:36You are so drunk and...
00:42:39and talented.
00:43:00Wait.
00:43:01Jesus, Chasel.
00:43:03Stop.
00:43:04You're burning up.
00:43:05We need a doctor.
00:43:06Now.
00:43:06Come on.
00:43:06No doctors.
00:43:09No press.
00:43:11Are you serious right now?
00:43:14You're burning up.
00:43:16Imagine the tabloids.
00:43:19I'm doing two-degree fever.
00:43:20It takes out Iron Man Chasel.
00:43:22No, I'd rather die.
00:43:25Wow.
00:43:27Your damn ego needs an ICU of its own.
00:43:30Also, what the hell?
00:43:32Did you get dumped by someone or something?
00:43:35Fuck.
00:43:36You are scarily perceptive,
00:43:39and you're not crying.
00:43:40Fine.
00:43:42Die here.
00:43:43I'm not planning your funeral.
00:43:50She's kind of cute.
00:44:13Every rom-com has this scene.
00:44:16Girl finds the guy she's crushing on,
00:44:17totally defenseless,
00:44:18passed out in front of her.
00:44:20Now comes the million-dollar question.
00:44:23What's her next move?
00:44:47Since when did you take your temperature with my face?
00:44:51It's a European method,
00:44:53and it's very accurate.
00:44:56Right.
00:44:57And I'm the Pope.
00:45:04Bathroom?
00:45:05Now, unless, uh,
00:45:06you want me to puke on you?
00:45:06Oh, come on.
00:45:08Oh, me.
00:45:09All right.
00:45:10Oh, here.
00:45:14Chasel!
00:45:15I brought you a new Christmas sweater that I knitted.
00:45:20Chasel?
00:45:22Are you home?
00:45:25Oh, thank God.
00:45:27You're so heavy.
00:45:29Muscle density, sweetheart.
00:45:31What?
00:45:32You want to see me naked again?
00:45:34No.
00:45:35I just, I'm worried.
00:45:37What if you fall or something?
00:45:39I'm not so weak
00:45:39that I need help from a woman
00:45:41to take my pants off.
00:45:42Unless that's, uh,
00:45:45unless that's what you're hoping for.
00:45:48You're shameless.
00:45:51Whoa!
00:45:55Damn.
00:45:56You really went for that?
00:45:57It was an accident, I swear.
00:45:59Sure it was.
00:45:59It was.
00:46:00Oh, my God!
00:46:04Oh, my God!
00:46:07Grandma, what are you doing here?
00:46:09What am I doing here?
00:46:11After your superhero stunt,
00:46:14even the Pope knows you're engaged.
00:46:16Did you think I wouldn't investigate?
00:46:20You know,
00:46:21I thought he hired an actress.
00:46:24Like one of those ridiculous
00:46:26vertical short dramas.
00:46:28But,
00:46:29after seeing all this,
00:46:32I'm reassured.
00:46:34Oh, uh, well,
00:46:36actually, we, um,
00:46:37aren't.
00:46:38You know what?
00:46:39Case closed.
00:46:40Now you see we are a
00:46:41real, happy couple.
00:46:43So please leave.
00:46:44Your mother and father
00:46:46saw the pictures
00:46:47of you rescuing her
00:46:49from the pool.
00:46:50They want to see you.
00:46:51So,
00:46:52you will bring your
00:46:54fiancée
00:46:55seven o'clock
00:46:57sharp.
00:46:58I can't,
00:46:59okay?
00:46:59I'm
00:47:01sick.
00:47:01I have a, uh,
00:47:03a really bad fever.
00:47:04Oh, yeah.
00:47:05Men don't get sick.
00:47:06They get dramatic.
00:47:08Take a pill
00:47:09and stop the theatrics.
00:47:11Be there.
00:47:15Oh.
00:47:16Yes, dear.
00:47:17Be careful.
00:47:19Don't let these men
00:47:20fool you,
00:47:21okay?
00:47:22No, ma'am.
00:47:22I mean,
00:47:23what is a man?
00:47:24Uh,
00:47:25legs,
00:47:27a cock,
00:47:28and words
00:47:29that just
00:47:29float out of their mouth
00:47:31and disappear
00:47:32once they're said.
00:47:33Right.
00:47:33You let me know
00:47:35if Chase
00:47:36will bullies you,
00:47:37okay?
00:47:38Yeah.
00:47:38Dude,
00:47:39come on, Grandma.
00:47:40Hey.
00:47:45Wow.
00:47:47Your grandma's
00:47:48so cool.
00:47:53Nope.
00:47:54Whoa.
00:47:56I can't do this.
00:47:58Your parents
00:47:59probably used
00:47:59solid gold toothpicks,
00:48:01and I'm gonna say
00:48:02something stupid,
00:48:02and then they'll have me
00:48:03arrested,
00:48:03for poor taste.
00:48:04Think of it like,
00:48:05like research.
00:48:07My family
00:48:08makes your villains
00:48:09look like amateurs.
00:48:13Okay, but
00:48:14where's your grandma?
00:48:16I thought she'd be here
00:48:17for this.
00:48:18She spends Christmas Eve
00:48:19at home
00:48:20with my grandpa.
00:48:22Passed away
00:48:23ten years ago,
00:48:23and it's kind of her thing.
00:48:26You ready?
00:48:28Okay.
00:48:29Go?
00:48:30Okay.
00:48:31You knock.
00:48:33It's all right.
00:48:35It's all right.
00:48:43Mom?
00:48:44Dad?
00:48:45This is Dora.
00:48:49So nice to meet you both.
00:48:54Dinner's getting cold.
00:49:08mashed potatoes are really good.
00:49:12Didn't make this grown up, but...
00:49:16we saw Aura at the club.
00:49:18She looked radiant.
00:49:22Such a waste you let that one get away.
00:49:25You were a perfect match.
00:49:28Mom,
00:49:29Dora is right here.
00:49:31Please,
00:49:32show some respect.
00:49:33It's okay.
00:49:34Respect.
00:49:35Respect.
00:49:35For what?
00:49:37A girl with no job
00:49:38who thinks she can latch on to our son
00:49:40and marry into this family?
00:49:43Let me be clear.
00:49:45That will never happen.
00:49:51You know what?
00:49:53I am not surprised.
00:49:55This is what you two always do,
00:49:57isn't it?
00:49:57Jason.
00:49:58Watch your tone.
00:49:59We're stating facts.
00:50:01This family has standards.
00:50:04Your standard.
00:50:05Your standard is a bank statement.
00:50:08You only care about money,
00:50:09about status.
00:50:10I mean,
00:50:11have you ever even once
00:50:12asked what I want?
00:50:14I can't think of one time.
00:50:16Grow up, son.
00:50:18You're not a person.
00:50:19You're a franchise.
00:50:20And you're risking everything
00:50:22for this fucking nobody.
00:50:24Her name is Dora.
00:50:27And I'm not gonna marry Aura
00:50:28or whoever you want, okay?
00:50:30It's my life.
00:50:31I'm gonna do with it
00:50:31what I want.
00:50:32Got it?
00:50:33Not why you parry my name.
00:50:40Maybe I don't want it.
00:50:45I'm sorry.
00:50:46Let's go.
00:50:48Now.
00:50:48Okay.
00:50:59Okay, Chisel.
00:51:00Slow down.
00:51:01It's not worth getting
00:51:02this angry over.
00:51:02No, you're right.
00:51:03I should not have brought you
00:51:04here to witness this scene.
00:51:05Look, I just think you guys
00:51:07shouldn't be talking
00:51:07to each other like that.
00:51:09They're just worried about you.
00:51:11That's all.
00:51:12Worried?
00:51:13Is that what you call
00:51:14calculating my net worth
00:51:15since I was 16?
00:51:16I don't.
00:51:17Don't you dare defend them.
00:51:20Don't you dare defend them.
00:51:22I'm not defending them.
00:51:23I'm defending you, okay?
00:51:25You shouldn't be enemies
00:51:26with your own parents.
00:51:27Look, you don't get it, okay?
00:51:29You never will.
00:51:30You just swoop in
00:51:32with your rom-com logic
00:51:33and think you can fix everything.
00:51:34You can't script real life.
00:51:37Okay, fine, fine.
00:51:39Sorry that I was trying
00:51:40to look out for you.
00:51:41I won't do it again.
00:51:43You can trust me on that.
00:51:44Just let me out.
00:51:46Let me out.
00:51:47Please stop the car.
00:51:47I am, I am.
00:51:48Now.
00:51:53Fine, enjoy your walk.
00:51:55Oh, I will.
00:52:02Wait, what?
00:52:04Aren't you supposed to get out
00:52:05and tell me not to be angry?
00:52:06This isn't how it's supposed to work.
00:52:09Asshole.
00:52:13Dora?
00:52:16Damn it.
00:52:17Chasel,
00:52:18it wasn't her fault.
00:52:20She was just trying to help.
00:52:21You shouldn't have taken it out on her.
00:52:33Dora!
00:52:38She's in a damn cocktail dress
00:52:39in the middle of nowhere.
00:52:41How are you thinking?
00:52:43Oh.
00:52:45Look.
00:52:47Ow.
00:52:52Dora,
00:52:53I am so glad you agreed to me.
00:52:55And I'm being totally honest
00:52:58when I said everything I said
00:52:59to the party was true.
00:53:00Your writing has soul.
00:53:02It's rare.
00:53:04Thanks.
00:53:06I really needed to hear that tonight.
00:53:09And that is why
00:53:10I want to invest in you.
00:53:13But not just a book.
00:53:15A whole bigger scale.
00:53:16A biography.
00:53:18A biography
00:53:19about Chasel Brady.
00:53:22Now, hear me out.
00:53:23Okay, look.
00:53:24I know he's already said no
00:53:25to every single producer in town.
00:53:26I get that.
00:53:27But you, Dora.
00:53:30You
00:53:30have the keys.
00:53:35This is it.
00:53:36The career break
00:53:37I've prayed for.
00:53:39But I can't betray
00:53:40Chasel's trust.
00:53:42Mr. Gray,
00:53:43thank you.
00:53:44But if he already said no,
00:53:45then that's the answer.
00:53:46I won't go behind his back.
00:53:51You know,
00:53:52I thought you'd say that.
00:53:53And hey,
00:53:54I get it.
00:53:55I mean,
00:53:56most people would sell
00:53:57their mothers for a deal
00:53:58like this.
00:53:59But you,
00:54:01you're not a gold digger.
00:54:03Are you, Dora?
00:54:04You're the real thing.
00:54:07Honestly,
00:54:07this might be
00:54:08the worst decision
00:54:09I've ever made.
00:54:11Look,
00:54:12I know.
00:54:12You're concerned.
00:54:14And you have
00:54:14every right to be.
00:54:16But
00:54:17the offer stands.
00:54:19Okay?
00:54:19And if you guys ever
00:54:20want to tell this story
00:54:21the right way,
00:54:25call me.
00:54:31I will.
00:54:33Thanks.
00:54:35You're that goddamn Dora?
00:54:38Yes.
00:54:44What the hell
00:54:46is wrong with you?
00:54:47Do you know this woman?
00:54:48No idea.
00:54:50You cheating skank.
00:54:52What,
00:54:52was one superstar
00:54:53not enough for you?
00:54:54You don't deserve,
00:54:56Chasel.
00:54:57Get out of his life.
00:55:01Enough.
00:55:07Dora,
00:55:08call me back,
00:55:08okay?
00:55:09I was an idiot.
00:55:10Just please
00:55:11let me know
00:55:12you're safe.
00:55:13Okay?
00:55:22Look,
00:55:23I was angry.
00:55:25I,
00:55:25I shouldn't have
00:55:26left you there.
00:55:28No.
00:55:29That's weak.
00:55:30Um,
00:55:36it was a bad play.
00:55:38I overreacted
00:55:39and
00:55:40won't happen again.
00:55:42Yeah,
00:55:42that's better.
00:55:43I like that.
00:55:51Okay.
00:55:52Okay.
00:55:53You got this,
00:55:54Chasel.
00:55:56Again,
00:55:57for everything.
00:55:58Yeah,
00:55:59of course.
00:55:59And
00:55:59I meant it
00:56:00when I said it,
00:56:01you have more spine
00:56:02than anybody
00:56:02in this town.
00:56:04Seriously though,
00:56:05if you need anything,
00:56:06anything at all,
00:56:07I would love to help.
00:56:11I appreciate it.
00:56:12Of course.
00:56:14And
00:56:15I will get this
00:56:16dry clean,
00:56:16return it to you.
00:56:17That you will not do
00:56:18because
00:56:19it looks way better
00:56:20on you
00:56:20and you're gonna keep it.
00:56:21You're gonna keep it.
00:56:22It's great.
00:56:23It's a little bad.
00:56:23I think so.
00:56:27Chasel.
00:56:31Hi.
00:56:32I was calling you.
00:56:34Didn't you get my messages?
00:56:35My phone died.
00:56:37And Edison
00:56:38actually picked me up
00:56:39and gave me a ride home.
00:56:41after
00:56:42a little incident.
00:56:45Great.
00:56:46Always playing the hero.
00:56:48Yeah.
00:56:49Appreciate the assist.
00:56:50Of course.
00:56:52Love to.
00:56:53Oh,
00:56:53by the way,
00:56:53you should keep
00:56:54some of your fans
00:56:55in check.
00:56:55They're
00:56:56getting a little handsy.
00:56:57I appreciate the concern,
00:56:59but I've got it.
00:57:00Oh,
00:57:01you do?
00:57:01I know.
00:57:02Yes.
00:57:04Excuse me?
00:57:06Okay.
00:57:07Is that yours?
00:57:07Yeah.
00:57:08Oh,
00:57:08that's nice.
00:57:09Wow.
00:57:10All right,
00:57:11well,
00:57:12on that note,
00:57:14my offer still stands.
00:57:16Thanks.
00:57:19And Dora,
00:57:20just remember,
00:57:22keep that backbone.
00:57:30Hey, soul.
00:57:35What is wrong with you?
00:57:36Keep your distance
00:57:37from Edison Gray.
00:57:39Excuse me?
00:57:40He was just helping me.
00:57:42Excuse me?
00:57:43He was just helping me.
00:57:44Newsflash,
00:57:45you're my fiance now.
00:57:46That means
00:57:46no cozying up
00:57:47to guys like Edison Gray,
00:57:48especially not
00:57:49where cameras can see.
00:57:50Cozying up?
00:57:51It's called
00:57:51basic human decency,
00:57:53or was there
00:57:54a no friends clause
00:57:55in your contract?
00:57:56He's not some
00:57:56innocent fanboy,
00:57:57okay?
00:57:57He's a vulture
00:57:58with a trust fund.
00:57:59Okay,
00:58:00so this is not
00:58:01about the media.
00:58:01you're just jealous.
00:58:03Oh,
00:58:03don't flatter yourself,
00:58:03sweetheart.
00:58:04I won't,
00:58:06because a real man
00:58:07would never
00:58:08leave his fiance
00:58:09stranded
00:58:10in the middle
00:58:10of the street,
00:58:11alone.
00:58:21smooth.
00:58:23Apologize.
00:58:24With step one,
00:58:26you went straight
00:58:26to being a possessive
00:58:28fucking asshole.
00:58:37Shit.
00:58:42Oh,
00:58:43by the way,
00:58:43you should keep
00:58:44some of your fans
00:58:44in check.
00:58:45They're getting
00:58:46a little pansy.
00:58:48He wasn't wrong.
00:58:49I made her a target,
00:58:50then left her out there.
00:58:52And instead of apologizing,
00:58:54I acted like
00:58:55she betrayed me.
00:59:00A hypothetical question.
00:59:01if a guy
00:59:03messes up badly
00:59:04with a girl,
00:59:05what's the best way
00:59:06to make it right?
00:59:16How do you
00:59:17pursue someone
00:59:18you've hurt?
00:59:23He's into someone?
00:59:24Since when?
00:59:26Start with a real apology.
00:59:28No excuses.
00:59:30Then show you listen.
00:59:31A thoughtful gift,
00:59:32a real date,
00:59:33actions,
00:59:34not just words.
00:59:38Thanks.
00:59:39Good advice.
00:59:44Dora,
00:59:44are you awake?
00:59:48Dora,
00:59:49are you awake?
00:59:53No.
00:59:54And go away.
00:59:56I'm officially
00:59:57boycotting you.
00:59:59Look,
01:00:00I get it.
01:00:01You have every right
01:00:02to be pissed.
01:00:03I'm sorry.
01:00:04Okay,
01:00:05I was a jackass.
01:00:07Leaving you out there
01:00:08was...
01:00:10was unforgivable.
01:00:12And I just saw the news.
01:00:15The wine thing?
01:00:17I didn't know.
01:00:21Look,
01:00:22you were right.
01:00:23I don't own you.
01:00:25And this fake
01:00:26engagement thing
01:00:26doesn't give me
01:00:27the right to act
01:00:28like I do.
01:00:32Chasel is...
01:00:34apologizing.
01:00:35Good night.
01:00:37Oh,
01:00:38and,
01:00:38um,
01:00:40I got you
01:00:41an early Christmas
01:00:41present,
01:00:43so...
01:00:43I'll just leave it
01:00:44at the door.
01:00:47Okay.
01:01:05Chasel bought me
01:01:06a gift?
01:01:07What?
01:01:12Mmm.
01:01:22Oh,
01:01:2650...
01:01:27Uh...
01:01:29Look,
01:01:34Uh...
01:01:35Magnetic...
01:01:37All right.
01:01:46Christmas gifts for the writer who's going to change the world.
01:01:50She deserves a sweater too.
01:01:53P.S. Would you like to watch a movie with me tomorrow?
01:01:56Not as fake fiancés, just us.
01:02:01An apology, some gifts, and asking me on a date.
01:02:06That's exactly what I told C to do.
01:02:17Fine. You're forgiven.
01:02:19And I guess my schedule's clear for tomorrow.
01:02:25Your graciousness humbles me, Your Highness.
01:02:27I'll try to be worthy.
01:02:42To anyone coming for my fiancée, the next photo you see will be a lawsuit.
01:02:49We're happy.
01:02:50Back off.
01:02:52Merry Christmas.
01:03:02Is this real?
01:03:04Or is it just part of the act?
01:03:06Is he actually falling for me?
01:03:13Chasel?
01:03:14Coming!
01:03:16Did you forget your keys again?
01:03:20Good morning.
01:03:21We need to talk.
01:03:24What, are you not happy to see me?
01:03:31Oh, gosh.
01:03:32Chasel must be suffering in this shoebox.
01:03:36I can smell the regret.
01:03:40Oh, is that burnt eggs or did a sewer main break in here?
01:03:43Oh, that's the breakfast Chasel made for me.
01:03:46Now, did you need something or did you just come to complain about the air quality?
01:03:51Don't act like Chasel cooks for you.
01:03:53I know that he doesn't know the way to his own kitchen.
01:03:55And I cannot believe that you live with him dressed like that.
01:03:59Like a little country mouse on an ounce of womanliness.
01:04:04Oh.
01:04:05What exactly is womanliness?
01:04:08This.
01:04:10Head-to-toe couture.
01:04:12Chanel on my body.
01:04:14Hermes on my arm.
01:04:17Well, he's not here.
01:04:18So, if the atmosphere is too common, the door is right there.
01:04:22I know that he's not here.
01:04:25I came for you.
01:04:28How much?
01:04:31To walk away from him.
01:04:33God, the villainous offer scene.
01:04:35I've written this a million times.
01:04:38Time to improvise.
01:04:41Ten million cash.
01:04:42And I want it in unmarked bills like it is in the movies.
01:04:45Ten million.
01:04:48Oh.
01:04:49That's not written in the story.
01:04:53Chasel, why are you carrying your own groceries?
01:04:55You have people to do that for you, you know?
01:04:58Ten million?
01:05:00That's my going rate.
01:05:02Twenty?
01:05:04Yeah, twenty.
01:05:05Split fifty-fifty, right?
01:05:07Twenty million?
01:05:08What are you two, robbers?
01:05:10Can't pay?
01:05:12Probably shouldn't act like such a big shot, then.
01:05:14I mean, you won't pay twenty for me?
01:05:16I mean, it's a love story.
01:05:18Oh, oh, oh, but she can afford it.
01:05:20This little country mouse?
01:05:23She's not buying me.
01:05:24She actually owns me.
01:05:26Now, if you don't mind, we have a date.
01:05:28So, you need to go.
01:05:29No.
01:05:31Oh, bye-bye.
01:05:31I hope never to see you again.
01:05:36Sick sweater, am I right?
01:05:37They're pretty sick.
01:05:38That makes you look pretty good.
01:05:39I know.
01:05:41Chase, all.
01:05:42We need to talk.
01:05:44I love you.
01:05:48All right, come on.
01:05:49Now they have keys to the hour.
01:05:51What movie are we seeing?
01:05:52Uh, it's a new one.
01:05:53You can tell me in the car.
01:05:54Pebbles, wait, wait, wait.
01:05:55Don't tell me.
01:05:56You think you're going on a date?
01:05:59Not while I'm here.
01:06:02You think people are going to laugh at us for our matching sweaters?
01:06:05Maybe, but let them.
01:06:06Yeah, I don't care.
01:06:11I'm sorry, can I help you?
01:06:13Follow that car and I will triple your rate.
01:06:16My boyfriend's in there.
01:06:17Since when am I your driver and since when is Brady your boyfriend?
01:06:20Since forever.
01:06:21Just drive.
01:06:24Extra butter, the only way to watch a movie.
01:06:29Okay, you do realize this officially makes us stalkers, right?
01:06:32Which is illegal in 12 states.
01:06:34First of all, mind your own business.
01:06:36And second of all, what's up with you?
01:06:38Don't tell me you have a crush on that little country mouse.
01:06:40No, to be honest, Dora has more talent than you.
01:06:42I'm just, I'm just singles.
01:06:44Oh, they're gone.
01:06:47So, when you said movie, you meant a romantic movie?
01:06:53I heard girls like this movie.
01:06:55And I think it'll help with your writing.
01:06:58Excuse me.
01:06:59Here we go.
01:07:00What the fuck are you doing?
01:07:02Oh, my God.
01:07:03What are the odds?
01:07:04I love this director.
01:07:06So, I ran into war outside.
01:07:08She insisted that we see this film.
01:07:11Yeah.
01:07:13Oh, my God.
01:07:14I just saw a rat.
01:07:15I just saw a rat.
01:07:16You would have never come to a movie theater like this.
01:07:18Get off.
01:07:19You weren't invited.
01:07:21Dora was.
01:07:24Don't look at me, troublemaker.
01:07:26You know, Dora, if this is too loud, we can always go back to my building.
01:07:29There's a private screening room.
01:07:31Or my place.
01:07:33It could be really good for your writing, you know?
01:07:34Can you not touch another man's fiancée?
01:07:37I'm sorry.
01:07:38I'm trying to help her with her career, something she actually needs.
01:07:40Hey, you guys need a fifth reelittle play?
01:07:42This is a movie theater on our swingers' party.
01:07:45I'm sorry.
01:07:47Oh, my God.
01:07:48You're Chase Brady.
01:07:50And you're the fiancée.
01:07:54No.
01:07:55No way.
01:07:56Oh, my God.
01:07:56That's so cool.
01:07:58Huge fan.
01:07:58Oh, thank you.
01:07:59Okay.
01:08:00You guys have fun.
01:08:01Let me all get some of you.
01:08:08You know, you and Addison would make a really great couple.
01:08:11You should really consider taking him up on his offer.
01:08:14Because you don't belong anywhere near Chasel's world.
01:08:20And you do?
01:08:21Of course I do.
01:08:23His parents love me.
01:08:25They would never accept an orphan with nothing to her name.
01:08:28But you wouldn't understand that.
01:08:31Because you're just a gold digger whose parents probably taught her nothing before they died.
01:08:39Say whatever you want about me.
01:08:42But don't ever bring up my parents again.
01:08:44Oh, is someone missing Mommy and Daddy?
01:08:47Oh, my God.
01:08:53What the hell are you doing?
01:08:55Oh, Chasel.
01:08:56She attacked me.
01:08:57I just said Merry Christmas and she went crazy.
01:09:00Oh, you liar.
01:09:01I mean, I remind everybody there is a crowd of fans in the lobby as we speak.
01:09:04So we need to go now.
01:09:07Addison, take Dora out back.
01:09:09I'll handle this.
01:09:18Knock it off, Ora.
01:09:21Don't be like that, Chasel.
01:09:23Think clearly.
01:09:25Our business.
01:09:28A marriage between us is the only thing that makes sense.
01:09:32I'm the best option for you.
01:09:35I mean, don't you remember how good we were together?
01:09:43Are you okay?
01:09:45Okay, look, for what it's worth, I believe you.
01:09:47I do.
01:09:48I'm sure she was the one who started it.
01:09:50Why do you believe me over her?
01:09:52Aren't you two friends?
01:09:53Because I've known Ora for years and I know what she's like when she's jealous.
01:09:56Okay, well, clearly Chasel doesn't see it.
01:09:57Okay, hold on.
01:09:58Hold on.
01:09:58You never know what that was, okay?
01:10:00You could have been getting you out of the line of fire, okay?
01:10:03Just don't assume.
01:10:04When all this blows over, just go ask him yourself.
01:10:08You're right.
01:10:08Yeah.
01:10:10I'm going to go see it now.
01:10:12Oh, no.
01:10:14Hey, boy.
01:10:21Dora.
01:10:29We're done, Ora.
01:10:32Stay away from both of us.
01:10:36Don't touch me.
01:10:37Dora, this isn't what you think.
01:10:39Oh, isn't it?
01:10:40Since you're still clearly hung up on her, let's just throw this whole contract thing away.
01:10:44I'm done being your fake fiance.
01:10:47When I get the money, please let me buy that house.
01:10:51That's all I'm asking.
01:10:52Look, the contract, after everything.
01:10:56You think any of this, defending you, jumping in a pool, is because of some sort of paper?
01:11:01Is that really what you believe?
01:11:02I don't know what to believe anymore, Chasel.
01:11:05But I'm not here to be a third wheel.
01:11:07A relationship for three?
01:11:09No thanks.
01:11:11It's time I walk away.
01:11:20I'm done being your fake fiancee.
01:11:23Huh.
01:11:25Fake fiancee?
01:11:27Oh, you two are so, so screwed.
01:11:33Dora, wait, it wasn't what it looked like, okay?
01:11:37Please just let me explain.
01:11:39Explain what?
01:11:41It's Christmas Eve.
01:11:43I thought I'd drop by.
01:11:45It is a family time, you know?
01:11:48I'll be staying over.
01:11:50What's wrong?
01:11:51You look like you've seen a ghost.
01:11:55Unless, unless this whole engagement thing was a lie.
01:12:00No!
01:12:02We're so very much in love.
01:12:05Chasel?
01:12:06Dora?
01:12:07You better be telling the truth.
01:12:10Really.
01:12:14I hope so.
01:12:15You're so cute, Grandma.
01:12:17We love you.
01:12:18You know I love you.
01:12:26Dora, what you saw at the cinema with Aura, it was not what it looked like, okay?
01:12:31Oh, it looks like you were holding her.
01:12:34Like you still have feelings for her.
01:12:35I don't want to see you.
01:12:36I was getting her off me, and I told her very clearly that I am done with her.
01:12:41You expect me to believe that?
01:12:43Yeah, okay.
01:12:44Please.
01:12:44I was about to tell you there's just a lot of things going on.
01:12:47I don't know.
01:12:47Hey!
01:12:48I don't want to hear it.
01:12:49That was the last time.
01:12:51I don't want to hear it.
01:12:53Okay?
01:12:54That was the last time.
01:12:57Tomorrow, we tell your grandmother the truth.
01:13:00Are you serious?
01:13:04After all that, you still think this is about Aura?
01:13:06I mean, how can you still not understand?
01:13:09It's not about that.
01:13:10Understand what?
01:13:11What is it about?
01:13:15Understand.
01:13:16Stop.
01:13:19Understand that the only one I love
01:13:24is you.
01:13:31You what?
01:13:33I said, I love you.
01:13:36And I mean it.
01:13:39I think, I think I started falling for you a long time ago.
01:13:46And way before I ever noticed you.
01:14:17You're staring at me?
01:14:18I'm just admiring the view.
01:14:27Merry Christmas, Dora.
01:14:30Merry Christmas, Jason.
01:14:32Hmm.
01:14:34All right.
01:14:35Get up.
01:14:36We're going out.
01:14:37Where are we going?
01:14:39Christmas shopping.
01:14:40I still need to get Grandma a gift.
01:14:45Last minute.
01:14:46I know.
01:14:47All right.
01:14:48Five more minutes.
01:14:49We'll go.
01:14:49Okay.
01:14:51So comfy.
01:14:52I know.
01:14:55Okay.
01:14:56How about this one?
01:14:59It's perfect.
01:15:00Yeah.
01:15:01Really?
01:15:02Yeah.
01:15:03We'll take it.
01:15:06Okay.
01:15:06I'll go take it.
01:15:10Oh, my God.
01:15:12You're Chazel Brady.
01:15:13And that's Dora.
01:15:14I saw your post on Instagram
01:15:16and it was so romantic.
01:15:18You two are perfect together.
01:15:20Thanks.
01:15:22Yeah.
01:15:40I'm done being your fake fiancée.
01:15:51Is everything okay?
01:15:53Grandma, just calm down, okay?
01:15:55We can explain.
01:15:57We'll be there in ten minutes.
01:16:00Is everything okay?
01:16:01We have to go.
01:16:02Like, now.
01:16:03Okay.
01:16:04Come on.
01:16:11Okay, Chazel, what's wrong?
01:16:12You're making me nervous.
01:16:13Our fight at the cinema?
01:16:16Someone recorded it.
01:16:17The entire thing.
01:16:18What?
01:16:20It's everywhere, Dora.
01:16:21Online.
01:16:21Everyone thinks we're a fake couple.
01:16:27You dead?
01:16:28What the hell was that, Chazel?
01:16:29Are you lying about this engagement?
01:16:31My phone is blowing up.
01:16:32The sponsors are saying you're a liar
01:16:33and they're threatening to pull out.
01:16:34I will handle the sponsors.
01:16:35You better.
01:16:37But Dora is my fiancée
01:16:39and that won't change.
01:16:43Chazel, this is all my fault.
01:16:45If I hadn't jumped to conclusions
01:16:47about you and Ora,
01:16:48if I hadn't just started this fight
01:16:50to begin with,
01:16:51there would be nothing to record.
01:16:52Stop that.
01:16:53Okay, this is not your fault.
01:16:55And believe me, I'll handle everything.
01:16:56I just need to go to the stadium
01:16:59and deal with the press, the team.
01:17:02Hey, can you just talk to Grandma,
01:17:03explain what's happening?
01:17:05Of course.
01:17:07We're gonna get through this.
01:17:09I promise.
01:17:12No matter what, I'm with you.
01:17:19I'm telling you, Chazel,
01:17:21it's the only way.
01:17:22You released a statement
01:17:24saying you've broken up with Dora
01:17:26and she was too emotional
01:17:28to say things she didn't mean.
01:17:30It's clean.
01:17:31Are you telling me to be a coward,
01:17:34lie to the entire world,
01:17:36and blame everything on the woman I love?
01:17:38All right, then what's your play?
01:17:40The sponsors are ready to walk.
01:17:43The best play would be to marry me.
01:17:47What?
01:17:49You.
01:17:50I knew it.
01:17:52You leaked the video, didn't you?
01:17:53I'm just trying to help the truth find the light.
01:17:56Oh, seriously.
01:17:59So this is what all the fuss is about?
01:18:03I'm sorry, Grandma Brady.
01:18:05This is all my fault.
01:18:07Nonsense.
01:18:09This is the fault of a jealous ex-girlfriend
01:18:12and a man that doesn't know how to use his words.
01:18:17Listen, I've known my grandson his entire life,
01:18:22and he has never, not even once,
01:18:26let another woman stay overnight in his home.
01:18:30The fact that you're here now
01:18:32shows that he is madly in love with you.
01:18:37But his parents...
01:18:39Oh, don't worry about Chris and Nancy.
01:18:43I'll take care of them.
01:18:46Chasel is head over heels in love with you.
01:18:54Face it, Chasel.
01:18:55I'm your only option.
01:18:58You think you can corner me into marrying you?
01:19:01There's one thing you should learn about me.
01:19:03I don't respond to threats.
01:19:06Because I told you we're done.
01:19:09The only woman I love and that I will marry is Dora.
01:19:15And as for what you did,
01:19:17my lawyer will be in touch.
01:19:23Un-fucking-believable.
01:19:26Dora!
01:19:29I'm home.
01:19:30We need to talk.
01:19:32She's gone, Chasel.
01:19:34What do you mean she's gone?
01:19:36Where did she go?
01:19:37Gone.
01:19:39Gone, gone?
01:19:44I don't understand.
01:19:46Why leave when you clearly love each other?
01:19:50Don't you trust Chasel?
01:19:52Oh, yes.
01:19:54I trust him.
01:19:57And that's exactly why I can't stay
01:19:59and become his meanness.
01:20:03But don't worry.
01:20:04In my story, I'm the protagonist.
01:20:07And I need to write my next chapter.
01:20:09You know my fans are waiting.
01:20:12Come here.
01:20:13I'm with you.
01:20:16You made the right choice
01:20:17in investing in Chasel Brady.
01:20:19All right.
01:20:23Oh!
01:20:24I can't believe you actually pulled it off.
01:20:27And by yourself.
01:20:29You seem to forget I'm the best player
01:20:30in football history.
01:20:31They still count on me to win
01:20:32after Christmas break, okay?
01:20:35All right.
01:20:36Crisis averted.
01:20:38What's your next move?
01:20:41Go see about a girl.
01:20:51I can't believe in a million years
01:20:53that you actually wrote your story.
01:20:56It's amazing.
01:20:58Thanks.
01:20:59First time for everything, I guess.
01:21:02I think this all just taught me
01:21:04to finally be honest with myself.
01:21:08You know what?
01:21:09I changed my mind.
01:21:10I did.
01:21:11I changed my mind.
01:21:12I want to invest in this story.
01:21:14Screw Chasel's autobiography.
01:21:16Dork, do you realize
01:21:17that once people read this,
01:21:19no one's going to care
01:21:20about that video anyway?
01:21:23Okay.
01:21:24Well, let me just publish a few chapters first.
01:21:28My fans have been waiting forever.
01:21:30Oh, I'm sure.
01:21:32Okay.
01:21:34Yes, there it is.
01:21:35Wow.
01:21:37Good job.
01:21:38Thanks.
01:21:39I hope they like it.
01:21:41They're going to love it.
01:21:48I messed up.
01:21:50I know the whole world saw us fighting,
01:21:52but I swear,
01:21:54our relationship is real.
01:21:56Dora is my fiance,
01:21:57the only woman I love.
01:21:59Dora, if you see this,
01:22:01I'm sorry.
01:22:07Dora is me and Dora,
01:22:10if that means.
01:22:13Dora is D?
01:22:23Dora is D?
01:22:29Oh, I did.
01:22:32Chasel, how did you?
01:22:34You just told me yourself.
01:22:41You know, I love the new story,
01:22:43by the way.
01:22:46Our story.
01:22:50So, you're C.
01:22:56Thank you for your advice before.
01:22:59It definitely helped.
01:23:00But, uh, this time,
01:23:03I think I'm going to do things my way.
01:23:13Dora Swift,
01:23:15I have fallen for you
01:23:17irrevocably,
01:23:19completely.
01:23:22Will you marry me?
01:23:27Yes, yes, yes.
01:23:28Oh, my God.
01:23:35Come here.
01:23:37You are the best Christmas gift
01:23:40I've ever received.
01:23:41I mean, no.
01:23:53I'm not going to be a good one.
01:23:54I'm not going to be a good one.
01:23:54I'm not going to be a good one.
01:23:54I'm not going to be a good one.
01:23:54I'm not going to be a good one.
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