00:00The following program is meant for a very immature, mature audience. Viewer discretion is highly advised.
00:30Super naughty home videos. All the stuff you did from that camera hidden in your closet. All the kinkiest, sexiest,
00:37grossest, most violent images ever captured in the video will be seen in the next 90 minutes.
00:51Due to a technical fault, which had nothing to do with an angry phone call from the chairman we just
00:56got, we are unable to broadcast the remainder of tonight's advertised program.
01:02In the meantime, we now present this alternate program live from Studio 8. You're watching EBC1.
01:11Hi. Hi. How are you? Fine. We don't know what you're watching, so we're not going to tell you or
01:16we're going to return you to it.
01:17Oh, we're watching animal porn.
01:24Unfortunately, due to technical issues, we cannot go back to Studio 8. We now present on film this alternative, alternate
01:33program. Thank you.
01:36Hello there. I'm George Putnam. I'd like to begin with a fact. A simple yet shocking fact. It is this.
01:46Our constitution was written by the homosexuals, lesbians, sadists, masochists, and other sex deviants.
02:00Well, we had to go away from the film from a sec due to technical fault, which I understand has
02:05now been corrected. We now return you to the alternative, alternate film.
02:18Due to numerous technical faults, which had nothing to do with the birthday party that got out of hand this
02:23afternoon, we're unable to broadcast our advertised program or our alternate program or our alternate program.
02:32While we are fixing things here and washing a few mouths up with soap, we now cross over to EBC2
02:39for their programming already in progress.
02:47I know.
02:48The sunny sky is bright like fire.
02:52You and me gets higher and higher.
02:56How to come, you want to catch your fire.
03:00The only thing can stop us is fire.
03:06Hey love, Cruz.
03:10please stand by normal programming will resume shortly so happy we're watching animal porn
03:22ebc2 and ebc1 are unable to broadcast at this time due to numerous technical faults
03:31alternate programming will commence shortly but in the meantime here's a look ahead at some of the
03:38shows you'll be seeing on ebc television in the days to come this is the overheated world of baby
03:54doll oh what's that from the Bible ignore the mother goose book the dumb fat husband baby the
04:04shifty sneaking Italian I'm known as a lot that runs a syndicate plantation the big black buck
04:15due to a technical fault we're unable to show you the rest of that promo nor could can we broadcast
04:20the film that it's advertising this Tuesday ebc1 and ebc2 are unable to broadcast at this time due
04:27to numerous technical difficulties in the meantime we now hand you over to the ebc news channel for
04:34their evening programming already in progress
04:44guy doing with one of these have you ever seen one of these batons oh i have already no no
04:49i have one
04:50of those batons that says it's called an asp it's a collapse due to technical faults with ebc1 ebc2
04:56all alternate and alternative alternate programming and appear to be even the graphics department uh
05:04along with the news channel we are unable to broadcast television right now can someone get them please
05:09jeez jeez how embarrassing uh we now uh hand you over to ebc radio 2 our own radio super 6
05:18um right now
05:22now due to the libertine atmosphere in broadcasting today we will bring you several words like fuck
05:29cunt and shit right after these 60 seconds
05:36what they got invited to the birthday party what was going on there i don't under what
05:39well we're on the air oh hello uh this is ebc1 and due to no real number of technical faults
05:49we are unable to broadcast anything at this time
05:58we now present an alternative program at this time letting bygones be bygones enjoy
06:09fuck cunt and shit right after these 60
06:13you
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