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00:00:24You know what Lily our season is coming to an end, and I'm gonna miss you a lot
00:00:28Oh, I'm gonna miss you too. Oh, thank you, baby. I got a present for you. This is a perfume
00:00:34Whenever you wear it, you will miss me
00:00:37Kiss you could not tell anyone. I have given you this. Okay, so let's go
00:00:42Either say Joe either say Joe either need a ha ha ha ha. Bye. Keep missing me
00:00:53Hey, Chili, how are you?
00:00:56I'm really you know what the season is coming to an end, and I'm gonna miss you very badly
00:01:01I'm gonna miss you too. Oh, thank you, baby. I got a present for you
00:01:06For you whenever you will wear it you will miss me
00:01:11You see ko batana ni manet me dear he got really if I'm a little but yes a office Leo
00:01:16Go and check if the guests are there. Okay perfect
00:01:18Good evening and welcome to the great Indian company show
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00:01:49Well.
00:01:50Yeah, it was a second and a second.
00:01:51That image is worse than two things.
00:01:53Like someone told me you are going to give me Rs. 1,000,000 and then he told me you
00:01:56to come back and go back to another one.
00:01:57When you are the truth, it becomes worse than two things.
00:02:03You go to meet someone with a patient in a hospital.
00:02:06Don't talk too much.
00:02:06If you are not a doctor, I should take a perché.
00:02:09After this, you're coming back to another hospital.
00:02:12Damn you aren't working.
00:02:12The question I've asked to ask you about it.
00:02:13Just ask you two things.
00:02:15OK, what happened, OK, I will walk onto your house according to your house.
00:02:17He will be fine.
00:02:18If he is fine for 4 days, he will be fine for 2 days.
00:02:21He said that I will see the bill, I will see the bill.
00:02:23I will buy it or not, he will know it.
00:02:24Yes, I will see it.
00:02:28It doesn't need to be more than two things.
00:02:29And it doesn't need to be less than two things.
00:02:32If a wife calls a person,
00:02:34saying, darling, I am missing you.
00:02:35When will you come to the house?
00:02:36A person is going to rise up.
00:02:39In the same time, I get the news,
00:02:40and I take the bottle of Daru.
00:02:43They will do two things.
00:02:45They will do two things.
00:02:46If the wife does one thing,
00:02:48that you have to talk to your house,
00:02:50the person's blood pressure will increase.
00:02:51I don't know what to talk about.
00:02:54I don't know what to talk about him.
00:02:55What will he ask?
00:02:58Then he will go to the house,
00:02:59and as much as a temple or a temple,
00:03:01he will lose everything.
00:03:02That God will save you.
00:03:05The person is scared.
00:03:09He will give the doctor a lift.
00:03:13He will leave you.
00:03:13He will leave you.
00:03:15He will leave you.
00:03:15He will leave you in the train and buses.
00:03:17Only in India.
00:03:19The English people,
00:03:19they don't have to suffer a lot.
00:03:21They don't talk a lot.
00:03:22One says,
00:03:23Hey, good morning.
00:03:25One says,
00:03:26Good morning.
00:03:26One says,
00:03:26One says,
00:03:27One says,
00:03:27One says,
00:03:28One says,
00:03:29One says,
00:03:33One says,
00:03:34Trump comes out.
00:03:36How does he have used the tariffs,
00:03:38The people said,
00:03:39He has used the tariffs on my pants,
00:03:42To sit behind me.
00:03:46We have to talk about this in Hindustan.
00:03:49Sometimes it's like this.
00:03:50One person has eaten water and the other person has to talk about it.
00:03:53One person has eaten water and he goes to the train.
00:03:55The other person says, I'm going to go to the train.
00:03:58Begusrae.
00:04:01I'm going to the office.
00:04:05I'm going to the wedding.
00:04:06I'm going to the wedding.
00:04:08I'm going to the wedding.
00:04:09I'm going to the wedding.
00:04:11I'm going to the wedding.
00:04:12Who is this?
00:04:14Five sons and two sons.
00:04:19Okay.
00:04:20After that, the wedding will be given water in the head.
00:04:28And the way we have so many languages in our country,
00:04:31but then we understand another thing.
00:04:33This is a very big thing.
00:04:34So, something will be happening here today.
00:04:36Because today's our guest,
00:04:38one who says,
00:04:38There are some superstars of Telugu film.
00:04:40Their Hindi is a little bit more.
00:04:42And I can only speak Telugu in the name of Telugu.
00:04:47The rest of the English children are English.
00:04:49Let me see how long I am.
00:04:53Please welcome Mr. Jagpati Babu,
00:04:58Mr. Teja Sacha, Shriya Saran and Ritika Nayak.
00:05:17Welcome, welcome Teja.
00:05:19Welcome, welcome Ritika.
00:05:20Welcome Sir.
00:05:22Welcome Shriya.
00:05:24Let us all start.
00:05:32Jagpati Sir, Teja, Ritika and Shriya
00:05:40Thank you sir.
00:05:42Thank you sir.
00:05:44Shriya has come first to our show.
00:05:46Jagpati Sir and Ritika and Teja
00:05:48have come first.
00:05:50Jagpati Babu Sir will be seen in a lot of films.
00:05:53He has made a film in his 35 years of career.
00:05:57Wow.
00:06:00He has made a film in every kind of role.
00:06:04He is like South Indian dish, Rasam.
00:06:07Which you can eat with anyone.
00:06:10Sir, so many films, so many characters.
00:06:14Are you multi-talented or you have multiple EMIs to pay?
00:06:22First of all, the compliment, Rasam is good.
00:06:24I will take it as Navarasa.
00:06:28I prefer to be Sambhar.
00:06:29Because Sambhar has everything in it already.
00:06:31It's Paisa Vasul, right?
00:06:34Oh, Sambhar.
00:06:37And sir, you are looking so dashing.
00:06:40So amazing.
00:06:40Your salt and pepper look is great.
00:06:42So is it your favourite look or you are just lazy?
00:06:45I mean...
00:06:46I am from the...
00:06:49Zinzi.
00:06:50Oh!
00:06:50Oh!
00:06:51So...
00:06:53Being lazy is the latest fashion.
00:06:55Actually.
00:06:55So I was lazy, that's all.
00:06:57First of all, sorry for my bad English.
00:06:59My English is almost in last stage.
00:07:01No, no, sir.
00:07:02Fine.
00:07:03You have developed a lot after Netflix, sir.
00:07:05Seriously?
00:07:06I am a big fan of your English, sir.
00:07:08Oh!
00:07:08Wow!
00:07:10One person has taken us in our country.
00:07:12Sir, so today is the first time my brain is working from both sides.
00:07:17Like, I am trying to explain you that what I am trying to say.
00:07:21At the same time, I am also trying to understand myself that what I want to...
00:07:25Okay.
00:07:25I mean...
00:07:27Oh!
00:07:28I will tell you something about Teja.
00:07:31No, no, no.
00:07:32Leave it.
00:07:33Leave it.
00:07:33Leave it.
00:07:34I am Teja, okay?
00:07:35Leave it.
00:07:36I am not telling you anything.
00:07:37I am not telling you today.
00:07:39I am telling you today.
00:07:40The Teja is...
00:07:46Yes!
00:07:47I am telling you,
00:07:47Yes!
00:07:48I will tell you a lot about Teja's Hanuman film in the future.
00:07:49Yes!
00:07:52Very happy you ask for that.
00:07:54Yes!
00:07:55What a lovely film.
00:07:56I love to have you all so much.
00:07:58People are so like winning their stars out there all the way into their heroes.
00:08:02All by their heroes put a special title on their heroes.
00:08:04They will be added to their names.
00:08:07Super Hero Teja Sajja.
00:08:08Super Hero.
00:08:09Wow!
00:08:11Teja, when people say Super Hero,
00:08:24Did you even understand his question?
00:08:25Yeah, I understood.
00:08:27Bro, I love your outfit.
00:08:30I love yours also.
00:08:32Flowers, huh?
00:08:33Yeah, flowers.
00:08:33I like it.
00:08:34If you will give them water, they will...
00:08:44Okay, Teja is the first Pan-India star, whose pan card was made in half an age.
00:08:50Now, why?
00:08:52Because they debuted in half an age with Chirin Jeevi Sir.
00:08:55Oh, wow.
00:08:56In half an age.
00:09:01In half an age, I don't know a child.
00:09:04Very small kid.
00:09:06When you grow up, you asked what I've done in films.
00:09:08Where are my savings?
00:09:09Where are my savings?
00:09:11I've asked, but I haven't.
00:09:13They've asked the producers.
00:09:15What did they say?
00:09:16Because they didn't give me money.
00:09:18You didn't give them money?
00:09:19No, I'm working with them.
00:09:22So, I would like to...
00:09:23Adjust it.
00:09:24...referent from talking anything about it.
00:09:26Adjust it.
00:09:27But do you remember any memories, Teja?
00:09:30I have a lot of memories growing up when I was a small child.
00:09:34Watching your show also, I have memories.
00:09:35Seriously?
00:09:36Bro, you made my day.
00:09:39See, guys.
00:09:42On a very humble note, superstar Teja is also my fan.
00:09:46Sir.
00:09:47Not just me, sir.
00:09:49Everybody in South India are your fans.
00:09:52Oh, 100%.
00:09:52All the actors are your fans.
00:09:54Yeah, 100%.
00:09:54All the stars are your fans.
00:09:55Love you, Teja, my bro.
00:09:56I'll tell you what.
00:09:58We got inspired by your hosting.
00:10:00We love your hosting.
00:10:01Thank you, bro.
00:10:01Not just your shows.
00:10:03Even the award shows that you host.
00:10:05We were inspired a lot.
00:10:06Me and...
00:10:07You know Rana Daghubati, sir?
00:10:08Of course, of course.
00:10:09Yeah, so he's a very good friend of ours.
00:10:11We were inspired by your shows, the hosting, and we started doing a show.
00:10:15We also roasted everybody like you today.
00:10:19But you walk away with it.
00:10:22We were trapped in controversy.
00:10:24That's it.
00:10:26Shriya, our fourth time is getting married.
00:10:28We met in a first time, we met in the award show.
00:10:30We met in the film fair.
00:10:32Sir, you met me also once, sir.
00:10:33Do you remember that?
00:10:35I...
00:10:35How old...
00:10:36You remember only Shriya meeting Shriya?
00:10:37Only girls.
00:10:38I understand.
00:10:42When I met her first time, we became a Shimla Mirj.
00:10:45And now I became a Baggeech.
00:10:47You remember how much love you have in your heart for me?
00:10:50Very good.
00:10:51How much love you have in your heart for me?
00:10:52How sweet.
00:10:52Both of you happy?
00:10:53Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:10:54Okay, so...
00:10:54We'll go and sit, sir.
00:10:55Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:10:55Come, come, come.
00:10:56Come, please.
00:11:02So first time, I met with Shriya in the film fair.
00:11:05Second time, he came to our show for Drishyam.
00:11:08Third time, he came to our show again for Drishyam.
00:11:11After that, this is my family.
00:11:13Oh, my God.
00:11:15Shriya, ma'am's husband is also a big fan of yours.
00:11:18Yeah, yeah.
00:11:19He loves you.
00:11:20When you met in the airport,
00:11:21you became a fan after that.
00:11:22Now his memory is...
00:11:24No, he won't remember that.
00:11:25He won't remember that.
00:11:25Usually, he don't remember the males.
00:11:27Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:11:28I understand, sir.
00:11:44Is that one for me?
00:11:46Huh?
00:11:46Only for ladies, bro.
00:11:48Hey, hey, this is not fair.
00:11:51Pink, pink card, sir.
00:11:53On the card, Ginny's name is not written.
00:11:55Number, I'll give it to you.
00:12:01Sir, she is the very famous Hindi villain.
00:12:06Only in your life.
00:12:09I'll give it to you.
00:12:11I'll give it to you.
00:12:14I'll give it to you.
00:12:14I'll give it to you in the journey of Ritika's journey.
00:12:16This is a big deal of Delhi.
00:12:18After that, this was a fresh face of Delhi.
00:12:20After that, this was a big deal of fresh face.
00:12:22After that, she debuted a big big film with Ashoka Vanamalo,
00:12:24Arjuna Kalyanam.
00:12:25Wow.
00:12:26That is so perfectly.
00:12:27Wow.
00:12:28Wow.
00:12:28Seriously?
00:12:29Seriously, perfect.
00:12:31Perfect.
00:12:31Thanks.
00:12:33So, when you got Ashoka Vanamalo, Arjuna Kalyanam.
00:12:38Would you like me to offer 4 films?
00:12:42Ritika?
00:12:43No.
00:12:44I didn't like this.
00:12:45But the movie was very good.
00:12:46So, I'm doing this.
00:12:47You've done a great job.
00:12:48You've done a great job.
00:12:52Have you ever seen a movie?
00:12:54Have you seen a song?
00:12:56Have you seen a movie?
00:12:57Have you seen a movie?
00:12:57Have you seen a movie?
00:12:57Have you seen a movie?
00:12:59Please pass it.
00:13:01I'll keep it in my heart.
00:13:03Thank you dear.
00:13:04Thank you so much.
00:13:05See sir, I can give you the card also.
00:13:08But you know,
00:13:09there is a crisis in my life of females.
00:13:11I'm a very poor artist sir.
00:13:14From last 7 years,
00:13:15I have only one wife sir.
00:13:19My wife is 7 years old.
00:13:22One wife?
00:13:22One wife.
00:13:237 years old.
00:13:24It's a crisis.
00:13:25It's a big crisis.
00:13:28Jagpati sir has filmed more than 170 films.
00:13:31Sir, we want to know how many films do you remember.
00:13:35Oh my God.
00:13:36If you will take a pause more than 3 seconds,
00:13:41then the game is over.
00:13:42Okay sir?
00:13:42Are you ready sir?
00:13:43Is this a game?
00:13:44Yes.
00:13:45It's a very fun game.
00:13:46I'm dead.
00:13:47I'm dead.
00:13:48Okay.
00:13:49I can say nonsense also.
00:13:55Nobody knows.
00:13:57It's so much of what you are doing.
00:14:04I can say nonsense.
00:14:05I guess not.
00:14:06Don't you feel the same.
00:14:06Just don't you feel the same.
00:14:07To get the same time.
00:14:07Yes.
00:14:07To get the same.
00:14:08You feel the same.
00:14:08You are running.
00:14:11On the train?
00:14:13Do you feel the same as the same?
00:14:15I feel as the same as the same.
00:14:16In your life.
00:14:16I feel as much and much.
00:14:17Because I feel the same in your life.
00:14:19I feel like it.
00:14:23Nowadays, VFX is very common and very popular, you know?
00:14:27Shreya, I don't want to ask anything about you.
00:14:28Imagine you have a lamp in front of you and put a green coat on it.
00:14:34And your director will say,
00:14:36do you romance with it, and then we will put it in it.
00:14:40What do you feel?
00:14:41It's more fun with VFX?
00:14:43Is it real?
00:14:44No, no, it's coming from me.
00:14:47He's asking his own doubts, not general doubts.
00:14:53Thank you for helping me.
00:14:55Yeah.
00:14:55Tell me.
00:14:56Do this work, right?
00:14:57Yeah.
00:14:59No, no, no, please.
00:15:00Please, no, no.
00:15:01For me, real person is easier for me.
00:15:11I mean, your jokes are easier for me.
00:15:14Yeah.
00:15:15Yeah.
00:15:15You say it, you look good.
00:15:17You have a good sense of humor.
00:15:18You have a good sense of humor.
00:15:21Tell me something else.
00:15:22I'm listening.
00:15:23I'm watching.
00:15:24Oh, sir.
00:15:24What are you doing, sir?
00:15:31This is only my bread and butter, sir.
00:15:35When we do period movies, Teja, there are many things that we do in normal life, like wearing heavy costumes.
00:15:42You have worn heavy costumes.
00:15:42You have been put on your shoes.
00:15:44There is a lot of fear that you are in a car.
00:15:48You are going on a car.
00:15:48You have been put on your foot and you have to get out of the car and you have to
00:15:50get out of the car.
00:15:52You have to get out of the car.
00:15:52No, it's not happening.
00:15:54It is really the fear that you have to get out of the car.
00:16:03It was a pre-release event, and I gave a shirt and I didn't see what I was wearing.
00:16:10I was wearing it. It was transparent.
00:16:13It was transparent, but my pants were a little lower.
00:16:20So, when I was giving this speech, I was giving this speech.
00:16:25I was giving this speech.
00:16:26And after coming back, I saw the pictures.
00:16:30I saw it from inside.
00:16:32It was transparent with me.
00:16:35It was showing the whole film.
00:16:39It happens like this.
00:16:41In the pre-release event, it was showing the whole film.
00:16:45How did you think of a risky stunt?
00:16:48The most risky stunt.
00:16:50In which you are afraid of.
00:16:51This is a little difficult.
00:16:53Romance.
00:16:55Really?
00:16:55Yeah.
00:16:56Same here, bro.
00:16:58I'm very good at romance.
00:17:00Sorry, sir.
00:17:00Off the camera.
00:17:01Off camera.
00:17:01On camera is very difficult.
00:17:02Correct.
00:17:03Very difficult.
00:17:04My favorite thing is romance.
00:17:06Is it romance?
00:17:06I enjoy it.
00:17:07I love it.
00:17:08On camera.
00:17:09On camera.
00:17:10On camera.
00:17:11On camera.
00:17:12On camera.
00:17:13J.B. Sir, do you ever feel romance?
00:17:17J.B. Sir is a romantic king.
00:17:19I never feel the same for this romance.
00:17:24Why uncomfortable?
00:17:25I'm very comfortable.
00:17:27Why?
00:17:27Hey, hey, what do you mean?
00:17:30Jagbati sahabh bhi kapil sharma hi hai.
00:17:33Dil sapkha karta hai.
00:17:35Dala sapkha sukhtha hai.
00:17:37Kya sabkho lagti hai?
00:17:38Romain sabkho achata hai.
00:18:00Dala sapkha.
00:18:01Dala sapkha.
00:18:02Dala sapkha.
00:18:04Dala sapkha.
00:18:05Hello, Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Govinda, my mama.
00:18:08I have reached the location. Over and out.
00:18:10Hello, Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Govinda, your mama.
00:18:13I have reached the location. Over and get out.
00:18:18What do you see?
00:18:19See, I'm looking at the left hand side.
00:18:21I'm looking at the left hand side.
00:18:21I'm looking at the left hand side.
00:18:24Oh, hello.
00:18:24What are you seeing on the top?
00:18:26He's a Mirai superhero, right?
00:18:28So, we're seeing...
00:18:31I'm looking at the right hand side.
00:18:36I'm looking at the right hand side.
00:18:37They're sitting here.
00:18:39Oh, my God. Hi.
00:18:40One second.
00:18:42Hi.
00:18:43How are you?
00:18:44I'm looking at the right hand side.
00:18:45I'm looking at the right hand side.
00:18:46But this is the right hand side.
00:18:48This is the right hand side.
00:18:50We're looking at the right hand side.
00:18:52And what are the right hand side is looking at the right hand side?
00:18:55And in this row,
00:18:57I'm looking at the right hand side,
00:18:59well, there's nothing.
00:18:59Everyone is looking at this!
00:19:00Everyone is looking at this.
00:19:02I'm looking at it.
00:19:02Hello, hi. How are you?
00:19:04Hi, hi, hi.
00:19:05Welcome, sir.
00:19:06Here comes the right hand side.
00:19:07Hello, hi.
00:19:09How are you?
00:19:10Hello, how are you?
00:19:11Oh God.
00:19:11Teja ji, what do you think? You are a superhero.
00:19:14So you will come in the sky, fly like zoo.
00:19:18Actually, why did he not come up?
00:19:20Why?
00:19:21Because he will be turbulent.
00:19:27We will introduce you.
00:19:29I am a security officer Sona.
00:19:31And this is my employee.
00:19:33And I am a security officer Mona.
00:19:35And this is my employee.
00:19:36Who are both employees?
00:19:38Shiva ji the boss.
00:19:40Q.
00:19:41Hila Dalana.
00:19:45You guys know the truth.
00:19:47These are airports, right?
00:19:49We are both here.
00:19:51We are both in the airport.
00:19:52If you go out, we are both Ramlal and Shyamlal.
00:19:54Oh my God!
00:19:56Mr. Jagpati ji.
00:19:58Where are we going from this place?
00:20:00We are friends.
00:20:02If we come here, we will make our wives.
00:20:04We will make our wives.
00:20:08Sir, I will tell you about Raj's story.
00:20:10Tell me.
00:20:11KGF Wanted Singham.
00:20:12Who is Raj's story?
00:20:13Prakash Raj's story.
00:20:18We will have friends.
00:20:19That's why I told you.
00:20:21Actually, Shreya ji, I had some work with you.
00:20:24Actually, what is happening?
00:20:25I have to go on a date.
00:20:25I have to go on a date.
00:20:26Shreya ji.
00:20:27Here, there is a little fat.
00:20:30And here, there is a little fat.
00:20:32A little.
00:20:33A little.
00:20:33A little.
00:20:34A little.
00:20:34A little.
00:20:34A little.
00:20:35A little.
00:20:48A little.
00:20:50A little.
00:20:51Okay, Teeja has worked with me.
00:20:54Actually, you are a superhero.
00:20:56And you all get help off everything.
00:20:59So, I wanted to go to the candlelight dinner with my boyfriend.
00:21:03I didn't have him.
00:21:05What is he?
00:21:06Yes.
00:21:06My wife.
00:21:07No.
00:21:07Boyfriend.
00:21:30You don't have to take her seriously at all.
00:21:34I wanted to talk to you, can I come here?
00:21:39You can sit here, you can sit here.
00:21:42I just wanted to ask,
00:21:52I have to take her seriously.
00:21:55I have to take my baby,
00:21:58I have to take my baby out of the window.
00:22:01Hey!
00:22:03You're talking about this.
00:22:07Who is talking about this?
00:22:09I'm sleeping in the sky.
00:22:11So, when the baby is sleeping,
00:22:12you talk about that?
00:22:16Come on!
00:22:18That's it!
00:22:21Oh my god!
00:22:22Oh my god!
00:22:23Why?
00:22:25Yes, they keep quiet for a day.
00:22:31They keep quiet for a night,
00:22:33and they send them to the house.
00:22:38You told me, what are you doing here?
00:22:40Oh, yeah, yeah!
00:22:41Sorry, we forgot.
00:22:42Sir, Jagabati ji, I'm really sorry, but we will have to arrest you.
00:22:45What?
00:22:45Because we have got a bag,
00:22:47we've got here
00:22:49Lal Chandan ki Lakdi.
00:22:53One minute.
00:22:55What are you doing with Chandan lal ki lakdi?
00:22:57No, Chandan lal ki lakdi.
00:22:59Lal Chandan ki lakdi.
00:23:02Red sandalwood.
00:23:03We got this Lal Chandan ki lakdi, you can check.
00:23:07I'm sorry, it has come from your bag.
00:23:08Your bag, can you check your name?
00:23:10What has it written?
00:23:11Kuchpa has written.
00:23:12Yes, this is Kuchpa's bag.
00:23:14Kuchpa?
00:23:15You can check in the description,
00:23:16but I don't know if you are ready,
00:23:17and you stand behind me.
00:23:19Ha ha ha ha!
00:23:19I didn't know.
00:23:20Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:23:24Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:23:26Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:23:27Ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha!
00:23:40Oh my God!
00:23:41Oh my God!
00:23:42Oh my God!
00:24:04What are you talking about?
00:24:06What are you talking about in this style?
00:24:07Who are you talking about?
00:24:18What are you talking about in the world?
00:24:20What are you talking about in the world?
00:24:27Are you talking about the sand in the bag?
00:24:28Are you talking about the sand in the bag?
00:24:33Are you talking about the sand in the bag?
00:24:51Are you talking about the sand in the bag?
00:25:06Are you talking about the sand in the bag?
00:25:17Oh my God!
00:25:22Tell me who is talking about the sand in the bag?
00:25:37One minute!
00:25:38What are you talking about in the bag?
00:25:43Who is talking about the sand in the bag?
00:25:45Who is talking about the sand in the bag?
00:26:06To the sand in the bag...
00:26:08You are talking about the sand inside.
00:26:10This is how I am.
00:26:12To the sand in the bag.
00:26:21To the sand in the bag.
00:26:22It will not be a sand.
00:26:27What are you talking about here?
00:26:27I am talking about the sand.
00:26:29It will not be a sand in the bag.
00:26:38Oh my God.
00:26:40Oh my God.
00:26:43Oh my God.
00:26:44One minute.
00:26:45I understand myself.
00:26:46What?
00:26:46He's talking on the phone.
00:26:48Yes, on the phone.
00:26:50One more time, please.
00:26:51Excuse me.
00:26:52Uncle, are you talking on the phone or talk to us?
00:26:54Just tell me.
00:26:56I'm not talking on the phone later.
00:26:57Okay, I'm talking on the phone.
00:26:59I'm talking on the phone.
00:26:59I'm talking on the phone.
00:27:03You're talking with us, so straight.
00:27:03Just talk straight.
00:27:04No, your head is straight, but a little bit.
00:27:08The little bit.
00:27:09If you'll do it straight, then everything will be fine.
00:27:10Here?
00:27:11Here.
00:27:14I'm doing this.
00:27:15Stop.
00:27:15Stop.
00:27:16One minute.
00:27:17One minute.
00:27:21One minute.
00:27:23One minute.
00:27:26Read.
00:27:27Please.
00:27:31What is this?
00:27:32One minute.
00:27:33Idea is my past.
00:27:34Both will be fast.
00:27:36Both will be fast.
00:27:38Stop.
00:27:38One minute.
00:27:39I'll count three.
00:27:40Okay?
00:27:41One, two, three.
00:27:50What is this guy's system?
00:27:52I'll take a break.
00:27:58I'll take a break.
00:27:58You don't understand anything about it.
00:27:59What else do you do?
00:28:00We'll take a break in jail.
00:28:02Come on.
00:28:02Hey.
00:28:04If you have a gun,
00:28:06let me take a break.
00:28:08Yes.
00:28:09Are you challenging?
00:28:11Leave it.
00:28:13If you have a gun, let me take a break.
00:28:16Let me take a break.
00:28:18If you have a gun, let me take a break.
00:28:20I'll sit.
00:28:23Hey.
00:28:24If you have a gun, let me take a break.
00:28:27Okay.
00:28:35If you have a gun, let me take a break.
00:28:38I'm challenging you.
00:28:39One minute.
00:28:39Sir, let me take a break.
00:28:40Yes.
00:28:41I'll take a break.
00:28:42I'll take a break.
00:28:43Now, tell me.
00:28:43What is a gun?
00:28:45If you have a gun, let me take a break.
00:28:49I'll take a break.
00:28:49Look at me.
00:28:50If you are challenging me.
00:28:52Give a break.
00:28:54Give this.
00:28:54Give it to me.
00:28:56Give it to me.
00:28:56Give it to me.
00:28:58Give it to me.
00:29:08Give it to me.
00:29:10Give it to me.
00:29:12Give it to me.
00:29:24Look!
00:29:25Look!
00:29:27Look!
00:29:31Look!
00:29:34Look!
00:29:34Oh, look!
00:29:36Hey!
00:29:36The guy is away?
00:29:37He's not left!
00:29:39I don't want to leave it!
00:30:09I booked a wrong flight.
00:30:11It was my diving trip in April.
00:30:14I went to Maldives.
00:30:16When I landed, I realized that this was a big mistake.
00:30:20I was alone.
00:30:23I realized that in the evening of the night,
00:30:26there was a beautiful boat in the south of Maldives.
00:30:30There was a camera that was a diving boat.
00:30:33I went there.
00:30:35There was a beautiful sunset.
00:30:37I remember it.
00:30:38I was standing on the deck.
00:30:39I was very scared.
00:30:40I was alone.
00:30:41I was alone.
00:30:41I didn't know anyone.
00:30:43I turned to Andre.
00:30:47It was the first time I met him.
00:30:48I didn't know anything about him.
00:30:50I didn't know anything about him.
00:30:52It was beautiful.
00:30:53We were diving.
00:30:55We were talking about English.
00:30:57It started dating.
00:30:59A few months later,
00:30:59he saw my film, Drishyam.
00:31:02He was very scared.
00:31:09He fell in love.
00:31:11What a beautiful story.
00:31:12Indian actress,
00:31:13Russian player,
00:31:14Maldives.
00:31:15Yes.
00:31:17Did you learn Russian?
00:31:19Did you learn Russian a little bit?
00:31:20Yes.
00:31:21I learned all of them.
00:31:22I learned all of them.
00:31:23I learned a good thing.
00:31:23My daughter is Russian.
00:31:25I didn't learn with her.
00:31:27Yes.
00:31:28Andre knows a lot of Hindi.
00:31:30Yes.
00:31:31Yes.
00:31:31I didn't know any language.
00:31:33I didn't know any language.
00:31:34Hi, hi Kapil.
00:31:37But do you live in Russia or India?
00:31:41Who are you?
00:31:42Luckily, Andre India came.
00:31:44He likes the British comedy show.
00:31:48Really?
00:31:48Seriously?
00:31:49Yes.
00:31:51You are global, sir.
00:31:53You are global.
00:31:54You are global.
00:31:55I was a fan.
00:31:56Raja, I watched your show on Netflix.
00:31:58I am not done yet.
00:31:59The respect for you has increased.
00:32:01And I realized that you are singing too.
00:32:04What?
00:32:05I am a bit shocked.
00:32:10Thank you for your love.
00:32:11Ritika, as we asked Shriya's favorite sport.
00:32:15Tennis.
00:32:16Don't do it.
00:32:17Do you have any favorite sport?
00:32:20Do you have any favorite sport?
00:32:22Do you have any favorite sport if you don't play?
00:32:25I don't have any favorite sport.
00:32:27I mean, Koko and tennis, badminton.
00:32:29And today, you play pickleball, so do you play pickleball.
00:32:31Pickleball.
00:32:32I am very cute.
00:32:33Oh, yeah.
00:32:35Thank you so much.
00:32:36Sir,
00:32:38we also have the game.
00:32:46Which games do you like most?
00:32:49Snakes and Ladders.
00:32:50Snakes and Ladders?
00:32:51Snake and ladders.
00:33:21After that, you have to understand your next co-actor.
00:33:24Are you guys ready?
00:33:26Come on.
00:33:36Okay, ready guys?
00:33:37Yes, ready.
00:33:38Cali Pili Taxi.
00:33:40Bhoji Mange Pepsi.
00:33:44Cali Pili Taxi?
00:33:46Po Shampa Po Shampa.
00:33:48Bhoji Mange Pepsi.
00:33:49Bhoji Mange Pepsi.
00:33:54Cali Pili Taxi.
00:33:57Taxi.
00:33:58Taxi.
00:33:58Bhoji Mange Pepsi.
00:34:01Bhoji Mange Pepsi.
00:34:03Bhoji Mange Pepsi.
00:34:05Bhoji Mange Pepsi.
00:34:06Bhoji Mange Pepsi.
00:34:07Cali Pili.
00:34:08Cali Pili Taxi.
00:34:11Cali.
00:34:12Cali Cali Cali.
00:34:16Pili.
00:34:17Pili, pili, second word, second word.
00:34:19Pili, pili, pili, pili, pili.
00:34:21Pili.
00:34:23Second word, sound like pili, pili.
00:34:28Third word, third word, third word, taxi.
00:34:33Next.
00:34:34Okay, whatever.
00:34:35Kali, pili, taxi.
00:34:40Ha, tu bol, Kali.
00:34:41Car.
00:34:42Kali, color, color, color.
00:34:44Haati, haati.
00:34:45Haati.
00:34:47What color is this?
00:34:48Same, same, same, same.
00:34:50Black.
00:34:51Hindi, Hindi.
00:34:54Kali, Kali, Kali, Kali.
00:34:55Color jashma.
00:34:56Kali, Kali, first word.
00:34:57Second word, pili, pili, this color, pili.
00:35:01Yellow.
00:35:02Hindi, Hindi.
00:35:03Pila, pila, pila, pili, pili, pili, pili, pili, pili.
00:35:07Okay, it sounds like pili, pili, pili.
00:35:10Peena.
00:35:11Ha, pili.
00:35:14Pili, pili.
00:35:15Pili.
00:35:20What do you think is coming in Pili and Pili?
00:35:22In Pili or Pili, 6000 ओल, pili.
00:35:23Oh twenty, pa,licat cabai!
00:35:24inhaler in Pili, pull, pili!
00:35:25Are you aaaand?
00:35:29Iain, please!
00:35:29In Bombay, the taxi in Pili.
00:35:32On GET Ci.
00:35:33Yeah, Sada…"
00:35:33She's talking too much, sir.
00:35:35Totally speak like this.
00:35:36Only one word.
00:35:37Only one word.
00:35:37Okay, you guys can remove the headphones.
00:35:40Remove?
00:35:40Yes, okay.
00:35:48Cali Pili Taxi.
00:35:54Absolutely.
00:35:57So the sentence was Cali Pili Taxi bhoji maange pepsi, sir.
00:36:02Without this also I would have not told sir.
00:36:09you start with him this time okay I'll start with sir that much Hindi also too much
00:36:15ghali pili taxi I thought ghali phode something 40 something ready
00:36:21ha portique lambay dan zaj hamaaj enerkaan nache hathi he yes super hotique lambay lambay
00:36:39lambay dot dun intake done antique a lamb e darn saying samari relief of comment
00:36:47Come on.
00:36:54Tipu.
00:36:55Haati.
00:36:56Haati.
00:36:57K.
00:36:59Haati ke dant.
00:37:00Haati ke dant.
00:37:13Haati ke dant.
00:37:16Like haati.
00:37:16Haati.
00:37:17Haati ke dant.
00:37:19Haati ke dant.
00:37:20Achah haati ke dant, haan.
00:37:32Haati, haati ke dant.
00:37:34Haati.
00:37:37Elephant.
00:37:38Haati.
00:37:38Hi, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:37:40Hathi ke da..da..da..da..da..da..da..da..da..da..da..da.
00:37:44Daan.
00:37:45Daan, daan?
00:37:47Hathi ke daan?
00:37:48Hathi ke daan.
00:37:54Hathi ke daan?
00:37:54Daan?
00:37:55So who is dancing this?
00:37:58Wuhu teja de sami liya?
00:38:00OK, now you guys can remove your headphones.
00:38:04Aapne kya samjha sir, JB sir?
00:38:06Hathi ke daan?
00:38:07Haan.
00:38:08Haan?
00:38:08Dance?
00:38:09I don't know whose dance.
00:38:10Hathi ke daant?
00:38:11Bahaar tak?
00:38:12Teja, what did you explain first?
00:38:14Hathi.
00:38:16Yes.
00:38:17Ke daant.
00:38:18After that, what is that?
00:38:21I said,
00:38:23Hathi ke lambe daant,
00:38:25Saiyan humare Rajni Kaant.
00:38:28I'm sorry for my bad dance,
00:38:30but my intentions were very good.
00:38:33Sir, I'll also tell one thing, sir.
00:38:35You please repeat it.
00:38:35Yeah, yeah. Just like this.
00:38:37Okay.
00:38:37Okay?
00:38:37Listen carefully, sir.
00:38:39Okay.
00:38:40Nani ninu-nanu-nanu-nanu-nanu-nanu-nanu-nanu-nanu-nanu-nananana.
00:38:47Please.
00:38:49Nani ninu-nanu-nanu-nanu-nanu-nanu-nanu-nanu-nanu-nanu-nanu-nanu-nanu.
00:38:53No!
00:38:54No!
00:38:55You tell once again.
00:38:57My nananani was the same.
00:38:58One second.
00:38:59What would I say?
00:39:14It's very difficult, bro.
00:39:16Now you understood no, bro?
00:39:17Yes.
00:39:18Okay.
00:39:18Kripeya, forgive us.
00:39:19We've been disappointed.
00:39:21Come on.
00:39:28Jagpati, sir.
00:39:30I saw a lot of superstars in South.
00:39:42Do you have any plan to join politics in future?
00:39:45You have an idea.
00:39:48I've done a villain, right?
00:39:49Yes.
00:39:50If I joined politics, I'll become a hero.
00:39:53There's a lot of villain there.
00:39:54There's a lot of villain, right?
00:39:58Teja, if you have any superpower,
00:40:03which superpower should be?
00:40:05And what will you use it?
00:40:07In our country,
00:40:08whatever crime against women is,
00:40:14it shouldn't happen.
00:40:16If it's a superpower to stop it,
00:40:18it will be good.
00:40:18Wow.
00:40:22If you had a superpower,
00:40:24can you exchange with any personality?
00:40:27Kapil Sharma.
00:40:31Now tell me the real one.
00:40:33Stars love you.
00:40:34Politicians love you.
00:40:36Audience love you.
00:40:37More importantly, all girls love you.
00:40:39Seriously?
00:40:42What else does anybody want, sir?
00:40:45More than this?
00:40:46Be happy with what you have, sir.
00:40:49I will try.
00:40:51I will try.
00:40:52Thank you, thank you, bro.
00:40:53For your love.
00:40:53Shukriya.
00:40:54Thank you, man.
00:40:57We are speaking about superpower.
00:40:58If someone comes to this superpower,
00:41:02what will happen?
00:41:03And what will you do with the superpower?
00:41:06Yes, ma'am.
00:41:07Hello, sir.
00:41:08Hello, ma'am.
00:41:08My heart is very proud
00:41:09to be an superpower
00:41:12that I'm going to become a super-psychologist.
00:41:15My hero is psychologist.
00:41:17Your hero is?
00:41:18Yes, my hero is.
00:41:19My heart is so and so,
00:41:21I'm going to go to her room.
00:41:23I will go. I will not see anything, but I will listen to everything.
00:41:26What does this do to my child? What does this do to me? Sit down.
00:41:34This is 6 months of marriage.
00:41:37This is 2 months ago.
00:41:39Then, 4 months ago, a little change.
00:41:41In 6 months, it has been completely changed.
00:41:43Let me know this.
00:41:44You will have done it to their parents.
00:41:46You will have done it.
00:41:47First, tell me, how did my husband come to control?
00:41:53He has never been in 7 years.
00:41:56I have a big failure.
00:41:58In 7 years?
00:41:59I don't understand. I like how you control it.
00:42:02I didn't control it.
00:42:04When they came from Russia, they came from India.
00:42:06They started the business.
00:42:11They started the business.
00:42:13How much control was it?
00:42:17How much control was it?
00:42:17And what control was it?
00:42:18How much control was it?
00:42:21How much control was it?
00:42:23How much control was it?
00:42:24Mr. I asked a question.
00:42:26This is a super powerhouse.
00:42:27I just want to come here at 6-7.
00:42:29I want to go to an office and I want to happy to be Papa.
00:42:31I want to sit with my mom.
00:42:33I want to sit with my mom.
00:42:33I want to sit with my mom.
00:42:35I want to sit with my mom.
00:42:35I want to go to my girlfriend.
00:42:37Oh!
00:42:40Look, you will hear the story.
00:42:41If you don't have to hit the petrol pump,
00:42:42you won't have to hit the petrol pump.
00:42:44If you're sitting with my mom and you don't have to do such things,
00:42:47you will never have to do such things.
00:42:48Go to your mom.
00:42:50Ask him to him.
00:42:51How did he handle it?
00:42:52He did.
00:42:52How did he handle it?
00:42:53Experience is the experience.
00:42:54You are very good.
00:42:55Thank you, sir.
00:42:56Thank you, sir.
00:42:57And another friend?
00:42:58Yes, sir.
00:42:58Kapil, my name is Premanshu Sharma.
00:43:01I have come from Madhya Pradesh.
00:43:02I have come from Madhya Pradesh.
00:43:03I have come from Burhanpur.
00:43:04Very good sir.
00:43:06I would like to be devastated.
00:43:09I would like to be devastated.
00:43:10Do you have money to give someone?
00:43:13Why do you want to be devastated?
00:43:14I would like to be devastated.
00:43:16I would like to think that those people
00:43:16are not smiling,
00:43:18who are not laughing,
00:43:19who are not laughing at all,
00:43:20we cannot start the show at Kiple Sharma.
00:43:21Those people go to the rest of the room,
00:43:23who do they want to be a ghidgulia?
00:43:26Yes.
00:43:55yes
00:43:57If you don't want to be angry, sir, all will be angry.
00:43:59Thank you very much.
00:44:00Thank you very much, sir.
00:44:01And some of our friends.
00:44:03Yes, sir.
00:44:04Hello, Kapil, sir.
00:44:05Hello.
00:44:05I'm from Andhra.
00:44:06Yes, sir.
00:44:08Hello, Teja.
00:44:09Hello, Andy.
00:44:09It's a good honor.
00:44:11My teaser is a lot of fun.
00:44:13We have a stick act.
00:44:15It's a lot of extraordinary.
00:44:17I used a BTS video.
00:44:18It's my original chaser.
00:44:20It's not a VFX card.
00:44:21It's a lot of fun.
00:44:22It's a lot of fun.
00:44:24It's a lot of fun.
00:44:25It's a lot of fun.
00:44:27It's a lot of fun.
00:44:28It's a lot of fun.
00:44:28What are you talking about, Teja?
00:44:29He's asking me to...
00:44:31To the stick act.
00:44:33What's that name?
00:44:34The martial arts.
00:44:35In the film.
00:44:36I asked him to do it.
00:44:37I said,
00:44:38He's not right now.
00:44:39No, no, no.
00:44:40We can ask.
00:44:41Are you doing it?
00:44:41Yes, please, sir.
00:44:43Come on, man.
00:44:44Good.
00:44:45Say it.
00:44:46Please.
00:44:52Please.
00:44:53Now, we're waiting for you.
00:44:55We're waiting for you.
00:44:57Please, please.
00:44:58Do it.
00:44:58Do it, sir.
00:44:59No, no.
00:45:01My contract is in 4 seasons.
00:45:10Wow.
00:45:33Superb, bro, superb, man.
00:45:35Very easy, sir. You also try, please.
00:45:37No, no, no, it's very easy.
00:45:38Try it, man.
00:45:39What?
00:45:40Try it.
00:45:41I would like to know the person who has demanded this.
00:45:43What was the person who had to complain about our guests?
00:46:06Oh, my God!
00:46:18Large Mata King!
00:46:21Large Mata King!
00:46:23Large Mata King!
00:46:25Large Mata King!
00:46:25Jai Ho!
00:46:38Variyadhi, are you ready?
00:46:41Large Mata King!
00:46:42Large Mata King!
00:46:44Large Mata, my child is very hungry.
00:46:47Large Mata, my horse is also hungry.
00:46:49Large Mata, I have got some blood.
00:46:51What?
00:46:54My child is hungry.
00:46:56Is there enough blood?
00:46:58Very few.
00:46:58Large Mata King!
00:47:00Large Mata King!
00:47:00Large Mata King!
00:47:02Large Mata King!
00:47:08Large Mata King!
00:47:17Large Mata King!
00:47:18Yeah, come try!
00:47:20No!
00:47:20My cheeks are hurting.
00:47:22My cheeks are hurting!
00:47:23My cheeks are swollen!
00:47:26Shes pie!
00:47:29Large Mata King!
00:47:31Oh Oh Faria di large-mata ki jay ho large-mata
00:47:37meri bibi eek mahine se maiki gai hoi hai to
00:47:41eeh
00:47:44kya bol raha hai large-mata ke baare mein eis e baat karay ga tu sharam nahi aati hai
00:47:48otappa uski poori baat to sunne ho sakta hai bo kuch or bol raha ho such a possessive man he
00:47:56is
00:47:56a tahun wata im sorry I got carried away tumaharra kya mantlonda named mere b 혼자
00:48:03beta
00:48:08raha
00:48:16Leget Mayor at the Gotta Photona iki pinjeri in a rengi
00:48:26But if you are living in the ring, the horse will eat it.
00:48:29Oh, it's a reward!
00:48:33You work and you go to the house.
00:48:36I'll see you from your face.
00:48:39He does it.
00:48:42Wow!
00:48:45My great people have come here.
00:48:49Shreya Saranji!
00:48:54I like you.
00:48:58So, Shreya Saranji, can you take me to the house?
00:49:07Shreya Saranji, look at the house.
00:49:10Look at the house.
00:49:10Look at the house.
00:49:11Look at the house.
00:49:11I will drink water in your mouth.
00:49:19I will drink water.
00:49:20Shreya Saranji, as many great people have come here, they will be given to the house.
00:49:24Yes, Raja Mata.
00:49:28The house.
00:49:29The house.
00:49:30The house.
00:49:31The house.
00:49:32The house.
00:49:33The house.
00:49:34The house.
00:49:35The house.
00:49:35The house.
00:49:36The house.
00:49:41The house.
00:49:43The house.
00:49:46The house.
00:49:48The house.
00:49:49Lukeku Daniel.
00:49:51Tarani, but the house.ible
00:49:52ruない to the house, How
00:49:54is Hello? Oh,
00:49:55in the house.
00:49:56Mystery, we
00:49:56will have to go the house. I don't
00:49:59get upset. We have to
00:50:00go, know. But
00:50:01I only
00:50:01give myISE. JD, you
00:50:01know. How are they?
00:50:02And hugely, knowledge.
00:50:08oh, Beautiful.
00:50:12of heart
00:50:12He's joking.
00:50:25Oh, my God!
00:50:34Namaskara, Jagapati, sir.
00:50:36Namaskara.
00:50:37Namaskar.
00:50:38Kapil, is there a place where I can park my Elephant Park?
00:50:42It's a crane.
00:50:43It's a crane.
00:50:45After VFX, it's a elephant.
00:50:50I'm sitting in the trunk of it.
00:50:54Go down, go down, go down.
00:51:03Hi, hi, how are you?
00:51:04I'm well, sir.
00:51:05Nice to meet you.
00:51:08Hello, Jagapati.
00:51:15You're very important.
00:51:17I know.
00:51:20Good to see you.
00:51:21I want to congratulate you all for your film, Mirai.
00:51:26So, that's why I got to congratulate you all for Mirai.
00:51:29Although, I can also send you a text message.
00:51:32Yes.
00:51:32But what I did, I took a flight so that I can wish you quickly and congratulate you all.
00:51:38So, you will have two hours in flight?
00:51:39Do you message me in two seconds?
00:51:40I was going to message you all for my mobile keypad with a question?
00:51:44I was talking about a flip.
00:51:45I was talking about this for a half hours, a flight.
00:51:47I was talking about two hours of flight, so I was talking about it.
00:51:51...
00:51:51So, what you wanted to do about half an hour, what have you taken place?
00:51:53Then you will be getting to the train?
00:51:56Now, if you have to talk about this,
00:51:59So I'm going to change your green jacket in VFX and make a blouse.
00:52:07Okay, sir. Sorry, sir.
00:52:08You have Oscar?
00:52:09No, sir.
00:52:10So do it.
00:52:14So I'm making a film where I want to take Tejha Ji, you, the hero of the film.
00:52:21It is a nice, great structure.
00:52:25But in the second scene, you will get Oscar.
00:52:28Are you so sure?
00:52:29Because in the second scene, there is a dog whose name is Oscar.
00:52:36You will get him.
00:52:38And yeah, I want to just see in your hand.
00:52:42Just see.
00:52:43This is Oscar.
00:52:45Oscar, sir.
00:52:45Oscar, dog, sir.
00:52:46Dog, whose name is Oscar?
00:52:47Dog is the Oscar, no?
00:52:48Yeah, yeah.
00:52:48I want to see your chemistry with it.
00:52:52Nice, nice.
00:52:53This is a pillow.
00:52:54It's a pillow.
00:52:55But after VFX, it will become a pillow.
00:52:58You just give it to him.
00:53:00One time, let's open it.
00:53:00Let's see how he eats.
00:53:03He won't eat.
00:53:05He won't eat.
00:53:05He won't eat.
00:53:06He won't eat.
00:53:06He won't eat.
00:53:07He won't eat.
00:53:08He won't eat.
00:53:14In VFX I have seen VFX like in Bahobali.
00:53:18Exactly.
00:53:18In it, you saw the man's big Tara, he had a plank in their hands.
00:53:24She made a tenon green banana.
00:53:26Then she made VFX after it.
00:53:29And I have written a beautiful story.
00:53:33Harchina, this is a three-hour short film.
00:53:36How did the short film look like that?
00:53:45It's a short film and you know it's me it's a short film, but
00:53:53Okay, you know maha pralaya is a big sequence and I have designed it like that.
00:53:58Okay, it's a you will enjoy it when it comes, you know maha pralaya
00:54:09I want to make people feel in the theater
00:54:12You know, I saw but as a sound create
00:54:16Yes, it's because shivre ho na chahiya unko. Can I have the sound, please?
00:54:39Yeah, so this sound will play, then people will feel that something will happen.
00:54:43People will be scared.
00:54:44And then what happens?
00:54:46A dragon comes back and people run away.
00:54:50The beat comes back.
00:54:51After listening to this sound, people run away.
00:54:56So people run away.
00:55:08Oh my god!
00:55:10Oh god!
00:55:12So...
00:55:13Why are these people running so many?
00:55:15Not so many, it's just a few people.
00:55:16VFX will be 2000.
00:55:21Dragon is behind them, so they are running away.
00:55:24Where are the dragon?
00:55:24Where are the dragon?
00:55:29This is a dragon dragon.
00:55:34Oh my god!
00:55:37This is your dragon.
00:55:38It's a big dragon fruit.
00:55:44It is a dragon fruit.
00:55:45This is a little small.
00:55:46But in VFX, I don't really want to do anything in VFX.
00:55:49In VFX, you will think it will come out of the mouth.
00:55:51Okay?
00:55:52Yeah, he'll become a big, big guy.
00:55:54Yes.
00:56:04Hello, sir.
00:56:06Hi, Raja.
00:56:07Hello, sir.
00:56:08Hello.
00:56:08How are you, sir?
00:56:09How are you?
00:56:10What are you doing here?
00:56:12We actually came to know that you're making a film
00:56:15with everybody.
00:56:21This is a locked script.
00:56:25I don't know.
00:56:25I don't know.
00:56:26I don't know.
00:56:26I don't know.
00:56:26I don't know.
00:56:27I don't know.
00:56:29I'm not Kapil Sharma.
00:56:32Start laughing.
00:56:33It's not a joke.
00:56:35It's a small role.
00:56:37Tell me, sir.
00:56:39Please, in your next film.
00:56:40I want to do a role.
00:56:42Okay.
00:56:42So I'll tell you one story.
00:56:43I'll tell you all about it.
00:56:44Yes, sir.
00:56:46Yes, sir.
00:56:47I'll tell you all about it.
00:56:48Which character you want to do?
00:56:48Okay, let me tell you what to do.
00:56:51Okay, sir.
00:56:51So, a story is...
00:56:55Ritika is on the highway.
00:56:56This is the main girl.
00:56:58Okay.
00:56:59So, the highway is on the highway.
00:57:00It's on the highway.
00:57:00It's on the highway.
00:57:01It's on the highway.
00:57:02There are the heroes.
00:57:04Okay?
00:57:04On the bike, on the thousandcc bike,
00:57:07who's got to get to the bike?
00:57:09This?
00:57:10This?
00:57:10This role I need, sir.
00:57:11This?
00:57:12But why would you do the bike role?
00:57:15Why would you do the bike role?
00:57:16Now, you can't do it.
00:57:18Because I've already talked about Harley Davidson.
00:57:21Sorry.
00:57:21No, no, no, sir.
00:57:23You got it wrong.
00:57:23It's not a bike, sir.
00:57:24It's a hero.
00:57:25Oh, you want to?
00:57:26His role.
00:57:27I want to do, sir.
00:57:29Okay, you do.
00:57:29Sir, please.
00:57:30So, you come on the bike.
00:57:32I'm the hero?
00:57:33You're the hero.
00:57:34You come on the bike.
00:57:35You come on the bike.
00:57:36How much do you know about a road like the Rytika?
00:57:37Oh.
00:57:39Oh.
00:57:39Oh.
00:57:39Oh, yes.
00:57:40Oh.
00:57:41Oh, yes.
00:57:41You come on the bike and you get to get a bike ride.
00:57:47Oh.
00:57:48Yes sir, two ambulances in the car.
00:57:51This hero has died in the first scene.
00:57:53Finish.
00:57:55Then you avoid this role, sir.
00:57:57I'll tell you about the story.
00:57:58I'll tell you something else.
00:57:59I don't do this role.
00:58:00I won't do this role.
00:58:01Okay, you're doing it.
00:58:02I'm on the bike, sir.
00:58:03Okay.
00:58:03Then what happened after that?
00:58:05The hero opens the eyes and looks like it was a dream.
00:58:13Lovely!
00:58:14It was a dream and he was laid on the bed.
00:58:16When I was on the bed, I was in the bed.
00:58:17It was a hero in the lady.
00:58:19Oh.
00:58:20It's an honeymoon.
00:58:22It's an honeymoon.
00:58:22An honeymoon?
00:58:23When she goes to the honeymoon, she goes to the girl,
00:58:25the girl also goes to the side.
00:58:26Sir, sir, sir.
00:58:27I'm wrong.
00:58:29I won't talk about it.
00:58:31Sir, I won the rule.
00:58:33Please, please take me back.
00:58:34Okay, sorry.
00:58:35Okay, sir.
00:58:36I'm taking the rule back.
00:58:37Here's a hero is on the bed.
00:58:38The hero in the bed.
00:58:38The heroine is on the head.
00:58:40He will turn his head and turn his head towards his face.
00:58:42He will take the face.
00:58:43The heroine says that I feel like he has a pain.
00:58:44I'm going to go for the water.
00:58:45I'm going to drink water.
00:58:46You can drink water in the water,
00:58:47and you can drink it down.
00:58:53Sir, heroes dead again, sir.
00:58:55Finish, finish.
00:58:56Sir, you give a little full script, sir.
00:58:59It's a script, a lock script.
00:59:00I cannot change it.
00:59:02Just because you want it.
00:59:03It's a lock script.
00:59:04Okay, sir, don't do that again.
00:59:06Sorry, sorry.
00:59:07I have to say this.
00:59:08We will do this role, sir, and I don't.
00:59:10So this character, you don't want.
00:59:11I don't want.
00:59:12I don't want.
00:59:12So you are there.
00:59:14So now, as he goes out,
00:59:17he sees, his eyes open,
00:59:18he's seeing a dream of a heroine.
00:59:24Sir, don't do this.
00:59:25Sir, I'm sorry, sir.
00:59:25I didn't say that I did wrong.
00:59:27I'm going to do this role.
00:59:28I want to do this.
00:59:29I want to do this.
00:59:30No matter what I want,
00:59:30I will kill you.
00:59:32He will kill you.
00:59:33You will be there.
00:59:35I have noticed that
00:59:37that the heroine died.
00:59:39Give me a role of heroine.
00:59:43But Hrithika is already locked.
00:59:45She's locked for the heroine.
00:59:47there will be a place for the heroine.
00:59:53Okay, his wife.
00:59:54Wife role?
00:59:55Okay.
01:00:14Okay.
01:00:20Come.
01:00:25I feel like this.
01:00:27I feel like this.
01:00:28I feel like this.
01:00:58Do you know what's the heroine?
01:01:00I have to think yes.
01:01:00I can't hear it.
01:01:01This is the heroine.
01:01:04Here.
01:01:05Here.
01:01:06Here.
01:01:07Yes.
01:01:07New people are hitting me.
01:01:08That's the heroine.
01:01:12You are telling me,
01:01:13that is what I am telling you,
01:01:13that the heroine is like this.
01:01:17You have to think of this.
01:01:19Okay.
01:01:19Okay.
01:01:19Okay?
01:01:20Okay?
01:01:20He holds a table and goes to the table.
01:01:22Okay?
01:01:22Okay?
01:01:26I love it.
01:01:26I love it.
01:01:26Okay?
01:01:28Okay?
01:01:30Okay?
01:01:31Okay?
01:01:37I loved it.
01:01:38I love it.
01:01:39Let's get some great support of our enemies.
01:01:41Come here, sir.
01:01:43I love it.
01:01:47I love it.
01:01:49Thank you so much for coming.
01:01:53Usually I have a name that back in our city
01:01:56that I do one film every two years or three years.
01:01:59This time I'll make one faster just to meet you.
01:02:03I loved it.
01:02:04I just loved it.
01:02:06Thank you for having us here.
01:02:07Thank you, Kapil sir.
01:02:09Thanks a lot.
01:02:09All the very best.
01:02:11And all the best.
01:02:11For me and all the other films.
01:02:16So friends, for today's sake.
01:02:17For today's sake, we'll meet with some new friends.
01:02:20We'll be watching The Great Indian Kapil Show.
01:02:21Every funny one will grow our family.
01:02:23Only on Netflix.
01:02:24Good night.
01:02:24Shubhraatri.
01:02:25Shabbakar.
01:02:30Please welcome superstar Mr. Akshay Kumar.
01:02:33Why are you so many girls?
01:02:38Who are you doing?
01:02:3915 years after this man, I get one film.
01:03:11I get one film.
01:03:13What style is this?
01:03:14It's a Bambu Rao.
01:03:16Who is this?
01:03:16Who is this?
01:03:17This is a Bambu Rao.
01:03:25After that, I will play Archananji and Kapil.
01:03:30No!
01:03:32He's gone!
01:03:57You can also do it for this episode!
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01:03:58house where it is, we go! .
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