00:00So me, being the god of truth-telling, I put together the insane luchador and the Japanese bussaw!
00:13Joey, we cannot have the talent booking your own angles.
00:17It doesn't work elsewhere either.
00:22I am completely confused now. You work in the office. Why is little Guido coming out here?
00:28I mean, is this going to stand?
00:33Well, quite clearly, Heyman has lost control of the situation.
00:37Let's be honest.
00:37If I weren't out here protecting you, if I weren't out here making you a star, I'd be back there
00:43handling this situation.
00:44We'd have to go back to what's intended for pitch review.
00:47You know, it's possible that Tajiri was never actually handed a contract that stipulated that he couldn't do super crazy.
00:53I mean, you know better than anyone. ECW is not famous for expediting, meticulously executed contracts.
00:59Maybe Tajiri was on a burble for this.
01:05Look at Tajiri though. Do you honestly think he pays attention to contracts?
01:09He's completely reliant on Steve Corrito, who as much as I like him, is completely obsessed with getting himself over.
01:18And he does it without taking bumps. Disgusting.
01:22I hate guys like that.
01:23Oh yeah.
01:23Hey Corrito, how dare you not pick me?
01:26Everybody knows, Little Guido is the number one drag pick for this tag match.
01:36Well, that's a darn shame Guido.
01:40Because that's the most powerful man in extreme championship wrestling.
01:47I pick what the match is.
01:50You're not going to pick my match.
01:52Oh, yes I am.
01:54Quite a quantity you're in Guido.
01:56Not having a partner for this one.
02:03You see Guido?
02:04You need to get it.
02:07He needs to get it.
02:09Just like these millions of people need to get it.
02:13I call the shots around here.
02:20You may have to call him in for a meeting, Joey.
02:23That's who calls the shots around here.
02:25Can we get a camera on Paul Heyman?
02:27Paul Heyman, Paul Heyman, Paul Heyman, Paul Heyman, Paul Heyman.
02:31There's the owner and executive producer.
02:35Excuse me, dickhead.
02:40That's our boss.
02:41That's our boss.
02:41Yeah, nice example.
02:42You call the shots around here.
02:46You call the shots around here.
02:50No, no, no, no, no, Steve Carino.
02:54Birmingham, Alabama knows.
02:56I call the shots around here.
03:01Heyman is psychotic when he gets a microphone in his hand.
03:04Look at him.
03:04Now you want to go and screw up everybody's plans.
03:09And you want to pick as Kateri's partner, Super Crazy.
03:15That is one hell of a fucking idea.
03:21But Mr. Carino, you are oh so wrong.
03:26Because little Guido does have a partner tonight.
03:37Hey, don't keep on clapping at me, Sal.
03:40I know you got the clap.
03:42Stand there and shut the fuck up.
03:48Little Guido's partner tonight.
03:51Since you want to choose Kateri's, I'll pick little Guido.
03:56And little Guido's partner tonight.
04:00If it's alright with Birmingham, Alabama.
04:09It's the new effin' show, Jerry Lick.
04:17Jerry Lick.
04:19Well, you know what?
04:20Heyman made the executive decision.
04:21That's how Paul Heyman and I built this company from the ground up.
04:25What?
04:27You.
04:27I remember when there were 50 people.
04:29And I said to Paul, sometimes you're going to take the bull on the horns.
04:32This is fabulous.
04:34And I don't doubt that you've been invented in front of 50 people.
04:39Where have you been?
04:44Jerry Lick.
04:45What a awesome journey.
04:46Jerry Lick, to me, was the wrestler of the year in 99 for any promotion.
04:53For one picket this is very intriguing.
04:57Yes!
05:02Jerry Lynn and Little Guido
05:04versus Petiri and Super Creek.
05:08And look, it looks like the new epic show
05:10finally got some new epic tights.
