00:00Sorry, are you trying to tell me this painter was angry as well?
00:02Not angry, very angry.
00:03Moving on.
00:04Hang on, couldn't the sea represent something else like sexual desire?
00:08How ridiculous!
00:09Can you show me anything in this picture that looks even vaguely like a cock?
00:13You can't!
00:14Moving on.
00:15Hang on, hang on.
00:16What about the fact that this picture is called Sea of Unrequited Love?
00:18Do you have any idea how angry Unrequited Love makes you?
00:23Let me tell you.
00:24Very.
00:24Moving on.
00:25In this next picture, notice the bold brushstrokes.
00:28What do you think that means?
00:29That the painter was angry?
00:30What?
00:31Sorry, very angry?
00:32That's right, very.
00:34This is ridiculous.
00:35All right, Picasso, was he very angry when he painted the Guernica?
00:38Furious!
00:38Because he couldn't get it right.
00:39The eyes were all over the shop, the nose was coming out from the top of the head.
00:41He was very angry!
00:43What about the Mona Lisa?
00:44Was Da Vinci very angry when he painted that?
00:46Livid!
00:47If you look closely at the bottom right-hand corner, you can see where he's doodled the words smile, you
00:51lemon-lit bitch.
00:52This is ridiculous.
00:53You've no idea what you're talking about.
00:54This tour is rubbish.
00:55And I'll tell you something else.
00:56There's only one person around here who's angry, and that's you.
00:57I know, I should have been a painter!
Comments