00:00I bought this cheese here, it cost me $40, and there is a hair stuck to it.
00:03Oh yeah, we can take that back.
00:05Wait, what?
00:05Here.
00:06Oh, take this.
00:07Your next purchase is on us.
00:09Did you want a fight?
00:11Yes, please.
00:11I would like to have a little bit of a fight.
00:13Sure.
00:13Yeah.
00:13Where's your receipt?
00:14I don't have a receipt.
00:16I can't take it back without a receipt.
00:16Oh yeah, well, the name of the store is stamped on the cheese, okay?
00:20I know you didn't just beat up somebody and steal it.
00:22Who does that?
00:23You might.
00:23Really?
00:24Yeah, you look like the kind you might.
00:25I am going to go on Yelp and I am going to give this place a scathing review.
00:30Scathing.
00:31I'm going to blow up the internet.
00:32I'm going to break it.
00:33Oh my God, you scared me so much.
00:35Please take our money.
00:36Leave the cheese.
00:37Was that so hard?
00:38It's called customer service.
00:39Fine.
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