#video #pushers s01e06 skyfire Episode 6 Engsub
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00:00MUSIC
00:12Lenny is onto us!
00:15Get me close enough. I'll throw a punch.
00:17Can't promise where it'll land, but he'll die.
00:20We need to be smarter than mindlessly murdering a man.
00:28It's not what Maz would have wanted.
00:31You make it sound like he's dead!
00:35Well, his bladder's dead, and it would be weird to say
00:38it's not what Maz's bladder would have wanted.
00:41I'm ready to kill.
00:42With an 80-unit injection of insulin,
00:44Lenny Kennedy will have a sudden glucose drop,
00:46experiencing confusion before major seizures,
00:49leading to overheating and his brain to die.
00:52Oh. Well, unless he's a type 2 diabetic...
00:55Like Maz?
00:56..in which case it'll only make him stronger.
00:57What? I'm not diabetic.
01:01Hey, Maz. Get well soon, et cetera.
01:06I got you a little something,
01:08and I cut your favourite and go all that.
01:10Well, that's a spice.
01:11What do I look like? A narrator?
01:16Oh, my God! That's it!
01:23What? All this violence makes me hungry.
01:27I've been running on watermelon vert fumes for two f***ing days, man.
01:55I'll take care of the minibus, can I?
01:57Will you get the kid off to her exam?
01:59If you want something killing properly,
02:02you can do it yourself.
02:04Sit your ass down and don't move.
02:13I have apologised for breaking your recorder, my darling.
02:17I'm sure they'll have a spare one you can use.
02:21Alright?
02:25Enjoy your time with Uncle Mikey,
02:28and I'll be back before you can say it.
02:32F***ing move!
02:33Alright, then. Come on. This way.
02:36Sorry.
02:42I know why we get Lenny.
02:46He planned.
02:47Shabbat.
02:48We picked the pricks at death for the cactus?
02:50No, we...
02:51Drown him in curry. Face first in a big old vat.
02:53Anyone ask, we claim he was a hungry boy, and he slipped.
02:55No, we...
02:57We'll shoot him in his big fat bastard face,
03:00then plant a tree in commemoration,
03:03then piss on him!
03:05Oh, for fuck's sake,
03:07we planned the space on Lenny.
03:12My bag is full of it,
03:16and with the dirty money,
03:20and Daphne.
03:22Those were important medical notes.
03:23I'll meet Lenny,
03:26begging forgiveness,
03:28my sincerest apologies
03:33for dealing drugs in your town.
03:39That's perfectly okay.
03:41I forgive you.
03:42And thank you for being such a fabulous daughter-in-law.
03:47Let's hope now.
03:48But beneath the dirty money
03:54is Daphne
03:57and a kilo
03:59of space
04:02directly connected Lenny
04:06to the black's new supply line.
04:11So, what's my job?
04:14Harry can be my lockout.
04:28I shall take this bag of suspicious money away now.
04:31And they can alert their pellets
04:35over their rats, Lenny.
04:38Bye-bye.
04:40You'll knit, sunshine.
04:42Bad luck, old boy.
04:43With the bag and lend.
04:47You and Max and Pat
04:50will leave town for a bit
04:55till the heat dies down.
04:58There will be three of our drugs
05:03and we can finally go legit.
05:10OK?
05:12Wait, can you say that again?
05:16Oh, this is their way out.
05:21Emily?
05:22Not their way out.
05:24Where did he go?
05:26Get out of here.
05:27Get out of here.
05:27Come in, please!
05:31Get out of here.
05:33Get out of here!
05:35Get out of here.
05:35Get out of here.
05:36Get out of here.
05:36Don't move.
05:37Get out of here.
05:39Get out of here.
05:41Hiya, love.
05:42I'm looking for Mazzy and me.
05:44Stock came in last night.
05:45Nice fella.
05:46Stab wound.
05:49Look, they're a wine board
05:58Daddy's acting weird again
06:00I think I've seen your girlfriend
06:01And nobody cares about my recorder exam
06:09Right, let's go, man
06:10Let's go
06:14Here
06:17It's dead, Daddy
06:18That's it, it's dead, it's dead
06:20It's all right, Daddy
06:25Why don't everyone look like that bastard same?
06:33Come on
06:34Mate, you're doing all right?
06:36You know, like, no bladder and that
06:38It's just like real life changing shit, you know
06:42I'll be all right
06:43I think we'll all have wee bags
06:45One day
06:46Yeah
06:47Save so much time
06:49Yeah
06:53There you go
06:54I just went whilst Mickey and I got in touch with you
06:58Right
07:01All right, come on, let's go
07:02Go, go, go, go, go, go
07:08Come on
07:11Here, how are you in?
07:14Push, well done you
07:17Push
07:18Here we are
07:19I can't be quite some time ago, Doctor
07:20No, no, we're not
07:24Oh my God
07:26Is that thing the baby?
07:28That's her anus
07:30She's doing a poo
07:31Why?
07:32Why?
07:39That can't be arse, Sean
07:40It's not me
07:41My name's...
07:46Sean
07:48Well, it is me
07:48We've not seen you in a while, love
07:50Chap up, care, love
07:56Oi, stop!
07:58Fuck!
08:00Fuck!
08:01Oh!
08:01Make me be safe
08:03Oh, move!
08:06Oh!
08:08Oh!
08:08Oh!
08:08Come on, mate
08:08Just move, yeah?
08:10Oh!
08:20Fuck!
08:27Am I?
08:28Dad!
08:30It's not my blood
08:32It's a strain
08:35Fucking stay there, you
08:36Yeah, mate!
08:37Excuse me
08:38Goodbye!
08:46We're too far gone for a section
08:48Oh, we're too far, mate
08:50We are at the second stage
08:51Er, so maybe a Bontus is advisable
08:53Oh, yeah, right
08:54My old friend Bontaloo
08:55Yeah, nice and hot, like
08:56Yeah
08:57Er, what?
08:59Er, always gets things moving for me
09:01Did you just say Bontaloo?
09:02What is that?
09:03It's, erm
09:04It's the same word
09:05Thing
09:06Bontus
09:07It's the thing
09:08What?
09:08You said
09:09Er, vacuum extraction
09:11You wanna suck the baby out of that big old gash?
09:13Oh, God, I've messed up, haven't I?
09:20What the fuck am I looking at now?
09:22Doctor, you need to deliver this baby
09:24I'm, I'm sorry, I can't
09:25I'm, I'm just not ready
09:27It's all right
09:28It's all right
09:28It's all right, it's all right
09:28Don't worry
09:29Maz mate
09:30Shall we do this?
09:32It's all right
09:33Yeah, yeah
09:33I, I, I, I'm not nervous
09:39Right, all me back
09:41All the, give it my bump, bump action
09:46I, I'm sure I bought some of my like this off Kangol
09:48He said that he'd help me with me
09:50Confidence issues
09:52It's all one to me too, man
09:54It didn't fucking work
09:55I'm sorry, I'm sorry about that
10:14You are so fucked, little lady
10:19I have a Daphne
10:22I, I mean, a Gron
10:25I have a Gron
10:36You like a Gafferty?
10:41Stop, I'll show you
10:47After you, fuckface
10:49Oh no
10:52You have got some elephantine bollocks
10:55Fucking about on my streets
10:58What are you doing?
11:00Stop that
11:01My apologies for dealing drugs in your town
11:09I hate dealers like you
11:11You fuckers
11:12You spread misery like it was butter
11:15I have kept this town clean for years
11:18There are rules
11:20Clear, simple rules
11:22Why the fuck doesn't anybody get that?
11:26You're very welcome to buy my good clean weed
11:30You're very welcome to snort my good clean gat
11:33But if you want to huff some evil fucker's spice
11:37Or inject shitty heroin into your penis
11:40So you end up with an infection
11:42And the NHS amputate your legs
11:44And you face a life of begging
11:46Lying on the pavement drooling
11:48Then fuck off to Hull
11:51Agreed
11:52Hull
11:54Is
11:55Shit
11:57Oh God
12:01The baby looks distressed
12:02The baby's distressed
12:04Come on
12:05I'm fucking distressed
12:06Get out
12:06Get out
12:15I'm fucking out
12:15That's it
12:16I'm gonna vomit
12:18Don't you dare throw in that open one of you
12:22Now before I begin a procedure
12:23Would the patient please consent to a group of student doctors witnessing you
12:36Would you stop that?
12:41Excuse me. Do you work here?
12:44No. I mean, yes. I work here.
12:49Welcome.
12:50Is this recorder for sale?
12:53Yes. It's foodie pens.
12:56Um, let me put in the case for you.
13:03Daddy?
13:04Yes?
13:05Why am I getting calls from my sister saying she's been abandoned?
13:08She has her exam in 20 minutes.
13:10And what the hell's going on here?
13:15Oh, here you are.
13:17Um...
13:19This is for you.
13:21It's a new recorder, love, for your exam.
13:25And this lovely bunny is for you.
13:27And it's for me too.
13:30It's a joint present.
13:33From you? No, it isn't.
13:37Go on, girl. Bye.
13:39Bye.
13:40Oh, no.
13:43Bye.
13:46Bye.
13:46Yeah, bye.
13:47Bye.
13:49Just text me later then, Em, yeah?
13:54What?
13:58Fuck it, man!
13:59Fuck it!
14:01That door opens, yeah?
14:02You get in there and look like you fucking belong there, man.
14:04I don't...
14:05I don't really think...
14:06I'm up to delivering another baby to them.
14:09Oi, stay there!
14:10Come on.
14:12You're mine.
14:14All right, mate.
14:15I got you back.
14:20Hey, old big fella!
14:22Done all walks, didn't you?
14:31Oh, God!
14:42Welcome to the inerection.
14:45Sanctum!
14:46Sanctum.
14:48Why are you covered in...
14:49in jam?
14:51It's the blood of a stranger.
14:55Why are you covered in jam?
14:59Also the blood of a stranger.
15:02Open this fucking door!
15:06I will tear this slab of dead fucking tree off its fucking inches, you fuckers!
15:14Excuse me, Mr. Kennedy.
15:17Oh, you're all right?
15:23Ash!
15:24You're so stupid fuckheads!
15:28It's Jack Nicholson in there!
15:31Quick, quick!
15:32Give me Daphne now!
15:33Easy, come on!
15:35Really?
15:36Our slag gets about.
15:37They won't even be able to find the little random bits of you, you dead fucks!
15:44Boss!
15:45Boss!
15:46Excuse me, sir.
15:47May I ask what you're doing?
15:48Ow!
15:49Fuck off, piggy!
15:51Daddy's busy!
15:53Boss!
15:53Wreckers!
15:55You fucking bastards!
15:58Police!
15:59Police!
16:01Open up!
16:01He's out still.
16:02For the money and...
16:05But that is...
16:06Hold up.
16:08Fuck them and fucks, man.
16:10Open up!
16:10You took the rat from me, actually.
16:14I went to my turn.
16:17Fuck that, man.
16:19Right?
16:20We're both caught, yeah?
16:22Me and you, man.
16:24We're both caught.
16:25Are you sure?
16:27Yeah, man.
16:29Yeah, man.
16:32I think I do alright in prison.
16:36I've always wanted to be someone's bitch.
16:42At least you finally get laid, man.
16:55Fuck off.
16:58Fine.
16:59Let's go.
17:01Step up slowly.
17:02Show me your hands.
17:09a toast to our heroic doctors where with me and little ewan minibus mazid thompson be without you
17:17cheers are you more in this suit since the day you've got stabbed nine times it bladder man
17:22i'm not wearing the suits last time i was in court for double manslaughter
17:25got away with it though didn't i funny times yeah i've heard me what he got away with it
17:38hello joe speaking
17:44yeah so have you two you know
17:55have you fucked oh um oh uh yeah yeah um loads exhausting
18:11babe no
18:13sorry
18:17it's non-stop yeah yeah yeah um
18:25no oh mate you could be getting railroaded by a 60 year old farmer dinner later called tiny in prison
18:30bog right now
18:30i know what a shame
18:33right finish that then get out
18:49um you're finished get out thank you very much twat
18:55so it's going well with you and leo then
19:02she's still annoyed because of you know
19:04murder
19:06what murder murdered me brother i was ready to go down with you you know
19:15i still cannot believe we got away with it
19:23it's her this is her fucking gun down he's got a gun no it's my bag you
19:32you fucking hell you're still going and that's my bag man not her check that bag and search him
19:43oh for fuck's sake
19:46i'm sorry
19:48it's my dad
19:51it's clear
19:52nothing on them
19:54what
19:56check check the recorder case i should check the recorder case
20:05gotcha why am i getting calls from my sister saying she's been abandoned
20:08she has her exam in 20 minutes and what the hell's going on here
20:12i should have known it was you see you in a decade take them away
20:17you're welcome you're amazing can you see into the future do i ever learn to swim
20:23do me and mys ever make it to moon slash mars will i ever not be lonely
20:27do dog shows ever take off will i die naked or in pajamas actually no no no don't tell me
20:33don't tell me i want it to be a surprise okay
20:40uh pints hey where's everyone's favorite mentally ill alcoholic
20:45look gandell no the other one
20:51oh sean oh yeah
20:54don't know
21:12cheers
21:17cheers
21:17you know what i could get used to this muck
21:20well done everyone we got out of the drugs game entirely healthy
21:24other than the lost bladder just like the sex worker slash teacher played by
21:31talents and althway in episode 748 of the bill
21:36cheers
21:47are we even
21:51are we even
21:51yep
21:52pint
21:53thanks
21:54so
21:55where were we
22:00are we even
22:01hello you
22:01are we even
22:03no one
22:04no
22:05no
22:05no
22:05no
22:05no
22:06no
22:06no
22:08thanks
22:09no
22:09no
22:10no
22:13no
22:14no
22:15Yes.
22:19Bastards.
22:20You make me miss my fucking yoga class.
22:23Let's go.
22:24You'll be okay.
22:28I believe you, Daddy.
22:29You're my little choochie face.
22:31And I'll always be your teddy man.
22:35Now go and destroy the cunts.
22:58Gov, there's someone here to see you.
23:01Hello there.
23:03This might be a slightly unusual request, but...
23:10I need you to arrest me daughter.
23:16You're right.
23:18You're right.
23:19I need you to arrest me.
23:22.
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