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00:01I'm back! Anyone home?
00:05What the hell?
00:07Is he cheating?
00:16Shit!
00:30After all these years, I worked doubles.
00:34I care for you and your mother.
00:38And you cheated on me.
00:41Marla, time has not been kind to you.
00:45No wonder you bought me bags with this credit card.
00:48Too bad you can't keep them.
00:52Felix's college.
00:54You spent it on... on damn handbags.
00:59What the hell's wrong with you?
01:04I won a lottery. I'm a millionaire now.
01:11So do as I say.
01:14Or I'll put your ass on the streets.
01:25What is going on here?
01:28He's with another woman.
01:30That is unacceptable.
01:33Thank you, mother.
01:34No, I mean you are unacceptable.
01:39Stop whining and get dinner on the table.
01:47Dan?
01:51No.
01:53I'm divorcing him.
01:55No.
01:56You're divorcing him.
01:58Oh, you're going to regret it.
02:01The only thing I regret is all of these years wasted.
02:05No.
02:06No.
02:10No.
02:13Finally.
02:15Ditch her already.
02:16Now we can get married.
02:19You're broke way past your prime.
02:22Without me, you're nothing.
02:25Couldn't be happier.
02:27I'm done doing chores for you.
02:29You scumbag.
02:30Bitch.
02:31You're there talking back to me.
02:33Don't touch my mom.
02:38Watch your mouth, boy.
02:40Who'd want this unattractive?
02:42You're active.
02:43She doesn't need you.
02:44Guess what?
02:46She's getting married.
02:57Good to see you, Mr. Cleopatra.
02:59Good to see you.
03:07Did you find the bride?
03:08She's in the clear coughs.
03:10Good.
03:10We'll get the marriage certificate and go see my mother.
03:13Yes, sir.
03:17See who would want to marry this washed up woman.
03:20Probably some bum.
03:22Yeah.
03:23Must be a sucker.
03:43Brown suit.
03:45Blue tie.
03:46That's it.
03:47Hey, hey.
03:48Over here.
03:51Who's the sucker now?
03:53No, no, no.
03:54This can't be.
03:56No way an established man would want her.
04:00Unbelievable.
04:03It's time.
04:05Let's get the certificate.
04:14See?
04:15I told you.
04:17Go to hell!
04:19I'm out of here.
04:23You hired a guy like this.
04:25Look at all those cars.
04:26All of which belong to his customers.
04:28He works at some repair shop.
04:30Money well spent.
04:34I should probably head to my shift now.
04:36Be safe.
04:37I'll head home and start packing myself.
04:39What?
04:40No, wait.
04:40The subway's way too far of a walk from here.
04:42Don't worry, kid.
04:43I'll take her.
04:46That's very kind.
04:58Take your junk and get lost.
05:01TV?
05:02Microwave appliances?
05:04I bought them.
05:05I'm taking them.
05:06You wish.
05:07The expensive stuff stays.
05:10What?
05:11You want me back?
05:12Pathetic.
05:14You're done.
05:15He's all mine now.
05:17Isn't that right, darling?
05:19Of course.
05:20She's dead to me.
05:39Let her have it.
05:40No one gets hurt.
05:40Do you know who I am?
05:43I just won a lottery.
05:45One million dollars.
05:46Don't crush me.
05:48Stop.
05:51Stay back.
05:52Or we'll call the cops.
05:54TV, microwave, appliances.
05:56All of it.
05:58No, no, no. Stop!
05:59You better back off.
06:01Unless you want trouble.
06:09I paid for it.
06:11They're mine.
06:13We're leaving.
06:19That bastard.
06:21He looks like he really does have money and power.
06:24How could a rich and powerful man want her?
06:27This is ridiculous!
06:29This isn't over.
06:31That bitch!
06:35Those folks were from your work?
06:37I can't let you guys work for free.
06:40I'd like to buy them a drink.
06:41Meow.
06:45An urgent matter.
06:51What is it, Indy?
06:55You married the wrong woman.
06:57She's not the one I hired.
07:00No wonder she thinks I'm a mechanic.
07:03Well, good.
07:04It'll make the divorce easier.
07:05She doesn't know me.
07:08Exactly.
07:09You've got a lot of admirers.
07:12And...
07:13You remember?
07:14The one that crawled into your bed
07:17tried to blackmail you 20 years ago.
07:32All I remember is a butterfly shaped earthmark.
07:48All I remember is a butterfly shaped earthmark.
07:49Yeah.
07:59Now that we're married, I need a favor.
08:02What kind of favor?
08:03Come meet my mother.
08:05Her health is very concerning and she wants to be married.
08:08I'm doing this for her.
08:10If that's all, it's no problem.
08:15Take this.
08:17Why are you handing me all this money?
08:19I'm not so happy.
08:19You're giving up more by marrying me, and from the looks of it, I think you need more.
08:25Keep it. I might need another favor.
08:31Welcome up. Client's car. We don't want to be late.
08:46This is your house?
08:48Uh, no. It's, no. My mother is the housekeeper here.
08:52She still works at her age?
08:54Oh, she's used to it. She's, uh, been doing it her whole life.
08:59My dear.
09:06This is not much. I don't know the credit limit. Is it 50 grand? 50,000?
09:15Mm-hmm. It's creepy.
09:16Uh, just, just my mom. She's used to pretending that we're rich. Just go ahead.
09:22Thank you, Mom.
09:25Thank you, Mom.
09:29I haven't enjoyed my life since you joined our family.
09:34Robert's career has tanked, and that's all your fault.
09:38You make him so miserable.
09:42How could he ever make anything of himself?
09:46No one's ever been so nice to me at the first sight.
09:49Her unconditional kindness, it's moving.
09:53Come in.
09:55Come in.
09:55And tell the staff what you like, and we'll have it made.
10:06You got Robert off my back. I've met your mom. We could file for divorce.
10:16Let me treat you different.
10:19Don't want to break it.
10:22Classy.
10:24Flattered.
10:26But I'm in the mood for homemade cooking.
10:28Indulge me for just one grocery run away.
10:32I won't pretend to know my way around this stuff.
10:35So, you let me handle the groceries.
10:38You can work your mind.
10:41Sounds like a plan.
10:45Wow.
10:46I can't believe we got all this stuff for $2.
10:49It's crazy.
10:51Coupons.
10:52Clash sales.
10:53Discounts.
10:54Saves a bundle every time.
10:56See, I really can run a household.
10:58Life in Z does have its charms.
11:04She's not like the others.
11:07Maybe this marriage doesn't need to end.
11:17It's been years since I felt a life this warm and lived down.
11:24You got those plates for me?
11:27Absolutely.
11:29It's been a pleasure.
11:34Whoa!
11:35A feast!
11:36What's the occasion?
11:37Well, it's...
11:40What was your name again?
11:45Atticus.
11:47Atticus is treating us.
11:50Okay, my mom's cooking is next.
11:52Left.
11:53You're in for it tonight.
11:55Dig in!
12:04So...
12:05How is it?
12:06Mmm!
12:07Mmm!
12:08Delicious!
12:10Wow!
12:12So this is what home tastes like, huh?
12:15You've never had dinner like this?
12:17I usually just go for something simple.
12:19That makes sense.
12:19You work non-stop.
12:20Your mother still helps out in other people's homes.
12:23Must be hard balancing work and family.
12:26Mmm.
12:27You gotta have some more, though.
12:30Alright.
12:34Mother and son.
12:36Familiar in the owner.
12:37Why does he look so familiar?
12:42Oh, God.
12:43Easy.
12:44Easy, baby.
12:46Shhh.
12:49Dana Walls.
12:50I'll go talk to them.
13:01I was ruining my fun!
13:09Fuck.
13:12You...
13:15He divorced you.
13:17Why are you still harassing us at our new place?
13:19Listen to me.
13:21I'm never taking you back.
13:24Stop stalking me.
13:26Don't flatter yourself.
13:27We're next door and your gross noises were interrupting our dinner.
13:32Please.
13:33I knew I lived here.
13:34You should know better and move out.
13:37Don't be a homewrecker.
13:38He's mine.
13:41Didn't you marry somebody?
13:43What?
13:43That's true.
13:46No one wants her.
13:49He'd go soft the second you saw her in bed.
13:52Me?
13:53I leave men wanting more.
13:55Shhh.
13:56Do yourself a favor.
13:57Go easy on the performance pills.
13:59Or you'll croak on the mattress.
14:01Bitch.
14:02No.
14:11I'll leave my wife alone.
14:12While I lose this again.
14:17So you're that sucker who picked up my leftovers.
14:21I asked around.
14:23You're a grease-munker, nobody, bottom feeder.
14:27Do you know who I am?
14:29Do you know where I work?
14:31Cavendish Group.
14:34$300,000 a year.
14:36More than you can dream of.
14:40You know, a man can lose his job in just a few minutes.
14:43Want to bet?
14:44Oh.
14:47You know what?
14:48Right.
14:49If I lose my job, I'm going to make your shoes.
14:55You said it.
14:57I want to make a phone call.
14:59Forget it.
14:59Just let's go home.
15:02Trust me.
15:03Bye.
15:12Handle this one.
15:15A proper and a fraud.
15:18What a perfectly trashy pair you two make.
15:26Sir.
15:27Hi.
15:28What can I...
15:32No, no, no, please.
15:34Just give me one more.
15:45A deal's a deal.
15:47A deal's a deal.
15:51Put my shoes.
15:53That...
15:54That was a flu.
15:55Smells like you get lucky sometimes.
15:59You lost your job.
16:01How am I supposed to get into Cavendish Group now?
16:02I still have a million dollars I can take care of here.
16:05That's not the point.
16:07I was going to use your connections to get into Cavendish Group.
16:10Okay.
16:10Oh, sure.
16:12Let's go back to dinner.
16:13I don't want to let them learn a half a day.
16:15I'm not going to marry some loser.
16:18Are you okay?
16:18I'm not a loser.
16:25Mom, I'll start apartment hunting tomorrow.
16:29We're not renewing here.
16:31I'm done seeing these two losers.
16:33I know.
16:34It took us so long to find a place this cheap.
16:36If we move, the rent...
16:38Relax.
16:39I'll cover it.
16:40Worst case, I take extra shifts.
16:43No.
16:44I have a friend who has a place for lease.
16:49Would you guys want to see him?
16:51Really?
16:52That'd be great.
16:54Good.
16:55I'll set up a meeting tomorrow.
16:57Oh, tomorrow I can't go, but you two could.
17:00And hey, if it fits, don't worry about the budget.
17:03I'll figure out the money.
17:06Okay.
17:09Give her this unit.
17:13There's no trace to us.
17:15Yes, sir.
17:17I'll take care of it in disguise.
17:19She won't recognize me.
17:24Oh, my God.
17:27This is my exact dream apartment.
17:30Your friend must be loaded.
17:32That's all right.
17:34No, place is nice.
17:35Must cost a fortune.
17:38She didn't need too much.
17:41Arrakash!
17:42How are you, buddy?
17:44How we been?
17:45Long time no see.
17:47Oh, Johnny.
17:48Olivia.
17:49Oh, Olivia.
17:50What a nice name.
17:53Welcome to my place.
17:59So you're the one looking to rent, right?
18:01Yes.
18:02I've got plenty of places.
18:06I only care if we buy them.
18:08Oh, well, I'm very clean.
18:11No drama.
18:12Your house would be in very good hands.
18:16Tidy tenants with no bad habits.
18:21All right.
18:23You can have this one.
18:25Really?
18:28About the rent.
18:30About the rent.
18:39$1,000 a month.
18:41$1,000.
18:43A place this nice for only $1,000?
18:47Is $1,000 too much for her?
18:53Not $1,000.
18:55Not $1,000.
18:57Uh, $1.
19:00I like a new order like you.
19:03What?
19:05$1?
19:06Did I hear you right?
19:07He's just eccentric.
19:10You just divorced, right?
19:14Yes.
19:15My ex is textbook scum.
19:18Won the lottery and cheated.
19:23Nothing upsets me more than a good woman getting mystery.
19:31$1.
19:32And the place is yours.
19:35Wow.
19:37Yes.
19:50Nice work.
19:52I've rented for years.
19:54Seeing planners, sleazy landlords.
19:58Acting comes easy.
20:00You just got yourself raised.
20:02I'm awesome.
20:03I'm just doing my job.
20:05Fly up every single apartment where Olivia's exesplastic.
20:09Renovate around the clock.
20:10I don't want them to have no man's peace.
20:12Consider it that.
20:15Boss?
20:16Um.
20:18You said you were allowed for divorce once in a while.
20:21Why are you still here?
20:22Back to work.
20:24Out of my sight.
20:31You said you were allowed for divorce once in a while.
20:32This is usually so decisive.
20:34Did the boss actually fall for her?
20:43You and Felix will live here.
20:46And if anything comes up, you can call me any time.
20:48Where do you live?
20:49Upper East Side.
20:51Upper East Side?
20:52Isn't that where rich people live?
20:55My, my, uh, my mother works in a mansion up there.
20:59I crash in their basement sometimes.
21:02Well, that can't be good for your health.
21:05After all you've done for us,
21:06it doesn't feel right having you in a basement.
21:10You know,
21:12there are three bedrooms here.
21:15Would you consider
21:17moving in with me?
21:19With us?
21:20Okay.
21:21I'll move in.
21:29What?
21:31You invited that man to move in?
21:33Is he rich?
21:35Money's not important.
21:36Personality is.
21:38Uh, uh, money is...
21:40Girl, do you hear yourself?
21:44I mean,
21:46I haven't you had enough.
21:48He's different.
21:51You're too kind.
21:53Too naive.
21:55No, he treats me very well and...
21:57Olivia,
21:58our table asks for you by name.
22:00Move fast.
22:00Food's up.
22:01Got it.
22:01I've got my tie.
22:08Well, well.
22:09Look at the working girl.
22:12Isn't she cute in her little outfit?
22:16Don't stand there.
22:19We're customers.
22:21Serve us.
22:23Stupid waitress.
22:26If you're not happy with my service,
22:28I can find you another waiter.
22:31Just...
22:31Be kind to the person who serves your food.
22:34You've heard that one, right?
22:36Watch your tone.
22:39Or I'll file a complaint
22:41and get you fired.
22:48Sir?
22:51Ma'am?
22:53Enjoy.
22:57Oh, no.
22:59My ring is gone.
23:05You stole my ring.
23:07What?
23:07No, I didn't steal your ring.
23:09If not you,
23:10then who?
23:11You were next to Amelia.
23:13It was you.
23:14What do you want?
23:15Are you trying to cause a scene?
23:16You're old and broke.
23:18Of course you steal.
23:20If you're innocent,
23:21you won't mind if I search you.
23:23What are you doing?
23:25Hands off or I'll call the police.
23:26Call them.
23:28Governor,
23:29hand over Amelia's ring
23:31or pay.
23:32No.
23:33No, I didn't steal it.
23:35This is a setup.
23:37No.
23:39No.
23:40No.
23:40I didn't steal it.
23:41It's a setup.
23:43Manager.
23:44Get the manager out there.
23:46What's going on?
23:47This bitch stole her ring.
23:50Is this the kind of staff
23:52your hotel hires?
23:53No.
23:54I didn't steal it.
23:56Not you.
23:58Who else could it be?
24:03What's this?
24:10She must have planted that.
24:11Ezra,
24:12you have to believe me.
24:13I didn't steal it.
24:14Fire this bitch.
24:15Right now.
24:16Ezra,
24:17you know me.
24:17I've worked here for years.
24:19She found it on the system.
24:21Then check the cameras.
24:22Check the footage.
24:24Please.
24:26Sir,
24:27ladies,
24:28if you don't mind,
24:28I'd like to check the surveillance
24:30just to see if this is possibly
24:31a misunderstanding.
24:33No,
24:33you may not.
24:46that birthmark,
24:49just like the one on her.
24:52Was that her 20 years ago?
24:59Henry,
25:00Henry,
25:00Henry,
25:00find out the hotel
25:00where Olivia works.
25:01I'm headed there now.
25:03She stole my ring.
25:07And my uncle
25:08is the VP
25:09at Cavendish Group.
25:12Watch what you say.
25:14A vice president
25:15at Cavendish Group.
25:16I can't cross them.
25:18You know,
25:19actually,
25:20the surveillance is down
25:21and we haven't had it fixed yet,
25:22so unfortunately,
25:23we can't check it.
25:26How is that possible?
25:27Look,
25:27just apologize to them
25:29and we can put this behind us.
25:31Apologize?
25:33Fine.
25:35Kneel in front of me.
25:39Slap yourself.
25:41And say,
25:42I'm a thief.
25:44Do that
25:44and I'll forgive you.
25:47Otherwise,
25:48you're a fighter.
25:49Now.
25:56Felix works two jobs
25:57so I can live better.
25:59He'll shoulder more
26:00if I lose this job.
26:01I can't let that happen.
26:41I'm a thief.
26:44Is that enough?
26:46It's never enough
26:47to punch a thief.
26:52No.
26:53No.
26:54Don't.
26:55Don't.
26:56Please.
26:57No.
27:00Don't.
27:06Stop.
27:07Don't hurt me.
27:08I dare you.
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