00:16I don't know.
00:50Faster than your shadow.
01:02Mr. Pete, Pit Viper, the question on everyone's mind is why is it that you want to kill Lucky Luke?
01:16Because I can.
01:17Are there any other questions?
01:23I have one.
01:28I was wondering, how would you explain the, um, the fact that you've got a duel in a minute
01:34and your rivals know where to be found?
01:44Maybe he's too afraid.
01:46He shoots faster than a shadow, what does he have to fear?
01:50Tell me.
01:53But you know the day will come when that man, even that man, is nothing more than a shadow
02:00of himself.
02:24You're Mordbridge, right?
02:26Edward Mordbridge, from the Borderland Herald.
02:29My pleasure.
02:30Three cameras?
02:31Isn't that overkill?
02:32But it's Lucky Luke.
02:33Shoots before he draws.
02:34And no one's photographed him doing it.
02:36So, I'm hedging my bets.
03:04So, I'm hedging my bets.
03:17You're almost late.
03:20You can never really be late to a funeral.
03:23Your new glove's giving you confidence.
03:26You don't usually wear any.
03:28Is it perhaps because you had an accident?
03:54I can't say that I have.
03:56Snake's pretty messed up, though.
03:59I've turned it into these gloves.
04:00I can't say that I have.
04:05You still got one minute to cancel.
04:07Do you know what?
04:08What you got left?
04:10Doesn't matter.
04:11You got one more minute.
04:13A minute.
04:15Okay?
04:30ahead.
04:43There it is?
04:47That ends ihmisy Ланскойом.
04:51… I didn't know why.
04:53I thought he needed to ask them.
04:53I think I don't hear ladies.
04:53Heớ'ю!
04:57fogg Jeżeli.
04:57What?
04:58Okay.
05:00I knew he was first.
05:00I knew he was first.
05:00Not suddenly.
05:26Luke, tomorrow at News Sharp, you're a dead man.
05:29I'll take your grave.
05:30I'm going to kill you.
05:33Let me go.
05:35Get off me.
05:36I'll get all of you.
05:38Angel.
05:39Angel.
05:40Well, did you get it?
05:43I couldn't even get the shutter tripped.
05:46How does he do it?
05:51I didn't get it.
05:52I couldn't even get it.
05:54I tried.
05:54I don't know.
05:54Let's go.
06:42Nice shot kiddo, even though it's a pretty lucky one.
06:48The next time, watch out for that recoil.
06:56Anyway.
07:03What was that?
07:06No, no, no!
07:14Thank you?
07:16My mother, where is she?
07:19What, your mother?
07:20I just saved you, so spit it out!
07:22You tell me now, or I'll unsave you!
07:25Well, you must be new to making threats.
07:29And to guns, put that away.
07:31Can I hurt yourself again?
07:31I've mastered it, okay?
07:33Yeah, it's my mother's gun, but I know what I'm doing!
07:42Sorry.
07:42Sorry, kiddo.
07:45You're in the Wild West, and clearly, you're new to that too.
07:48Let's go.
07:53Let's go.
07:54Let's go.
07:56Let's go.
08:13Let's go.
08:14Let's go.
08:14Let's go.
08:29Let's go.
08:34Let's go.
08:37Let's go.
08:40Lucky Luke.
08:43Lucky Luke.
08:53Lucky Luke.
08:59He should've used the bear.
09:01He would've taken his hand right off.
09:02I'm gonna burn down this whole town.
09:05Excuse me?
09:07I've come as a friend.
09:08This is the Wild West.
09:09No friends here.
09:11After everything we've been...
09:12Sure.
09:13Who are you?
09:14My name's Louise.
09:17Louise Willow.
09:19I've got information for you.
09:23You sure that's true?
09:24Yeah.
09:25It was right in front of me.
09:27He was in a lot of pain.
09:28His hand was swollen.
09:29How'd he beat me if he got vibrated, huh?
09:31Pitted.
09:31I mean, you know, bit.
09:34Maybe someone helped him.
09:38No.
09:39I'd bet it was the Venom.
09:42It could be the slow-moving kind.
09:44Affecting him later.
09:45That is possible.
09:47Because Venom isn't an exact science.
09:49Sometimes he affects the leg.
09:51Could he even think of that earlier?
09:53I'm not a reptologist.
09:54He quit it with your complicated words.
09:55They're confusing.
09:56Mea, Kuba.
09:58What did I just say?
09:59Well, do we agree?
10:00We rest up right now, and then tomorrow,
10:02we capture him, torture him,
10:05all get answers.
10:06And after that, you kill him.
10:09Seems like you're annoyed.
10:11He went after my family.
10:14Sound good to you?
10:15Yeah.
10:18Capture.
10:19Torture.
10:20Question.
10:20Take him out.
10:27Still pretty swollen?
10:29Yeah.
10:31I can draw an aim.
10:34The problem is...
10:35shooting straight.
10:42If it doesn't get better...
10:49I'm no good without it.
10:50It's all I got.
10:52I've sacrificed everything to get here.
11:02But you're lucky, Luke.
11:05You're a legend.
11:07And legends last forever.
11:08Yeah.
11:11There's more demand for oil and trains
11:13than legends nowadays.
11:15We're an endangered species around here,
11:17that's for sure.
11:19You know why they call me Cuchillo?
11:23Some years before,
11:24I was an almost blind geriatric marshal.
11:26I was a poor little Mexican peasant kid.
11:28Too poor to own a colt.
11:30All I had was a knife to fight
11:32the gringos oppressing us.
11:35Un cuchillo, amigo.
11:37And the advantage is...
11:41you don't have to grip it very hard.
11:43It doesn't replace a six-shooter.
11:46But if you get some practice with it,
11:48you can get the job done.
11:50Yeah.
11:51With a bit of luck.
11:52You need luck?
11:53But that's your name.
11:57Believe in your name.
12:20Thanks for helping me.
12:21No problem.
12:24Gun shake?
12:25Hmm?
12:26You've never done a gun shake?
12:28Hmm?
12:30Give me a...
12:31Give me a...
12:34Watch and learn.
12:41No?
12:42Here.
12:45But it's dangerous.
12:46I lost a cousin once that way.
12:47Drown himself.
12:48Idiot.
12:49Anyway,
12:50it's great you're part of our gang now.
12:51A Westerner like we are.
12:54Ready to strike someone dead.
12:56Not like that bastard Lucky Luke
12:57who respects the law,
12:58defends orphans and widows.
13:00You mean he kills orphans and widows?
13:01No.
13:02No.
13:03He's a fucking vigilante.
13:05He's the most famous friend.
13:07No, what he's got?
13:07An honor code.
13:09The man won't kill anyone.
13:10Oh, really?
13:11Where is he on kidnappings?
13:13Does he kidnap folks?
13:15Innocent people?
13:16Women?
13:16No.
13:17No.
13:17No, no, no.
13:18No, no.
13:18That guy's a fucking hero.
13:23Yeah, shocking.
13:24I know.
13:26I know.
13:27I know.
13:43We'll round up the family to get Luke.
13:45Then we'll take care of the bumpkins
13:46and burn down the saloon.
13:48Booze is great for fires.
13:49I think burning down the town
13:51sounds like a great plan.
13:52I do.
13:52I love it.
13:53Um, but I was thinking,
13:54just in case,
13:55could we have a plan B?
13:56Like, instead of starting fires,
13:57we steal something,
13:58we try to work more.
13:59No.
14:00No.
14:01No.
14:02No.
14:02No.
14:02No.
14:03No.
14:04No.
14:05No.
14:07No.
14:08No.
14:08No.
14:09No.
14:09No.
14:10No.
14:11No.
14:11No.
14:12No.
14:12No.
14:13No.
14:14No.
14:14No.
14:25No.
14:25No.
14:26No.
14:30No.
14:58Come to finish what you started?
15:00No.
15:01I came to apologize.
15:03I may have been wrong about you.
15:05I heard you're a vigilante.
15:07All right, finally.
15:12You've been living under a rock?
15:13Where are you from?
15:14Albuquerque.
15:15Oh, so you're a city girl.
15:17It's not my fault I didn't know who you were.
15:19I never had newspapers.
15:20My mom wasn't into that.
15:21It was isolating.
15:23I read novels to learn about the world.
15:24Oh, okay.
15:25That's why you're a little bit...
15:29Stupid.
15:29No.
15:31You thought stupid?
15:32I was going to say...
15:34Yeah, stupid.
15:43Thing is, when my mom disappeared...
15:47My grandfather was killed.
15:55And before he died, he said your name.
15:59To ask you for help one day.
16:09I'm sorry, kiddo.
16:13Who was your grandfather?
16:15Tukum.
16:17I didn't know him.
16:19But he was smart.
16:20Because I'll help you find your mother.
16:24Really?
16:25That's what I do.
16:27I want to repay you.
16:29You're the reason Viper Pete didn't get me.
16:31Uh, uh...
16:32Speaking of Pete...
16:36There may be a chance that his boys know about your hand problem.
16:39You know this because...
16:40Because I told them all.
16:41Okay, she is stupid.
16:42No, I didn't know you were a good guy at that point.
16:44That was before.
16:45Alright, Luke.
16:46Not the first time you're facing three desperados.
16:48Well, it's actually twelve.
16:49Twelve dudes.
16:51Fifteen.
16:55Around fifteen.
17:12Wait, what did you do?
17:13Okay, fine.
17:14I've got it now.
17:15How did your mother raise you?
17:17Is your father around?
17:18Never knew him.
17:19He's unreliable.
17:20Okay, so...
17:21It's a family thing.
17:23I screwed up.
17:24I get it.
17:25I did take some of their weapons.
17:28And I got a plan.
17:48Alright.
17:49Here you go.
17:50So this rope is the first domino.
17:52Connected to the rest of it.
17:53Throw your knife.
17:54Cut the rope.
17:55And it starts the chain reaction.
17:57Each Winchester...
17:59Is in a barrel.
18:00There, there, there.
18:01There, there, and there.
18:02Then it's all fireworks.
18:03You take out fifteen desperados with a winch orchestra.
18:06Bra!
18:07Bra!
18:07Bra!
18:08Bra!
18:08Bra!
18:08Bra!
18:09Bra!
18:10Bra!
18:11Bra!
18:11Bra!
18:12It's actually bang.
18:14No.
18:14Now it's bra!
18:15It's not bang anymore.
18:16Uh, no.
18:17You're wrong.
18:17I say that as a pro.
18:18You understand?
18:19It's still bang.
18:20It is my job, after all.
18:21What is?
18:22To be old?
18:23No, to go bang.
18:25Look, I hope your domino thing works out.
18:28I guess you're not really a teamwork kind of guy.
18:30Got trouble with trusting people?
18:33I guess I do.
18:35How weird is that?
18:36Especially after you shot me, framed me for murder, and ratted me out.
18:39Did I forget anything?
18:40But that was before.
18:41Three hours ago.
18:42So much happened in the past three hours, though.
18:44Is there anything else I don't know?
18:45No.
18:46That's everything.
18:47You sure?
18:47I'm sure.
18:56All right.
18:57They'll be here any minute now.
18:59I'll make sure Kuchiyo has everyone in a safe place.
19:01You get your horse somewhere safe.
19:13Are they here?
19:16They're coming.
19:18I got my Colt, my cartridge belts, my Spurs for Close Combat.
19:25Did I forget anything?
19:27No.
19:28Louise, I wanted to say thank you.
19:36For staying right here.
19:41What are you doing?
19:42Keeping you out of trouble.
19:43No, but you need me.
19:45Got some trust issues, huh?
19:48Don't worry.
19:49I can cut a rope all by myself.
19:52Hey!
19:53Get back here!
19:54Get back here!
19:59Get back here!
20:42Feels like deja vu, doesn't it?
20:45Except for your pals.
20:49They all came to say hi to you.
20:52I prefer goodbyes.
20:53I prefer goodbyes.
20:54Bitches!
21:00Let's see you.
21:07Fuck!
21:11This is the middle.
21:14Alright.
21:14I'd love to die with you.
21:17Fuck!
21:17Go for a Duane!
21:18Fuck!
21:19Fuck!
21:20Fuck!
21:22Fuck!
21:23Fuck!
21:23Fuck!
21:36You thought you'd throw a knife in yourself?
21:58You thought you'd throw a knife in yourself?
22:28How would I get out of this if I were Calamity Jane?
22:34Prisoner at Misery Lane, page 78.
22:36To unshackle her hands, Calamity wraps her palm around her finger, just about the joint, and dislocates it with a
22:43yank.
22:46No!
22:54Hey.
22:57Were you the one screaming just now?
22:59I dislocated a finger, but it was the wrong one.
23:06I'll put it back for you.
23:11Thank you so much.
23:13Would you pop my thumb out?
23:16Wouldn't you rather I just untie you?
23:34What the hell's going on?
23:44This guy's missing his poncho.
23:46This guy's missing his poncho.
24:16Here we are.
24:18Our first good news of the day.
24:22Luke!
24:25Show your face or your girl's gonna get it!
24:28On three, I'll put a bullet in her!
24:30One!
24:33Two!
24:37Three!
24:58Threw your weapon down.
25:00In the dirt.
25:12That's right.
25:14Now listen to me carefully.
25:16I'm gonna gently...
25:17Two!
25:18Three!
25:26Three!
25:33Two!
25:36Two!
25:40Two!
25:41Two!
25:42Two!
25:44Three!
25:44Hey, we've got to work together, all right?
25:48I lane the gun. You shoot me when I say back.
25:56Ready for this?
25:58Three, two, one, go!
26:03Back, back, back!
26:04Two, two, one, go!
26:34Put that away. You're going to hurt yourself again.
26:37I've mastered it, okay?
26:43Yeah, it's my mother's gun.
27:24You're going to hurt yourself again.
27:50No, don't.
28:00You're going to hurt yourself again.
28:00Is this how you think me?
28:02You wanted to steal my gun and get rid of me?
28:05No, I'm not. I mean, I'm leaving you with the sheriffs. You're in good hands.
28:08And my mother?
28:10You'd help find her, you said.
28:11Could she overhelp you?
28:15Some legend of the West.
28:31I don't know.
29:04I don't know.
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