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00:10Nobody told me it was going to be this cold.
00:13It's normal.
00:15Fluids aren't as warm as our bodies,
00:17so your core temperature drops.
00:20Nobody mentioned that.
00:22Next time you come in,
00:23just ask them to warm up the fluids.
00:26It'll help.
00:27Thanks.
00:28Hey.
00:30You seem to know about this stuff.
00:32How long until we feel results?
00:34I was supposed to be at work in an hour,
00:36and I couldn't even keep watered down this morning.
00:39Maybe you should have laid off
00:40some of those tequila shots last night.
00:43How'd you know it was tequila?
00:45You got salt stains on the edge of your hoodie,
00:47some irritation around the cuticles on your right hand,
00:50probably from holding too many pieces of line,
00:52and half a hand stamp left from Hernandez E. Hernandez.
00:57Are you, like, a detective or something?
00:59Or something.
01:00Are you in here a lot?
01:01Once a week,
01:02for the past three months.
01:05I've pretty much tried every treatment they have to offer.
01:09So, wait,
01:10what's wrong with you?
01:14I actually have no idea.
01:28Woohoo!
01:28Another public flogging that could have been an email.
01:31Man, felt's not that bad.
01:33Just take your lumps and move on.
01:36Shut up.
01:37Here he comes.
01:39Morning, folks.
01:40Impressed to see you all made it.
01:42Even more impressed to see that I got my sales sheets on time this month.
01:46Let's begin.
01:47Midwest.
01:48Zach.
01:49Customer surveys ticked up a half point,
01:52and you sold two hon...
01:56two hon...
01:57two hundred...
01:59single handles.
02:00Thanks, Ivan.
02:01I'm just reading numbers.
02:03Chet.
02:04Your columns are too wide.
02:06There is a proper format, folks.
02:08Sales sheets need to be tight.
02:12Are you all right?
02:14I'm fine.
02:16Moving on to the West Coast.
02:18Simone, have you even heard of the Aqueduct 4000?
02:22Chrome, center set, low flow for the eco-conscious.
02:25And now I see why you're not selling any.
02:28Rachel.
02:30Boys and girls,
02:31this is a miracle of modern design and engineering.
02:35Mirrored finish.
02:36Flawlessly wrapped around an industry-leading...
02:42gooseneck spout.
02:43Ergonomic curled handles
02:45that ensure...
02:48a perfect flow...
02:50every time.
02:51It's a masterpiece.
02:53And this thing should sell itself.
02:56Look, all our clients' budgets are squeezed right now.
02:59Squeezed, huh?
03:01I don't care,
03:04you little whiner!
03:06Nobody is being squeezed
03:08harder than me
03:10right now!
03:12Ivan?
03:14What's happening?
03:16Help!
03:199-1-1, what's your emergency?
03:21I think my boss just blew a gasket.
03:23So, what happened?
03:25He was yelling,
03:25and then he just dropped.
03:27His name's Ivan Van Pelt.
03:28He's our team lead.
03:30Eddie, get in there.
03:33Ivan, L-A-F-D.
03:36All right, let's get him on this table.
03:401, 2, 3.
03:49When he went down,
03:50did he hit his head?
03:51Did he clutch his chest?
03:52He grabbed his crotch.
03:56Palp ate the area.
04:03Uh, him?
04:05There's something firm down here.
04:07I mean,
04:08something that's not him.
04:14All right, let's check it out.
04:15Sir,
04:17Mr. Van Pelt?
04:18Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
04:26What is that?
04:29Uh,
04:30there's my chastity belt.
04:34you know some pleasures are best left delayed bp is at 160 over 80. gotta get this thing off of
04:44him
04:44all right there's a lock all we need to do is get the key
04:47ivan do you know where the key is for this uh hey has anybody seen a key
04:57he swallowed it
05:02oh why did he swallow it because i made him wait and you are simone vp west coast sales
05:12also his dom
05:16mr van pelt is my little dirt boy isn't he yes ma'am simone why he's a jerk to you
05:26he gets as good as he gives cap i don't like this spelling too much longer reverse necrosis and he
05:32could lose his extremity do not lose my extremity all right buck grab the grinder yep on it
05:47all right ivan just a little petroleum jelly to protect the skin
05:53okay buck whenever you're ready
05:57carefully
06:11oh whoa whoa hey cap he keeps moving like this i'm gonna cut off his van pelt
06:17uh simone you think you can get him to hold still
06:26nobody said you can wriggle you filthy worm
06:32you hear me yeah yes don't move grease pig if you move one curly little hair on your disgusting
06:40little body that rusty spigot of yours is gonna get chopped off like you deserve you hear me
06:46um buck okay all right
06:58okay
06:59uh
07:07almost there
07:09okay
07:09got it
07:11Okay.
07:17All right, somebody get a blanket over him.
07:27Is little dirt boy still raining everyone's ears?
07:29Something about two perfect weirdos finding each other is...
07:34inspiring?
07:35Yeah, makes total sense.
07:37Especially coming from you.
07:39Why me?
07:40You obviously relate to the guy.
07:43How so?
07:45Because you are wearing a chastity belt of your own.
07:49Those are tighty-whities, bud.
07:51I always pegged you for boxer briefs.
07:53It's a chastity belt of your mind.
07:56You haven't even looked at a woman in a year.
07:59Neither have you?
08:00Definitely not true. Also, not my point.
08:03The last woman I looked at sent Christopher halfway across the country.
08:08You focus on him.
08:11You need to get out of your head.
08:13What do you mean as tighty-whities?
08:15I'm putting my son first.
08:17By using him as a chastity belt.
08:20Now, please don't put those two together.
08:22You're punishing yourself, Eddie.
08:24And I think some part of you enjoys it.
08:26You know, this metaphor is oddly working.
08:28It's not healthy.
08:29Okay?
08:30People need people.
08:31Too much deprivation and you start to swell up in the wrong places.
08:35So what?
08:36You want me to meet some stranger on an app?
08:38No.
08:39We are going to meet strangers IRL.
08:42Oh, no.
08:43I'm sorry.
08:44Do you have plans?
08:45No, you don't.
08:47Unlock the belt, Eddie.
08:48Fine.
08:50Just stop calling it that.
08:53No promises.
09:05What's Luna?
09:10Oh.
09:11What are you doing up?
09:13Luna.
09:15It's all over our credit card bill.
09:17I can explain that.
09:20I sure hope so.
09:22Well, I can think you're spending thousands of dollars at some clinic for no good reason.
09:27Well, it's more of a wellness center.
09:30Is that where you got these?
09:39You went through my stuff?
09:43And you haven't been yourself in months.
09:46And even when you're here, you're too tired or too distracted to be present.
09:51And then I find out you've been spending thousands of dollars at some shady clinic?
09:55I was going to Luna for treatment.
09:58Treatment for what?
10:00What are you not telling me?
10:03I've just been having some weird symptoms.
10:06And I'm not sure what the cause of it is.
10:09Symptoms like what?
10:11Rashes, muscle aches, migraines, nausea every now and again.
10:16And yes, a lot of fatigue.
10:19Well, for how long?
10:21Not long.
10:22A couple months.
10:23A couple of months?
10:25What the hell, man?
10:27Why wouldn't you tell me?
10:29I didn't know what it was.
10:31I didn't want to worry you.
10:34Okay.
10:34Um, what does your doctor say?
10:37What do they think it is?
10:39It's unclear.
10:40Well, then maybe it's time for another doctor or a specialist.
10:44A specialist in what?
10:45I haven't figured out what it is.
10:47Every blood test, every scan, it's all coming back inconclusive.
10:51But you have been seeing a doctor, right?
10:54Not just this med spa.
10:56It's not a spa.
10:58And the guy who runs it is an actual MD.
11:01Who's charging you thousands of dollars to treat a mysterious illness he doesn't even know how to name.
11:06No, he just makes recommendations.
11:09Because you're the one who's actually running the show.
11:11I diagnose people every day.
11:13And you take them to a hospital to get actual medical treatment.
11:19Have you told Chimney?
11:20I don't see the point in worrying him or anyone.
11:24He's your best friend, Hen.
11:26And he's your captain.
11:29Maybe that's why you haven't told him.
11:31You're afraid of getting benched.
11:36This is so reckless, Hen.
11:40And it stops now.
11:42You need to tell Chimney.
11:44No, Karen.
11:45And if you don't, I will.
12:02Salud.
12:03Cheers, cheers, cheers.
12:06Hey.
12:07Perfect.
12:24I just don't want to bother her, you know?
12:26Oh, come on.
12:27She's here to be bothered.
12:29Everyone is here to be bothered.
12:31Go talk to her.
12:32You're single too, Buck.
12:33Yeah, by choice.
12:35Tell me it's choice.
12:40Okay, Eddie.
12:42Eye contact.
12:43Nine o'clock.
12:44Who's nine o'clock?
12:45Yours.
12:46Her.
12:47Right there.
12:48That's three o'clock.
12:51She's not even looking at me.
12:53Yeah, that's how you know she's interested.
12:54That is idiotic.
12:56How can you be so bad at this?
12:59Look, I'm gonna go talk to her.
13:01See the ground.
13:02No, Buck, please.
13:03No seating.
13:04Don't see.
13:05Let your wingman fly.
13:07My wingman's kamikaze.
13:13Hi.
13:15Hi.
13:15I'm Buck.
13:16You want a what?
13:18No.
13:19My name is Buck.
13:21Jade.
13:21Jade.
13:22Hi.
13:22Hi.
13:24Here we go.
13:28Oh, my God.
13:33He's really warming her up for you.
13:38And he's getting her number.
13:41Traitor.
13:45Hmm.
13:45One more time.
13:47Okay, so I may have misread her eyeline.
13:51Uh-huh.
13:52She caught me off guard.
13:53Why don't you just go talk to her?
13:55What?
13:56No.
13:56Hey, that's not why we're here.
13:58I'm your wingman, and I'm not gonna leave your side.
14:02I do need to hit the men's room.
14:14Yeah.
14:17I do need to hit the men's room.
14:21I do need to hit the men's room.
14:22I do need to have a man's room.
14:28Okay, let me have a gun.
14:34the line thanks for buying man uh actually i didn't bite zane did
14:42he's unstoppable that's buck it's been a long time since i've seen her that angry
14:49at me anyway i don't blame carrie i'd be angry too in fact i think i'm gonna be
14:55really furious with you once i get over being scared to death this is why i didn't tell anyone
15:00is it god knows i have told a tall tale or two to get myself back on the street when
15:09i got tired of
15:09riding the bench i didn't expect it to go on for this long but the longer i waited to tell
15:14everyone
15:15the harder it got to confess oh hey sweetie oh another late one huh yeah how's it going
15:29firefighter recruit grant i tell you it gets easier but it doesn't you just get used to it
15:37yeah are you hungry i got some takeout italian in the fridge you have to stand clear during rhythm check
15:47now did that make any sense oh was he sleeping while standing up must be emt week
15:54i remember it well and fondly it seems
16:00i know i have to tell them but i love my job athena
16:06i'm not ready for this to be the end of my story it doesn't have to be
16:12maybe it's the start of a new chapter
16:19all right get this all set up hey it's great
16:27picnic excluded view either you're a romantic or you've brought me up here to murder me
16:32oh i never murder on the first date sorry bad joke not a murderer can we start over let's start
16:43with this incredible cheese plate you made this yeah brie is my vice it's actually kind of a problem
16:53okay apocalypse album you're in a bunker and you can only have sweetwood mac
16:57rumors best breakup album of all time i've had it on loop for the past eight months my ex he
17:06i get nauseous just thinking about him he started acting super shady started staying late at work
17:12turning off his phone when i confronted him about it he was he was cheating with stevie nicks
17:17uh-huh i was just kidding ah cecilia are you okay my stomach ah was it debris please tell me
17:27it was debris
17:29okay um should we should we get you back to the car yeah all right let's let's head back
17:36911 what's your emergency uh uh my my friend is having really bad stomach cramps okay i'm maddie can
17:43you tell me your name and location uh griffith park near mount hollywood uh i'm i'm martin and she's
17:49cecilia could be food poisoning has she eaten anything out of the ordinary jeez the pain describe
17:57how it feels oh like worst cramps ever let's check your appendix can you press gently on your lower right
18:05abdomen oh my god the pain went away so you're okay yeah yeah i feel totally oh god it's back
18:17so the pain is intermittent it stops and then starts again uh yeah we tried moving her to the
18:22car between bouts of pain but they kept getting closer together oh my god i beat myself
18:30okay okay maybe it's for the best we weren't in the car for this part cecilia when was your last
18:36period i don't know i've always been a regular a few months ago maybe why i don't think that's
18:43urine i think your water broke and you're having contractions very close together you're pregnant no
18:49that's impossible i haven't you know in months eight months oh damn it derrick
19:00i'm sending help in the meantime martin i need you to check if cecilia is dilated
19:04we just met on an app well you're about to get a lot closer cecilia you okay with that do
19:10i have a
19:10choice um okay uh i feel like i should just do it yeah yeah what's going on down there um
19:24something's
19:27emerging oh freaking way okay cecilia to be ready to push martin you're catching catching what
19:34you're about to deliver this baby
19:51hi cecilia hi i'm hen this is eddie you didn't know you were pregnant no we still don't know that
19:58cryptic pregnancy it's rare but it happens and we're sure it's not the cheese don't worry dad
20:05we're gonna take good care of her oh i'm not the dad i'm her date date ain't happening all right
20:10she's dilated six centimeters and it's at full breach what so the baby's coming now in the wrong position
20:14and we're sure it's a baby all right we should travel her asap there's blood in the amniotic fluid
20:19we don't have time this heart rate is in the 90s sustained low heart rate is a problem we're gonna
20:23have
20:24to do an ecv turning the baby have you ever done one before once okay ravi called presbyterian
20:31tell him we need a trauma and ob team standing by okay copy i feel useless maybe just stay here
20:38with
20:39her i don't even know her i just met her two hours ago it's two hours longer than the rest
20:44of us
20:45eddie glove on i'm gonna walk you through the ecv what you've done one i haven't it's everyone's first
20:54okay all right i'm not gonna lie this is gonna be really uncomfortable but this is what's gonna
21:00save the life of your baby okay i just need you to keep breathing you didn't take lamaze hey i'm
21:06right
21:06here okay just squeeze my hand as hard as you need to you got this no no i don't because
21:11this isn't
21:13happening yes you do you're strong all right okay and what do i do all right you're gonna have to
21:18push
21:18baby up out of her pelvic before you can do the turn okay baby's up put downward pressure on the
21:28back of the head from the outside and push up with your other hand from the inside it's like a
21:33somersault
21:35oh god it hurts just breathe just breathe breathe just breathe just breathe just breathe
21:40a little more all right you're all right you got this
21:47almost there check for crowning all right let's do the head cecilia push like hell
21:56here we go
22:01right here hey little guy
22:11here you go man get your son
22:17he's beautiful he's like his mom
22:26i can't even know about you an hour ago
22:31now i think i'm in love it happens like that congratulations cecilia
22:48uh do you want me to ride with you
22:52you've already done so much and i know this isn't the first date you had in mind
22:57it is the most incredible first date i have ever had in my life
23:16it is the first date you have ever had in my life
23:17score one for the algorithm
23:28hi
23:31there you are
23:35here please sit down
23:38you totally thought i stood you up oh yeah five more minutes i was out of here
23:43glad you stuck it out i can't believe you're a baker
23:46amateur baker just a snickerdoodle here and there nothing like being a five-star chef
23:53trust me it is not as glamorous as you think it's like ridiculous hours pressure heat
24:01but when the adrenaline's up it feels like life or death
24:04that sounds like my job
24:08i'm a firefighter
24:11wow so you're hot
24:14single and a real hero you're like a unicorn
24:20hey um he'll have the linguine
24:23ordering for me is that a move we're gonna split the crudo the branzino and um do you like linguine
24:31you can't get enough
24:33my parents are still together somehow
24:36one brother older or younger maddie is older oh older sisters are the best
24:42where'd you guys grow up hershey yeah at pennsylvania oh so that's why you're so sweet
24:53this is fun buck do you want to get another drink yeah this was fun no i said it is
25:23you know if you're cold you can wear what jacket you know i just might
25:28how are you eating tacos right now
25:35okay i will call you that's me
25:40all right well catch you later i'm kidding
25:46get in
26:15you slept with both of them
26:18yeah not at the same time so it's still bad though right depends
26:22wasn't bad actually it was pretty mind-blowing
26:27which one both
26:30yeah got the insta pulled up certified hottie
26:33thing is i haven't felt something real with anyone since tommy now i have two anyones
26:41what would you guys do dude you gotta stop polling people about your life choices wow she is really
26:47hot yeah see what's her insta yeah jade she's just so right go with the flow you know she's a
26:55surfer
26:56she's soulful and then zane is like this witty intellectual he's cultured he cook for me
27:03but they both know the same old lady
27:08uh what do you mean they both know the same old lady
27:13look this picture's from his grid brunch with bubby uh-huh then on hers
27:21world's greatest bubby why do they know the same old lady
27:25because they have the same bubby well it's it's a coincidence right
27:30bubby is a term of endearment it is for grandma
27:36so they're family no no we don't know that uh buck
27:43nothing like a williams family vacation it's on both grids how did you not notice the last name
27:50when would i ask their last name usually before you sleep with someone so thinking the cousins no
27:59she doesn't have a cousin she has a brother and i bonded with him because we both have a sister
28:10you bonded with his sister dating a brother and sister
28:17at least they're not twins do we know that you know what no this is fine this is not that
28:24bad
28:25there's tons of gray area in modern love this ain't modern phil's medieval
28:33you're gonna send these two there no come on they're they're just close siblings right like uh
28:40marcia and greg donnie and marie raggedy ann and andy right don't drag andy into this oh buck
28:48you know what you need to do
28:54i need to break it off yeah with both of them
29:05hey jim hey you got a second for you always let me just finish this sentence thanks i know you
29:15got a
29:15lot going on yeah they make me type it all under these godforsaken after action reports as if
29:20capting a firehouse wasn't enough there's an essay portion i'm sorry i'm venting no no no it's good
29:28we can be honest with each other even if it's uncomfortable oh god did i make you uncomfortable
29:33no no not not at all i'm still trying to figure out how to be the boss you know stay
29:38strong for the team
29:39but be real with you guys i know the feeling no it's easier for you you're stronger than any of
29:47us
29:47anyway sit down let's talk it's not going to get any quieter than this
29:54okay
29:58well that is on me for jinxing it we'll pick this up later
30:24we're on scene at 2200 van nuys we got smoke and fire coming from the second floor bravo side
30:31let's get a ladder on this building three-quarter inch line let's move help
30:39that dispatch said the building was empty it's supposed to be let's get that airbag deployed
30:45sir sir now we're coming to you
30:57this back we need backup and additional ra units
31:04how we looking second to third degree burns on 80 of his back all right copy that both legs are
31:10broken
31:10looks like a clean break on the left compound tibial fracture on the right
31:14distal pulse is weak all right let's get him stinted and on the gurney tell presbyterian we need
31:19burn unit and trauma team standing by copy that cap
31:23fuck what's the status in there now there's more people in here cap a lot more
31:29what the hell are they living in there building's supposed to be empty the squatters are taking up
31:37residents on the sixth floor all families they say all right buck robbie you're on search and rescue
31:43yeah take hen with you okay you got it
31:48keep heading for the trucks that's it
32:08keep heading towards the trucks
32:11that's it towards the trucks
32:12crack as you can let's go let's go let's go keep heading for the trucks
32:19keep going that's it come on
32:23give me a moment give me a moment down the stairs they got you ma'am christine
32:28christine
32:29ma'am
32:30ma'am i need you to move to the exit
32:33no i can't i have to find my daughter
32:36go how old is your daughter christine seven when's the last time you saw her when we went to bed
32:42and she sleeps with me and she wasn't there when the smoke woke me up
32:46christine we gotta go leave the bag down the stairs it's possible that she's already been
32:51evacuated okay so i need you to go with this firefighter look take her downstairs okay come
32:57with me again i got you it's okay if she's still here i'll find her come on we gotta go
33:02we gotta go
33:04christine i got you she'll take care of her that's it keep heading towards the trucks
33:12christine can you hear me
33:17christine christine can you hear me
33:25christine can you hear me
33:29this way this way
33:32fuck everybody out no
33:34i'm still in there on the sixth floor she's searching for a seven-year-old girl
33:41firefighter wilson what's your status
33:42i'm looking for a kid
33:45mommy mommy
33:47come i hear her she's close all right you grab her and you get down there asap
33:56christine
33:59christine
34:05christine
34:21what's the status wilson firefighter wilson do you copy
34:28come on come on hen hen do you copy damn it
34:34firefighter wilson hen do you copy should we go up cap
34:39yeah go go
34:48oh my god my baby
34:55thank you for saving her
34:59let's get her checked out okay
35:30some fine work there
35:30lady can you wrap the ship and hand her over to b team i think i'm gonna be here for
35:33a while
35:34okay thanks
35:39she's okay
35:40where is she
35:41where is she
35:41they're moving her to a room right now you can see her then
35:43what happened
35:45they don't know
35:46we had a structure fire she was in there for a while we thought it was smoke and elision but
35:50that's highly unlikely right now they don't know why she went down
35:52a structure fire
35:55what was she been doing at that call
35:58it is her job
36:01she didn't tell you
36:04tell me what
36:07you don't want to hit the hospital
36:08never turned down a cafeteria meatloaf
36:11oh god
36:11it's them
36:14i thought you broke up with them
36:16i did i sent a classy text
36:18uh was it a group text on their family plan
36:20you must have compared notes they're gonna kill me
36:23hey buck
36:29uh hey you too
36:32hi
36:34so uh we wanted to talk to you
36:36but we didn't want to do it over the phone or text
36:39uh do you want to go someplace private
36:43what uh oh
36:46it's fine they know they knew before i did
36:49listen uh i'm sorry for the misunderstanding and honestly i did not realize until after our first date
36:59there's no misunderstanding
37:01there's not
37:02no not from us
37:04we both hit on you at the bar to see which one you'd call
37:08they called each of us
37:09which is awesome
37:12we're into it
37:13you're into sleeping with the same person as your brother
37:20wait what
37:22ew no
37:23my brother lives in rio
37:26so he's your
37:29cousin
37:30he's my husband
37:33oh
37:33oh you're mr and mrs williams
37:36so i slept with your husband
37:39uh-huh
37:40and i slept with your wife
37:42mm-hmm
37:44and you're into it
37:45well jade and i practice e and m
37:50ethical non-monogamy
37:54so you picked me up at a bar and you
37:57didn't tell me how is that ethical
38:01well i said that you're a unicorn
38:03sometimes we need to take our ponies for a test ride before they join the herd
38:09uh-huh
38:10look your breakup text was like really classy
38:12yeah
38:13but we just we want you to know that you don't have to break up with us
38:16we'd love to keep seeing you
38:18you would
38:21together
38:23ideally yeah
38:25it's like really hard to find a good third
38:27well thank you
38:29i really
38:32appreciate it
38:34you're a great
38:35couple
38:40honestly i'm still trying to figure out how to be a half
38:45i don't think i'm ready to be a
38:48a third
38:50oh yeah no we get it
38:53yeah we're not about pressuring people
38:56but uh if you change your mind
38:59then i have your number
39:01z
39:04all right
39:10oh
39:16okay all right see you
39:29okay
39:32okay
39:33hi
39:35i guess we gotta talk huh no we will but there's somebody else you need to talk to first
39:47i'm gonna give you till a minute
39:51thanks karen
39:59how do you feel
40:04i'm not sure yet right in this moment mostly tired
40:14karen said that this has been going on for months i'm sorry jim i should have told you
40:20but you didn't i know why we're best friends you know you can tell me anything i think i was
40:30afraid
40:30that if i talked to the people that i love about it then that would make it real
40:37whatever it is it's real now hen two dozen people saw you go down at the scene of a fire
40:45the entire lafd command structure's lighting up my phone ever since i'm sorry jim i didn't mean to get
40:53you in trouble no that's not what this is about hen
40:59you collapsed outside of a structure fire do you have any idea what would have happened if you
41:05collapsed inside that building unconscious in a fire with the kid
41:15i'm really sorry jim yeah i am too what are you sorry for i can't have someone on the team
41:23who puts
41:23her life in the lives of her co-workers and the public at risk jim
41:31i don't believe you would have done this if bobby were still in the captain's chair that's not fair
41:36no it's not you don't trust me hen and i need to be able to trust you and right now
41:43i can't
41:45if this were anyone else i'd have to let him go well why would i be any different you're right
41:51it
41:51shouldn't be you're done at the 118.
42:24so
42:35you
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