00:14Kelly went out with Brad over summer. No wonder she's number one.
00:18Brad, the football god. He's so hot, but Connor's more my type.
00:25Okay, let's find us.
00:38Great. We're dead last. Again.
00:48Aw, sorry honey. No spot in the hallway for the dead last loser.
00:57Forget it. Let's hurry. Game's starting soon.
01:14Let's go.
01:18Let's go.
01:21Let's go!
01:22Let's go, Eagles! Let's go!
01:28Brad, stop showing off! Catch it!
01:30Relax. I got you.
01:36Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad!
01:40Come on! Tessa, did you see that?
01:42Connor Vaughn and Brad Dawson, the two hottest guys at school.
01:45Uh-huh.
01:46Dating either one of them is basically a one-way ticket to popular queen.
01:52Yeah, that's why half of the students are failing their SATs.
01:56I mean, this sounds like a rock concert, not a high school football game.
02:00Touchdown!
02:01Woo!
02:03Yes!
02:04Woo!
02:12Woo!
02:15Woo!
02:16Woo!
02:17Woo!
02:17Woo!
02:18Woo!
02:19Woo!
02:25No... I... I... uh...
02:27Damn!
02:28Th-this is so awkward.
02:30Shhh!
02:39No, I-I... uh...
02:42I don't have time for this.
02:54Connor should be more like Brad the crowd loves him and he loves them right back
02:59he's a narcissist I mean he thinks he's better than everyone
03:02come on let's go
03:11oh look the creepy crawlies are out
03:14dreaming about guys they could never get within their wildest dreams
03:18as if
03:24what
03:27you know you can't just stand here and be rude and act like you're better than
03:31everyone
03:31babe better I don't just think I'm better
03:36I am better didn't you see the rankings
03:40I'm the popular queen and you you're the undateable nerd
03:47Penny it's it's fine they're just being rude let's go
03:51what did you say
04:08just because you're about it if whatever it doesn't mean anything
04:11Kaylee ruled the school don't you forget it you're nothing but a last piece loser
04:27no that's it
04:29I'm sick and tired of this imperial monarchy bs
04:33what are you gonna do
04:39I'm I'm gonna change
04:42yeah I'm gonna get to the top of that stupid list I'm sick and tired of Kelly's stupid rules
04:50I'm gonna rewrite them but what are you gonna do
04:58first is dating one of the boys at the top who's your target
05:07which one's your target at least not Connor no not Connor
05:15but Brad's sweet to everyone
05:21that's it Brad's my target
05:24I'm so excited so what's your plan
05:27first step sexy photo right
05:31got it okay so you take the sexy pic and I'll get Brad's number
05:40okay tell me if this is too much
05:44yes it's perfect it's perfect
05:45are you sure?
05:46yes yes
05:46okay
05:48ready?
05:49yes
05:51go
05:54oh my god oh my god at least that time
06:20is that him?
06:23oh my god what are you saying? what are you saying?
06:27mysterious
06:28what's next?
06:31you'll find out
06:34if you
06:37if you
06:38you
06:39what do I say next?
06:42I have the highest GPA and I don't even know how to send a text
06:44maybe
06:46if you say please
07:07me in the boys locker room after school it's all
07:09oh my god
07:12Brad said yes
07:13oh my gosh
07:15I guess guys aren't as hard as calculus
07:18once I land this date with Brad
07:20I'm rewriting Kelly's rules
07:23she's done
07:34check this out the girl that's ranked last in the popularity rankings
07:38she asked for her number
07:39she just gave her some random digits
07:41oh
07:44dope
07:45yo for real though I'm kinda curious
07:48how cringe can a straight up bottom nerd get?
07:51look bro it's this one
07:52oh my god
07:54oh the glasses
07:55can't see
07:56oh shit
07:57oh fuck
07:58god
07:58my eyes
07:59oh
08:00get that shit away from me
08:06you really do have bad eyesight
08:11what the hell did you say?
08:12I said you really do have bad eyesight
08:15that's why in the game there's a perfect pass
08:17but you didn't see the two defenders coming up behind you
08:20no no no
08:20that was accident
08:22okay
08:23what the hell does that have to do with this anyway?
08:25okay on the field
08:26you only see the end zone
08:28not the risk
08:28and now you're mocking someone you don't even know
08:30cause she doesn't fit your shallow fucking beauty standard
08:33you're really gonna start some shit over some nerd Connor?
08:36have you lost your mind?
08:38it's not about her
08:39it's the fact that you're talking shit behind some girl's back
08:42it's pathetic
08:50so fucking angry I almost peed myself
08:56cheer up Tessa
08:58let's not ruin tonight
09:00we need to make a good impression
09:15Linda!
09:16Darlene!
09:17oh muah!
09:19Tessa!
09:20hi
09:20welcome home
09:21quem
09:22i still won't be down
09:23at any end
09:46i still won't be down at any end
09:51Everyone knows Conor Vaughn.
09:53He's like famous at school or something.
09:57Yeah, right back at you, Tessa.
10:00You've made quite the impression at school.
10:04Did he completely get the wrong idea today at the field?
10:08I think I actually have a thing for him.
10:11Fantastic.
10:12I could skip the awkward getting to know each other part.
10:16Now you're not just only friends, classmates.
10:21You're family.
10:23Isn't that fun?
10:25What?
10:27She's my stepsister?
10:31Tessa, Linda was telling me how well you're doing in school.
10:34Maybe you can help Conor with his grades.
10:37What?
10:39And, uh, make sure you keep him on the football field.
10:42His last major injury landed him in the ICU.
10:46Okay, Dad, no one needs to know all that.
10:47That was forever ago.
10:50Of course.
10:51Think of it as, uh, supervision.
10:59We're not seriously doing any of that.
11:01Are we?
11:07Yes.
11:09Mr. Bon.
11:10I will take great care of my new stepbrother.
11:28Oh, my God.
11:31There's no way people know about my day with Brown already.
11:40We heard the good news.
11:42Congratulations, Tessa.
11:44But I haven't even done anything yet.
11:47No, silly.
11:48The entire school voted.
11:50And you're officially the undateable nerd queen of our school.
11:56Wait.
11:57What?
11:59What?
12:00What?
12:00What?
12:01Stop.
12:01What are you guys doing?
12:02Stop.
12:03Let go.
12:04Here's your royal necklace.
12:06Your Majesty.
12:07Oh, my God.
12:09Oh, my God.
12:11Long may she reign.
12:12That's probably the coolest you will ever get.
12:15Thanks.
12:15And giant white lust.
12:17Okay, that's not true, okay?
12:18You know what?
12:19I actually have a date with Brad Dawson.
12:33God, is this virgin nerd really telling the truth?
12:36Since when did Brad go for awful laugh?
12:44Dream big.
12:45Fall fast.
12:46Crash heart.
12:52Brad's in way better shape than I thought.
13:01You?
13:07You?
13:09Are you stalking me?
13:10What?
13:11No.
13:12No.
13:13What are you talking about?
13:19Pretending you're trying to keep an eye on me?
13:21Yeah, you sent me this sexy, seductive photo?
13:23What game are you trying to play?
13:26No.
13:27No, no, no, no, no.
13:27I sent that to Brad.
13:30Wait, why the hell is that on your phone?
13:44Where's Brad?
13:46I don't see him anywhere.
13:48Did you get scared by the stamps of your V-card?
13:53I see.
13:54I see.
13:55You and Kelly are trying to set me up.
13:58Aren't you?
13:58I see you.
13:59I see you.
14:08Oh my gosh.
14:10Oh my God.
14:11I think everywhere.
14:13No way.
14:14Oh my God.
14:15I think so much.
14:19Oh my God.
14:20Oh my God.
14:20No way.
14:21Well, this can't be happening.
14:22Hey, Quinn.
14:23I'm a huge fan of your work.
14:27I'm a dateable nerd queen.
14:30I'm a dateable nerd queen.
14:32I'm a dateable nerd queen.
14:36You did this, you jerk.
14:39Connor Vaughn, I hate you.
14:46Looking for this?
14:57What's it going to take for you to give up all that damn supervision and leave me alone?
15:05Leave you alone?
15:09You're the one that exposed me and tried to humiliate me in front of the whole school by showing
15:15everyone my picture, you asshole.
15:19What are you talking about?
15:24I don't know what you've heard about me, but I would never leak someone's photos.
15:30Okay.
15:31Thanks.
15:33You still didn't answer my question.
15:35What's it going to take for you to give up all that damn supervision and leave me alone?
15:43You know Brad Dawson, the guy on your team?
15:50The narcissistic pretty boy?
15:52Yeah, unfortunately I do.
15:54Good.
15:55Now we can talk.
15:58Let's make a deal.
15:59I will cover your training and you have to help me get with Brad.
16:05What's in it for me?
16:06When you play football, I'll be your perfect alibi.
16:10Deal?
16:14Deal.
16:17Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.
16:20Operation Underd is a go.
16:23I...
16:23Already studied all the techniques, so I'm a pro.
16:29What the hell is that?
16:31Head tilt, breathing techniques...
16:37Okay.
16:38Okay, first things first.
16:54Better.
17:02I can't go to school like this, though.
17:06If you wanna attract someone as shallow as Brad, you gotta dress like it.
17:18Look at your eyes.
17:21Not bad.
17:28Uh, let's look at the next step.
17:31Why don't we go to- go to-
17:36I've never felt a guy like this.
17:39He's solid.
17:43What are you doing?
17:46Your heart rates to the roof, Professor.
17:49If you can't even handle touching someone, how do you plan on kissing someone?
17:54I-I was just-
17:56Ow!
17:58A rookie like you, won't last a second with Brad.
18:05Show you a lesson I can teach you.
18:08Oh my god.
18:09Oh my god.
18:10Is he going to kiss me?
18:12Shh.
18:12Oh my god.
18:13Oh my god.
18:14How do we go to the gym?
18:17Oh my god.
18:17Um, I have to go.
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