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Gogglebox Season 27 Episode 9 | Gogglebox Apr 3, 2026
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00:00This might be the funniest and most chaotic episode of Gogglebox this season.
00:04Oh, it's nice with the nappy off.
00:07You're sweet.
00:08Yeah.
00:09Yeah.
00:11The big man was loading it up on BBC One.
00:15Lord Sugar is on the hunt for the next big thing.
00:18He hasn't felt the need to change his name to Lord Sweetener, Nutty.
00:22Why not would he?
00:24Oh, that's so unfunny.
00:25Do you remember when I had a good sense of humour?
00:27Is that the standard of joke that I might crack?
00:30That's like one of the worst jokes I've ever heard.
00:33That's the reason I've stopped coming to London.
00:34I think my jokes have gone downhill, Nutty.
00:36I'd say, have you watched anything by Lord Sweetener recently?
00:41Brides were getting more than they bargained for on maths.
00:44He would rather starve himself, which turned into the opposite problem as he got older.
00:50And he turned into a gluttonous pig.
00:53I loved your wedding speeches for the fact of.
00:56It was so, it was me, you and Brian.
01:00Yeah.
01:01Now, Brian was panicking because he thought he was going to say, hello, my name's Brain.
01:07Yeah, well, he's dyslexic.
01:09You hadn't written anything and I was that nervous that I just read off my phone at 2x speed.
01:15Yeah, it's like having an auctioneer there.
01:17Hello, welcome to the wedding.
01:18Thank you, everybody, for coming.
01:19I've known Pete for 30 years.
01:20It's fantastic.
01:21Thank you very much.
01:22The buffet is now open.
01:25And they were making Keep Fit sound easy on the BBC.
01:29Strength training puts stress on our muscle fibres and can cause microscopic damage to them.
01:35I see.
01:36It's not good for you, some of it, is it?
01:38It is.
01:40That's not.
01:40They grow back stronger.
01:42Do they?
01:43Yeah.
01:43It's like what they call, I think it's called myrofibrilisation.
01:47When it grows back.
01:47Grace, have you chewed on a book or something?
01:50Grace.
01:51Mary?
01:52Oh, one's just bit me.
01:54Oh, my God.
01:55What's happening?
01:56I've just been bitten by an ant, Mary.
01:58You have not.
01:59Yeah, there's two of them, ant and deck.
02:03Giles and his wife, Mary.
02:05Oh, Mary.
02:06Are you not serious?
02:07They don't bite, do they?
02:08Look, they were literally...
02:10Oh, they weren't in that jar.
02:11They were in the jar, Mary.
02:13Oh, my God, look at the thing.
02:15Look at the lid.
02:15Oh, no, that's horrible.
02:17Look at that how many...
02:17Who left the lid on?
02:19Look at ant and deck and all their family.
02:21Let go of the jar.
02:22Oh, my God, they're all over my hand.
02:24And they've gone into the jar, you imbecilic person.
02:27No, it wasn't me who left the jar loose.
02:30On Thursday night, beginners in business were at it again on BBC One.
02:35You see, the thing is, with Lord Sugar, you know, he goes, you're fired.
02:39What he doesn't actually realise is that the legislation now,
02:42with regards to employment law, has changed considerably.
02:44And if he's not careful, that he will end up in a tribunal.
02:48Yeah, and you don't want that on your hands.
02:51Not at his age.
02:52You're fired.
02:55Do you know what?
02:56I can't take my eyes off Alan Sugar's earlobes.
03:00Big old earlobes, them, aren't they?
03:02Whose earlobes are bigger mine or Alan Sugar's?
03:04Alan's.
03:05Good morning.
03:05In the programme, Lord Sugar was remoting in with another creative challenge for the teams.
03:11Now, the UK spends an astonishing £9 billion a year on products for their pets.
03:19£9 billion on that guy?
03:20I can believe that.
03:21Really?
03:22Alan Sugar doesn't really know much about animals.
03:24That's just one trip to the vet.
03:27So you're going to come up with a new pet lifestyle brand.
03:32Design an innovative pet product.
03:35This is a bit of me.
03:37I would excel at this task.
03:39The biggest purchase I've made recently, self-cleaning litter trays.
03:43Ooh, that's the kind of shit they need to be coming up with.
03:46Planning to pounce on a winning idea.
03:49Now, imagine if you had the power to leave your dog voice nerds.
03:52Voice snorts.
03:53I speak to my dogs all the time, don't you?
03:55So do I.
03:55In my head, okay, there's a dog bed, right?
03:59And dog owners communicate and leave, like, little voice messages for their dogs.
04:02I don't think Perkins would like that very much.
04:04No.
04:05Because I would confuse them and think we're there.
04:06Thinks we're there?
04:07Surely that would freight the dog out, though.
04:09Yeah, dogs having him out next to you.
04:12Where's that come from?
04:13The logo needs to be minimalistic and chic.
04:16Like, I thought of Maison L'Echin, which means house of dog.
04:19That sounds kind of sick, innit?
04:20Yeah, that sounds sick, Maison L'Echin.
04:22No.
04:22Chic canines or chic L'Echin?
04:26Chic L'Echin?
04:27I know chic is.
04:28Posh.
04:28Yeah.
04:29Posh dogs.
04:30In French, wouldn't it be the other way around?
04:31L'Echin chic.
04:32Yeah, that just sounds way better.
04:34L'Echin chic.
04:35Chic is very much like Paris chic.
04:39It's very, like, elegant.
04:41Did she say chic is really, it's like Paris, it's like chic, so chic is chic?
04:46Just to confirm, the brand name is going to be chic L'Echin.
04:50That's not how you spell it.
04:52That's not how you spell it.
04:54Yeah, that's not right.
04:55It should be C-H-I-C.
04:57Yeah.
04:57I think if we can have the chic bigger than the L'Echin.
05:00Yeah.
05:00Yeah, we want the misspelt chic.
05:02Even bigger, please.
05:04Like that.
05:05Perfect.
05:06Chic-we.
05:07Chic-we L'Echin.
05:08I mean, seriously?
05:10And they're all going with it?
05:11It's a shame, because it looks quite good as well.
05:13It does look quite nice, but it means fuck all.
05:15Can I just double-check the spelling of chic L'Echin?
05:18Good question.
05:19C-H-I-Q-U-E.
05:23That's not the spelling of chic.
05:25Oh, you jeep!
05:27I love her.
05:28Well done, Christmas she's.
05:29But on air, you know.
05:30Yeah, she is.
05:31How would you usually spell it?
05:33So it would be C-H-I-C.
05:34C-H-I-C.
05:36Oh, like chic.
05:37Yeah, like chic.
05:38Oh, so you spell chic like chic.
05:41Right, yeah, OK, yeah, I see what you're saying now.
05:45So if we write a rough script for this, keep it short and sweet.
05:47Oh, so they're coming up with the messages that you're going to hear in the bed, right?
05:51Yeah.
05:51Weird.
05:52Hey, baby, I miss you.
05:53I'm running late, but I'll be home soon.
05:55Love you so much.
05:56See you soon.
05:57Bye.
05:58He would say that to the dog.
06:00Hey, baby, I miss you.
06:01Have you ever said to Pickle, hey, baby, I miss you?
06:03No.
06:03I would leave in a high-pitched woman's voice, Nutty.
06:07I'd leave a message, chicken.
06:10Oh.
06:10So this is going to be audio activated.
06:12Any loud bang, an ambulance, a knock on the door.
06:15Hey, baby, I miss you.
06:17I'm running late, but I'll be home soon.
06:18That clap just triggered it.
06:20That's clever.
06:21Love you so much.
06:22See you soon.
06:23Bye.
06:25That dog's going to get fed up with that, man.
06:27That noise is going to get on my...
06:28She's going to get sick of the sound of her own voice, you know?
06:31We initially started with a round bed.
06:32Yeah.
06:33Then I was like, hey, baby, I miss you.
06:34I'm running late, but I'll be home soon.
06:36Oh, no.
06:36It's too sensitive.
06:38It's going off at everything.
06:40Obviously, it does go off with quite sensitive sounds.
06:43Hey, baby, I miss you.
06:44Oh, wow.
06:46Oh, no.
06:47It's not going to fucking drive anyone back.
06:52The dog will be back.
06:53I said, go on or not.
06:54Let me out.
06:55Guys, you know, today is a big busy day.
06:57We've got the pitch.
06:58Hey, baby, I miss you.
06:59Oh, no.
07:04I'm just going to switch that off.
07:06Love you so much.
07:08See you soon.
07:08Bye.
07:09Yeah, bye.
07:10She's switching it off.
07:11She's not even like it herself.
07:12She's switching the bastard off and it's her voice.
07:15I've spunked so much money on pets over the years.
07:17I block it out because I don't want to remember
07:19because I've just upset myself.
07:20Exactly.
07:22But I can tell you what I wouldn't be wasting my money on.
07:25That.
07:26Yes.
07:28But, I don't know, I've noticed the difference
07:30because I always fill my car up when it's half full.
07:32Mm.
07:33Always.
07:34So, and I went and I thought, what a difference.
07:38Is it?
07:39Yeah.
07:40Bloody too expensive.
07:41Really?
07:42I said it'll last me six months.
07:43I was going to say, you don't fucking go anyway.
07:45I know.
07:46No, but now.
07:48The favish you go is to Petrol Station.
07:51On Wednesday, Disney Plus took us on a flying visit
07:54to meet our favourite buzzing insects.
07:57Oh, the bees.
07:59Oh, you like all this shit, don't you?
08:00I just love bees.
08:01You've always loved bees.
08:03I know.
08:03That's one thing consistently since I've known you.
08:06You do love a bumblebee.
08:07What if I told you bees could be the most important animals on the planet?
08:13I'd believe you.
08:14I'd bee-lieve you.
08:15Oh.
08:16There are over 20,000 species of bees.
08:20Wow.
08:21I never knew that.
08:21I didn't know that.
08:22I just thought they were just a bee.
08:23And together, they pollinate a third of the food we eat.
08:27Like what type of food?
08:29Potatoes, everything.
08:30They pollinate a spud.
08:35I'm kind of here for this.
08:36Yeah.
08:37Kind of creeped out, kind of here.
08:38I'm in the middle of doing a bee jigsaw.
08:40Are you?
08:41Yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:42Different types of bees.
08:43They all look the same.
08:45He's a bugger.
08:47In the mountain forests of Japan.
08:50Has your sister had any encounters with bees while she's been in Japan?
08:53We don't really have much conversations about bees, I'll have to ask her.
08:57The Asian honeybee faces a much more frightening foe.
09:01What could that be?
09:04Giant hornets.
09:05Oh, they're bad bastards, them hornets.
09:08They're awful.
09:09All right.
09:10Bloody hell, calm down.
09:11Oh, my God.
09:12Look at them.
09:12Known by some as murder hornets.
09:18Because that is what they do.
09:21Oh, you see what they're doing?
09:23Why have we got things like that in their life?
09:27I don't know.
09:28Who needs them?
09:29A nearby hive is in the firing line.
09:33Oh, shit.
09:34Watch your back, lads.
09:37Oh, no, this is dreadful.
09:39I don't want to see this.
09:42Oh, it's just attacked.
09:44Oh, God.
09:45Oh, you asshole.
09:46Luckily, the entrance is too narrow for the giant.
09:50Oh, it's too narrow.
09:51Thank Christ for that, then.
09:52The hornet flies off.
09:54A couple of weeks on his empick.
09:55It's straight back in.
09:57Recognise me?
09:58Yeah.
09:59I'm back.
10:00The hornet marks the hive with a chemical scent that will guide her and her clan right back.
10:11That's horrible.
10:12That's horrible.
10:12So they're going to come back in masses?
10:14This is like a nightmare.
10:15Well, I think you're overreacting.
10:17I can't.
10:17Why can't you just watch a nature documentary without being hysterical?
10:20So I've never seen such a horrible thing as a murder hornet.
10:26Workers race to collect fragrant leaves to mask the hornet's scent.
10:31Well, that's clever, isn't it?
10:34Yeah.
10:35That's what I used to do when I've been out smoking.
10:38On the walk home, I'd get a leaf and I'd rub it on my fingers so that when I got
10:41in,
10:41my mum was like, let me smell your fingers.
10:43This extraordinary behaviour is a rare example of tool use.
10:49Look, it's white, but it's using the leaf like a cloth.
10:52And look at them all working together.
10:54The bees work quickly, but not fast enough.
10:59Oh.
11:00Well, you're going to be upset, Mary.
11:02Here they come again.
11:03The hornet's back with her sisters.
11:09Oh, God, there's three of them.
11:10Oh, what the bloody hell.
11:13And together, they slice their way in.
11:18Oh, Daniella.
11:19No, they're eating the entrance.
11:26Oh, it's in.
11:27Oh, no.
11:28Oh, no.
11:29Why don't all the bees just gang up on that big hornet now and just sting him in the face?
11:33Yeah, twat it.
11:34The bees' only hope for survival is to respond as one.
11:40Oh, yeah.
11:41Attack.
11:42Oh, swarm it, swarm it, swarm it, swarm it.
11:45Hold.
11:47Now.
11:49Go on.
11:49Get in.
11:53They're all on him, Joe.
11:54Go on.
11:55Go on, sting the bastard.
11:57Swarm it.
11:57Swarm it, swarm it, swarm it.
11:59Swarm it, swarm it.
11:59Swarm it, swarm it.
12:00Swarm it, swarm it.
12:00Swarm it, swarm it.
12:02The bees vibrate their wings together to generate extreme heat.
12:07That is perfect.
12:08They're going to cook him.
12:09They're setting it on fire with the wings.
12:11That's mental.
12:12And nuke it.
12:14Nuke it, yeah.
12:15Brilliant.
12:17The temperature in the centre reaches 115 degrees.
12:22What?
12:23Wow.
12:24Hot enough to fry a hornet.
12:26And then chuck its fried body out to warn the others.
12:29Yeah.
12:29Did somebody order a hornet?
12:31One fried hornet coming up.
12:33Send it back out, fried.
12:36There's your mate.
12:37The next invader gets the same treatment.
12:41Yes!
12:43And here's another one.
12:44Yeah, get that one as well.
12:46Their collective action has achieved the near impossible.
12:50Oh, it's like...
12:52What?
12:53The next.
12:55And save the colony.
12:59That is wild.
13:00I mean, what's that last hornet going to do?
13:02Go back and tell everybody.
13:04Well, there we go.
13:05Jon and Kevin have just been killing that hive out there.
13:08Going to watch his vicious little gits.
13:11Pete and his little sister, Sophie.
13:13I dropped off at preschool and I just got in the car and I just started crying.
13:17Oh, don't.
13:18Because I'm like, she's getting so grown up now.
13:21Welling up now.
13:22Oh.
13:23Like, she's such a big girl.
13:26I'm not in a, like, you get me drift.
13:29Yeah.
13:30And I'm just like, she's just straight in.
13:32She went, high five, straight in.
13:34Not asked.
13:35Yeah, don't give a shit about me now.
13:37Go on.
13:38Natalie's just off to cry in the car.
13:39You have a nice day.
13:40We're going to have a little fob in the car park.
13:43On Thursday night, it was time to set sail and go full steam ahead into the brand new series of
13:49this on BBC One.
13:51Hey, the scene was watching this.
13:52Did you book a holiday?
13:53No.
13:54Oh, yeah, I did.
13:55I'm Skegness.
13:57Race across the world.
14:00Skegness.
14:01Race across the Humber Bridge.
14:06Do they go around the whole world?
14:09Yeah.
14:09You know what, right?
14:11Because that takes 365 days, I think.
14:13No, it takes 365 days for the sun to orbit the Earth.
14:19No, it doesn't.
14:20No.
14:20To get around the whole Earth, it would take a year.
14:24The sun.
14:25Not a person.
14:27The sun.
14:30Salermo in Sicily.
14:32How lovely.
14:34Equipped with the essentials.
14:36All right, Molly, are you ready for this?
14:38I can't look.
14:39Time to find out where the race will take them.
14:41Your final destination is Hat Gal.
14:43Hat Gal.
14:45Where is that?
14:45Hat Gal.
14:47Hat Gal.
14:48Hat Gal, you know?
14:50Where the hell is that?
14:51Yeah.
14:52In Jamaica.
14:52First checkpoint.
14:55Fiskado.
14:56Fiskado.
14:57Fiskado.
14:59Fiskado.
14:59Fiskado.
15:00That's giving Greece.
15:01No, it's not.
15:02That's giving Greece.
15:03Fiskado.
15:04To the east, in the wine-dark sea of the Ionian archipelago, the Greek village of Fiskado.
15:10Oh, you're right.
15:13Well done, darling.
15:15Fiskado, stick with me.
15:15It's near Meganissi.
15:16I've actually been to Fiskado last year.
15:18Have you?
15:19Yeah.
15:19Smelled the fish.
15:22Fiskado.
15:22We need to find out where Fiskado is, because it's not on the map.
15:26Do you know what, lad?
15:27Train station.
15:28There might be a stop called Fiskado.
15:30I don't think there will be, because it's in a completely different country.
15:33It's in a remote island.
15:35I don't think you can go by train there.
15:37I don't think this place exists.
15:39It's like Narnia.
15:39Oh, this isn't boding well, is it?
15:42Well, they're youngsters.
15:43They need to ask somebody.
15:44Come on, go and ask someone how to get to Fiskado.
15:47Here it says that it's a village in Greece.
15:50Oh, well done.
15:52She's Googled it.
15:52Oh, she's Googled it.
15:53Clever.
15:54So, I think the fastest way is if we can find a ferry over to Naples, I'm sure that we
15:59can connect very quick, sort of up, across and down.
16:03Okay, now you're talking, bruv.
16:05Come on.
16:06So, there's always an option to get somewhere via...
16:10water rather than having to fly.
16:12I didn't know that.
16:13Two lads are over there.
16:14Oh.
16:15So, they're doing the same as us.
16:17Yeah.
16:18We can give them the game face eyes.
16:20Andrew and Molly are there now with Joe and Kush?
16:22Yeah.
16:23That must be...
16:24Well, at least you know you're on level peg in, don't you?
16:26Well, at least you know you're going the right way.
16:28Yeah.
16:28After that, we just take an island hop then to...
16:31To...
16:32A smaller ferry to Caffelonia.
16:33Yes, perfect.
16:34See?
16:35Father and daughter.
16:36Look at that.
16:37Doing so well together.
16:38That could be us.
16:39And how much will it be for two?
16:41Sorry.
16:42Five.
16:42Six.
16:43Six.
16:44Ooh.
16:44That's quite a lot of that budget.
16:46We're ten short.
16:47Oh.
16:48Is there any way we can change money?
16:49Oh, they need to change the currency.
16:52Oh, that's going to delay Molly and Andrew.
16:54Well, yeah, because they've got to go and change money now, haven't they?
16:56Or we won't be able to go on this ferry.
16:58Any of the boys have got their ticket.
17:00You wouldn't give us a tenner for a tenner, no?
17:02Oh, it's a shame.
17:04Do I not?
17:04It's a shame.
17:06I ain't going to lie.
17:07I'm right there with you.
17:09I'm right there.
17:10Oh, no, I'd feel too bad.
17:11I'd have to help.
17:13I feel like we should help them all.
17:15Yes, help them out.
17:17Good karma.
17:18Good karma.
17:19No.
17:20Oh, lad, what are you trying?
17:23What are you trying?
17:24What are you trying?
17:25Am we cushed?
17:26Oh, you would be.
17:27Excuse me.
17:28We need to get our ferry ticket.
17:30Would you have ten euro and I'll give you ten pounds sterling?
17:34Gratzi.
17:35I can hug you with that.
17:36That's a problem.
17:37Oh, yes.
17:38Oh.
17:39Oh, look at that.
17:40Oh, someone's helped them out.
17:44After a long haul ferry to Greece, the teams took to their heels for the race to the first checkpoint.
17:50Continuing on foot, look for the local map stand.
17:53That's the map stand.
17:55Map stand.
17:55And if you can find an off-road shortcut.
17:57An off-road shortcut?
17:58To your first checkpoint, Hotel Emelisi.
18:02Oh, that's nice.
18:03They've got the hotel where they need to go.
18:05I mean, that's quite confusing.
18:07Oh, nice.
18:07You just find an off-road shortcut behind the back of the trees.
18:10See the brown cat.
18:11Go left, hang a right, and then go through the well and you're at your hotel.
18:14And you'll be there.
18:15We need to find the maps.
18:17There's one here.
18:18Right, Molly, this way.
18:19Where do you want it?
18:20No.
18:20There's the map stand.
18:22No, it's not a map stand.
18:23Well, what's that?
18:24That's a bloody map stand, you silly guests.
18:26What's that then, Andrew?
18:28Scotch mist.
18:29Hotel.
18:30There it is.
18:31It's right there.
18:32Oh, the lads, they're on it.
18:33Oh, come on.
18:33Surely they're in the lead.
18:35We've found a lot of water.
18:37Cush and Joe seem to be doing well now.
18:39They seem to have got it in the red now, aren't they?
18:41I've seen three of these.
18:43It is.
18:44I was right.
18:44Yes, you were right, Molly.
18:46You absolutely were bang on the money.
18:48You were right.
18:48We need to go back up the headland.
18:50Oh, you'd be fuming with your dad if he wasn't listening to you
18:54and you were right all along.
18:55See, we would also become insufferable if we were right
18:59and the person we were with was wrong.
19:01We couldn't let that go.
19:02You say, Bob, can do it in 10 seconds?
19:03Yeah.
19:04Who's he going to leave?
19:05Molly, come on.
19:07What?
19:08Andrew's puffed up, mate.
19:09Yeah.
19:10Well, I would be if I had a fucking house on me back like that.
19:13Oh, my God.
19:14Let's get in there and sign that book.
19:17There's the book.
19:17There's the book.
19:18There's the book.
19:19And the pen.
19:19And the pen.
19:20Sorry.
19:22Oh, bastard.
19:24Every time.
19:26Cliffhanger.
19:27It's almost like they want us to watch the next one.
19:29Well, I won't now.
19:30I'm out of principle.
19:31I absolutely will.
19:32Because I'm hooked.
19:33And he actually jumps up like this and started doing a happy dance like that.
19:40And he was like going, hallelujah, hallelujah.
19:47And I says to him, well, I went, nah.
19:49I went, I am going to want to have one next year.
19:51I just think I've got too many projects on this year to be able to have a baby.
19:55He went, I'm going to start a project next year.
19:58I went, oh, yeah.
19:59What project are you going to start?
20:01He went, I'm going to put a swimming pool in that garden.
20:05I shouldn't have told him that.
20:07Gives him time to book him for a snake.
20:09Yeah, exactly.
20:13This week, there was fresh meat heading up the aisle down under on E4.
20:18Oh, it's my favourite.
20:20Married at first sight.
20:22You do like this, don't you?
20:23I do.
20:24I was going to renew my house.
20:25Well, I wanted to.
20:27But Ray didn't.
20:32People used to, years ago, talk about the cost of getting married.
20:36Nowadays.
20:37It's the cost of getting divorced.
20:38Exactly.
20:39That's why we're still together.
20:41Yeah.
20:41Can't afford it, can we?
20:43No.
20:43Next to enter the experiment is an extroverted bride who is hoping to find her equally eccentric soulmate.
20:51Oh, this sounds like me, extroverted and eccentric.
20:53I'm Juliette, I'm 27, and I'm a receptionist from Melbourne.
20:58Oh, Juliette, Juliette.
21:00So I just like to say yes to almost everything.
21:02Me too.
21:04She's probably got a car sticker that says, one life, live it.
21:09I'm Joel, I'm 31, I'm from Sydney, and I'm a model.
21:12He's fucking 31.
21:13I'm older than him.
21:20He looks nice in that suit, doesn't he?
21:23He's good looking.
21:24He's catalogue material, him.
21:26Catalogue?
21:27Yeah.
21:27Oh, as a catalogue nowadays.
21:29Well, no, but that's...
21:30K's catalogue, or was it little ones?
21:31Yeah, both.
21:33Grattons.
21:33So I'm a model now, which I never thought in my wildest dreams would ever happen.
21:37I was a fat Uber driver for six years.
21:39A fat Uber driver?
21:41For six years?
21:42See, Dad, look, miracles can happen.
21:47Are they going to actually show that?
21:48Like, I want them to.
21:50Like, that's a request.
21:52Are you having a laugh?
21:54Is that the same guy?
21:55Yes.
21:56That's an interesting angle.
21:57He was a fat Uber driver.
22:04Here comes the bride.
22:05Here comes Juliette.
22:08Are we going there?
22:13Why did he turn around like that, Debbie?
22:16Hi.
22:17That was a really weird turn.
22:19That really was.
22:20Hi, hubby.
22:21Hello, darling.
22:23You look gorgeous.
22:24Okay, he's saying all the right things.
22:26Well, this isn't your typical man meets woman story.
22:30What's he mean?
22:30What's he mean by that?
22:31From the moment I saw you, I just had this funny feeling that it was going to take less than
22:35two sidings to marry you.
22:38What?
22:39Is that another shit joke?
22:40Okay, carry on, Joel.
22:42Who is this perfectly manicured, dapper, suave, sexy, modest, modest, don't forget modest,
22:48who says what he thinks and who is unapologetically himself at all times with no acceptance for anyone, anything, anytime,
22:53or anyplace?
22:55It reminds me of Borough.
22:58Oh, yeah.
22:59It's like a spoof.
23:00He's like, he's a spoof.
23:02Joel's an extravagant man for sure, but I love that about him.
23:06Oh, okay.
23:08She likes him.
23:09Well, see, she wants something different.
23:11Yeah, she's definitely going to get something different.
23:13Like a clown.
23:14I think he's going to make me laugh a lot, and that's something I said to the experts.
23:18I want someone to make me laugh.
23:19Oh, why did you say that?
23:21Yeah.
23:22This isn't going to stop.
23:22Why did you tell the experts that?
23:24You see, now, if you were in Juliet's position and I was your brother there, you know, watching all this
23:29unfold,
23:30I'd be saying, let's just pull a plug on this.
23:32Yeah.
23:32The dude's obviously a helmet.
23:35And it wasn't long until Joel had another speech to make.
23:39Good evening, everyone, and thank you for coming.
23:42It's the wedding dinner.
23:43Oh, God, he's got to do another speech, darling.
23:45Somebody needs to take the mic off a job, please.
23:48One thing about me is that I have an insatiable appetite, not just for food, but for life.
23:53Oh.
23:54For love, and of course, for my wife, yes.
23:59You called him Borat, and he just did Borat.
24:02Oh, my God.
24:04Oh, real recognize real.
24:05He's based his personality off of Borat.
24:07I hope you're excited to move in with me because I'm a real catch.
24:10Think more along the lines of anchovy than bluefin tuna.
24:13Um.
24:14Okay.
24:15Nobody's laughing.
24:17Yeah.
24:18I'm only joking.
24:20I'm talking about my old self, which was smelly and undesirable.
24:23Oh, nice.
24:25My hay fever is so ferocious, you can hear me sneezing from outer space.
24:29Oh, no.
24:30This is unattractive.
24:32And when I'm not sneezing, I'm snorting.
24:33Ah!
24:34Oh.
24:35Where every three seconds I have an urge to clear sewage from my throat.
24:38Oh?
24:39Oh, what?
24:41Why is he saying things like this?
24:43Through highs and lows, my loyalty will remain as strong as my B.O. after a Barry's class.
24:47Oh, yuck.
24:48Oh, God.
24:51I wouldn't even sit there waiting for the sweets.
24:54I'd be off.
24:57Anything nice to say about Juliet?
25:00Somehow, I've got a feeling Juliet's opinion's starting to change a little.
25:05Yeah, I'm definitely a bit worried.
25:08A bit worried?
25:09I'd be very worried.
25:10I'd be running for the hill's pit.
25:12She's thinking we've got ourselves a fucking line.
25:15This isn't legally behind it, is it, love?
25:17Just double-checking.
25:19It's not legal, is it?
25:21You know, it's just a fictional thing.
25:24Do you want to call it?
25:25She looks like Dan.
25:27She does.
25:28She looks like her dad.
25:29She looks like Dan, yeah.
25:30Alison, her husband George and her daughter Helena.
25:34Oh, look at her little feet.
25:36Look at her little feet.
25:39She's been collecting in her hand fibres and mulch.
25:43I see.
25:44And I've been having to remove it from her,
25:46but I thought you could do some felting with that.
25:48Well, that's a little keepsay.
25:49Yeah, that'd be nice.
25:50It'd stink.
25:52But she's very good at collecting fibre.
25:56That's like belly buttons, though, isn't it?
25:59Has she got a good belly button?
26:00Looks like a cinnamon swirl.
26:02Oh, does it?
26:03Yeah.
26:03That's nice.
26:04On Tuesday, some familiar face has had tips and tricks for a better life on the BBC.
26:10I love self-help books and manuals, Nutty.
26:14There was one I bought called Life Was Never Meant To Be A Struggle.
26:19Well, it's not for you.
26:20That's right.
26:21We all want simple ways to feel better.
26:25Maybe you want to know how to kickstart your day.
26:27Absolutely, I do want to know how to kickstart my day.
26:30Stay in bed another hour.
26:31Yeah.
26:33All the cameras out.
26:34Or perhaps.
26:35You having trouble remembering things?
26:37Oh, dear.
26:38Oh, Sarah, more fish.
26:39Mum.
26:40More salmon.
26:41Following in the footsteps of Dr Michael Moseley in his hit podcast, Just One Thing.
26:46Sad about Michael Moseley passing, wasn't it?
26:48Please, yeah.
26:49He wanted to encourage people, and the idea was that if you did just one thing, it would
26:54be better than nothing, and it could make a huge difference.
26:57I can't believe how much it has changed my life.
27:03Just one thing, that's it, you see.
27:05I want to know the secret, the just one thing.
27:08But I don't know if I do, because then I might actually have to do something.
27:12Exactly.
27:12I don't want to do anything, not even one thing.
27:15Now, I know it can be easy to worry when starting a brand new fitness and health regime.
27:21I've got a gym pass, and I use it for the cafe.
27:25It's a nice cafe.
27:26It is.
27:27But I have just one thing that can increase strength, improve blood sugars, and even give
27:33us stronger bones, all for the minimum effort possible.
27:37I'm all for that, aren't you?
27:39Minimum effort.
27:40That sounds good.
27:41This is us.
27:41Yeah?
27:42This is us.
27:42Totally.
27:43Minimum effort.
27:44The last bit, minimum effort.
27:46Yeah, that's what we need.
27:47I'm on my way to meet 70-year-old retiree...
27:50Martin, get him.
27:52Alistair, whose exercise journey has been far from easy.
27:57Hello.
27:57Hey, Roman, hello.
27:59Hello, it's Alistair.
28:00Take a seat.
28:01Thank you, I will.
28:02Thank you very much.
28:03Yeah.
28:04Your just one thing is...
28:07What?
28:09Easy exercise.
28:11What's he laughing for?
28:12Oh, what are we going to do?
28:13We're going to stand up.
28:14Okay, I can do that.
28:15Right?
28:15Right.
28:16Oh, we're going to stand up.
28:17I'm not standing up, pal.
28:18I want you to sit down.
28:20Uh-huh.
28:21Slowly.
28:21Oh, yeah.
28:23Got you.
28:23The squatting.
28:24Come on, give me a quick look.
28:25Really?
28:25I like the one easy.
28:26What are we going to do?
28:27We're going to stand up.
28:29Dad's out.
28:31One.
28:32Two.
28:33Right.
28:34Three.
28:35Right, right.
28:36Okay, I can do that.
28:37Right, right.
28:38Oh.
28:39I feel like pulling on my calf now.
28:41Oh, really?
28:43Yeah.
28:44Four.
28:45You feel it on your legs.
28:46Five.
28:47And we're sat.
28:51That's why I'm like four.
28:54Five.
28:55Well done.
28:55That wasn't bad.
28:57Do you want to stand up now to the count of five?
28:59No, I have a heart attack.
29:01Most adults in the UK sit down for eight hours or more each day.
29:05And you do a lot more than that.
29:07Of sitting down?
29:08Yeah.
29:08I sit down more than eight hours a day?
29:11Absolutely.
29:12Shay, talk to your dad.
29:14So my list of exercises are keeping the group on their toes.
29:18Am I doing it right?
29:19Yeah.
29:20Oh, I fell.
29:21It's the lowering down slowly that's the easy exercise part.
29:24And it's been no sweat, literally, for Linda.
29:27Oh, Linda, go yourself.
29:29As she's smashing her heel lowering and wall press-ups.
29:34Slower going towards the fridge door than it is when I'm coming away from it.
29:39I can see that's quite good, quite easy.
29:41Imagine if you were, like, walking past Linda's house and you saw her doing that.
29:44Yeah.
29:44What were you doing, Linda?
29:45Oh, poor Linda.
29:46She's lusted.
29:50And she has more top tips when it comes to arm lowering.
29:53All I use is two cans of soup.
29:56Oh.
29:56Oh, hang on.
29:57What's Linda doing?
29:58She never stops, Linda.
29:59So it's just a case of arms up and then slowly down.
30:06There you go.
30:07Go on, girl.
30:08See, you can do that while the kettle's boiling.
30:10Yes, you could.
30:11Before you go and sit down.
30:14This is six kg.
30:21Look at that.
30:23Shoulder press.
30:24See, I could do that exercise.
30:26That exercise is fun.
30:27You don't need tinder soup.
30:29You just need a sausage dough.
30:30Exactly.
30:33In Yorkshire.
30:35Oh, look what we've got for Easter.
30:37They're real life chickens.
30:39Oh, my God.
30:41They're real chickens.
30:42Sarah and her daughter-in-law, Lara.
30:45Oh, my goodness.
30:46Aren't they adorable.
30:47Oh, they are adorable.
30:48Are they going down to Bev?
30:50Yeah, they're going to move in with Bev.
30:51They're going to be proper grown-up chickens.
30:53Oh, we love you.
30:55Bless you, darling.
30:56Hello, Millie and Molly, or whatever you're called.
30:58I'm not sure we're allowed to name them yet.
31:01I might go put them in their warm-up bed.
31:02Thank you, darling, for showing them to us.
31:06They're lovely.
31:06Little babies.
31:08All right.
31:08Bye-bye, chickens.
31:10Happy Easter.
31:12On Friday, there was a regional crime
31:14making the headlines on the BBC.
31:17Well, it's the con...
31:19Foxy.
31:20Why does it always land but side down?
31:26Fudge will lick it off for you.
31:29Fudge will clean it for you.
31:31It's what dogs are good for.
31:32I have started watching the news
31:35whilst I'm on the treadmill
31:37because it's half an hour
31:38and I feel like it's a good use of time.
31:41It's all about stacking habits.
31:43So I'm working out and burning calories
31:45but I'm also keeping abreast of current affairs.
31:49You mean depressing yourself?
31:51Well, no, not always
31:52because sometimes they have like a nice little juicy fun story.
31:54Now, the residents of two villages in East Yorkshire
31:56are scratching their heads over a vintage mystery.
31:59Oh.
32:00Oh.
32:00Oh, I heard about this on the radio.
32:03Bags full of empty bottles of New Zealand wine
32:06keep being dumped on grass verges.
32:09Christ, who's dumping, huh?
32:10They must be bloody pissed.
32:12Drinking all that.
32:13At least they're putting them in bags.
32:16Yeah, they're not complete animals.
32:18Leaving people in Hutham and North Cave
32:20wondering who has acquired such a taste for Sauvignon Blanc.
32:23Ooh, somebody's got a bit of a penchant for Sauvignon Blanc.
32:27And fly-tipping.
32:29Well, you can cut me out of the inquiries
32:32because I'm white Zinfandel.
32:33I would never be savvy bee.
32:36Yeah.
32:36At first sight,
32:37the villages of Hutham and North Cave
32:40are typical picturesque East Yorkshire villages.
32:43What's going on in Hutham?
32:45I know, isn't it?
32:46I mean, what a beautiful place
32:47to have all them bottles dumped.
32:49Aunty Jane's just been to Whitby.
32:50It won't her, won't it?
32:52Well, no, it's not Aunty Jane
32:53because she likes Pinot Grigio.
32:56But beneath the surface,
32:57there's a crime involving wine
33:00that's happening repeatedly.
33:02I'll tell you what,
33:03my sister lives up there, doesn't she?
33:05She likes a drop of wine, Janet.
33:07Residents say hundreds of empty bottles
33:10of Sauvignon Blanc.
33:11Someone's been going hard.
33:13Yeah.
33:13So that one with the blue top,
33:15that's a nice to bear.
33:16I love your knowledge
33:17of mid-range white wine
33:19available from a supermarket near you.
33:21Particularly Villa Maria,
33:23said to pair nicely
33:24with seafood and tangy goat's cheese.
33:26Alois loves a Villa Maria Sauvignon Blanc.
33:28It's Alois' favourite.
33:30Oh, wonder if it's Alois?
33:32Well, we've found where you can buy Villa Maria from.
33:34This is Tesco,
33:35the nearest major supermarket from Hutham,
33:37five and a half miles away.
33:39And this is £10.75 a bottle.
33:41£10.75.
33:42Well, it won't be you then.
33:44That's one thing.
33:46I'll count you out.
33:47Villagers have told us
33:48when they catch the culprit,
33:50they'll have a drink to celebrate,
33:51but it won't be white wine.
33:53I bet everybody's looking at each other
33:55in the village now.
33:57He likes a drink.
33:58Yeah.
33:58And she do.
33:59All I would do is,
34:00if somebody's drunk 48 bottles of wine,
34:02who's got a really red face and nose
34:04in the local area?
34:06There I was out there
34:08cleaning the drive up
34:09the other day.
34:10Yeah.
34:11And the lady from across the road,
34:13oh, she said,
34:14I've got some printing here for you.
34:16Sue and her husband, Steve.
34:18I said,
34:19for me?
34:19She said,
34:20yeah.
34:21Was you trying to print this off?
34:24You know the report for the eyes?
34:26When you went to Cataract?
34:27Yeah.
34:28I went, yeah.
34:28What?
34:28It went over the road to their house
34:30from their printer?
34:31Printed over there.
34:32It saves on paper and ink,
34:35doesn't it?
34:36Hey!
34:38So it's gone to the house.
34:39It's gone over the road.
34:41How the hell have I managed that?
34:44This week,
34:45top-tier comics were still trying
34:47not to chuckle on Prime Video.
34:52Why are you laughing like that?
34:54Because it's the last one laughing, Mary.
34:57That's just getting it out of my system.
35:02Who will be the last one to laugh?
35:04Probably Amazon.
35:06Because ultimately,
35:07they're making money out of this.
35:09In the final,
35:10it was Sam Campbell and David Mitchell
35:12going head-to-head.
35:14I think we've done,
35:15we've acquitted our tell as well.
35:17It's the two driest people that are left.
35:20They're going to have a dry-off.
35:22And Jimmy had a trick up his sleeve.
35:24OK, we've got to find a winner.
35:27Oh, how lovely.
35:29It's the trolley.
35:31Why is he taking afternoon tea in?
35:33Hi, guys.
35:34Congratulations on making it this far.
35:36Yes.
35:37Please take a seat.
35:38I'm immediately looking at the squirty cream.
35:41Yeah.
35:41Oh, yeah.
35:42As a special treat,
35:43I've got some delicious food for you.
35:45You can eat as much as you like,
35:46but there is a catch.
35:47You have to feed each other.
35:49No!
35:49Oh, for goodness sake!
35:52Oh, my God.
35:53They've got to feed each other.
35:55How are they going to keep a straight face doing that?
35:57Do you like some squirty cream?
35:59Yeah.
36:00Me and David are on the same page.
36:03Oh!
36:10I will be gone already.
36:12Yeah.
36:12I will be gone.
36:13I'll have a squirt.
36:15Oh, will you ever?
36:17Mmm.
36:19Ah!
36:22Oh, he's looking at me real seductive.
36:25Nat could seduce me with a can of squirty cream like that.
36:28Oh, you'd be putty in his hands, wouldn't you?
36:30Don't make it sexual.
36:32No, no, no.
36:32Whatever you do.
36:34Oh, David.
36:35Oh, God.
36:36Gee, I've you hopeless.
36:38I would have been a crack, though, you know.
36:40Ever seen a little flick, Lady and the Trap?
36:43Oh!
36:43I think you'd have to take control of one egg.
36:46Yeah, yeah.
36:46Oh, no!
36:48No, don't do Lady and the Trap.
36:49You'll ruin a class for everyone.
36:56Don't back off.
36:59Oh, my God!
37:00Oh, God!
37:04How are they still not laughing?
37:06I don't get it.
37:07Banana?
37:09You think so?
37:10Yeah, okay.
37:11No, not a banana.
37:13Oh, this is going to be sexual.
37:15Oh, no.
37:17Eat it.
37:20No, I'm done, I'm done.
37:21The eye contact.
37:23Oh!
37:26Oh!
37:27Is it banana-y?
37:30How are they doing that with a straight face?
37:32It's really good.
37:34Maybe the potassium.
37:36Maybe the potassium?
37:38No, sounds great.
37:41OK, we're going to count down.
37:43You have ten seconds remaining.
37:44Nobody's going to laugh here now.
37:46Ten seconds remaining.
37:47Uh-oh.
37:47You've put out all the stops.
37:49Put out all the stops.
37:50David.
37:51Seven.
37:53Just tickle them.
37:54Tickle them.
37:55Right, just launch all the food at each other.
37:57Food fight.
37:58Three.
37:59Two.
38:00I can go around home for a minute.
38:04One, two, one.
38:10Oh, wow.
38:11Fair play.
38:13Both of them didn't crack.
38:15Nobody.
38:16Nobody even smirked.
38:17You've both played an incredible game.
38:21One of you will be declared the winner of Last One Laughing.
38:25Who's it going to be?
38:26The person that caused the most laughs today is...
38:30Is...
38:31David.
38:32Sam.
38:32Sam even made Bob Martin a laugh and he won it last time.
38:36David Mitchell.
38:37Oh, he's won.
38:38Oh, he won't he?
38:39David was always going to be really hard to beat, though.
38:42You don't laugh at me a lot.
38:43No, I don't have to laugh at you, Lee.
38:46I do laugh at you, sometimes.
38:49Are you laughing at me or with me?
38:51I'm laughing with you.
38:52You're a liar.
38:54You're a liar.
38:58In Wiltshire...
38:59I've had the whole packet of cheese scones.
39:02Why?
39:03Well, I have...
39:03You know these pregnancy-style cravings that women have?
39:07Yeah.
39:07I had a pregnancy-style craving for cheese scones.
39:11Giles and his wife, Mary.
39:13Well, I'm going to have to punish you.
39:15I've put on half a stone.
39:17Yeah, I'm not surprised.
39:18I'm going to have to get some sort of thing like a taser
39:21and taser you when you've eaten.
39:23Taser.
39:24Taser.
39:25You're a taser.
39:26For domestic use.
39:28You'll be tasered the next time you go to that oven.
39:32On Tuesday, there are more sandy celebs getting surprised on Paramount+.
39:37I never actually really asked about your past agency life.
39:41You don't want to know.
39:42Let's start now.
39:43Yeah, let's...
39:44Ask away, Harry.
39:44We haven't got enough time.
39:45We've got to watch this now.
39:46The celebs have landed in paradise.
39:50There's my favourite place, Mary.
39:52Where?
39:52Tenerife.
39:56Was that Jedward?
39:57He's called Edwin or something from Boyburn.
40:00Is he?
40:02Jesus, what's going on?
40:04I'm Irish.
40:04There's only so much sun I can take.
40:06It is Jedward.
40:07Oh, my God.
40:08It's coming back to me who he is, Nottie.
40:10He's called Cedric or something.
40:14I have not watched this in years.
40:17I think watching this is going to validate the whole reason why I don't normally watch this anyway.
40:24I'm only shooting in because Jedward's on it.
40:26I can't believe it.
40:29I'm Helen.
40:31Helen Flanagan.
40:32Rosa.
40:33Rosa.
40:33I'm John.
40:35Oh, John.
40:39I am an international pop star.
40:42Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, there, international.
40:45I think they are, like.
40:47What?
40:47With my twin brother, Edward, from Jedward.
40:50Jedward!
40:51Didn't I say Cedric, Mary?
40:53I was almost...
40:54I said Cedric or Edwin.
40:57I'm feeling Jepic and Jeksy.
40:59Well, I have always found him a little bit genoying, to be honest.
41:03But...
41:04Yeah.
41:05Let's see how he fares on this.
41:06Yeah.
41:07Jaluded.
41:08Thank you to you.
41:10Hello, girls.
41:12God, what are the girls going to say about this bunch?
41:15Look who it is.
41:16How does he do that?
41:17He looks old and young at the same time.
41:18What is going on right now?
41:20I think I've slid in your DMs and give me shalom.
41:22Oh, I've slid in your DMs.
41:24Oh.
41:24I want Jedward to slide into my DMs.
41:27You're too old.
41:28Look at this.
41:30We've got the song.
41:32We've got the breeze.
41:33We've got Helen Flanagan in her leopard print.
41:36Oh, he likes Helen, doesn't he?
41:38Oh, he likes Helen.
41:39It's date night.
41:41It's date night.
41:43Oh, it's date night.
41:44How lovely.
41:45Who's going with two now?
41:46Who's going with two?
41:47Girls, you are in control.
41:50Oh, no.
41:51It's up to you to decide which boy you want to date.
41:56I hope this isn't like, you know, when you're getting picked for sport, for PE.
42:01I'm really torn between Toby and John.
42:04Oh, good.
42:05She did see John.
42:06He's got a chance.
42:07Come on.
42:08She was with that footballer, wasn't she?
42:10And then she's gone for David Hay.
42:12So, natural progression.
42:14You would go for a member of Jedward.
42:16Yeah.
42:17Toby, I feel like I get on with him, personality-wise.
42:20Also with John as well, because he's really funny and he's quirky.
42:22Oh, he's too quirky for me.
42:24The Irish do tend to be good fun.
42:26Giles, have you noticed?
42:28Yes.
42:29They've got picky bits on the table.
42:31Picky bits.
42:32A little bit of picky bits.
42:32I love a little picky bit one, you know?
42:34Yeah.
42:34There's actually picky bits on the table.
42:36That's our generation.
42:38It's awful.
42:39Awful.
42:40Remember, lads, open body language.
42:41Not too open, bro.
42:42Straight open.
42:42How you doing?
42:43Not too open.
42:43That's a bit much.
42:47Please pick John Helen.
42:48Hey, John.
42:49Who's this?
42:50She's going for Jedwin, Natty.
42:51That is like Leicester winning the Premier League.
42:55That is the analogy I'll give.
42:56Shall I have a drink, darling?
42:58Yeah, wish I can feed you a raspberry, because that's really nice.
43:00Are you going to feed me now?
43:00Yeah, there you go.
43:01Oh.
43:02There you go.
43:03And chew on it.
43:04Mmm, juicy.
43:06Chew on it.
43:08Eat that raspberry now and contain yourself.
43:10Close your eyes and swallow.
43:12I think she just finds him funny, see?
43:15You know what I mean?
43:16Where are you?
43:17His personality.
43:18I feel like my biggest achievement are definitely my children.
43:20Like, I'm obsessed with my kids.
43:22I can't see John stepping into the stepdad role.
43:24I'm sorry.
43:27John would be great with her kids.
43:30I'd be like Free Child Entertainment.
43:31He'd be like taking him to a holiday camp if he were in your front room.
43:34Exactly.
43:35I'd love one more.
43:36I'd love to have one more.
43:37Should we go up to the bedroom?
43:39Blink in, eh?
43:41Look at your face.
43:45You might be able to laugh her into bed, are you?
43:47You never know, do you?
43:48If you and I went to a beach and all of your exes were there, there'd be no sunbeds left.
43:52There would be no room on the beach.
43:54Clap aboard detailed 20-minute review script.
43:57Literally be rammed.
43:58Gozzle box.
43:59Season 27, episode 9, asterisk, asterisk.
44:04Microphone.
44:05Intro.
44:05Midnight to 045.
44:07Strong hook.
44:08What happens when Britain's funniest households react to the most chaotic, shocking, and hilarious
44:15TV of the week?
44:16Well, Gogglebox season 27, episode 9 delivered all of that, and more.
44:23From laugh-out-loud reactions to moments that had everyone completely stunned, this episode
44:28is packed with entertainment.
44:30In today's video, we're breaking down everything.
44:34The funniest scenes, the most shocking reactions, and the real conversations that made this episode
44:41stand out.
44:43Let's get into it.
44:45Television, Segment 1, Episode Overview, 045-230.
44:51Episode 9 sticks to the classic Gogglebox formula, but executes it really well.
44:57We get...
44:59We get...
45:00A mix of trending TV shows from the week.
45:03Genuine, unscripted reactions from the cast.
45:07A blend of humor, tension, and emotional moments.
45:11What makes this episode feel fresh is the pacing.
45:15The transitions between shows are quicker, keeping the energy high and the audience constantly
45:21engaged.
45:23Also, the selection of programs this week is well-balanced.
45:27Light entertainment.
45:30Reality TV with awkward or controversial moments.
45:33And more serious content that sparks discussion.
45:38This mix is exactly why Gogglebox continues to work so well.
45:43Face with Tears of Joy, Segment 2, Funniest Moments, 2.30-7 o'clock.
45:49Let's talk about the comedy, because this episode absolutely delivers.
45:55One of the standout elements is how the cast reacts to awkward or cringey TV moments.
46:01You'll see.
46:03Long silences followed by explosive laughter.
46:07People covering their faces in second-hand embarrassment.
46:11And brutally honest commentary that feels way too real.
46:15There's one particular reality TV segment that had almost every household reacting the same way.
46:22Shock.
46:24Disbelief.
46:25Then uncontrollable laughter.
46:28And what makes it even better is the variety of humor styles.
46:32Some households lean into sarcasm.
46:36Others are loud and chaotic.
46:38And some to live.
46:41Clapperboard extended review script, additional 20 minutes.
46:46Gogglebox, Season 27, Episode 9, Part 2, Asterisk Asterisk.
46:52Microphone, RE Engage Hook, Midnight to 0.30.
46:56Alright, if you thought that was everything, we're not done yet.
47:00Because Gogglebox Season 27, Episode 9 actually has even more layers when you really break it down.
47:07Let's go deeper into the reactions, the hidden details, and why this episode works so well.
47:13Television, Segment 7, Editing and Pacing Analysis, 0.30 to 4 o'clock.
47:20One thing that often goes unnoticed in Gogglebox is the editing, but in this episode, it plays a huge role.
47:27Backhand index pointing right the way scenes are cut together.
47:31Reactions from different households are interwoven perfectly.
47:34You get multiple perspectives on the same moment within seconds.
47:38It builds a rhythm that keeps the viewer engaged.
47:42Backhand index pointing right example structure used repeatedly.
47:46Show clip.
47:48Immediate reaction from household A.
47:50Cut to household B with a completely different opinion.
47:54Then back to household C with a punchline.
47:57Direct hit this editing style creates.
48:00Comedy through contrast.
48:03Faster pacing.
48:04And a feeling of community watching.
48:07Backhand index pointing right compared to earlier episodes this season.
48:12This one feels tighter, more dynamic, and more polished.
48:16Face with Tears of Joy, Segment 8, Reaction Timing and Comedy Structure, 4 to 8 o'clock.
48:23Comedy in Gogglebox isn't random, it's all about timing.
48:27Backhand index pointing right in Episode 9, you'll notice.
48:31Pauses before reactions, to build tension.
48:34Quick cuts right after punchlines.
48:38And perfectly timed reaction shots.
48:41Backhand index pointing right there's a specific moment where.
48:44A scene plays out awkwardly.
48:47Nobody reacts immediately.
48:49Then suddenly one person says something completely unexpected.
48:53Collision that delayed reaction makes it 10x funnier.
48:58Backhand index pointing right another technique used.
49:01Repetition.
49:02When multiple households react the same way.
49:06It reinforces the humor.
49:08It makes the moment feel universally relatable.
49:12Direct hit this is why viewers at home often think.
49:15Yes, that's exactly what I was thinking.
49:19Astonished Face, Segment 9, Contrast Impersonale
49:24Clapperboard Detailed 20-Minute Review Script
49:28Gogglebox, Season 27, Episode 9, Asterisk Asterisk
49:33Microphone, Intro, Midnight to 045, Strong Hook
49:37What happens when Britain's funniest households react to the most chaotic, shocking, and hilarious TV of the week?
49:46Well, Gogglebox Season 27, Episode 9 delivered all of that, and more.
49:52From laugh-out-loud reactions to moments that had everyone completely stunned, this episode is packed with entertainment.
50:00In today's video, we're breaking down everything.
50:04The funniest scenes, the most shocking reactions, and the real conversations that made this episode stand out.
50:12Let's get into it.
50:15Television, Segment 1, Episode Overview, 045-230
50:20Episode 9 sticks to the classic Gogglebox formula, but executes it really well.
50:27We get
50:28A mix of trending TV shows from the week
50:33Genuine, unscripted reactions from the cast
50:36A blend of humor, tension, and emotional moments
50:40What makes this episode feel fresh is the pacing
50:45The transitions between shows are quicker, keeping the energy high and the audience constantly engaged
50:51Also, the selection of programs this week is well-balanced
50:56Light entertainment
50:59Reality TV with awkward or controversial moments
51:03And more serious content that sparks discussion
51:06This mix is exactly why Gogglebox continues to work so well
51:12Face with tears of joy, segment 2, funniest moments, 2.30-7 o'clock
51:18Let's talk about the comedy, because this episode absolutely delivers
51:25One of the standout elements is how the cast reacts to awkward or cringey TV moments
51:30You'll see
51:32Long silences followed by explosive laughter
51:36People covering their faces in second-hand embarrassment
51:40And brutally honest commentary that feels way too real
51:44There's one particular reality TV segment that had almost every household reacting the same way
51:51Shock
51:53Disbelief
51:54Then uncontrollable laughter
51:57And what makes it even better is the variety of humor styles
52:02Some households lean into sarcasm
52:05Others are loud and chaotic
52:08And some de-live
52:11Clapperboard extended review script, additional 20 minutes
52:15Gogglebox, Season 27 Episode 9, Part 2, Asterisk Asterisk
52:21Microphone, RE Engage Hook, Midnight to 0.30
52:25Alright, if you thought that was everything, we're not done yet
52:30Because Gogglebox Season 27 Episode 9 actually has even more layers when you really break it down
52:36Let's go deeper into the reactions, the hidden details, and why this episode works so well
52:43Television, Segment 7, Editing and Pacing Analysis, 0.30-4 o'clock
52:49One thing that often goes unnoticed in Gogglebox is the editing, but in this episode, it plays a huge role
52:56Backhand Index Pointing Right the way scenes are cut together
53:00Reactions from different households are interwoven perfectly
53:03You get multiple perspectives on the same moment within seconds
53:07It builds a rhythm that keeps the viewer engaged
53:12Backhand Index Pointing Right example structure used repeatedly
53:15Show Clip
53:17Immediate Reaction from Household A
53:19Cut to Household B with a completely different opinion
53:24Then back to Household C with a punchline
53:26Direct hit this editing style creates
53:30Comedy through contrast
53:32Faster pacing
53:33And a feeling of community watching
53:37Backhand Index Pointing Right compared to earlier episodes this season
53:41This one feels tighter, more dynamic, and more polished
53:45Face with Tears of Joy, Segment 8, Reaction Timing and Comedy Structure, 4-8 o'clock
53:52Comedy in Gogglebox isn't random, it's all about timing
53:57Backhand Index Pointing Right in Episode 9, you'll notice
54:01Pauses before reactions, to build tension
54:04Quick cuts right after punchlines
54:07And perfectly timed reaction shots
54:10Backhand Index Pointing Right there's a specific moment where
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