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00:10I hear that. I really do. It's just really not a good day to me because it's Eid, so I've
00:14got to stick with family.
00:14Okay. Well, you could have stuck with the family yesterday, but now you've got to do what the shit's normally
00:18created.
00:18Is it really that bad? A lot of people seem to like the whole action and routine.
00:22I reckon it will help them visualize me as bod.
00:25Okay. Well, there is a lot of chatter. Some people think you're a tough guy. Other people think you're insane.
00:28This could cost you the role.
00:30Now, fuck.
00:34Saju, how many of you did this?
00:36Mommy, you met Felicia.
00:37This is the team.
00:38Oh, this is your agent.
00:42Mommy, remember I said wait in a car and I'm going to get the sweets.
00:46Okay, that's good.
00:46Don't give me a ticket.
00:48Felicia.
00:48Zafika.
00:49What's going on?
00:50Same as usual, babysitting bonnets.
00:52That only auntie's waiting for you.
00:53You're a disgrace.
00:54Felicia, you're going to get him the job.
00:56Yes.
00:57If he kills me.
00:59My Shaja is just perfect for the job.
01:00I'll tell you why.
01:01Okay.
01:01When he was a little boy, he used to say,
01:03Mama, I want a license to kill.
01:05Remember, Shaja?
01:06Oh, how specific.
01:07I don't remember that.
01:09Yeah.
01:10Oh, look, he's got the military.
01:11Just be a minute, okay?
01:12Bye-bye, Felicia.
01:13Bye, I'm so sorry.
01:14You're not a black lady.
01:20Sorry.
01:21You are a black lady.
01:22I know.
01:26What the fuck is this?
01:27You tell me.
01:34Oh, you know what?
01:35I can't get into this right now.
01:36Okay, listen.
01:37None of this matters, okay?
01:39No one needs the fucking news.
01:41However, this is a big problem.
01:44The person you assaulted, you broke his arm, and now he wants an apology.
01:47Sid said he was going for the giant Buddha's head,
01:49but now he's coming for you with 200,000 followers
01:52and counting, young and brown, your core fan base.
01:55Assaulted?
01:56This man ran at me with a metal object, Felicia.
01:59It was a kind of straight page, huh?
02:01Yeah, in hindsight.
02:02I mean, the worst he could have done was tag you.
02:04Okay, fine.
02:04Just give him his apology.
02:05Okay, good.
02:05All right.
02:06So how are you going to do?
02:07Oh, no.
02:08You have to apologize.
02:09On a video by end of day, or he's pressing charges.
02:12Listen, it's Ian, so I've got to stick with the family.
02:14My mom usually hosts, but I fucked that up this time.
02:16That's on me.
02:17I can't be dealing with this.
02:18I have to be with the family.
02:20I have to make it right.
02:20This is about your career, Shah.
02:22Your credibility in your community,
02:24for the people that you see you're doing all of this for.
02:30Has he got more followers of me?
02:31Shah!
02:34Shah Latif here.
02:35Eve Mubarak to everyone celebrating.
02:37I want to address the incident at the King's Museum last night.
02:40You might have heard about it, or seen it.
02:42Well, I lived it.
02:43And I want you to know that in that moment,
02:45I wasn't thinking at all.
02:46I was acting out of sheer instinct.
02:50Community is the most important thing in the world to me.
02:54And I would never take it for granted.
02:56And there's nothing more painful to me
02:58than to know that I might have hurt a member of my own community.
03:01And to know that I might have betrayed your trust in some way.
03:04It hurts me deeply.
03:05You're good, yeah?
03:07Yeah, I'm good, yeah.
03:10So you've come to visit us lowly villagers.
03:14Oxford educated.
03:15But no sense.
03:17Why did you attack that young man?
03:18Don't listen to him.
03:19Come, let's take a selfie.
03:50And I want you to know that I'm going to do everything in my power
03:51and to compete with you.
03:52My headshot.
03:53Probably getting a Russian prostitute pregnant this second.
03:56Don't talk, Felty.
03:59Alberta?
04:01She doesn't have her main attraction.
04:03You and me can be the stars of the show.
04:05We just...
04:06Come on.
04:07You worried about what Norty Naila thinks?
04:09Nangy Naila.
04:10Nangy Naila.
04:11Oh, my God.
04:13Nangy Naila.
04:14She always shows skin because she's got no style.
04:17Look, where is she?
04:17She's probably too busy checking herself out in the mirror
04:19to come host her own party.
04:34Samina.
04:35Good to go, Barek.
04:36I'm so happy you could come.
04:40We've decided to co-host this year.
04:42This is why you've done Kamal, Tahira.
04:44But you know Naila,
04:46how do you do it?
04:46She doesn't have to do it.
04:49I'm going to do it in a pint house.
04:53The Quran says charity is a blessing.
04:56Please, eat it in the garden.
04:57Eid Mubarak.
04:59Eid Mubarak.
05:01What the fuck?
05:02Don't leave my side.
05:03Okay.
05:04Don't leave my side.
05:05Eid Mubarak.
05:07Eid Mubarak.
05:07He's coming.
05:08Hello, ladies.
05:10Eid Mubarak.
05:11Eid Mubarak.
05:11Eid Mubarak.
05:13What is this, buddy?
05:14See you now?
05:16In the seat seat.
05:17Now he has passed.
05:18You're the eldest.
05:19No, thank you.
05:20I'm fine standing.
05:22Baba, go do your favor.
05:23Don't tell me, yeah?
05:24Is that how you're going to kill us, Bond?
05:26By raising the blood sugar?
05:29Yeah, I'll mention that to the writers
05:31Maybe that's enough
05:34Maybe, yeah, maybe
05:35Why don't you do a Pakistani film?
05:36Something with Mehra Khan in it
05:38No, no, you're doing a Guru Vidra
05:40Wait, I'm getting it's hot right now
05:54Shah, good first try, good first try
05:56But I'm gonna need you to do another apology video
05:59First, you forgot to say the words I'm sorry
06:02Which is kind of key to the whole thing
06:04He's buff, no?
06:05Keith says he's gone mental
06:07Yeah, it's fucking hot
06:08Sorry, can you mum focus, please?
06:10This is the latest
06:12Well, this guy likes you
06:17Also, the whole Aladdin outfit
06:19And the Bollywood sweet shop
06:20He's said community like ten times
06:22It feels like you're begging it
06:24Maybe down the brow
06:26I don't get it, what is a problem?
06:27That's tough, man
06:29I'm 22, mate
06:30What were you trying to get wife, daughter?
06:32Get it to me sooner rather than later
06:34This is not going away
06:36Hi everyone, Charlotte Tiff here
06:38Now last night at the King's Museum
06:40A brother and I came into conflict
06:42Now I should not have reacted the way that I did
06:45And the brother in question, perhaps
06:47Should not have run at me with a metal object
06:50The way that he did
06:52Ruba is a community-led
06:55It's not fucking community-led
06:56The fact is, we're all in this together
06:58And in the future, I promise to use my platform
07:00Not to lash out
07:01But to reach out
07:05Ruba is full
07:07You want some chai or something?
07:10No
07:11Ruba
07:11Bro, we good?
07:12I'm good, are you good?
07:13Yeah, I'm good, bro
07:14We good?
07:15I'm good, are you good?
07:16Yeah, I'm good
07:16I'm good then
07:18Ruba, not Ruba
07:19What are you doing?
07:19Trying to focus, man
07:20You are distracting me
07:22Alright
07:23Yes
07:23Yo, they got them little laddus over there
07:25With the pink and green balls on them
07:26You want them?
07:26Big man, please
07:27I don't want laddus right now, okay?
07:29I just want to concentrate
07:30Why aren't you supposed to be holding Ami's hand?
07:33Oh, yeah
07:33Shit
07:34In a bit, yeah?
07:35Don't bring me no laddus
07:36Well, before that
07:38Move the baby
07:44It's only gone, it's only gone
07:45You came in there?
07:46Where have you been?
07:47I've just been checking on Baba and Zofie
07:49Bastard, you promised you're not going to leave me
07:51So if I just die, standing here alone
07:53Please
07:54Please don't do this now
07:55You left me
07:56I'm sorry
07:57I'm not getting up
07:57Meralim
07:59Meralim
08:04Meralim
08:05Meralim
08:07Meralim
08:07Meralim
08:07Meralim
08:09Meralim
08:09Meralim
08:09Meralim
08:10Meralim
08:10Meralim
08:10Meralim
08:12Meralim
08:13Meralim
08:15Meralim
08:16Meralim
08:22Meralim
08:27Meralim
08:37Look, Mr. Dubai.
08:40Look at him, the dancing monkey.
08:42Doing his mother's dirty bidding, making Russian prostitutes pregnant.
08:45Look.
08:46No, he's not, mommy.
08:47That was a joke that I just made.
08:50Oh, look at that fresh spray.
08:52Zulfi.
08:52Weakest of us all.
08:56Don't leave.
08:57Shadji, she's coming.
08:57Don't leave.
08:58Shabita, can I borrow your money for a minute?
09:00I need my co-host in the kitchen.
09:02Okay, we're just going to...
09:03Okay, okay.
09:04No, no, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
09:09Our KPI is the most interesting thing about this, okay?
09:12It's the retention of the customer base after that discount period, you know?
09:15It's off the charts.
09:16People want more community-driven rides, she helps.
09:18Yes, Salim.
09:19Yes.
09:20What are you saying, bro?
09:20Yes.
09:21Look at this guy.
09:22You good?
09:22Yeah.
09:23Come join us, man.
09:24Join us.
09:24I'll be busy.
09:25I'll be doing that anyway.
09:26Yeah, I'll go you some noodles, bro.
09:27So I never got your number.
09:29How you been?
09:30I've been good, bro.
09:30Yeah?
09:31You've been breaking shit.
09:33What do you mean by that?
09:35Glass ceilings.
09:37Try it, man.
09:37Try it.
09:38And I got his arm.
09:40It's just a fracture.
09:41Hey, just to bring this back to what we were talking about before you got here.
09:44Yeah.
09:45You know, our number of drivers have grown.
09:46By the day, we'll be in all key five bars by June, so...
09:49Muba!
09:50Sick idea, innit?
09:51I've been there from day one, I remember.
09:52Bro, I'm so proud of this guy.
09:54Gus Smith is so proud.
09:55And you know what's amazing?
09:55He's always been an entrepreneur.
09:56If anything, he just went from selling grams to Instagram.
10:04Just out of interest, what was your credit situation with the criminal record and everything?
10:08No problems whatsoever.
10:09No issues.
10:10And just for clarity, I didn't go inside for selling marl.
10:14It's not just five-bit of island disorder.
10:15It was.
10:16It was self-defense, to be honest with you.
10:18It was really before, in a way.
10:18He's a ride or die, and he was there for me.
10:19Any credit issues, though?
10:20No credit issues, because I'm going all in with everything that I've got, right?
10:24So if you need any credit, if you need financing, just talk to me.
10:27Sorry, I was on the impression we were coming in seed round rather than series A.
10:32You see this conversation here?
10:33This is, in fact, the closest he's been to the business.
10:37Right?
10:38In fact, it's too close.
10:40Okay, give me back my dildos then.
10:44Even for me personally, the most important quality about Mooba is, in fact, the quality
10:49of the relationships.
10:51We're not just there for them when we want, because that's bullshit.
10:55That's fake.
10:56Get the fuck off me, bro.
10:58I don't know.
11:01And anyway, I've always had a passion for customer services.
11:04It's my thing.
11:04That's one thing I picked up in Dubai.
11:06That's what we do best, hospitality.
11:07That's our culture.
11:08One might say, the Muslim way of doing business.
11:11I love the idea.
11:13I'm going to present it to the guys.
11:14See what they say.
11:14Well, you're taking this.
11:17You're trying to get investment from Dubai.
11:20Yeah, okay.
11:21Yeah.
11:22You been?
11:23No, I'm just saying, you know, Dubai works for people with the, you know, all like, with
11:27the, well, I mean, what the fuck's this guy going to do in Dubai, man?
11:30He ain't going to let you in, bro.
11:31You don't want to go there, man.
11:32I'm all in, yeah?
11:33Remember that.
11:37He was disrespectful.
11:38He referred to your quiff like that.
11:39There was no need.
11:40It looks good.
11:42Shah, got your second apology.
11:44Yeah, that's not going to work.
11:45First of all, what was up with that background?
11:48If you post that, you'll have to issue a second apology for being a rich asshole.
11:51Also, you forgot to say sorry again.
11:54What the?
11:55First class, I'm sorry.
11:58I'm sorry.
11:58I'm sorry.
11:59I'm sorry.
12:00Next year, you this back at yours, no?
12:01No, absolutely, yes.
12:03Very kind of you to step in this year, Naila.
12:06Taira, don't be bad.
12:08Everything is fine in your house.
12:11No, I don't know.
12:12No, I don't know.
12:14It's because I was watching Shahjai today, and I feel like I worry for him.
12:21For all of you.
12:22It's so much pressure.
12:24That's very kind of you to worry.
12:25I see a bit of your sister in him.
12:35Does Shahjai have someone you can talk to?
12:38He has me.
12:40But she needed more help, no?
12:43And she doesn't know anything.
12:46Naila, please.
12:48It's all good.
12:49My son is going to be the next James Bond.
12:51We all couldn't be more proud.
12:57It's okay to talk about these struggles now.
12:59Really?
13:03It's all good.
13:05First class.
13:07First class.
13:16First class.
13:25First class.
13:28I don't know.
13:59Shah, we need that apology. We're running out of time. I've literally written it out for you.
14:04Just find a quiet, neutral room. Record it and send it back now, before it's too fucking late. Okay?
14:14For fuck's sake.
14:33Am I interrupting something?
14:36Yeah. A conversation.
14:39Can you fucking close the door, please? Thank you.
14:42Is this like, you two, um, I like her. Texting. Wow.
14:47So how long has this been going on? Six months. Three months?
14:50Okay, so this is, this is nothing. Can we please not do this in front of Shah?
14:53I'm sure. I'm not going to tell anyone. Come here. Can we not do this in front of Shah?
14:56I came here for you. But I never asked you to, did I?
14:59But I asked me to. I never, calm down. I never fucking asked you to.
15:02And this, this whole thing you're doing here, this is what I'm talking about. This is the whole problem.
15:05So just to clarify, you didn't come here to see Zilfie then for the thing?
15:07No. Yes. Does he know, by the way?
15:09Oh, fuck's sake. Well, yeah, he's going to find out now, isn't he?
15:12I'm not going to say anything. I've got your back. I've got your back.
15:15Look, we don't have to tell anyone. Let's just be real about what this is, because this is, this is
15:20something, right?
15:20Me and you both know it. What does that even mean, bro?
15:23Bro, you live a million miles away, okay? You have a whole life. You have fucking house keys, car keys,
15:31so many keys, okay? I have one key.
15:33I can give you keys.
15:34I don't want your keys, okay? I want mine.
15:36Yo, can I just step in here for a minute, offer maybe a different perspective from my own more mature
15:40experience, yeah?
15:41I want an honest answer from both of you, okay? All right?
15:45All right.
15:45Now, let's say, let's say you've been texting. There's some emotional ambiguity about where you both stand.
15:52All right? Yeah? You can relate, right?
15:54You send a message, a heartfelt one. Instead of it going green, it goes grey. What does that mean to
16:01you?
16:02It means you're blocked.
16:05Fuck off, really?
16:06Yeah.
16:07Let me just show you this.
16:08Okay, I'm going to ask you to leave now.
16:10Can I show you this quickly?
16:10No, no, no. Oi? Don't say anything to anyone.
16:13I'm chill.
16:16Salim, yeah?
16:20He's not fucking chill.
16:27With Saigon, who will lead the prayer?
16:30Pasha?
16:31Okay.
16:32Well, he recites beautifully, but I think I should lead.
16:35How will you?
16:36Seated?
16:37I won't be seated.
16:37Who is by? Think about him, sir.
16:39Let someone else lead.
16:40Listen, you asswipes. I can run circles around you idiots.
16:44I will lead.
16:51By so desperately pursuing the role of Bond, an icon of the white establishment,
16:56Shar Latifah's exchanging his political art for vanilla distraction.
17:00And so he joins a long line of brown men who think that by becoming our oppressor,
17:04he's somehow liberating all of us.
17:05And he puts a filter on his IMDb pic to look more white.
17:30Hey, Shar Latif here.
17:32I was involved in an incident last night at the King's Museum that was both unfortunate
17:36and avoidable, and I'm deeply sorry.
17:39Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you fucking thing.
17:43Bismillahirrahmanirrahim.
17:45Alhamdulillahi Rabbil Alameen.
17:47Shar Latifah here.
17:48Last night at the King's Museum, I fucked up a guy running at me with a metal object,
17:53and apparently I'm the one who has to apologize.
17:54Allah is the one who has to apologize.
17:59Hi, Shar Latifah here.
18:01Literally nothing to apologize for.
18:03Trying to save my career and my life,
18:05so I'll fuck you and your little TikTok, you little...
18:12Samyallah, Uliman Hamidah.
18:37Hello?
18:40Yeah, hi, is this Sid?
18:42Uh, yeah.
18:43Hi.
18:43Hi, this is Shar Latif.
18:46Is it?
18:47Actually...
18:48Yeah, it is, actually.
18:49Bro, I just want to say,
18:51I am so, so sorry for what happened yesterday.
18:56No excuses.
18:57I was banging out of order.
19:01I just don't know what came over me.
19:02I really hope you can find it in your heart to...
19:07Please forgive me.
19:08Yo, I appreciate this, man.
19:11Like, I really do.
19:12I was going to call my lawyers,
19:14but then the fact you called, man...
19:16Oh, bro, he's been eating me up the whole day.
19:18I can't tell you how much this means, man.
19:20Legit.
19:23Well...
19:24Do you mind just sending me what you just said?
19:27Like, in a recording?
19:29Sorry?
19:30I need the engagement, bro.
19:33Right.
19:33I mean, I...
19:34I guess so.
19:35Nice, man.
19:36Appreciate it.
19:37All right.
19:37Oh, and thanks for the follow, mate.
19:39Just remember,
19:40keep the bid under 90 for the algorithm, kid.
19:44Mm-hmm.
19:44I will do.
19:45All right.
19:45Stay safe.
19:46Stay safe.
19:48Ah!
19:58What it is?
19:59What it is?
20:01What it is?
20:02Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
20:03What's the problem?
20:04Yeah, what?
20:05Move that away.
20:05What happened?
20:06You fell.
20:07Move.
20:07I was praying on a chair already.
20:09You want to sit down?
20:10Yeah.
20:11Oh, yeah.
20:11Easy, easy.
20:12How's your breathing?
20:13Okay?
20:14You okay?
20:15Huh?
20:15Why didn't you sit him down?
20:16Well, now you want to be involved.
20:17What the fuck's that supposed to be?
20:18I'm doing something inside.
20:19Do it for yourself.
20:19Don't come at me.
20:20You always fucking want to be the hero
20:21and you're never around.
20:22All right.
20:23All right.
20:23Come on, mate.
20:24Huh?
20:25Baba?
20:25Do you care?
20:26Is anyone getting any water?
20:27Yeah.
20:28I'm going to get a blanket or something.
20:33Are you good, bro?
20:34Bro?
20:34Are you good?
20:36Are you dumb?
20:37He's a fucking diabetic
20:39and you're giving him boxes of sweets.
20:40Shabbat, bita.
20:41All right, all right.
20:42Should I just fuck off again, yeah?
20:43You're better when I'm not around.
20:44That's what you're saying.
20:44No, no, he's not my dad.
20:45He's your dad.
20:46Shut you.
20:47Shut you.
20:48You know what?
20:48You think you're a fucking bad man.
20:50Oh.
20:51Fucking, yeah, my people is my bad.
20:52How the fuck are you going to help your people
20:53if you're too busy sucking white people's dicks?
20:57It's okay with me.
20:57He's just crying about last night, bro.
20:59Well, you came in to take care of me.
21:00You came for a free fucking meal, bro.
21:01I thought you were giving out your little business cards.
21:02That's some sweaty old minicab driver.
21:04Hey, shut up.
21:04Allow it.
21:04Allow it, bro.
21:05Just come on.
21:05He's a leech, man.
21:06Tell her to be a leeching off me my whole life.
21:08What are you now trying to leech off this dickhead?
21:09Bro, he doesn't care about your shitty ideas.
21:11He's trying to chirp your little sister.
21:13What?
21:13Only chirping.
21:14I love her.
21:15All right.
21:15What the fuck, man?
21:17Are you fucking, are you mad?
21:18Listen, don't listen to him.
21:19He's lost the fucking plot.
21:20He's been chatting to a pig's head in the freezer.
21:21What?
21:22What freezer?
21:22In the garage and he's been talking to it.
21:24What are you talking to a pig's head?
21:25What if I have?
21:26What if I have?
21:26What if I have?
21:27Better listener than any of you lot.
21:28That's what happens when you're related to you guys.
21:30I'm not the first family member to lose my mind.
21:31Hey, enough!
21:34Hello, Shadju.
21:37Why are you saying the culture to me?
21:39No, no.
21:39I'm asking him.
21:40Why is he saying that to me?
21:41What did I do?
21:41What did I do?
21:42I'm trying to fucking make a difference.
21:43I'm not just sat there fucking complaining about everything.
21:45Well, you lot would judge me.
21:46Huh?
21:47Why are you fucking touching me?
21:48Don't touch me.
21:49I'm trying to change the world.
21:50All right?
21:51So anyone doesn't look at you and think you're some fucking worthless, stinking, bitter baggy.
21:56Look at me.
21:56Get the fuck out of your voice.
21:58I've got a problem, am I?
21:59She blames you for what happened to your mom, bro.
22:00Shut up!
22:01Get the fuck out of your voice.
22:29yeah
22:35it's the happy life
22:41amazing
22:43one mixed brew
22:45wow
22:46one briyani
22:49or the doll
22:50great
22:51and some naan
22:52ah thank you
22:53enjoy your meal
22:54let us know if you would like anything else
22:55oh can i have some more water
22:56yeah sure
22:57thank you
23:08oh my god yasmine
23:12what the fuck
23:14what are you doing here
23:15what are you doing here
23:18oh yeah you um
23:19come here every year or any year don't you
23:21i totally forgot
23:23you forgot
23:24yeah
23:24i'm just here
23:25i'm just picking up some food
23:27right
23:28what a coincidence
23:29i know
23:30actually um
23:31do you mind if i
23:35what's happening
23:37i just told you i'm just here to pick up some food
23:38on the other side of london
23:40on the other side of london
23:40at 9 30
23:41on eid
23:43yeah
23:44don't eat that
23:45why not
23:46you won't like it
23:47i think i know what i like
23:48it's chicken not lamb
23:51why
23:52why would you get the chicken
23:52try new things
23:53is that okay
23:55no
23:55it'd be weird because the lambs are significant
23:57okay so you're here because of the article
23:58can we stop pretending
24:01i'm sorry what article
24:03are you being serious right now
24:05i'm sorry if i missed you
24:07what is it with an article
24:08that sounds fun
24:09tell me about it
24:09you're doubling down on this
24:10right
24:12dude you know how this is like
24:13i've got busy
24:14you're busy
24:14well i'm sure you're not fixated on everything that i'm doing right
24:17this is a strong take
24:18i've got to hand it to you
24:19i don't know what you mean
24:20it sounds like you think i'm
24:21like killing myself to be something that i'm not
24:24and you memorized it
24:25that's sad
24:26who's that
24:27oh are you sad
24:28i'm not sad
24:28i've been having a great time
24:29i've been swapping out
24:30uh political art
24:31for vanilla destruction
24:33can you stop
24:33quoting my article please
24:35and it's not even about you actually
24:36oh it's not about me
24:38full disclosure
24:39charlatief and i know one another
24:40and have spent time together socially
24:42is that how you're going to describe our relationship
24:46that's how you describe the relationship
24:47and you calm down
24:48these people are not your audience
24:49you're ruining their dinner
24:50and mine
24:51this is revenge porn man
24:52this is revenge porn
24:53dressed up as an identity politics and pop culture
24:55think piece
24:56is it revenge porn if you're fucking yourself over
24:59yeah
24:59yeah actually it is
25:00that's a sub-genre of revenge porn
25:02yeah it is
25:02it doesn't matter what kind of porn it is
25:04delete that now
25:06delete that or i'll break your fucking nose with it
25:08yeah it's good
25:08and the deleted pics folder
25:09what do you think i'm fucking thick
25:12isn't that what you want
25:13and that's not a private language here you idiot
25:16dude can you just delete it
25:17i wanted a selfie you can talk to me
25:19i'm very approachable
25:19okay
25:20yeah thank you
25:21dude enjoy your milkshake
25:22thank you
25:22what are you doing
25:24are you kidding me
25:25enjoy your little fan
25:25come on man
25:26let's take it
25:26have you been paid
25:27is she paid
25:28yes i paid
25:28and i'm a dramatic one
25:30okay look look time out please
25:31i just want to talk
25:32excuse me
25:32after all this time
25:33can we just have a chat
25:35it's not right man
25:37it's not right
25:39i'm here
25:39i don't want to take them
25:40what are you saying that
25:44is there a back door
25:47where's the back door
25:47i think they're here for me right
25:49anyone
25:50fine thanks
25:50i'll find it myself
25:52wait
25:52wait
25:53wait
25:53wait
25:55wait
25:59go away
26:01go away
26:01go away
26:01not allowed
26:02not allowed
26:02please
26:03please
26:03please
26:12I'm on my way out.
26:22Charges, stop.
26:24Okay, sorry. I want to get that all wrong.
26:27I just wanted to see you. The last bit wasn't my fault.
26:31Come on there. That was crazy.
26:33You're crazy.
26:34Me? Come on, you knocked three people out just by staring at me.
26:38If you ever need a job, I could do with security.
26:42If you think that was fine, you have some serious issues.
26:46Better than you know, book club for wine. What kind of ETH is that, huh?
26:48How about your ETH? What? Crossing London to stalk your ex? You need help.
26:52No, I do. And you did help me.
26:54And I'm grateful, because it shows that you care.
26:56I do care, actually.
26:57Rose for a beautiful lady.
27:00You know what? Yeah. Yeah, I'll buy a rose.
27:03I should be thanking you, right?
27:05No, please.
27:06Can you help me?
27:07How much are you?
27:08Five pounds.
27:09Okay, that's a bit steep. I'll do 250 for her.
27:11You're embarrassing yourself.
27:12That's not the first time I would have done that for you, though, is it?
27:16I don't need a rose from you.
27:17You don't need anything from anyone.
27:18No, just not from you. Actually, my life's pretty great.
27:21Okay, if it's great, lend me five pounds.
27:22And I'll buy you a rose and I'm going to stalk and scratch.
27:25Five pounds is expensive.
27:28Hmm?
27:29You know, if you knew me at all, you know, I hate roses.
27:33I remember that. I just, you've got to love the gesture, huh?
27:37You love the gesture.
27:38Guys, guys, why don't you come in for the best curry on Brick Lane?
27:4020% off for the lovely couple, eh?
27:42We're not a couple.
27:43But we used to be. You met my family.
27:45Yeah, I did, actually. And you know what? He made me wear a jacket over my sleeveless dress the first
27:50time when I met his dad.
27:51Well, not in a funder way. Just my dad's a bit of a, like, little pervy uncle, mate.
27:55Listen, she was making out like I would've locked her in a cupboard if we carried on dating. Yeah?
27:59She put all her cultural and family issues on me just because I'm brown. That's racist, isn't it?
28:02Isn't it more racist to be killing yourself to play a white neo-colonial MI6 agent?
28:06But if I paid him, he wouldn't be white, would he?
28:08Yeah, but you would be.
28:09Guys, I've got an idea. Why don't you go to my cousin's restaurant across the road? I think that's better
28:13for you.
28:13Don't you want to hear about how he brought a date to my friends and family screening?
28:16A date? That was not a date. She was a work colleague that I brought.
28:21She was shit in your mango tree flop. Guessing it wasn't enough to snog her on screen.
28:25Good for the career to be spotted out and about with her. God forbid anything come for that.
28:29Okay. Okay. Hadn't we broken up by then?
28:30Sure. That night was about me. Okay? And also, taking a break isn't the same as breaking up.
28:35Okay. Then how exactly would you define how we-
28:38Fucking cunt. Fuck!
28:39What?
28:40I left my bag at the restaurant.
28:42Okay, do you, um, you have to go back there now?
28:44I have my passport in it and I'm leaving tomorrow.
28:46What are you going to?
28:46Fuck Argentina.
28:47What? Why are you going to Argentina?
28:49Wait. Someone's taken it.
28:53My airpods are moving. Fuck.
28:54Oh shit. You're not going to catch that. Fuck. You need a cab, man.
28:57Oh wait! Taxi!
29:00I need to get it back.
29:02No, that's gone. Listen, can you just, just let me help. Just trust me for once.
29:08I don't know.
29:09Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on, come on, come on, come on.
29:14Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:14Seriously?
29:15Hey mate, listen. Can you give us a lift?
29:18Yeah.
29:18Okay. Yeah?
29:19How fast is this guy?
29:20Not that fast.
29:22Faster than walking though, isn't it?
29:23Well yeah, it's a bike.
29:26If you annoy me, I will ditch you. Understood?
29:28Oh, you always say that, but you're still here.
29:30Yeah, well, I'm leaving the country tomorrow, aren't I?
29:32Hey, this is an emergency. Can you follow this doc?
29:35Yeah. All right, auntie. I've got you.
29:37Auntie? You're definitely going to get a tip.
29:39All right, listen. It's going to be fine.
29:41What's an Argentina?
29:43Funding came through for my doc.
29:44You should break one.
29:45Mm-hmm.
29:46Cool.
29:47Come on.
29:49Proud of you, man.
29:51I don't mean that I'm patronizing.
29:52Well, it was a little bit patronizing.
29:54No, seriously.
29:54I wish there were more documentaries about shipwrecks.
30:07Your dad is more, um, her than Fondo.
30:12I appreciate you saying that.
30:14He would have killed to have me in your family.
30:17I would have liked to kill him.
30:18I'd have to keep pulling him to one side like that.
30:20What the fuck are you doing?
30:21Chill out, mate.
30:25How is he?
30:27He's not good.
30:28Nah.
30:29He's not, um...
30:32Yeah, he's not good.
30:38I think my whole family hates me.
30:41They probably do.
30:50I can make it feel, I can make it feel, I can make it feel.
30:55That's now...
30:55Shut up...
30:57That is...
30:58Come on.
30:58That's crazy.
31:00Of all the tunes...
31:01That's wild.
31:02He he he he he he.
31:06I can make it get better.
31:07Make it turn up!
31:09Better, turn it up for your auntie.
31:11I'm getting an auntie when I go raving.
31:13I can make it all clear
31:18Don't pretend
31:20I hope that you're feeling
31:22Try so hard
31:23That you can't conceal it
31:26Whatever you feel inside
31:28I can make it feel
31:29Is it here?
31:30Somewhere around there
31:31Maybe it's in the diner over there
31:33In there?
31:34Yeah
31:37Thanks
31:38Yeah
31:3810% off your next ride
31:40Leaving tomorrow
31:41Well when you get back then
31:42Not coming back
31:43What do you mean I'm coming back?
31:44Doesn't matter
31:45What do you mean by that?
31:47Got money, jolly
31:48No man
31:50Nice one
31:53What do you mean you're not coming back?
31:56It's here
31:59Okay
31:59Okay
32:01Yeah
32:02I think
32:02Is that down there on the left?
32:04Yeah
32:04Hurry up
32:04It takes weeks to get a new passport
32:06Don't worry
32:06We're gonna get it
32:07Wait I think it
32:09It's this one here
32:16Hi
32:17Hi
32:18Hi
32:19Welcome to the glow up
32:2025 head
32:21Oh I'd like to pay
32:22Yes
32:23But I don't know my wallet or phone
32:26How's this become an expensive date for me?
32:32And here are your body bags
32:36Down the corridor on the right
32:37Thank you
32:39So what are the four exactly?
32:41It's a bum bag
32:42Okay
32:43What kind of bum bag?
32:44Just a bag
32:45Right
32:46Neon
32:47Pink and yellow
32:48Wait is this the one that I got you?
32:50Yeah
32:50Aww
32:52Alright relax
32:53What?
32:53We shouldn't be too hard to find right?
32:55It's convenient
32:55It's a useful size bag
32:57Okay
32:57Okay
33:01Stop
33:06It might be a bit tricky
33:08Oh shit
33:10I'm never gonna find my bag in here
33:12Whoa
33:13Aren't you forgetting something?
33:15So what?
33:16Check your goodie bag mate
33:17Can't let you on the dance floor like that
33:21Oh with the paint
33:23Alright
33:25Fuck it
33:27I'm not really
33:28I'm shit at this kind of
33:29Sit down
33:29I'll do
33:33Whoa
33:34Whoa
33:34Be nice
33:36Be nice
33:37When am I not nice?
33:40As much as you want to
33:42Humiliate me
33:44Remember whose passport
33:46Will you be watching?
33:46Don't rush the artist
33:47Please
33:50Sorry
33:53Or look into her soul
33:59Why'd you get rid of the nose ring?
34:02Um
34:02I don't know
34:03You look so much fitter with that nose ring man
34:06What?
34:06Fuck you
34:07What?
34:07I'm just saying
34:07It took the attention away from that
34:09Cold dead look in your eyes
34:11Probably around the same time
34:12As you started losing half your hair
34:14You know
34:15Um
34:15Pinning hair is linked to high levels of testosterone
34:17So
34:18Because I'm madly
34:18So if you need some money for a hair transplant
34:20In Turkey
34:21You just let me know
34:21No I'm fine
34:22You know
34:22I just take all my self-loathing
34:23And I rub it on my scalp every day
34:24So thanks for chopping me up
34:26Next time I see you
34:27Next time I see you
34:29You're going to have shaved your head
34:30And you're going to tell me it's for a role
34:32Or
34:32Because I'm going to have a really secret sad illness
34:34And you're going to be so upset
34:35About all the time you've spent together
34:37Now that I'm dead
34:38Yeah
34:38Yeah
34:38Death guilty
34:39Yeah
34:40That's a straight up auntie move
34:41It is
34:42Sorry did that trigger you
34:43Sorry does that turn you on?
34:45I know
34:46I know
34:46I keep like it
34:47You're going to have a little bit of a
35:49You having fun?
35:52Yeah, I am actually.
35:53I'm having fun.
35:54You've been looking for a bag.
35:55Yeah, I'm looking as well.
35:56All right.
35:57I'm always looking.
35:57Don't worry.
36:03She's not a bad Ened in the end.
36:04Not the worst.
36:05You know what I mean?
36:09What are you looking at me for?
36:10I don't have it.
36:31I'm going to go to the bathroom, yeah?
36:59You don't have the bones to eat them.
37:02Are you fucking mad?
37:06I'm not the first family member to lose my mind.
37:10I'm not the first family member to lose my mind.
37:29Oh.
37:58Oh
38:05Hey
38:08Hey
38:08Hey
38:13Did I find it?
38:23And I just want to save what you're doing
38:25You're halfway across the world on your own
38:29It's amazing
38:30You're fearless
38:31I've always admired that about you
38:33Thanks
38:39Where are you going to live?
38:41A flat or something?
38:43Yeah, I found a place near the offices
38:44Okay, great
38:45Is it like a good neighborhood?
38:49I'm just saying a woman out there on her own
38:52I can take care of myself
38:53I know, I know, I know that your Spanish is kind of shit
38:55So you're going to need someone to...
38:56What are you doing?
38:58What am I doing?
38:59I'm looking for your passports and I'm having a little bit of a race
39:03What?
39:05Found the bag, didn't you?
39:08No
39:11What?
39:11Yeah, you did, you psycho
39:14What are you talking about?
39:15You just said passports with a fucking S
39:17Where are they?
39:18Where are they?
39:19Fine, fine, fine
39:22Oh
39:22Oliver Winthrop?
39:24Fucking Winthrop
39:25Man, and I'm the one trying to be white
39:27Yeah, I do
39:27Leave me the bag, I'll put it in the piece
39:28Back off!
39:46Hey
39:49Hey, why did you lie to me?
39:50I didn't fucking lie to you
39:51You didn't tell me you got a boyfriend, why do you think I'm here?
39:54You're the one that lied about the passports
39:56Okay
39:57Alright, then I'll be honest now
39:58I'm not here for your fucking article, okay
40:00I'm here, I'm here for you
40:01Look, I'm here for you
40:03Because I miss you
40:05I miss us
40:07Okay?
40:10I'll admit that
40:11Now
40:12Can you admit
40:14If it's really all done between us
40:16It's a little bit weird that you didn't want to tell me about your boyfriend
40:18Well, how long?
40:19A year
40:19A year?
40:20That you're moving to another country with tomorrow?
40:23I mean, there's something
40:24I got cold feet
40:26It's a fucking big decision
40:28Okay, so you got cold feet
40:29Yeah, okay
40:30But
40:31I didn't want to see him on my last night in London
40:33Am I out here running around with you?
40:35Why is that?
40:36Hmm?
40:36But he's fucking great
40:38He's really great
40:39And he loves me
40:40And he's reliable
40:41And he's there for me
40:43So, I don't know
40:45I don't know
40:56Do you want to know what it's like?
40:58Hmm?
41:00Doing the dirty work
41:04Fighting everybody
41:05And being a nobody
41:09I
41:10I
41:11I don't live with myself
41:14I live with
41:16Whoever they need me to be
41:21And if I don't know who I am
41:23It's because I feel like maybe you don't want to know
41:28Are you acting?
41:29Are you acting?
41:31No
41:32It's like
41:33Lines
41:34They are lines but the feeling is honest
41:40You're insane
41:49Please don't go
41:56Take care
41:57Okay?
42:35Thank you
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