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Ss 4 Ep 3 Invincible
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00:09I'm coming home baby now
00:12I'm coming home now right away
00:14Fucking ridiculous
00:16I'm coming home baby now
00:18I'm sorry now I ever went away
00:22Every night and day I go to sleep
00:26Why, muchas gracias, Miguel
00:30What's the point of coming to a place like this when you can't drink
00:33See, you're a destination guy
00:35Always in a rush to get somewhere you're not
00:38Me, I'm more about the journey, the vibe, the ambiance
00:44If we don't stop to smell the roses every once in a while
00:47Well then, what's the point in anything?
00:50You can't smell neither
00:53Ah, douchey
00:54If rocks could burn, you'd be on fire tonight, my friend
00:57But my point still stands
01:00What do you want, machine head?
01:02World peace, a pony, my name and lights, the list goes on
01:07Lighten up, titan
01:08You should be tap dancing your way out of bed every morning
01:11And why is that?
01:13Because you and I did the impossible
01:15We slayed the literal dragon and stole his treasure
01:19Or kingdom
01:20Or magic ring
01:22Or whatever the fuck it is dragons have
01:24I don't read a lot of fantasy
01:25Except, and I'm sorry for bearing the lead
01:29Mr. Liu couldn't even do us the basic fucking courtesy of
01:32Staying dead
01:35Bullshit
01:36I wish, my igneous friend
01:38But turns out, even a .45 caliber haircut
01:42Isn't enough to kill the old lizard
01:44I know
01:45Look at my face
01:47I'm as surprised as you are
01:51The point of all this is
01:53He's coming for you
01:54Already came for me
01:55Except the order gives me
01:56And all my fellow members
01:58Certain protections
01:59Even Liu can't chew through
02:01With his sharp little dragon teeth
02:04You know
02:05There's still an empty seat with your name on it
02:12Hmm
02:13So that's what this is about
02:16Look
02:17Let me put it this way
02:19I've got this gorgeous mosaic on the floor of my fifth bathroom
02:23Ancient Roman
02:25Or some shit like that
02:26But it's got one broken tile
02:28And every time I sit down for a deuce
02:30It drives me fucking nuts
02:32You, Titan
02:33You're like that
02:34You're my broken tile
02:36My one little piece
02:38That ain't like the others
02:39This is a chance for us to fix the picture
02:43Together
02:44And save your life doing it
02:47It just makes sense
02:49I didn't fight like hell for my own piece
02:51Just to give it back
02:53Fine
02:54Your funeral
02:55Because Liu's coming
02:57And in case you forgot
02:58He almost killed you
02:59And your little super friend
03:00In the onesie already
03:02Or was that me?
03:03I really don't remember
03:05I take my chances
03:09I'll be honest, I don't know
03:13Like I said
03:14It's not the booze I miss
03:16It's happy hour
03:25With all due respect, sir
03:27You would have done the same
03:29Yeah, but I'm not half Viltrumite, Donald
03:32I can't wreck an entire planet with my bare hands
03:34If I get in a pissy mood
03:36Mark has seemed a little more prone to
03:40Absolute solutions recently
03:41First Angstrom
03:43Then Conquest
03:46Don't
03:48Hell, didn't robots say Mark almost did in that dinosaurs guy we just locked up?
03:52Conquest and Angstrom were heat of the moment
03:54And technically
03:55They're both still alive
03:57They were warning signs, Donald
03:59But this
04:01This is a goddamn billboard
04:03And Russ was an innocent man
04:05That's different
04:06That changes things
04:09I believe Mark's still doing what he thinks is right
04:13After everything he's been through
04:14Exactly
04:16You know as well as anyone
04:18Trauma like that breaks people
04:20And the last person we need losing their shit is
04:35Working through the night again
04:39I work better in the dark
04:41You know that
04:42I know that you need to sleep
04:44There's just too much to do
04:50When are you going to admit
04:52It's not the work keeping you awake?
05:04You were all there
05:06If he had just waited another few seconds
05:09Invincible did the right thing
05:10You can't believe that
05:13Where are we at if he didn't kill Russ?
05:15The dome fails
05:16Secwids take the planet
05:17And then we fight for what?
05:19Years to take it back?
05:20If we even could?
05:22How many other people would die if that happened?
05:24The dome would have held
05:26Even you don't know that
05:28It's done, okay?
05:30And we all have to live with it
05:31So let's just hit the showers
05:33And be happy we never have to see another Secwid ever again
05:38Let me make this clear, genius
05:41Since you don't seem to understand
05:43You follow my orders
05:45Or you never go into the field again
05:48Got it?
05:49If I hadn't entered the sewers
05:52Did I ask for an excuse?
05:55Because I thought I asked if you understood
05:58But I
05:59Do you understand?
06:03Yes, I understand
06:05Good
06:09What a dick
06:12While I've happily admitted to being the cause of previous Secwid-related catastrophes
06:17I think we all agree
06:19That I had absolutely nothing to do with this particular disaster
06:24Right?
06:25Friendly and forgiving chums of mine?
06:28Never gonna happen, man
06:35Hmm
06:40Ah
06:44Oh
06:45Oh
06:46Oh, my God.
07:24Holy shit. Are you okay? Where'd it come from?
07:29It... it was inside me. I... I never even felt it.
07:34Jesus. I guess Rust didn't either.
07:38If you weren't here...
07:40I was here. It's okay. We won.
07:44No. No. We were lucky. And luck isn't a variable we can control.
07:50The Sekwits, Angstrom, Dock Seismic. We stopped them, but they always return stronger than before.
07:57We're not dealing with these threats permanently, and because of that, it's simply a matter of time before our luck
08:03runs out and they defeat us.
08:07Maybe Mark was right.
08:14Oh...
08:18Oh...
08:29Oh...
08:41Oh...
09:04What the fuck is going on?
09:26What the fuck is going on?
09:55Hey, this is Eve.
09:56Leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.
10:00Hey, Eve.
10:02I really need to talk to someone right now.
10:07Call me when you can.
10:08Love you.
10:18Hi, Mark.
10:21Um, Cecil would like a word.
10:27Please.
10:33Debbie?
10:34One sec.
10:39Oh, this place will fly off the market.
10:46When are we listing it?
10:47Tomorrow.
10:48You like it?
10:49I mean, the square footage in the location alone makes it a steal.
10:52Three bedrooms, recently remodeled, quartz countertops.
10:56Is that a double island kitchen?
10:58Didn't I just tell you how much I like those?
11:02I sell my place.
11:03You sell yours.
11:05We wouldn't even have a mortgage.
11:07I'm sure the boys would love having more space.
11:11Uh, you said you wanted to move in together.
11:14Yes, it's just...
11:16I raised Mark and Oliver in our house.
11:19I've been there almost 20 years.
11:22Maybe it's time for a change.
11:24Sleep on it.
11:26That's all I'm asking, okay?
11:37All clear.
11:38It's just standard dipshits.
11:41Daddy!
11:42Why didn't you get any ice cream?
11:45Nah, it's a little cold for ice cream, baby girl.
11:47It's never too cold for ice cream.
11:57All clear.
12:09Just let her have all that sugar, huh?
12:18Oh, shit.
12:20Y'all...
12:23Babe, she's only 10 once.
12:26That was your excuse when she was 9.
12:29Did you consider how hard it's gonna be to get her to go to sleep?
12:32It's okay, Mom.
12:34I'll sleep when I'm dead.
12:36Fiona!
12:37Where did you learn that?
12:39Daddy taught me.
12:42Okay, I didn't teach her.
12:56Take Fiona and run.
12:58Now!
13:01Mr. Liu sends his regards.
13:10Magnet attack.
13:16Hyo!
13:23Hyo!
13:26Hyo!
13:40Uh...
14:08Oh, my God.
14:16Oh
14:32What the fuck is going on
14:41With my family
15:29Hi mom what you'll be as tall as mark soon
15:36Nah, I'll be taller
15:39What's wrong we've gone through so much so quickly. I don't think I even realized it
15:45It's like I closed my eyes and you're all grown up
15:51Mom no, no, you can't squirm out of this not yet
15:59Have you seen mark today? I don't think he's home. Why I don't know
16:04He seems sad a lot of the time now or angry or both
16:08Your brother's still working through everything that's happened over the last few months. I know I just I
16:15Missed the way he was
16:21We can't fight change all of her, but we can support the ones we love as they deal with it
16:29I
16:29Know what you're gonna say Cecil, and I'm really not in the made the right choice mark. I would have
16:34done the same thing
16:37Russ Livingston was an astronaut. He knew the risks and the sequins had to be stopped at all costs
16:43Then why am I here?
16:45Because it wasn't like you it's not who you are mark
16:49Well, maybe it's who I should be
16:52If I'd actually killed angstrom the first time so many people so many families would still be alive
16:59I'll do anything to stop that from happening again. I know that's what makes you a good person mark and
17:05I want to keep you that way
17:07You wouldn't know it, but I'm not as old as I look
17:12Decisions like this they change you and not for the better
17:16It's the reason I make the calls and the guardians don't so they can sleep at night
17:22Me I gave up sleeping years ago
17:24Cecil you don't have to work for me, but when it comes to who lives or dies don't make that
17:29decision alone
17:30Let me do it or at least let me chime in for christ's sake. I'm not a kid anymore
17:37I don't need you to handle me. You're a walking nuclear bomb
17:40Mark the most powerful thing on this planet and you can't even buy a drink yet
17:45If I didn't try to handle you I wouldn't be doing my job
17:54Cover everything up and take a lunch we don't take lunch
17:58Invincible is here so cover these up and disappear for a few hours. That's an order
18:07I
18:07Know what you're thinking and you should cease thinking it cease makes you sound pompous
18:13Your lack of self-awareness is astounding
18:17My actions are my responsibility not yours and I should feel messed up after something like this
18:23But if you're worried, I'm gonna snap or something
18:26I don't think you're going to snap mark
18:27But there are emotional consequences to these kinds of decisions that I've seen eat heroes alive
18:34You don't have to talk to me. We've got people specially trained for this
18:38Not now
18:40I said
18:42Sinclair for the love of god. Will you get the fuck out of here?
18:47You
18:48Sorry, sir. I
18:50I wanted to
18:52Apologize for my
18:55Experiments
18:56For what I did to your friends and the other students
19:01I'd say it to them personally if I didn't think it would do more harm than good
19:05I know I will never be able to truly atone for what I've done
19:09And I know there's no justification for stop
19:13Stop talking
19:14I don't want to hear an apology from you. I don't want to hear anything from you ever again. Do
19:20you understand?
19:22I'm sorry
19:29Don't do that don't act like I was going to kill him
19:33Let's not pretend that thought didn't cross your mind. You hate Sinclair
19:37Shit, I'm not exactly his biggest fan
19:40But his Rhianna men are one of the greatest military inventions in human history
19:44They're already saving more lives than most heroes do their entire careers
19:48So
19:49That doesn't give him a free pass for torturing and killing people
19:53He came in here to apologize to you even after he saw what you did to russ
19:57He's just trying to make good
19:59Yeah, like he just happened to wander in here by accident while we were talking
20:03I did not plan that. I told him to fuck off to lunch
20:07Are we done?
20:08You can go whenever you
20:11I'm so sorry sir. I told Sinclair
20:14It's fine. Mark didn't go out through the ceiling so I'd call that a success
20:18Are you going to tell him about conquest?
20:20After the kid just killed someone
20:23If you want my job that badly, Donald, just ask
20:32Mark
20:33Hey, I was just
20:36What's wrong?
20:37My powers
20:39They're not just messing up anymore
20:41What?
20:42What are you talking about?
20:44I move atoms around
20:46I gather them up and swap out particles until they're whatever I need
20:50But now it's like they just they slip through my fingers
20:55I I can't link them together. I can't control them. I can't make anything
21:02Mark, I don't know what's happening
21:06I'm scared to fly
21:08We'll figure this out, okay?
21:16Rex fix monster girl's powers. Maybe he can help
21:20Oh god, it's invincible ink
21:22I I can't Eve. Not right now. Let someone else handle it
21:27Is this about your message?
21:28We should call Rex and see if he can um
21:31Mark
21:32What happened?
21:34Cecil covered it up, but
21:37to stop the Secwitz
21:38I had to
21:41I had to stop Russ
21:43Eve I um
21:46I didn't know what else to do
21:52No, this is stupid
21:53I'm supposed to be here for you right now
21:55We can be here for each other
21:59I'll call Capes
22:01Maybe they can
22:02Let me do it
22:02I can help
22:04Oliver
22:05I was already here
22:06You guys came inside
22:08But whatever it is
22:09I can do it
22:14How much does this job pay?
22:25I
22:25I shook a few trees and found Liu
22:27He's hiding on the east side in this condemned hotel
22:30He's still fucked up
22:31Probably why he sent that fridge magnet after you instead of doing it himself
22:35Once the muscle arrives
22:38We'll send a message of our own
22:41About the muscle boss
22:42Yeah, I
22:44Don't know if the kid's gonna fall for this again
22:47Nah, this is different
22:49Liu almost killed him too
22:50He'll want a rematch
22:52And if he tries to take me in afterwards
22:54Fine
22:55We got lawyers
22:57It'll be worth it to keep Vanessa and Fiona safe
23:00Or
23:00And I'm just saying
23:02We could cut our losses and
23:06Rejoin the order
23:06Did you seriously just fucking say that?
23:11You guys call Invincible Link, right?
23:14Is this Rocky Shores Incorporated?
23:29We are not charging you guys enough
23:31No Invincible, no deal
23:38Whatever he can do, I can do too
23:40Probably better even
23:42Get your feet off my desk
23:44Dad?
23:47Fiona
23:48What did I say about coming in my
23:50I'm scared
23:53It's okay, baby
23:54I'm making sure no one can ever hurt you
23:58You want my help or not?
24:02And every time I use them
24:04Whatever I make turns to goo
24:06Goo?
24:07Like this atomic sludge
24:09And then it dissolves away
24:11And now I can't even do that
24:14Vitals appear normal
24:15And initial scans show no irregularities in your brain or body chemistry
24:21Rex, I am starting to lose my mind here
24:24If we can't figure out what's wrong, then I'll
24:26We'll get to the bottom of this, I promise
24:29Amanda's condition took me almost a year to solve
24:31A year?
24:33I'm not saying it'll be
24:34No, no, I'm sorry
24:37Thank you for helping
24:40Has there been anything else out of the ordinary?
24:42Not that I can think of
24:44One second
24:46Where is that coming from?
24:54Oh, no
24:55Is that what I think it is?
25:15Ah, ooh
25:16You failed, you failed
25:18Rudolphale
25:19You failed, you failed, right?
25:26Huh?
25:28She failed, she failed, you failed
25:33She failed, I failed, she failed.
25:40Uh, uh, what I dont find at all
25:45What is that coming from here?
26:13This was some bullshit when Invisible was born.
26:15People did it, and it's even more bullshit now.
26:18We're not gonna kill anyone, right?
26:20My mom would be so mad if I did that again.
26:24Nah.
26:25We're just gonna teach someone that messing with my family has consequences.
26:29All you gotta do is follow my lead.
26:36The Flaxons have mounted three previous invasions, all within a few days of each other.
26:40But because time moves more rapidly in their dimension, they had months to learn from their mistakes.
26:46We only beat them last time because Omni-Man took the fight to their home turf.
26:49Said he convinced them to leave us alone.
26:52Guess he wasn't as convincing as he thought.
26:59Given how long has passed since their last attack, they will have had ample time to prepare for this incursion.
27:05But being in our dimension makes them grow old and die.
27:08Unless they use a gizmo or something to stop it.
27:12This is serious, Shapesmith.
27:14This is fruit punch.
27:15Would you like some?
27:17Previously, they used wearable devices to emit protective temporal fields.
27:21Initial data suggests they are using a single, more powerful emitter this time to keep us from disrupting it so
27:27easily.
27:27They're also taking prisoners, which is new for them and bad for us.
27:39Oh, I'm still a little tuckered out from yesterday's fight.
27:43We don't have Omni-Man helping out this time, so I got us someone even better.
27:53Thanks for coming, Mark.
28:02What? You want to tell them to go home?
28:04This whole thing seems pretty simple to me.
28:07Save lives.
28:10Find and destroy their emitter.
28:13Watch them get old and die.
28:39Guardians!
28:42Free those prisoners ASAP!
28:45I got them!
29:00Those were no doubt constructed to oppose your father.
29:07They have a large number of reinforcements.
29:07Be careful, Invincible.
29:16They have a large number of reinforcements.
29:21Bulletproof!
29:22Get to the prisoners.
29:23We'll look for the emitter.
29:46What's this thing even look like?
29:48A large and powerful antenna. It will be difficult to hide.
29:52Then where is it?
30:08Everybody down!
30:19Step it up. We're losing civilians to these assholes.
30:21Sir, I don't know if you noticed, Cecil, but there's a lot of them.
30:27Then quit messing around and find the goddamn emitter.
30:30Sir, exactly how many Flaxons are we up against?
30:34Thousands. And hundreds more arriving via troop carrier every minute, sir. At this rate, they'll
30:40outnumber the city's population in a few hours.
30:43Then let's make sure they don't last that long.
30:53How does your friend know this is the spot?
30:56He has his sources.
30:57You sure you trust him?
30:59No. But this is what we got.
31:25Time for reckoning, Liu.
31:28You said you weren't followed.
31:30No. No way I'm fighting him.
31:33He's like a hundred.
31:34Don't be fooled, kid.
31:37I have more than enough strength for garbage like you.
31:50Hey, he's the dragon guy?
32:17Watch yourself.
32:19That thing almost killed Invincible.
32:24That thing almost killed Invincible.
32:24I know.
32:25I know.
32:25I know.
32:25I know.
32:53i know.
32:54We got rid of him, too.
33:05I guess he can have been injured.
33:05I agree.
33:05Oh, my God.
33:33Oliver? How's it going on the job?
33:36I'm biting a dragon!
33:37What?
33:38It's that old guy you and Mark talked about.
33:41He's not dead.
33:43He's here!
33:48And he's really pissed off!
33:52Call Mark.
33:53I need help.
33:58Mark's busy.
34:00Forget the job and get out of there!
34:07You guys really can't prepare this time, huh?
34:28I think the worst time to do a juice cleanse.
34:30We can't break through!
34:33We have to!
34:34They're still taking prisoners!
34:47Somebody help Monster Girl!
34:50Already on it!
35:01Didn't question that order, huh?
35:04I've scanned the entire battlefield but cannot locate the emitter.
35:08Yet, it must be here somewhere.
35:10If that was my one weakness, I'd hide it pretty well.
35:15Indeed.
35:20Do you trust me?
35:21You know the answer to that.
35:24Everyone, cover us.
35:29You heard him!
35:53You're on your own from here!
35:55Give up hell!
35:56Give up hell!
36:09tell me robots not that stupid robot don't even think about going into that thing i'm sorry cecil
36:18it's the only way wait
36:40i was right free as many prisoners as you can while i disable the emitter
36:45way ahead of you
36:50to the portal
36:57uh
37:04uh
37:04uh
37:04uh
37:04uh
37:04uh
37:10uh
37:19uh
37:19uh
37:19uh
37:19uh
37:19uh
37:19uh
37:25uh
37:29uh
37:30uh
37:36uh
37:41uh
37:41uh
37:41uh
37:41uh
37:43uh
38:02finally
38:05go
38:06back through the portal
38:11time to go rex
38:14rex
38:21what
38:26what
38:32see
38:33simple
38:38good work team
38:39anyone have eyes on monster girl or robot
38:42guardians
38:42we cannot stop here
38:44we must defeat the flaxons once and for all in their own dimension
38:48if we allow them to return they will not fail next time
38:52makes sense to me let's go
38:55no stop that's an order
38:59no stop
39:00sorry cecil
39:00some orders you just can't follow
39:07no
39:08no
39:27who
39:39what are we standing around for can we just open a portal of our own
39:42what are we standing around for can we just open a portal of our own
39:43can we just open a portal of our own you don't think we've been trying to do that since the
39:45first time these assholes visited us
39:50Fuck
39:55Eve
39:58I thought you wanted to fight
40:00All you've done is hide
40:04Ouch
40:26Pay attention, boy
40:28Maybe you'll learn something before you die
40:40You're supposed to be dead
40:44Oliver
40:49Why didn't you run?
40:51I didn't want to do a bad job for you and Eve
41:01Are you okay?
41:02Yeah, let's kick his ass
41:04Crazy animal, crazy
41:06Crazy animal, crazy
41:20Crazy
41:43Where's my body?
42:14This isn't over!
42:17You!
42:18Hey, hero!
42:22You do not mess with my family!
42:25I was trying to save mine!
42:33Stop.
42:36Stop.
42:38Please.
42:49We're done here.
43:09Ow!
43:11Mom, I'm okay.
43:13Just let me finish.
43:14I bet this is a you should have seen the other guy's situation, huh?
43:19The other guy was a dragon.
43:24Ah, yes.
43:27Rex didn't have an answer for me, but he promised he'd find out.
43:33I can't believe he and Amanda are just gone.
43:37They'll find a way home, and we'll figure out what's wrong with your powers.
43:40Get Cecil's people on it if we have to.
43:43Are you okay?
43:47It almost happened again.
43:52I know.
43:54I know.
43:55Our meetings are normally a bit of a snoozefest, but boy do we have a surprise today.
44:01Criminals, freaks, insects, and whatever the fuck some of you are, put your hands together
44:07for my good friend and yours, TITAN!
44:14He's finally come around and is bringing himself and his little slice of paradise into
44:19da club.
44:21Now obviously, there's some history between us, but we all know once you're a member
44:26of the order, you're a member of the order and we don't fuck with each other.
44:30So it's all water under the bridge, kumbaya, and all that hippy-dippy bullshit.
44:34Let's make one thing clear.
44:37The only reason I'm here is-
44:39Hold the presses!
44:42How could I be so stupid?
44:44I almost forgot.
44:45We actually have two new members joining today.
44:47Turns out, there's another guy a bit skittish about people trying to cut his throat.
45:01Sorry boss, it just makes sense, you know, for everyone.
45:06Looks like we both got played.
45:08It appears so.
45:11Man, it's so good to have the family back together.
45:16It makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.
45:19Holidays were just never the same when you kids were fighting.
45:23Now back to the business of making so much money, it's fucking ridiculous!
45:30Jealous!
45:53Eve?
45:57everything all right everything's uh i'll come back to bed in a minute okay
46:27so
47:22We'll see you next time.
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