00:04Don't worry cowboy, I'll let you live, but it will be worse, it will be worse because
00:20I'll be all around you, far into the desert, in everything you hear, my name will be there.
00:31In everything you see, my name will be there.
00:37In the whispering wind, my name will be there.
00:41Under each heavy footstep you take, is my name.
00:46My name will be that wall you endlessly run into.
00:55And you'll be afraid cowboy, afraid even of your shadow.
01:01There you go.
01:02There you go.
01:18There you go.
01:30You don't have to worry about it.
01:31I could be here for you.
01:32I can't.
01:46Ah!
01:48Ah!
01:49Ah!
01:50Ah!
01:51Ah!
01:52Ah!
01:52Ah!
01:53Ah!
02:05Lincoln's convoy passed through here.
02:08Not far from where we used to live.
02:13You okay?
02:15I'm doing well. Why?
02:16Well, we're going to have to face the man who almost killed you.
02:18It's more like he's going to have to face us.
02:21Okay, so here we are.
02:24I'm being serious and you're acting all tough.
02:25Well, of course I am because we're three against one.
02:28And together we're stronger.
02:30I'm so scared something will happen to you.
03:01I'm so scared.
03:02I'm so scared.
03:15it's the convoy looks like they're boxed in
03:20look at the soldiers on the ground the bodies with the gray and red uniforms are sentinels
03:23the president's personal guard you're obviously blindsided
03:30in everything you hear in everything you see my name will be there
03:37hey analysis of the situation okay uphill there are shooters hiding in the rocks and downhill
03:44the wagons have been blown up but no cannon fire so either they're out of artillery or they've been
03:50sabotaged like that one did you hear that cracking it's a sharps 59 it's coming from the wagons
04:00there's a sniper keeping the enemy in check with all the sentinels that have fallen
04:03you won't hold that long in other words we need to figure out how to cross a 300 yard open
04:09field
04:09with a bunch of heavily armed trigger-happy idiots watching us
04:12yeah we're gonna need a battle plan that's daring imprudent suicidal stupid then stupid
04:44stupid
04:45stupid
05:00What? Sorry, but in the odyssey it worked and Ulysses hid under the sheep's bellies.
05:04No problem. Bushes don't walk!
05:05What was your idea? You drew a blank.
05:15Beats fire!
05:20I surrender! No more lives!
05:25Do you hear me? I surrender!
05:29But my Winchester doesn't!
05:34It's the president.
05:40Move it! Hurry up!
05:47Hurry!
05:49Ah! Woo!
05:51Hell of a change from Cox!
05:57They should leave us alone for a while.
06:00Abraham Lincoln, 16th president of the United States, ready to serve.
06:05I'm so happy to see you, Luke. How long has it been?
06:07Almost three years, Mr. President.
06:08That's so funny. I was thinking of old friends and how I should invite them to Washington and pal.
06:13Here we are together under siege in New Mexico.
06:15We'll talk about kismet.
06:16We're not here by chance, Mr. President.
06:19What do you mean?
06:24There's gonna be a coup?
06:25Come on, we just won the election!
06:27Really, these guys have no patience.
06:28No, but they do have guns, Mr. President.
06:30So we're here to rescue you.
06:32Oh, is that why you brought your team?
06:33Now I get it.
06:35Between us, the lonesome cowboy,
06:37who doesn't wash, talk, or smile.
06:39A bit outdated and cliché, if you know what I mean.
06:41Does make me sad, though.
06:43Are your defenses strong?
06:44Yes.
06:45Of course.
06:46At least so far.
06:47They attacked us by surprise, but my men fought tooth and nail.
06:50I sent a fireteam behind enemy lines to neutralize their cannons.
06:54The mission must have been successful, otherwise they would have wiped us out.
06:57But none of them came back alive.
06:59Ever since then, we've held on.
07:01Did you try to escape?
07:02Of course, but from above, they've got us surrounded on all three sides.
07:05And ever since they captured our wagon over there, they've closed our rear flank.
07:08Okay, we're surrounded.
07:10However, luckily, we have an excellent sniper to keep the enemy in check.
07:17Me.
07:30I've always been a Wild West man at heart.
07:32I can feel it in my bones.
07:33It awakens something in me.
07:34I feel so much more alive.
07:36And if there's one thing that I've learned so far is that the river rat needs to come home right
07:41now.
07:44The river rat needs to come home right now.
07:47The river rat can right now?
07:49It's a code.
07:50I sent him to retrieve the ammo off the bodies.
07:53River rat, Bambini!
07:54I mean Corporal Bambini!
07:56Come back!
07:56Right away!
07:58Impossible!
07:59What do you mean impossible?
08:00What's wrong with you?
08:02What are you waiting for, Bambini?
08:04For Congress to pass a law against lazy asses?
08:07It's an end!
08:08Look over there.
08:12It must be one of the men I sent to sabotage the cannons over there.
08:22Come on, hurry up!
08:26That's all?
08:27How many are there?
08:2937.
08:30Count them again.
08:36I lost hope, Sergeant.
08:39Fierce, Mr. President.
08:47I'm the only survivor.
08:49It's as bad as Gettysburg.
08:50It's not a pretty sight.
08:53Permission to resupply and go back and fight, Mr. President.
08:56All their cannons are destroyed, but they still have shooters.
08:59Nice work, Sergeant.
09:00Come on.
09:01Hey, on the other side of the lines.
09:03Did you see where the enemy was hiding?
09:05Yeah.
09:06Why?
09:07Because we're going to need you.
09:15Well, we don't have enough bullets to hold them off.
09:17Oh, well, Bambini can always go and find some.
09:20That won't help in the long run.
09:22Mr. President, we have to attempt a breakout.
09:24You want us to flee?
09:25Like Southerners?
09:26I don't take sides, Mr. President.
09:28I take action.
09:30This is the rallying point.
09:32We are in the middle.
09:34The enemy is here and here.
09:37Because you already eliminated 23 of their men, they will have to redeploy.
09:41He's right.
09:42Thanks to the President's sharpshooting on their left flank, they all rallied here and found shelter on the higher ground.
09:50Which means that by crossing both of their firing angles...
09:56Now there's a blind spot.
09:58But the last 10 yards before the rallying point is exposed to rain.
10:01Which means we'll die.
10:05Unless, of course, we could cover our entire bodies with metal plates.
10:09Look at these.
10:09They put a bunch of these all over the wagons.
10:12We'll slide these under our clothes to protect us.
10:14We're going to destroy them.
10:17Mr. President, with all due respect to you, I honestly doubt that we'll ever work...
10:21Well, if push comes to shove, it fails.
10:22We run away.
10:23Z wins.
10:24The system collapses.
10:25She kills people and makes Bambini her toy.
10:27Wait, what?
10:28No, why would I become her toy?
10:29And as for me, I'll fect my own death.
10:32Then I'll come join your little team.
10:34Then, all together, we can go to the plains of South Dakota.
10:38Just a bunch of outlaws hunting outlaws, tracking men and rewards.
10:41The renegades.
10:43Okay.
10:44Or we evacuate in two separate groups.
10:46You three go with Pierce and Bambini to find reinforcements.
10:49They've already crossed enemy lines.
10:50They'll be able to guide you.
10:51The men and I will create a diversion to fool them.
10:54They'll concentrate their gunfire on us so you can escape.
10:56We'll hold them for as long as necessary.
11:01Let's go.
11:02Let's go.
11:14You can't stay here.
11:16I mean, we need you.
11:17With us.
11:19Right now, they need my help here.
11:20What if something goes wrong?
11:25I've got things to tell you.
11:26Well, one more reason to save the country and its freedom of speech.
11:34Don't worry.
11:45You'll take care of the girls.
11:47I mean, all of them.
11:51Everyone.
11:52Everyone.
12:05Hey, you okay?
12:06No.
12:09For courage.
12:17Mr. President, would you like some?
12:21Just a second.
12:23Can I try?
12:33I know that smell.
12:34And I know you.
12:36It's chloroform.
12:38It's chloro-what?
12:42What the hell's going on, Pierce?
12:43That's not Pierce.
12:45He took the uniform off his dead body.
12:48But he forgot this little detail.
12:52The red badge of courage.
12:54It's for those who fought in Pittsburgh.
12:56Except he couldn't have been there.
12:58It happened on the same day as the worst battle he ever saw.
13:01Gettysburg.
13:02Almost 200 miles from Pittsburgh.
13:05Sentinels!
13:22Nah!ברים!
13:24I love
13:25you. I love
13:29you. I need
13:31me. I'm
13:32great and I'm applause. I love
13:35you. I love
13:35you, الأtura. I love
13:36I don't know.
14:13I don't know.
14:52I've been waiting for your signal.
15:22I've been waiting for your signal.
15:53I've been waiting for your signal.
16:18I put you all the way over here so you can enjoy the scent of the pine trees.
16:23It's impressive how smells can bring back memories.
16:26As I recall, we're not far away.
16:29It's like coming home.
16:31You can smell gunpowder, fear, blood.
16:44Hey, look at me when I'm talking to you.
16:47So, look at the one who spared your life, when he could have easily killed you instead.
17:21It's time for you to sign.
17:22You're fine, Lincoln.
17:23Eight letters, one period, and it's over.
17:33You really think I'm going to hand you over New Mexico?
17:35Yes, and in all legality.
17:37A first step in renewing the United States.
17:39We're plunging into chaos?
17:41How dare you mention chaos.
17:42When you've destroyed all our values, you promised everything to the people, including freedom
17:47to all, freedom to speak, think, and own land.
17:49That's not what the people need.
17:51All they need is order and rules to follow, to know where their place is.
17:54So I'll make sure it all gets restored.
17:56I'll empathy and progress, even your pathetic abolition.
17:59I'll dismantle everything.
18:00Yeah, great fantasy you've got there.
18:03How many men do you have left?
18:05Four.
18:07That's the exact number of times I'll politely ask.
18:09And I politely ask you to fuck off now.
18:16One down, and next will be your private, and I'll rip his eyes out.
18:20After that, your corporal.
18:21Not her toy.
18:23Not her toy.
18:38I'll sign.
18:43I'll sign.
18:57I'll sign.
18:58This is bad.
19:20Why are you smiling?
19:21I just located my finger.
19:23And that makes you smile?
19:26Yeah, it's the right one.
19:34Thank you for such a presidential gesture.
19:36And God bless America.
19:37My dad will bless your America.
19:41Maybe you should ask him for me.
20:05Long live the state of New New Mexico!
20:10This is the start of a new era.
20:14Finally, we have obtained what we wanted.
20:20Go, go, go!
20:21Please!
20:26The Declaration!
20:28Chase stole my Declaration!
20:32Come on, guys!
20:33Let's hunt her down!
20:35Come on, guys!
20:36Is that shit?
20:38Go, go!
20:39Go, go, go!
20:40Go, go!
21:03You have to save our Louise.
21:58You have to save your life.
22:04I'm
22:07I'm
22:10I'm
22:11I'm
22:15I'm
22:27I'm
22:28I'm
22:29I'm
22:36I'm
22:37I'm
22:37Mr. President
22:43Wow
22:44Now that's what you call protection
23:05I'm
23:07I'm
23:17Give a
23:17I'm
23:17I'm
23:17I'm
23:18I'm
23:38Help, help, let me go, no, I don't want to go, help, help, help.
24:10No sudden moves, gun in your holster, my trigger finger is twitching.
24:23Shoot!
24:33Look at his hand, he won't, he's afraid he'll miss.
24:38He also knows I'm a quicker draw than him.
24:47In order not to tremble you must have a heart of stone.
24:51But you decided to let them back into your life.
24:58Now you're paralyzed.
25:01You won't be able to save her.
25:02Yes you will!
25:04Shoot!
25:18Do you hear it coming, Luke?
25:23The miracle?
25:26It's that special moment when lightning strikes the same place where it did before.
25:34Today's second lesson is, in the west.
25:37If someone wears sleeves, it's not because they're cold.
25:40It's to hide the cards.
25:52Do you see Luke?
25:53He's a cheater!
25:54That's what makes him quicker!
25:58That's what makes him quicker!
26:15It's a cheater!
26:20You're done!
26:21You're done!
26:21You're done!
26:22You're done!
26:24You're done!
26:25That's right, Lexi!
26:26You're done!
26:28You're done!
26:29If someone has changed you, they're back to his mind.
26:51Oh
26:59Oh
27:48I told you I'd kill you
28:09I wanted to know what it felt like to be the real calamity
28:17Legends are sometimes written in the present
28:19I myself had the privilege of witnessing it today
28:22And in this battle that took place
28:25Between darkness and democracy
28:27Darkness almost won
28:30That was without counting on our saviors
28:32Those stars that show us the light and the darkness
28:35It's with deep emotion that I acknowledge today
28:38The courage, the inner strength and selflessness
28:41One of our most remarkable figures
28:43A true hero from the Wild West
28:46Someone who
28:48I must admit
28:49I've always been a fan of
28:50The one and only Calamity Jane
29:09Mr. President, this is an honor
29:14Excuse me, sorry
29:15Do you mind holding this morning, please?
29:17Thank you
29:19What are you doing here?
29:20Oh, well, I'm here with Mrs. Jane for her book
29:23What do you mean?
29:23She didn't mention it?
29:25We're relaunching the franchise as a photo note
29:26Calamity Jane, volume three
29:28Title's mine
29:29Real feats caught in the act
29:31There's action and emotion
29:32100% authentic
29:33She told me the whole story
29:34Like earlier in the forest
29:36When she took on 32 desperados
29:38Before saving you all
29:39Thank goodness she was there
29:44Well, then, um
29:46Did she save us to save us
29:47Or for her book, then?
29:50Muybridge
29:51Photograph
29:53Find your places, please
29:55Are you ready, Mr. President?
30:00Stand still
30:24That was really super intense
30:27We said a lot of things
30:31And we avoided saying a lot of things
30:35This means you'll be leaving, am I right?
30:39Come on, Muybridge, we're out of here
30:41I've got work to do
30:42Coming, coming
30:43Joe's on the run again
30:44He robbed Marshall City
30:45You know him
30:47While he was playing Marshall
30:48Protecting the bank
30:48He ended up robbing the bank
30:54Okay
30:54I think I have everything
30:56Nope, hold on
30:57I'm sorry
30:58Miss, over there
30:59What's your name?
31:01Me?
31:02Yes, you
31:03What's your name?
31:04It's for the book
31:05Your name is Louise
31:06Peace
31:07Thank you
31:08Thank you
31:40Lucky.
31:46Her name's Lucky Louise.
31:56Lucky.
31:57Lucky.
32:09Lucky.
32:11Lucky.
32:14Lucky.
32:15Lucky.
32:15On three.
32:16One, two...
32:18...
32:21...
32:28...
32:34Thank you very much for watching.
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