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00:01How are you doing?
00:04Here are some clothes.
00:07This is a thing.
00:08I don't know how people do it.
00:09I didn't think you could.
00:14I'll bring you to the table for the price.
00:18I'll take the price of you and I'll take the price of you.
00:23I'm going to take the price of you.
00:23This is the same.
00:25We're taking the price of you.
00:26What
00:33Yeah, I'll get a white face a place for
00:42Ten minutes, thanks, and I get a medium meat feast
00:56Ten minutes
01:19Sorry about the
01:22Sorry?
01:23Sorry about the jumping in
01:26Is that okay?
01:27I feel terrible
01:31I've been waiting for a while
01:33Oh, I know, yeah
01:34Ages
01:36There was a guy in front of that woman
01:37No, I know
01:39It's hard
01:49Thank God you said something
01:52Sorry?
01:53Thank God you said something
01:55Or you'd have to wait another 15 seconds while I put in my order
02:03Is this a thing?
02:05Who the fuck are you?
02:06Being pushed in front of is it triggering?
02:08Is it crucial to your self esteem?
02:10It's important to you as a man that someone doesn't jump in front of you in a queue for a
02:14fucking pizza
02:15Are you looking?
02:16Are you looking?
02:16Go ahead
02:19She's going ahead, isn't it?
02:22She's a fucking dude, got it
02:25I don't know
02:26Hi
02:26Hi
02:26You good?
02:28Yeah, are you?
02:29Yeah
02:31Great
02:32Yeah, I do
02:33Yeah
02:36Good journey?
02:51Yeah
02:52Yeah, no, how was yours?
03:16Guys
03:19Yep, sorry
03:21Sorry
03:22Sorry
03:22Sorry
03:23Sorry
03:37No
03:38No
03:38No
03:38No
03:38No
03:38No
03:46No
03:48No
03:51No
03:54No
03:55No
03:55No
03:58No
03:58No
03:59No
04:11Woo
04:12You alright?
04:13Oh, God.
04:15What?
04:16This is the bit where you take the fact that we've had a nice day as two human beings
04:21and you turn it all into something sexual.
04:25Because it's the only way you can be women and your diseased little mind.
04:31Am I wrong?
04:32No, my mind's completely diseased right now.
04:34Oh, my mind's fucking rancid.
04:37Oh, all I can think of is taking you home, undressing you, touching you.
04:46Is that romantic or really fucking creepy?
04:50Oh, it's creepy. It's definitely creepy.
04:53Oh, it's such a fine line.
04:58Hey.
05:00Hi.
05:01Hi.
05:02Hi.
05:02Hi.
05:03Hi.
05:04Oh, I'm sorry we're late being a bit of a thing.
05:07Hi, Molly.
05:08Oh, I like your elephants.
05:10Say hello.
05:12I'll show you some more.
05:13Oh, good.
05:15Yeah, sure.
05:27You know I'm in love with you, huh?
05:29Come on.
05:31You've been in love with me for weeks.
05:33Heh, heh, heh.
05:37Now, each one bursts like a volcano.
05:43This is nowhere else for this love to kill.
05:50Hey!
05:50Hey!
05:51Hey!
05:52Hey!
05:52Hey!
05:54Hey!
05:56Hey!
06:02Hey!
06:03What's wrong to have an erection in front of all these people?
06:06You don't know what it's like down there.
06:11What can I get you?
06:13Um...
06:22And the...
06:23Hormones?
06:24Normal.
06:25All normal.
06:26Everything was normal.
06:28But...
06:29Do us talk about...
06:30Maybe, like, a chromosome or...
06:32Yep.
06:33It was all normal.
06:34Everything was normal.
06:35It was all what we would hope to see.
06:40So, the good news is there's nothing wrong.
06:46I know it can seem a bit disappointing having spent all this money on tests for what might feel like
06:50no reason.
06:52But what you do have now is peace of mind.
06:56You can walk away from here knowing you're both, in terms of reproduction at least, you're both completely healthy.
07:03A lot of the people I see in here would love to receive these results.
07:12So where...
07:15Why do our babies keep dying?
07:19I don't know.
07:29I don't know.
07:29I've just arrived.
07:30Can you hear me?
07:32Oh, my God.
07:34Headhunted.
07:40Headhunted, though.
07:41So, um...
07:41Will you get a raise?
07:42I'm...
07:42I'm literally coming in now.
07:44Will you get a raise?
07:47Will you get a raise?
07:50Singapore.
07:52Well...
07:53What about from the blue?
08:01And I couldn't quite...
08:04What was it?
08:05You'll be Vice President of Acquisitions and...
08:16I couldn't quite get what everyone was saying.
08:19Er, so you...
08:20What was it?
08:21Er...
08:22You'll be Vice President of...
08:23Was it Acquisitions or...
08:31Do you want me to unlock it?
08:32Yeah.
08:32Mm.
08:54Do you want me to unlock it?
09:00Yeah.
09:06Mm.
09:10Mm.
09:12Mm.
09:12Mm.
09:14Mm.
09:14Mm.
09:17Mm.
09:20Mm.
09:34I've always liked the idea of getting away, fresh start, meet new people, make new friends.
09:46Sometimes in life it's hard to break free from your, um, past.
09:57Now me and Lisa are getting married.
10:03Would you be the best man?
10:06Best man?
10:09Obviously all the people I actually want you to be the best man.
10:11Turn you down.
10:13Bottom of the barrel.
10:16Shall I take these over?
10:17Yeah, yeah, thanks mate.
10:19And four pints of Peroni.
10:21No, that'd be great.
10:22Thanks.
10:25No, I'll do a nice speech, do it properly.
10:28Explain.
10:29Say something nice about you, at least, about your relationship.
10:36What do you know about relationships?
10:39Right.
10:43Yeah, thanks mate.
10:45No, no, no, no, thanks mate.
10:56You got lost yet?
10:59I got lost yet.
10:59You got lost yet.
11:01I'm going to swim swimming lessons on Saturday morning.
11:04Time out, time out, time out.
11:05Good since we have something.
11:12Yeah, I'll be right there.
11:16Come on, let's go.
11:18Come on, let's go.
11:18You're good.
11:19Come on.
11:20Come on.
11:21Come on.
11:21Come on.
11:24Come on, let's go.
11:25Come on.
11:25Come on, let's go.
11:31Six, seven years since Nicola changed her nappy.
11:34And six years of sleep.
11:36Oh, sleep, I remember that.
11:37Is that where you put your head on a bit?
11:40And you stay there all night, yeah.
11:41Wake up in the morning completely refreshed.
11:44Yeah, I've got a vague memory of that.
11:48No, go back and eat your dinner.
11:49No, I said no.
11:51I'm going to write a memoir of motherhood called
11:53How Is It Only Midday.
11:57So imagine having a baby long now.
11:59Well, Ian would have a few questions to ask.
12:01Is that the old...
12:07Sorry.
12:08Oh, if you knew Ian...
12:12Oh, just take my phone.
12:16Jesus, Mummy's trying to eat.
12:17Is Mummy allowed to eat?
12:19Honestly, she kills me.
12:25Oh, I bet that's my pleasure.
12:34Hey.
12:36Hi.
12:39Congratulations.
12:40I be Alex.
12:41Oh, thank you.
12:46I was sorry to hear about your loss.
12:49My loss?
12:50What that is?
12:53I see.
12:53Yeah, right.
12:54I thought you meant my wallet or something.
12:56I thought you meant my wallet or my phone or something.
12:59I was like, what?
13:01They're my pockets, aren't they?
13:04Yeah.
13:05No, thanks.
13:06Yeah.
13:07All good.
13:08All good.
13:09Here's what it is, mate.
13:19Thanks for coming.
13:21Yeah.
13:22No, it's great to be here.
13:25How have you been?
13:27How have you been more like?
13:29Sleeping?
13:30Well, sleep's been...
13:33It's not been great, to be honest.
13:36Oh, dear.
13:36I've always been doing bedtime, but it's me who's got to get up in the night and whop it
13:41out, whack it in its house.
13:44Alex is so gorgeous.
13:46You should see him at three in the morning.
13:52I've got my latch sorted.
13:54Oh, great.
13:54Yes.
13:55That is a big relief.
13:56Yeah.
13:57Hey.
13:59Thanks for coming.
14:00Oh, nice.
14:02Great to be here.
14:02I just wanted to say how sorry I am for your loss.
14:09My loss, what are they?
14:14Sorry, I thought you meant a wallet or something.
14:17What is it, loss?
14:18I was like, what have I lost?
14:19I've got my phone, I've got my case.
14:23Oh, God, yeah.
14:25Thanks, yeah.
14:26It's all good.
14:28It's all good.
14:31It is what it is.
14:46I think you need to find a way to talk about it.
14:52Because all that...
14:54I've lost my wallet stuff.
14:59I mean...
15:00What the fuck?
15:05I was...
15:06trying to slightly deflect.
15:09It was incredibly subtle.
15:13Actually...
15:14when I think of it,
15:16very...
15:17very convincing.
15:23Don't.
15:32It's okay.
15:35It's okay.
15:36It's okay.
15:52It's a bit of me that wants Alex to die.
16:01A baby.
16:07You want Nicola's baby today?
16:11A little bit.
16:26Jesus.
16:36It's so dark.
16:42Yeah, it's really dark.
17:05Can I do it with me?
17:11Or can I literally grab my toothbrush?
17:18Yeah.
17:21Do you know about gut bacteria?
17:25Do you know about gut bacteria?
17:27Yep, everyone does.
17:28You have all this bacteria in your guts, apparently, and...
17:32Yeah, I know.
17:33I said I know.
17:34I don't know the ins and outs, but...
17:39Apparently, there's some bacteria that can actually be good for you.
17:41Yep.
17:44Sorry.
17:44No.
17:45Don't know which room we're in.
17:47Oh.
17:48Ah, no.
17:49Good point.
17:49I could check with Marvin.
17:51Oh, call him.
17:51I can call him.
18:01Rose.
18:02Which was why we said at the time it was a reliable fund.
18:05The growth was steady for many years.
18:07It was many years, wasn't it?
18:09Yeah.
18:1012 years of steady growth.
18:12And I don't know if you remember, but I'm sure you do.
18:17As a team, we forecasted growth in that fund of 2.5 in year one, then three, then 2.1.
18:25And what's actually coming in now is actually we're not seeing that.
18:32Though the future is still open to debate.
18:34Yeah.
18:34Well, the future is always open for debate.
18:36It's the future.
18:38It wasn't what I was saying, but okay.
18:40But yes, what we are now forecasting for year one is...
18:47Have you got the figures there?
18:49We've both got the figures.
18:51Do you want to...?
18:52You carry on.
18:54Yeah.
18:56It's actually a shrinkage, in fact, of 0.4.
19:07Okay.
19:13Okay.
19:16Okay.
19:19Okay.
19:26Okay.
19:32Okay.
19:39Okay.
19:41Okay.
19:44Okay.
19:44Okay, let's see.
20:06Let me know...
20:16You probably can't sleep or something.
20:42Do you mind if I move this?
20:44Yeah, you're free.
20:45Sorry.
20:46Thanks.
20:50Oh, thank you.
20:52Sorry.
20:53Sorry.
21:07How long have you been saying?
21:09Yes.
21:18I'm really trying not to put any pressure on you.
21:24All I need is for you to get it hard, get it in me and ejaculate.
21:28That's literally it.
21:31Just get it in me and ejaculate.
21:36I don't need it to be enjoyable.
21:41I just need you to ejaculate.
21:44Shut your eyes.
21:46They are.
21:47Shut your eyes.
21:49They are shut.
21:50Shut them.
21:51I can't.
21:52I've got this left.
21:53Show your stupid eyes.
21:54I don't want you to see in the dress.
22:03They're so annoying.
22:04It's not even funny anymore.
22:06Keep them shut now.
22:11Keep them shut.
22:23She's done a roast.
22:26She spends ages on you.
22:29She seasons the meat night before.
22:31How does it all day in a slow cooker?
22:32Yeah, no, I know how your mum makes a roast.
22:35I've spent like six years now hearing all about how your mum puts the meat in the slow cooker.
22:40Do you know she grows her own carrots?
22:42Here he is.
22:43Oh no, go away.
22:45Let's talk of a roast.
22:46Oh, typical.
22:48Thanks, son.
22:50Here they are.
22:51They want feeding.
22:54Well, there's plenty of food.
22:56I've done a roast.
22:57I'm just going to pop upstairs.
22:59Okay enough.
23:00Too much information.
23:23Are you in there?
23:30Yeah.
23:33You okay?
23:37Yep.
23:43Everything will be okay.
23:45I just know it will.
23:48I can't say how I know.
23:50I just know.
23:52Does that make sense?
23:53Does that make sense?
23:56Yep.
23:58Just have this, like...
24:01Do you want to let me in?
24:13Come on now.
24:14Just have a chat.
24:16Just go downstairs and have a chat.
24:30She's dishing it out.
24:31Yeah, I don't give a fuck.
24:32Where are you going to go?
24:32She's done making cheese.
24:34I need to fucking leave.
24:43I didn't say anything.
24:44Don't talk to me when I am cleaning on...
24:47You spoke to her.
24:48...annoying cupboard in the entire house.
24:51How is this my fault?
25:02Okay.
25:04My parents...
25:07Okay.
25:08My parents are really positive, calm, constructive people.
25:13I don't really like that.
25:15It's what we need.
25:17They're not like...
25:19Yeah, I don't know.
25:21They're not like what?
25:24Of this.
25:25Well, you're obviously going to say something.
25:31You know, your parents can be a bit like...
25:35I don't just mean your parents.
25:39Your dad's...
25:40All serious.
25:42Your mum's...
25:43Your mum.
25:45There's a reason you haven't told them about the losses.
25:47They won't be able to deal with it.
25:49I think you guys are dealing with it really well.
25:53Okay, let's stop this before it becomes something we've done when it's begun.
25:58Really?
26:01We're just going to stand here,
26:02pretend it's okay for people to go on about some fucking inkling when we're fucking...
26:11Okay.
26:17It's not your mum that ought to have a dead fetus sucked out of her.
26:22So you stand there talking all smiling like a pair of fucking idiots and they know fuck all.
26:26They know fuck all.
26:34I didn't mean your parents are idiots.
26:37I just meant...
26:38The whole thing is idiotic.
26:50I didn't mean they're idiots.
26:52Is that okay?
26:53Sorry.
26:54Oh, it's fine.
27:01They're doing their best.
27:03I think they just don't know what to say.
27:05Well, that's like...
27:07Yeah.
27:09What is there to say?
27:10Oh, yeah.
27:13Sorry.
27:14Oh, mum.
27:15They're just...
27:16They're just...
27:16No.
27:17How'd you end up like that in vain?
27:23Are you okay?
27:26Yeah, no, fine.
27:27I just...
27:31Do you mind if I say something?
27:33Of course, yeah.
27:37I have to say this, okay, because...
27:40I love you.
27:42I want to look after you.
27:45It's my job to be the person to say this, yeah, but...
27:50You're not thinking straight.
27:57Am I not?
28:01No.
28:05Sorry.
28:10Don't let's be sorry.
28:12You mean...
28:13I lost three babies, and I'm not thinking straight?
28:27Oh, my God.
28:27I'm such a clutz.
28:29Sorry, I'm so harebrained.
28:33I can't think straight in my silly little girl head, because my ditzy little womb keeps evacuating babies.
28:39Of course, I'm not thinking straight.
28:42I had one baby ripped out of me, and another two pouring down my legs.
28:46Why do you expect me to think straight?
28:48How can you think straight?
28:53We had three babies growing inside me, and they all died.
28:57One of them was ripped out of me by some procedure that I don't even want to think about,
29:00and we watched the other two gush down the toilet.
29:03You know what?
29:03You think straight about that.
29:06Jesus, fuck.
29:07Fuck.
29:11Fuck.
29:18Fuck.
29:21Fuck.
29:28Fuck.
29:32Fuck.
29:34Fuck.
29:35Fuck.
29:36Fuck.
29:38Fuck.
29:39Fuck.
29:55I think the difference is
29:58I'm able to rationalise it
30:00I know you're not
30:03Okay
30:05I am
30:06You can't rationalise it
30:09But you're pregnant three times and they all die
30:12You can rationalise that
30:15Yeah
30:17Fuck off
30:18I can rationalise it
30:19Of course you can't
30:21I can rationalise it
30:22I can make sense of it
30:24In my brain
30:26Which means I'm able to
30:28Manage my emotional reaction to it
30:30Without having to
30:33Go on about it to everyone
30:42Okay
30:53Rationalise it then
30:55Go on
30:57Rationalise it because
30:58I love rational
31:00Rational's fucking excellent
31:01I'd love to find a way to make this all feel fucking rational
31:10You have to think of this
31:13Within its place
31:14Within the cosmos
31:22Fuck off
31:23No sorry
31:25Go on
31:26Tell me how this all fits within the cosmos
31:29It sounds fantastic
31:30Okay fuck off
31:31No go on sorry please
31:32Rationalise
31:34Rationalise
31:35Rationalise away
31:35You were saying the cosmos
31:43We're just people
31:45You know
31:49Really?
31:54Okay
31:55Wow
31:56You thought of that yourself
32:00Wow this is like
32:03This is life changing
32:04Why didn't you tell me this sooner
32:07You need to write this down
32:08Because you know
32:08The whole cosmos thing
32:09Is really deep
32:10That's like
32:11That's the sort of thing
32:12Clever people say
32:13Who cares
32:14About the children dying
32:15In my stomach
32:16Are all just part of the cosmos
32:21Cosmos
32:22Oh come on
32:22That's hilarious
32:25You know that's funny
32:29You've been listening to a podcast
32:31You just fuck off
32:33Seriously
32:34It's fucking rude
32:35Fuck you
32:35Yeah okay
32:36Don't call me fucking rude
32:38I do fucking
32:39Everything
32:39You need
32:40I've upset my mum
32:42I do fucking
32:44Whatever you want me to do
32:45Because I love you
32:46And I'm happy to do it
32:47Because I love you
32:48And because
32:48I made a vow to you
32:51On our wedding day
32:52But you can't then
32:53Just turn around
32:54And be fucking rude
32:58You've got two options
32:59You can either
33:01Bend over
33:02Let the misery fuck you
33:03Or
33:04You move forward
33:05You stay focused
33:06Eyes up
33:07Level head
33:12Is that what you're doing?
33:14Yeah
33:17What was it?
33:19Move forward
33:20Move forward
33:20Stay focused
33:21Eyes up
33:21Level head
33:26Now's that going
33:28It's going well
33:31Yeah
33:33Yeah
33:36I've put all the pain
33:38Through
33:38Like
33:41Imagine that
33:42Like
33:43A shredder
33:44A paper shredder
33:45In my head
33:46I put all the pain
33:48Through the shredder
33:49I've burnt the shreds
33:51And now
33:52That allows me
33:52To move forwards
33:53Across the ashes
33:58You know that's mad though
33:59Yeah
34:01It's not
34:02It is
34:05It's fucking loopy
34:06It works
34:07It doesn't
34:09I promise you
34:10It doesn't
34:13I promise you
34:14It doesn't
34:18You don't talk about it
34:21You only talk to your dad
34:22About it
34:22And that's like
34:23Talking to a two year old
34:24Okay fine
34:24I'm going to talk about it
34:25I talk to fucking
34:26Everyone about it
34:27I talk to Dave about it
34:28I'll go around Sainsbury
34:30The fucking lad
34:30They got
34:36Doing a ceremony
34:39I couldn't keep me eyes on me
34:40I mean look at him
34:42What a guy
34:43He's got the looks
34:45He's got a daughter
34:47You
34:47Are turning me out of my show
34:49You dangerous beast
34:50Are you guys alright?
34:55No
35:00Is this okay?
35:01Yeah thank you
35:02So um
35:05There's something that I've got to tell this guy
35:07That I've been seeing
35:08And um
35:10Okay he's going to hate it
35:12And I
35:14Let's just
35:14I'm going to
35:44Shall we start with a prayer?
35:47Yes, thank you.
35:51Do you want to lead it?
35:54Okay.
36:22Help me.
36:38Sorry I didn't make the restaurant.
36:39No, yeah, don't worry. I actually really value eating on my own.
36:42The payment got her okay?
36:44Yeah, all good. Thanks.
36:46And I left the tip.
36:49Because you forgot the tip.
36:52No, I was glad that you didn't add the tip.
36:55It felt nice to leave the tip.
37:07I just wanted to have a little chat.
37:11Sorry, do you mind if I put this on your book?
37:17Are you okay, Tim?
37:19No, yeah, happy to.
37:22I'm really, like, I'm really open to, like, discussions and emotions.
37:30I used to cry quite a lot when I was little, so...
37:33Just fire away. Anything you need to say, just say it.
37:37Is this about Singapore?
37:39It's linked.
37:40Yeah, but it's...
37:41Because I'm so excited for you.
37:44Thank you, yeah.
37:47And I assume you'll get a raise?
37:56Yeah.
37:56You all right if I open these?
37:57Yeah.
37:59I doubt they'd headhunt you and increase your responsibilities
38:01without a commensurate salary increase.
38:03If they do, you will need to have a word.
38:07Or I will.
38:12Well, there's, um, going to be quite a significant raise, yeah.
38:16How significant?
38:21Because it should probably also be a proportional increase in your bonus.
38:26Why don't you let me take a look at the paperwork?
38:28I can make a plan for the money and...
38:30Okay, now.
38:31Are you kidding me?
38:34What?
38:34What do you mean, what?
38:38I'm trying to help you organise your finances.
38:40Okay, now.
38:42Sleep in the attic.
38:44Excuse me?
38:45Sleep in the attic. Go on, fuck off. Get out of my bedroom.
38:47Well, that's rude.
38:48You're gonna have to put the radiator on and turn it to three.
38:50I'm literally trying to help you organise your finances.
38:53Yep. I know.
38:54It's interesting, though, isn't it, that you won't let me?
38:56Fuck off.
38:57Very interesting.
38:57Fuck off. Get out of my bedroom.
39:02All of my mates have settled down.
39:05I'm the only one.
39:09I'm all alone in the world. Can you imagine how that feels?
39:15I just need the chance to move away. Start again.
39:23Take me to Singapore.
39:29I'd love to tell Stephen I'm moving to Singapore.
39:37Here?
39:38Yeah, yeah, good for me.
39:39I don't think it's much like...
39:41No, this is fine, isn't it?
39:42Yeah, yeah.
39:42Yeah, it's good, yeah.
39:45A bit like...
39:46In the middle work.
39:48Oh, you want us to have a cosy little corner together.
39:52Sounds serious?
39:53Uh-oh.
40:01There's lots to talk about.
40:02Yeah, there is indeed.
40:04Uh-oh.
40:05Sounds serious.
40:07There.
40:12Oh, I need it, Belle.
40:21Oh, it's lovely.
40:24I've been here a few times during the day.
40:25Yeah.
40:26I know she'll be working.
40:28But it counts as work.
40:30It counts as work, right?
40:32Everything counts as work.
40:33Yeah.
40:35I think they do like, erm...
40:38Yeah.
40:39Thanks for coming out.
40:40No, it's great to be out.
40:42Really.
40:43I sort of texted you and I was like...
40:46Ah.
40:47I know we don't know each other very well.
40:50No.
40:51No, I was pleased you asked, actually.
40:53Erm...
40:54Service is terrible.
40:55Even when it's empty, it's mad.
41:00But how are you?
41:01You okay?
41:03Uh...
41:03Yeah, fine.
41:05I...
41:06I'm pregnant.
41:08Ready.
41:12Great timing.
41:15Erm...
41:16Shall I...
41:17Go ahead.
41:18Okay, so the, er...
41:20Halloumi.
41:25Erm...
41:25Oyster mushrooms.
41:27The burrata salad.
41:28Dressing?
41:30Er...
41:30On the side?
41:31Yeah.
41:32We'll have the dressing on the side, please.
41:35Erm...
41:35Chip pea kofta.
41:37Lamb skewers.
41:40Er...
41:40Hummus and baba ganoush.
41:42Do they come with flatbreads?
41:44I'm just gonna...
41:45And I've...
41:46It's been a lot of...
41:48Interviews and stress.
41:50Erm...
41:51Networking.
41:51Sadly.
41:52But erm...
41:53I've managed to get a promotion.
41:57Don't tell Dave that...
41:59I said that.
42:00Erm...
42:00He thinks I was headhunted.
42:03But erm...
42:04It means a move to...
42:06Singapore.
42:08Great.
42:11Well, yeah, but...
42:14Looks like I've got this...
42:16Baby goring inside of me.
42:19Which feels...
42:21Amazing.
42:24I'm really sorry.
42:27No.
42:42Okay.
42:44Quite simply...
42:46Dave isn't capable of fatherhood.
42:49And erm...
42:51I'm moving to Singapore without him.
42:53I haven't told him yet because...
42:56He's desperate for me to go to this Matt's wedding.
42:59And erm...
43:00But the...
43:00My question is that...
43:02When it comes to it, because there is a lot of pain in him and sensitivity and...
43:08He's rather vulnerable beneath it all.
43:10You know him.
43:12Erm...
43:13What is the...
43:15Nicest way to dump him?
43:21Sorry, that's a lot to digest.
43:26Have some more.
43:27I've just...
43:28Greedy guts eating potato.
43:41Singapore.
43:42Yeah.
43:43Wow.
43:45She's been headhunted.
43:47Headhunted?
43:48Yeah.
43:49Wow.
43:51She's good, isn't she?
43:54Still good for you.
43:57That was it.
43:59Who isn't?
44:04No, it's er...
44:05It's a big...
44:06Thing for her.
44:09It's er...
44:11Yeah.
44:13She wants me to go with her.
44:18To... to Singapore?
44:20Yeah.
44:27Yeah.
44:27Well, that's good.
44:29Yeah.
44:33So...
44:34So you'd move out there and...
44:36Yeah, yeah.
44:37Settle down.
44:47Well, it's great that she's arsed you, huh?
44:51What does that mean?
44:56Wow, that's...
44:59Of course you'd ask me.
45:01You married people are hilarious.
45:04You're...
45:04You just can't stand the thought of somebody else.
45:06No, no, no.
45:07I'm joking, I'm joking.
45:09It's all good, mate.
45:11All good.
45:26How long do you think you'd be out there?
45:31Like, if you... if you moved out there, with er...
45:34This year?
45:35It probably would be this year, yeah.
45:38Erm...
45:41Well, it would be a long-term move, professionally, for Amanda, so...
45:46Yeah.
45:48Erm...
45:49Permanent?
45:53But...
45:54I guess you...
45:55You... you... you come home...
45:56What?
45:57Every few months?
45:58Or...
45:58What would I come home for?
46:03Daniel?
46:04Well, yeah.
46:05There's Daniel.
46:06Of course there's Daniel.
46:07I'm always thinking of Daniel.
46:09He'll visit, yeah.
46:11He'll love it out there.
46:13Yeah.
46:14And my dad.
46:15But, er...
46:16There's nothing else to come home for.
46:25Well, it'd be good to see you back, have you?
46:26Yeah.
46:28Finally.
46:2820 years, I've been trying to get rid of you.
46:33Oh, my God.
46:37€1 radically...
46:38Oh, my God.
46:55I don't have...
46:57Oh, my God.
46:57www.pманensualit tosserably��릴게요, put your numbers on your list.
46:58Of course there's nothing here.
47:01Oh, you鐵 comment you're doing.
47:13When I first met my wife, when I first met Lisa, okay, okay, enough, enough.
47:34When I first met Lisa, she was actually incredibly rude.
47:38She actually tried to push in front of me in the queue at the cab shop.
47:42It was Peter.
47:48But I knew, as soon as I spoke to her, I knew I wanted to be with this amazing woman
47:55for the rest of my life.
48:07Lisa, I'm addicted to you.
48:12Every minute we're not together feels like a waste of a minute.
48:17I found you beautiful the first moment I saw you.
48:21I found you beautiful every moment since.
48:30I found you beautiful first thing in the morning when your breath stinks.
48:36But when your breath stinks and your hair's a mess.
48:41I find you beautiful last thing at night when I can't sleep because you're making me laugh.
48:47And then five minutes later when your snoring kicks in.
48:55We stand here today and we look at our lives stretched out before us.
49:04And I see us laughing every day and getting drunk and going on amazing holidays.
49:15And I know there will be hard times too, but whatever happens to us, however hard we fall in the
49:23most painful moments,
49:25we made a vow today that we will be there for each other.
49:32We will love and look after each other.
49:37Me, the sensible problem solver.
49:41And you, the fun, mad, uncontainable and unrepeatable one.
49:52Nothing can break us apart.
50:05I'd like to propose a toast.
50:11To my world, my life, to my wife, to Lisa.
50:21To Lisa!
50:23To Lisa!
50:33Put it down, you radio gate!
50:35Hey!
50:43All right, that's it, ladies and gentlemen, that's it.
50:46The pizza van is now open and let's remember, it is a free bar, so let's make this a messy
50:52one.
50:52Hey!
50:54Hey!
50:55Hey!
50:56Hey!
50:57Hey!
50:58Hey!
50:58Hey!
50:58Hey!
50:59Hey!
51:00Hey!
51:01Hey!
51:03Hey!
51:04Hey!
51:06Hey!
51:11Hey!
51:22Hey!
51:23My mother's pregnant. See my WhatsApps.
51:55Amanda's pregnant. She's gonna dump Dave and move to Singapore. You need to tell him.
52:01Destroy the fucking bitch.
52:17Jesus Christ.
52:23Jesus Christ.
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