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00:01How many people are doing?
00:04How many people are doing?
00:07I don't think we can find a place.
00:09I'm not going to find a place.
00:11I'm good at it.
00:13Oh, Lord.
00:14Now I'm going to eat those and eat them.
00:18I'm going to eat them and eat them.
00:22.
00:23This is what I'm doing.
00:24I'm going to eat them.
00:28Who's next?
00:29Can I get a medium meat feast?
00:30I was good. Sorry.
00:32Yeah, I'll get a Hawaiian feast.
00:35I'm pretty small.
00:37£5.99.
00:42Ten minutes. Thanks.
00:45Can I get a medium meat feast?
00:48£7.99.
00:55Ten minutes.
00:57Thanks.
00:58Ten minutes.
01:00Thanks.
01:19Sorry about the...
01:22Sorry?
01:23Sorry about the jumping in.
01:26It's okay.
01:27I feel terrible.
01:31I've been waiting for a while.
01:33Oh, I know. Yeah.
01:34Ages.
01:36There was a guy in front of that woman.
01:37No, I know. It's hard.
01:49Thank God you said something.
01:52Sorry?
01:53Thank God you said something.
01:55Or you'd have to wait another 15 seconds
01:57while I put in my order.
02:03This is a thing.
02:05Who the fuck are you?
02:06Being pushed in front of, is it triggering?
02:08Is it crucial to your self esteem?
02:10It's important to you as a man,
02:12that someone doesn't jump in front of you
02:13in a queue for a fucking pizza.
02:15Are you looking?
02:16Go ahead.
02:18She's going ahead, isn't it?
02:22She's a fucking dude.
02:25Hi.
02:26Hi.
02:27You good?
02:28Yeah, are you?
02:29Yeah.
02:32You look great.
02:33Yeah, I do.
02:34Yeah.
02:36Good journey?
02:38Yeah.
02:51Yeah.
02:52No.
02:52How was yours?
02:57Yeah.
03:14No.
03:17Guys. Yep, sorry.
03:21Sorry.
03:36Could you do the big one?
03:48One, two, three, go.
04:10You alright?
04:13Oh God.
04:15What?
04:16This is the bit where you take the fact that we've had a nice day as two human beings and
04:21you turn it all into something sexual.
04:25Because it's the only way you can be women and your diseased little mind.
04:31Am I wrong?
04:32No, my mind's completely diseased right now.
04:34Oh, my mind's fucking rancid.
04:37Oh, all I can think of is taking you home, undressing you, touching you.
04:46Is that romantic or really fucking creepy?
04:50Oh, it's creepy. It's definitely creepy.
04:52Oh, it's such a fine line.
04:58Hey.
05:00Hi.
05:01Hi.
05:02Hi.
05:02Hi.
05:02Hi.
05:03Hi.
05:03Hi.
05:04Hi.
05:05Hi.
05:08Oh, I like your elephants.
05:10Say hello.
05:11Yeah.
05:12I'll show you some most of it.
05:13Hi.
05:15Yeah.
05:20I know.
05:27You know I'm in love with you, huh?
05:29Come on, you've been in love with me for weeks.
06:02What's wrong to have an erection in front of all these people?
06:06You don't know what it's like down there.
06:11What can I get you?
06:13Erm...
06:21And the hormones?
06:24Normal. All normal. Everything was normal.
06:27But do talk about, maybe like, a chromosome or...
06:32Yep, it was all normal. Everything was normal. It was all what we would hope to see.
06:40So the good news is there's nothing wrong.
06:46I know it can seem a bit disappointing having spent all this money on tests for what might feel like
06:50no reason.
06:52But what you do have now is peace of mind.
06:56You can walk away from here knowing you're both, in terms of reproduction at least, you're both completely healthy.
07:03A lot of the people I see in here would love to receive these results.
07:12So where...?
07:14Why do our babies keep dying?
07:19I don't know.
07:29Hello? I've just arrived. Can you hear me?
07:32Oh, my God.
07:34Headhunted.
07:35Oh!
07:37You...
07:40Headhunted, though. So, erm, will you get a raise?
07:42Guys, I'm literally coming in now.
07:44Will you get a raise?
07:47Will you get a raise?
07:50Singapore.
07:52Well...
07:53Well, bold from the blue.
08:01I can't quite...
08:03What was it?
08:05You'll be Vice President of Acquisitions and...
08:16I couldn't...
08:17I couldn't quite get what everyone was saying.
08:19Er...
08:19So you...
08:20What was it?
08:21Er...
08:22You'll be Vice President of...
08:23Was it Acquisitions or...
08:31Do you want me to unlock it?
08:32Yeah.
08:32Mm.
08:54Do you want me to unlock it?
08:55I'm not much further away than that.
09:00Mm.
09:10Ugh.
09:13Ugh.
09:16Ugh.
09:17Ugh.
09:18Ugh.
09:19Uh.
09:20Ugh.
09:24Ugh.
09:34I've always liked the idea of getting away, fresh start, meet new people, make new friends.
09:46Sometimes in life it's hard to break free from your, um...
09:52Past.
09:57Now me and Lisa are getting married.
10:03Would you be the best man?
10:06Best man?
10:09Obviously all the people I actually want you to be the best man.
10:11Turned you down.
10:13Bottom of the barrel.
10:16Shall I take these over?
10:17Yeah, yeah, thanks mate.
10:19Four pints of Peroni.
10:21No, that'd be great.
10:22Thanks.
10:23No, I'll do a nice speech, do it properly.
10:28Thanks mate.
10:30Say something nice about you, that Lisa, about your relationship.
10:36What do you know about relationships?
10:39Right.
10:43Yeah, thanks mate.
10:45No, no, no, no.
10:46Thanks mate.
11:02No, no, no.
11:02Thanks mate.
11:03Thanks mate.
11:07Thanks, mate.
11:09Thanks.
11:11Thanks mate.
11:14Thanks.
11:15You're welcome.
11:21Thanks mate.
11:24Thanks mate.
11:32I changed the nappies and six years of sleep sleep I remember that is that way you put your
11:39head on a bit and you stay there all night yeah wake up in the morning completely refreshed
11:43yeah I've got a vague memory no go back and eat your dinner no I said no I'm gonna write
11:51a memoir of motherhood called how is it only midday so imagine having a baby now well Ian
12:00would have a few questions to ask is that the old
12:07sorry oh if you knew Ian
12:13oh just take my phone Jesus mommy's trying to eat is mommy allowed to eat honestly she kills me
12:36hey hi congratulations I be addicts oh thank you I was sorry to hear about your loss
12:49my loss what are those I see yeah right I thought you meant my wallet or something
12:56I thought you meant my wallet or my phone or something I was like what they're in my pockets
13:01aren't they yeah no thanks yeah all good all good here's what it is mate
13:19thanks for coming yeah no it's it's great to be here
13:25how have you been how have you been more like sleeping well sleep's been it's not been great
13:34to be honest oh dear who's been doing bedtime but it's me who's got to get up in the night
13:40and
13:41whop it out whack it in his house Alex is so gorgeous you should see him at three in the
13:47morning
13:52I've got my latch sorted oh great yes that is a big relief yeah hey thanks for coming
13:59oh nice nice nice beer I just wanted to say how sorry I am for your loss
14:06my loss what are these
14:14sorry I thought you meant my wallet or something
14:15yeah
14:16we did loss I was like what have I lost I got my phone I got my case
14:22oh god yeah oh
14:24uh thanks yeah it's all good
14:28it's all good
14:31it is what it is
14:32I get your drink
14:46I think you need to find a way to talk about it
14:52because all that
14:54I've lost my wallet stuff
14:58I mean what the fuck
15:04I was trying to slightly deflect
15:08it was incredibly subtle
15:13actually when I think of it very very convincing
15:25I'm sorry
15:28sorry
15:32sorry
15:33it's okay
15:52it's a bit of me that wants Alex to die
16:01a baby
16:02a baby
16:02a baby
16:08you're Nicola's baby today
16:11a little bit
16:13nature
16:27it feels like I got a student
16:38and I have to go on I love it
16:42a mental health
16:42yes I got a mental health
16:43I have to go on I have to go on I just got a mental health
16:43It's really dark
17:04Can I do my tea?
17:12Or can I literally just grab my toothbrush?
17:18Yeah
17:18Do you know about gut bacteria?
17:25Do you know about gut bacteria?
17:27Yep, everyone does
17:28You have all this bacteria in your guts apparently
17:31Yeah, I know, I said I know
17:34I don't know the ins and outs
17:35But
17:39Apparently there's some bacteria that can actually be good for you
17:41Yep
17:44Sorry
17:45Don't know which room we're in
17:47Oh, ah, no, good point
17:49I can check with Marvin
17:51I can call him
18:01Rose
18:02Which was why we said at the time it was a reliable fund
18:05The growth was steady for many years
18:07It was many years, wasn't it?
18:09Yeah, twelve years of steady growth
18:12And I don't know if you remember
18:14But I'm sure you do
18:17As a team
18:18We forecasted growth in that fund of 2.5 in year one
18:22Then three, then 2.1
18:25And what's actually coming in now
18:27Is actually
18:29We're not seeing that
18:32Though the future is still open to debate
18:34Yeah, well the future's always open for debate
18:36It's the future
18:38Wasn't what I was saying, but okay
18:40But yes
18:41What we are now forecasting for year one
18:44Is
18:46Have you got the figures there?
18:49We've both got the figures
18:50Do you want to?
18:52You carry on
18:53Yeah
18:56It's actually a shrinkage in fact
19:00Of 0.4
19:07Okay
19:13Okay
19:14Okay
19:42Some people
19:43Let's go
19:47I'm out
19:48It's
19:48I am
19:52I am
19:54I am
19:55I am
19:55Isaya
19:55am I
19:56am Is
19:57I
19:58am I
19:58am I
20:01am My
20:05That'd be Daniel.
20:16He probably can't sleep or something.
20:42Do you mind if I move this?
20:44Yeah, you're free. Sorry.
20:46Thanks.
20:50Oh, thank you. Sorry.
21:07How long have you been saying?
21:09Yes.
21:18I'm really trying not to put any pressure on you.
21:24All I need is for you to get it heard, get it in me and ejaculate. That's literally it.
21:31Just get it in me and ejaculate.
21:36I don't need it to be enjoyable.
21:41I just need it to ejaculate.
21:44Shut your eyes.
21:46They are.
21:47Shut your eyes.
21:49They are shut.
21:50Shut them.
21:51I can't. I've got this left.
21:53Shut your stupid eyes. I don't want you to see in the dress.
22:02You're so annoying. It's not even funny anymore.
22:06Keep them shut now.
22:10Keep.
22:12Them.
22:13Shut.
22:23What?
22:23Wait, she's done a roast.
22:26She spends ages on you.
22:29She seasons the meat the night before.
22:31How does it all day in a slow cooker, huh?
22:32Yeah, I know how your mum makes a roast.
22:35I spent like six years now hearing all about how your mum puts the meat in the slow cooker.
22:40Do you know how she grows her own carrots?
22:42Here he is.
22:43Oh no, go away.
22:45Let's talk of a roast.
22:46Oh, typical.
22:48Thanks, son.
22:48Oh, thank you.
22:50And they're done.
22:50Here they are.
22:51They want feeding.
22:54Well, there's plenty of food.
22:56I've done a roast.
22:57I'm just gonna pop upstairs.
22:59Cheers.
22:59Okay enough.
23:00Too much information, eh?
23:25You been there?
23:30Yeah.
23:33You okay?
23:37Yep.
23:43Everything will be okay.
23:45I just know it will.
23:48I can't say how I know.
23:50I just know.
23:52Does that make sense?
23:53Does that make sense?
23:56Yep.
23:57I just have this, like...
24:00I can inkling.
24:06Do you wanna let me in?
24:13Come on now, just have a chat.
24:16Just go downstairs and have a chat.
24:17Go.
24:29She's dishing it out.
24:31I don't give a fuck.
24:31Where are you gonna go?
24:32She's done making cheese.
24:34I need to fucking leave.
24:43I didn't say anything.
24:44Don't talk to me.
24:45No, you smoke to her.
24:46When I am cleaning on a seamless, annoying cupboard in the entire house.
24:51How is this my fault?
25:03Okay, my parents are really positive, calm, constructive people. I really like that. It's what we need. They're not like...
25:18Yeah, I don't know.
25:21They're not like what?
25:24Nothing.
25:25Well, you're obviously gonna say something.
25:31You know, your parents can be a bit like... I don't just mean your parents.
25:39Your dad's... all serious. Your mum's... your mum.
25:45There's a reason you haven't told them about the losses.
25:47They won't be able to deal with it.
25:49I think you guys are dealing with it really well.
25:53Okay, let's stop this before it becomes something we've done when it's become.
25:58Really?
26:01We're just gonna stand here, pretend it's okay for people to go on about some fucking inkling when we're fucking...
26:11Okay.
26:17It's not your mum that ought to have a dead fetus sucked out of her.
26:22So you stand there talking all smiling like a pair of fucking idiots and they know fuck all. They know
26:26fuck all.
26:34I didn't mean your parents are idiots. I just meant the whole thing is idiotic.
26:50I didn't mean they're idiots.
26:52Is that okay?
26:53Sorry.
26:54No, it's fine.
27:01They're doing their best.
27:03I think they just don't know what to say.
27:05Well that's like...
27:07Yeah.
27:09What is there to say?
27:10Oh, yeah.
27:13Sorry.
27:14Oh, mum.
27:15They're just...
27:16They're just...
27:16No.
27:17How'd you end up like that in vain?
27:23Are you okay?
27:26Yeah, no, I'm fine. I just...
27:31Do you mind if I say something?
27:34Of course, yeah.
27:36I have to say this, okay?
27:39Because...
27:40I love you.
27:42I want to look after you.
27:45It's my job to be the person to say this to you, but...
27:51You're not thinking straight.
27:57Am I not?
28:01No.
28:05Sorry.
28:10Don't let's be sorry.
28:12You mean...
28:13I lost three babies and I'm not thinking straight?
28:26Oh my god, I'm such a clutz.
28:29I'm sorry I'm so harebrained.
28:32I can't think straight in my silly little girl head because my ditzy little womb keeps evacuating babies.
28:39Of course, I'm not thinking straight.
28:42I had one baby ripped out of me and another two pouring down my legs.
28:45Why do you expect me to think straight?
28:48How can you think straight?
28:52Please.
28:53We had three babies growing inside me and they all died.
28:57One of them was ripped out of me by some procedure that I don't even want to think about.
29:00And we watched the other two gush down the toilet.
29:03You know what? You think straight about that.
29:05You know what?
29:06Please, the fuck that.
29:07...
29:08...
29:11...
29:55I think the difference is I'm able to rationalise it.
30:00I know you're not.
30:03Okay.
30:05I am...
30:06You can't rationalise it.
30:11I'll die.
30:12You can rationalise that.
30:15Yeah.
30:17Fuck off.
30:18I can rationalise it.
30:19Of course you can't.
30:21I can rationalise it.
30:22I can make sense of it in my brain,
30:26which means I'm able to manage my emotional reaction to it
30:30without having to go on about it to everyone.
30:42Okay.
30:53Rationalise it then.
30:55Go on.
30:57Rationalise it because I love rational.
31:00Rational's fucking excellent.
31:01I'd love to find a way to make this all feel fucking rational.
31:10You have to think of this.
31:13Within its place.
31:15Within the cosmos.
31:22Fuck off.
31:23No, sorry.
31:25Go on.
31:27Tell me how this all fits within the cosmos.
31:29It sounds fantastic.
31:30Okay, fuck off.
31:31No, go on.
31:32Sorry, please.
31:33Rationalise.
31:34Rationalise away.
31:35You were saying the cosmos.
31:43We're just people.
31:45You know?
31:49Really?
31:54Okay.
31:56Wow, you thought of that yourself.
32:00Wow, this is like...
32:03This is life-changing.
32:04Why didn't you tell me this sooner?
32:07You need to write this down because, you know,
32:08the whole cosmos thing is really deep.
32:11That's like...
32:12That's the sort of thing clever people say.
32:14Who cares about the children dying in my stomach
32:16or all just part of the cosmos?
32:21Oh, come on.
32:22That's hilarious.
32:25You know that's funny.
32:29You've been listening to a podcast.
32:31You just fuck off.
32:33Seriously, it's fucking rude.
32:35Fuck you.
32:36Yeah, okay.
32:37Don't call me fucking rude.
32:38I do fucking everything you need.
32:40I've upset my mum.
32:42I do fucking whatever you want me to do
32:45because I love you
32:46and I'm happy to do it
32:47because I love you
32:48and because I...
32:50I made a vow to you on our wedding day,
32:52but you can't then just turn around
32:54and be fucking rude.
32:58You've got two options.
33:00You can either bend over,
33:02let the misery fuck you,
33:03or you move forward.
33:05You stay focused.
33:06Eyes up, level head.
33:12Is that what you're doing?
33:14Yeah.
33:17What was it?
33:19Move forward?
33:20Move forward, stay focused,
33:21eyes up, level head.
33:26Now's that going?
33:28It's going well.
33:31Yeah?
33:33Yeah.
33:36I've put all the pain
33:38through, like...
33:41Imagine that, like,
33:43a shredder,
33:44a paper shredder
33:45in my head.
33:47I put all the pain
33:48through the shredder,
33:49I've burnt the shreds,
33:51and now that allows me
33:52to move forwards
33:53across the ashes.
33:57you know that's mad, though, yeah?
34:01It's not.
34:02It is.
34:04It's fucking loopy.
34:06It works.
34:07It doesn't.
34:09I promise you it doesn't.
34:12I promise you it doesn't.
34:18You don't talk about it.
34:21You only talk to your dad about it,
34:23and that's like talking
34:23to a two-year-old.
34:24Okay, fine.
34:25I'm going to talk about it.
34:25I'll talk to fucking everyone
34:26about it.
34:27I'll talk to Dave about it.
34:28I'll go around Sainsbury
34:30with the fucking lad they got.
34:37Doing a ceremony,
34:39I couldn't keep me eyes on me.
34:41I mean, look at him.
34:42What a guy, eh?
34:44He's got the looks,
34:45he's got a daughter, eh?
34:47You are turning me out of my show,
34:49you dangerous beast, eh?
34:53Are you guys all right?
34:55No.
35:00Is this okay?
35:01Yeah, thank you.
35:02So, um,
35:05there's something that I've got to tell
35:06this guy that I've been seeing,
35:08and, um,
35:11okay, he's going to hate it,
35:12and I, and he...
35:13Let's just...
35:44Shall we start with a prayer?
35:47Yes.
35:51Do you want to lead it?
35:52Okay.
36:12Do you want to lead it?
36:21Okay.
36:22Help me.
36:37Sorry I didn't make the restaurant.
36:39No, yeah, don't worry. I actually really value eating on my own.
36:42The payment got you okay?
36:44Yeah, all good. Thanks.
36:46And I left the tip.
36:49Because you forgot the tip.
36:52No, I was glad that you didn't add the tip.
36:55It felt nice to leave the tip.
37:07I just wanted to have a little chat.
37:11Sorry, do you mind if I put this on your book?
37:18Are you okay, Tim?
37:19No, yeah, happy to.
37:22I'm really, like, I'm really open to, like, discussions and emotions.
37:29I used to cry quite a lot when I was little, so...
37:33Just fire away.
37:35Anything you need to say, just say it.
37:37Is this about Singapore?
37:39It's linked.
37:40Yeah, but it's...
37:41Because I'm so excited for you.
37:44Thank you, yeah.
37:47And I assume you'll get a raise?
37:56You all right if I open these?
37:57Yeah.
37:59I doubt they'd headhunt you and increase your responsibilities without a commensurate salary increase.
38:03If they do, you will need to have a word.
38:06Or I will.
38:12Well, there's, um, going to be quite a significant raise, yeah.
38:16How significant?
38:21Because it should probably also be a proportional increase in your bonus.
38:26Why don't you let me take a look at the paperwork?
38:28I can make a plan for the money and...
38:30Okay, no.
38:31Are you kidding me?
38:34What?
38:34What do you mean, what?
38:35What?
38:38I'm trying to help you organise your finances.
38:40Okay, no.
38:42Sleep in the attic.
38:44Excuse me?
38:45Sleep in the attic.
38:45Go on, fuck off.
38:46Get out my bedroom.
38:47Well, that's rude.
38:48You're gonna have to put the radiator on and turn it to three.
38:50I'm literally trying to help you organise your finances.
38:52Yep.
38:53I know.
38:54It's interesting though, isn't it, that you won't let me?
38:56Fuck off.
38:57Very interesting.
38:57Fuck off!
38:58Get out my bedroom!
39:02All of my mates have settled down.
39:05I'm the only one.
39:09I'm all alone in the world.
39:10Can you imagine how that feels?
39:15I just need the chance to move away.
39:19Start again.
39:23Take me to Singapore.
39:28I'd love to tell Steven I'm moving to Singapore.
39:37Here?
39:38Yeah, yeah.
39:39Good for me.
39:39I don't think it's much like...
39:41No, this is fine, isn't it?
39:42Yeah, yeah.
39:42Yeah, it's good, yeah.
39:45We're a bit like, in the middle work.
39:48Well, you want us to have a cosy little corner together.
39:52Sounds serious?
39:53Uh-oh.
39:54Uh-oh.
40:00Right.
40:01Lots to talk about.
40:02Yeah, there is indeed.
40:04Uh-oh.
40:05Sounds serious.
40:07There.
40:08No.
40:09No.
40:12Oh.
40:13I need it, though.
40:21Oh, it's lovely.
40:24I've been here a few times during the day.
40:26I know I should be working.
40:28It counts as work.
40:30It counts as work, right.
40:32Everything counts as work.
40:32Ha-ha.
40:35I think they do like, um...
40:38Yeah.
40:39Thanks for coming out.
40:40No, it's great to be out.
40:42Really.
40:43I sort of texted you and I was like...
40:47I know we don't know each other very well.
40:50No.
40:51No, I was pleased you asked, actually.
40:54Service is terrible.
40:55Even when it's empty, it's mad.
41:00But how are you?
41:01Are you okay?
41:03Uh, yeah, fine.
41:05I...
41:06I'm pregnant.
41:08I'm ready.
41:12Great timing.
41:15Um...
41:16Shall I...
41:17Go ahead.
41:18Okay, so the, uh, halloumi.
41:23Um...
41:25Oyster mushrooms.
41:27The burrata salad.
41:28Dressing?
41:30Uh...
41:30On the side?
41:31Hmm.
41:32We'll have the dressing on the side, please.
41:35Um...
41:35Chippy Kofta.
41:38Lamb skewers.
41:40Uh...
41:41Hummus and baba ganoush.
41:42Do they come with flatbreads?
41:44I'm just gonna...
41:45Um...
41:46And I've...
41:46It's been a lot of...
41:48Interviews and stress.
41:50Um...
41:50Networking.
41:51Sadly.
41:52But, um...
41:53I've managed to get a promotion.
41:56Hmm.
41:57Don't tell Dave that I said that.
42:00Um...
42:00He thinks I was headhunted.
42:01But, um...
42:04It means a move to...
42:06Singapore.
42:08Great.
42:12Well, yeah, but...
42:14Looks like I've got this...
42:16Baby growing inside of me.
42:19Which feels...
42:21Amazing.
42:23I'm really sorry.
42:26I'm really sorry.
42:27No.
42:41Okay.
42:44Quite simply...
42:47Dave isn't capable of fatherhood.
42:51And, um...
42:52I'm moving to Singapore without him.
42:53I haven't told him yet because...
42:55He's desperate for me to go to this Matt's wedding.
42:59And, um...
43:00But the...
43:00My question is that...
43:02When it comes to it, because there is a lot of pain in him and sensitivity and...
43:07He's rather vulnerable beneath it all.
43:10You know him.
43:13What is the...
43:15Nicest way to dump him?
43:21That's why he has a lot to digest.
43:26Have some more.
43:27I've...
43:28Just...
43:28Greedy guts eating potato.
43:41Singapore?
43:42Yeah.
43:43Wow.
43:45She's been headhunted.
43:47Headhunted?
43:48Yeah.
43:49Wow.
43:51Oh, she's good.
43:52Is she?
43:54Still good for you.
43:57Oh, yeah.
43:58That was it.
43:59Who isn't?
44:04No, it's a big thing for her.
44:09It's a...
44:10Yeah.
44:13She wants me to go with her.
44:18To...
44:19To Singapore?
44:20Yeah.
44:27That's good.
44:29Yeah.
44:32That's good.
44:33Yeah.
44:33So...
44:34You'd move out there and...
44:36Yeah, yeah.
44:37Settle down.
44:47Well, it's great that she's asked you, huh?
44:51What does that mean?
44:52Yeah.
44:56Wow, that's...
44:59Of course you'd ask me.
45:00Oh.
45:01You married people are hilarious.
45:04You just can't stand the thought of somebody else.
45:07I'm joking.
45:08I'm joking.
45:09I'm joking.
45:09It's all good, mate.
45:11All good.
45:26How long do you think you've been out there?
45:28Yeah.
45:31Like, if you moved out there with her this year?
45:35It probably would be this year, yeah.
45:41Well, it would be a long-term move professionally for Amanda, so, yeah.
45:49Permanent.
45:53Yeah.
45:53But...
45:53I guess you...
45:55You...
45:55You...
45:55You come home, what?
45:57I mean, females?
45:58What would I come home for?
46:03Daniel.
46:04Well, yeah.
46:05There's Daniel.
46:06Of course there's Daniel.
46:07I'm always thinking of Daniel.
46:09He'll visit, yeah.
46:11He'll love it out there.
46:12Yeah.
46:14And my dad.
46:15But, er...
46:16There's nothing else to come home for.
46:22There's nothing else to come home for you, huh?
46:25Well, it'd be good to see you back, have ya?
46:26Yeah.
46:28Finally.
46:2820 years, I've been trying to get rid of you.
46:30Ha, ha, ha, ha.
46:33Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
46:33Oh, my God.
46:35Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
46:39Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
46:43Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
46:45Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
47:07Okay, thank you.
47:13When I first met my wife,
47:23when I first met Lisa,
47:35she was actually incredibly rude.
47:38She actually tried to push in front of me in the queue at the pub shop.
47:42It was Peter.
47:48But I knew as soon as I spoke to her,
47:53I knew I wanted to be with this amazing woman for the rest of my life.
48:07Lisa, I'm addicted to you.
48:12Every minute we're not together feels like a waste of a minute.
48:17I found you beautiful the first moment I saw you.
48:21I found you beautiful every moment since.
48:30I find you beautiful first thing in the morning when your breath stinks.
48:36But when your breath stinks and your hair's a mess.
48:41I find you beautiful last thing at night when I can't sleep because you're making me laugh.
48:47And then five minutes later when your snoring kicks in.
48:55We stand here today and we look at our lives stretched out before us.
49:04And I see us laughing every day and getting drunk and going on amazing holidays.
49:15And I know there will be hard times too,
49:17but whatever happens to us,
49:21however hard we fall in the most painful moments,
49:25we made a vow today that we will be there for each other.
49:32We will love and look after each other.
49:37Me, the sensible problem solver.
49:41And you, the fun, mad, uncontainable and unrepeatable one.
49:52Nothing can break us apart.
50:05I'd like to propose a toast.
50:11To my world,
50:13my life,
50:16to my wife.
50:19to Lisa.
50:21To Lisa!
50:33Put it down, the radio gate!
50:39Oh no!
50:40All right, that's it, ladies and gentlemen, that's it.
50:45The pizza ban is now open and let's remember it is a free bar so let's make this a messy
50:52one.
50:52Yay!
50:53Hey!
51:23Amanda's pregnant.
51:25See my WhatsApps?
51:55Amanda's pregnant.
51:57She's gonna dump Dave and move to Singapore.
51:59You need to tell him.
52:01Destroy the fucking bitch.
52:17Jesus Christ.
52:23Jesus Christ.
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