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00:01How are you?
00:04How are you?
00:06It's not that you're familiar with people.
00:07There's no room for you.
00:10It's good.
00:14Let's take a bath and take a bath.
00:18I'll take a bath, and take a bath.
00:23It's the food.
00:24There's a bath with many.
00:28Who's next?
00:29Yeah, can I get a medium meat feast?
00:31Sorry.
00:33Yeah, I'll get a Hawaiian feast a pretty small.
00:37ÂŁ5.99.
00:42Oh, ten minutes. Thanks.
00:45Can I get a medium meat feast?
00:48ÂŁ7.99.
00:52Yeah.
00:56Ten minutes. Thanks.
01:19Sorry about the...
01:22Sorry?
01:23Sorry about the jumping in.
01:26It's okay.
01:27I feel terrible.
01:31I've been waiting for a while.
01:33Oh, I know. Yeah.
01:34Ages.
01:36There was a guy in front of that woman.
01:37No, I know.
01:39It's hard.
01:44It's hard.
01:49Thank God you said something.
01:52Sorry?
01:53Thank God you said something.
01:55Or you'd have to wait another 15 seconds while I put in my order.
02:03It's a thing.
02:05Who the fuck are you?
02:06Being pushed in front of is it triggering?
02:08Is it crucial to your self esteem?
02:10It's important to you as a man that someone doesn't jump in front of you in a queue for a
02:14fucking pizza.
02:15Are you lucky?
02:16Go ahead.
02:19She's got a man, isn't it?
02:22She's a fucking dude.
02:23Go ahead.
02:25Hi.
02:26Hi.
02:27You good?
02:28Yeah, you?
02:28Yeah.
02:31Great.
02:33Yeah, I do.
02:34Yeah.
02:36Good journey?
02:38Yeah.
02:42Yeah.
02:51Yeah.
02:52No, how was yours?
02:54Yeah, no, how was yours?
03:16Guys.
03:19Yep.
03:20Sorry.
03:21Sorry.
03:22Sorry.
03:34I'm having fun.
03:35I can't wait for it.
03:36Can you do the big one?
03:37I can't wait.
03:39Try the little eight, yeah.
03:43Oh.
03:44What?
03:45You like that?
03:49One, two, three, go!
04:12You alright?
04:13Oh God.
04:15What?
04:16This is the bit where you take the fact that we've had a nice day as to human beings.
04:21and you turn it all into something sexual.
04:25Because it's the only way you give your women and your diseased little mind.
04:31Am I wrong?
04:32No, my mind's completely diseased right now.
04:34Oh, my mind's fucking rancid.
04:37All I can think of is taking you home, not dressing you, touching you.
04:46Is that romantic or really fucking creepy?
04:51Oh, it's creepy, it's definitely creepy.
04:53Oh, it's such a fine line.
04:58Hey!
05:00Hi!
05:01Hello!
05:02Hi!
05:03How are you coming?
05:04I'm sorry we're letting you in a bit of a thing.
05:08Oh, I like your elephants.
05:10Say hello!
05:12I'll show you some more.
05:13All good?
05:15Yeah, sure.
05:15Say they can't compare with you.
05:19Stop the day with a little...
05:21No syllable...
05:26Left unfinished...
05:27You know I'm in love with you, huh?
05:29Come on.
05:31You've been in love with me for weeks.
05:32Thanks.
05:37Now each one bursts like a volcano.
05:43This is nowhere else for this love to go.
05:51You can't keep it in a microphone.
06:02Is it wrong to have an erection in front of all these people?
06:06You don't know what it's like down there.
06:11What can I get you?
06:11Um...
06:21And the...
06:23Hormones?
06:24Normal.
06:25All normal.
06:26Everything was normal.
06:28But...
06:28Do talk about...
06:31Maybe like...
06:31Head crimson or...
06:32Yep.
06:33It was all normal.
06:34Everything was normal.
06:35It was all what we would hope to see.
06:40So the good news is there's nothing wrong.
06:46I know it can seem a bit disappointing having spent all this money on tests for what might feel like
06:50no reason.
06:52But what you do have now is peace of mind.
06:56You can walk away from here knowing you're both, in terms of reproduction at least, you're both completely healthy.
07:03A lot of the people I see in here would love to receive these results.
07:12So where...
07:15Why do our babies keep dying?
07:19I don't know.
07:29Hello? I've just arrived. Can you hear me?
07:32Oh my God.
07:34Headhunted.
07:40Headhunted though, so will you get a raise?
07:42I'm literally coming in now.
07:44Will you get a raise?
07:50Singapore.
07:51Wow.
07:53What about from the blue?
08:01I couldn't quite...
08:04What was it?
08:05You'll be vice president of acquisitions and...
08:16I couldn't quite get what everyone was saying.
08:19Uh...
08:19So you...
08:20What was it?
08:21Uh...
08:22You'll be vice president of...
08:23Was it acquisitions?
08:27Or...
08:31Do you want me to unlock it?
08:32There you are.
08:32Mm.
08:53Singapore though.
08:54Can't get much further away than that.
09:00Hmm.
09:10Hmm.
09:17Hmm.
09:34I've always, uh...
09:35Hurt the idea of getting away.
09:37Fresh start.
09:40Meet new people.
09:41Make new friends.
09:45Sometimes in life it's hard to break free from your, um...
09:49Ah.
09:52Past.
09:57Now me and Lisa are getting married.
10:03Would you be the best man?
10:06Best man?
10:09Obviously all the people I actually want you to be the best man.
10:11Turn you down.
10:13Bottom of the barrel.
10:16Shall I take these over?
10:17Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:18Thanks mate.
10:19Um, four pints peroni.
10:21No, that'd be great.
10:22Yeah, thanks.
10:23Mm-hmm.
10:24Ha.
10:26No, I'll do a nice speech.
10:27Do it properly.
10:28Thanks mate.
10:28Hmm.
10:30Say something nice about you.
10:32About Lisa.
10:33About your relationship.
10:35Oh.
10:36What do you know about relationships?
10:38Ha, ha, ha.
10:39Right.
10:42Yeah, no.
10:44Yeah, thanks mate.
10:45No, no, no, no.
10:59Ah, yeah.
11:01That's it.
11:01We're doing swimming lessons on Saturday mornings now.
11:04That's right, yeah.
11:05I just want to put it on.
11:06It's a good job.
11:07Fine.
11:09Yeah.
11:12Yeah.
11:14Yeah.
11:15Yeah.
11:31Six, seven years since Nicola changed her nappy and six years of sleep, sleep I remember that.
11:37Is that where you put your head on a bit? And you stay there all night, yeah.
11:41Wake up in the morning completely refreshed. Yeah, I've got a vague memory.
11:48No, go back and eat your dinner. No, I said no.
11:51I'm going to write a memoir of motherhood called How Is It Only Midday.
11:57So imagine having a baby long now.
11:59Well, Ian would have a few questions to ask. Is that the old...
12:02Just snip.
12:07Sorry.
12:08Oh, if you knew Ian...
12:12Oh, just take my phone.
12:16Jesus, Mummy's trying to eat. Is Mummy allowed to eat?
12:19Honestly, she kills me.
12:34Hey.
12:36Hi.
12:39Congratulations.
12:40I be addicts.
12:41Oh, thank you.
12:45I was sorry to hear about your loss.
12:49My loss.
12:50What are those?
12:53I see.
12:53Yeah.
12:54Right.
12:54I thought you meant my wallet or something.
12:56I thought you meant my wallet or my phone or something.
12:59I was like, what?
13:01They're my pockets, aren't they?
13:04Yeah.
13:05No.
13:05No, thanks.
13:06Yeah.
13:07All good.
13:08All good.
13:10Here's what it is, mate.
13:12Hey.
13:13Hey.
13:14Oh.
13:20Thanks for coming.
13:21Yeah.
13:22No, it's great to be here.
13:25How have you been?
13:27How have you been more like sleeping?
13:30Well, sleep's been...
13:33It's not been great, to be honest.
13:36Oh, dear.
13:36Phil's been doing bedtime, but it's me who's got to get up in the night and...
13:41Whop it out, whack it in his house.
13:44Alex is so gorgeous.
13:46You should see him at three in the morning.
13:52I've got my latch sorted.
13:54Oh, great.
13:54Yes.
13:55That is a big relief.
13:56Yeah.
13:57Hey.
13:59Thanks for coming.
14:00Oh, nice.
14:02Great to be here.
14:02Yeah.
14:03I just wanted to say how sorry I am for your loss.
14:09My loss?
14:10Well done, nice.
14:12Oh.
14:14Sorry, I thought you meant a wallet or something.
14:16Yeah.
14:17What is your loss?
14:18I was like, what have I lost?
14:19I've got my phone, I've got my case.
14:23Oh, God, yeah.
14:24Oh.
14:25Uh, thanks, yeah.
14:26It's all good.
14:28It's all good.
14:31It is what it is.
14:34Can I get your drink?
14:46I think you need to find a way to talk about it.
14:52Because all that, I've lost my wallet stuff.
14:58I mean, what the fuck?
15:04I was trying to slightly deflect.
15:09It was incredibly subtle.
15:13Actually, when I think of it, very, very convincing.
15:22Don't.
15:28Sorry.
15:32It's okay.
15:52It's a bit of me that wants Alex to die.
16:01A baby.
16:02A baby.
16:03A baby.
16:07You want Nicola's baby today?
16:11A little bit.
16:19Ah, Jesus.
16:35It's saved up.
16:41Yeah.
16:42Yeah, it's really dark.
17:05Can I do my tea?
17:12Or can I literally just grab my toothbrush?
17:18Yeah.
17:21Do you know about gut bacteria?
17:25Do you know about gut bacteria?
17:27Yep, everyone does.
17:28You have all this bacteria in your guts, apparently.
17:32Yeah, I know. I said I know.
17:34I don't know the ins and outs, but...
17:39Apparently, there's some bacteria that can actually be good for you.
17:41Yep.
17:44Sorry.
17:44No.
17:45Don't know which room we're in.
17:47Oh. Ah, no. Good point.
17:49Erm, I could check with Marvin.
17:50Oh, call him.
17:51I can call him.
18:02Rose, which was why we said at the time it was a reliable fund.
18:05The growth was steady for many years.
18:07It was many years, wasn't it?
18:09Er, yeah. Twelve years of steady growth.
18:12And I don't know if you remember, but I'm sure you do.
18:16Er, as a team, we forecasted growth in that fund of 2.5 in year one, then three, then 2
18:23.1.
18:25And what's actually coming in now is actually we're not seeing that.
18:32Though the future is still open to debate.
18:34Yeah.
18:35Well, the future's always open for debate.
18:36It's the future.
18:38Wasn't what I was saying, but okay.
18:40But, yes.
18:41What we are now forecasting for year one is...
18:46Erm...
18:47Have you got the figures there?
18:49We've both got the figures.
18:51Do you want to...?
18:52Can you carry on?
18:54Yeah.
18:55It's actually a shrinkage, in fact, of 0.4.
19:08Okay.
19:13Okay.
19:26Okay.
19:33Okay.
19:42Okay.
20:05That'd be Daniel.
20:16He probably can't sleep or something.
20:24Okay.
20:42Do you mind if I move this?
20:44Yeah.
20:44You're free.
20:45Sorry.
20:46Thanks.
20:50Oh, thank you.
20:51Yes.
20:52Sorry.
20:55Okay.
21:07How long have you been saying?
21:09Yes.
21:10Yes.
21:18I'm really trying not to put any pressure on you.
21:24All I need is for you to get it heard.
21:26Get it in me.
21:27And ejaculate.
21:28That's literally it.
21:30Just...
21:32Get it in me.
21:33And ejaculate.
21:36I...
21:37I don't need it to be enjoyable.
21:41I just...
21:42Need you to ejaculate.
21:44Shut your eyes.
21:46They are.
21:47Shut your eyes.
21:49They are shut.
21:50Shut them.
21:51I can't.
21:52I've got this left.
21:53Shut your stupid eyes.
21:54I don't want to see in the dress.
22:02You're so annoying.
22:04It's not even funny anymore.
22:06Keep them shut now.
22:10Keep.
22:12Them.
22:13Shut.
22:17What?
22:23Wait, she's done a roast.
22:27Spent ages on you.
22:29She seasons the meat night before.
22:31Has it all day in a slow cooker, huh?
22:32Yeah, no, I know how your mum makes a roast.
22:35I spent like six years now hearing all about how your mum puts the meat in the slow cooker.
22:40Do you know she grows her own carrots?
22:41Here he is.
22:43Oh no!
22:43Go away!
22:45Let's talk of a roast.
22:46Oh, typical!
22:47Thanks, son.
22:50Here they are.
22:51They want feeding!
22:54Well, there's plenty of food.
22:56I've done a roast.
22:57I'm just going to pop upstairs.
22:59OK enough!
23:00Too much information!
23:02Eh?
23:25You in there?
23:29Yep!
23:32You okay?
23:36Yep!
23:43Everything will be OK.
23:45I just know it will.
23:48I can't say how I know.
23:50I just know.
23:52Does that make sense?
23:53Does that make sense?
23:56Yep!
23:57Just have this, like, an inkling.
24:07Do you want to let me in?
24:13Come on now.
24:14Just have a chat.
24:16Just go downstairs and have a chat.
24:17Go!
24:29She's dishing it out!
24:31Yeah, I don't give a fuck.
24:32Where are you going to go?
24:32She's done making cheese.
24:34I need to fucking leave.
24:43I didn't say anything!
24:44Don't talk to me!
24:46Don't talk to me!
24:46Even though you spoke to her!
24:47Even though you spoke to her!
24:48In this annoying cupboard!
24:49In this entire house!
24:50How is it my fault?
24:51How is this my fault?
25:03OK, my parents...
25:07OK, my parents are really positive, calm, constructive people.
25:13I don't really like that.
25:14It's what we need.
25:17They're not like...
25:19Yeah, I don't know.
25:21They're not like what?
25:24Well, you're obviously going to say something.
25:31You know, your parents can be a bit like...
25:35I don't just mean your parents.
25:39Your dad's...
25:41All serious.
25:42Your mum's...
25:43Your mum.
25:45There's a reason they haven't told them about the losses.
25:47They won't be able to deal with it.
25:49I think you guys are dealing with it really well.
25:54OK, let's stop this before it becomes something we know when it's become.
25:58Really?
26:01We're just going to stand here, pretend it's OK for people to go on about some fucking inkling when we're
26:06fucking...
26:11OK.
26:17Is that your mum that ought to have a dead fetus sucked out of her?
26:22So you stand there talking all smiling like a pair of fucking idiots and they know fuck all.
26:26They know fuck all.
26:34I didn't mean your parents are idiots.
26:36I just meant...
26:38The whole thing is idiotic.
26:50I didn't mean they're idiots.
26:52It's OK.
26:53Sorry.
26:54No, it's fine.
27:01They're doing their best.
27:03I think they just don't know what to say.
27:06That's like...
27:07Yeah.
27:09What is there to say?
27:10Oh, yeah.
27:13Sorry.
27:15They're just...
27:16No.
27:17How'd you end up like that in vain?
27:23Yeah.
27:24Are you OK?
27:26Yeah.
27:26No, I'm fine.
27:27I just...
27:31Erm...
27:31Do you mind if I say something?
27:33Of course, yeah.
27:37I have to say this, OK, cos...
27:40I love you.
27:42I want to look after you.
27:45It's my job to be the person to say this to you, but...
27:50You're not thinking straight.
27:53You're not thinking straight.
27:57Am I not?
28:01No.
28:05Sorry.
28:10I'm sorry.
28:11Don't they say sorry?
28:12You mean...
28:13I lost three babies, and I'm not thinking straight?
28:27Sorry.
28:27Oh, my God, I'm such a clutz.
28:30Sorry, I'm so harebrained.
28:33I can't think straight in my silly little girl head because my ditzy little womb keeps evacuating babies.
28:39Of course, I'm not thinking straight.
28:42I had one baby ripped out of me and another two pouring down my legs.
28:46Why do you expect me to think straight?
28:48How can you think straight?
28:53We had three babies growing inside me and they all died.
28:57One of them was ripped out of me by some procedure that I don't even want to think about.
29:00And we watched the other two gush down the toilet.
29:03You know what?
29:03You think straight about that.
29:06Jesus fucking God.
29:55I think the difference is I'm able to rationalize it.
30:00I know you're not.
30:03Okay.
30:05I am...
30:06Of course you can't rationalise it.
30:09But you're pregnant three times and they all die. You can rationalise that?
30:15Yeah.
30:17Fuck off.
30:18I can rationalise it.
30:19Of course you can't.
30:21I can't rationalise it. I can make sense of it in my brain,
30:26which means I'm able to manage my emotional reaction to it
30:30without having to go on about it to everyone.
30:42Okay.
30:47Yeah.
30:53Rationalise it then.
30:55Go on.
30:57Rationalise it because I love rational.
31:00Rational's fucking excellent.
31:01I'd love to find a way to make this all feel fucking rational.
31:10You have to think of this.
31:13within its place,
31:15within the cosmos.
31:22Fuck off.
31:23No, sorry.
31:25Go on.
31:27Tell me how this all fits within the cosmos. It sounds fantastic.
31:30Okay, fuck off.
31:31No, go on. Sorry, please. Rationalise.
31:34Rationalise the way you were saying the cosmos.
31:43We're just people.
31:45You know.
31:49Really?
31:53Okay.
31:56Wow, you thought of that yourself.
31:59Wow, this is like...
32:02This is life changing.
32:04Why didn't you tell me this sooner?
32:07You need to write this down because, you know,
32:08the whole cosmos thing is really deep.
32:11That's like...
32:11That's the sort of thing clever people say.
32:13Who cares about the children dying in my stomach are all just part of the cosmos.
32:21The cosmos.
32:22Oh, come on. That's hilarious.
32:25You know that's funny.
32:29Have you been listening to a podcast?
32:31You just fuck off.
32:33Seriously, it's fucking rude.
32:35Fuck you.
32:36Yeah, okay.
32:37Don't call me fucking rude.
32:38I do fucking everything you need.
32:40I've upset my mum.
32:42I do fucking whatever you want me to do because I love you,
32:46and I'm happy to do it because I love you,
32:48and because I...
32:50I made a vow to you on our wedding day,
32:52but you can't then just turn around and be fucking rude.
32:58You've got two options.
33:00You can either bend over, let the misery fuck you,
33:03or you move forward, you stay focused.
33:06Eyes up, level head.
33:12Is that what you're doing?
33:14Yeah.
33:17What was it?
33:19Move forward?
33:20Move forward, stay focused, eyes up, level head.
33:26Now is that going?
33:28It's going well.
33:31Yeah?
33:33Yeah.
33:36I've put all the pain through, like...
33:41Imagine that, like, a shredder, a paper shredder in my head.
33:47I put all the pain through the shredder, I've burnt the shreds,
33:51and now that allows me to move forwards across the ashes.
33:58You know that's mad though, yeah?
34:01It's not.
34:02It is.
34:04It's fucking loopy.
34:06It works.
34:07It doesn't.
34:09I promise you it doesn't.
34:13I promise you it doesn't.
34:18You don't talk about it.
34:21You only talk to your dad about it, and that's like talking to a two-year-old.
34:24Okay, fine.
34:25I'm going to talk about it.
34:25I'll talk to fucking everyone about it.
34:27I'll talk to Dave about it.
34:28I'll go around Sainsbury, the fucking lad they've got.
34:36Hey.
34:38Doing a ceremony, I couldn't keep me eyes on it.
34:40Shit, Kevin.
34:41I mean, look at him.
34:42What a guy, eh?
34:44He's got the looks, he's got a daughter, eh?
34:47You are turning me out of my show, you dangerous beast, eh?
34:53Are you guys alright?
34:55No.
35:00Is this okay?
35:01Yeah, thank you.
35:02So, um...
35:05There's something that I've got to tell this guy that I've been seeing,
35:08and, um...
35:10Okay, he's going to hate it, and I...
35:14Let's just...
35:44Shall we start with a prayer?
35:47Yes.
35:51Do you want to lead it?
35:54Okay.
36:22Help me.
36:38Sorry I didn't make the restaurant.
36:39No, yeah, don't worry.
36:40I actually really value eating on my own.
36:43The payment got you okay?
36:44Yeah, all good.
36:45Thanks.
36:46And I left the tip.
36:49Because you forgot the tip.
36:52No, I was glad that you didn't add the tip.
36:55It felt nice to leave the tip.
37:07I just wanted to have a little chat.
37:11Sorry, do you mind if I put this on your book?
37:13Oh, um...
37:18Are you okay, Tim?
37:19No, yeah, happy to.
37:20Yeah.
37:22I'm really, like...
37:24I'm really open to, like, discussions and emotions.
37:30I used to cry quite a lot when I was little, so...
37:33Just fire away.
37:35Anything you need to say, just say it.
37:37Is this about Singapore?
37:39It's linked.
37:40Yeah, but it's...
37:41Because I'm so excited for you.
37:44Thank you, yeah.
37:47And I assume you'll get a raise?
37:56You all right if I open these?
37:57Yeah.
37:59I doubt they'd headhunt you and increase your responsibilities
38:01without a commensurate salary increase.
38:03If they do, you will need to have a word.
38:07Or I will.
38:12Well, there's, um, gonna be quite a significant raise, yeah.
38:16How significant?
38:21Because it should probably also be a proportional increase in your bonus.
38:26Why don't you let me take a look at the paperwork?
38:28I can make a plan for the money and...
38:30Okay, no.
38:31Are you kidding me?
38:34What?
38:34What do you mean, what?
38:38I'm trying to help you organise your finances.
38:40Okay, no.
38:42Sleep in the attic.
38:44Excuse me?
38:45Sleep in the attic.
38:45Go on, fuck off.
38:46Get out my bedroom.
38:47Well, that's rude.
38:48You're gonna have to put the radiator on and turn it to three.
38:50I'm literally trying to help you organise your finances.
38:53Yeah, I know.
38:54It's interesting, though, isn't it, that you won't let me?
38:56Fuck off.
38:57Very interesting.
38:57Fuck off!
38:58Get out my bedroom!
39:02All of my mates have settled down.
39:05I'm the only one.
39:09I'm all alone in the world.
39:10Can you imagine how that feels?
39:15I just need the chance to move away.
39:19Start again.
39:22Take me to Singapore.
39:29I'd love to tell Stephen I'm moving to Singapore.
39:37Here?
39:38Yeah, yeah.
39:39Good for me.
39:39I don't think it's much like...
39:41No, this is fine, isn't it?
39:42Yeah.
39:42Yeah, it's good, yeah.
39:45We're a bit like, in the middle work.
39:48Oh, you want us to have a cosy little corner together.
39:52Sounds serious?
39:53Uh-oh.
40:00Oh, lots to talk about.
40:03Yeah, there is indeed.
40:04Uh-oh.
40:05Sounds serious.
40:07There.
40:12Oh.
40:13I made it, Belle.
40:21Oh, it's lovely.
40:24Been here a few times during the day.
40:26I know I should be working.
40:28It counts as work.
40:30It counts as work, right?
40:32Everything counts as work.
40:35I think they do like, um...
40:38Yeah.
40:39Thanks for coming out.
40:40No, it's great to be out.
40:42Really.
40:44I sort of texted you and I was like...
40:47I know we don't know each other very well.
40:50No.
40:51No, I was pleased you asked, actually.
40:54Service is terrible.
40:55Even when it's empty, it's mad.
41:00But how are you?
41:01You okay?
41:03Uh, yeah, fine.
41:05I...
41:06I'm pregnant.
41:08I'm ready.
41:13Great timing.
41:15Um...
41:16Shall I...
41:17Go ahead.
41:18Okay, so the, uh, halloumi.
41:23Um...
41:25Oyster mushrooms, the burrata salad.
41:28Dressing.
41:30Uh...
41:30On the side?
41:31Hmm.
41:32We'll have the dressing on the side, please.
41:35Um...
41:35Chippy Kofta.
41:37Lamb skewers.
41:40Uh...
41:41Hummus and baba ghanoush.
41:42Do they come with flatbreads?
41:44I'm just gonna...
41:45And I've...
41:46It's been a lot of...
41:48Interviews and stress, um...
41:50Networking.
41:51Sadly.
41:52But, um...
41:53I've managed to get a promotion.
41:57Hmm.
41:57Don't tell Dave that...
41:59I said that.
42:00Um...
42:00He thinks I was headhunted.
42:03But, um...
42:04It means a move to...
42:05Singapore.
42:08Great.
42:12Well, yeah, but...
42:14Looks like I've got this...
42:16Baby growing inside of me.
42:19Which feels...
42:20Amazing.
42:23I'm really sorry.
42:27No.
42:42Okay.
42:44Quite simply...
42:46Dave isn't capable of fatherhood.
42:50And, um...
42:51I'm moving to Singapore without him.
42:53I haven't told him yet because...
42:55He's desperate for me to go to this Matt's wedding.
42:59And, um...
43:00But the...
43:00My question is that...
43:02When it comes to it, because...
43:04There is a lot of pain in him and sensitivity and...
43:07He's rather vulnerable beneath it all.
43:10You know him.
43:13What is the...
43:15Nicest way to dump him?
43:21So I have a lot to digest.
43:26Have some more.
43:27I've just...
43:28Greedy guts eating potato.
43:30Ha ha ha!
43:41Singapore?
43:42Yeah.
43:43Wow.
43:45She's been headhunted.
43:46Headhunted?
43:48Headhunted?
43:48Yeah.
43:49Oh.
43:49Wow.
43:51Oh, she's good.
43:52Is she?
43:54Still good for you.
43:57Oh, yeah.
43:58I was it.
43:59Who isn't?
44:03No, it's a...
44:05It's a big...
44:06Thing for her.
44:09It's a...
44:10Yeah.
44:13She wants me to go with her.
44:18To...
44:19To Singapore?
44:20Yeah.
44:27That's good.
44:29Yeah.
44:33Yeah.
44:33So you'd move out there and...
44:36Yeah, yeah.
44:37Settle down.
44:47Well, it's great that she's arsed you, huh?
44:51What does that mean?
44:56Wow, that's...
44:59Of course you'd ask me.
45:01You married people are hilarious.
45:04You just can't stand the thought of somebody else.
45:06No, no, no.
45:07I'm joking.
45:08I'm joking.
45:09It's all good, mate.
45:11All good.
45:12All good.
45:26How long do you think you'd be out there?
45:31Like, if you moved out there with her this year?
45:35It probably would be this year, yeah.
45:39Um...
45:41Well, it would be a long-term move, um...
45:44Professionally, for Amanda, so...
45:46Yeah.
45:49Permanent?
45:53But...
45:54I guess you...
45:55You...
45:55You come home, what?
45:57Every female, so...
45:58What would I come home for?
46:02Daniel?
46:04Well, yeah.
46:05There's Daniel.
46:06Of course there's Daniel.
46:07I'm always thinking of Daniel.
46:09He'll visit, yeah.
46:11He'll love it out there.
46:13Yeah.
46:14And my dad.
46:15But, uh...
46:16There's nothing else to come home for.
46:25Well, it'd be good to see you back, have you?
46:26Yeah.
46:28Finally.
46:2820 years.
46:29I've been trying to get rid of you.
46:30Ha, ha, ha, ha.
46:33Ha, ha, ha.
46:36Ha, ha, ha.
46:39Ha, ha, ha.
46:40Oh, my God.
46:49Ha, ha.
46:52Ha, ha.
46:53Ha, ha, ha.
46:53Ha, ha, ha, ha.
46:55Ha, ha, ha.
46:55Ha, ha, ha, ha.
47:07Okay, thank you.
47:13When I first met my wife.
47:23When I first met Lisa.
47:34When I first met Lisa, she was actually incredibly rude.
47:38She actually tried to push in front of me in the queue at the cab shop.
47:42It was Peter.
47:48But I knew, as soon as I spoke to her, I knew I wanted to be with this amazing woman
47:55for the rest of my life.
47:57Stand it out.
48:04Lisa.
48:08I'm addicted to you.
48:12Every minute we're not together feels like a waste of a minute.
48:17I found you beautiful the first moment I saw you.
48:21I found you beautiful every moment since.
48:30I find you beautiful first thing in the morning when your breath stinks.
48:36But when your breath stinks and your hair's a mess.
48:41I find you beautiful last thing at night when I can't sleep because you're making me laugh.
48:47And then five minutes later when your snoring kicks in.
48:55We stand here today and we look at our lives stretched out before us.
49:04And I see us laughing every day and getting drunk and going on amazing holidays.
49:15And I know there will be hard times too.
49:18But whatever happens to us, however hard we fall in the most painful moments.
49:25We made a vow today that we will be there for each other.
49:32We will love and look after each other.
49:37Me, the sensible problem solver.
49:41And you, the fun, mad, uncontainable and unrepeatable one.
49:52Nothing can break us apart.
50:05I'd like to propose a toast.
50:11To my world.
50:13My life.
50:16To my wife.
50:19To Lisa.
50:21To Lisa!
50:23To Lisa!
50:43All right, that's it, ladies and gentlemen, that's it.
50:46The pizza van is now open and let's remember it is a free bar.
50:51Last side, let's make it a messy one.
50:52Hey!
50:54Hey!
50:56Hey!
50:58Hey!
51:07Hey!
51:22Amanda's pregnant.
51:25See my WhatsApps?
51:55Amanda's pregnant, she's gonna dump Dave and move to Singapore.
51:59You need to tell him.
52:01Destroy the fucking bitch.
52:02She'll be with you, stop the day with a little syllable, left unfinished.
52:16When you move, kiss me.
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