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00:00Look at my mind, everyone. Look at the eyes of my mind.
00:17Hey, I can't be strong enough for you.
00:23I mean, there's a tree on the ground.
00:27I don't care if I can do it, but I don't care if I can do it
00:34I'm going to break it up, and I'm going to get you on your side
00:39It's so easy to do, and it's so full of what I can do
00:45Freeze, don't freeze, babe, I want to call it
00:50I'm all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right
00:55Oh
01:32Who wrote it who could have possibly written that letter
01:40Could it have been Aki-Arikaki
01:43No if she wanted to expose me she would have made it a public production not a secret scheme
01:48She'd wait for the perfect time so as many people as possible would see it
01:51Who else knows about my past and how did they recognize me?
01:55Hey, what's up? What you're thinking about nothing? Could Kojiro have done it?
02:02What's up with you Makabe? You look super creepy
02:06It's nothing you just startled me
02:09Hmm isn't that pig's foot disgusting
02:14What's wrong with you Makabe this guy had an entire pig's foot in his lunch today
02:18Can you believe it like in one piece that's gross my mom made my lunch. I didn't request it
02:24You're talking about an actual pig's foot
02:26I don't want to think about that time of my life ever again let alone relive it
02:31Hey pig's foot
02:33Oink for me like a little piggy
02:34Hey, I'm gonna inherit my dad's company
02:36Oink oink
02:37What's wrong?
02:38Are you feeling okay?
02:41These girls are only being nice to me now because I'm hot
02:46What? No way that's what Makabe used to look like?
02:49I don't appreciate being deceived like this
02:51Makabe why don't you go buy me a drink?
02:54You'll serve us now
02:55You knew it would come out eventually
02:56We know what you used to look like
02:58You've got some nerve for such a bottom here
03:00I'm so disappointed in you
03:06No, stop laughing at me
03:11What's the matter Makabe?
03:13Read the third paragraph like I asked
03:21I'm sorry the text made me a bit emotional
03:25Makabe is such a sweet sensitive guy
03:28I have to find out who wrote it
03:31Who is Anonymous X and why would they delight in torturing me?
03:38If Adagaki finds out my true identity my reputation and my whole revenge plan will crumble
03:44Getting adopted by grandpa and changing my last name will have all been for nothing
03:48Those nightmarish days I spent drenched in sweat and tears
03:52They will have been lived in vain
03:55Who is it? Who is Anonymous X?
03:59What am I supposed to do about this?
04:01I'm so stressed and anxious my tummy hurts because of it
04:10What's going on?
04:11What is this chaos and madness?
04:13This must be the lunchtime stampede that I've heard so much about
04:31What? Isn't that Yoshino?
04:41That's Yoshino Koiwai, no doubt
04:46Uh, hey, are you okay?
04:50Well, I didn't expect this at all
04:52It turns out that heaven is just like school
04:55Uh, this isn't heaven you're still alive
04:58Now that I'm dead there's no harm in speaking ill of it
05:00Fate continues to assail me even in death with icy blow after icy blow
05:06How sad
05:07What the hell is even going on here?
05:09Hey, um, Koiwai?
05:12But I can't buy them now
05:14I can't possibly go back
05:21What?
05:22You want me to buy them for you?
05:26Why me?
05:29Thank you, come again
05:31All right, who's next?
05:32Uh, five explosive croquette buns
05:34Four cutlet sandwiches
05:35Thank you, come again
05:41Holy crap, these weigh a ton
05:45This must be some kind of dream
05:48Like the very last mirage that the little match girl saw
05:51I bought you the damn sandwiches
05:53One
05:55Two
05:56Three
05:57Four
05:59Five
06:00Are you like a priest statue?
06:03What the?
06:09Those sandwiches
06:10They're for Aki Adagaki, aren't they?
06:12Not for you
06:14Hold on a sec
06:15Do you mind if I come with you?
06:19I might find some more information about whether Aki is anonymous ex or not
06:23Sneak away
06:25Wait just a minute
06:27I'm so sorry
06:28Forgive me
06:29Forgive me
06:30I beg you
06:31Since you had fun at my expense
06:33It's only right that you should pay me back with your body
06:38I'm sorry
06:43I'm sorry
06:44I was just playing
06:45I won't do anything to hurt you or get you in trouble
06:48I promise
06:50Believe me, I'm harmless
06:51And I'll explain everything to Aki
06:53It's gonna be okay
06:56You mean it?
07:02She's such a victim
07:05Like Cinderella getting bullied by her wicked stepmother or something
07:09I can relate since I'm the guy formerly known as pig's foot
07:13You're late
07:18Do you want me to pass out from hunger or something?
07:21I'm really sorry
07:22A preschooler on their first trip to the grocery store would have been faster than you
07:26Please forgive me
07:28Yoshino, you dummy
07:29I'm very sorry
07:37She doesn't seem like a princess
07:44Geez
07:44Not even a hater like me wants to witness this display
07:51Are you okay?
07:53Hey, what are you doing here?
07:58Yoshino?
07:59She ran away, didn't she?
08:00She went to buy some tea
08:02She'd do anything for you
08:07So tell me what you're up to
08:09Oh, you know
08:10Just dropping in to say hello and ask how you're doing
08:14She ate all of that even before we got here with the sandwiches?
08:16That's insane!
08:18Um, so how have you been since I saw you the other day with?
08:22Oh, you mean with my hand
08:24It hurts when I bathe, stings a little
08:26And it makes getting dressed a lot harder
08:29Do you think of the truth?
08:30It hurts like hellfire!
08:31I had no intention of ever getting you involved that day
08:34That's right feel how much it hurts your fragile ego
08:38It's all part of my plan to break down your mental defenses
08:43Since things still seem to be right on track with my plan
08:45I can deduce that Anagaki is not anonymous ex and did not write that letter
08:50So who did?
08:54Infuriating
08:54What?
08:56Well, excuse me then
08:57I was being nice
08:59No, no
08:59That's not what I
09:01Come back
09:01Uh
09:01Uh
09:10Don't look you perv
09:11Avert your gaze immediately
09:12Ah, my eyes
09:14My eyes
09:15My eyes
09:15Ah
09:27What's this?
09:28Is that for me?
09:31Wow, thank you
09:32Cinderella
09:34Yoshino is always serving everyone like that
09:37She can't really help it though
09:39It really is a terrible habit
09:41But I wouldn't make too much out of it if I were you
09:45What's that look about?
09:47Nothing
09:47It's okay for her to treat me that way
09:49She's expected to work for me and always will be
09:53Oh
09:53No, it's just that you have cutlet sauce on your nose
09:58And I can't be nice to everyone all the time like she is
10:01It's not in my nature
10:02What are you saying?
10:05Yes, what could I possibly mean by that?
10:08I want to serve you
10:10I want you to need me even more than her
10:13Okay
10:24What is that idiot's problem?
10:27Victory, I nailed it
10:30Haki's probably blushing like crazy right now
10:32Of course she would develop feelings for the guy who rescued her and shed blood for her
10:36And who wants to serve her
10:39You didn't listen
10:40I told you I would be there for you
10:42I didn't think you would actually come to my rescue
10:46My love
10:47Don't ever doubt me again
10:49My big brother's reading Farasute? Gross!
10:52I'm glad I read Shinatsu's shoujo manga
10:54I have no regrets
10:55I can handle this
10:56If she keeps falling for me the love her death plan should progress even further
11:00I'm a god
11:01I can't lose
11:06I can't lose
11:06Idiot
11:15Next step to get her email address
11:17I've never asked a girl for her email before
11:19But the way things are going it shouldn't be a problem at all
11:31Pig's foot
11:40Do you want revenge for how Adagaki treated you back in the day?
11:50How did you find out that Pig's foot used to be my nickname anyway?
11:55I don't remember a girl like her being one of my bullies
11:58There's no way
12:00I don't remember ever seeing someone like that with Aki, do I?
12:03Hold on
12:04Wait a second
12:08She's there!
12:09I used to see you around Adagaki's mansion
12:18My family has served the Adagakis for generations
12:21That's always been our lot
12:23We have been their servants for 300 years
12:27She's officially Adagaki's number one crony
12:29She was born into it
12:31If Yoshino was Cinderella, Aki wasn't the stepmother but a master
12:35Which is even worse than I thought
12:38It's all over now
12:40It's all crumbling to dust
12:42All hope is lost
12:45My beautiful revenge plan dies right here
12:49I'm sure you think it's ridiculous
12:52Go ahead and laugh
12:53I still have no regrets about attempting to give Aki a taste of her own bitter medicine
12:58I won't laugh
12:59Try it then
13:04I'll even help you do it if you want
13:12I have an idea, Misaki
13:15Let's have a tea party today
13:16My father brought back some macarons from his trip to Paris
13:20Unfortunately, I have school beautification committee duties
13:23You're amazing
13:24You are so passionate about your committee work
13:27Yeah, it's incredible, Misaki
13:30What's that Yoshino Koiwai up to now?
13:33I can never trust her
13:35This might be one of her traps
13:36I have to do this on my own
13:38I can't rely on anyone
13:39Yeah, this love-or-death plan will work
13:42I'm not changing a thing
13:43I'm gonna become her email pin-pal first
13:45Just like I planned
13:49Masamune, you can't get back to class by going that way
13:53Hey, Futaba
13:54Are you still having trouble getting around?
13:57I'm happy to make you a map if you want
14:00Nah, I'd feel guilty
14:02Thanks for the help
14:03Well, checking up on transfer students is part of the class rep's job
14:07I'll put in a little extra effort since it's you, but don't tell
14:11Now come on, it's this way
14:14So, a few of us have been tossing around the idea of organizing a class barbecue
14:19Wouldn't that be fun?
14:21I'll use her as a guinea pig for this
14:25So, uh, Futaba
14:27I've been meaning to ask
14:29Could I get your e-
14:33What? Jeez!
14:35Asking a girl for her email address is a heck of a lot harder than I thought
14:39Are you okay? What's gotten into you?
14:42Nothing, I have to get back to class now
14:45What? You're not even going the right way
14:48Hey, Kojiro, got a pop quiz for you
14:50When you exchange email addresses, the number of contacts you have will be visible to the other person
14:55True or false?
14:56Huh, well, I'm gonna have to go with false
14:59Tell me the truth
14:59Are you sure?
15:01Lying is the first step on a path to a life of crime
15:03Why are you so worked up anyway?
15:06Because I've never done it before, duh
15:08Don't make me say it, it's embarrassing
15:10Ah, that's good news at least
15:12Changing email addresses won't expose how alone I am
15:14I have to find a situation where asking for an email address won't be totally awkward
15:18It's too bad
15:19It's your job though
15:21Huh? Hold on a second
15:22This is from left field
15:24Well, you're the class rep, aren't you?
15:26You can't give class B preferential treatment
15:29I'd be happy to do it if I didn't have so much committee and club work already
15:34What's the matter, Futaba?
15:35The school beautification committee lost a member
15:38So they're looking for someone to take the spot
15:40Just until summer vacation
15:45I'd be willing to do that
15:46I mean, I haven't joined any committees at this school yet
15:51Really? Are you sure?
15:53Yeah, if it means helping you out, I'm in
15:58This is my chance
16:03Makabe, I'm impressed that you actually showed up
16:06I'm so glad
16:07Thank goodness I joined this committee
16:08It's nothing
16:09You're sweet
16:12Oh, come on
16:13How dare you ignore me?
16:15It's about time to get to work now, you guys
16:19What am I even doing here?
16:21Oh, what a coincidence
16:22This must be our destiny
16:24I didn't expect that
16:25But she could have at least reacted a little bit
16:30I freak out over email addresses
16:32I used to be pig's foot and I am deathly afraid of spiders
16:36If anyone could see through me, they'd realize how worthless I am
16:42No one would ever want to go out with me
16:45Thinking I could make that woman fall in love with me like this was crazy
16:48I'm sorry, Makabe
16:49I saddled you with a lot of work, didn't I?
16:55No way
16:56Of course not
16:57Don't take responsibility for this seriously
17:00It's okay
17:00I know how I am
17:02I'm a meddler
17:03Everyone says so and it's true
17:05I'm nothing like you
17:07You mind your own business
17:08And you help with no motives
17:11Hold on, really?
17:13Am I actually in an ideal romantic situation
17:16All alone with a hot girl who admires me?
17:18And she went out of her way to seek me out to see how I'm doing
17:23What?
17:24Class rep
17:24Hey listen
17:26I know you might come to the class barbecue
17:29But would you ever want to see a movie with me?
17:32I mean
17:33Just us
17:34A movie?
17:35Like alone together?
17:37Sitting next to each other in the dark with her hands touching on the armrest
17:40Her clinging to me and squealing at the gory parts
17:43Going out afterwards talking about the film and possibly a relationship
17:47Like a real
17:50Date
17:51No, I can't get distracted from my main objective
17:56Well, at the moment I'm kind of
17:59Oh, no worries
18:00I'm sure you must be super busy
18:06Sorry
18:07I kind of put you on the spot
18:09But not at all
18:12Do your best
18:13You're awesome
18:23Wait
18:23Does this mean I might be popular?
18:27My plan is working
18:28Thanks a lot Futaba
18:30You just gave me a huge confidence boost
18:37I came to get a new bucket and found you grinning like an idiot
18:41Uh, hello there, Adagaki
18:43My expressions
18:44I still have no control over how my face looks
18:47That girl isn't even on the beautification committee, is she?
18:50No, she isn't
18:51I guess she just came to talk to me
18:53Why?
18:54Did you hear what we were talking about?
18:56It must be nice to be so popular
18:59Oh my, what's this about?
19:01That sounded prickly
19:02Did I detect a hint of jealousy in your voice just now?
19:05Well, isn't that just adorable?
19:07It means nothing if a girl I don't like asks me out
19:10Oh, is the same true for all girls?
19:13No, Adagaki
19:18All right, how are you gonna play this?
19:21The one and only gorgeous Aki Adagaki just opened a door
19:25Well, I wouldn't mind going out with you actually, Miss Adagaki
19:30Thanks a lot
19:35Thanks a lot, thanks a lot
19:38Yes, well done Masamune, good job kid, this is exactly how it was supposed to go
19:42Oh, no problem, I mean it
19:45Then would you mind giving me your email address?
19:47I'll reach out to you sometime
19:49Happy to
19:52Did I just achieve my goal with little to no effort?
19:54I'm not good, I'm the hottest guy on earth
19:58Oh, wait, I just remembered
20:00My phone is unfortunately getting fixed at the moment
20:03It was in need of some major repairs
20:06Repairs?
20:07I'm going to lose my momentum now, aren't I?
20:10I guess it's out of my hands
20:14That's all right
20:14Then meet me here, same time next week
20:22I've been waiting forever and she still isn't here
20:26Did she stand me up?
20:37Inside the broom closet
20:41The desk at the back of the room
20:46The animal pen
20:51There it is
21:05Look outside the window where you began
21:08How charming can you be, Adagaki?
21:11I'll get your email
21:34Who in the hell do you think you are?
21:38That was rather unfortunate
21:41What are you doing here?
21:43I'm taking over Adagaki's cleaning duties today
21:45If you came to make fun of me then get the heck out of here
21:48You're too naive
21:49I can help you
21:51If you just decide to trust me
21:53You could get her email and get a date
21:56All the dates you want really
21:57What?
21:58For real?
22:08See?
22:31See you next time.
22:45See you next time.
23:20See you next time.
23:39See you next time.

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