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00:00:11Buy lingerie, check. Bikini watch, check. Get boyfriend, check. Just one thing left to do
00:00:18before I lose my virginity at the glorious age of 21. Stop thinking about dick. I'm not thinking
00:00:23about dick, okay? I'm just nervous to lose my virginity to Mr. Big Dick, okay?
00:00:30Oh, fuck. It's Luke, my favorite customer. Did he hear? Okay, don't think about dick, especially
00:00:40not Luke's dick, especially not about Luke's probably really big dick. Morning, dick. Double
00:00:46shot of espresso in a mocha frap with nonfat milk, right? You're perfect. Thank you. Right?
00:00:51Isn't Sophie just perfect? Mike, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were coming. I would have
00:00:57got ready. Oh, don't worry. He's just here for a coffee. No. I'm here to see my girl.
00:01:01I'm here to see my girl. Want coffee? Right, right. Sorry.
00:01:28Oh, my God. Mikey, don't laugh. We're so mean. Go help your girlfriend. All right, all right,
00:01:34all right. I'm sorry. No, babe, don't see. You look great. My bad, my bad, my bad, my bad.
00:01:47Come here. Don't worry about that. I do it all the time.
00:01:52Let me remake your coffee.
00:02:00Right, guy. See, it's my girl. My face to wipe. Thanks, but, uh, no thanks.
00:02:07Oh, my God. Look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that. She's such a slut.
00:02:12As if someone as hot as him would want her. Yeah. Watch this. Oh, Mikey. Where did you find
00:02:19someone as cute as Sophie? Looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things like making coffee
00:02:26or having sex.
00:02:29Tosh, oh, come on. Oh, my God. Are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus?
00:02:40So, uh, you're a virgin?
00:02:46Oh, be careful, Mikey. I think we have a stage five clinger right here.
00:02:53Brooke, is it? Yeah, you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic.
00:02:57What? I literally don't even know you.
00:03:00Don't be embarrassed. Look, it's just chlamydia this week, gonorrhea last month.
00:03:04You should be more careful who you're sleeping with, especially while you're on the medication.
00:03:07Oh, my God. What? It was just chlamydia. Oh, fuck you all.
00:03:15Sounds like she already did.
00:03:17Oh, boy.
00:03:35I'm really, really sorry. I really don't like your boyfriend.
00:03:38He doesn't like my boyfriend? What does that mean?
00:03:44Shit, my appointment. I gotta go. Sorry.
00:03:51All right, we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine pelvic exam.
00:03:56So go ahead and put this on.
00:03:58Oh, he'll be with you in a moment, sweetie.
00:04:00He?
00:04:06A man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam?
00:04:10This day could not get any more humiliating.
00:04:15Good morning, Miss Tisdale.
00:04:20It's Luke.
00:04:22Luke is a gynecologist.
00:04:23My gynecologist.
00:04:41Don't worry, I'm full of the doctor titty-champ as it's your first time.
00:04:45Right. My first time.
00:04:47Miss Tisdale, is it?
00:04:48Yes. Nice to meet you, Dr. Miller.
00:04:51Nice to meet me? Pretty sure we've met a couple times already.
00:04:53Grind me. I mean, the coffee shop. Grind me.
00:04:59Oh, no. He remembers me.
00:05:02So you are here looking for a prescription for birth control?
00:05:06Yes.
00:05:07That asshole.
00:05:08Yes.
00:05:10I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you want to prevent any kind
00:05:14of unwanted pregnancies, right?
00:05:15I mean, I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy.
00:05:19I will use a condom.
00:05:22I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all. He's not good for you.
00:05:25Dr. Miller, I'm not sure that you're-
00:05:27Nurse, can you grab me a spectrum, please?
00:05:29Yes, Dr. Miller.
00:05:30I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do.
00:05:34I'm ready. I think I'm ready.
00:05:37Mike's my boyfriend, and yeah, he's kind of an asshole, but he likes me, and nobody's ever really liked me,
00:05:41so...
00:05:41You know what? I'm sorry that I overstepped the boundaries there.
00:05:47Let's get started with a breast exam.
00:05:51Breast exam?
00:05:53Breast exam?
00:05:54If you're uncomfortable, I can always get a different doctor.
00:05:56No, it's- I like it. It's fine.
00:06:03Uh, it's probably easier if you play back.
00:06:09It's okay.
00:06:13It's okay.
00:06:14Stop thinking about losing your virginity.
00:06:16Stop it. Stop.
00:06:18My head's cold.
00:06:20No, they're perfect.
00:06:22Stop embarrassing yourself.
00:06:24There's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist.
00:06:29There are no abnormalities.
00:06:34Thank you, Luke.
00:06:36Dr. Miller.
00:06:38That wasn't so bad.
00:06:39Sophie, can you put your feet up and start for me?
00:06:46Okay, yes, I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs, but not performing a pap smear.
00:06:54So, I need you to relax for a moment.
00:06:58All right? You're doing good.
00:07:01I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms.
00:07:12I'm going to be inserting a speculum.
00:07:16You're going to swab them your cervix.
00:07:18I need you to relax for a moment.
00:07:23So, do you like younger women?
00:07:27I mean, as your students, because you work on campus.
00:07:31No, my family donated to the clinic a couple years ago, or a while ago, actually.
00:07:37So, in my great-grandfather's honor, I donated a few hours of my time at the clinic.
00:07:42Oh, duh.
00:07:43Now he thinks, you think he's a creep.
00:07:45Amazing.
00:07:46Last thing, I'm going to touch your abdomen, just to check on your internal organs.
00:07:51All right?
00:07:53Relax for me. You're doing good.
00:07:56His finger's literally inside of me.
00:07:58Oh, my gosh.
00:08:05I think I just had an orgasm.
00:08:09Did he?
00:08:11All right.
00:08:13He's so noticed.
00:08:15Oh, my God.
00:08:16Everything looks good.
00:08:17No abnormalities.
00:08:19All right?
00:08:21Be right back.
00:08:28Is that a freaking wet spot?
00:08:33I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again.
00:08:40All right.
00:08:41So, here's your brick.
00:08:47Should I bring it to her, to the cafe?
00:08:51Yeah, we...
00:08:52No, she's my patient.
00:09:00Mike is going to come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight.
00:09:05You are so graphic.
00:09:08Speaking of sperm, I assume your appointment went okay.
00:09:12You will never believe who my gynecologist was.
00:09:16Luke.
00:09:17Are you serious?
00:09:19You got a finger by the...
00:09:20Dr. He'll buy coffee from you?
00:09:22The Luke?
00:09:24Sophie, you're a freak.
00:09:26So, is he, like, good with his fingers, or...
00:09:31Shut up, everybody.
00:09:32Shit.
00:09:32He's so sexy.
00:09:34Maybe I should schedule my pap smear.
00:09:36Okay.
00:09:37Don't worry.
00:09:38Okay?
00:09:40Tonight's going to be amazing.
00:09:41Okay, Soph?
00:09:42Yes.
00:09:43Come on.
00:09:44Let's get you ready for your big night tonight.
00:09:46Mike.
00:09:50I hope Mike's worth it, Sophie.
00:09:55Why do I even care?
00:10:01Yo.
00:10:02Ready to fork over a grand tonight?
00:10:04Is that Sophie's boyfriend?
00:10:10You're not winning any bet tonight, buddy.
00:10:12You're dating a nun.
00:10:13She's never going to let you smash.
00:10:15I'm calling it.
00:10:16Dude, she's low-key a slut.
00:10:19I just can't prove it.
00:10:22You will soon.
00:10:25You're going to film her?
00:10:26No.
00:10:30Dude, you're sick.
00:10:32What if she doesn't let you hit?
00:10:34A little bit of this.
00:10:37And she's going to go feral.
00:10:41Yo, that 1,500 is mine.
00:10:44Just keep the cameras rolling.
00:10:48Don't get involved, Luke.
00:10:49You're just your customer and doctor.
00:10:54Hey.
00:10:55You need to pay.
00:11:00Fuck.
00:11:00My eyes.
00:11:01What the fuck?
00:11:02Where's your fucking friend live?
00:11:03Before I call the cops.
00:11:06Kay-kay-kay-kay-kay-kay-kay-kay-kay-kay-kay-ay avenue.
00:11:08Apartment 2.
00:11:09I need to get to Sophie.
00:11:16The lady.
00:11:35Nervous?
00:11:38Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend
00:11:41than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
00:11:47Nervous?
00:11:48I'm a little nervous.
00:11:50Don't be.
00:11:52You know my cherries I popped.
00:11:58Wait.
00:11:59What?
00:12:01I'm sorry, I forgot to start my birth control.
00:12:03We're gonna have to wait, I'm sorry Mike.
00:12:05I can't do this.
00:12:09Are you kidding me?
00:12:10I'm sorry you were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month.
00:12:13Mike, why would you say something like that?
00:12:16I'm going home.
00:12:22There it is, man.
00:12:26What the hell you are?
00:12:28Not until I get something.
00:12:32No.
00:12:33No.
00:12:36Stop, Mike.
00:12:37Stop.
00:12:39Hey.
00:12:45Who the fuck invited you?
00:12:51Dr. Miller.
00:12:53Hey, Sophie.
00:12:54Hey.
00:12:55Hey, stay with me.
00:12:58Hey.
00:12:59Hey, Sophie.
00:13:00Hey.
00:13:01Hey.
00:13:02Hey, can you hear me?
00:13:03Did you take something?
00:13:05What's up, Grandpa?
00:13:06Who the fuck invited you?
00:13:10Listen up, dumbass.
00:13:12Making her like you is the last good thing that will ever happen to you.
00:13:14I go to an Ivy League asshole.
00:13:16If you want her, you can have her.
00:13:18I got plenty of pussy to choose from.
00:13:20What?
00:13:20What's so funny?
00:13:21You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
00:13:23Says who?
00:13:24You ever study in Miller Hall?
00:13:26Yeah.
00:13:28I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
00:13:30My family is the biggest donor to the university since ever.
00:13:34That means I got the dean on speed dial.
00:13:37Dad, you just pissed your future away, brother.
00:13:40Wait.
00:13:40Wait.
00:13:42Wait.
00:13:42No, no, no.
00:13:43And you can let your buddy Jake know, too.
00:13:46No, no, no.
00:13:46Please, can we talk about this?
00:13:48It was just a joke.
00:13:48Oh, you want to talk?
00:13:50No.
00:13:53Hey.
00:13:55Hey, come on.
00:14:12She's either really wasted or drugged.
00:14:14Either way, it's not good.
00:14:22You stole me from my date?
00:14:25Gives you the right, you asshole.
00:14:31I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
00:14:35Stop talking to me like you're my dad.
00:14:36I don't have a daddy fetish.
00:14:46How much did you have to drink?
00:14:48I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with.
00:14:53Just because you shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
00:14:56Don't call me Dr. Miller.
00:14:58Tell me this.
00:14:58Why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let me use it?
00:15:06I was at the bar.
00:15:08All right?
00:15:08And I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet that he could take your virginity and record it.
00:15:20Wow.
00:15:23I'm an idiot.
00:15:25No, you're an idiot.
00:15:28First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam.
00:15:36And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough, I was going to lose my virginity to
00:15:41a complete asshole.
00:15:43I waxed my asshole for that asshole.
00:15:48Sorry, Sophie.
00:15:55Sophie, you want my virginity, Luke?
00:16:04You can have it.
00:16:13Someone clearly wants me.
00:16:16Are you hard right now?
00:16:24We're mid-argument.
00:16:27That's so wrong.
00:16:29You're drunk.
00:16:30I'm taking you home.
00:16:33What are you doing?
00:16:34You're drunk.
00:16:35I'm taking you home.
00:16:35What?
00:16:36No, I can't go home.
00:16:37My roommate's there.
00:16:39I told her I was going to be at Mike's.
00:16:40She's probably having sex because she's fuckable unlike me.
00:16:49We're here.
00:16:51Here?
00:16:51Where is here?
00:16:53My place.
00:16:55You can stay here for the night, wait until your roommate wakes up and answers the phone.
00:16:59If you're comfortable.
00:17:00I want to.
00:17:02I mean, I'm cool.
00:17:04I'm cool with that.
00:17:06But is your girlfriend going to be cool with that?
00:17:09Smooth, Sophie.
00:17:12Who says I have a girlfriend?
00:17:36You're in Dr. Miller's room, the room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year.
00:17:53How do you afford to live here alone? It's huge.
00:17:57I don't like tight spaces.
00:18:00Not all tight spaces.
00:18:02Is he a tease or do I just need to bleach my mind?
00:18:06Come on, let's get you cleaned up. You'll feel better afterwards.
00:18:09Thanks for taking care of me, Doc.
00:18:15Sorry, I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:18:19I'm happy.
00:18:46I'm happy.
00:18:53You don't have to look away, Doc. You've seen way too much of me already.
00:19:00I just don't want to be disrespectful.
00:19:04You know, I don't want you thinking I lure my patients home all the time.
00:19:07Wait. You mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their evil boyfriend and draw them a
00:19:16bath in your two million dollar home, Dr. Miller?
00:19:18No, Mrs. Doe.
00:19:22Then why me? I'm nothing special.
00:19:25You don't mess up my coffee order.
00:19:29You're kind to people.
00:19:32You're beautiful.
00:19:43You're beautiful.
00:19:45Who is that?
00:19:48This is my crazy ex-girlfriend.
00:19:50Um, you have to hide right now.
00:19:53All right?
00:19:55Come on.
00:19:57Luke?
00:19:59Are you home?
00:20:04Lukey?
00:20:05Come out, come out.
00:20:08Stop playing.
00:20:09I stole one of your pagers.
00:20:11I know you're not on call.
00:20:19Don't say a word.
00:20:20There's no way that thing's fitting inside of me, his ex, or anyone else.
00:20:27Are you seriously gonna hook up with your ex right now? What the hell?
00:20:32She's a Dean's daughter.
00:20:34We broke up forever ago, but she stalks my patients. She gets them kicked out of school.
00:20:38Then why did you strip down and get into bed?
00:20:40Shhh.
00:20:44What are you doing?
00:20:46You didn't answer my calls.
00:20:48I'm sleeping.
00:20:50Why don't I join you?
00:20:57I can think of a million things I'd rather do.
00:20:59Like what, baby?
00:21:01Like the thing that I do with the ice cubes?
00:21:04Ice cubes?
00:21:05What ice cubes?
00:21:06Like call the cops.
00:21:08Do you not remember I have a restraining order against you?
00:21:10Your father begged me to not go through with it.
00:21:12Come on, Lukey.
00:21:14You know you love screwing me.
00:21:21I have someone new in my life.
00:21:25Someone new? Who the fuck is she?
00:21:29I'm gonna give you three seconds to get out of my room.
00:21:32And if you're still here, I'm gonna call the cops.
00:21:33Then I'm gonna call the dean.
00:21:35And I'm gonna let him know that his psychotic daughter stole my pager.
00:21:39Do you know how dangerous that is?
00:21:40No. You can't.
00:21:42One.
00:21:45Two.
00:21:45Fine. Fine.
00:21:47I'm leaving.
00:21:50Your loss.
00:22:00Oh, my god, Luke.
00:22:03Fuck.
00:22:15Holy shit.
00:22:18You smell like booze.
00:22:19I sobered up, I swear.
00:22:22What's with the ice cubes?
00:22:27I prefer no ice cubes.
00:22:33You won't move on from me, Lucas.
00:22:38You'll come back to me after I take care of that little distraction.
00:22:57My virginity?
00:23:00Yep. Still intact.
00:23:05Fuck my life.
00:23:07Language, Ms. Tisdale.
00:23:09Jesus, what the hell are you doing?
00:23:13I'm here to tend to your massive hangover.
00:23:15Whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night.
00:23:18What would you have me do?
00:23:20Don't say it. Don't say it.
00:23:22You could join me.
00:23:27Sophie, you're 21 years old.
00:23:37Luke, that is three years past legal.
00:23:40There are plenty of guys on campus who would want to fuck me, so what's your problem?
00:23:54Luke, that is three years past legal.
00:23:56There are plenty of guys on campus who would want to fuck me, so what's your problem?
00:24:02I don't even want to think about some boy touching you.
00:24:05But?
00:24:07But a lot of things, Sophie.
00:24:10You're my patient for one.
00:24:11In an on-campus clinic.
00:24:14I'm graduating this year.
00:24:17Second?
00:24:20Your version.
00:24:22Ouch.
00:24:23I'm asking you to change that.
00:24:34You're talking to Dr. Miller right now, love.
00:24:39But you're asking me to fuck you.
00:24:44I don't make both.
00:24:46I'm not going to call you in the morning afterwards.
00:24:48All right, sweetheart?
00:24:49I'm not that guy.
00:24:52I'm not that guy.
00:24:56Well, maybe I don't need you to call me Luke.
00:24:58I'm a big girl.
00:24:59I can handle myself.
00:25:02Unless you're just not interested.
00:25:05I saw how hot your ex is and she's good at crazy sex, according to you.
00:25:13Someone's jealous.
00:25:15Sophie, there's a reason why I drive across campus to come to your shitty little cafe to
00:25:19have you make me a cup of coffee.
00:25:21Because it's cheap.
00:25:34Because I enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform.
00:25:38When you bend over and make me my cup of coffee.
00:25:42You see, you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body.
00:25:47So do it.
00:25:48I'm ready, I promise.
00:25:54Ready?
00:26:01What's that?
00:26:02As your doctor, I know you haven't started your birth control.
00:26:09Sorry, Sylvia.
00:26:12Are you kidding me?
00:26:21Can I, uh, can I get, uh...
00:26:23Continue.
00:26:23You're killing me.
00:26:24So the Dr. Miller takes you to his fancy ass house, you see his dick, and you're still...
00:26:30A virgin?
00:26:30Yeah.
00:26:32I threw every proposition in the book at him, and he just didn't want this.
00:26:39Can you wait?
00:26:40Oh my god.
00:26:41Sophie, no 36-year-old man, I looked at his age, by the way, is passing up a hot virgin
00:26:48co-ed like you.
00:26:49He respects you, dummy.
00:26:51Or he doesn't think I'm worth the trouble.
00:26:53I mean, he's clearly experienced, sophisticated, sexy, all the things I'm not.
00:26:58You have a brand new, shiny, tight pussy.
00:27:02A Cadillac pussy.
00:27:04And Luke's gonna be back for a test drive.
00:27:06Watch.
00:27:09Hi, is the Cadillac pussy a new drink?
00:27:11No.
00:27:12Can you just order?
00:27:27I thought that you were Dr. Miller's intern.
00:27:30But a janitor makes a lot more sense.
00:27:35Luke's psycho ex followed me.
00:27:40What do you want?
00:27:42I think we got off on the wrong foot.
00:27:47I didn't get to introduce myself when you were in bed with my boyfriend.
00:27:52Luke is not your boyfriend, Gina.
00:27:54He made it clear that you two broke up.
00:27:56Oh, so you admit that you're screwing Dr. Miller, knowing that I am pregnant with his child.
00:28:04Can you believe it?
00:28:06Sophie's evil.
00:28:08First Mike, now someone's boyfriend?
00:28:10A slut.
00:28:12Pregnant with Luke's.
00:28:14Did you really think that a man that accomplished, attractive, and rich would settle for some broke loser barista?
00:28:24Sophie, you idiot.
00:28:25Of course he was never yours.
00:28:30Sophie, you can have him.
00:28:33You didn't have to hurt my baby.
00:28:35I didn't do this.
00:28:36I swear.
00:28:36I would never.
00:28:37What's going on?
00:28:38Your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman.
00:28:41No, I didn't.
00:28:42I've never spoken to this woman before today.
00:28:44Hey, that's the dean's daughter.
00:28:47Sophie?
00:28:48I'm calling the police.
00:28:50No, I would never do this.
00:28:51Please.
00:28:51She's just assaulted a pregnant woman.
00:28:54We need a medic, too.
00:28:56I'm a doctor.
00:29:02I'm a doctor.
00:29:24No, no, no, no.
00:29:25I'm fine.
00:29:27I'll just be going.
00:29:30We can't let you leave without a medical clearance.
00:29:34I've never seen him look so angry.
00:29:36Yeah, it'll be no trouble at all.
00:29:41Your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant?
00:29:45It was for a friend.
00:29:46You liar.
00:29:47I saw you drinking from it.
00:29:49Let me go.
00:29:50I don't want to press charges.
00:29:54Just a moment.
00:30:05Oh, my God.
00:30:07You're crazy.
00:30:08You're actually crazy.
00:30:10Luke, please.
00:30:11I can explain.
00:30:12She's not right for you.
00:30:15Breaking into my house.
00:30:17Stealing my pager.
00:30:18That's normal for you, Gina.
00:30:19I get it.
00:30:20But I draw the line when you try to hurt somebody that I care about.
00:30:28Officer, I want her involuntarily committed.
00:30:31She's a danger to herself and people around her.
00:30:34I'll sign the warrant myself.
00:30:36Stop.
00:30:37Luke, this isn't you.
00:30:40You are just being taken advantage of.
00:30:42She's nothing.
00:30:44A cheap, broke, campus whore.
00:30:47You're better than this, Luke.
00:30:50Officer, take her away.
00:30:55Let's go.
00:30:57You bitch!
00:30:58You don't deserve him.
00:31:00Let's go.
00:31:02I knew she was psycho.
00:31:04You couldn't even hurt Flay even if someone paid you to.
00:31:08Thanks, Ev.
00:31:09Sophie, I'm sorry.
00:31:10I should never have taken her word over yours.
00:31:13Take the date.
00:31:23Someone's waiting for their new test drive.
00:31:25Cadillac Pissy.
00:31:35You came just to save me?
00:31:38Of course I did.
00:31:45I knew that when she stopped blowing my phone up that she was going to come after you.
00:31:50So I didn't stand to see you get hurt because of me.
00:31:57I don't know if I'd buy that, Luke.
00:31:59Sophie, I rushed out of surgery for you.
00:32:01I know she's capable of doing crazy things.
00:32:03I don't think she's as crazy as you think.
00:32:06I mean, she had some pretty good points about you.
00:32:10What do you mean?
00:32:12I mean, you reject all of my advances and then suddenly I'm so important you leave a patient for me?
00:32:20What do you see in me?
00:32:22Or am I just entertainment to you?
00:32:26Entertainment?
00:32:26Sophie, if you were to just entertain me, I wouldn't get involved in your life.
00:32:31You're just young.
00:32:37I should leave you the hell alone unless you find somebody more suitable.
00:32:40Just because you're this big hot shot doctor at UPN doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what
00:32:45I want.
00:32:52What do you want?
00:32:57You.
00:33:00Take me seriously.
00:33:04And get in the car.
00:33:06What?
00:33:07To where?
00:33:08Spend Thanksgiving with me and my family.
00:33:11What?
00:33:12Unless you have something else planned for the break.
00:33:39I thought you said we were here to meet your family, not go to a gala.
00:33:42We're doing both.
00:33:44My mother, she hosts our clinic's charity gala here for vacation home.
00:33:49Your vacation home?
00:33:51As in you have multiple?
00:33:54Wow.
00:33:55Mr. Miller, it's good to have you home, sir.
00:34:03And you have a butler at your vacation mansion.
00:34:06Luke, you're not just rich.
00:34:07You're like old money.
00:34:09What the hell?
00:34:11Look, I didn't say it because I don't want you to stress out.
00:34:13The truth is, yes.
00:34:15My family's rich.
00:34:17But we're not here to impress them.
00:34:19We're here to show them that you're a part of my life.
00:34:22And that I'm not embarrassed to be seen with you.
00:34:37Is this the waitress that you brought me, Lucas?
00:34:42Why is she dressed so frumpy?
00:34:49I'm not.
00:34:50Hang on.
00:34:52What even am I to Luke?
00:34:58Mother.
00:35:00This is Sophie, my girlfriend.
00:35:04Girlfriend?
00:35:05No way.
00:35:07Wait, focus, Sophie.
00:35:08Manners.
00:35:10Nice to meet you, Miss Miller.
00:35:15Girlfriend?
00:35:17What happened to the pretty woman?
00:35:20Gina?
00:35:22The Dean's daughter?
00:35:23The one I worked so hard to set you up with?
00:35:26Ouch.
00:35:28Mother, again,
00:35:30as I just said, this is my girlfriend.
00:35:32And my date to the gala.
00:35:34If I have to remind you to her importance in my life again,
00:35:36I'm going to make sure this gala does not go smoothly.
00:35:39Unless you want one of your pompous friends
00:35:40to know which one of their husbands you're sleeping with.
00:35:42Ah!
00:35:43You ungrateful child.
00:35:49If you'll excuse us, we need to get ready.
00:35:51Oh, before we go.
00:35:52Which room do you keep to Vich's Dior and Versace?
00:35:55She needs some options for tonight.
00:35:58Fourth floor, third door on your door.
00:36:01Thank you, Mother.
00:36:03Good to see you.
00:36:09That was the hottest thing anybody has ever done for me.
00:36:20Your brother has lost it.
00:36:22Get down here and handle this new, trashy arm candy.
00:36:33Is your mom always so...
00:36:36Narcissistic psychopath?
00:36:38Yeah.
00:36:41That's why I don't really get along with the family.
00:36:44But the charity gala raises a lot of money for my patients,
00:36:47so I come back every year.
00:36:49You care a lot about your patients.
00:36:51That's sweet.
00:36:51I do.
00:36:54Plus, the other perk is I could spend a ton of money on you.
00:36:57What does that mean?
00:37:09Luke, you did not.
00:37:15Which one of them speaks to you?
00:37:18I mean, I want all of them.
00:37:19That's done.
00:37:20I haven't even picked one out.
00:37:22You said you want all of them.
00:37:25They're yours.
00:37:3180.
00:37:32I can't accept this.
00:37:33This is like my whole college tuition in this room.
00:37:36Well, I didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses
00:37:38to piss you off.
00:37:40Why do you like me?
00:37:42I'm just a college student, and you're...
00:37:45You.
00:37:47Dr. Trust Fund, baby.
00:37:49You're cultured.
00:37:50Your parents host charity events.
00:37:53You have a butler that does your laundry.
00:37:54I do my laundry in a coin-operated machine
00:37:56that I share with, like, a hundred other students.
00:37:59It's not too late to not associate with me.
00:38:16Of course, it's too late.
00:38:17I've already fallen for you.
00:38:21Then why won't you go all the way with me?
00:38:28Because I want it to be right.
00:38:30I don't want you to look back on this
00:38:32and think of me as the old guy
00:38:33who took advantage of me.
00:38:36But take it slow.
00:38:42Even though...
00:38:45there's nothing I'd rather do
00:38:46than rip your clothes off right now.
00:38:48Really?
00:39:16Come back here.
00:39:20I'm just giving you what you want, Luke.
00:39:25Are you teasing me, Ms. Tisdale?
00:39:28You're the one that wants to wait, doctor.
00:39:38Just making sure you know what you're missing out on.
00:39:41Can you zip me up, please?
00:39:43Okay.
00:39:49You know, I'm going to get you back for this.
00:40:01Whatever you say, doc.
00:40:08That doesn't sound like Gina.
00:40:12He dumps my best friend?
00:40:14The gala is tonight,
00:40:16and Luke is supposed to have
00:40:18the dean's daughter on his arm,
00:40:20not strutting the campus mattress.
00:40:24Luke is an idiot for dumping an heiress for a barista.
00:40:30Don't worry, Mom.
00:40:31I'll pry that little gold digger off his arm
00:40:33just long enough for him to realize
00:40:35that he's made a mistake.
00:40:36Mm-hmm.
00:40:37That's my girl.
00:40:42Sophie, love,
00:40:43you've been in there for two hours.
00:40:44I promise you,
00:40:45you're going to be the most beautiful person
00:40:46at the gala tonight.
00:41:02Holy shit.
00:41:10It's not about being pretty.
00:41:11I just...
00:41:13I don't want to embarrass you
00:41:14in front of all your rich friends.
00:41:16I've never even been to a charity auction.
00:41:18Wouldn't it make more sense
00:41:19if we just met up at, like,
00:41:21a bowling alley
00:41:21and donated the party expenses?
00:41:26You're so refreshing.
00:41:29You ready?
00:42:08I'd like to thank you all for coming to the Baldwin Memorial Charity Event.
00:42:11This is a great opportunity for us
00:42:12to raise money for the family clinic.
00:42:15Myself and my girlfriend,
00:42:16Sophie Tisdale,
00:42:17are very excited to meet and talk to all of you.
00:42:20Cheers.
00:42:25Girlfriend?
00:42:26Not for long.
00:42:40Good evening, everyone.
00:42:43Thank you so much for being here
00:42:45at our wonderful charity auction.
00:42:49Our first item.
00:42:54An all-expense-paid trip
00:42:56to Bora Bora
00:42:57with its amazing,
00:43:00iconic,
00:43:01volcanic views
00:43:02starting big.
00:43:04$5,000.
00:43:06$5,000.
00:43:07Now $6,000.
00:43:08It's going to be $6,000.
00:43:09Bora Bora after finals.
00:43:10That's pretty good.
00:43:11Can I get...
00:43:13You need to come quick.
00:43:14My wife's having a allergic reaction.
00:43:16You going to be okay?
00:43:18No.
00:43:19Let's go.
00:43:27What is this?
00:43:28My throat.
00:43:30Oh, you're not?
00:43:32Breathe.
00:43:38Sold!
00:43:39Number 12.
00:43:40$7,000.
00:43:41All-expense-paid trip
00:43:42to Bora Bora.
00:43:43Give him a round of applause.
00:43:44Congratulations.
00:43:46Actually, we have one more item
00:43:47up for grabs.
00:43:49Miss Tisdale,
00:43:50a gorgeous student,
00:43:51has graciously offered herself
00:43:53up for a date
00:43:54with a lucky man.
00:43:57Now, according to Miss Tisdale,
00:43:59she has a great personality
00:44:00and an even better mouth.
00:44:02What a hussy.
00:44:04Auctioning a blowjob?
00:44:06I hope Dr. Miller knows
00:44:08what his girlfriend's up to.
00:44:10I mean, the poor guy
00:44:11is tending to a patient.
00:44:12I knew that you were
00:44:13too classless for this family.
00:44:16Poor Lukey.
00:44:18She hasn't fooled.
00:44:19Trailer trash skank.
00:44:21Who let her kind in here?
00:44:24I wouldn't do that.
00:44:25I would never.
00:44:26I have a thousand
00:44:27for a night with Miss Tisdale.
00:44:29Hmm.
00:44:30Really, Sophie?
00:44:31No one wants you for a thousand?
00:44:33Whew.
00:44:34All right.
00:44:35Five hundred?
00:44:37All right.
00:44:38Five hundred for the poor girl.
00:44:41She's got student loans.
00:44:42Whatever that means.
00:44:44Where's Luke?
00:44:52I don't see anything wrong here.
00:44:55No, my throat, it hurts.
00:44:56What do you mean?
00:44:57I recognize you.
00:44:58You're one of my sister's shithead friends.
00:45:00What the hell is going on here?
00:45:01Hey, your sister's doing you a favor, bro.
00:45:03Patrick, get out of my way.
00:45:05Why lower your standards?
00:45:06We're millionaires.
00:45:07She might be a good fuck,
00:45:09but that's all she'll ever be, man.
00:45:16You can talk about my girlfriend
00:45:17when you can live a day
00:45:18without your daddy's money.
00:45:20Motherfucker.
00:45:22$450.
00:45:25$400?
00:45:28Hmm.
00:45:29All right.
00:45:30I mean, look.
00:45:32I know Sophie's just being modest.
00:45:34Poor girl doesn't have many skills
00:45:36outside the bedroom.
00:45:38Well, I'll help the young lady, then.
00:45:41Maybe we could have some
00:45:42late night study sessions, huh?
00:45:46Sold.
00:45:46Sold for $400.
00:45:49Wow, Sophie.
00:45:51Looks like people really aren't
00:45:52in the market for used goods.
00:46:02Used goods?
00:46:03That's rich Serena.
00:46:05After you being the person
00:46:06that's had five abortions
00:46:07in the last year.
00:46:08Luke, you watch your mouth right now!
00:46:12What was that you're saying
00:46:13about class, Leticia, darling?
00:46:21You idiot!
00:46:22Get off the stage.
00:46:24We're leaving.
00:46:24Mom, he's embarrassing me.
00:46:27You're humiliating me
00:46:28in front of my friends,
00:46:29you hussy.
00:46:30No need, my dear.
00:46:32Our circle of elite friends
00:46:34can no longer be seen
00:46:35with the likes of you
00:46:36after all of this.
00:46:39No.
00:46:40But, but,
00:46:42no!
00:46:43No!
00:46:44Young man,
00:46:45that information you gave
00:46:47is illegal!
00:46:49You're a doctor!
00:46:51Greg, I was waiting to get to you.
00:46:52You want to bid on my girlfriend?
00:46:54Aren't you a little occupied
00:46:55with your secret girlfriend, Stephanie?
00:46:57How's she recovering
00:46:57from her boob job?
00:46:58No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:47:05Stephanie?
00:47:06The lady?
00:47:08The lady?
00:47:15I'm going to sue you
00:47:16for everything you've got!
00:47:18You can't.
00:47:19You see, yes,
00:47:20my family might own
00:47:21the clinic
00:47:21that you all go to.
00:47:23But I practice
00:47:23under the university.
00:47:24So you can't touch me.
00:47:26So,
00:47:27unless you all want me
00:47:28to air out
00:47:28your dirty laundry,
00:47:29I suggest you cut
00:47:30very generous checks
00:47:31to the charity
00:47:31and then get the fuck
00:47:32out of my house.
00:47:35Let's go!
00:47:37Get to writing.
00:47:39Let's go.
00:47:40Everybody out.
00:47:47Where these assholes go?
00:47:49You didn't have to ruin
00:47:51your charity event for me.
00:47:52I would have been okay.
00:47:53I do it a thousand times over.
00:47:55No one comes at my woman
00:47:56like that.
00:47:57Plus, I think we made
00:47:57more in donations tonight
00:47:58than we have in the last
00:47:59ten years.
00:48:01Blackmail surprisingly works.
00:48:04You alright?
00:48:17What are you looking for?
00:48:20I paid for all the booze,
00:48:21so I figure
00:48:23how the night went,
00:48:25I might as well
00:48:26be your personal bartender.
00:48:29Right.
00:48:30Okay.
00:48:32Make me
00:48:34an appletini.
00:48:36What?
00:48:37Seriously?
00:48:40Alright, so
00:48:41vodka,
00:48:42lemon,
00:48:43and apple liqueur.
00:48:45Can we just
00:48:45choose something easier?
00:48:46you suck
00:48:47at being a rich kid.
00:48:52Move.
00:48:56Can you open that?
00:48:59Thank you!
00:49:03All right.
00:49:05Let's just
00:49:05make it simple.
00:49:07Body shots.
00:49:10I've
00:49:11never done that before.
00:49:13Seriously?
00:49:14What do you mean?
00:49:15You're like, so old.
00:49:16I was trying to get
00:49:17him to school.
00:49:18I didn't have time to
00:49:19do body shots
00:49:20off of hot little girls
00:49:21like you.
00:49:22He just said you're hot.
00:49:24Make the move, Sophie.
00:49:25Okay, well,
00:49:26I'll teach you.
00:49:36Holy shit.
00:49:38Holy shit.
00:49:58All right.
00:49:59I got the hang of that.
00:50:01Now it's your turn,
00:50:02Miss Tisdale.
00:50:03Now or never,
00:50:04Sophie.
00:50:04Go for it.
00:50:05New rule.
00:50:06You can't choose
00:50:06the same place twice.
00:50:08Is that so?
00:50:10Then
00:50:12where are you
00:50:12going to lick me?
00:50:22Shame, shame
00:50:23You're trying to play
00:50:24with my emotion
00:50:26Blame, blame
00:50:27Only for your lack
00:50:29of devotion
00:50:30How'd you ever think
00:50:32you could pull this shit
00:50:33Think you could get
00:50:34away with it
00:50:35Be careful what you get
00:50:37Cause you don't know
00:50:38what you're my get
00:50:49I'm sorry, was that?
00:50:51You drive me fucking wild
00:50:54Luke, I'm ready
00:51:02Yeah, I'm an idiot
00:51:05Wait, what?
00:51:06Sophie, I went too far
00:51:07I'm sorry
00:51:09Fuck
00:51:09Luke, no, no, no
00:51:11I'm telling you
00:51:12that I'm ready
00:51:13I want to do this with you
00:51:14Lose my virginity
00:51:17Sophie
00:51:19Don't Sophie me
00:51:20That's so patronizing
00:51:24Okay, I'm trying
00:51:26I'm going to be the person
00:51:27responsible if you get hurt
00:51:29I don't want to be the guy
00:51:30that, you know, leads to you
00:51:31ruining your life
00:51:32I'm terrified of that
00:51:34It's this that hurts me
00:51:35What you're doing right now
00:51:36rejecting me
00:51:37What would be so terrible
00:51:39about us being together
00:51:40Being together?
00:51:41Sophie
00:51:42Did you see what happened
00:51:43here today?
00:51:45I mean, my family sucks
00:51:47My ex-girlfriend is batshit crazy
00:51:50I mean, of course I want to be with you
00:51:53But am I right for you?
00:51:55And you really want to take on this baggage?
00:51:58I might be a virgin
00:51:59but this whole
00:51:59it's not you, it's me thing
00:52:01is really freshman year
00:52:07So, where are you going?
00:52:09I'm calling a cab
00:52:10and going back to campus
00:52:10I can't deal with your
00:52:11hot and cold bullshit anymore
00:52:13You think you're doing me this favor
00:52:15but really, you're just reminding me
00:52:17of how unfuckable I am
00:52:20Don't follow me
00:52:26Damn it
00:52:33I guess I'm the first girl in the world
00:52:35to be on birth control
00:52:37and not even get laid
00:52:51What's the point in talking to me now?
00:52:53You've rejected me thrice
00:52:57Is that your boyfriend you're ignoring?
00:53:00Nope
00:53:02Boyfriends have sex with their girlfriends
00:53:04So I've got the hottest girl in the bar
00:53:07All to myself
00:53:11What?
00:53:12You heard me
00:53:14Hottest lady I've ever seen at this school
00:53:18Seriously?
00:53:19You're into this?
00:53:21Like, you might want to, like, hook up?
00:53:23Hell yeah, I would
00:53:25Maybe we can start with a kiss
00:53:27Wow, I'm not unfuckable after all
00:53:29Maybe Luke's the problem
00:53:31I was beginning to think
00:53:33nobody would take my virginity
00:53:36Pause
00:53:38What did you just say?
00:53:42I'm a virgin?
00:53:45She's a virgin, y'all
00:53:47Aw, cute
00:53:49Excuse me?
00:53:50Too much work
00:53:51You're probably super clingy, too
00:53:53You should just go back to your dorm, sweetie
00:53:57Sweetie?
00:53:58I'm a senior
00:53:59That's even sadder
00:54:03You were just into me
00:54:04Why are you treating me like I'm gum stuck to your shoe?
00:54:07You're obviously a nice girl
00:54:09But I'm looking for a fun time
00:54:10You know?
00:54:12You're gonna get feels
00:54:13And it's gonna get messy
00:54:15And
00:54:18Sorry
00:54:19What?
00:54:21I'm glad
00:54:29I'm in this
00:54:30$80,000 dress
00:54:31And I can't even get a stupid
00:54:33Horny track guy
00:54:34To get with me
00:54:37He would probably fuck anything
00:54:38Except for me, apparently
00:54:43Oh, and Luke
00:54:43Of course, Luke, on the other hand
00:54:45He's had his hands
00:54:46Literally inside of me
00:54:47And I guess he was just so repulsed
00:54:49That
00:54:50That he didn't need to see more
00:54:53You know what?
00:54:59Sophie, where the hell you been?
00:55:01I'm at the hospital right now, bro
00:55:02Oh, look at me
00:55:03I'm a fancy Ivy League doctor
00:55:05And I'm also hot as fuck
00:55:07And I just love to lead girls on
00:55:09With the orgasm pap smear two for one
00:55:13Say something, asshole
00:55:16Can I come get you right now, please?
00:55:18So you can what?
00:55:19Not have sex?
00:55:20Yeah, I don't think so
00:55:21I think I'll stay right here
00:55:22Where the guys at least have
00:55:24I don't know
00:55:24The decency to not lead me on
00:55:27Guys?
00:55:27What guys?
00:55:28Did someone do something to you?
00:55:29Of course not
00:55:30They
00:55:31They said I was too messy
00:55:33Too messy
00:55:34And too much
00:55:35And I guess that means
00:55:36You get a second chance
00:55:38Sophie
00:55:39You either fuck me
00:55:40Or you lose me
00:55:43I think I'm gonna pass out
00:55:45I'm coming to get you
00:55:46Keep the phone on you
00:55:47Alright?
00:55:58Sophie
00:55:59Sophie
00:55:59Hey, wake up
00:56:06I got you
00:56:22Is she?
00:56:27She's fine
00:56:28She's
00:56:30Bottled water and two of these in the morning
00:56:32I don't know what she drank
00:56:33But whatever it is
00:56:34Is gonna hit her hard
00:56:38Sophie, you're gonna be the death of me
00:56:57Rise and shine
00:56:59Party animal
00:57:01You have a lot to tell me
00:57:05You feel like shit
00:57:07You look like shit
00:57:09But like
00:57:10A million bucks
00:57:12So is this a gift from Luke or?
00:57:14Everly, the only thing
00:57:15That is gonna make this vodka tequila hangover worse
00:57:19Is hearing his name
00:57:20He led me on
00:57:21And then
00:57:22Left me for Ted
00:57:23But Luke brought you back to the
00:57:25Ev!
00:57:26I don't wanna hear it
00:57:29I'm done having my time wasted
00:57:31I guess I'm just too much work as a virgin
00:57:35So I've decided
00:57:38I'm not a virgin
00:57:39Anymore
00:57:40Huh?
00:57:41Well, virginity is like a whole construct, right?
00:57:44People
00:57:44Guys
00:57:45Aren't gonna stop treating me like a baby
00:57:47Unless I stop acting like one
00:57:49And looking like one
00:57:54I need you
00:57:55To help me look slutty
00:58:01No way
00:58:01I'm not gonna do that
00:58:02You're not gonna help me look sexy
00:58:04Why not?
00:58:04Soph, you are sexy
00:58:06I'm not slutty sexy
00:58:08Guys, don't go for that
00:58:10I look like a nun librarian
00:58:12I'm giving off
00:58:13Don't fuck
00:58:14Snooze fest
00:58:15Boring
00:58:17Soph, as your best friend
00:58:18I'm obligated to tell you
00:58:19That you don't have to change yourself
00:58:21For the right guy
00:58:22The thing is, Mr. Right isn't doing anything wrong
00:58:29Warm me up
00:58:44Perfect
00:59:07Isn't that that one dorky barista chick?
00:59:09There's no way
00:59:10That goes off
00:59:12Yeah
00:59:12It is
00:59:14That's Sophie Tisdale?
00:59:16Dude, the makeover's actually working
00:59:18Everyone's looking at you
00:59:19Good
00:59:20I hope the news gets back to Luke
00:59:21I mean more
00:59:28Holy shit
00:59:29There he is
00:59:30Are you gonna say something?
00:59:34Holy shit, Sophie
00:59:36No
00:59:37I'm just gonna make him regret everything
00:59:46Thanks, babe
00:59:46It's all I'm beautiful
00:59:56And what can I get for you, handsome?
00:59:58A latte would be nice
00:59:59But, uh, I like what you're giving me right now
01:00:02I take all kinds of tips
01:00:03What the hell's going on here?
01:00:05Stop interrupting, Grandpa
01:00:06The fuck did you just say?
01:00:08One latte
01:00:09Coming right up
01:00:12And what can I get for you, doctor?
01:00:15Sophie, what is this?
01:00:16You're dressed different
01:00:17You're acting different
01:00:17I don't get it
01:00:19Whoops
01:00:20Let me get that for you
01:00:28So did you want a coffee?
01:00:29The Ave Shining is on the house
01:00:32Sophie, I don't...
01:00:33Is this like a punishment?
01:00:34I mean, if it is, I get it
01:00:35But throwing yourself at other guys
01:00:36That's not you
01:00:37That's really not up to you anymore, Dr. Miller
01:00:40I gave you a chance
01:00:42And besides, there's someone out there who wants me
01:00:44And isn't gonna embarrass me in the process
01:00:46Hey, uh, we're throwing a Halloween party tonight
01:00:49They do it on the land fair
01:00:50You should come
01:00:52She's got plans
01:00:54Actually, I don't
01:00:55My first frat party invite?
01:00:58Wow
01:00:58This whole hot girl act is actually working
01:01:01You should bring your home, girl
01:01:03The guy's gonna love you
01:01:04I will
01:01:05See you tonight
01:01:08You're not going to that
01:01:09Newsflash
01:01:10You're not my boyfriend
01:01:11You could have been
01:01:12But you didn't want the baggage
01:01:13That's not true
01:01:14Actually, I have to go plan my outfit for tonight
01:01:16My very sexy, very booby outfit
01:01:23Sophie, I'm not gonna let you throw your life away
01:01:24Just because of me, alright?
01:01:26If I'm gonna do this fucking frat party at 36 years old
01:01:28I will
01:01:32What could you have possibly been in that?
01:01:34Oh, that was...
01:01:36Sexy Minnie Mouse
01:01:37Yeah, I think I still have the ears somewhere
01:01:39Ew, that doesn't even sound right
01:01:41I just found the perfect outfit to match your boyfriend's
01:01:48Everly, not funny
01:01:49Imagine being old-ass Luke stuck at the stupid hospital
01:01:52And he gets a text from you in this
01:01:55If he hasn't jumped off a bridge, he definitely will
01:01:58How pathetic is it that I'm playing mind games with a guy
01:02:00That I haven't even gone to second base with?
01:02:02Hey, whatever helps you get over him, okay?
01:02:08Red push-up bra?
01:02:09Pink
01:02:10Red
01:02:24Get in, get Sophie safe, get out
01:02:28Sophie's the only person I'm doing this for
01:02:31Sick costume, bro
01:02:34Right
01:02:37God, I have at least three chicks with you to get in, man
01:02:42Sorry
01:02:44Rules
01:02:53Idiot
01:02:57I have to get to her
01:02:58Where is it?
01:03:02Stop being shy, you look hot
01:03:06See?
01:03:09Wait, hand me your phone
01:03:11Why?
01:03:16Because I'm taking a .5 and sending it to Luke
01:03:24No
01:03:25Yes
01:03:27I'm good anywhere
01:03:29I don't pay a fee
01:03:30VIP with the bosses
01:03:31I got a hat
01:03:32I have to get to her
01:03:34Where is it?
01:03:35She's popping bottles with the models
01:03:36Get like me
01:03:37My wrist on froze
01:03:38Never missing any meals
01:03:40I feel like LeBron
01:03:41Cause I get the ring
01:03:42If you're bad
01:03:43And you know it
01:03:43You're my great twins
01:03:44I need to be so drunk
01:03:46To predict what you just did
01:03:47He opened it immediately
01:03:49He's so lit
01:03:51Welcome to the party
01:03:56I need to be so drunk
01:03:57To predict what you just did
01:03:58He opened it immediately
01:04:00He's so lit
01:04:03Welcome to the party
01:04:07Do it at this house
01:04:12Hell yeah
01:04:13What?
01:04:25It's just
01:04:26Not the same
01:04:27When it's not him
01:04:28So be
01:04:29So be
01:04:30So be
01:04:32So be
01:04:34So be
01:04:35So be
01:04:36So be
01:04:37So be
01:04:37So be
01:04:39Yeah
01:04:43Yo, this girl's crazy
01:04:50Yo, this girl's crazy
01:04:52Crazy
01:04:54Yeah
01:04:56Just give me a second guys
01:05:02Did he come here just to keep an eye on me?
01:05:08You're really trying to piss me off right now aren't you?
01:05:10Actually, I'm not thinking about you at all
01:05:12That's a lie
01:05:14You talking?
01:05:18Come on Sophie, let's play Spin the Bottle
01:05:21I'm coming, my friend here's just leaving
01:05:24Actually, I'll join
01:05:25What? No
01:05:27Don't let me know here
01:05:36Who's going first?
01:05:39I'll spin
01:05:40Do you think he's a TA?
01:05:42I hope it lands on me
01:05:43He seems experienced
01:05:57Fuck
01:05:59Sophie and Luke to the closet
01:06:02Roll the roll
01:06:03As soon as the seven minutes are up
01:06:05I want out
01:06:20Can we talk like adults?
01:06:22Can we fuck like adults?
01:06:28You know, you dress like this makes me want a fucking break here
01:06:50How about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:52How about another?
01:07:27what time's up when we just you wanted to I'm just giving you a taste of your
01:07:33medicine Luke now you'll wish you would affect me when you have the chance
01:07:55so how was it Luke's a little too shy for me I'm gonna spin again
01:08:15me so if you come on him you had your chance Luke come on Noah
01:08:31okay I've never kissed anyone before what so I'm gonna embarrass myself so
01:08:37warning you you can relax I wasn't gonna kiss you anyway really but all the
01:08:45rumors but everyone says you're free sex guys
01:08:49Derek says that you put your legs behind your head I don't even know a Derek I'm
01:08:56sorry Noah but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight I'm so
01:09:00screwed everyone in the frat knows that I'm a virgin and I'm the only one they're
01:09:06gonna kill me no they're gonna make fun of me and then kill me no they're gonna
01:09:10make fun of me to death wait I'll help you how
01:09:22it's awful quiet in there Noah come on virgin
01:09:28they're gonna call me that till I freaking graduate we don't have time just come here
01:09:34you can tell them you lost it to me really you don't care no I'm just trying to make someone
01:09:41jealous you can tell them I fucked you upside down for all I care just as long as Luke overhears
01:09:50oh I owe you um noed
01:09:55Noah are you in there oh yeah oh
01:09:59it's getting crazy oh yeah
01:10:09Sophie you open the damn door I'm okay ready
01:10:14It's working oh you really want to piss him off
01:10:44What's the problem doctor?
01:10:46The fuck were you doing in a minute with him?
01:10:51Well, first I unzipped his pants and then I saw his cock
01:11:01Liar
01:11:03You don't know that?
01:11:08You know you belong to me
01:11:10Correct
01:11:15I'm out here girl
01:11:18I'm back up in the street
01:11:23So I don't really got time to fuss and fight
01:11:26No one should be with you
01:11:29Really got time
01:11:31Yo
01:11:34Get out
01:11:36Acting like you know us so but you ain't psychic
01:11:39Told you I ain't going down but you ain't like it
01:11:42I told you I ain't going down where you inside
01:11:45I need this off
01:11:46I don't want to
01:12:08I don't want to
01:12:12No I'm not changing my mind
01:12:14I'm just kicking myself
01:12:16Can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long
01:12:19You fucking idiot
01:12:22You are
01:12:23You are
01:12:32You are
01:12:33You have this world
01:12:35Ain't so much space for me
01:12:37I'm wогоier girl
01:12:41I'm better cut it in no street
01:12:45Unless you better take that
01:12:46Someone better be dying
01:12:49It's a code blue they are
01:12:55I'm sorry so if you have to go
01:13:01I've been burned too many times are we ever gonna do this look?
01:13:08Sophie I promise you the last thing I wanted to see I promise we're gonna do this we are
01:13:14but not
01:13:15It's some shitty fat house
01:13:18You deserve better than that better how?
01:13:24You have a passport right
01:13:30So sexy underwear track a
01:13:33Jacket check bikini where exactly is he taking you he didn't tell me
01:13:41Crap he's here
01:13:44Bitch you won't believe this oh my god
01:13:52No way
01:13:53This man's insane he's actually psycho
01:13:57On the other hand crazy makes for good sex
01:14:01Guilty soldier
01:14:05Don't you have like any advice for me?
01:14:08He's hot
01:14:08Do it a bunch of times on my behalf
01:14:09It's finally happening
01:14:12It's finally happening
01:14:13It's finally happening
01:14:39You said airport fit
01:14:42I guess you just look delicious and everything
01:14:49This is so psychotic am I really worth all this?
01:14:55It's the first times
01:14:59Are we flying domestic or internationally today sir?
01:15:03International
01:15:14Look if you don't give me back my sight in the next five seconds I'm gonna lose my mind
01:15:18I'm sorry I just didn't want to run the surprise
01:15:21You ready?
01:15:27A croissant?
01:15:29You flew me nine hours for some pastries?
01:15:32It's a hint
01:15:34Go look at the view you'll know where we are
01:15:43Are you crazy?!
01:15:44You took me to Paris?!
01:15:55Woah, woah, woah
01:15:57I set up an appointment at Chanel
01:15:59and then a reservation at a 5 star restaurant
01:16:02Luke
01:16:09you want to add something to the itinerary i think you should take your clothes off
01:16:16i think you should take your clothes off yeah that's i think that's a good idea
01:16:36it's finally happening
01:16:59i don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic
01:17:02you know it was weird when you were my customer and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend
01:17:08is it weird that even in something so basic like this you still turn me on
01:17:18get away from my patient dr miller she's all yours
01:17:23miss tisdale i see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription
01:17:28yes we performed a routine analysis of your urine sample um i regret to inform you sophie
01:17:36we're unable to fulfill your request
01:17:41laurine don't tell me i'm sorry
01:17:45sophie you're pregnant
01:17:49i'll give you two a moment
01:17:58i'm so sorry i i don't know how this happened i was trying to be safe
01:18:03wow what do you think the odds are
01:18:06like 1.6 and 100
01:18:09you probably hate me
01:18:12as long as you're not planning on ghosting me i'm actually pretty excited
01:18:17graduations in a month and i mean we'll be able to do it together
01:18:29sophie i'm all in
01:18:35you
01:18:39you
01:18:40you
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