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Cruel Intentions 2 (2000) [Full Movie] [New Drama]Full EP - Full
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00:00:15Sebastian, Sebastian, stop pouting.
00:00:19I'm sorry.
00:00:21I'm such a dope.
00:00:22You are not a dope.
00:00:25You are just misguided.
00:00:27All the reports from your teachers said the same thing.
00:00:30Sebastian would make an exceptional student if only he would follow orders.
00:00:36I can't believe you fed the school hamster an overdose of Viagra.
00:00:39I was testing the reproductive system for a science experiment, and I wanted to see how big...
00:00:44Enough! Enough!
00:00:47Fortunately for you, you are moving to a new town.
00:00:49You will have a chance to start anew.
00:00:52It's time to shape up.
00:00:55Speaking of shaping up, how's Mrs. Freeman doing?
00:00:59See, she's lost some weight. She looks good.
00:01:03I gotta tell you, it's a really great thing she's doing for the community.
00:01:07Censoring books and all.
00:01:08That catcher in her eye novel really screwed me up.
00:01:11Mrs. Freeman knows what's best for young minds.
00:01:14Which comes to my point.
00:01:17I was wondering what you planned on doing with my file.
00:01:20It's not very favorable, and...
00:01:22And you'd prefer if I didn't forward it to your new school.
00:01:27I thought long and hard about it, and I decided to send it.
00:01:32I mean, if you've really changed, you'll rise above your past mistakes.
00:01:36How can I ever thank you, sir?
00:01:38Well, you have got a plane to catch, and I have got some work to do.
00:01:41So, do you just remember, Sebastian?
00:01:49The future is what you make of it.
00:01:52The future is what I make of it.
00:01:54The future is what I make of it.
00:01:57Got it.
00:01:59I'll never forget you, sir.
00:02:01Yeah, yeah, right here, right here.
00:02:06Pansy.
00:02:15Ted Freeman.
00:02:16What the fuck have you done to me, you fucking asshole?
00:02:18What's wrong, pumpkin?
00:02:20Have you seen my picture in the school yearbook?
00:02:22Um, yes, you look wonderful.
00:02:25Wonderful.
00:02:26I'm naked, you fucking idiot!
00:02:29I'm the laughingstock of the community!
00:02:31How could you have let this happen?
00:02:33You weakly little piece of shit!
00:02:36You'll pay for this!
00:02:41Ed, I hate you!
00:02:44Ed!
00:02:45Ed!
00:02:47Sebastian!
00:02:49Sebastian!
00:02:50Sebastian!
00:02:52Sebastian!
00:02:53Don't think you are going to get away with your son.
00:02:56David, where are you at?
00:02:57I'm going to terminate.
00:02:57New York City.
00:02:58And that's fine if you're going to shrink your new school.
00:03:01Thanks.
00:03:01You are finished!
00:03:04Sebastian!
00:03:05Sebastian!
00:03:06Bye-bye.
00:03:08Sebastian!
00:03:11Sebastian!
00:03:14Yeah!
00:03:17Yeah!
00:03:18Yeah!
00:03:23Yeah!
00:03:23Yeah!
00:03:25Yeah!
00:03:31The wind!
00:03:39I feel free, I'm going low, I don't care.
00:03:48No, no, no, no.
00:03:53Master Velma?
00:03:54Yes.
00:03:55I'll take care of the driver, sir.
00:03:57Your family's expected.
00:03:59Which apartment?
00:04:01The whole building, sir.
00:04:04Of course.
00:04:05What was I thinking?
00:04:28Sebastian Velma, to see you, sir.
00:04:30Ah, good to see you again, son.
00:04:33It's good to see you too, dad.
00:04:36How's your mother?
00:04:38Oh, Dr. Rabaport thinks she's going to be in rehab for the long haul.
00:04:42Thanks for taking me in.
00:04:44You know, foster homes just aren't my thing.
00:04:46Think nothing of it.
00:04:48Man, you really hit the motherland this time, pops.
00:04:51Sebastian, I would like you to meet the love of my life.
00:04:55This is Tiffany.
00:04:59Well, it's a pleasure to finally meet you.
00:05:01I see you have your father's beautiful blue eyes.
00:05:07My, what a precious little kitty you have.
00:05:10Would you like to better?
00:05:12Yes.
00:05:13Some other time.
00:05:15Sebastian, come meet Catherine.
00:05:20I've heard so much about you.
00:05:22Welcome to the family.
00:05:26I've always wanted a brother, but they were all sold out of them at Bloomingdale's.
00:05:32Is that a real Steinway?
00:05:33I wouldn't play anything else.
00:05:35May I?
00:05:36Be my guest.
00:05:37Catherine is an exquisite pianist, Sebastian.
00:05:40Really?
00:05:45Cute.
00:05:59I think it needs a tuning.
00:06:04Mother, Sebastian must be famished.
00:06:06Shouldn't we check on dinner?
00:06:07I think that's a wonderful idea.
00:06:12I'm so excited you'll be starting Manchester with me tomorrow, Sebastian.
00:06:16It's a wonderful institution with wonderful teachers.
00:06:19Wonderful.
00:06:20Catherine is president of the student body, Sebastian.
00:06:22Let's not forget president of the French club.
00:06:25Oui.
00:06:26I live for extracurricular activities.
00:06:29Student body president.
00:06:30I thought you were a sophomore.
00:06:31I am.
00:06:32I believe one should not be hampered in achieving one's goals simply by the palteriness of one's
00:06:37years.
00:06:38Uh, you mean dearth?
00:06:40Excuse me?
00:06:42Well, palteriness implies insignificance, but really it's your lack of age that shouldn't
00:06:48hamper you from achieving your goals.
00:06:50Careful with those SAT words.
00:06:51They can be deadly.
00:06:55Isn't Catherine just the best, son?
00:06:59Yeah, she's a real peach dad.
00:07:01I love you, stepdaddy.
00:07:05Um, I'm a little tired.
00:07:07From all the travel.
00:07:08Do you mind if I turn in?
00:07:10Not at all.
00:07:11I know you have a big day ahead of you tomorrow.
00:07:14I'll show you to your room.
00:07:18Hey, I was not wise.
00:07:22Hey, wait, wait, wait, get down here.
00:07:24Do not fuck.
00:07:24Hey, do not fuck.
00:07:26So, he outdoes you at piano.
00:07:29He outdoes you at vocabulary.
00:07:32I guess I overestimated you.
00:07:35And don't sulk.
00:07:37It's a sign of weakness.
00:07:39Yes, mother.
00:07:43No, everything's fine.
00:07:44I was just checking up on you, mom.
00:07:47Look, I promised I'd take care of you, right?
00:07:49Well, I'm gonna talk to dad and get you into a better facility.
00:07:52It's the least he can do.
00:07:57I love you, too.
00:08:10What the?
00:08:11Let's get something straight.
00:08:12I mean, not a fool of you, but I've got a great thing going with the rentals.
00:08:16I don't have a curfew.
00:08:17They never bother me about my homework, and I've got a five-figure allowance.
00:08:20No one, and I mean no one, is about to threaten my cushy lifestyle.
00:08:24Especially not some two-bit-hick loser.
00:08:27What?
00:08:27I don't want to hear it.
00:08:29Now, after school, you stay out of my face and we'll get along just fine.
00:08:33But if you cross me once, I'll bear your sorry ass.
00:08:37Understood?
00:08:39Right.
00:08:40I'm glad we could have this little discussion.
00:08:45Hmm.
00:08:46Not bad.
00:09:04What's the matter?
00:09:06This collar's too tight.
00:09:07Oh.
00:09:08I guess you're only used to wearing mess shirts where you come from.
00:09:11Hmm.
00:09:14More SAT vocabulary builders?
00:09:16For your information, this happens to be my orientation speech.
00:09:20Who are you orienting?
00:09:22Please, be more stupid.
00:09:25I am the student body president.
00:09:28Ivy League schools eat this extracurricular crap up for supper.
00:09:31You do know what an Ivy League school is.
00:09:36I don't care about the bones that we're dying.
00:09:44Stop!
00:09:47Gordon Anderson.
00:09:49I'm good.
00:09:53Do me a favor.
00:09:54Pretend you don't know me.
00:09:56I know.
00:09:57I look up to you.
00:09:59I even can find her.
00:10:02Didn't see the man inside of you
00:10:05Oh, forever surviving
00:10:10Oh, my God.
00:10:29You're beautiful.
00:10:32Excuse me?
00:10:34Oh, I said you were beautiful.
00:10:41Excuse me, but what did you mean by that remark?
00:10:45What remark?
00:10:46That I'm beautiful.
00:10:48Well, aren't you?
00:10:50Well, yeah.
00:10:51No, no, that's...
00:10:55Never mind.
00:10:59You're very strange.
00:11:02I know.
00:11:06Are you here to see the headmaster?
00:11:08Yeah.
00:11:10I'm sure he's a total joke.
00:11:12I wouldn't know.
00:11:15What am I supposed to see you here?
00:11:21I must say that in all my years in education, I have never seen a file quite like this.
00:11:264.0 GPA.
00:11:29President of several clubs, all-star snowboarding for your county, as well as several glowing letters from your teachers, including
00:11:37your former principal.
00:11:39We were very close, he and I, sir.
00:11:42Yes, it's most impressive.
00:11:45Perhaps a little too impressive.
00:11:51That aside, I'm sure an enterprising young man like yourself would be a welcome addition here at Manchester.
00:11:58Thank you, sir.
00:12:00Come in.
00:12:05You have a few grammaticals, but nothing reprehensible.
00:12:08Thank you, honey.
00:12:13Sebastian, I'd like you to meet my daughter.
00:12:14Danielle.
00:12:15You're both in the same class.
00:12:16You look familiar.
00:12:18Have we met?
00:12:20No, I don't think so.
00:12:22Are you sure?
00:12:24Must have been someone else.
00:12:26Well, I better get going.
00:12:27It was very nice meeting you, sir.
00:12:30Ma'am.
00:12:33Good luck, Sebastian.
00:12:34Thank you, sir.
00:12:43He seems like a nice kid.
00:12:44Don't you think?
00:12:45We'll see.
00:13:03Be seated.
00:13:08We will now hear from your new student body president, Catherine Murtoy.
00:13:19Fellow students, faculty, administrators, and custodians, I would personally like to welcome each and every one of you to what
00:13:29I think will be Manchester's proudest year.
00:13:32She is such an inspiration.
00:13:34I consider each and every one of you members of my Manchester Pratt family.
00:13:41With that said, I feel it is our responsibility to reach out and accept all new students as members.
00:13:59As I was saying, I consider each and every one of you members of my Manchester prep.
00:14:07Are you all right?
00:14:07Sorry, happens when I get nervous.
00:14:11Guess I just need a bubble gum fix.
00:14:13Keep going.
00:14:14You're doing great.
00:14:17Thanks.
00:14:19Once again, as I was saying, I consider each and every one of you members of my Manchester prep family.
00:14:29With that said, I feel it is our responsibility to reach out and accept all new students.
00:14:44I feel it is our responsibility to reach out and accept all new students.
00:15:05I feel it is our responsibility to reach out and accept all new students.
00:15:35this potion that transformed him into Edward Hyde.
00:15:38His evil side.
00:15:40My gosh.
00:15:42Did that answer suck?
00:15:45Now, come on.
00:15:46I know you've got it in you.
00:15:48What themes can be discussed here?
00:15:52Ms. Sherman.
00:15:53I think Stevenson is talking about the duality of man.
00:15:57Man has both good and evil in him.
00:15:59If a man cannot suppress his evil instincts, he is inevitably doomed.
00:16:03Wrong.
00:16:04Care to elaborate on that?
00:16:07Nowhere in the novel does Stevenson mention good over evil.
00:16:10In fact, it's just the opposite.
00:16:11Jekyll loved Hyde so much that he protected him from the world.
00:16:14He protected Hyde so he wouldn't hurt people.
00:16:17Please.
00:16:18He loved hurting people.
00:16:19Then why does Jekyll kill himself at the end?
00:16:21Where does it say that in the book?
00:16:22At the end.
00:16:23Mr. Utterson found his body.
00:16:24Utterson was idiotic.
00:16:26Your point is idiotic.
00:16:27All right, all right.
00:16:28Break it up, you two.
00:16:31Wow!
00:16:32Am I losing my mind or did we just witness an intellectual debate in this classroom?
00:16:36Although I disagree with your conclusions, Mr. Valmont, I do appreciate your warped point of view.
00:16:42As for you, Ms. Sherman, I think you could be a little more tolerant of other people's opinions.
00:16:50Hey, fellas, welcome back.
00:16:51Hey, Renee, good to see you.
00:16:54Assistant Headmaster Mueller!
00:16:58Assistant Headmaster Mueller!
00:17:06Steve!
00:17:07I thought I told you not to call me by my first name.
00:17:10We need to talk.
00:17:11Well, can we do it later? I'm a little busy right now.
00:17:14It's not that.
00:17:16I said we need to talk.
00:17:18What is it?
00:17:22Do you see something wrong?
00:17:25I have Jim.
00:17:26You know I loathe Jim.
00:17:28Weemer toys do not like to perspire.
00:17:29What is this Weemer toys nonsense?
00:17:31You're a student.
00:17:32Try acting like one.
00:17:34Excuse me?
00:17:34Look, Catherine, rules are rules. I'm sorry.
00:17:37You're going to Jim.
00:17:38I understand.
00:17:41You do?
00:17:42Yes.
00:17:44But it's a bit strange, because isn't it against the rules for someone of your age to seduce a minor
00:17:50like you did to me this summer in the Hamptons?
00:17:52Now, you know that's not entirely true.
00:17:55It was you who seduced me.
00:17:57You know, you're right.
00:18:00It was me who seduced you.
00:18:02But then again, who will the school board believe?
00:18:04It's my word against yours.
00:18:07Think about it, Steve.
00:18:08Something like this could ruin your career.
00:18:10Not to mention your marriage.
00:18:14But I guess if you can bend the rules a little, then so can I.
00:18:22I'll see what I can do.
00:18:24You're the best.
00:18:29You're the best.
00:18:41You're the best.
00:19:11This meeting of the Manchester Tribunal will now come to order.
00:19:14Catherine Murtoy, presenting.
00:19:15Thank you, Blaine.
00:19:16Fellow students of affluence and popularity,
00:19:20I welcome you to this year's first meeting of the Manchester Tribunal.
00:19:24As your new leader, I promise to do my best to weed out the geeks,
00:19:29losers and underprivileged,
00:19:31and toss their fat asses out of our school.
00:19:46Here's the latest shipment, Mrs. Gagin.
00:19:49Could you reshale these for me?
00:19:51Uh-huh.
00:20:12Oh, my God.
00:20:15Hi.
00:20:19Are you all right?
00:20:20You scared me to death.
00:20:26You dropped this.
00:20:27I didn't drop it.
00:20:30Yes, you did.
00:20:31But it's all right.
00:20:32Sexual curiosity is nothing to be ashamed of.
00:20:34I'm not ashamed, and I have a very healthy sexual curiosity.
00:20:39Really?
00:20:42So what are you doing here?
00:20:43I work here.
00:20:45Well, do you think you can take a 15-minute break and join me for a cup of coffee?
00:20:48I'd love to, but unfortunately, I have a lot of work to do around here.
00:20:53Mrs. Gagin, do you mind if Danielle joins me for a coffee break?
00:20:57Please, go right ahead.
00:20:59There's nothing to do right now.
00:21:03You don't quit, do you?
00:21:05Whatever happened to be nice to the new kid in school?
00:21:11Fifteen minutes.
00:21:14Go.
00:21:19Next.
00:21:21Michael Keen, freshman, former BMOC of his junior high school.
00:21:25Don't let his bad acne dissuade you, though.
00:21:27His father runs the Coliseum.
00:21:31Let's get him a facial and see if he can score some front-row tickets to the whole concert.
00:21:35Next.
00:21:37Sebastian Valmont.
00:21:39Sophomore, son of Edward and Corrine.
00:21:41Why?
00:21:42I can't.
00:21:43He's a transfer student, and I don't have any more information on him yet.
00:21:46Well, don't you know anything else about him?
00:21:48He is your stepbrother.
00:21:49I've only known him for a day.
00:21:51He's a total loser.
00:21:52I mean, he shops at the Gap.
00:21:54Ew.
00:21:56Stay on him and see what you can find out.
00:21:58Will do.
00:21:59Next.
00:22:00Back home!
00:22:02Very clean.
00:22:03Freshman, daughter of Hubert and Bunny, annual family income.
00:22:09Well?
00:22:10$850 million.
00:22:12She's rich than Catherine.
00:22:14I heard that.
00:22:17She has a GPA of 1.3, and not only is she a virgin, but she's never even kissed her.
00:22:22She's never kissed a boy before.
00:22:23Okay.
00:22:23This girl is a walking Teletubby just begging to be made an example of.
00:22:28I think I'll oversee this one personally.
00:22:31When I get through with her, she will be the premier slut at Manchester Press.
00:22:36Hi.
00:22:39Next order of business, grievances.
00:22:42Yes, Lauren.
00:22:44Well, it appears we're having a bit of trouble with the new school chef.
00:22:48Mr. Washington seems to think that sushi is an inappropriate meal for growing girls and boys.
00:22:55All those in favor of sending Mr. Washington back to his hot dog stand, say aye.
00:23:00Aye.
00:23:02Okay.
00:23:02Bye-bye, Mr. Washington.
00:23:04Hello, Mr. Yakamoto.
00:23:11So, what's a nice girl like you doing at a snobbish school like Manchester?
00:23:16It's called free toition.
00:23:18Besides, it's not as bad as it seems.
00:23:21My dad took over the place a year after my mom passed away.
00:23:25I'm sorry.
00:23:27Your turn.
00:23:29Okay, um, folks split up ten years ago.
00:23:33Mom has a drug problem.
00:23:34And everyone thought it would be best if I moved in with my dad.
00:23:38Did you get along with him?
00:23:40I don't really know him.
00:23:41He's on his fourth marriage.
00:23:43To Catherine's mom?
00:23:44Yeah.
00:23:47I know this is rude, but what's it like growing up with all that money?
00:23:52I'll let you know.
00:23:53I'm only one day into it.
00:23:56Sorry I can disappoint you, my dear.
00:23:57But Richie Rich, I'm not.
00:23:59I thought I was the only one at Manchester.
00:24:03I forget the feeling you're being watched.
00:24:07Yours?
00:24:08Hers.
00:24:12There you are, silly goose.
00:24:13I've been looking all over for you.
00:24:16Hi, Danielle.
00:24:17How's the used bookstore?
00:24:23Don't let her get to you.
00:24:25She doesn't.
00:24:26Maybe it makes me uncool, but I don't really care what your stepsister thinks of me.
00:24:32Actually, I think that makes you very cool.
00:24:36Well, I better get going.
00:24:37I don't want her to make me hitch a ride home.
00:24:39Thanks for coffee.
00:24:40Yeah.
00:24:41I'll call you later.
00:24:42But you don't have my number.
00:24:44Don't underestimate me.
00:24:46Don't underestimate Catherine.
00:24:48Let's go.
00:24:49See ya.
00:24:51Bye.
00:24:59Nice first day, retard.
00:25:01It was great.
00:25:02This uptight bitch got gum stuck in her hair.
00:25:04Touché.
00:25:11Hi.
00:25:12Hi.
00:25:13Sherry, it's Catherine from school.
00:25:15No, I don't hate you.
00:25:17As a matter of fact, I was just appointed your big sister.
00:25:20Can you come out tonight?
00:25:21It's a school event.
00:25:22Great.
00:25:23I'll pick you up at eight.
00:25:25See ya, sweetie.
00:25:26You're going out with the girl who spit gum in your hair?
00:25:28Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
00:25:31Come on, Catherine.
00:25:33She's just a freshman.
00:25:34Pick on someone your own size.
00:25:36Like you?
00:25:38In due time.
00:25:41So, you have a thing for boring virgins.
00:25:46Danielle is a virgin, you know.
00:25:47Careful, Catherine.
00:25:49I'm better at this than you.
00:25:52You actually have a backbone.
00:25:54Don't push me, Catherine.
00:25:56Anytime you want to start a war.
00:25:58I'll keep it under consideration.
00:26:17Good evening, Master Sebastian.
00:26:18And how was your evening jaunt?
00:26:20Not bad, Henry.
00:26:21Not bad at all.
00:26:22Where are the folks?
00:26:23Dinner with a sheep.
00:26:24The cook has your meal ready.
00:26:25Will you be showering before or after dinner, sir?
00:26:28I hadn't really thought about it.
00:26:30Very well.
00:26:30Anything I can do to make your evening more relaxing?
00:26:32Anything at all.
00:26:33Just let me know.
00:26:34Thanks, Henry.
00:26:49Please make yourself comfortable.
00:26:51Gunther has prepared a marvelous sweet bread mousse.
00:27:03It's like dinner at the Addams Family.
00:27:05Auf Wiedersehen.
00:27:12Guys?
00:27:14Hello?
00:27:16Anyone?
00:27:18Yes, sir?
00:27:18Is everything all right?
00:27:19Um, Henry, I think I'll get something later.
00:27:22Go out or something.
00:27:23Very well.
00:27:24So if you need the car, just let Frederick know.
00:27:26Sure.
00:27:36No, it's not like that at all.
00:27:39Well, of course I miss you.
00:27:42We'll get together very soon.
00:27:44I promise.
00:27:45Okay.
00:27:46What are you wearing?
00:27:49I have to go.
00:27:52I didn't hear your knock.
00:27:54I didn't.
00:27:55That was my accountant on the phone.
00:27:57Wow.
00:27:58You guys must have a really tight relationship.
00:28:03Now, look, son.
00:28:04Don't make me regret taking you in.
00:28:06Well, I see that old habits die hard.
00:28:09Or, in your case, don't die at all.
00:28:11I'm your father.
00:28:12And I demand to be treated with some respect.
00:28:17A man has needs and...
00:28:18Look, Dad, spare me the melodrama.
00:28:21But, a word of advice?
00:28:23You got a pretty good thing going here.
00:28:25And I wouldn't screw it up if I were you.
00:28:30You know, Sebastian, I really like these father-son chats.
00:28:36You're a real role model.
00:28:45Would you sit the fuck down?
00:29:02Shut up, losers.
00:29:25One mineral water.
00:29:27One iced tea.
00:29:30This sure doesn't taste like an iced tea.
00:29:32It's from Long Island.
00:29:33Here, have another drink.
00:29:47What's the latest, Catherine?
00:29:49Me, as usual.
00:29:51Call it.
00:29:51I'd like you to meet Sherry Clannis.
00:29:54How's it going, Sherry?
00:29:57Excuse me.
00:29:59I think we should adjourn to the ladies room.
00:30:01But I don't have to go.
00:30:02I do.
00:30:03So what do you need my help for?
00:30:05Ow!
00:30:06Want some more?
00:30:07No.
00:30:09That's my question.
00:30:10Right.
00:30:13So, so how do you know he likes me?
00:30:16I can see it in his eyes.
00:30:18If you say so.
00:30:20So what do I do about it?
00:30:22You're going to have to let him fuck you.
00:30:25Yep.
00:30:26But, but I've never even been to first base with the guy.
00:30:29Well, so we'll start with first base and then we'll move on.
00:30:31Okay.
00:30:34Okay.
00:30:36Okay.
00:30:37Okay.
00:30:44Ready?
00:30:45Ready.
00:30:52That was easy.
00:30:54Okay, we're going to try this again.
00:30:55This time I want you to close your eyes.
00:30:57Or it's going to stick his tongue in your mouth.
00:30:59I want you to massage his tongue with yours.
00:31:01Okay.
00:31:03Ready?
00:31:09You idiots! These are $300 pants!
00:31:11I'm sorry.
00:31:13Oh, God! You stupid bitch!
00:31:17He hates me.
00:31:22Baby, shh.
00:31:33Hello?
00:31:34I told you not to underestimate me.
00:31:36You're unbelievable.
00:31:41Oh, come on.
00:31:43The television series match was way better than the movie.
00:31:45If you say so.
00:31:47I do.
00:31:48What time is it?
00:31:4910.30.
00:31:50Oh, my God. We've been talking for over an hour.
00:31:53Ooh. Call the police.
00:31:54Ha, ha.
00:31:56Uh, I should get going. Homework.
00:31:58Hey, listen.
00:31:59Listen, what are you up to on Saturday?
00:32:01I'm looking for a tour guide to show me the sights and to...
00:32:03Oh, I can't. I have plans.
00:32:05Oh, come on.
00:32:06You've got to rescue me from my psycho stepsister.
00:32:09At least for a few hours.
00:32:10Look, don't you think we should take this slower?
00:32:14I mean, you know, I don't really know you and...
00:32:16Take what slow?
00:32:18I wasn't asking you on a date.
00:32:20I just wanted to make a new friend.
00:32:22I know. I wasn't...
00:32:23Man, are you conceited?
00:32:25No, I'm not conceited. It's just that...
00:32:26I have to go.
00:32:29Hello?
00:32:30Hello?
00:32:31Hello?
00:32:32Always make an impression.
00:32:37Psycho stepsister.
00:32:38Evening.
00:32:39Evening.
00:32:40Aw, she shot you down.
00:32:43Exactly the opposite.
00:32:45So, what's on the agenda?
00:32:47Matinee of the Lion King?
00:32:49Man, you really have it out for her, don't you?
00:32:52You know, it must really burn your ass that with all your money and your popularity,
00:32:56she still won't have anything to do with you.
00:32:59Face it, Catherine.
00:33:01She's outclassed you.
00:33:02How dare you talk to me like that, you son of a bitch.
00:33:05Well, this has been fun.
00:33:08Unfortunately, I have some work to do, and you have to go throw up.
00:33:11After all, it was a very big salad you had for dinner.
00:33:14Have you been spying on me?
00:33:15Oh, my God!
00:33:16I ate a crouton!
00:33:18Let's see who gets the last laugh, brother dear.
00:33:34Oh, no, I'm sorry.
00:33:38It's all my fault.
00:33:39I wasn't thinking.
00:33:40I'll get it.
00:33:41I'll clean it up.
00:33:42I'm so sorry.
00:33:42I'm so afraid.
00:33:43I'm so afraid.
00:33:46Stop crying.
00:33:47Just don't tell anyone.
00:33:50What is this, Ben-Hur?
00:33:51Do they beat you here?
00:33:52Don't tell anyone.
00:33:54I'm so afraid.
00:33:57Lin, Lin, relax.
00:33:58Christ, it's a fucking Godzilla movie.
00:34:07You guys know the routine?
00:34:09Seduce and destroy.
00:34:12Wow.
00:34:15Shut up.
00:34:23Who the fuck are you?
00:34:25And you!
00:34:26I'm Sarah, and this is Gretchen.
00:34:28We had a sleepover at Catherine, and we're running a little late.
00:34:32Do you mind if we share your shower?
00:34:35Um, well, yeah, yeah.
00:34:38Yeah, be my guest.
00:34:47Ooh, pass me the loofah.
00:34:59Hey.
00:35:03So, uh, what year are you guys?
00:35:07We're seniors.
00:35:08Cool.
00:35:11So, how do you like Manchester, Sebastian?
00:35:14It's, uh, it's, uh, it's unbelievably, uh...
00:35:19Unbelievably what?
00:35:21Unbelievably hard.
00:35:22Wow, it certainly is.
00:35:25Rock on.
00:35:26Down boy.
00:35:30So, uh, you guys sisters?
00:35:35More like kissing cousins?
00:35:38Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
00:35:40Whoa!
00:35:41Oh.
00:35:42Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
00:35:43Oh!
00:35:44But Graven went.
00:35:47Oh.
00:35:50So, you're seeing Danielle Sherman.
00:35:53Who?
00:35:54Oh, yeah.
00:35:55Yeah.
00:35:57I'm trying to.
00:35:57She's a sweet girl.
00:35:59You guys didn't make a great couple.
00:36:02Just too bad you're gonna miss out on all the action.
00:36:05What action?
00:36:07Come on.
00:36:08With the exception of Danielle, Manchester Press, and Virtual Whorehouse.
00:36:12Mm-hmm.
00:36:13As the school motto goes, if you don't snort it, suck it.
00:36:19Ooh.
00:36:20Careful.
00:36:22Please.
00:36:24But you won't have to worry about that, since you'll be dating the headmaster's daughter.
00:36:27No.
00:36:29Guess not.
00:36:30See you on campus.
00:36:31Ring top.
00:36:33Four.
00:36:34Mm-hmm.
00:36:34Yeah.
00:36:37Thanks for, uh, you know, sharing.
00:36:40Here, sis.
00:36:41I'll draw you off.
00:36:44Oh, shit.
00:36:53Breakfast was late.
00:36:55My skirt is must, and I needed the car last night.
00:36:58I'm sorry, Miss Mertoy.
00:36:59No excuses.
00:37:01Now, just because my mother is out of town does not mean you can slack off.
00:37:05Each lapse, each oversight will be reported.
00:37:08Good.
00:37:08You haven't left.
00:37:11What's this?
00:37:11A dom addressing the troops?
00:37:13Allow me some.
00:37:14No, it's all right, Henry.
00:37:16Now, now, sir, pay close attention.
00:37:17The perfect Windsor is an art.
00:37:19Rough night last night?
00:37:21Yeah, I think there was a pee under my mattress.
00:37:23I'll look into it, sir.
00:37:24No, Henry, no.
00:37:24It was great.
00:37:25It was a tent.
00:37:26Can we go now, or do we send Kapoor in our place?
00:37:29I almost forgot.
00:37:30Here are your alliances.
00:37:35What's this?
00:37:36Annual?
00:37:36Semi-annual?
00:37:37Weekly, of course.
00:37:40This is amazing.
00:37:41It's a leftover, sir.
00:37:42It's what I like to call mad.
00:37:45Yeah, mad.
00:37:48Unless you use it to make someone happy.
00:37:52For the Windsor, and the advice.
00:37:54Oh, thank you, sir.
00:37:55Thank you very much.
00:37:56Very kind.
00:37:58Tutor me in French?
00:37:59Tutor me in French?
00:38:00Tutor me in French?
00:38:01Danielle!
00:38:01Oh, my gosh.
00:38:02Am I glad I found you?
00:38:03Look, I am flunking French.
00:38:04Like, trade flunking.
00:38:05Last quiz, Steve, mine.
00:38:07Have you been studying?
00:38:08Of course.
00:38:09I study like crazy.
00:38:10But it just, like, goes in one hole and out the other.
00:38:13Well, I wish I could help you.
00:38:14You can.
00:38:15You can tutor me.
00:38:16Mom said I can pay you.
00:38:17Unless that's, like, too totally insulting.
00:38:19Because, you know, we've got money, and you're the headmaster's daughter, and headmaster's
00:38:22make like zilch.
00:38:24Thanks.
00:38:25Tutor me, please, please.
00:38:27I'll pay $200 an hour.
00:38:29$200?
00:38:30Stop.
00:38:30Of course I'll tutor you.
00:38:31The money doesn't matter.
00:38:33Going rates will be fine.
00:38:34God, why does everything have to be about money?
00:38:37Because it's cool.
00:38:44You got a phone?
00:38:45Yeah.
00:38:46Oh, wait.
00:38:48I don't think it's coming from here.
00:38:49I don't have a phone.
00:38:50You do now.
00:38:52Answer me.
00:38:53Oh, my God.
00:38:54It's so cold to get birthday or something.
00:38:57Hello?
00:38:58You like the phone?
00:38:59I might.
00:39:00It comes with an explanation.
00:39:02It does, actually.
00:39:03I think I may have real feelings for you.
00:39:06It's Sebastian Balmont, isn't it?
00:39:07Just a second, okay?
00:39:08Sorry?
00:39:09Not you.
00:39:10Her.
00:39:10Who's her?
00:39:11Look, I can't do this from a phone.
00:39:13But it's a good phone.
00:39:14Digital.
00:39:15Where are you?
00:39:16You can't be too far.
00:39:18Look down.
00:39:24Oh, it is Sebastian Balmont.
00:39:26Don't move.
00:39:27Coming down there.
00:39:34Move, Einstein.
00:39:35Sebastian?
00:39:36Where are you?
00:39:38Close your eyes.
00:39:39Why?
00:39:40Just trust me.
00:39:41Close your eyes.
00:39:41Oh, look silly.
00:39:43Close them now.
00:39:46Close your eyes.
00:39:52Danielle!
00:39:53Wait!
00:40:00It's like they say, the best laid plans sometimes suck.
00:40:15Miss Matoy.
00:40:19But I'm excused from Jim.
00:40:21Jim, yes.
00:40:22Balay, no.
00:40:24Well, there must be something I can do to change your mind.
00:40:27I think you've got the wrong guy.
00:40:29Now get your ass to ballet.
00:40:34Miss Derwick.
00:40:37Hmm.
00:40:38I was very clear.
00:40:39If anything was going to continue between us, you had to keep me out of gym and ballet.
00:40:42I can't do anything, all right?
00:40:44Our girl called me into his office.
00:40:46He's suspicious.
00:40:47I can hear it in his voice.
00:40:48Why do you think that is?
00:40:49Well, I'm not sure.
00:40:51The disciplinary committee, of course.
00:40:53You stuttered and stammered like a completely raped fool, and then when you voted, it was obvious
00:40:56you voted the way I wanted you to vote.
00:40:58But that's how you did want me to vote.
00:41:00Oh, my God, I'm a mess.
00:41:02You're always one step ahead of me.
00:41:04I don't know what to do anymore.
00:41:06It's a dirty old man's catch-22.
00:41:08Shut up, Steve.
00:41:09Get control of yourself.
00:41:10I can't.
00:41:11I'm falling apart.
00:41:12My wife doesn't turn me on anymore.
00:41:14My kids hate me.
00:41:15I should just quit.
00:41:17Stop blubbering.
00:41:18I'll go back to gym and ballet.
00:41:21You will?
00:41:22The excuse lips were just a test.
00:41:24A day will come when I'll need you for a favor.
00:41:27A big favor.
00:41:28And you'll do it without question.
00:41:31Capisce?
00:41:34Of course.
00:41:36I worship you, Catherine.
00:41:38Worship works best on your knees, Steve.
00:41:41Hello, Catherine.
00:41:43Hello, Catherine.
00:41:45Please be quiet.
00:41:46I'm trying to imagine I'm with someone attractive.
00:41:49Sorry.
00:42:04Oh, my God.
00:42:08She is terrible.
00:42:10If it's so bad here, why don't you guys just quit?
00:42:12The city employment, sir.
00:42:14This is a good address.
00:42:15You could be down in the 50s.
00:42:17Or worse, Scarsdale.
00:42:19Oh.
00:42:19Oh, ladies there make me crazy.
00:42:22All the time sending me to the market looking for Giffelter.
00:42:25My father, fisherman for 20 years.
00:42:28He never called one Giffelter.
00:42:30What is a Giffelter?
00:42:32Ich bin dran.
00:42:33Three kings.
00:42:35That beats my two pairs.
00:42:36I got cluck.
00:42:37Full house.
00:42:38Jacks over threes.
00:42:39You went again, Master Sebastian.
00:42:40You know, Henry, I really wish you'd quit with the master thing.
00:42:43But, sir, it's your title.
00:42:45It shows privilege.
00:42:46Yeah, well, what has it gotten me?
00:42:48I poured all my money in the gifts and didn't get the girl.
00:42:50Danielle hates my wealth.
00:42:52Resents it or something.
00:42:54Perhaps it's not my place to speak, sir.
00:42:56No, Henry, please.
00:42:57I'm desperate here.
00:42:59Well, maybe she doesn't want to feel like she's being bought.
00:43:03You think that's it?
00:43:04I don't know.
00:43:04Women are complicated creatures, sir.
00:43:07It's been my experience, sir, that women are more interested in the soul of a man than in his trappings.
00:43:18What is going on around here?
00:43:20I had to ring and ring.
00:43:23And where were you, Frederick?
00:43:25I paged you four times.
00:43:27I had to take a cab.
00:43:28A cab!
00:43:29Oh, I'm sorry.
00:43:30We were just...
00:43:31Get out of here, all of you.
00:43:33And you can be damn sure my mother's going to hear about this.
00:43:37No, she won't.
00:43:38What did you say?
00:43:40You're not telling anybody about this.
00:43:42This was my idea.
00:43:43I ordered them to play cards.
00:43:44And to drink Mother's Prize 1939 Neuf De Paix?
00:43:48Great year.
00:43:48Blitzkrieg, wasn't it?
00:43:50Don't get smart.
00:43:51Whether you realize it or not, you are still a guest in this house.
00:43:55You know, you treat these people like dirt.
00:43:56It's no wonder they don't respect you.
00:43:58We pay them for their service, not their respect.
00:44:02Maybe someday you'll learn that.
00:44:03And one day you'll realize that they're human beings.
00:44:09Just give me a second here.
00:44:13Part is over.
00:44:17I don't get it.
00:44:23Look, if you hate your mother so much,
00:44:25why work so hard to be just like her?
00:44:28Is that what you think I'm doing?
00:44:30Well, you're obviously trying to prove something to someone.
00:44:33No one's this mean, unless...
00:44:35Unless there's a whole bunch of pain and suffering behind it.
00:44:38You think you have it so tough,
00:44:40having to come into this strange house with strange people?
00:44:42Try growing up here.
00:44:44Try spending every moment of your life just making up for just being here.
00:44:49That doesn't make any sense.
00:44:50No, it doesn't, does it?
00:44:52You feel out of place, Sebastian.
00:44:54You want to fit in?
00:44:55Guess what?
00:44:56So do I!
00:45:05What a mess.
00:45:09Hello?
00:45:10Sebastian?
00:45:11It's Sherry.
00:45:12Newsflash.
00:45:13Danielle is totally, madly in love with you.
00:45:16Madly in love with me?
00:45:17She hates me.
00:45:18Every move I make is the wrong move.
00:45:19Yeah, but she told me stuff.
00:45:21Every time she thinks about you,
00:45:22every time she sees you,
00:45:24she gets all moist.
00:45:26Moist?
00:45:27Her eyes.
00:45:28She gets tears in them.
00:45:29Oh.
00:45:30But look, time's running out.
00:45:32You gotta move now.
00:45:33She'll be in the city tonight,
00:45:34dinner with her favorite aunt
00:45:35at the Riverside Cafe.
00:45:38I figure if you go there,
00:45:40bury your soul.
00:45:41No gifts, though.
00:45:42And she hates that money thing.
00:45:45Hello?
00:45:46Sebastian?
00:45:48Hello?
00:45:49Hello?
00:46:04Closet Street performer.
00:46:07Now you know all my secrets.
00:46:08How did you know I was here?
00:46:11Nope.
00:46:12Already know.
00:46:13Sherry the bladder mouth.
00:46:15Weird girl,
00:46:15but if you get beyond all the totalies
00:46:17and all my gods,
00:46:18there's real truth there.
00:46:19I'm gonna have to catch my train.
00:46:21Well, let me come with.
00:46:21I'll make sure you get home, all right?
00:46:23You can come as far as the station,
00:46:25and only if you can do it without talking.
00:46:27Not another word.
00:46:29That's my condition.
00:46:30Condition accepted.
00:46:37All right, all right.
00:46:38Stop.
00:46:39I give up, okay?
00:46:40We can talk.
00:46:41Stop playing that thing.
00:46:42You know,
00:46:43I think this is the most romantic city on Earth.
00:46:46Millions of strangers
00:46:47meeting in restaurants,
00:46:49parks,
00:46:50sidewalks.
00:46:50A romance born every five seconds.
00:46:52Every heartbeat.
00:46:54I mean, God,
00:46:55is this a great city or what?
00:46:57This is exactly what I'm talking about.
00:46:59You spout BS on a continuous basis.
00:47:01Only because I can't say
00:47:02what I really want to say.
00:47:03Say it.
00:47:04Okay.
00:47:06I want to know what happened at school.
00:47:08In the courtyard.
00:47:09I kissed you,
00:47:10and you just ran off.
00:47:13I'm crazy about you.
00:47:14I'm trying everything I can
00:47:15to make you like me.
00:47:16Be yourself.
00:47:17Be honest.
00:47:18Why is that so difficult?
00:47:21I don't know.
00:47:24Maybe I'm scared.
00:47:26You know,
00:47:27I'm new here, right?
00:47:28New to this city.
00:47:30New at school.
00:47:31I'm living in a house
00:47:32full of certifiable wackos,
00:47:34and I don't have any friends.
00:47:36At least any I can trust.
00:47:39And I'm confused.
00:47:41God's honest truth,
00:47:42I'm in a state of perpetual confusion.
00:47:46So what are you scared of?
00:47:48Missing my train.
00:47:50See you at school.
00:47:51Bye.
00:47:55Danielle!
00:48:04As you know,
00:48:05your mother gets home tonight.
00:48:07And you want me to keep quiet
00:48:08about the poker game.
00:48:10I don't like these ideas
00:48:11Sebastian's putting in your head.
00:48:13I mean all disrespect.
00:48:14Well, I'm offended.
00:48:16Leave.
00:48:17I'll finish alone.
00:48:21Min Lin, wait.
00:48:23What do you say you and I
00:48:24get to know each other
00:48:25like you did with Sebastian last night?
00:48:26Do I have to?
00:48:28Come on, it'll be fun.
00:48:30Here.
00:48:36I'll jump right in.
00:48:37Where are you from?
00:48:38China, Japan?
00:48:39Cambodia, actually.
00:48:41Cambodia, wonderful country.
00:48:43And when did you come
00:48:43to our United States?
00:48:45My family fled through Vietnam.
00:48:47Ultimately, we were 120
00:48:49crammed into a boat
00:48:50the size of your pantry.
00:48:52Oh, my gosh.
00:48:53That reminds me of this time
00:48:54in Denver.
00:48:55We were coming home from Aspen.
00:48:56The first class lounge was packed.
00:48:58We almost had to fly coach.
00:49:00And you?
00:49:01Anyway, so your family
00:49:03fled the Canary Rouge?
00:49:06Nothing subtle
00:49:06about that shade of rouge.
00:49:10See, we do have a lot in common.
00:49:13Is there anything else,
00:49:14Miss Catherine?
00:49:16No, that's all.
00:49:21I'm glad we did this, aren't you?
00:49:23Oh, it is very enlightening.
00:49:34You got all your pronouns mixed up.
00:49:36New is we.
00:49:38The is you.
00:49:40Unless it's someone
00:49:41you're crazy, madly in love with.
00:49:43In which case, it's two.
00:49:44As in you and Sebastian.
00:49:47I swear, that thing with the phone,
00:49:48so cool.
00:49:49I mean, if it had been me
00:49:50and some guy,
00:49:50I would have piddled
00:49:51right there on the spot.
00:49:53Oh, wait, did I show you my doodle?
00:49:54Excuse me?
00:49:55My doodle, my sketch.
00:49:57Oh.
00:50:02Wow.
00:50:03You've got some talent, Sherry.
00:50:06Just tell me,
00:50:07I mean, do you really like him?
00:50:08Is this it?
00:50:08Is it the real thing?
00:50:09I can't even know what that is.
00:50:11Knees go weak,
00:50:12mouth goes dry.
00:50:13You get that little tingling feeling
00:50:15in that special place.
00:50:18He's just so slick,
00:50:20so sure of himself.
00:50:21I have a lot of trouble trusting him.
00:50:23He can't just, like,
00:50:24come out and talk to me,
00:50:25say what he's really feeling.
00:50:27Neither can I.
00:50:29Okay.
00:50:30Chapter 3.
00:50:31Read the translation
00:50:33of the first passage.
00:50:35Love is a sublime melting pot
00:50:38in which men and women
00:50:39are fused together.
00:50:40The lover is a priest,
00:50:42the ravers virgin
00:50:43a trembling sacrifice.
00:50:45A priest and a virgin?
00:50:48Oh, that's sick.
00:50:51The way you've been
00:50:53and that no one's wrong about
00:50:55Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo.
00:51:03Hi, Mr. Nagao.
00:51:06Hello, ladies.
00:51:07I make a special eel
00:51:08and cute roll today.
00:51:11Mmm.
00:51:13A woman goes in.
00:51:15Get along.
00:51:15It's so sad about Mr. Washington.
00:51:17I mean, the fact that they found
00:51:18a dead rat in that student's sloppy joe.
00:51:21Hmm.
00:51:23He'll never work again.
00:51:24Aw.
00:51:26So, you never told us
00:51:27how it was Sherry.
00:51:29Did you bury her?
00:51:30Let's just say
00:51:31she's on her way to ruin.
00:51:33Catherine!
00:51:35Everything's set for this weekend!
00:51:37What are you talking about?
00:51:38Uh, duh.
00:51:39I told my mom how much fun we had
00:51:41and she invited you
00:51:41and your mom over to our house
00:51:43for non-fat lattes.
00:51:44And your mom told my mom
00:51:45you can sleep over.
00:51:46I got the new Hanson album.
00:51:48Ah!
00:51:48Okay, come.
00:51:49I gotta go.
00:51:50Gordon Anderson.
00:51:50Promise you show me
00:51:51his one-eyed snake.
00:51:52Whatever that is.
00:51:54Okay, see ya.
00:51:56Maria!
00:51:57Oh, hi!
00:51:57Ay, caramba!
00:51:58Wow, Catherine.
00:52:00You really showed her.
00:52:10Don't talk.
00:52:12Don't say a word.
00:52:14It's my turn to explain.
00:52:17All I've done
00:52:18is hound you
00:52:19about being honest.
00:52:21When I couldn't do it myself.
00:52:25That kiss in the courtyard,
00:52:26Sebastian.
00:52:28It was more than just a kiss.
00:52:30I'll say.
00:52:31Well, let me finish.
00:52:33You see,
00:52:35it was my first kiss.
00:52:38I wanted it to be perfect
00:52:39and right
00:52:40and with the right boy.
00:52:41And while you might have been
00:52:42the right boy,
00:52:43the rest was totally not right.
00:52:45I embarrassed you.
00:52:46I embarrassed myself.
00:52:48Because I know you're used to girls
00:52:50with all this experience
00:52:51and you've probably been
00:52:52kissing girls forever.
00:52:54That's what I was afraid
00:52:55to tell you.
00:52:57Hey,
00:53:00I happen to think
00:53:01this is wonderful, right?
00:53:03So you weren't exactly
00:53:04up front and honest.
00:53:05Join the club.
00:53:06I wanted it to be perfect.
00:53:08Not the tail end
00:53:09of some prank.
00:53:11Does that make any sense?
00:53:14Yeah.
00:53:16You know,
00:53:17some things can't be orchestrated.
00:53:19Some things have to be spontaneous.
00:53:22Like a kiss.
00:53:23Like a kiss we're about to have right now.
00:53:35Say something.
00:53:37Quick.
00:53:39Okay.
00:53:40I have to go.
00:53:42Last now.
00:53:46Okay, but...
00:53:49just back away
00:53:50so I know you're not
00:53:52running away.
00:54:06That was wonderful.
00:54:09Just precious.
00:54:11How long were you there?
00:54:14I've never kissed a boy before.
00:54:15I mean,
00:54:16the right boy
00:54:17and you've probably been
00:54:18kissing girls forever.
00:54:20You must feel like
00:54:21a terrible dope
00:54:22bleeding on that
00:54:22poor, lovesick girl.
00:54:24You don't know
00:54:25what you're talking about.
00:54:26Here's a prediction.
00:54:27A few weeks of hand-holding
00:54:29and chased smooching
00:54:30and you'll be so bored
00:54:31and horny
00:54:31you'll mess the whole thing up.
00:54:33Of course,
00:54:34I could wipe her
00:54:35off the map tomorrow
00:54:36but I think I'll let
00:54:37this little romance
00:54:37just flicker out
00:54:38all on its own.
00:54:40Do anything to screw it up
00:54:42and I'll screw you up.
00:54:43Nobody ever threatens me.
00:54:46I just did.
00:54:48Or weren't you listening?
00:54:51You do realize
00:54:52this means war.
00:54:54War it is.
00:55:01Lovely.
00:55:09Well, I feel badly for you.
00:55:11I really do.
00:55:12But Byron needs to be groomed
00:55:13every day at three.
00:55:15Well, you'll just have to
00:55:16reschedule your daughter's birthday.
00:55:18Now, I want him saddled
00:55:19and ready to ride
00:55:20when I arrive.
00:55:21Don't keep me waiting.
00:55:22Idiot.
00:55:25There's a new student
00:55:26at Manchester,
00:55:26Sherry Clayman.
00:55:28Did she die?
00:55:29I take it you don't like her.
00:55:31I can't stand her.
00:55:33She's actually very sweet
00:55:34so I'm turning her
00:55:35into the school slut.
00:55:36Well, she's now
00:55:37your new best friend.
00:55:38Why?
00:55:41Don't tell me
00:55:42you're hitting up the Claymans
00:55:42for a donation to Manchester.
00:55:47Sorry, Mother.
00:55:48I think it's an excellent idea.
00:55:50The Claymans
00:55:51will be joining us at seven.
00:55:52You invited them here?
00:55:54Mother,
00:55:55they're from California.
00:55:56Catherine,
00:55:57I need this.
00:55:58Just 20 million more
00:55:59and we can break ground
00:56:00on the Tiffany Meritory Library.
00:56:07Well,
00:56:08you ladies seem to be
00:56:09enjoying yourselves.
00:56:10You must be tense,
00:56:11Sebastian.
00:56:12Yeah, well,
00:56:12you'd be too
00:56:13if you were failing gym.
00:56:15I mean,
00:56:15whoever heard of fencing
00:56:16as a sport?
00:56:17Perhaps a massage
00:56:18would help.
00:56:21Never had a massage before.
00:56:24You can have my table.
00:56:25I'm suddenly not in the mood.
00:56:27Talk to Mikesh.
00:56:29Miket,
00:56:29not Mikesh.
00:56:31Catherine,
00:56:31if you're not going
00:56:32to say it correctly,
00:56:33don't say it at all.
00:56:34It just makes you look foolish.
00:56:36Thank you for the correction,
00:56:37Mother.
00:56:41Now,
00:56:41if you'll excuse me.
00:56:43Yeah.
00:56:45Come here,
00:56:46give it to your sweet people.
00:56:46I think I could get used to this.
00:56:54dead puppies,
00:56:55dead puppies,
00:56:55dead puppies,
00:56:56dead puppies,
00:56:56dead puppies.
00:56:57Old months in their underwear.
00:57:06I thought you'd left.
00:57:09Is that Sonia or Ingrid?
00:57:11It's Tiffany.
00:57:12I hope you enjoyed your massage.
00:57:14I think I'll go take a shower.
00:57:16We've had so little time together,
00:57:18Sebastian.
00:57:19Can't be a happy family
00:57:20if we don't get to know each other
00:57:21a little better.
00:57:22You're right, Mom.
00:57:24We should talk more.
00:57:25Mom?
00:57:26With your father
00:57:27working on the yachts so much,
00:57:29I'll have plenty of time for you.
00:57:31You know,
00:57:31some nights,
00:57:32he doesn't even come home.
00:57:34He loves that yacht.
00:57:36I'm glad he found something
00:57:38he's so committed to.
00:57:39Well,
00:57:41the right woman will do that.
00:57:42And you think I'm the right woman?
00:57:44Definitely.
00:57:45He's a changed man.
00:57:46Of course he's changed.
00:57:47Without me,
00:57:48he'd still be in Miami
00:57:49giving charters to geriatrics.
00:57:51It's not the money.
00:57:52It's you.
00:57:53He loves you.
00:57:54You're a smart boy,
00:57:55Sebastian.
00:57:56You seem to understand
00:57:57your father very well.
00:57:59I hope so.
00:58:00So do I.
00:58:01Because if you're wrong,
00:58:03you're both going to end up
00:58:04out on the street.
00:58:09She spanked me.
00:58:12Oh, baby.
00:58:15Oh, that is so good.
00:58:18Dad, you hear?
00:58:20Fuck.
00:58:21Fuck.
00:58:29Hey, son.
00:58:31How's it going?
00:58:32Been already?
00:58:33Oh, just a cat mapping.
00:58:39What are you doing?
00:58:41I'm just looking for the cat.
00:58:44Here.
00:58:45Puss, puss, puss, puss, puss, puss, puss.
00:58:47Sebastian,
00:58:47I hope you're not suggesting
00:58:48I'm having an affair.
00:58:50I'm not suggesting anything.
00:58:51I'm your father,
00:58:52and I will not be treated
00:58:54like a criminal.
00:58:56Criminal.
00:59:01You could have fooled me.
00:59:04And behind door number three,
00:59:06we have...
00:59:08Hello?
00:59:10Sebastian.
00:59:11I'd like you to meet Lily,
00:59:13my first mate.
00:59:15Lily, I'm Sebastian,
00:59:17Edward's son.
00:59:19Oh, my God.
00:59:21Look at your father's eyes.
00:59:23Are you...
00:59:24Let's just cut right
00:59:25to the chase, shall we?
00:59:27He offered to sail you
00:59:28around the world, didn't he?
00:59:30How did you know?
00:59:31Leave right now,
00:59:32or you're grounded for a week.
00:59:34Did he tell you he was married?
00:59:35I was going to tell you
00:59:36I was waiting for the right time.
00:59:38You lied to me?
00:59:39More an error of omission.
00:59:41You see, she's very sick.
00:59:43I may be single any day now.
00:59:46Go to hell.
00:59:50Sebastian,
00:59:51you think
00:59:52you could help me out here?
00:59:56Okay, okay.
00:59:57I know we talked about this,
00:59:59but you're a man
01:00:00and you have to understand...
01:00:02No.
01:00:03You have to understand.
01:00:04It's not just your life anymore, Dad.
01:00:06It's mine, too.
01:00:07Don't screw it up for me.
01:00:09Absolutely.
01:00:10You can count on me, son.
01:00:12The keys, please.
01:00:16You know, you made your bed.
01:00:18Now lie in it.
01:00:20Sebastian!
01:00:22Sebastian!
01:00:27Sebastian!
01:00:29Well, this sucks.
01:00:36I can't believe I was so stupid.
01:00:40I really thought your dad liked me.
01:00:42It's not your fault.
01:00:44He's the master of deceit.
01:00:46He should be in the Pathological Liars Hall of Fame.
01:00:48He was in the Hall of Fame?
01:00:51Never mind.
01:00:52Can I ask you something?
01:00:54Why are men such jerks?
01:00:56I mean, is it genetic or something?
01:00:58You know, they promise you the world
01:00:59that you're the one for them
01:01:01and that their wives
01:01:02don't understand them anymore.
01:01:05Fall for it every time.
01:01:08I'm like a doormat.
01:01:10They're always coming and going
01:01:12and coming and going
01:01:13and coming and...
01:01:15My life sucks.
01:01:18Lily, you don't need a man to be happy.
01:01:21If you're not happy alone,
01:01:22you're not going to be happy with someone else.
01:01:24You're a very attractive woman.
01:01:26You can have anyone you want.
01:01:28You just have to wait for the right guy to come along.
01:01:32Do you think I'm attractive?
01:01:34I think you're beautiful.
01:01:36You're so sincere.
01:01:38You're not like your father at all.
01:01:45Okay.
01:01:47I'm glad you were paying attention.
01:01:49Do you want to come back to my place?
01:01:51I'd love to.
01:01:52But I have an oral report
01:01:54during the morning.
01:01:55Oh, I'm great at orals.
01:01:57Try me.
01:01:59No, thank you.
01:01:59Um, listen, I'm going to split.
01:02:01Are you going to be okay?
01:02:03Yeah, we're fine.
01:02:07Psycho.
01:02:08Oh, Sebastian.
01:02:15I lived in Fresno my whole life.
01:02:17Les, too.
01:02:18But we wanted more for Sherry,
01:02:20so when Les sold the biz,
01:02:21we decided to move to the Big Apple.
01:02:24And how are you finding Manchester?
01:02:26Oh, it's no problem.
01:02:27Our driver, he takes me right there.
01:02:29She's asking you if you like it, honey.
01:02:31Oh, yeah, it's the best.
01:02:32And Catherine's been, like, so super nice.
01:02:35You know, some girls,
01:02:36they told me to stay away from her,
01:02:37like, she had permanent PMS or something.
01:02:39Ew, gross.
01:02:40But she's been, like, totally awesome.
01:02:44I can tell she's going to be very popular.
01:02:46Oh, I won't be as popular as you.
01:02:48Popular is such a bore.
01:02:49The important thing is school spirit,
01:02:51and nobody has as much as my mother.
01:02:53I do a little work for the school fundraising committee.
01:02:55You are so modest.
01:02:57Mother's already raised half the money needed
01:02:59for the new school library.
01:03:01How much money have you raised?
01:03:03Well, she barely has to do anything.
01:03:04The parents practically throw it at her.
01:03:07Catherine.
01:03:07Why do they throw money at you?
01:03:09Because charity is smiled upon by the ladies who lunch.
01:03:13Society, Sherry.
01:03:14You know, the social ladder.
01:03:16Oh, yeah.
01:03:17And my mom said now that we're rich,
01:03:18we never start climbing that thing.
01:03:20Ow!
01:03:21What?
01:03:22Isn't she precious?
01:03:33Would you excuse me?
01:03:34Certainly.
01:03:39So, how much money do you need?
01:03:42Oh, I didn't invite you over here
01:03:44to discuss fundraising, Bunny.
01:03:46But if you'd care to make a donation,
01:03:48we'd certainly consider it.
01:03:50Really?
01:03:52Why, thank you.
01:03:54My pleasure.
01:04:00Oh, hi, Annie.
01:04:01How was your day?
01:04:03I can explain this.
01:04:04There's no need to explain.
01:04:05I know you love my mother very much.
01:04:08Yes, exactly.
01:04:09And Sebastian and I are just getting close.
01:04:12I know you'd never do anything
01:04:14to break up our happy home.
01:04:16Oh, no, never.
01:04:17So, let's make sure it stays happy.
01:04:19I want you to take Mother to Otrekay
01:04:20for dinner tomorrow night.
01:04:21I'll make reservations at 8.
01:04:23At 8.45, an accordion player will pass your table.
01:04:25When he does, request Under My Thumb
01:04:27by the Rolling Stones.
01:04:28Mick Jagger makes Mother all hot and bothered.
01:04:50Mick Jagger, good.
01:04:55What a shame.
01:05:15Morning.
01:05:18Great day, isn't it?
01:05:20Fight me, rich boy!
01:05:24Ah, New York.
01:05:26What a wonderful town.
01:05:30You look fabulous.
01:05:33You got everything?
01:05:34You're all set?
01:05:34Yeah.
01:05:35Oh, listen, New York.
01:05:36Take some money just in case, you know,
01:05:38you need a cab, you miss the train.
01:05:39Don't worry, Dad.
01:05:40I'll be fine.
01:05:41Come on, this is my job to worry, you know?
01:05:47What's wrong?
01:05:48Nothing.
01:05:49I just thought about your mom.
01:05:51Come on, have a good time.
01:05:53Bye.
01:05:54Bye.
01:06:00Sebastian thought you'd like it better than the train.
01:06:02Wow.
01:06:04I am so excited.
01:06:05But, you know, I'm kind of nervous.
01:06:07I've never been on a horse before.
01:06:08Don't worry.
01:06:09I won't let anything bad happen to you.
01:06:12If I like it, then I'll have Daddy behind me a horse
01:06:14and then we can spend every weekend together.
01:06:16You'll love it.
01:06:17I promise.
01:06:20Ow!
01:06:21Ow!
01:06:24Very good, Sherry.
01:06:26Back on the horse now.
01:06:28I think we're ready to try advanced jumping.
01:06:30I don't know.
01:06:32Keep throwing me off.
01:06:35All right.
01:06:36If you're going to be a scaredy cat,
01:06:38I guess we better go back to the basics.
01:06:42Manuela!
01:06:43Arriba.
01:06:44Lovely.
01:06:47Lovely.
01:06:53Okay.
01:06:54Now, using the stirrups, I want you to push up and down in the saddle.
01:06:58That's called posting.
01:06:59Now, we need to add the back and forth motion.
01:07:02When you hit the saddle, push backwards, then forward.
01:07:06Up and down.
01:07:07Back and forth.
01:07:09Faster.
01:07:09Faster.
01:07:11Up and down.
01:07:12Back and forth.
01:07:13Faster.
01:07:14Faster.
01:07:19Up and down.
01:07:21Faster.
01:07:22Faster.
01:07:23Faster.
01:07:23Up and down.
01:07:25Back and forth.
01:07:26Faster.
01:07:27Faster.
01:07:28Up and down.
01:07:29Faster.
01:07:32Good.
01:07:32This time, I want you to really blind your saddle.
01:07:35Okay.
01:07:36Up and down.
01:07:37Back and forth.
01:07:38Faster.
01:07:39Faster.
01:07:40Up and down.
01:07:41Faster.
01:07:42Faster.
01:07:44How does that feel?
01:07:45Okay.
01:07:46Up and down.
01:07:47I think I'm getting it.
01:07:50I'm posting fun.
01:07:52Faster.
01:07:53Faster.
01:07:54Faster.
01:07:55Faster.
01:07:56Faster.
01:07:56Faster.
01:08:05Are you okay?
01:08:10I never felt better.
01:08:13Now I know I grow like horses.
01:08:29I don't know if I'm ready for this.
01:08:33It's cool.
01:08:34I'm sorry.
01:08:37It's just that yesterday was my first kiss.
01:08:39And now you're practically touching my breast.
01:08:42At this rate, your dick will be in my mouth by lunch.
01:08:46Anyone for lunch?
01:08:48I'm kidding.
01:08:49I'm kidding.
01:08:50Listen, Danielle, we can take this as slow as you want.
01:08:52I like you.
01:08:53I have no need to rush things.
01:08:55That's not my problem.
01:08:57I want to rush things.
01:08:59I'm tired of being the only virgin in the sophomore class at Manchester.
01:09:02Are you telling me that everyone in the sophomore class has done it?
01:09:07Well, it sure feels like it.
01:09:11I don't know.
01:09:13Do you ever feel like you're at war with yourself?
01:09:16Constantly.
01:09:18I mean, there's one side of me that wants you to throw me down right here and rip my clothes
01:09:22off.
01:09:24And then there's this other side of me that thinks I should wait till I'm married.
01:09:29What side should I choose to vest him?
01:09:31You really want me to answer that?
01:09:32Yeah, be my friend.
01:09:35Listen, Danielle, I know exactly what you're going through.
01:09:39We all have two sides.
01:09:40I struggle with my dark side every day.
01:09:42That was the old me.
01:09:45Believe it or not, I have you to thank, but...
01:09:48You showed me that it was okay to be a decent person.
01:09:51How dark was your past?
01:09:52No, I don't know.
01:09:54Pitch black.
01:09:57Uh, yeah, I'm thinking...
01:10:02I think I'm falling in love with you.
01:10:04But I'm afraid to take the chance to get hurt.
01:10:07I'm afraid of getting hurt, too.
01:10:09Listen, let's make a pact.
01:10:12We'll take it slow, and we won't hurt each other.
01:10:16God, we sound like a canceled television series.
01:10:28You don't have to do this.
01:10:30I want to.
01:10:37Hello?
01:10:39Hi, Daddy.
01:10:39Yeah, I know.
01:10:40I'm running late.
01:10:41Tell Aunt Gloria we can still make the two o'clock mess.
01:10:44Yeah, I'll call you when I get there.
01:10:46I love you, too.
01:10:49You got to go?
01:10:51Sorry.
01:10:51It's okay.
01:10:52Call me later?
01:10:53Sure.
01:10:53Okay.
01:10:58Doodle.
01:10:59Bye-bye.
01:11:01Oh.
01:11:18Here's something you might like.
01:11:20Dolce.
01:11:21How 98 of you.
01:11:23Do you carry any real fur?
01:11:24No, all of our fur is full.
01:11:26Of course.
01:11:27The animals.
01:11:28How silly of me.
01:11:31I figured you'd be here.
01:11:32What's up?
01:11:33It's about Sebastian.
01:11:35Oh, give me the dirt.
01:11:37Your stepbrother has quite the checkered past.
01:11:39I mean, the fact he was able to pay off that overnight delivery guy and switch his school file?
01:11:43Oh, that's impressive, even by my standards.
01:11:47And that's just the tip of the iceberg.
01:11:49Well done.
01:11:50Casher Jack.
01:12:04I'll be there in an hour.
01:12:05Sounds great.
01:12:06New James Van Der Beek films playing in town.
01:12:09Perfect.
01:12:10You sure your dad won't mind?
01:12:11No, he's out of town for the night.
01:12:12It's just me and Mr. Whiskers.
01:12:15Mr. Whiskers?
01:12:16My pussy's silly.
01:12:18Oh.
01:12:18Oh.
01:12:19Okay, well, I'll see you soon.
01:12:21All right, bye.
01:12:24The school virgin's at home alone with her pussy, and I'm taking her to see Dawson.
01:12:29God, I've become a total fag.
01:12:35I guess I misjudged you.
01:12:37What are you talking about?
01:12:43How'd you get this?
01:12:44I have my ways.
01:12:47Catherine, I'm trying to start over here.
01:12:48Blah, blah, blah, blah, please.
01:12:51Spare me any sob stories.
01:12:55Oh, dear.
01:12:56I guess something like this could destroy your squeaky clean reputation at Manchester.
01:13:01And that school psychologist report about your mom.
01:13:03It's too bad.
01:13:05But how will she pay for rehab when I tell my mommy where some of her money's going?
01:13:09You're playing with fire, Catherine.
01:13:10Poor Sebastian's mom is going to be homeless and eating leftovers out of the garbage.
01:13:14You don't know what I'm capable of.
01:13:16Yes, I do.
01:13:18I read your file.
01:13:21It turns me on.
01:13:23Fuck off.
01:13:25Going to see Danielle?
01:13:26Leave her out of it!
01:13:28Ooh.
01:13:29Looks like we've hit a sensitive spot.
01:13:33Do you really think you can change, Sebastian?
01:13:36Face it.
01:13:37You and I are two of a kind.
01:13:41We're just not cut out for good deeds.
01:13:44I know the drill.
01:13:47You'll date Danielle.
01:13:49Probably sleep with her after, what, I think eight months?
01:13:53And then you'll get bored and you'll break her heart.
01:13:57Why don't you just spare her the pain?
01:14:00Do what?
01:14:01Date you?
01:14:02We could make a good team.
01:14:06What do you plan on doing with my file?
01:14:09Do I send some merger in the air?
01:14:12Perhaps.
01:14:15I do realize you're my step-sister.
01:14:18You know what they say about incest.
01:14:24Is there any line you won't cross?
01:14:27Only one.
01:14:29Never in the butt.
01:14:31It's a good line.
01:14:35But Brady's never had it so good.
01:14:49I'll do this.
01:14:50I'll never get your pants off.
01:14:52I gotta go.
01:14:53You fucking pussy!
01:14:54I gotta get out of this house.
01:14:56What is this about Danielle?
01:14:59You don't understand, Catherine.
01:15:00I love her.
01:15:01You have a funny way of showing it.
01:15:03Fuck you.
01:15:03I'm not gonna let you corrupt me.
01:15:04Don't you see?
01:15:05You can't change.
01:15:08I can try.
01:15:09We're gonna die trying.
01:15:24Hello?
01:15:25Hello, Danielle.
01:15:36Danielle!
01:15:37Danielle!
01:15:42Danielle!
01:15:44Danielle!
01:15:45Danielle!
01:15:45Daniel!
01:15:47Danielle!
01:15:49It's a best one.
01:15:50You're supposed to see me drinking nothing.
01:15:51It's a salt bottle.
01:15:52Well, just one piece.
01:15:53You got to keep me drinking, too.
01:15:55It's a instant.
01:15:56You're supposed to be drinking.
01:16:01Thanks.
01:16:05What's wrong?
01:16:07I don't know. It's...
01:16:09Well, it's okay. You can talk to me. Go slow.
01:16:15It's just...
01:16:17I feel like I'm losing it.
01:16:18You know, I gotta get out of New York. I gotta get out of school.
01:16:21It's Catherine, isn't it?
01:16:23I don't think I can beat her.
01:16:25Sebastian, do you believe in a higher power?
01:16:29Yeah.
01:16:30Do you believe that love conquers all?
01:16:33Yes.
01:16:34Do you believe in our love?
01:16:36Yeah, it's the only thing keeping me together.
01:16:38So you believe in our love?
01:16:39Yes, I believe in our love.
01:16:42Cause I sure as hell don't.
01:16:45What?
01:16:49Fucking idiot.
01:16:53Bravo.
01:16:56I told you I could do it.
01:16:58She never doubted you.
01:17:08Don't tell me about that virgin bullshit.
01:17:11No, I saw you. You were with your dad.
01:17:14What he doesn't know can't hurt him.
01:17:15I am the headmaster's daughter.
01:17:18Daddy's little angel must keep up appearances.
01:17:21Holy fuck.
01:17:23Oh, don't be such a baby.
01:17:25You didn't really think you were gonna win, did you?
01:17:28You're welcome to join us.
01:17:30You know what they say.
01:17:32Two's company.
01:17:33Three's a fuckload of fun.
01:17:41Oh, if you can't beat him.
01:17:43Who says you can't beat him?
01:17:59Who says you can't beat him?
01:18:00Who says you can't beat him?
01:18:03Who says you can't beat him?
01:18:19Who says you can't beat him?
01:18:30And I thought this in something that I'll never even try to describe.
01:18:35Who says you can win for me?
01:18:59Who says you can beat her?
01:19:05Ow.
01:19:05It's you. I was just going to Danielle's house.
01:19:10I'll take care of the bike.
01:19:15Oh, my God. Thank you so much. I owe you here, too.
01:19:19No problem.
01:19:23It's Debbie.
01:19:24No, Sherry.
01:19:27You know, Debbie, has anyone ever told you you could be a model?
01:19:30Really?
01:19:31Yeah. It's too bad you're not sexy.
01:19:33Bull, I can be sexy.
01:19:34Really?
01:19:35Uh-huh.
01:19:36All right. I'll show you sexy.
01:19:42Very sweet.
01:19:47Well, that's my special place.
01:19:50Holy shit.
01:20:08We're sick.
01:20:13We're sick.
01:20:15We're sick.
01:20:23Walk in slowly now
01:20:26I will show you just now
01:20:28There are times that you all are connected
01:20:32There's no time to waste
01:20:36Don't you dare hesitate
01:20:37There are times when it's always repeated
01:20:41It's the last good time
01:20:45It's the last good time
01:20:50It's the last good time
01:20:55It's the last good time
01:21:00Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
01:21:05Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
01:21:09Take a walk with me
01:21:13There's some things different me
01:21:16And it won't be what you expected
01:21:20There's no time no more
01:21:23Don't you open the door
01:21:25Because things are just what he's reacting
01:21:30It's the last good time
01:21:32That you're going to know
01:21:35It's the last good time
01:21:37Yes, you think that it's so
01:21:39It's the last good time
01:21:42That you're going to know
01:21:44It's the last good time
01:21:47Yes, you think that it's so
01:21:49Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
01:21:54Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
01:22:35It's the last good time
01:22:54Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
01:23:02Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
01:23:07Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
01:23:11Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
01:23:14Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
01:23:16Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
01:23:19Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
01:23:27You
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