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Summer Situationship Evan Adams
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00:00:01You guide me crazy!
00:00:02I guide you crazy! That's funny!
00:00:04You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:05If someone makes you crazy,
00:00:07you're either hopelessly in love with them
00:00:09or you hate their guts.
00:00:11For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:18Jules!
00:00:19Can you scrub the toilets?
00:00:21I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:00:22Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:00:25This little gutter slut will do anything for five bucks.
00:00:27The only way for me to pay off
00:00:29my family's medical debt was to work
00:00:31as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:00:33and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:35I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:00:38Clean it up,
00:00:39maid.
00:00:45I may be a maid,
00:00:47but you'll always be a bitch.
00:00:49And you'll always be the girl who leaked
00:00:51her sex tape for clout.
00:00:53That's not true, and you know it.
00:00:55I know that everyone in a hundred mile radius
00:00:57has seen her titties.
00:01:04I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:01:08I'm glad that phase is over.
00:01:10Right, Emmett?
00:01:11Yeah.
00:01:11She did have a good pussy, though.
00:01:20You just can't help but open your legs
00:01:23at every opportunity.
00:01:25Can you?
00:01:29Am I dreaming?
00:01:31No way is the guy who ruined my life
00:01:33helping me.
00:01:36What the hell's going on?
00:01:40Uh, Noah?
00:01:41What the hell's going on?
00:01:43Uh, Jules came in here to work
00:01:45and she started being really disrespectful
00:01:47and she grabbed me.
00:01:48And then when I pulled my hand away,
00:01:50she just, she just fell.
00:01:51I know.
00:01:52Destiny?
00:01:53Hmm?
00:01:53Is that what happened?
00:01:54That's not exactly how it happened.
00:01:56Shut the fuck up
00:01:57or you're gonna end up being an outcast
00:01:59from the group like Jules, okay?
00:02:01Why do you even care?
00:02:03She released a video of you two having sex
00:02:05and I had to jump in and,
00:02:07and save your reputation
00:02:08before things got out of hand.
00:02:13Mia?
00:02:14Hmm?
00:02:14Give me your phone.
00:02:15What?
00:02:16Give me your phone.
00:02:17No.
00:02:17It's right here.
00:02:18I got you.
00:02:21I thought Noah hated me.
00:02:23Why is he standing up for me now?
00:02:26If I see anybody with pictures of Jules
00:02:28on their phone,
00:02:29they'll have to speak to me.
00:02:31No.
00:02:32Open.
00:02:40I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:02:42You didn't have to do that.
00:02:44I know.
00:02:48Whoa.
00:02:48Whoa.
00:02:51Uh.
00:02:52Guys, she's not breathing.
00:02:56Guys, she's not breathing.
00:02:58Alright, somebody call the police.
00:02:59Dude, we can't.
00:03:00Yes, we can't.
00:03:01No, we can't.
00:03:02This place is loaded with drugs.
00:03:03Why would we do that
00:03:04when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:03:06Wake up slut, show's over.
00:03:08Mia, if you're not gonna help out,
00:03:09then just fuck off, alright?
00:03:10Fine by me, I'll be by the pool.
00:03:11Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:03:15Emmett!
00:03:19I know you've always had a thing for Jules,
00:03:20but she used to be my friend too.
00:03:23You have to save her.
00:03:26Jules?
00:03:27Jules!
00:03:28Come on!
00:03:29Shit, shit, shit.
00:03:30What do I do?
00:03:31Mouth to mouth.
00:03:32Give her mouth to mouth.
00:03:38You okay?
00:03:41Thank God.
00:03:43Alright, um, let's get you up.
00:03:46I don't know what the hell happened back there,
00:03:48but I need to get back to work.
00:03:49Jules?
00:03:51You're not going anywhere.
00:03:52I'm fine.
00:03:53Yeah, thanks to me.
00:03:54You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation
00:03:56of why you came crawling back to me.
00:03:58What, are you a stripper?
00:04:00I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:04:02You know, last time I saw you,
00:04:04you leaked our sex tape,
00:04:05lied about it,
00:04:06and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:04:08And now you come to my summer house
00:04:10with a bunch of people who hate your guts
00:04:12and you're wearing this little dress?
00:04:15What are you trying to do?
00:04:17Trying to stalk my friends?
00:04:19Trying to ruin my summer?
00:04:20You trying to drive me crazy?
00:04:21I'm here to clean your toilets
00:04:23and serve you drinks, sir.
00:04:27You know what I think?
00:04:29I think you're here to win me back.
00:04:33Why would I want you back
00:04:34after everything you've done to me?
00:04:36Because I'm the best sex you've ever had
00:04:37and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:04:39And you know what?
00:04:39I didn't do anything to you.
00:04:41So why don't you just admit it?
00:04:44You still want me.
00:04:45Is he coming on to me?
00:04:50In your dreams.
00:04:53Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:04:55We've been over this a million times.
00:04:56I didn't leak the tape.
00:04:58Yes, you did.
00:04:59And when you did,
00:05:00you cost me my job opportunities
00:05:01and you almost cost me my friends.
00:05:03I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:05:06Mia decided that I was officially canceled
00:05:08and got everyone to turn against me.
00:05:10And you let her.
00:05:12Did someone say my name?
00:05:17You two are hooking up.
00:05:18We're not hooking up.
00:05:20Noah's my boyfriend.
00:05:25We're not hooking up.
00:05:27Noah's my boyfriend.
00:05:30Be so fucking for real.
00:05:33Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:05:35It happened a couple months ago.
00:05:38Right when you told everyone
00:05:39to stop talking to me.
00:05:40How convenient.
00:05:43Let the girls talk.
00:05:50After everyone saw your tits online,
00:05:52I knew I couldn't be friends
00:05:53with such an embarrassing skank.
00:06:02Did you just spit on me?
00:06:04Yeah, and I can do it again
00:06:06if you didn't feel it.
00:06:09Everything you've ever had
00:06:10or wanted is mine.
00:06:14And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:06:18Especially Noah.
00:06:20Oh!
00:06:22Ow!
00:06:24Noah!
00:06:25Did you see that?
00:06:26She shoved me!
00:06:27Oh my God.
00:06:28Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:06:30I'm always honest.
00:06:32You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:06:38Thanks, Noe.
00:06:41Fire her.
00:06:49Fire her.
00:06:52Do you really think firing her
00:06:54would be the best option?
00:06:56I think it'd be more of a punishment
00:06:57if we let her serve us all summer.
00:06:59Noah.
00:07:00Noah!
00:07:00She shoved me!
00:07:02And this is my rental too.
00:07:04So,
00:07:05what I say
00:07:07goes.
00:07:14Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:07:17So you should probably go.
00:07:20I found something for you when I was cleaning.
00:07:27Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:07:33Jules.
00:07:36Look, I know things have probably been really tough
00:07:38since your dad died last summer.
00:07:44I want you to take this.
00:07:45Okay?
00:07:46It's what you would have made
00:07:47if you worked for me all summer.
00:07:49I don't want your pity check.
00:07:52Thank God.
00:07:53I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:07:54This is too humiliating.
00:07:56I'll find another way to pay off Dad's debt.
00:08:09What are you doing home?
00:08:11I lost my job at the storehouse.
00:08:13No! No!
00:08:14That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:08:17Jules, when your father died,
00:08:18he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:08:20I know.
00:08:21But I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:08:24Mia?
00:08:25Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:08:28But her father said that if you worked at their summer house,
00:08:31he would forgive our debt.
00:08:33Jules, if you don't get this job back,
00:08:35we will lose everything.
00:08:36Everything!
00:08:42I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little knowy.
00:08:46Please don't call me that.
00:08:49You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:08:52I'm gonna call Daddy and have him send you some money
00:08:54so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:08:55Mia?
00:08:57Slow down, okay?
00:08:59We've only been dating for two months.
00:09:02What?
00:09:02You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:09:05I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:09:08Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:09:10Why not?
00:09:11That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:09:14I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:09:18What are you still doing here?
00:09:19You don't even work here anymore.
00:09:21Tell me this.
00:09:22Are you genuinely stupid?
00:09:24Or do you just not get it?
00:09:26Nobody wants you here.
00:09:28I can't back down.
00:09:29Not if I want to save my family.
00:09:32I'm not talking to you.
00:09:34I'm talking to you.
00:09:36I need this job.
00:09:38I need you to choose me.
00:09:39After everything that happened between us,
00:09:41I shouldn't want her.
00:09:43But I do.
00:09:45What do I get if I choose you?
00:09:49What do I get if I choose you?
00:09:51I'll do whatever you want.
00:09:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:09:55No one can make him happier than me.
00:09:58Tell her, Noah.
00:10:00Prove it.
00:10:04I'll work harder than I ever have before.
00:10:07And I'll do whatever you say.
00:10:10Okay.
00:10:11Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:10:14And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend!
00:10:18Mia?
00:10:20I need to talk to Jules.
00:10:22Alone.
00:10:23Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:10:30She really has you by the balls.
00:10:33Don't insult me.
00:10:35Or what?
00:10:37You'll spank me.
00:10:38You can leave now.
00:10:40Hey.
00:10:43You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:10:49You're right.
00:10:51Read my lips, Jules.
00:10:55You're fired.
00:10:58You're right.
00:11:00Read my lips, Jules.
00:11:04You're fired.
00:11:10You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:11:12Yeah, I know.
00:11:13It's part of my charm.
00:11:14Hey, where are you going?
00:11:15Jules, you can't just leave!
00:11:17Jules!
00:11:18You can't just leave.
00:11:21You fired me.
00:11:22I can do whatever I want.
00:11:27You're so hot.
00:11:28You're so hot.
00:11:29I love it when you're ticklish.
00:11:33Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:11:36Does it look like she's jerking me off?
00:11:44Noah?
00:11:45You come over here.
00:11:46Now!
00:11:51Mia, why is Emmett's cock in your hand?
00:11:54Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:11:56Don't be prude.
00:11:57It's just a hand job.
00:11:59You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:12:03Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:12:07Call in my lead and we'll talk about you keeping the job.
00:12:21What are you doing?
00:12:29Hey!
00:12:31What the hell?
00:12:33What the fuck are you doing?
00:12:37You want your job back?
00:12:40Fuck me.
00:12:44Oh, Jules, you're so hot!
00:12:47Why would I do that?
00:12:49You want your job back?
00:12:50You've got to earn it.
00:12:53Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy!
00:12:58Okay, fine.
00:12:59Go ahead.
00:13:04You're crazy.
00:13:05I'm committed.
00:13:09Yeah, baby.
00:13:10Give it to me!
00:13:12You better give me my job back after this.
00:13:15I am the only person you can trust in this house for the sakes.
00:13:20Noah!
00:13:21Come out right now!
00:13:24Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:13:25Oh, yeah, Jules!
00:13:27I'm coming!
00:13:28For the third time!
00:13:29Oh, come on, baby!
00:13:31Show me what you got!
00:13:36Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:13:37Hand me your shirt!
00:13:38Now!
00:13:38Now!
00:13:38Now!
00:13:38Now!
00:13:52Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?!
00:13:55Yeah!
00:13:57Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:14:00You fucking bitch.
00:14:01You can't stay here.
00:14:02You don't work for me anymore.
00:14:04Take it up with Noah.
00:14:06This isn't over.
00:14:08If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy,
00:14:13you're wrong.
00:14:15I'm gonna make your life hell.
00:14:23You're in time to get back at me as cringe as hell.
00:14:25You know what?
00:14:26I should thank you.
00:14:26Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:14:29Oh, you're gonna blow it just like you did last time.
00:14:32Oh, wait.
00:14:33I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex date, didn't she?
00:14:36You know what?
00:14:37Let's make a bet.
00:14:38Yeah, me and you, let's make a bet.
00:14:39We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:14:42Yeah.
00:14:43What about it?
00:14:45If I stay with Jules till the end of the summer,
00:14:47you back off the internship.
00:14:49Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off.
00:14:51Internship will be yours.
00:14:54Yeah, she's really gonna stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this house.
00:14:59You're on.
00:15:05We need to talk.
00:15:10Emmett, get out.
00:15:15Did I get my job back?
00:15:17Actually, you've been promoted.
00:15:20To be my new girlfriend.
00:15:26You're nuts.
00:15:27I'm not a hooker.
00:15:29I'm not crazy.
00:15:30And I don't pay for sex.
00:15:33Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:15:36Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:15:38Well, I changed my mind.
00:15:39Now, I need $100,000.
00:15:43Done.
00:15:45Pull this off with me and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:15:52Give me that.
00:15:53Not yet.
00:16:01I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:16:05But until then, this money's mine.
00:16:09This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:16:14I'll do it.
00:16:17Great.
00:16:21Let's seal the deal.
00:16:28Let's shake on it.
00:16:37All right.
00:16:38Let's set some ground rules.
00:16:48Rule number one.
00:16:50No boners.
00:16:52You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:16:54You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:16:57Yeah.
00:16:59Just one.
00:17:01No feelings.
00:17:02I don't want things to get complicated.
00:17:06You're my complication, Jules.
00:17:12Do you have any rules for me?
00:17:15Yeah, I do.
00:17:17I have one.
00:17:20No one touches you but me.
00:17:24You don't own me.
00:17:27Jules, I'm being serious.
00:17:28While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:17:32So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:17:36Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:17:39Don't get an ego about it.
00:17:40Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:17:44Let the show begin.
00:17:49Ew.
00:17:50Not having dinner with her, there's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:17:54You kicked me out.
00:17:55Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:18:00Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:18:03At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:18:08Mia.
00:18:10Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:18:13This is my house.
00:18:15And Jules is my...
00:18:20I'm his permanent guest.
00:18:22I'm not going anywhere.
00:18:26Hey, Mom.
00:18:28Jason!
00:18:29Can we get some fucking service?
00:18:33Dinner...
00:18:35is served.
00:18:39Let's fucking go!
00:18:42Yay!
00:18:49Oops.
00:18:51I spilled.
00:18:53Emmett!
00:18:54You want to help?
00:18:56Yeah?
00:19:05Look at Jules's squirm.
00:19:08Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot.
00:19:16Noah, are you thirsty?
00:19:24Jules, take your shirt off.
00:19:27Jules, take your shirt off.
00:19:39I'm in mode again. I'm in beast mode. I'm on go.
00:19:42Got to troll again. Where I been? That shit never know.
00:19:45Trophy's rolling in. Look at Skull. Loser's gotta go.
00:19:48I'm on teeing again. I can't stop. No, I cannot know.
00:19:51Oops.
00:19:53Spilled a little.
00:19:55Jules.
00:19:57I'm still thirsty.
00:20:06Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:20:09I have to go.
00:20:18If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.
00:20:23Choke on it.
00:20:28Don't run away from me.
00:20:33Why did you kiss me out there?
00:20:35It was an act, Jules.
00:20:37And you agreed to be a part of it.
00:20:41You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:20:44Yeah, I know.
00:20:46Now you're gonna strip from it?
00:20:47You're shivering.
00:20:50Come here.
00:21:02Bed's yours tonight. I'll take the couch.
00:21:25What are you doing here? And where is Noah?
00:21:27What are you doing here? And where is Noah?
00:21:32Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:21:35Destiny, that is your brother.
00:21:38Whatever. I just came by to tell you how happy I am you've stolen back from Mia.
00:21:42Mia's your best friend.
00:21:44Yeah. She's also a huge bitch.
00:21:46People contain multitudes.
00:21:49Don't be scared of Mia.
00:21:50She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:21:53And she's jealous of you still.
00:21:56And it looks like YouTube got a little catching up to do.
00:22:00If you know what I mean.
00:22:10Like what you see?
00:22:14I do, actually.
00:22:34What are you doing here?
00:22:36Taking a shower.
00:22:40Remember, no donor.
00:22:43You wish.
00:22:50Show's over, pretty boy.
00:22:52I got some friends coming over here.
00:22:54Meet me at the pool.
00:23:07What's with this guy?
00:23:08One minute, he's ice cold.
00:23:10Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:23:17Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:23:27Let's give her something to stare at.
00:23:40I'm not going to let jewels ruin my summer.
00:23:43Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me.
00:23:47Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:23:50You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:23:52You're right.
00:23:54It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:24:01Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:24:04Everyone must decide right now whether Jewel stays or I do.
00:24:10Mia, would you relax?
00:24:12We're not taking a vote.
00:24:13We're not on Survivor, alright?
00:24:16What's Survivor?
00:24:17A show for old people.
00:24:18Ew!
00:24:19That's so boring.
00:24:21I'm kidding!
00:24:23Guys, I'm just kidding.
00:24:27What game is she trying to play?
00:24:29Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:24:36Wow, not one of your friends wants me to leave.
00:24:40That must feel pretty embarrassing.
00:24:42Oh, honey.
00:24:43You don't know the meaning of embarrassing.
00:24:49It's time to find out what Jewel's really said about all of you behind your back.
00:24:54What are you talking about?
00:24:55I never said anything about save it.
00:24:58Herb's great here.
00:25:01And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:25:05Don't you want to know what Jewel said about you?
00:25:09I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:25:14I think everyone should find out what Jewel's really said about them.
00:25:19Oh, Emmett. This one's about you.
00:25:22Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:25:27They can?
00:25:28I never said that. Mia did.
00:25:31She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:25:34Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:25:39Hey! I made good money for these.
00:25:42Mia, would you knock it off?
00:25:43Jewel's will never say any of those things, alright?
00:25:45Really?
00:25:46Because this one's about you, Noe.
00:25:48She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:25:51Noah is arrogant, cocky, and needs to be the best at everything.
00:25:57Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:25:59You said that about me?
00:26:01I can explain.
00:26:03Save your breath.
00:26:14You bitch!
00:26:16Don't touch me!
00:26:17Get off of me!
00:26:30You're so...
00:26:31Say that again with your shirt off.
00:26:38Come on!
00:26:41Come on!
00:26:44Come on!
00:26:45Come on!
00:26:46Come on!
00:26:53Yo!
00:26:55Emmett, you and Jewels are officially over!
00:26:59No way, dude.
00:27:00Like, I'm just going to distract myself,
00:27:02screw around a little bit.
00:27:04Don't come crawling back.
00:27:07Speak of the devil.
00:27:13You hooked up with Jules.
00:27:15Dude, look.
00:27:16You hooked up with Jules.
00:27:17I don't know what's going on.
00:27:18What do you mean, dude?
00:27:19It's pretty fucking clear.
00:27:20You hooked up.
00:27:23Fuck.
00:27:24Yeah, you're fucked.
00:27:26I mean, stop.
00:27:27Fuck you, dude.
00:27:28Stop.
00:27:33Did you post this?
00:27:42Jules, did you post this?
00:27:48I don't know.
00:27:49Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:27:52What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:27:56How do I know you didn't plant it?
00:27:58Jules, I'd rather get hit by a bus than let everybody at this party know that we just had sex.
00:28:03You know what?
00:28:05Everyone was right about you.
00:28:06You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:28:09Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:28:11Lose my number.
00:28:12I never want to see you again.
00:28:15Fine.
00:28:15Feelings mutual.
00:28:20Great.
00:28:21You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:28:26Mia, thank God you're here.
00:28:29Listen, Jules, none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:28:33You're a skank.
00:28:35So get out and don't come back.
00:28:47Help!
00:28:49Help!
00:29:02You saved me?
00:29:15That feels better.
00:29:16Wasn't it?
00:29:19And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:29:24Emmett.
00:29:26Don't even think about it.
00:29:27Go on, Jules.
00:29:28Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:29:30Jules, tell Emmett to leave.
00:29:31We have to talk.
00:29:37Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:29:45One step closer to making her mind.
00:29:53Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:29:55I can explain everything.
00:29:56Good, explain.
00:29:58Now.
00:30:04You're a hottie, you know that?
00:30:06Takes one to know one.
00:30:08Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:30:16I'm not some dirty little secret.
00:30:20I never said that, okay?
00:30:31You know, once we make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:30:35That way everyone can see it.
00:30:36But for right now, it's party time.
00:30:42Huh?
00:30:46OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:30:50I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:30:53How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:30:56You don't know him like I do.
00:30:58If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:31:01Ew, spare me the visual.
00:31:03I thought you hated that guy.
00:31:05Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:31:08He and Emmett are the perfect match as roommates.
00:31:11But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:31:14More than I ever liked anyone.
00:31:18The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:31:21Except for the one about you.
00:31:23I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:31:25That's true.
00:31:30Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:31:42Is that true?
00:31:45It's true.
00:31:47I liked you.
00:31:49Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:31:51I mean, really.
00:31:54All right, I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:31:56So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:31:59Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:32:05I guess you can't.
00:32:06There's no way for me to prove it.
00:32:14I know it was a really long time ago.
00:32:16But when I really think about it,
00:32:18I really liked you, Jules.
00:32:20I really did.
00:32:25I give those to you until the end of today?
00:32:27To what, Bone?
00:32:30They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:32:32It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:32:35I don't think they remember you exist.
00:32:40Then I'll make them remember.
00:32:46Okay, the rules of the game are simple.
00:32:48You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:32:50When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever blew it to you.
00:33:18She's never kissed me like that.
00:33:20My turn.
00:33:30No smoke.
00:33:32Looks like we have to kiss.
00:33:37I'm ready.
00:33:54Keep the circle moving.
00:33:57If you want to really piss me off, kiss me like you mean it.
00:34:07Get off of me.
00:34:08Dude, I took her virginity. What's a little peck?
00:34:13Why would you tell everyone that?
00:34:15Remember that six pack you bought me for doing the deed?
00:34:22Hey, Jules! Jules!
00:34:24You're a pig!
00:34:25Hey, Emmett is lying, okay? He's lying.
00:34:27I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:34:29But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:34:33You have feelings for me?
00:34:39I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:34:40But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:34:43You have feelings for me?
00:34:44Yes, Jules, I have feelings for you.
00:34:46You do?
00:34:48Yeah, I have all the feelings.
00:34:50Confusion, frustration, blind rage.
00:34:53For a dip!
00:34:53Yeah, but you know what? Sometimes, Jules, sometimes you make me really happy.
00:34:57Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:35:00I broke your trust.
00:35:01And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken too.
00:35:10What do you mean?
00:35:11I mean, I trusted you and you let me down.
00:35:13And now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:35:17Do you want to get back together?
00:35:20You said no feelings.
00:35:23Yeah, you're right.
00:35:25So tell me you want to be with me.
00:35:27Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:35:29Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:35:31Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:35:40Well, looks like our favorite couple survived the Ring of Fire.
00:35:43Ew.
00:35:43Why is he so obsessed with her?
00:35:45Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:35:47I didn't know she was poor.
00:35:49Mm-hmm.
00:35:51Her parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:35:54And the only reason why I know that is because my dad owns the hospital that her mother still owes
00:35:58money to.
00:35:59Maybe we should take Jill's shopping so she can forget she's poor.
00:36:02Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:36:05Yes, yes.
00:36:05That's a great idea.
00:36:06You should go do that right now.
00:36:07Yes!
00:36:13It's not that easy.
00:36:15Stop avoiding the question.
00:36:16I'm not avoiding it.
00:36:18Look, if I don't get the money, I'll lose everything.
00:36:22What do you mean?
00:36:25I mean, Mia and I want to take you shopping!
00:36:28Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:36:31She was about to answer a very important question.
00:36:33I don't want to go shopping with Mia, but I really don't want to lie to Noah and tell him
00:36:38I don't have feelings for him.
00:36:39Or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:36:42We can talk later.
00:36:44I promise.
00:36:55The girls go shopping.
00:36:56Saturdays are for the boys!
00:37:00Must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me.
00:37:02I cannot wait to crush your ego once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:37:07Dude, the Lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:37:11It was tailored for sigmas.
00:37:13Like me.
00:37:14The internship is mine.
00:37:16Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:37:18Or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up.
00:37:29If it isn't my favorite customer!
00:37:31Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:37:35Oh my god, it's gorgeous!
00:37:38I'm gonna go try this on!
00:37:46You ordered the wrong size!
00:37:48Uh, no, I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:37:51No, you didn't!
00:37:52That's impossible!
00:37:53It doesn't fit!
00:37:54Maybe the zipper's stuck!
00:37:55What are you doing?
00:37:57I'm shopping.
00:37:59Do you not remember me?
00:38:01I used to be in here all the time.
00:38:03Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:38:05She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:38:07But what Mia says goes.
00:38:09So your money's no good here.
00:38:11You know what?
00:38:12You're right.
00:38:13I have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:38:18That's it.
00:38:18You're out.
00:38:20Oh, Mr. Allen.
00:38:21Excuse me.
00:38:22I'm just gonna take out the trash.
00:38:24Trash?
00:38:25Yeah.
00:38:26That's my girlfriend.
00:38:27Oh.
00:38:31Apparently, I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique.
00:38:35See this car?
00:38:38Has no spending limit.
00:38:39My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:38:42And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:38:45No, wait.
00:38:45This is mine.
00:38:46Are you gonna purchase it?
00:38:47No.
00:38:48Not with this janky little zipper.
00:38:50Great.
00:38:51Let's try it on, Jules.
00:39:05What do you think?
00:39:09Noah?
00:39:12Will you come help zip me up?
00:39:15Of course.
00:39:22You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:39:24Is it too expensive?
00:39:26No.
00:39:27It breaks a no boner rule.
00:39:36Well, aren't you gonna thank me?
00:39:46Thank you, Noah.
00:39:49You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:39:52Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:39:59Put the dress on my card.
00:40:03Excuse me.
00:40:05I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:40:09I bet she stole it.
00:40:11I would never.
00:40:12Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:40:15Fine.
00:40:17Whatever, Mia.
00:40:30See?
00:40:31Told ya.
00:40:37I don't know how that got there.
00:40:39Well, she stole it.
00:40:42And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:40:46Call the police.
00:40:48Don't call the police.
00:40:50This is all my fault.
00:40:51No, it's not.
00:40:53Yes, it is.
00:40:54I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:40:58But I was gonna pay for it once everybody left.
00:41:00You can't do this.
00:41:01It's a waste of money.
00:41:03Neither of us want me to win.
00:41:05It's worth it.
00:41:06Trust me.
00:41:08And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:41:10Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:41:11Please and thank you.
00:41:19There he is.
00:41:26Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:41:29Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:41:30Well, enjoy it while it lasts.
00:41:31Because after tonight, I'll have a little slut begging for me.
00:41:39Watch your mouth.
00:41:40Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:41:43Okay, dude.
00:41:44Jules is mine first.
00:41:45I dumped her, okay?
00:41:47It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:41:49Jules broke up with you so she could be with me.
00:41:53Okay.
00:41:54Alright.
00:41:55Let's add some heat to our bed.
00:41:56Yeah?
00:41:58I get Jules' panties off.
00:41:59By the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman internship and never come back to the summer house.
00:42:04Fine.
00:42:04And when you don't hook up with Jules, I want you to back off of her for the rest of
00:42:07the summer, okay?
00:42:08I don't even want you looking at her.
00:42:11Deal.
00:42:15You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:42:18Jules, you were looking so hot in that dress.
00:42:26Eat shit.
00:42:28Hey.
00:42:30Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:42:33Enjoy it while I last, Noah.
00:42:35Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight unless it's with me.
00:42:46Hey!
00:42:51Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:42:53Uh, I don't know.
00:42:54Jules.
00:42:56You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:42:58About what?
00:42:59The music in here?
00:43:01Because I think it sucks.
00:43:03Jules.
00:43:04Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:43:06For real.
00:43:07No contracts and no money.
00:43:09I mean it.
00:43:11I need Jules to come with me.
00:43:13Uh, Destiny.
00:43:14We're right in the middle of something.
00:43:15Like I care.
00:43:16I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:43:20I'm sorry.
00:43:21We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:43:23Have fun.
00:43:25Here.
00:43:25Put this on.
00:43:27I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:43:34You're crazy.
00:43:35Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now.
00:43:41You're on.
00:43:48Follow me.
00:43:53Let the show begin.
00:44:04You think you're hot shit?
00:44:06Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:44:09Everyone in the club get hot and happy.
00:44:12Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.
00:44:18The rules are simple.
00:44:20Each one of these smoke shows will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:44:25And you get to vote on who is hotter!
00:44:28Woo!
00:44:30Woo!
00:44:30Woo!
00:44:43Come on, come on, come back, come back, come back, come back, come back, come back.
00:44:53I'm back, girl, I got the weight of the water, weight of the water.
00:44:57We give the diamonds above, diamonds above.
00:44:59Now, when you're waiting on me, it's just so great.
00:45:03Come on, come back.
00:45:05I'm back, girl, I got the weight of the water, weight of the water.
00:45:08We give the diamonds above, diamonds above.
00:45:11Now, when you're waiting on me, it's just like you're waiting on me.
00:45:16Come back, come back, come back, come back, come back.
00:45:23Tap that.
00:45:37Top that.
00:45:48You're the most beautiful girl here.
00:45:51Show them all.
00:46:02The tears on your face are falling in vain when you cry.
00:46:10The same moments things I left you with.
00:46:15You're the most beautiful girl here.
00:46:19Yo, Jason!
00:46:22Dude, I need the Lady Killer special.
00:46:24Now.
00:46:25Yeah?
00:46:26I got you.
00:46:27Don't worry.
00:46:30There's a tap.
00:46:32And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:46:37And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:46:43Mia!
00:46:48As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair!
00:46:53I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public heartbreak.
00:46:59Here we go!
00:47:00Jules, wait!
00:47:01Jules, wait!
00:47:05You look upset.
00:47:08What are you, my therapist?
00:47:10Fuck off!
00:47:11No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad!
00:47:16Jules!
00:47:17I have something that can make you feel better!
00:47:23What is that?
00:47:24Oh, we got time?
00:47:26Come on, Jules.
00:47:27You wanna have some fun?
00:47:32No, thanks.
00:47:34Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:47:37Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:47:42Better play along.
00:47:51Bottoms up.
00:47:54Cheers.
00:47:56All right.
00:47:58Turn that shit around so you can grind on me.
00:47:59Come on.
00:48:00I'm gonna go change.
00:48:05Destin!
00:48:06Uh, have you seen Jules?
00:48:07Uh, I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:48:09Emmett was with her.
00:48:12That little shit!
00:48:19Don't move.
00:48:25What do you think you're doing?
00:48:27Stop denying yourself, Jules.
00:48:29We both know you want this.
00:48:31Be gentle.
00:48:32Just like our first time, remember?
00:48:34Back off!
00:48:36Just relax, baby.
00:48:38Let that e-kick in.
00:48:39You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:48:41Oh.
00:48:42I was gonna fuck you anyways.
00:48:44Let go of me!
00:48:45This is just gonna take a minute.
00:48:50Emmett, let go and we can pretend like this never happened.
00:48:53Oh, I'm not leaving until I'm done with you.
00:48:55Jules?
00:48:57Jules, are you in there?
00:48:58Noah!
00:48:59Help me!
00:49:03Noah!
00:49:04Help me!
00:49:06Emmett!
00:49:08Get off of her!
00:49:09You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:49:12What's the big deal now, huh?
00:49:16Emmett!
00:49:16She doesn't want you!
00:49:18What are you doing?
00:49:19She wants me so bad, dude.
00:49:21Even if she won't say so.
00:49:27Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:49:29I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:49:33Wait! Stop!
00:49:34Stop!
00:49:39This asshole isn't worth it.
00:49:56You look like shit.
00:49:58Jules just kicked my ass.
00:50:00All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:50:03Hey!
00:50:04Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:50:11Leah, stop.
00:50:13This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic.
00:50:18Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:50:19Be so fucking for real.
00:50:20Emmett would never want to skank like you.
00:50:22You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.
00:50:27And, you know what?
00:50:29He's coming back to the house with me.
00:50:31Tonight.
00:50:32Mia!
00:50:33Sit down!
00:50:34Emmett!
00:50:35If you ever come near the summer house again, I will kill you!
00:50:39Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:50:40Let's go!
00:50:45I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:50:56Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:50:59Ow!
00:51:00You're hurt. Let me help you.
00:51:13I want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:51:26I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:51:28I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with.
00:51:30Really.
00:51:31I didn't take them.
00:51:33You didn't take the pills?
00:51:39You know, I got something better than E.
00:51:42It's twice as fun.
00:51:44And I've been saving it just for you.
00:51:53What are you trying to give me?
00:51:58Rocky Road.
00:52:01Ow!
00:52:02Hey, I got you ice cream and this is how you repay me?
00:52:05How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:52:09I'm not an asshole.
00:52:11No, you're the king of assholes.
00:52:15You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes, but whatever.
00:52:24I gotta show you something.
00:52:35I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:52:42And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:52:49It worked.
00:53:01I wanted you all summer.
00:53:04Stop waiting.
00:53:06I need you.
00:53:08Now.
00:53:09Now.
00:53:14What if somebody sees you?
00:53:15Everybody's at the club.
00:53:18I'm taking you upstairs.
00:53:46I've taken you upstairs.
00:53:47Oh, my God.
00:53:49Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:53:52Hi, this is Alan.
00:53:54It's Mia.
00:53:55Yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
00:53:56Um, he was hinting at proposing to me soon,
00:54:00and we would just love it if you were here for it.
00:54:03OK, bye.
00:54:05Oh, oh.
00:54:18Hey, sleepy little.
00:54:20What are you doing up so early?
00:54:22I thought I wore you out last night.
00:54:24I'm ready for another round.
00:54:26Hey, can you knock?
00:54:27Can you put your boner away?
00:54:30Get up!
00:54:31Get up!
00:54:32Get up, get up, get up!
00:54:33Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
00:54:34It's worse than a fire.
00:54:38Mom's on the way, and she can't see Jules.
00:54:47You're fucking with me.
00:54:48What's the big deal?
00:54:49Uh, there's the drugs.
00:54:50And the mess.
00:54:51And you.
00:54:51What about me?
00:54:52She, like, totally thinks you're a slut.
00:54:53But, like, in a bad way.
00:54:55Look, my mom knows about the sex tape,
00:54:56and she blames you for the whole thing.
00:54:59I need to get out of here.
00:55:00I'll hide Jules.
00:55:01I'll distract Mom.
00:55:05Yo, Jason.
00:55:06I'm gonna go hide Jules.
00:55:07Do not let my mom know that we're here, alright?
00:55:14Tell me when the coast is clear.
00:55:16Got it.
00:55:24Get your brother.
00:55:26Now.
00:55:32Mommy!
00:55:34Wait!
00:55:34Noah!
00:55:36Uh...
00:55:39My baby boy!
00:55:41Mom!
00:55:42Hi!
00:55:43Mom!
00:55:44I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto.
00:55:46Mia called and said she needed the family ring.
00:55:49To propose!
00:55:55Why are you hiding in a closet?
00:56:04I'm hiding until Noah's mom leaves.
00:56:06Oh.
00:56:07She just left.
00:56:11I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
00:56:15What is that slut doing here?
00:56:20You're the girl from the sex tape.
00:56:22Get out of this house.
00:56:23Mom.
00:56:24Noah.
00:56:25A little help?
00:56:25Uh, Mom.
00:56:27Uh, this is Jules, and she's going to be our help for the summer.
00:56:33Uh, yes.
00:56:34It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
00:56:39Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
00:56:43Lisa.
00:56:44My second, Mommy.
00:56:46We need to talk about engagement plans.
00:56:49Oh, yes, we do.
00:56:52You're marrying Mia now?
00:56:53I have no idea what got into her head.
00:56:55I am so sorry, okay?
00:56:57But after dinner tonight, I'm gonna explain everything to her.
00:56:59Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
00:57:01Please?
00:57:11My head hurts.
00:57:13Can you make yourself useful and get me some Aspen?
00:57:15Yeah.
00:57:16I have some in my purse.
00:57:17Oh, thanks.
00:57:23She's prepared.
00:57:32Water.
00:57:33Water.
00:57:33I need water.
00:57:35Jules?
00:57:37What did you give my mom?
00:57:39Aspirin.
00:57:40Aspirin?
00:57:41Woo!
00:57:42It's so hot in here.
00:57:45Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
00:57:49Oh, no.
00:57:51Woo!
00:57:52Hey, I have an idea.
00:57:53Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
00:57:56I'm feeling like a cougar.
00:57:58Wow!
00:57:59Oh, that's enough.
00:58:00I gotta talk to you.
00:58:01Woo!
00:58:02Jules, what is wrong with her?
00:58:04Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
00:58:07No way.
00:58:08You gave her those?
00:58:09I didn't give them.
00:58:10She found them.
00:58:11Should we call an ambulance?
00:58:12Oh, no fucking way, Jules.
00:58:14She hates you already.
00:58:15What is she gonna think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
00:58:19Where did she go?
00:58:34Mom, get out of the pool.
00:58:36No way!
00:58:37It feels so good.
00:58:41Oh, wait, no.
00:58:43Ow!
00:58:44I'm drowning!
00:58:46Mia!
00:58:47Save me!
00:58:48Oh, absolutely not.
00:58:50I'm not going in there.
00:58:52Help!
00:58:54Help!
00:58:57Help!
00:59:13You saved me?
00:59:17Here.
00:59:17I brought you some tea.
00:59:24I was wrong about you.
00:59:25I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
00:59:36Thank you for taking care of her.
00:59:39I hope I was a good maid.
00:59:42Yeah, I should give you a raise.
00:59:43Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
00:59:47You know, a maid?
00:59:48You know, a maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
00:59:52I still gotta pay you to hang out with me.
00:59:55No feelings.
00:59:57Remember?
01:00:03I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:00:07I'll tear it up.
01:00:08I'll tear it up right now.
01:00:08I mean it.
01:00:12I need that money more than I want you.
01:00:15When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:00:20If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:00:24So it was really always just about the money?
01:00:27Really?
01:00:28When I started our relationship, it was about the money, but now I can't make it real because
01:00:34of that same money.
01:00:42Come with me.
01:00:47I want to give you the money.
01:00:50Not as your boss.
01:00:51As your boyfriend.
01:00:53It feels like I want to give you everything.
01:00:57I don't know what to say.
01:01:01Just let me take care of you.
01:01:08And tell me that you love me.
01:01:13I don't think I can say it.
01:01:17Let me take care of you.
01:01:19It's the least you can do.
01:01:22Fine.
01:01:24You can take care of me, okay?
01:01:27And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:01:30I know you do.
01:01:34Good morning, everyone.
01:01:36Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay.
01:01:39Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:01:43I was just leaving.
01:01:45You're not leaving, Jules.
01:01:46We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:01:52After your little sex video was released, at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's
01:01:57life forever.
01:01:58But, after you saved me, all I can say is, welcome to the family.
01:02:09Wait.
01:02:10You were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:02:13That was before you left me to drown.
01:02:17I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Ronaldo, in Cancun.
01:02:21Adios.
01:02:23Bye, Mom.
01:02:28I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:02:31Good luck with that.
01:02:32I don't need luck.
01:02:34I have a really big brain.
01:02:41There must be something incriminating in here.
01:02:48What is this?
01:02:50Hmm.
01:02:55Ugh.
01:02:56Ew.
01:02:57What died in here?
01:02:58My manhood.
01:03:01Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:03:03Really?
01:03:06I don't like to read.
01:03:08It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:03:10They're faking their entire relationship so we can get that stupid Lehman internship.
01:03:15That's cheating.
01:03:17Oh, great.
01:03:18You finally figured it out.
01:03:19Oh, good boy.
01:03:21I think it's time for you to cheat, too.
01:03:29I thought this was summer vacation.
01:03:31I know.
01:03:32I know.
01:03:33But I've got to work on my presentation for the Lehman internship.
01:03:39What up, lovebirds?
01:03:41Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you.
01:03:44You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:03:49Who are you?
01:03:51I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:04:01Mr. Lehman.
01:04:02It's great to meet you.
01:04:03What are you doing here?
01:04:05Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house setup.
01:04:08I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:04:12The name's Andrew.
01:04:13But my friends call me Andy.
01:04:15I'd like to be your friend.
01:04:20I have enough friends.
01:04:22Thanks.
01:04:25Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:04:28Uh, I'm the high profile guy who likes to get lots of trouble and Emmett promised me lots
01:04:32of trouble.
01:04:35The next intern for Lehman Corp will be responsible for keeping me entertained.
01:04:40And I get bored easy.
01:04:44Your interview for Lehman Corp starts now.
01:04:50Interview starts now.
01:04:51Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:04:55Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:04:57Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:04:59That's why all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:05:08That's the guy you want to work for?
01:05:10He's a total clown.
01:05:13Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry.
01:05:17And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:05:19But don't you already have enough money?
01:05:22Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:05:24I was the captain of every sports team I was on and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:05:28I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy and have my own career.
01:05:33And then our sex tape got released.
01:05:35And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:05:39The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation.
01:05:42Jules, I need this internship.
01:05:43And so do you.
01:05:45Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:05:51You lied to me.
01:05:53No, I didn't lie to you.
01:05:54I just...
01:05:55I just didn't tell you everything.
01:05:57I'm sorry.
01:06:01Everybody!
01:06:03Let's get the party started!
01:06:04Yay!
01:06:05Woohoo!
01:06:06Stop it!
01:06:08Gather back.
01:06:12Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:06:18I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:06:20There's something special about you.
01:06:23You're so...
01:06:24beautiful.
01:06:26Thanks.
01:06:27But I'm taken.
01:06:29I'm not trying to marry you.
01:06:31Noah.
01:06:32Tell me.
01:06:34Who snatched this hottie up?
01:06:36That'd be me.
01:06:38You're a lucky man.
01:06:40I know.
01:06:44How long is he gonna be here?
01:06:47I'll protect you.
01:06:49And look at here.
01:06:50The happy little couple.
01:06:52Hmm.
01:06:53From soulmates to soulmates.
01:07:00Emmett, Noah and I are talking.
01:07:02Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:07:05Yeah, well, I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
01:07:08Yeah, he's finally gonna win our bet.
01:07:11What bet?
01:07:14What bet?
01:07:16I told Noah that if you guys can make it throughout the summer,
01:07:19I would drop out of the internship pool.
01:07:22That's not true.
01:07:23Yeah, it is.
01:07:25I thought Noah would pussy out if I won, so...
01:07:27I recorded the whole thing.
01:07:29You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:07:35I don't wanna hear it.
01:07:37Yeah.
01:07:38It'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah.
01:07:41Hmm?
01:07:42I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:07:46I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:07:48I was nothing but a check to you.
01:07:51Both of you can fuck off.
01:07:57Chicks, dude.
01:07:58I'm gonna kick your fucking ass.
01:08:00Mmm, I wouldn't wanna do that in front of our special guest.
01:08:04I don't care about anybody except Jules.
01:08:07You're pathetic.
01:08:09Me.
01:08:10Whatever, dude.
01:08:14What were you thinking?
01:08:16That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:08:19I've been waiting all day to get you alone.
01:08:24You're a sexy girl.
01:08:26We could have a lot of fun.
01:08:28I don't have time for that shit.
01:08:29Then make time.
01:08:30There's a tradition at Lehman.
01:08:33The boys share their toys.
01:08:36And I wanna play with you.
01:08:38I don't wanna be played with.
01:08:39If you play nice, I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
01:08:43The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job.
01:08:46Even if this guy is an asshole, I should hear him out.
01:08:50What do I have to do?
01:08:52Let me borrow you for the night.
01:08:59In your dreams, Pearl.
01:09:04Mia.
01:09:06You know where Jules is?
01:09:08You're still caught up on that skank?
01:09:10Maybe this outfit will change your mind.
01:09:12Mia.
01:09:13A lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.
01:09:16Get it through your head.
01:09:17I wanna be with Jules.
01:09:19Why do you like her so much?
01:09:21I don't like her.
01:09:24I love her.
01:09:27You know, I feel sorry for you.
01:09:30For falling in love with such a liar.
01:09:31You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:09:34Yeah, well she said she didn't.
01:09:36Found your girlfriend.
01:09:48If I do what you say, then you'll give Noah the job?
01:09:51Yes.
01:09:52And it's the only way you'd get in.
01:09:54We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom.
01:09:57My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:10:00Wait.
01:10:02Now I know where I recognize you.
01:10:04Damn.
01:10:05You were great.
01:10:07Just one kiss.
01:10:08That's all it takes to get your boyfriend the little job.
01:10:17Don't play hard to get!
01:10:25Get off, friend.
01:10:30Get off of her.
01:10:32Let me have my fun.
01:10:33Then you can take your turn.
01:10:35If you don't leave her alone, I'm gonna break your fingers.
01:10:37You wouldn't dare.
01:10:40You little shit!
01:10:41You'll never work for Lehman.
01:10:43Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there.
01:10:44Because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:10:50You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand.
01:10:52You wanna mess with me?
01:10:53You wanna mess with me?
01:10:53Yeah, why don't you sue me and we'll let all the papers know that you're a sleazy dirtbag who's chasing
01:10:57young girls around.
01:10:59You know, I bet your wife would love to hear about this.
01:11:01Please, don't tell my wife.
01:11:03Get out of my face, old man.
01:11:14How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:11:17How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:11:19It wasn't what it looked like.
01:11:21Don't lie to me.
01:11:22I saw you kissing back.
01:11:28I should be the one that's mad.
01:11:30You made a bet with Emmett about our relationship.
01:11:32You were getting money out of the deal, so why does it matter?
01:11:37Tell him that he's a good kisser and you want him right now.
01:11:40Tell him you love him.
01:11:42It matters because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:11:53You're fired.
01:11:55Get out of my house.
01:12:09You're gone for good, bitch.
01:12:14You never belonged with us, and now it's your turn to go.
01:12:20I played you and I won.
01:12:23This has nothing to do with you.
01:12:26Oh, honey.
01:12:28This has everything to do with me.
01:12:34I planted the camera in your room.
01:12:37And then I got the sex tape of you and Noah.
01:12:40And then I uploaded it for everyone to see.
01:12:47You thought you were better than me.
01:12:50But I always win.
01:12:53All I fucking do is win.
01:13:01A miserable bitch like you will never win.
01:13:12Mom, I saved the house.
01:13:15It's too late.
01:13:22Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out.
01:13:25Someone bought it out from under us just this morning.
01:13:29That's what happens when you lose sight of your goal.
01:13:31You lose everything.
01:13:33Oh, God.
01:13:45Karen and I help you.
01:13:46What are you doing in that uniform?
01:13:49My dad cut me off after I lost an Andrew Lehman internship.
01:13:53I guess he paid a lot of money to give me that job, so...
01:13:58Getting anything?
01:14:06I have a big tip for you.
01:14:08Seriously?
01:14:11Smile more.
01:14:19This money feels dirty.
01:14:20I never want to see this check again.
01:14:32Miss me?
01:14:37Miss me?
01:14:39Miss me?
01:14:45Get lost.
01:14:47I deserve that.
01:14:51Look, I wrote us up a new contract, alright?
01:14:53And I think you'll really like it.
01:14:59Is this the deed to my house?
01:15:01Yeah.
01:15:02This morning I bought it.
01:15:05You bought my house from under us?
01:15:07Look at the name on the title.
01:15:11Oh, my God.
01:15:13You put it under my name.
01:15:15It's yours, Jules.
01:15:17It's all yours.
01:15:19But...
01:15:20I am only giving it to you under one condition.
01:15:23Another condition?
01:15:25What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:15:28Sleep with your boss?
01:15:29Drug your mom?
01:15:30No.
01:15:33But I would like you to meet me at the summer house...
01:15:35tonight.
01:15:41At 8pm.
01:15:43And I want you to wear this.
01:15:56What are you doing here?
01:15:58Noah told me to come.
01:16:00Really?
01:16:01Oh, how pathetic.
01:16:03Noah's throwing me an engagement party.
01:16:08He's proposing to you?
01:16:10When did you two get back together?
01:16:11Well, it's not official yet.
01:16:13But he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone.
01:16:17And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing.
01:16:20I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you,
01:16:24Noah decided it was time to be with the best.
01:16:28Mia!
01:16:29Jules!
01:16:30I am so happy that both of you were here.
01:16:32Why did you invite me here?
01:16:33To watch you propose to Mia?
01:16:36Propose?
01:16:37Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:16:39Oh, please.
01:16:40Big question.
01:16:42Yeah, I do have a big question.
01:16:45Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:16:50Uh...
01:16:51How did you know about that?
01:16:53Well, because I made a huge mistake.
01:16:55And when you were leaving the summer house, I heard you're in Jules' fight.
01:16:57You know, the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room.
01:17:01Okay.
01:17:03Fine.
01:17:04Yeah.
01:17:04I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet.
01:17:07But I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces.
01:17:11What are you gonna do?
01:17:12Arrest me?
01:17:13Actually, that's my job.
01:17:14Oh, hi.
01:17:14Mia Matthews, you're under arrest for revenge porn.
01:17:17What?
01:17:18You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:17:20These are not what they're for!
01:17:21Call my dad!
01:17:21Oh, daddy!
01:17:23Bye, Mia!
01:17:26If you invited me here to watch that, I appreciate it.
01:17:31That's not why I invited you here.
01:17:36Everybody!
01:17:39What is he doing?
01:17:43I have invited you all here so I can share my secrets.
01:17:49And here are my secrets.
01:17:53I scream when I see spiders.
01:17:55I do.
01:17:56And I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard and I was so scared I just left it there.
01:18:03And I cannot tell my lefts from my right.
01:18:05Noah, what are you doing?
01:18:06You look like a crazy person.
01:18:08And I have one more secret.
01:18:11Jules, I am stupidly in love with you.
01:18:17And I want to make it official, Jules.
01:18:19Right here in front of everybody.
01:18:21I want everyone to know what you are to me.
01:18:29Jules, why did you reject me in front of everybody?
01:18:31I didn't.
01:18:32I just don't want everyone to know our business.
01:18:35Jules, do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:18:45Of course I do.
01:18:47Now, let's party.
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