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Southern Hospitality S04E05
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00:05Previously on Southern Hospitality, just when Justin thought he sparked some flames with Mia,
00:11he got burned. Did you say yes to going on a date with Justin? I said yes initially,
00:17and then I canceled it because... Did you think about me? No. Meanwhile,
00:23I know I said some horrible about you and I'm sorry. Brad thought he finally buried the hatchet
00:27with Emi. I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Like, I really am. But that grave was shallow.
00:32Emi, she was like, I feel like if I don't make amends with Brad and TJ, they're going to ruin
00:36my
00:36life. That's what she said? And when Michaels decided to share Brad's frustrations with Lake.
00:43He was looking for you to be like, hey, you can't say that. Like the microaggressions? Yes. He was
00:48like, I thought she would have more sympathy. She tried to set the record straight. I am never,
00:53ever going to defend a microaggression. And that's why I wanted to come to you and apologize.
00:58I appreciate your apology. Thank you. Thank you.
01:01But Emi started spinning out of control.
01:04What's going on with Lake?
01:05You're proud, right? About what?
01:07About a microaggression?
01:08A microaggression? Are you on crack?
01:12Meanwhile,
01:13this is the first time that I've spoke to anyone about, like, my struggles.
01:17Grace realized
01:18it was time to focus on her healing.
01:21I lost a really good friend just recently that was using the same batch of ketamine that I was using.
01:26That could have been me at the end of the day, you know?
01:30This is just a chapter of my book, and I'm going to get through it.
01:50I'm Charles.
01:51Hey, how's it going?
01:52Thanks for meeting up with me.
01:54Broad daylight, man.
01:55Of course. Thanks for coming out.
01:56I'm excited to talk to you about your party.
01:57So I met these guys in New York, emo night, and they throw a badass show.
02:04So I thought for, like, my 30th birthday, I want to do something big.
02:07We love the themed party.
02:09Yeah.
02:09This is good.
02:09Theme birthday.
02:10I'm feeling a little emo this summer. I'm turning 30. I don't want to grow up.
02:14I'm making $30 an hour. I'm like, I'm about to turn 30.
02:17It was my idea that said, rest in peace to Joe's 20s.
02:20Oh, my God.
02:21I'm a man. I'm turning 30.
02:23And emo music. It's a movement. It's a culture.
02:26It's very angsty. It's very, I don't want to grow up.
02:29So for me turning 30, this is perfect.
02:31I'll do, like, 100 guest lists, so 100 comp ones, and then we can sell, like, probably up to 400.
02:36It's going to be a concert, a show, a big event.
02:39I'm ready to feel like a rock star.
02:41Dude, I'm so pumped.
02:45I hope it's big dreams.
02:47It's the good things coming right back to me.
02:52I hope it's big dreams.
02:57Father.
02:59Hey, my love.
02:59How are you?
03:01Good. I just came from a scholarship event.
03:03Really? Can I have some money? Some scholarship money?
03:05I already did that, and I'm out of it.
03:07I know.
03:10Oh, you're not going to believe the day that I had yesterday.
03:14Oh, gosh. What happened now?
03:16So I told you that Troy and I broke up, obviously, right?
03:18Yeah.
03:18So Troy calls me on Saturday and goes,
03:20Hey, Mia, just packed up all your stuff and sent in an UPS.
03:23Pappy, it's my belongs. It's my Miss World trophy.
03:25It's my YSL bag. It's my shoes, my jewelry, stuff that my friends have given me.
03:31And basically, somebody stole it in the 20 minutes it was sitting outside.
03:34Oh, my God. I starved myself for three months for that trophy.
03:38And now some crackhead is just... It's on his moped.
03:45Yeah.
03:48That one hurts.
03:49That's a loss. Maybe you send me a new one.
03:52Pappy, if I had to pack up all of Troy's valuables and send them to him,
03:56I at least would insure the bags.
03:58Yeah.
03:58We broke up amicably. Now I feel like it's not amicable.
04:01I understand.
04:03I'm most mad that Troy never took my long-term plan seriously.
04:09My long-term plan is I want to live in Charleston.
04:11Charleston to me is home.
04:12And Troy loves Charleston.
04:13He has people here.
04:14Like, he wants to be here.
04:15So for me, it's just confusing why he didn't want to make it work.
04:21I'm sad.
04:22Babe, God, don't give battles to the weak, only to his warriors.
04:28You are resilient.
04:30You're a superstar.
04:31And I'm a phoenix.
04:32I rise from the ash, okay?
04:34I really do.
04:35That was pretty good, too.
04:37I get that from you.
04:38Yeah, I like that one.
04:39I don't want to be a crush.
04:41I don't want to be too much.
04:42I don't want to say I just want your hands.
04:45All over me.
04:45Don't want to wear makeup to impress you from the jump.
04:48I don't want to say I just want your hands.
04:50All over me.
04:54Hello.
04:55Hi.
04:56How are you?
04:57I'm good.
04:58I'm just chilling at my house.
04:59I was looking for a house for us to stay at the river.
05:04If you're doing that, then I'll buy the tickets for tubing and all of that.
05:07Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:08We're going to have a blast.
05:09Yeah.
05:10I'm never going to, like, show my PowerPoint to TJ, but it did remind me that we've been
05:16on multiple vacations and we have fun together.
05:19I'm pumped to get out of Charleston, head into the woods, and just experience nature.
05:24I like that.
05:24Yeah.
05:25Cabin, okay, is it just, like, a three people thing?
05:27No.
05:28Like, everybody.
05:29Is Amy coming?
05:30That's up to Maddie.
05:32Can I tell you that we're going tubing at Etatoc?
05:35Oh, and we're going to go to the river?
05:36So I think it'll be fun.
05:37It'll be so fun.
05:39There's no alligators in this water, right?
05:42I always say ignorance is bliss, but let's just not even put that out in the universe.
05:47So I found a house.
05:49I'm just going to go ahead and book it, being that you're not allowed to book houses on Airbnb.
05:55I know.
05:56Here I am, like, five years later, and I'm still banned.
06:01I basically threw too many house parties at Airbnbs.
06:05One time I had friends all standing on the countertop and it broke.
06:08I had, like, cigarette buds left outside, beer cans left everywhere, food left in the fridge.
06:14I had someone so drunk that they peed on the mattress and they found out when they took the sheets
06:19off.
06:20But a girl likes to have fun.
06:21Sue me.
06:22I was going to ask all the guys if they wanted to snag a pair of overalls so we're all
06:26matching for, like, after the float for dinner.
06:28That makes me think I need to, like, tell the girls to get something.
06:32Yeah, do a little hoedown.
06:34Hoedown, throwdown.
06:35Hopefully no one's getting thrown down.
06:37Like, Amy.
06:39I'm speechless.
06:41Okay, I'll see you at work.
06:42All right, sounds good.
06:56I think that's enough lemon.
06:58Are you making lemonade?
07:00Y'all came on the right way.
07:04I'm picking mids.
07:05Oh, okay.
07:06Hi, girl.
07:07Here you go, baby.
07:09Oh, thank you.
07:10You're welcome, queens.
07:15This is kind of heavy.
07:20We'll help here.
07:24Christ.
07:27Don't mind me.
07:29There's still a horrible taste in my mouth towards Amy.
07:32I'm disappointed.
07:33You can't sit there and walk back your apology
07:36and say that you are only apologizing
07:37because you are worried about what I would do to you.
07:40That's up.
07:41You're not being genuine.
07:42And I can't be friends with someone that is like that.
07:48I need a stepping stool.
07:50I'm excited for this week.
07:52Have you heard, like, what's been going on?
07:54Like, the rufflings of, like, Brad, like, still being upset with me and stuff?
07:58Because of why, do you know?
07:59Apparently, he thinks that because I felt unsafe wasn't the right word, I guess.
08:09Yeah.
08:11I've already apologized to Brad.
08:13So, I don't know what got him all stirred up and upset with me again.
08:16I really don't.
08:17Because when we were at Folly, we were great.
08:19Leaving Folly, we were fine.
08:20Like, now it's just the cold shoulder.
08:22Like, what the hell have I done?
08:25I want to go and have a conversation with him
08:39Yo, dude, relax.
08:40I was also talking to somebody in the...
08:42Brain-eating amoeba.
08:43You're not going to get...
08:44The 28-year-old from Boston goes out in a brain-eating amoeba in Charleston.
08:48No, this is what I'll say.
08:50I'll go in the water, right?
08:52And then I'll start acting crazy.
08:55Or I'll get to do the things that I want to do
08:56and say the things that I want to say.
08:58And blame it on the brain-eating amoeba.
09:02That's it between us.
09:04You're crazy.
09:05Do you want a regular one or a mimosa?
09:07Regular? Perfect.
09:09Are we really interested in getting a bottle of us tonight?
09:12Y'all doing okay?
09:14All right, we'll be right back.
09:17Like, we're working.
09:19You don't get paid to sit down.
09:20Okay.
09:22If you're going to sick, go home.
09:29What?
09:30What the ?
09:33Me and Michaels are like brother and sister.
09:35He is on my emergency contact list.
09:37And so I can 100% tell Michaels is mad at me.
09:41I'm just trying to figure out why he's a bitch in this moment.
09:56Brad, do you mind if we have a chat?
09:59Sure.
09:59Oh.
10:01Um.
10:05Um.
10:06You know, our conversation that we had on folly,
10:09I've just kind of been hearing rumblings that, you know,
10:11there might have been a misperceived, like, perception of
10:15the word that we might have said was unsafe.
10:19You know, everything that happened in New York, you know,
10:23every emotion I was feeling because...
10:24I hear you.
10:24I just don't, I don't really want to talk about it right now.
10:27Right now?
10:28No, because we're at work.
10:29I just feel like this isn't really the, like, time or place.
10:32And I will hear you out, but just not right now.
10:36At this point, I don't even know what's real and what's fake.
10:39All the lies, all the crying and taking a shot, it's a waste.
10:43So for me, I really need to take a second, find the right words,
10:47because this is serious stuff.
10:49Like, my feelings are genuinely hurt to the core.
10:51Tomorrow, like, we can have a full conversation on it.
10:54Yeah.
10:54Just right now, I just kind of want to...
10:56Yeah, I just didn't, I don't want there to be anything weird.
10:58That's why I wanted to...
10:59No, I understand.
11:00We can talk about it tomorrow, but for right now, I just...
11:02Okay.
11:03Need to get through work.
11:04All good.
11:05That sounds like a good idea.
11:07I'll be out there in a second.
11:11That's it?
11:12That's it?
11:14I am being silenced.
11:22Are you just flattening these?
11:24Yeah, just flatten them out.
11:27How are you?
11:28Good.
11:29Good.
11:31What's up?
11:32Not much.
11:33Yeah.
11:34I just need you for one second.
11:37Come over here.
11:38What's up?
11:39You need to, like, help me protect me from me right now, because I'm getting really annoyed.
11:45Like, I'm over it.
11:46I'm just, like, really annoyed at the fact that Lake was still talking about the microaggression
11:50after I asked you not to talk about it with anybody.
11:53That's a conversation Brad wants to have with Emi.
11:55And out of respect for Brad, just, like, don't say anything.
11:59And Brad asked you not to talk about it with anybody.
12:01You don't have this doctor.
12:03I'm going to take care of it.
12:04But this is not for everybody to know.
12:07Come to find out, Lake is running her mouth to Ella, one of our other hostess, about the
12:13whole entire situation.
12:14And then Ella went and told Emi.
12:18What did you say exactly?
12:19I literally just said, oh, it's, like, the microaggression, that it was, like, a racist thing.
12:23Next time I tell you something, please do not say it to Emi.
12:26Did I you over really bad?
12:29There are just some things you don't share with everybody, and this is one of those things.
12:35I can't be friends with somebody that I can't trust.
12:37And it's, like, I don't have the time and the energy for wishy-washy bullsh**.
12:41Not at all.
12:41Running a multimillion-dollar f***ing nightclub, like.
12:43It's exhausting.
12:44This wasn't supposed to be a game of telephone that other people are getting involved with.
12:48But it's deeper than just my issues.
12:50Lake and Michaels have their own relationship, and that's something that he's going to have to handle.
13:03Oh, here we go, Gabe.
13:06Oh, there's circles, circles.
13:08Hi.
13:09Can I help you today?
13:10Um, just two of us.
13:12Two of us.
13:12I think we're going to do many pedis.
13:13Many pedis?
13:14Yes.
13:16What's up?
13:17Hi.
13:18Don't look at my toes.
13:19They're, like, grown out bad.
13:20Mine are so bad.
13:21Hi, how are you?
13:22Good, how are you?
13:23Good, thank you.
13:35I'm dead.
13:41Wait, are you going on another date?
13:43Supposed to on Sunday.
13:44The same guy?
13:46At the beginning of summer, I was, like, on a huge oyster kick.
13:49Oh.
13:49And now, not so much.
13:55No, it's a different person.
13:58The what app are you on?
14:00Raya.
14:02I feel like the reason you have better luck is because of the age bracket.
14:04I feel like I'm because I pose naked.
14:09Last year, I wanted to be a house husband.
14:11Now, this year, I'm a slut.
14:12Like, I'm 23 years old.
14:15My frontal lobe is not fully developed.
14:17I go on a run.
14:18I'm, like, posting half naked.
14:19I'm, like, I don't care anymore.
14:21Bring the meat and meet some meat.
14:24So, you're fully aware that there's thirst traps.
14:26You're totally fine with that.
14:27Yeah, girl, I'm thirst trapping.
14:29I worked way too hard on this body just to not give the people what they want.
14:34Like, I wish I was, like, more naked right now.
14:36Like, I can even flex my peps.
14:40Next question.
14:43Like, no joke, my DMs are, like, way young or way old.
14:48Mm-hmm.
14:48Or they're just, like, very direct and, like, disgusting messages.
14:52It's, like, suck my or send me a whole pic.
14:55I remember being 29 and I was about to turn 30 and I was, like, by 33, I'm going to
15:00be
15:01with someone that I want to be with forever.
15:03And at 34, approaching 35, it is getting a little scary.
15:08I mean, when I'm 40, I better not still be single.
15:12It's also a huge confidence issue right now.
15:15Yeah.
15:16Like, what is going on?
15:17Yeah.
15:17I'm, like, am I ugly?
15:18You're not ugly.
15:20Am I ugly?
15:23We made out.
15:25I wouldn't make out with you if you were ugly.
15:27The thing is, TJ is very picky.
15:30Like, very, very, very picky.
15:33I just feel like I'm in a hole here.
15:37You're in a hole?
15:38I'm in a hole.
15:42You're going to describe what your ideal man looks like.
15:44What does he look like?
15:45In the taller range of height.
15:50Dark features.
15:52Dark hair.
15:54Definitely someone that's tall, dark, and handsome.
15:56I feel like that's definitely, um, my type.
15:58I definitely like somebody that has a great body.
16:02I do like older men from my previous history.
16:06Somebody with a full head of hair.
16:08I don't really care too much about height.
16:10Nobody really taller than me, I would say.
16:14Yeah, I think that's pretty much it.
16:17Oh, my God.
16:19There's a rope.
16:20A big one.
16:21He's dead.
16:22Rest in peace, big homie.
16:24This is going to be you if you don't find somebody.
16:48This is it.
16:50Looks like we're the first.
16:52Come out, Michaels.
16:53Oh, it's raining.
16:55No sunshine.
16:56Yo.
16:57It's high school musical live action.
16:59Those are bottom shorts.
17:01Yo.
17:01Yo.
17:02Good morning.
17:04You want to put your in my car?
17:05Yeah, I'm putting my in your trunk.
17:07Good morning.
17:07You ready to hold down throw down?
17:08This is early for me.
17:09You look like little emo hair.
17:12This is what my hair looks like with nothing in it.
17:14I kind of like Joe's hair like that.
17:16I'm not getting wet.
17:17Right.
17:18Joe, what did you do with all my cucumbers?
17:20I put them in Maddie's stock drawer with her other toys.
17:24Cowboy Brett.
17:26Yeah.
17:27All right, everybody.
17:28Let's get out of here.
17:28You ready to roll?
17:32Here the we go.
17:36Joe, I don't think I've ever seen your hair look the way it does.
17:39This is what it is.
17:41Getting ready for emo night.
17:42Yeah.
17:42Very good.
17:44It was never a phase.
17:46Good Lord.
17:49Dollar bills, dollar bills, dollar bills, yeah.
17:53So what's our theme tonight?
17:54Throw down, throw down.
17:56Okay.
17:56Bills, dollar bills, dollar bills, yeah.
17:59Everyone's going to get drunk and then TJ and Michaels are going to be like, body shots, anyone?
18:03Body shots, come on.
18:04This past weekend, we were looking at timestamps.
18:06Y'all were making out for a full hour.
18:09When?
18:10Multiple times at the bar in college.
18:12The first video that we have is at 1012.
18:16And the picture that I took when y'all were sitting at the bar was 1107.
18:21So for a full hour, you were on and off making out.
18:24Oh my God, dude.
18:25There's definitely some tension.
18:29Um, what do we think the other car is talking about?
18:33Is it true that BBL smell bad?
18:36I've heard that.
18:37I've heard that too.
18:37I've heard that smell like ass.
18:38Yeah.
18:40I've drank my piss before for money too.
18:43That's a choice.
18:44Have you tasted your own cum?
18:46Have you, TJ?
18:50Yeah.
18:57I have the hiccups.
18:59Hmm.
19:00It sucks.
19:02Yeah.
19:04Have you?
19:04No, no.
19:06I have not.
19:08What the f***?
19:09All right, guys.
19:10Well, we're all admitting it.
19:12I don't like that we're in the middle of nowhere.
19:14I, um, I think, um, I would like to pull Brad aside and have a conversation with him as
19:20soon, as soon as possible.
19:23You still have no inclination to speak to Emmy, right, Brad?
19:26I mean, I'm going to talk to her when I'm going to talk to her, but the thing is, this
19:29is, like, our last conversation.
19:31It's just done.
19:33This had nothing to do with Brad being with anything with his skin color.
19:37I didn't think he was an aggressor, so here's the thing.
19:41But the thing is, when it comes to the talk of microaggressions, I am very understanding
19:47of Brad's struggles that he has dealt with his whole life.
19:50You're also, like, an empath to your core.
19:52I'm an empath, but it's like, okay, you have to think about how he felt in that moment.
19:57This is really hard for me because I really don't want to get involved in this, especially
20:02when Brad told me that he wanted to have that conversation.
20:05So I'm just trying to respect Brad's wishes.
20:09I did nothing.
20:11At the end of the day, I did nothing.
20:14I did nothing.
20:14I did absolutely nothing.
20:18Man, we were tucked away back in here.
20:20It'll be a long way for him to drive home later.
20:33We're in the damn booze.
20:35Wow.
20:36We have a ride.
20:36We have a ride.
20:38Oh, my gosh.
20:38It's so pretty.
20:43Welcome to Camp Republic.
20:44Camp Republic.
20:46Oh, my God.
20:46I like this.
20:47Wow.
20:48I might sleep out here tonight.
20:49Oh, my goodness.
20:51This is cute.
20:52This is so nice.
20:53Meemaw and Peepaw, we're home.
20:55I love this kitchen.
20:56Yeah, this is the vibe.
20:57Yeah.
20:58Oh, my God.
20:59The river's right there.
21:00Alligator and snakes in area.
21:02Yo.
21:02Just house alligator proof.
21:04Alligator.
21:05Do you want to go jump in there?
21:06That's the girls' room right over there.
21:08Wait, I feel like you and Maddie should just pick the rooms.
21:10Because you guys are playing the trap.
21:12I feel like a selfish bitch.
21:15Because there's a queen bed in there, so me and Joe can sleep in there.
21:18If you pick that room, it has to be three of you.
21:20Yeah, no.
21:20I'm sleeping with Maddie and Joe.
21:23Oh, there's a bedroom over there.
21:24Go, go, go.
21:25Go, go, go.
21:26TJ, you can sleep with them.
21:28No, Michael's sleeping with us.
21:29No, me and TJ are going to go in here.
21:33I'm eager to share a room with TJ because I don't want to share a room with Lake.
21:36Is that the only reason you want to share a room with TJ?
21:39Yeah.
21:39No.
21:41Okay.
21:42Mm-hmm.
21:44The gays are going in that room.
21:46I'm going to fart on this bed right now.
21:48Oh.
21:49This is us.
21:50Look at this is us.
21:52I want to see you take a couch.
21:53There's also air mattresses.
21:54We'll do the air mattress.
21:56We will.
21:58Well, I kind of wanted to have sex tonight or whatever.
22:01Bradley.
22:02They're making out in that room.
22:03I'm telling you right now.
22:04Stop making out.
22:06I thought it was soundproof.
22:07I thought the glass was soundproof.
22:08Close for business.
22:09We can't hear you.
22:11We have our own mini house.
22:13This is like camp.
22:16All right.
22:17Hey, Emmy.
22:19I already know.
22:20Joe already sleeps like Velcro against Maddie.
22:22I think it's kind of on me that I thought, like, this would be a romantic trip for me and
22:25Maddie.
22:26At least I thought we'd have our own bedroom.
22:27Well, we're all going to get very comfortable with each other.
22:30They're not having sex on this trip.
22:32Maddie already went through that once.
22:34Oh, with Trevor.
22:39Oh, my God.
22:42Mortified.
22:42I was mortified.
22:44Oh, my God.
22:44I'm never having sex on a group trip again.
22:49I need a lint roller.
22:50Oh, you need one?
22:51For my ass.
22:52Come.
22:53Is it working?
22:54Yeah.
22:56That's good.
23:01Is this tequila?
23:02I think so.
23:03Oh, my God.
23:04I've been blowing up Michael's phone.
23:07Nothing.
23:09Who's going to swim?
23:09Duh.
23:10Michael's is in-person Caspering me.
23:13That is not us.
23:14Who do you call when you need something?
23:16Who do you call when you just want to call somebody?
23:19Me.
23:19Let's call Link.
23:20Who is that, Link?
23:24Oh, wait.
23:25Michael's is trying to call me.
23:26Let me decline him right quick.
23:28Tell Michael's hello.
23:29I'd rather talk to him.
23:30I'm too sweet.
23:32Hey, Diva.
23:33I'm like, I'm my hot girl summer tech.
23:35So, you know, I'm like, going on dates.
23:38We text and talk 24-7.
23:40It's weird.
23:41Pack the cooler.
23:42Pack the cooler.
23:43Throw that in there.
23:44You got it?
23:45Can you handle it?
23:46No, I can't handle it.
23:47Did you go to college?
23:49We didn't have frat life in my school.
23:51As he spills.
23:55Body shots.
23:56No.
23:58It's too early.
24:01How was your ride up here?
24:03Um, it was good.
24:04Um, I talked with Lake and Bella just about everything that's been going on.
24:09Oh, yeah.
24:11Somehow, I'm the bad person now.
24:13Brad was the one that put the insinuation out there
24:16that I thought he was some kind of aggressor,
24:19which was never anything I said.
24:21I thought you said something that Michaels was like,
24:22Emmy, be careful what you say.
24:24I said, Brad, you're intimidating.
24:26Like, I was scared of how he was going to retaliate.
24:31Look at how he retaliated against you.
24:33We're a blowjob rumor.
24:35I just feel like there's another conversation to be had.
24:37And it, like, yeah, no, I know you're trying to, like,
24:39be friends with everyone again.
24:40It would be nice if he could acknowledge that.
24:44But, like, I'm just telling you,
24:45don't get your expectations out that he did.
24:46Well.
24:48Mia looks like her pronouns are U-S-A.
24:53I can do a cartwheel.
24:54Oh, girl.
24:55A cartwheel?
24:55Yeah.
24:56Are you sure?
24:57Yeah.
24:57Are your tits going to stay in place?
24:58Oof.
25:00There you go.
25:01Oh, my God.
25:03That was a great, great, great job.
25:05Wow.
25:05Oh, my God.
25:06I didn't know you had that kind of athleticism.
25:08Are you kidding me?
25:09Mia never fails to impress me.
25:11She looks great in the red bikini.
25:12That cartwheel is impeccable,
25:14even though I could probably do a better cartwheel.
25:18Wow.
25:19That was pretty good.
25:20You know what he's like?
25:21It's like when little boys, like,
25:22try to do something to impress girls,
25:24like, in the playground.
25:25And I'm like,
25:26very nice.
25:27Sis, you got something dripping down your leg.
25:30Are you soaked right now?
25:32To catch my attention,
25:34do the backflip with this tiny...
25:37I'm joking.
25:38I'm not a gold digger.
25:40Lake looking like a doja cat over here.
25:42Literally.
25:43I need some pictures.
25:44Wait, Michaels.
25:45What?
25:46Can you do me a favor?
25:47Huh?
25:47Can you take some pictures of me?
25:49What?
25:50Can you take some pictures of me?
25:51No.
25:55So annoying.
25:55Ask me to take your pictures.
25:57This trip is honestly just off to a sh**ty start.
26:01I don't want to be here.
26:14No!
26:17No!
26:20I hate you.
26:23Oh!
26:24Oh, my God!
26:25No!
26:28Karma's a b**ch!
26:30Guys, the sun is coming out.
26:32Start jumping around.
26:33We could do the trend meeting.
26:34Which one?
26:34You give me five seconds,
26:35and then you chase after me,
26:37and you try to tackle me.
26:38Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:38I can do that.
26:39There is this game I saw on TikTok
26:40where one person is running,
26:43and the other person is trying to catch them.
26:46All right, let's go, Maddie.
26:47Come on.
26:48You have a five-second head start.
26:49I didn't run club two days ago.
26:51Come on, Maddie!
26:52F*** up!
26:53She's moving.
26:54Oh, no, she's such a s**t!
26:56People look at Maddie, and they're like,
26:58oh, yeah, like, you know, she's kind of skinny.
27:00She's an athlete.
27:01She's quick as s**t.
27:02Oh!
27:04Oh!
27:04Oh!
27:05Oh!
27:05Oh!
27:05Oh!
27:08Oh!
27:08My cops, when I was young and I was partying a bunch,
27:10those cops, bow, bow, bow, hit the door.
27:12You're in the woods.
27:14You're sprinting.
27:15And I never got caught.
27:18Go, Maddie!
27:19Until I did, and then I was in rehab, so.
27:23Oh, now they're making out.
27:24Come on, Julia.
27:25Let's go.
27:26I'm gonna chase you.
27:27TJ, go!
27:28Go on.
27:29Go get him!
27:30Go get him!
27:30Go get him!
27:31Go get him!
27:31Go get him!
27:31Why does TJ look like a bad kid running from his mom?
27:34He better get spanked.
27:35Looks like she's chasing the pool boy out of the house.
27:38If you want to see me run fast, have a pretty girl chase me.
27:47I'm gonna throw up.
27:49The bus is here.
27:50All right, y'all ready to get to the river?
27:52Let's go.
27:52Oh, thank God.
27:54Let's go, y'all.
27:55We're tubing to the tube.
27:57What kind of bus is this?
27:59It's usually yellow.
28:00How's everyone feeling?
28:02I'm excited.
28:06Guys, we are going tubing.
28:08Then we're having lunch on the beach and playing some games.
28:11We arrived.
28:12Whoa.
28:14Lake, gotta take that goddamn hoodie off.
28:16Hello, everybody.
28:17I'm gonna put your wristbands on.
28:19Um, what if we're scared of brain-eating amoebas?
28:21Is that a thing?
28:22Then keep your brain-eating amoebas.
28:23The water moves.
28:24The water moves.
28:24There's nothing for them to eat, bro.
28:26It's not stagnant.
28:28Snakes and alligators.
28:29So what's the situation?
28:31So when you go in the river, staying more in the middle.
28:33Because over on the sides, that's where the alligators and the snakes are.
28:39Other than that, y'all have a great time.
28:44Give me your favorite one.
28:45The one that goes the fastest.
28:46It smells like ass.
28:48Yeah.
28:49Ew.
28:50The water's dirty.
28:52It's like doo-doo brown.
28:55The only thing I'm really thinking about is what is in my derriere right now.
29:09Hey!
29:12Michael!
29:13Pink gold!
29:14That's what we're gonna hear tonight.
29:15Michael!
29:16Michael!
29:17These are gonna be exactly like that.
29:20Watch your head.
29:21Ow!
29:24Who's the oldest guy that everyone has hooked up?
29:26Oh, yes.
29:27We're talking about this last night?
29:28Fine hookups.
29:28She said 64.
29:31Vampals!
29:31That's her body count.
29:33We can get it up.
29:34Now we know how you won that beauty pageant.
29:3664.
29:38I had a few Rumplemints shots during my Rumplemints phase.
29:41Everyone looks a little younger when you drink Rumplemints, okay?
29:45Joe, what about you?
29:46Yeah, Joe.
29:46It depends if you, like, you know, actually think I got with the countess.
29:50If you wanna believe that, like, we know you hooked up with Luann.
29:55Joe loves a MILF.
29:56I mean, who wouldn't?
29:57My peak?
29:5855.
29:59Easy.
30:00I did not have sex with her, I promise you.
30:01If I did, I would have nothing to lie about.
30:04Girl, give it up.
30:05You slept with the lady.
30:06Please.
30:07Joe had whiskey dick.
30:08I was, like, hammered.
30:10That's the only reason why you didn't countess Luann.
30:13I couldn't get up if I wanted to.
30:14No!
30:15I think he's always been really consistent that he just made out with her.
30:18And I know that for a fact, because he was drinking that night, and Joe drunk.
30:22Like, the dick doesn't work.
30:24Well, he did come to my apartment.
30:26Oh.
30:26He had a little after party.
30:27Okay.
30:28Yeah.
30:29So, yeah.
30:30You know, a lady doesn't kiss and tell.
30:33Oh, my God.
30:33It's the worst kept secret.
30:36I did sleep over, so when I woke up in the morning, she's like,
30:39you want some eggs and bacon?
30:40I'm like, yeah, of course.
30:41Like, what's up?
30:42She makes the best eggs I've ever had.
30:43What's she called it?
30:44Eggs franchise?
30:45Eggs...
30:46I forgot.
30:47Like, I walk around, I'm like, this is a beautiful painting.
30:51See, you're interesting.
30:52I like art.
30:52I like art.
30:53She goes, my daughter painted that.
30:55I'm like, how old's your daughter?
30:56She goes, 28.
30:58At the time, I was 28.
31:02Yeah, she's awesome.
31:04You hella thirsty, go get some water.
31:07You hella thirsty, go get some water.
31:11Oh, my God.
31:12Like, I feel so bad.
31:15I want some food, though, first.
31:17Same.
31:17I'm about to die.
31:18I'm hungry.
31:19This is the perfect amount of sandwich.
31:21I'm about to get another one.
31:22I never felt fatter.
31:23I was starved.
31:27Come sit.
31:29Oh, I'm sitting, bitch.
31:30I'm hiding my fat in the towel.
31:32TJ was telling me about his walk with Grace yesterday.
31:35Oh, yeah, how was that?
31:37You wanna walk with Grace yesterday?
31:38Yeah.
31:38I was just like, look, like, I'm not saying your feelings aren't valid, but like, clearly,
31:42like, this has gone on too long.
31:44Like, you need, like, someone to talk to.
31:46Like, you can't say like that.
31:48Like, and then she got on the, y'all's friendship.
31:51Oh, God.
31:52What do you think your next steps are, like, with Grace?
31:54Like, are you gonna have a conversation?
31:56No.
31:57So you're just like done.
31:58All I do is have conversation.
31:59Yeah.
31:59I know.
32:00And then she goes, you're a bad friend to me, and you never care.
32:02I know, but I think, I think she should.
32:03And then I'm like, I'm sorry.
32:03And then she's like, I'm sorry, and then she does the same thing over again.
32:06I would have appreciated if Grace reached out to apologize, but she hasn't.
32:10I don't want this responsibility anymore.
32:12It's a full-time job.
32:14I wanna quit.
32:15I put my two weeks in.
32:16I have empathy for Grace and what she's going through, and I can relate more than anyone
32:21in this group, but when you keep enabling that behavior, you're telling someone that it's
32:27okay to behave that way.
32:29You have to let go.
32:30You have to hit your own rock bottom sometime.
32:31Yeah, but you think like maybe losing me as a friend would be a rock bottom, but I'm
32:36telling you nothing is this girl's rock bottom.
32:38I got it.
32:39She could be alone on an island by herself, and it's not a bottom enough for her.
32:42I know it's deep down in there, but I know in her heart and her mind, she knows that
32:46like, I need the healing.
32:57Show me what you got.
32:59Oh!
33:00There you go, Joe.
33:00I see you, boy.
33:01All right, ready?
33:03I'm so bad at this game.
33:05All right, I'm done.
33:06Joe, we need a rematch type .
33:08I got an itch type .
33:10The only way I can scratch it is through a volleyball game type .
33:18She's going to throw me a stop, she's dying laughing.
33:23Bro, he is not that funny, Mia.
33:27Y'all should go on a date.
33:29What?
33:30Type .
33:32I think Brad just wants me to move on.
33:35You need to be single.
33:36In the eight, nine years that I've known you, I've never seen you actually be single.
33:40You just went from relationship to relationship.
33:42It's facts, unfortunately.
33:43I do not remain single for very long.
33:46And I don't think Brad thinks that anything's going to happen with Justin and I.
33:49Brad just wants me to embrace his single lifestyle, have a little bit of fun, let loose a little bit.
33:54Justin's hilarious.
33:55Yeah.
33:56However.
33:57However.
33:58But, comma.
33:59His whole situation is so much.
34:02He has to talk to Jordan.
34:03And so he did.
34:05He's like, all right, what do I say?
34:06Like, two hours ago.
34:08Okay.
34:09Listen, I know that Jordan's into him, but we're not friends.
34:12I don't even have her name saved in my phone.
34:15If he's single, he's single.
34:18Now we are.
34:19We haven't ironed out our last date, though.
34:20That's why.
34:22I was like, rain check?
34:23And she's like, yeah, rain check.
34:24I was like, all right, type .
34:29Oh, my God.
34:30Stop.
34:35Let's go.
34:37Should we play volleyball, guys?
34:39Yeah.
34:39Maddie, TJ, Michaels, Theodore.
34:46All right, whatever.
34:47All right, y'all ready?
34:48This is fine.
34:48It's game time.
35:00I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
35:09I am ready.
35:11Nice.
35:13Oh!
35:14Ah!
35:15You do it!
35:16Ah!
35:17This isn't my sport.
35:18I can't get the angles right.
35:20Like, there's something about volleyball that pisses me off.
35:23I played soccer.
35:24I played field hockey.
35:25I'll play softball any day of the week.
35:27I got it!
35:28I don't got it.
35:29You know you don't!
35:29I don't got .
35:34That's so it.
35:35It was out!
35:36You can actually see where the ball hit.
35:37Watch!
35:38You can see the line going .
35:41Emmy is such a bitch, but she's such a good ass.
35:44I was out.
35:45You used to be bigger.
35:47What the ?
35:49You got to give credit where credit's due.
35:51My thing is, I don't give a .
35:53I'm going to owe her.
35:53You have lettuce in your eye.
35:55Yes.
35:55Lettuce right now.
35:57Where are you playing?
35:58Oh, I'm tired.
36:03Ow!
36:03Ow!
36:04Ow!
36:04Ow!
36:04Ow!
36:05Like, I know she can feel that I've been, like, weird to her.
36:08Yeah.
36:09Yeah, you do that.
36:11I know how to get it under people's skin, yeah.
36:14I just, like, can't help it.
36:15I can't be fake to you if I'm not with you.
36:17I had a conversation with her about the situation with Brad.
36:21You're talking about the unsafe comment?
36:22Mm-hmm.
36:22The thing is, I had a conversation with her about it, and I told her to keep it between us.
36:26What did she do?
36:27So she turned around and went and told Ella.
36:29Ella turned around and told Emmy.
36:31Wow.
36:32When you grow up in, like, a Hispanic household, you're kind of taught that, like, your family
36:36issues stay in your house.
36:39Like, it's la prima that goes to la tia and says something.
36:42And then your mom calls the next day and is like, why were you being chismosa?
36:47They're literally talking about me over there.
36:49I heard it.
36:49I don't know.
36:50Because I just heard it.
36:52They heard my name.
36:55You keep putting your foot in your mouth, and I can't defend that.
36:58Believe it, my friend.
36:59Like, you're done.
37:00I'm just frustrated because Brad trusted me and was confiding in me whenever he brought
37:04this to me.
37:05Lake went around and was talking about this with anyone and everyone that would listen.
37:08Now, Emmy knows what's going on, and I feel like I'm looking bad when I was just trying
37:13to relay a conversation to help a situation.
37:16But in return, now I look like un chismoso.
37:20I'm about to leave.
37:26I'm in a place where I know I can't trust her and I can't have a friendship with somebody
37:30I can't trust.
37:31Sorry.
37:33I'm done.
37:34I'm done playing.
37:35We need the ball.
37:36What?
37:36Why?
37:42Let's go!
37:43All right, serve.
37:44Over, over, over!
37:45Yeah!
37:48One more point!
37:49Here we go.
37:49Here's a tie.
37:51Yeah!
37:52Nice game!
37:53Nice game!
37:54I feel like I'm gonna puke!
37:56Good game!
37:56Congratulations guys, good game, and good game.
37:58Good game, good game, good game.
37:59Good game, good games, good game!
38:00We won!
38:01They beat you guys?
38:02No they didn't.
38:02I need some water.
38:04Ugh
38:0430 acced
38:09So what'd y'all talk about?
38:10Feelings?
38:11Every single one of you.
38:12I don't blame you.
38:13We're a lot to talk about.
38:17I'm going to sit back like a grandpa.
38:19I just don't understand what was being said.
38:23At a certain point, I feel like you need to be like,
38:25I heard you talking about me.
38:29What's the point?
38:31When Michaels is in that you mood,
38:33you don't want to poke that bear
38:35because when that bear gets released,
38:38y'all saw what happened to Molly?
38:40You do not come in here and disrespect my staff.
38:42Do you understand me?
38:44You will get banned.
38:45Walk away.
38:46What?
38:49What did you say over here about her?
38:51It was the same conversation I had with you.
38:53Why can't I hear it?
38:54I want to talk about it. Drop it.
38:55You can't act like that and then say drop it.
38:57Because I don't want to get pissed.
38:58Maddie, what did she just tell you?
39:00Nothing.
39:01I don't think that there's a problem.
39:03I think when she was playing volleyball,
39:05she heard y'all talking about her.
39:07I feel bad for Lake.
39:09You know, Michaels makes it very well known
39:11when he is upset.
39:12She's not dumb.
39:13She picks up on it.
39:14She feels the energy.
39:15The only person that he hasn't been vocal about
39:17his issues with Lake is Lake herself.
39:20I'm so annoyed right now.
39:22With Lake?
39:23Come on.
39:24I'm like, that's your friend.
39:25Not right now.
39:26I don't feel bad for her.
39:28I don't care.
39:29When you and I have conversations,
39:30we get them between you and I.
39:31I don't go and tell other people.
39:34Do you care that she went and told other people?
39:35Yes, it's pissing me off because the thing is,
39:36it's not a conversation for her to be having
39:38with other people.
39:39Because it didn't happen to her.
39:41All right, let's get on the bus.
39:44Is this all about anything?
39:47The unsafe thing?
39:48Yes.
39:49And it was not a big deal.
39:51But it was turned into one.
39:52Yes, now it's a big deal.
39:53Because she doesn't know how to shut the up.
39:55You had a conversation with Brad.
39:56Then you go back and you tell Ella about something
39:58that did not happen to her.
39:59It's not her place.
40:02I had it.
40:02I had it.
40:04How does Justin have so much energy?
40:06Jesus Christ.
40:07I wish you played volleyball with us.
40:08It was hilarious.
40:08I know, sorry.
40:09I just...
40:10Just being gay.
40:13Volleyball is pretty gay, honestly.
40:15Like, use that to yourself.
40:22Is that about me?
40:23No, we weren't talking about you.
40:25I mean, I'm gonna be honest with you.
40:26It was about a comment made at the Folly house,
40:28and you know which comment I'm talking about.
40:31What?
40:31We can talk about it on the way here.
40:34Well, that comment, I...
40:35I talked to Brad about that.
40:38Yeah, but then apparently you went and talked
40:40to other people about it,
40:41and it was supposed to be a conversation
40:42between you and him.
40:43Is that what he's mad about?
40:46That's a crazy reason to be mad at me for
40:49when Brad is perfectly fine.
40:50He's dealing with his issues with Emmy.
40:52Why are you mad at me?
40:54Pick and choose your battles.
40:55Don't choose them with me,
40:56somebody that's always on your team.
41:00Oh, gosh.
41:01Oh, Justin.
41:02Edistel is the best.
41:03Edistel.
41:05Hello.
41:06I don't have any reception over here.
41:09Oh, I can tell.
41:10But honestly, I just...
41:12I don't even want to be here anymore.
41:14Hey, how are you two that way?
41:16When I'm feeling deeply emotional
41:20about something,
41:21I look to my mom for comfort
41:23because she understands me the most.
41:26Apparently, Michaels is mad at me
41:28for the whole, like, Brad talk.
41:30Like, when I told Ella,
41:31she told Emmy,
41:32and then, like...
41:38I know.
41:38I just, like, I told her,
41:40asking her for, like, advice,
41:41and then I was like,
41:42is this...
41:43Are you asking a white girl for advice
41:44about how to deal with black people?
41:46No.
41:47Do you not know?
41:48Pull your together.
41:50This whole thing is up.
41:51This whole trip is up.
41:53This trip.
41:54You can't continue to bring this trip, honey.
41:56You can't run your mouth.
41:57All I want to do right now is go home.
42:00I didn't think...
42:00...what gets you in trouble.
42:02Quit doing it.
42:03I didn't think that she was gonna go off until...
42:06You don't talk to this white people
42:07about black people business.
42:12Next time on Southern Hospitality.
42:15Kiss!
42:18Did you, yes or no,
42:20see each other's penis?
42:23Oh, my God!
42:25I hate not talking to you.
42:27I hate when you walked by me and didn't
42:29even acknowledge me, like...
42:30You're going out well after the business is closed?
42:34Why are you lying?
42:34I'm not lying.
42:36I think that we need space.
42:38Okay, cool.
42:39I'm going.
42:39I'm leaving.
42:40I can't deal with this.
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