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00:00:05so i'm flying the space shuttle for the second time and this guy passes out all right it's
00:00:09about that time so are you kissing anybody at midnight yeah him hi just pay him on six five
00:00:26four three two one
00:00:52you have a cute scar
00:00:55it's just my birthmark if you want me to stop tell me now
00:01:02i don't want you to stop
00:01:35i was so drunk last night i can't remember who i was with
00:01:43i must return this to her so i can see her again
00:01:51happy new year sam it's me hey find me the girl from last night i don't care how just do
00:01:57it
00:01:58i will find you
00:02:05maximus can you get married already bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend
00:02:11i need grandkids i need you message received mom
00:02:15i need to go now i have to inspect the new headquarters
00:02:26seven years why can't i ever find you and why do you still haunt me
00:02:39still thinking about that girl boss it's been years
00:02:46i'm ready to go to the inspection now your vest sir
00:02:50but first we found your fake christmas wife she's waiting in the coffee shop blonde hair red top and
00:02:56sir make sure you use an alias we can't have her know you the harrison group ceo or she'll jack
00:03:01up
00:03:01the price good finally i can get my mother off my back
00:03:08hi one iced vanilla latte please and one hot chocolate i can't wait to finally meet my new daddy
00:03:16now auntie deborah and pamela can't say i have no daddy anymore
00:03:21oh sweetie remember it's just pretend it's just for christmas but mommy why do we have to rent
00:03:27daddy where's my real one uh
00:03:36i'll tell you when you're older sweetie why don't you go find us a table
00:03:48daddy no i'm sorry i'm not your dad no i know you're my daddy just as handsome as i thought
00:04:05oh mommy hey your fit christmas husband has arrived
00:04:17i asked the agency for an average looking guy he's gorgeous
00:04:27why does she feel so familiar she's waiting in the coffee shop blonde hair red top
00:04:33you must be my new christmas husband so you're my new christmas wife see i knew you're the new
00:04:40daddy we had right hi my name's cyber what's your name sam didn't say anything about a kid
00:04:47max aurelius eva i think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage
00:04:54i just need a wife for the holidays i guess mom gets her grandkid too
00:05:00so per our agreement the rate is one thousand dollars per hour and one thousand an hour well
00:05:08yeah it's 500 a day is that enough that's the most that i can pay you wait you're paying me
00:05:15500 a day
00:05:16that's what i agreed with the agency you'll make your thousands over the week look my requirements are
00:05:22simple okay play my pretend husband come with me to my hometown and we all pretend to be one big
00:05:27happy
00:05:27family and then my family will get off my back so piper can have a good christmas for once
00:05:34so she's getting pressure from the folks too fine but you have to help me get my mom off my
00:05:40case too
00:05:43okay deal
00:05:47i need to go get married
00:06:03wow clean up nice this is my wedding day after all pictures
00:06:16wow guys you're supposed to look like you're in love
00:06:41okay uh well i think we got it oh i need some photos of us together too
00:06:47to prove to prove to my parents that i'm actually married and have a happy family yeah of course
00:07:02happy holidays mom from my family to you
00:07:14bad news boss the agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife
00:07:18failed last minute wait she bailed then who is
00:07:24who is
00:07:27whatever it doesn't matter i've got what i need
00:07:33sam don't worry about it i already found someone
00:07:41okay well i think it's time for us to go christmas shopping waits for no one christmas shopping i should
00:07:48come look if you want me to be the husband in this fake it to your family plan i think
00:07:53i should have
00:07:54some say in the gifts it will make it more believable
00:08:00fine yeah fine okay you can come
00:08:10let's go which mall are we going to um let's go to that one oh let's go to the bank
00:08:21oh what the actual
00:08:24fuck
00:08:27sam is maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again
00:08:33give me a dna test for that little girl that he's with
00:08:39she does kind of look like him
00:08:44so when we give these gifts to my parents we will say they're from you
00:08:49here let me get this
00:08:52i'm gonna love you max
00:08:54oh so i was uh thinking that since we're married we should probably kiss once or twice
00:09:05in front of them okay should we use our tongues or no no definitely not and absolutely no sex yes
00:09:15strictly business anything physical outside of that does not have any
00:09:21what afraid you'll fall for me
00:09:25i just don't want piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good christmas
00:09:31let's go
00:09:38here what are you doing i've never let my woman pick up the tab
00:09:44well i'm not your woman and this isn't a real relationship and i don't want your money
00:09:50attention shoppers all bakery items are now fifty percent off fifty percent of pies
00:09:55quick go grab a dozen pumpkin pies 12 pumpkin pies i hear this right they're the best kind
00:10:00hurry up and go go what are you standing here for
00:10:04hello there hi you ready yes yeah just these things okay great we have a holiday special today spend
00:10:12500 get 10 off and you are just short 15 bucks if you want to take advantage of the deal
00:10:17oh great yeah
00:10:18uh what do you have that's just 15 bucks will you get a move on i just got here relax
00:10:25yeah yeah
00:10:29here this will do the trick okay thank you
00:10:33hurry up and pay
00:10:37i will pay when i'm ready you can wait your turn
00:10:44thank you damn my fake wife has some fire in her
00:10:53oh wait wait not the pies
00:11:02hi guys gonna hand you all these pies
00:11:09thank you of course thank you so much of course i hope you like pumpkin thank you
00:11:15she bought all 12 pies don't worry i have enough for everybody just to give it away
00:11:20thank you thank you merry christmas
00:11:28what do you do that often as often as i can
00:11:36we should go we gotta pick up paper
00:11:42watch out
00:12:02you done feeling me up
00:12:05shut up
00:12:05i'm sorry i was just in character wifey
00:12:08well stay out of character until christmas
00:12:15and don't be late
00:12:28harrison group do you do construction for them or something
00:12:32sort of not that i'm judging i just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both
00:12:38of us alive
00:12:40why don't we say that you do mid-level management for harrison group i think that's respectful
00:12:46can we pick another company
00:12:48no harrison group is perfect and they'll find it impressive my cousin's husband works for them too so
00:12:53it's perfect
00:12:58oh and uh wear something nice for christmas dinner don't worry okay i clean up nicely i wouldn't embarrass you
00:13:08just like that
00:13:19we have something nice to see right now
00:13:30and i'm just a little other than just to see what we're on now
00:13:33but i don't think so
00:13:34it's a little bit when we're on new
00:13:36and it's not yours it's my daughters daughters give me a DNA test for that
00:13:44little girl that he's with
00:14:06you made it oh missed you so where's this mysterious husband we heard all about
00:14:13he's coming please don't tell me Maximus bailed good good good so heard you got a new hubby sweetie
00:14:21when's he arriving oh it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking
00:14:28poor thing not surprising I mean she's 30 once a woman hits that age you become undateable
00:14:35plus a kid looks so bad on dating apps this is exactly why I refuse to come home single this
00:14:44Christmas Auntie Pamela Debbie my dating life quite frankly is none of your concern we're only worried
00:14:51about you all these years without a husband zip it Pamela you know you always spoiled her rotten
00:14:59and look what happened she got knocked up out of wedlock raising a kid all alone
00:15:04I'm not alone mm-hmm and what does this mysterious husband do he's a manager manager of what trash
00:15:18probably a cover for criminal activity you don't have to lie to us Eva actually he's right here oh wow
00:15:33wow wow he is really good looking ah must be AI congratulations Eva on your photoshop skills fake that's enough
00:15:45she's our daughter and your niece show some respect remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew
00:15:53William and you turned him down well guess what William works for the Harrison group now makes 500 grand
00:16:01a year that's half a million half a million girls are lining up for him all the way to New
00:16:09York and speak of the devil
00:16:15will you
00:16:16there you are oh look at you now living the dream
00:16:33oh just think Eva well you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that
00:16:39criminal waste manager so married huh
00:16:43is it serious
00:16:45that's what marriage is it's pretty serious
00:16:49wow you must have rushed the time they're not huh
00:16:52makes sense though you not being a hot young thing anymore dragging that kid around with no daddy
00:16:59yeah a bullet dodged Willie meanwhile you're climbing the Harrison group ladder mm-hmm
00:17:06that's right just bought this brand new suit my Christmas bonus women love a man in red sexy like Santa
00:17:15Claus when I sit on my lap
00:17:17don't touch me oh so entitled Williams a successful man of taste not waste and yet for some reason he's
00:17:27willing to overlook your baggage
00:17:29I mean look at that car
00:17:31did your husband afford anything even close to that think of the life I can give you and Piper with
00:17:37all my Harrison group money
00:17:38ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead
00:17:43I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on first
00:17:51my mom would never marry she already has a husband he's gonna kick your butt
00:17:59is that so well then where is he because I don't see him does anyone see him
00:18:09no just like I thought telling lies just like mommy that puts you on the naughty list
00:18:16and let me show you what happens to naughty children
00:18:22hey mommy
00:18:24hey are you okay
00:18:25see your hands
00:18:26oh my god
00:18:27I'm gonna take her in and get her packed up okay
00:18:30come on now
00:18:31let's go
00:18:33what the hell's the matter with you
00:18:35how dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter
00:18:39let me go
00:18:40now why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time
00:18:45let me go
00:19:01touch my wife again and I will snap every finger that you've got
00:19:08Max you came
00:19:09don't worry sweetie
00:19:13where's Piper?
00:19:15William hit her?
00:19:17mom dead had to take her inside
00:19:19well it looks like we have a real grinch to dispose of
00:19:21well well well
00:19:23if it isn't the waist manager I've been hearing so much about
00:19:27that's right
00:19:29now I'm about to take out the trash
00:19:33oh
00:19:34Mr. and Mrs. Smith
00:19:35it's an honor to meet you
00:19:36I'm Max
00:19:37Eva told us all about you
00:19:39from New York
00:19:40polite, handsome
00:19:42just like she said
00:19:44wow
00:19:45he was an AI
00:19:47see
00:19:47he's real
00:19:49and he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be
00:19:52son of a bitch
00:19:53you just ruined my suit
00:19:55and watch the way that you drive that
00:19:56that pristine automobile
00:20:00that car
00:20:01oh my god
00:20:02that's worth more than a house
00:20:05that car
00:20:05it was all over the news when the
00:20:07CEO of the Harrison group bought it
00:20:10wait
00:20:12are you?
00:20:17like I said
00:20:18I'm just Eva's husband
00:20:20and that's all he needs to know
00:20:22I'm not here to put on a show for anyone
00:20:24you really are a criminal aren't you?
00:20:26you stole it!
00:20:28that car belongs to the CEO of my company
00:20:29Jesus!
00:20:31how did he get away with it?
00:20:32that's what I want to know
00:20:34enough! please!
00:20:37I trust my daughter
00:20:39she would never marry a criminal
00:20:43Max?
00:20:43be honest with me
00:20:45where did that car come from?
00:20:47how much did you want for it?
00:20:49I'll pay you more money than you'd make it three lifetimes
00:20:52sir
00:20:54you need a breath man
00:20:58alright that's it I'm calling the cops
00:21:00oh way ahead of you
00:21:01wait
00:21:02what?
00:21:04are you feeling nervous Eva?
00:21:07oh well
00:21:08too late
00:21:15listen hon
00:21:16I believe you
00:21:18but how could Max
00:21:20afford a car like that?
00:21:22Mr. Smith
00:21:23don't worry it's my car
00:21:24ok it's not stolen
00:21:26huh yeah?
00:21:27if it's yours then prove it
00:21:29thank you
00:21:30cops will be here in 15 minutes
00:21:32enjoy Christmas behind bars
00:21:34ok I'll prove that it's mine
00:21:36but then you have to get lost
00:21:38and never show your face around my wife or child again
00:21:41oh so you're a tough guy huh?
00:21:43well I hope they serve eggnog in prison
00:21:45loser!
00:21:46say one more word and I'll give him a real reason to take me in
00:21:52Jesus maybe he is a crime boss
00:21:54it's kinda sexy though
00:21:56it's kinda sexy though
00:21:57here
00:21:59title and proof of ownership
00:22:01title and proof of ownership
00:22:10Mr..
00:22:11Harrison?
00:22:16Mr. Harrison?
00:22:18just leave me alone
00:22:21very Christmas Willie
00:22:22now get the fuck out of here
00:22:24before I kick your ass all the way up to the north pole
00:22:26yes sir!
00:22:28I'm so sorry sir
00:22:29I...
00:22:30please please give me serious apologies
00:22:41oh
00:22:42that William what a jerk huh?
00:22:46you fooled me?
00:22:47what can I say?
00:22:48let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays
00:22:52oh now you don't wanna ruin Christmas?
00:22:54oh come on Eva we were just looking out for you
00:22:57please forgive us Mr. Harrison
00:22:59you know my youngest son is graduating
00:23:02soon
00:23:02do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:23:06a job at the Harrison group even in the mail room would open doors
00:23:11we are family aren't we?
00:23:13family takes care of each other
00:23:17if you guys want a job at the Harrison group you can put in an application like everyone else
00:23:21Abigail come on talk to her for us
00:23:24didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:28yeah
00:23:28I think you need to take care of your own issues first
00:23:31my daughter is just far too busy
00:23:33for your best life
00:23:35my new son-in-law
00:23:37come on guys let's go in
00:23:38welcome to the family
00:23:43welcome
00:23:48this is your fault Pam
00:23:50you can't tell the difference between AI and reality
00:23:54my fault
00:23:55you were the one who was pushing her onto that worm
00:23:57William
00:23:59oh
00:24:08hey how do you have that car?
00:24:10and how do you know the CEO of Harrison group?
00:24:12and how do you-
00:24:13I told you I work for Harrison group remember?
00:24:16I have a friend in high places
00:24:18a friend who just hands you keys to million dollar one of a kind luxury cars?
00:24:23yes
00:24:24it's the season of giving
00:24:25he knows people
00:24:27has connections
00:24:28he's a big deal kind of guy
00:24:31you're a crime boss aren't you?
00:24:32and you best not forget it capiche?
00:24:35oh my god just don't blow your cover
00:24:38dad! mom
00:24:40thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home
00:24:43oh honey
00:24:44we're just so happy that you found such a
00:24:47handsome
00:24:48strong
00:24:49good looking
00:24:50I think they get it
00:24:52uh
00:24:54how's Piper?
00:24:56oh she's fine
00:24:57one of you guys just get settled in and we will go check on her
00:25:00and if your mom takes a cold shower
00:25:03we'll come back and finish decorating the tree
00:25:05great
00:25:06see you in a bit
00:25:07Joey?
00:25:08what are you doing?
00:25:11okay
00:25:13hey was that not a breach of contract?
00:25:19relax it was just a hug
00:25:22ugh
00:25:24we just got here and I'm already exhausted
00:25:27you'll be okay
00:25:28it's just one week
00:25:29kill me now
00:25:30well they would but
00:25:31I need to get paid
00:25:37what are you doing?
00:25:40that's weird
00:25:41they were so lovey-dovey just a second ago
00:25:43I don't know something just feels off
00:25:46that's ridiculous
00:25:48I mean what do you want them to do?
00:25:50make out progress to prove it?
00:25:54later
00:25:57let's go
00:26:02here we go
00:26:04Piper is all tucked in honey
00:26:06everything looks amazing
00:26:08and happy holidays
00:26:09to the newest member of our family
00:26:11Max
00:26:13welcome
00:26:15cheers
00:26:15thank you Miss Smith
00:26:17looks great
00:26:18aww just call me mom honey
00:26:19I had no idea what you liked
00:26:22so I just whipped up a little bit of everything
00:26:24but we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is right?
00:26:28mmm
00:26:29oh no
00:26:30mom's testing him
00:26:31she's trying to see if he's legit
00:26:32you mean to tell me you two are married
00:26:34and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:39ow
00:26:40Eva, sweetie
00:26:42kicking my foot
00:26:43oh sorry mom
00:26:45oh jeez
00:26:46come on
00:26:47look what you're doing
00:26:48it's okay
00:26:49look mom of course he knows it's
00:26:51and I would like to hear Max say it
00:27:0612 pumpkin pies
00:27:07I hear this right?
00:27:08they're the best kind
00:27:10well of course it's pumpkin pie
00:27:13see
00:27:14see?
00:27:15are you happy now?
00:27:16that's good but something still falls off
00:27:19mom
00:27:20don't make it weird
00:27:21okay?
00:27:22we had a whirlwind romance
00:27:24and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other
00:27:27but our marriage is real
00:27:29I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows
00:27:33uh
00:27:34now those
00:27:35are quality
00:27:37okay well
00:27:38then answer this
00:27:40where's your wedding ring Eva?
00:27:44where's your wedding ring Eva?
00:27:48I knew it was a good idea to pick this up
00:27:51well
00:27:51um
00:27:52it's
00:27:53silly face dropped it outside on the sidewalk
00:27:57luckily I was there to pick it up for her
00:27:59silly face
00:28:02I am not paying extra for this
00:28:04consider it a Christmas gift
00:28:06that's lasers
00:28:08nice
00:28:09you can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:13well believe it or not Miss Smith
00:28:14there is a lot of garbage out there
00:28:16and I'm not just talking about William
00:28:18I'll drink to that
00:28:20I agree with you there
00:28:22so come on guys
00:28:23let's see
00:28:37and this is where y'all will be staying
00:28:40I have another room set up for Piper
00:28:42nice and festive for you
00:28:44no complications
00:28:46sorry honey
00:28:47mom you know what?
00:28:49I should stay with Piper tonight
00:28:50oh honey
00:28:51newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart
00:28:55oh
00:28:56I just remembered
00:28:57the city's turning the water off at 10
00:28:59something about water conservation
00:29:01that means you have 15 minutes to shower
00:29:0315 minutes?
00:29:05honey it's no big deal
00:29:07just shower together
00:29:09shower together
00:29:10shower together?
00:29:11shower together?
00:29:13just shower together
00:29:15okay you guys have a good night
00:29:16okay?
00:29:21you hurt
00:29:42no
00:29:43no
00:29:44why are you stripping?
00:29:47well I can't take a shower with my clothes on
00:29:49come on we're wasting time
00:29:51you have 15 minutes
00:29:52nice try
00:29:52I am not showering with you
00:29:54alright suit yourself
00:29:55more room for me in there
00:29:57not if I meet you there first
00:30:15come on Max
00:30:17get out of the way
00:30:19we agreed nothing physical
00:30:20you're the one with the dirty thoughts wifey
00:30:23relax
00:30:23I won't touch you
00:30:26unless you say you want me to
00:30:29but that'll cost extra
00:30:31but that'll cost extra
00:30:40in your dreams
00:30:43free to join me
00:31:03you know if you keep staring at my ass
00:31:05you're not going to have any shower water left
00:31:07you wish
00:31:08why aren't you giving in?
00:31:10pray you'll fall for me
00:31:13it's you who has to worry about resisting me
00:31:15oh yeah?
00:31:16proof
00:31:29holy shit
00:31:33um
00:31:34this is just
00:31:35this is going to be harder than I thought
00:31:38I'll say
00:31:39what happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:42still think you can resist?
00:31:45oh baby
00:31:47I don't think I want to
00:31:48oh my god
00:31:53Max I shouldn't
00:31:54or maybe we should
00:31:58god
00:32:00he's such a good kisser
00:32:02why does this feel so
00:32:05familiar
00:32:10mom
00:32:12we're so
00:32:13sexy
00:32:21Max we cannot do this
00:32:24what?
00:32:24I didn't mean to cross anything
00:32:26it's not you Max
00:32:27it's us
00:32:28it's this
00:32:29this is all it acts
00:32:30let's not make it more complicated than it is
00:32:33you're right
00:32:35I'm sorry
00:32:37we just need to be sorry
00:32:47you just
00:32:47that birthmark
00:32:53what is that?
00:32:55it's him
00:32:56the man from New Years
00:32:57is he Piper's father?
00:33:03why are you acting?
00:33:06oh my god
00:33:07Max is Piper's father
00:33:10are you okay?
00:33:12yeah
00:33:13I just um
00:33:14I just got lightheaded
00:33:15I think I just need a few more minutes
00:33:18alone
00:33:20of course
00:33:21of course
00:33:24we have a daughter together
00:33:25oh my god
00:33:27what do I do?
00:33:34I'm gonna sleep on the floor
00:33:36you can take the bed
00:33:38thanks
00:33:41hey
00:33:42are you sure you're okay?
00:33:44look fake marriage aside
00:33:46I'm your husband for the next few days
00:33:48so if there's something you need
00:33:49I can help
00:33:51I wanna help
00:33:53he's Piper's father
00:33:54he has a right to know
00:33:57um
00:33:57Max
00:34:00how would you feel
00:34:01if you found out
00:34:02you had a kid?
00:34:06a child?
00:34:08no no no
00:34:09that's impossible
00:34:10I'm very
00:34:12careful
00:34:13mostly
00:34:16I just mean
00:34:17I'm not the type of guy
00:34:18to sleep around
00:34:18family to me is
00:34:20a big commitment
00:34:21and
00:34:21I don't want any loose ends
00:34:23you know?
00:34:25right
00:34:26he wouldn't want a kid
00:34:27tying him down
00:34:28I shouldn't tell him about Piper
00:34:31why do you ask?
00:34:33no reason
00:34:34just
00:34:34just curious
00:34:36no I feel like you're
00:34:38going somewhere with this
00:34:39what?
00:34:41no
00:34:42no
00:34:42well then
00:34:43can I ask you a question?
00:34:46shoot
00:34:51where did you get these?
00:34:53and how did you know my exact size?
00:34:56I did not get those
00:34:57I don't know where those came from
00:34:59are you sure?
00:35:00you're just not trying to
00:35:02break the contract
00:35:03no
00:35:05go
00:35:05go
00:35:05go
00:35:06go
00:35:07there we go
00:35:16mess
00:35:18you're just a sign
00:35:21you're just a sign
00:35:27come in
00:35:29hey Helen
00:35:43Oh, sorry for interrupting, but Piper is asking for a bedtime story before I tuck her in.
00:35:49You think you could take this one, Dad? We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:35:53I can see that.
00:35:55Well, why don't I read it to her? I mean, if you don't mind.
00:35:59Well, I had a boy. You know what? Just put a shirt on. I'm going to go get her.
00:36:04Piper, here comes Grandpa.
00:36:08He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, and away they all flew, like the down of
00:36:14a thistle.
00:36:15But I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight, Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a good
00:36:24night.
00:36:26If Piper knew he was her real dad, she'd be over the moon.
00:36:31Good night, Piper.
00:36:36Is her dad still around?
00:36:38Yeah, but he doesn't know it, because you are her dad.
00:36:42Uh, no.
00:36:43That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:36:51Do you really think so?
00:36:54From the bottom of my heart.
00:36:56Maybe I should tell him. He deserves to know.
00:37:05Max.
00:37:09You are Piper's father.
00:37:18I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:28I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:44Where's Piper?
00:37:46She must have snuck off while we were asleep.
00:38:04God, he's such a good kisser.
00:38:15Just gonna kiss and run?
00:38:17Not on my watch.
00:38:22Yeah, this.
00:38:24I remember this.
00:38:36Good morning, you two love bugs.
00:38:38How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:41Good morning, Miss Smith.
00:38:43It was, uh, it was great.
00:38:44Wonderful.
00:38:45Well, it's about to get even better.
00:38:49Oh, no.
00:38:51What is that?
00:38:52Sardines and Saltines.
00:38:53It's a Smith family classic.
00:38:55It was my gram-gram's favorite during wartime.
00:38:58Don't be shy.
00:38:59Go ahead and grab a handful.
00:39:02Max, you don't have to.
00:39:03No, no.
00:39:04It's okay.
00:39:04It's a Smith family staple.
00:39:07It's a little bit of a family staple.
00:39:25Good.
00:39:27Good.
00:39:28Good?
00:39:29Good.
00:39:31Well, you two better get dressed. You got to go see Aunt Miranda.
00:39:37Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:39:40That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year.
00:39:43What's the deal with them?
00:39:45Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:39:48Says Piper's a fatherless brat, and I'm...
00:39:52Hey, don't worry. I'll protect you and Piper.
00:39:58Better have Sam on standby tonight, just in case.
00:40:02Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up then.
00:40:15Wait, that earring.
00:40:19Wait, that earring.
00:40:20You like it?
00:40:22I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:40:25Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:27I don't really remember the details, but luckily I was able to find a new pair.
00:40:33Right. It's just a common earring. Anyone can have it.
00:40:37Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:40:39She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:40:44So, Ava and Piper still aren't here.
00:40:48But Derek said that Ava got married.
00:40:51What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:55An aging single mom.
00:40:57Slim pickings.
00:40:58I heard he's in waste management.
00:41:01That explains it.
00:41:02She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:41:05Oh, please, Miranda.
00:41:07Look, Ava is your niece.
00:41:09Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:41:11Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:41:14Her track record speaks for itself.
00:41:16Exactly.
00:41:17Not like my Sierra.
00:41:19Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:41:23Oh, they're here.
00:41:26Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:33Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:34Merry Christmas.
00:41:36You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:41:38I am.
00:41:39I'm Ava's husband, Max.
00:41:41Pleasure to meet you.
00:41:42Welcome.
00:41:43You're Ava's husband.
00:41:45But you're gorgeous.
00:41:49But does he have to miss you?
00:41:51Look at you two.
00:41:52You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:41:55Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:56Merry Christmas.
00:41:58This is for Max and I.
00:41:59Oh, my goodness.
00:42:00Thank you, Eva.
00:42:01Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:42:04Oops.
00:42:05Oh, my bad.
00:42:06Oh, a homemade gift.
00:42:08How thrifty.
00:42:10Not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:42:13Mommy's right.
00:42:13You mean all high?
00:42:15You little.
00:42:18You will not lay a hand on my daughter.
00:42:20You will lose yours.
00:42:22Oh.
00:42:23You think you broke my wrist?
00:42:26Look what you just did to my mother.
00:42:28My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:42:31He could ruin your life.
00:42:45Mommy, are you okay?
00:42:46I'm fine.
00:42:47I'm just wet, huh?
00:42:48Yeah.
00:42:49It's okay.
00:42:50It's okay.
00:42:50It's okay.
00:42:53What are you...
00:42:55Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:42:58Did you just slap me?
00:43:00Next time, it'll be a closed fist.
00:43:02You're a fucking psycho.
00:43:03You know what, Sierra?
00:43:04I can take your little insults, but leave my family out of this.
00:43:09Her family.
00:43:11She means me.
00:43:17You okay, honey?
00:43:18Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:43:20Do something.
00:43:22You don't know who you're messing with.
00:43:24I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:43:26Oh, wow.
00:43:27I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:43:32Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:43:35Let's call him.
00:43:36I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:43:39Please.
00:43:40Who do you think you are?
00:43:43Enough!
00:43:45There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:43:48Fine, Dad.
00:43:49Let it go, Nathan.
00:43:52They're just jealous.
00:43:54For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:43:57I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:44:01I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you.
00:44:04Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:44:05All right, that's enough.
00:44:07Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:44:30Is this a joke?
00:44:32Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:34Hold it.
00:44:35Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:37My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:46King crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed wagyu.
00:44:51Three times the price, 50 times the flavor.
00:44:55And you don't get a single bite.
00:44:57It's just petty.
00:44:59Maybe so.
00:45:00But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:45:04Fine.
00:45:05Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:45:07Come on, let's go.
00:45:08No, no.
00:45:10Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:45:13Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:45:16I know, dear.
00:45:17I just want to have our family together.
00:45:19Fine.
00:45:20We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:45:23If you're a stray, then I'm a bitch.
00:45:25What was that?
00:45:29I just want to have our family together.
00:45:32Fine.
00:45:33We'll stay.
00:45:35Can I have a little napalm?
00:45:37It's okay, sweetie.
00:45:38We'll get something right after.
00:45:40Like drive-thru?
00:45:42I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:45:44That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:45:50No strays.
00:45:51Ow.
00:45:51Please, are you okay?
00:45:53Yes, please.
00:45:54You hit my child.
00:45:56You're fucking crazy.
00:45:57Well, if you'd teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:46:04Don't worry, baby.
00:46:06I'll handle it.
00:46:09Don't worry, baby.
00:46:10I'll handle it.
00:46:15Piper.
00:46:16Sweetie, are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:46:22Okay, sweetheart.
00:46:23Give me two minutes and one phone call.
00:46:26As if you have a chef on speed dial.
00:46:28Actually, I do.
00:46:31He's such a liar.
00:46:32This ought to be hilarious.
00:46:34Oh, it will be.
00:46:37Sam.
00:46:39Yeah, send the troops and bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:43I'm already on my way.
00:46:48Bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:50I'm already on my way.
00:46:53You hear this guy?
00:46:55He wants the best king crab in the world.
00:46:57From Antarctica.
00:46:59Now I get why you married him, Eva.
00:47:02His silly delusions are just adorable.
00:47:05Thanks.
00:47:06What are you doing?
00:47:07Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:47:08Santa's already on his way.
00:47:10Actually, five, four, three, two, one.
00:47:19A helicopter?
00:47:27There's no way.
00:47:33How did you pull this off?
00:47:35Sam is like family.
00:47:37I thought I'd introduce you, too.
00:47:38Thanks, boss.
00:47:40Boss?
00:47:41Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:47:43Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.
00:47:46Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.
00:47:49I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:47:52You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:47:56Mm-hmm.
00:47:59Come on.
00:48:01You can stop kidding around.
00:48:03If you were the CEO, why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:48:07No, I actually am the CEO.
00:48:09Come on.
00:48:10You can stop the charade.
00:48:11Okay, this is just another favor from that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:48:14Eva, I'm not pretending.
00:48:18Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab as you requested.
00:48:31How is this possible?
00:48:33This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:48:39Who are you?
00:48:41I told you, I'm Eva's husband.
00:48:44That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:48:46Wait, no.
00:48:48Hold on.
00:48:49You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:48:54You're worth more than some whole countries.
00:48:57Hmm.
00:48:57Some of the small ones.
00:48:59I mean, you know that.
00:49:01You work for me.
00:49:02Oh, God.
00:49:03I insulted my own boss.
00:49:06I'm finished.
00:49:15I didn't think Max would commit this hard.
00:49:18Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move.
00:49:20Worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:49:22For tonight, your fee stands.
00:49:25And with that, your career.
00:49:27You're fired.
00:49:29Fired?
00:49:30Sam.
00:49:34Fired?
00:49:35God.
00:49:36I can't be fired.
00:49:38What?
00:49:40Mr. Harrison, please.
00:49:41You can have as much crab as you want.
00:49:43Please, Mr. Harrison, I'll do anything.
00:49:46Guys, take out the trash.
00:49:54And you.
00:49:55Oh, me?
00:49:57Mr. Harrison, come on.
00:49:59That was a Christmas joke.
00:50:00A family tradition.
00:50:02Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition.
00:50:05Sam.
00:50:09Will you do me the honors?
00:50:12Gladly.
00:50:16Merry Christmas, Aunt May.
00:50:21Father, do something.
00:50:23Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:50:25I'm leaving.
00:50:26Merry Christmas, Aunt May.
00:50:27Mmm, pumpkin's my favorite.
00:50:35Come on, sweetie.
00:50:36Daddy had this crab line just for you.
00:50:39Eat as much as you want.
00:50:40Thanks, Daddy.
00:50:44I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:50:46I just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:50:48Honestly?
00:50:50This is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:50:53Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:50:54Just like this.
00:50:56Does he really mean that?
00:50:58Or is he just playing the part?
00:51:00I can't tell.
00:51:01And that terrifies me.
00:51:08Merry Christmas, Mrs. Harrison.
00:51:09I brought you a gift.
00:51:10Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl.
00:51:18Oh, this is wonderful.
00:51:21Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:51:24Tell me everything.
00:51:26Miss Eva Smith, single mother, small town gal, didn't finish high school, currently works in retail.
00:51:31Oh, Maximus, I thought I raised you better.
00:51:35A high school dropout?
00:51:37In the Harrison family?
00:51:40What a chance.
00:51:44She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:51:48Maximus seems to like her.
00:51:49Silence.
00:51:50Get me the address where she works.
00:51:52It's Happy Heels on Broadway.
00:51:54That's nice.
00:51:55We own that one.
00:51:57Good work.
00:51:58But take off that stupid hat.
00:52:10Thanks.
00:52:10So your dad insisted that I try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years.
00:52:17Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law.
00:52:19And how about you?
00:52:24Me?
00:52:25Yeah.
00:52:27Are you happy with your new husband?
00:52:32Eva?
00:52:43That birthmark.
00:52:45Family to me is a big commitment, and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:52:51Maximus, there's so much we don't know.
00:52:53So much we're not telling each other.
00:52:55Uh, no feelings, no complications.
00:52:59That's what we agreed upon.
00:53:00Yeah, I didn't sign a contract.
00:53:03Max.
00:53:04Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:53:07It's cold.
00:53:09Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood.
00:53:12Max.
00:53:14I need to tell you something.
00:53:18Something important.
00:53:20What's gotten into her?
00:53:22Is she hiding something?
00:53:23Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:53:27I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:53:32Piper is...
00:53:36Piper is...
00:53:37Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts.
00:53:40Sweetie.
00:53:41Oh, my gosh.
00:53:41It's all swollen.
00:53:42Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier.
00:53:45Listen, you stay here with Daddy.
00:53:46Mommy's gonna go get a first date kit, okay?
00:53:50Come on, Piper.
00:53:54Okay, let me see.
00:53:58I promise I won't let anyone hurt you or Mommy again.
00:54:03But that's not true.
00:54:04You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:54:08Uh...
00:54:09Daddy!
00:54:10Oh!
00:54:12Well...
00:54:17Don't you dare disrespect my husband!
00:54:22Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:27Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:28Really?
00:54:29Please stay, Daddy.
00:54:33You think it will scar?
00:54:37Hmm.
00:54:40I wouldn't worry about it.
00:54:41Scars make you look like a badass.
00:54:43I have one, too.
00:54:46Dad, I got that when I was about your age.
00:54:49Some punk came at me with a switchblade.
00:54:52Really?
00:54:52No way.
00:54:54No.
00:54:54It was actually a cactus.
00:54:56But it's still cool.
00:54:59I have something like that on the back of my neck.
00:55:05Piper, how long have you had that?
00:55:07My mom thought I had that when I was born.
00:55:15And how old are you?
00:55:16Six.
00:55:17Six?
00:55:18That one night stand was about seven years ago.
00:55:21Okay, I found the first aid kit.
00:55:23Ivar, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:55:28What do I even say?
00:55:29And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:55:32Sorry, honey.
00:55:33This man's your dad, and he didn't know you existed until now.
00:55:36Um, yeah.
00:55:40Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:55:43Ivar.
00:55:48Okay, look.
00:55:51Piper is...
00:55:57Go on.
00:56:04Must be an emergency.
00:56:06Excuse me.
00:56:07Sorry.
00:56:09I'll take this.
00:56:16Mommy, are you okay?
00:56:18Yeah.
00:56:20Mommy's just realizing she's a coward.
00:56:23I don't even have the guts to tell the truth.
00:56:28Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:30I'm telling you, Max, that woman is manipulating you.
00:56:34She's a high school dropout.
00:56:36Doesn't even have a decent job.
00:56:38And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:56:41I'm Eva's husband, Max.
00:56:43That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:56:51I'm sorry, Max.
00:56:52You can't know Piper's your daughter.
00:56:54Your mother would take her away.
00:56:56After Christmas, it's over.
00:57:00Eva?
00:57:02Maximus?
00:57:02Are you even listening to me?
00:57:05No, Mom, Mom.
00:57:06Listen, I'm sorry, okay?
00:57:07Eva's my wife, and I've made up my mind.
00:57:09I'm not leaving her.
00:57:12Eva?
00:57:20I mean, that's awesome.
00:57:22Ha, ha.
00:57:23Did you?
00:57:23Oh, thank you.
00:57:25This is for you, Grandma.
00:57:31Oh, wow.
00:57:33That's so cool.
00:57:34What did you make?
00:57:35Derek, this is from you and I.
00:57:38Oh, thank you so much.
00:57:41Thanks, guys.
00:57:42I'm glad you're here.
00:57:44We got it.
00:57:45Oh!
00:57:46Oh!
00:57:47Damn, these are nice.
00:57:49Grandpa, language.
00:57:50Little ears.
00:57:56Piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:57:59It's in the other room by the train set.
00:58:01Here, I'll go with you.
00:58:02Remember the song that we sang?
00:58:03Ready, ready?
00:58:04Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
00:58:06What do we got, guys?
00:58:07Billy.
00:58:07Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve.
00:58:13You never told me.
00:58:17Have we met before?
00:58:23Have we met before?
00:58:26She's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:58:31I don't know what you're getting at.
00:58:34Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper.
00:58:45I don't know what you're talking about.
00:58:46Lots of people have birthmarks.
00:58:48They're very common.
00:58:49I feel so awful, but I can't lose my child.
00:58:52No matter how I feel about him.
00:58:56Maybe.
00:58:59Are you okay?
00:59:02Were the clogs a bad idea?
00:59:05No.
00:59:07I'm fine.
00:59:09Um.
00:59:10Oh, I almost forgot.
00:59:14I got you this.
00:59:16You got me a gift, too?
00:59:17Tis the season.
00:59:19Open it.
00:59:34Gloves.
00:59:35Did you make these?
00:59:37Yeah.
00:59:38I know this is a fake marriage, but that's Christmas.
00:59:42You've already done so much for me.
00:59:44I just want to do a little something for you.
00:59:48How do they feel?
00:59:50Warm, right?
00:59:51Yeah.
00:59:53Warm.
00:59:53Warm.
00:59:55Soft.
00:59:58Perfect.
01:00:02Thank you, Eva.
01:00:04I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
01:00:08Really?
01:00:10Yeah, my mom.
01:00:11She partied all the time.
01:00:13And I got gifts.
01:00:15Plenty of them, but...
01:00:16I don't think she ever bought one herself.
01:00:20Nothing...
01:00:21personal.
01:00:22Well, you deserve it.
01:00:24You're a good guy.
01:00:27And...
01:00:28someday you'll...
01:00:29find...
01:00:30someone special...
01:00:31to...
01:00:32spend all your Christmases with.
01:00:34What if that day's today?
01:00:39What if I already found someone special?
01:00:43Right here.
01:00:46Right here.
01:01:09Max, we can't...
01:01:12If you want me to stop, you better tell me right now.
01:01:20I don't want you to stop.
01:01:23Come on.
01:01:25I don't want you to stop.
01:01:28No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:01:36No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:01:38I feel like I make my child.
01:01:39I don't know.
01:01:44It's true.
01:01:46It's true.
01:01:46For you.
01:01:50I don't know.
01:01:56It's true.
01:01:56You're a good guy.
01:01:57I don't know.
01:02:00I don't know.
01:02:01I don't know.
01:02:02Piper!
01:02:11Piper?
01:02:14She can't see me.
01:02:33Eva?
01:02:37Grandma, I'm up here!
01:02:51That was way too close.
01:02:53Yeah.
01:02:54We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:03:00Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:03:04Can I still unwrap my present?
01:03:09You still haven't given me mine.
01:03:15Let me give it to you.
01:03:26Okay.
01:03:54Why are you calling me this morning?
01:04:00Hello?
01:04:01Hello, Eva Smith. I'm Max's mother. Name your price. What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:04:08W-what?
01:04:09We both know my son is way out of your league. Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and
01:04:16go. My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:04:21Piper is my daughter, and no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up. So you
01:04:26keep your money, and I'll leave on my own, but I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:32Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:04:38Are you okay?
01:04:43Look, we made it through Christmas. So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:51What are you talking about?
01:04:53It's over. It's not that hard to understand.
01:04:59Eva, wait!
01:05:03So last night meant nothing to you?
01:05:10Well, Max, it's not real. None of it was real.
01:05:14So, this is just a goodbye.
01:05:18Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:05:21Look.
01:05:23Last night, I let my guard down.
01:05:27But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:30And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:33Just tell me what you need.
01:05:35I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:05:40Just say the word.
01:05:46You don't get it.
01:05:49You don't get it.
01:05:56I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:06:04I won't give up on us.
01:06:20Are we here?
01:06:22Yes.
01:06:24As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:06:30Piper.
01:06:31Sweetie, wake up.
01:06:32We're home.
01:06:37How can she just walk away?
01:06:46Don't forget you have to meet my mom.
01:06:48It's part of the agreement, too.
01:06:51Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:54You promised.
01:06:55Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:57Can you do this for me, please?
01:07:01All right, fine.
01:07:02When?
01:07:04Two days.
01:07:06I'll come pick you up.
01:07:07No need.
01:07:08Just send me the address, Mommy, either.
01:07:15I know you and Mommy thought, but she still really likes you.
01:07:21So don't give up, okay, Daddy?
01:07:23Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:25Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:25If there's one thing you should know about your daddy, I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:29And we need you.
01:07:31Well, I can't forget.
01:07:43If I can be an electronist, I don't know the truth.
01:07:46I can't.
01:07:46Step 10 times.
01:07:47Go.
01:07:49Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:07:51Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:53Boss? Boss?
01:07:59Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:08:02I need to go win back my family.
01:08:05Family? Boss, you okay?
01:08:08Never better.
01:08:10Go get her, Max.
01:08:15Give it your best smile.
01:08:17Ah, there he is.
01:08:20Maximus, darling.
01:08:21I have some prospects for you.
01:08:24Nice high society girls from the city.
01:08:29Oh.
01:08:32I told you, I already found the woman I love.
01:08:41Maximus, stop this.
01:08:43That evil woman is scamming you, son.
01:08:47Tell me what kind of woman you want and I'll find you another.
01:08:50You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:08:54No, I'm not.
01:08:56Oh?
01:08:57I work in waste management and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:09:02I'm Eva's husband and I'm a father.
01:09:06What?
01:09:20Oh, that's her.
01:09:22The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:09:27Hi, welcome in. Can I help you find something?
01:09:30I want to try those.
01:09:34Awesome, I'll get them for you right away.
01:09:36Hi.
01:09:37Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:09:43No, no, no.
01:09:45I know what I want.
01:09:46Size seven.
01:09:49Oh, Bitty can't even walk, but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:09:53Come on, she wants the white shoes.
01:10:00Ignore her. She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:10:03Here, let me help you.
01:10:04One.
01:10:09She seems kind.
01:10:16I shouldn't be that impressed. She's just doing her job.
01:10:22How do they feel?
01:10:23Well, I love the style, but it's too small.
01:10:26I think I need a size up.
01:10:29Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:10:33Right away. I'll be right back.
01:10:36She's not only kind, she's patient.
01:10:39Was I wrong about her?
01:10:55Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:10:59Well, who gives a shit? She can't walk.
01:11:04That's just pure evil.
01:11:09Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:11:12She's in a wheelchair. Who cares?
01:11:15It's the last pair.
01:11:16I get paid commission.
01:11:23I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:11:26See?
01:11:28This is your whole problem.
01:11:30This is why you'll always be broke.
01:11:35I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:11:37I'm not selling her joke.
01:11:40She has to deal with people like this?
01:11:43People who insult her all day?
01:11:46I'm your manager.
01:11:51Sell the old bitty the shoes, or you're fired.
01:12:00Did I stutter?
01:12:06You don't have to fire me.
01:12:09I quit.
01:12:16I don't work here anymore.
01:12:19Listen, don't buy the shoes.
01:12:22They're broken.
01:12:23Spend your hard-earned money elsewhere, okay?
01:12:24You're a good person, after all.
01:12:28Looks like I misjudged you.
01:12:31I'm sorry?
01:12:33Why are you still here, Eva?
01:12:36Get out!
01:12:42You're not disabled?
01:12:44Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:12:49Absolutely shameful.
01:12:50Who are you?
01:12:51I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group, and the owner of this store.
01:12:58You're Eleanor Harrison, mother of the CEO?
01:13:02I am.
01:13:04And you, my dear, are fired.
01:13:07What did I do?
01:13:11You are a good person.
01:13:14From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:13:20Are you serious?
01:13:24That's right.
01:13:26Don't be nervous, child.
01:13:28You are professional, responsible, far better than that two-bit manager.
01:13:37You.
01:13:38Out.
01:13:39I'll leave.
01:13:43I'm leaving.
01:13:46I...
01:13:47I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:13:50No.
01:13:51Don't worry.
01:13:52You're getting a promotion.
01:13:54You deserve it, my dear.
01:13:59First assignment?
01:14:00I want that row, and that row, and the entire display case.
01:14:07Pack it all up and bring it to my house, hmm?
01:14:11Okay.
01:14:11Yeah.
01:14:14Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:14:17I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:14:26She's the mother of a CEO.
01:14:28Of course she lives like this.
01:14:40Mrs. Harrison?
01:14:41I'm here with your delivery.
01:14:46Max?
01:14:47Eva?
01:14:49What are you doing here?
01:14:51I, uh...
01:14:52There you are, Eva!
01:14:55Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:14:58My new daughter-in-law.
01:15:01What are you...
01:15:05That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:15:10Stop.
01:15:11Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:15:12Stop.
01:15:14And you?
01:15:15You lied to me at the store.
01:15:17Y...
01:15:18You were both just testing me?
01:15:20Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:15:22I'm sorry, Eva.
01:15:23I thought you might be using my son just after his money.
01:15:27But I was wrong.
01:15:29Eva, please.
01:15:29I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:15:32Not every working-class girl is after your money.
01:15:35How could you think that of me?
01:15:37It's not like that, dear.
01:15:39Eva, what are you talking about?
01:15:41Mom!
01:15:42What did you do?
01:15:44I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:15:46We're not together.
01:15:48And I can't love something that was never real.
01:15:54I made a horrible mistake.
01:15:58What are you waiting for, son?
01:15:59Go after her!
01:16:04Eva...
01:16:05Let me go!
01:16:06I swear, it's not what you think.
01:16:08Look, we come from two completely different worlds.
01:16:10Stop pretending like you care!
01:16:11I'm not pretending!
01:16:12Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:16:14And everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.
01:16:22Touch my wife again and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:16:26Max, you came.
01:16:27God, you are driving me fucking insane.
01:16:32I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father. Just say the word.
01:16:40See?
01:16:42Stop fighting.
01:16:46We belong together.
01:16:48We belong together.
01:16:49You're wrong.
01:16:50Wrong about what?
01:16:52That you care?
01:16:53Or we belong together?
01:16:55Look, I already told you.
01:16:57We're from two completely different worlds.
01:16:59Now, I held up my end of the deal and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:17:03I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin.
01:17:08Eva!
01:17:12Eva!
01:17:14I'm sorry, Maximus. Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:17:24Ow!
01:17:26Are you okay, Mommy?
01:17:29Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:17:31Come here.
01:17:39No, you're not fine. You're sad.
01:17:42Oh.
01:17:44I'm okay, sweetie.
01:17:47I miss Daddy, too.
01:17:52I want Max to be my real daddy.
01:17:57Don't you want to be with him?
01:18:00Lovebug.
01:18:02You're right.
01:18:04What am I doing? Running like a coward?
01:18:08I've always taught you to be brave.
01:18:10Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:18:14I believe in you. What are you gonna do, Mommy?
01:18:18I know exactly what to say to him.
01:18:22Maximus deserves to know.
01:18:24Maximus deserves to know. Piper is his daughter.
01:18:32Enough sulking.
01:18:34Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:18:37Don't you think I want to?
01:18:40She doesn't want me.
01:18:42I didn't raise you to give up.
01:18:43Your daughter is still out there.
01:18:45You can't abandon her.
01:18:47Mom, you don't get it.
01:18:48I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:18:51And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:18:55What are you talking about?
01:18:57I already ran a DNA test.
01:19:01Piper is your daughter.
01:19:03What?
01:19:03See for yourself.
01:19:11I was right.
01:19:12Seven years ago.
01:19:14New Years, that woman was Eva.
01:19:27Eva!
01:19:28Hey.
01:19:30Daddy!
01:19:32Daddy!
01:19:34Piper!
01:19:37I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:19:44You came back.
01:19:49I, uh...
01:19:51Don't forget to be brave, Mommy.
01:19:59I, uh...
01:20:01I was scared.
01:20:02But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:20:05Because what we have is real, and it's worth fighting for.
01:20:10Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:20:13I have something to tell you, too.
01:20:17Piper is your daughter.
01:20:19You knew.
01:20:21My sweet granddaughter.
01:20:23Grandma!
01:20:27Well, I just found out for sure a few minutes ago.
01:20:29But you've known this whole time?
01:20:31I was scared.
01:20:33Okay?
01:20:33I didn't know if you were gonna take her from me.
01:20:35I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:20:38How could you not know how I felt?
01:20:51I love you, Eva.
01:20:55I love you, too.
01:20:57I love you, too.
01:20:58For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:21:02As long as we're together,
01:21:04it doesn't matter where we are.
01:21:15Will you marry me, Eva?
01:21:18For real this time?
01:21:19Yeah, yes.
01:21:21Yes, of course, I'll marry you.
01:21:23I love you.
01:21:27Yes!
01:21:28Hi!
01:21:36Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas,
01:21:38and the Christmas after that,
01:21:39and forever.
01:21:42I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:21:49Who's that?
01:21:52Eva!
01:21:54Take me back!
01:21:57I'm sorry!
01:21:58I struck your tire!
01:22:02Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:22:05Again.
01:22:08No?
01:22:09Not funny?
01:22:10I like it actually.
01:22:10Yeah.
01:22:11Yeah.
01:22:11I love you, honey.
01:22:11Yeah.
01:22:12Take me back now.
01:22:12Bye!
01:22:12Bye!
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