00:00Camera now recording.
00:07Thank you, Dad.
00:11Dad!
00:15Hello?
00:16I'm on the doorbell, not your phone.
00:21What do you mean, you're on the doorbell?
00:24Hi, you are currently being recorded.
00:27Your house is a camera.
00:32At any given time, tens of millions of homes are recording your every move.
00:43And if you're watching at just the right moment...
00:55I'm so sorry.
00:56You'll catch your neighbors when they thought no one was looking.
01:03I have never in my life heard Matt shriek like that.
01:06It was crazy.
01:07Come join.
01:14The Neighborhood Watch.
01:16You are currently being recorded.
01:32A couple is surprised to find their umbrella upside down.
01:37I don't know how that happened.
01:38The chair was knocked over, too.
01:40Do you think it happened...
01:41It didn't happen in the storm last night, didn't it?
01:43Yeah.
01:44Isn't that odd?
01:45Isn't that odd?
01:45Geez, did we get that big of a gust today?
01:47Did we get that big of a gust today?
02:03Something just snuck into this house through an open patio door.
02:07The Neighborhood Watch.
02:08Oh my God!
02:09Oh my God!
02:13Help!
02:15Help!
02:18Help!
02:18Help!
02:19Help!
02:23Help!
02:29What the hell?
02:30Are you okay?
02:32Yeah.
02:33I couldn't get the color in their heart.
02:38Oh, Big Booty Queen.
02:39This kid has just written a new rap song.
02:43Ready?
02:44I'm a king with a Big Booty Queen.
02:47We went to Booga King, got a big black powder heavier than my Big Booty Queen.
02:50Dang, that's crazy.
02:51And then I said, why do you look like a popper for not 200 days?
02:55Get out of my gap to the guy who worked at Booga King.
02:58And then he said, my Big Booty Queen is back.
03:03Then I threw him out of the window because we don't talk about that guy.
03:07Woo!
03:10Okay.
03:14A couple is about to get a surprise visit.
03:17Being up in western North Carolina, up in a national rainforest, essentially,
03:22we're surrounded by a ton of wildlife.
03:24It's a big appeal for the area, just being with nature and never knowing what you're going to experience.
03:30Right.
03:30Every time you walk out the door, you're something.
03:35I'm just sitting on the couch with my coffee and my two dogs.
03:42And all I hear is Matt scream like Homer Simpson.
03:46And I'm like, what in the world?
03:50Matt, stop.
03:51Matt, stop.
03:53I have never in my life heard Matt shriek like that.
03:56It was crazy.
03:57It was just so unexpected that it just, the initial reaction was just,
04:03is there really a bat inside with us?
04:07My brain was saying, get to the door.
04:09But in the process of that, the bat was still circling and diving.
04:13It swooped right at my head several times.
04:19Matt, I was like, oh, my door.
04:21I always stay cool in high pressure situations.
04:24It's my superpower.
04:27I just kept saying, Matt, open the door.
04:29And he wasn't.
04:30He was running around screaming.
04:31And so, yes, I was annoyed.
04:34Nobody else was reacting.
04:35So I felt like I had to make up for the dog's lack of reaction and Jenny's lack of reaction.
04:39Sometimes I call Matt the nuclear reactor.
04:43Matt, let it out.
04:50Open the front door.
04:51The more Matt moved, the more the bat would swoop at just him.
04:55Which made me very thankful because I was trying to contain both of the dogs.
04:59I just had to keep my cool while that bat chased Matt everywhere.
05:01But what I've since learned is that the best thing to do is actually back yourself up against
05:06the wall because vats really can't see.
05:08All right, it's on the ceiling.
05:13Once I got the door open, the bat had perched itself up on a beam on our ceiling.
05:18And that was it.
05:18It didn't fly after that.
05:21Where's Jason?
05:22What?
05:22Where's Jason?
05:23Jason is one of the wildlife experts, kind of who you call if you have squirrels in your
05:29attic or a bear in your call space.
05:32How the f*** do you get in here?
05:34I don't f*** know.
05:37We already had call because we knew we still had a few bats outside.
05:41We were doing some work in our chimneys and they were coming down our chimney into our
05:45screen porch.
05:46But it never occurred to me in a million years that there was one inside.
05:50I pointed out where the bat was.
05:52We showed it to him and he did his job and safely removed the bat.
05:58It was a happy ending.
05:59I think if it were to happen again, maybe a little less shrieking.
06:03That's what made you the funny.
06:04Right.
06:08Right.
06:20Well?
06:42Oh my God.
07:02A furniture move becomes family legend.
07:05I have to wait, Max.
07:07I thought, oh, I can balance this.
07:09Let's go.
07:21This delivery guy is looking for a shortcut.
08:13This delivery guy is looking for a shortcut.
08:17This man is preparing for a mulch delivery.
08:46At this home, a family is trying to move a desk.
08:50Now, Matt, when you start to pull it out, you're going to have to be pretty strong.
08:55I was going to grad school and I decided that I would want a desk in order to become a
09:00real scholar.
09:01And I was going to use the desk to do scholarly stuff.
09:04And rather than spend money on like a new desk, I decided that I would like to have the very
09:10fancy, very heavy old oak desk
09:13that my parents had up in the upstairs of our house.
09:16In other words, you were cheap.
09:19Yeah, that's a good way of putting it.
09:21You don't want to break the gutter, so you just want to have the gutter as like an handling point.
09:26There's only one room upstairs and it's a spiral staircase to get up.
09:29So anything that gets up there has to come over the balcony.
09:32So we decided, I had decided, that we were just going to pick it up and lift it and set
09:38it down
09:38without realizing that it's about a 200 pound desk.
09:41It was not 200 pounds.
09:43There's some discrepancy about the weight.
09:47Nah, bring it down.
09:48Slowly.
09:50Max, you go on the back end.
09:51The plan was simple.
09:54Me and my mother were going to lower it down to my brother, at which point I would run downstairs
09:59to help Sam.
10:01I thought that I would be strong enough to lift 700 pounds over my head.
10:05It's getting heavier and heavier.
10:07Now I want you to gently bring it down and I will let you know when I have it.
10:12When I heard about it, my first question was, don't you want to wait until your dad comes home?
10:16And they both were like, oh, no, we got this, we can do it.
10:19And I thought, oh, well then, okay.
10:21Let me see how that turned out.
10:25Keep on coming.
10:26Give it an angle.
10:27Give it an angle, Max.
10:28I can have, I have the weight, Max.
10:30Sam's yelling at us to give it an angle.
10:32And to this day, our family still doesn't quite know what he meant by that.
10:36So now, whenever someone says or does something completely imbecilic, we say, oh, give it an angle.
10:42Give it an angle.
10:43You got it?
10:43Yes, no.
10:45Max, go.
10:46Max, go.
10:46Oh, my God, have I dropped this?
10:47Mom, you, you're fine.
10:49Let go.
10:49You're not doing anything.
10:50God bless our mother.
10:52She did everything to try to help.
10:53It was a high pressure situation and I was 22 years old.
10:56It was very low pressure.
10:57It was moving a desk.
10:59You try having 1,000 pounds over your head.
11:02As Sam likes to make it sound like Abraham Lincoln said in the Gettysburg Address on this desk.
11:08It's particle board.
11:10MDF, whatever you want to call it.
11:11What do I do?
11:12Nothing.
11:13Just let go.
11:14When that desk hit me in the head, I immediately thought, oh, I can balance this.
11:20And I take those wobbly steps and then my next thought is, I don't have this.
11:25This is just not going to end well.
11:33It hurt my pride more than anything else.
11:36It's still together.
11:37Just one leg came up.
11:38I wasn't super concerned that he was concussed.
11:42I wasn't, in fact, that didn't even occur to me that he could be.
11:45We do think he's still brain damaged.
11:47I think that happened long before this incident.
11:49This can be repaired.
11:50Did you drop it?
11:51We did.
11:52I worked in a high school and I was sitting in a study hall and my phone went ding.
11:58What the hell was that coming from?
12:00From the window.
12:01Did you drop and break the desk?
12:03I didn't even know we had a ring doorbell.
12:05So I had absolutely no idea this was going to be permanently recorded.
12:09Well, I just wish I had a shirt on during the video.
12:20I did end up taking it to graduate school.
12:23The irony is it only served as basically a shelf.
12:27It was, yeah, it was basically a shelf or a giant paperweight.
12:29I didn't use it at all.
12:30So we didn't have to worry about it again.
12:32Just got to give it an angle next time then.
12:38This dad is enjoying the VR set he got for Christmas.
12:53This kid is also playing with virtual reality.
13:08This little boy's Halloween is about to take an unexpected turn.
13:12I didn't think this through, like, uh-oh.
13:15They may not appreciate my humor.
13:27The bad stuff is new, but the pipes are old.
13:37Okay, unhappy.
13:37In this house, a window has been left open while no one is home.
13:56The Sand Fear Report
14:00at work.
14:17Oh
14:19my God.
14:22Oh my God.
14:33I love Halloween since I was a kid trick-or-treaters coming through doors like one of my favorite
14:39things I love it and I try to make it really fun for them there she is I do love
14:45wearing
14:45an inflatable costume this way I have dressed up as a dinosaur caught by the branches out
14:54walking my dog in the middle of the day or just random things like that
15:01my silly side really comes out during Halloween you're killing me where's your face I wanted to
15:09surprise you we moved in 2022 and so we were actually fairly new to the neighborhood being
15:14this was our first year in the house I was really looking forward to Halloween that year
15:20I had to get a costume for my sister's Halloween party and when I saw the chicken I just thought
15:25it was hilarious to me so I got it I just remember pacing the house because you can't sit down
15:31in it
15:32for it to stay fully inflated you you have to keep it on and you know talking to my husband
15:37I'm like what if nobody comes and um that's when I heard the little knock
15:53I was so excited to greet my first trick-or-treater and he absolutely has a meltdown
16:01I didn't think this through like uh-oh like I'm new to the neighborhood nobody knows me they may
16:07not they may not appreciate my humor I couldn't get out of the thing fast enough I'm trying to take
16:17the costume off to let him know that it's safe you know I'm not a real chicken
16:24he wouldn't even take candy from me like I was trying to give him candy he didn't want any
16:28he wanted nothing to do with me
16:40he cried the whole way down the driveway and I just felt terrible so that's when I got the nickname
16:45chicken lady that has carried with me I have had neighbors remind me that that they still think
16:51of me as a chicken lady and I actually worried about the little boy for the whole year it never
16:56left my mind I didn't have closure on it until the next Halloween when they came back
17:01dogs are losing it oh that is okay the rocks are not briefed do you remember when you answered the
17:07door last year in the chicken costume was it you do you remember the chicken are you the pizza yeah
17:18I was
17:19the chicken that was what I was waiting for and so we had that reunion there and it was really
17:24cool
17:24and that's when I actually got to show them the video they thought it was hilarious
17:34I'm still gonna dress up I still think it's hilarious and still have a lot of fun with it
17:38but um I did not ever answer the door in an inflatable ever again I probably won't
17:46uh this was a one and done
17:52this dad is trying to get rid of a wasp's nest
17:55I can absolutely hear with this football do it do it you're ready to run because they're gonna come
18:00do it
18:11what's that
18:18are you okay
18:20yeah I'm okay
18:34holy hell
18:49a woman hanging curtains is about to make a big mistake
19:04shh
19:06shh
19:08shh
19:09shh
19:09shh
19:09shh
19:09shh
19:10shh
19:23Are you kidding?
19:46This man's garage door seems to be stuck.
20:03A woman without a step stool uses a paint bucket instead.
20:07A woman without a step stool uses a paint bucket instead.
20:26Goddammit!
20:43A woman is traveling home for Christmas with gifts for her family.
20:47That was great!
20:48Thank you very much.
20:51Thank you very much.
21:02Thank you very much.
21:03Thank you very much.
21:11Thank you very much.
21:14Thank you very much.
21:16Thank you very much.
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