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00:12I've been living below Brady Wilder for two months now. To any other girl, being so close to the most
00:17popular hockey star at Lockwood Prep would be a dream. But for me, it's been nothing short of a nightmare.
00:25Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot. No. No, no, no, no, no. This was out on the yearbook. That's it. Buckhead,
00:43shut up.
01:01Brady Wilder? What is my nemesis doing here?
01:06Sorry to barge in, but I got a dare to win.
01:10Damn, Brady. You already got her pants off? Man, you are fast.
01:15What are you talking about?
01:18What are you doing, Buckhead?
01:20Could you just trust me for a second, Harper Annie?
01:22It's Harper Annie.
01:25Hey, Brady, where are you going? The dare was to make out with nerdy Harper in front of us.
01:32This will be better. I promise.
01:41You better start explaining.
01:42Oh, I thought you knew everything.
01:44What about science? What about you and your degenerate friends? Now talk.
01:48Didn't you just yell me to shut up? I think the whole dorm heard that.
01:51If you don't start talking.
01:55Ow! Did you just bite me?
01:57Did you seriously just ask for my underwear?
01:59Have you taken too many pucks to the head, hockey star?
02:02Listen, we were playing truth or dare, and when you interrupted, they dared me to make out with you.
02:08In front of everybody, but we don't actually have to do that. If you just give me your underwear, people
02:15will think we did. So, you're welcome.
02:17Ha! In your dreams, puckhead.
02:24I mean, I'm looking at them now, and there's nothing special. Listen, I don't want to touch you, and I
02:30know for a fact you don't want to touch me, either. But, I mean, you're expecting something out there if
02:36you want to be left alone. Or, you know, we could just stay in this bathroom together all night. It's
02:42your choice. I'll have my fun either way.
02:49In the dormitory bathroom, out back, a wild nerd, how about honey, keeps her most secret possessions in her drawer,
02:56and...
02:57Don't go through my stuff!
02:58What will we find?
03:07Fine, puckhead. Just stop. I'll do it. But you owe me. You wish!
03:28Yeah, let's do it. What do I owe you? A kiss? Would it be your first?
03:37Hilarious. But all I want is for you to keep it down when you party upstairs. And just leave me
03:42alone. For good.
03:46Deal. Oh, one last thing.
04:02God, why are you staring at your nemesis Harper? Look away!
04:08Oh, you like the view? I just thought this would help sell the story, don't you? So long, honey.
04:18It's honey!
04:22Thank God that's the last time I will ever have to speak to you, Brady Wilder.
04:29It may be senior year, but colleges work at everything.
04:33And frankly, all of you should be very concerned.
04:38That is, except for...
04:41...student that got an A...
04:45...or for honey.
04:48Nerd.
05:04...we need to talk.
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05:17water we need to talk
05:22you're in big trouble son
05:25you may be the best damn hockey player
05:27the sporting school has ever seen but you would not be the laziest
05:30lazy coach are you serious i've been busting my ass on the ice
05:34i'm talking about your studies son
05:38if you don't get at least a beat on your chemistry final
05:42you're gonna lose your spot on the team trust me it'll hurt me more than it
05:47hurt you
05:50let us accept for the one student that got an a
05:59don't worry i've got a plan this team comes for you sir
06:08okay what are you doing i'm sorry but this is the only way i know how to get you to
06:12talk
06:12to me this is my hostage until you hear me out
06:17i need you to
06:28tutor me in chemistry
06:34brady i need my camera back these pictures are for the yearbook
06:37look don't worry i got good photos of you and your game winning smile
06:41you like my smile
06:43as much as i like you talking to me
06:45i know i know we've never really gotten along
06:46but i was thinking let's call it a truce you know let's let's end the year as friends
06:53absolutely not
06:54honey please
06:55it's honey
06:58honey suits you sweetie
07:00i mean i also if i if i fail my final i get kicked off the team
07:04please please please please please please please
07:07as much as i like watching you beg
07:09still no
07:12harper
07:13is this the first time anyone has ever told you no look i've always been
07:16my own ally brady and i'm the only senior on scholarship
07:20if my grade slips what is my financial aid
07:26i'm i'm sorry i i didn't know
07:29but you're my only hope
07:32can't you ask one of your girly fans
07:34puck bunnies
07:35right
07:37can't you just ask one of them to tutor you
07:44you're the only one who got an a
07:49okay your first chemistry sample question
07:53what is the periodic symbol for bispo
07:58it's bye
07:59as in
08:01bye bye
08:10brady wilder thinks he can flirt his way out of everything doesn't he
08:13well good thing he's not my crush
08:15good thing i like
08:22jack
08:23jack
08:23who had sin
08:25sorry
08:26do i know you
08:28oh i uh
08:29no
08:30i mean
08:31i'm harper
08:39i uh i work yearbook
08:41i took pictures at the concert you put on last semester
08:43at the charity gala
08:45cool
08:46yeah and galas are important
08:49definitely
08:51i was saying definitely and i just tried to sing totally witchy
08:54i mean
08:56god she's giving me a second in embarrassment
08:59yeah yeah hey
09:01see you around hannah
09:03it's hard
09:05you might be good at school
09:07but you get a big fat ass at being cool because that
09:10is truly pathetic
09:11leave me alone at britney
09:16leave me alone at britney
09:18oh what's the pathetic loser virgin gonna do cry
09:21oh
09:24how's it feel
09:25being the poorest kid at lockwood prep
09:28i mean you're lucky that we wear uniforms and the only way to show how truly poor you are
09:32is that fugly backpack
09:34it's not what are you doing my own studies hand me down
09:37i have always wondered what pathetic loser virgins carry around in their bags
09:43what do we have here
09:44oh
09:45no
09:46that's my chemistry homework i was working out all night i do tomorrow
09:49it's not like you had anything better to do
09:52sorry that my daddy didn't donate a building so i can get into school here sorry that i don't party
09:56all night because i want to get into a good college and i don't hook up with jock
09:59oh yeah well you couldn't hook up with a jock even if you wanted to
10:02no one will touch you
10:03hand me down
10:05well seeing as you've been with the whole school i wouldn't want to anyways and oh just a thought
10:09study if you don't want to fail
10:12oh and here's another balance and you won't get wet
10:34oh did you want your stuff back okay swim for it bitch
10:46oh did you want this tail
10:48did you want it okay go grab it please
10:53leave her alone
11:04take it on
11:07take it on
11:15you good
11:17just peachy
11:20you guys think it's funny to gang up on someone so defenseless
11:22oh come on brady we were just having some fun with our girl
11:26you're so cute when you're mad
11:28us jocks have to stick together
11:29delete those pictures britney
11:30oh what what is she gonna do to us she won't do anything i on the other hand
11:40my phone
11:41oh my god
11:43oh my god
11:53my makeup
11:56help me girl i got you
12:02you are so dead
12:05it's better than being still so stuck in the fountain
12:21you don't have to do this
12:22these guys are looking at you like a piece of me
12:26well i wouldn't have to wear this pink bra if someone didn't still have my white one
12:29all right let's go
12:30i mean you help me that at least now
12:52god you are so bad at this
13:00what's up hudson
13:02oh
13:04hey walter
13:06hi hannah
13:08harper
13:08right
13:09harper
13:10oh my god
13:11he's never said my name before
13:13it's like he really sees me
13:16what are you doing
13:17you're running my chances with him
13:20i'm the only reason your artsy little crush even noticed you
13:35just hear me out
13:38look i'm grateful that you saved me just now but we're not friends
13:42whoa
13:43honey listen i'm not saying we should be friends i'm
13:45simply proposing it
13:47i already told you i'm not gonna tutor you
13:52you know for someone so smart you really are a terrible listener
13:57do you know what quid pro quo means or do you need a latin lesson in science school
14:01i scratch your back you scratch mine except there's nothing that you can offer me
14:10i think there's something you want
14:18how about
14:20jack hudson
14:29what about jack hudson
14:31i mean you like him don't you
14:32don't try to deny it i mean i saw that pathetic excuse for flirting
14:36and that little wave
14:37you're such a jerk
14:38a popular jerk
14:40one who can boost your social status so another popular guy like jack
14:44will actually acknowledge you
14:47i mean i don't know why you want to date that scrawny art freak but
14:50i mean
14:51i'll help you land him
14:53but if i did
14:55i wouldn't even know what to do with him
14:57okay how about this
14:59you tutor me in chemistry so i get at least a b
15:02and pass the final and stay on the team
15:04and in return
15:05i'll fake date you to make jack jealous
15:10let's just say your plan works
15:11then i'll teach you how to hook up
15:15what
15:15you know i'm like
15:17kiss and
15:19other stuff
15:21you're crazy this is crazy oh my god i can't even believe i even considered this
15:25i'm going
15:32i can see you need more convincing
15:35so how about a preview of your first lesson
15:56wow
15:57do i
15:59like him
16:01no harper
16:03he's your nemesis remember
16:06that kiss was
16:08wow
16:10this is harper hon
16:13not bad tutor girl
16:15that was pretty convincing
16:18that was
16:19nothing for me
16:25if paul says otherwise
16:27i hate to admit it but he's right
16:30if i really want jack's attention
16:31i need his help
16:34look honey
16:35i know it seems like i don't care about anything but i actually do care about my grades
16:40i mean
16:41enough to stay on the hockey team
16:44but
16:44i know my mom would be rolling in her grave if she knew i was about to fuck up my
16:48only dream
16:50i always
16:52always wanted her to
16:53be proud of me
16:59well if you insist on not needing help with your crush i will uh
17:02wait
17:06wait
17:11fine
17:13let's do it
17:16we tutor each other
17:17i get you at least a bee and kem and
17:20you get me a date with jack to the prom
17:22and it has to be the prom
17:24nothing
17:25deal
17:29deal
17:32all right
17:33meet me after dinner at my dorm
17:34oh and
17:37where's something sexy honey
17:40it's honey
17:46what did i just get myself into
17:53you
17:53what are you doing in my bed
17:57seriously brady
17:58if the dorm moms catch you in my bed after hours
18:00we're both screwed
18:02chillax honey
18:03the dorm moms love me
18:04never get in trouble
18:06they think i'm adorable
18:13i thought you wanted me to meet you at your dorm
18:14i did
18:16but then i figured you might show up looking like
18:20that
18:24look
18:24i'm taking you to your first high school party
18:26if you want to sell the idea of us being a thing
18:28just
18:30for jack to notice me
18:32yeah yeah
18:33for jack
18:34but you gotta look like a girl i did
18:36but i can't go full blonde in an hour
18:38i mean the bleach wouldn't have enough time to rot my brain either
18:41haha very funny
18:43look let's just focus on me tutoring you
18:46mr d plus
18:47deal
18:48i'll be the best student ever
18:50but
18:51in exchange for my compliance
18:54i get to teach you where to the party tonight
18:57fine
18:59open your book to chapter six
19:01forgot mine
19:03can we share yours
19:05am i supposed to share the bed with my nemesis now
19:10come on
19:11that don't bite
19:13well
19:14until lesson three at least
19:16chill harper
19:17it's just a bed
19:18you're just sitting
19:19you're just tutoring him
19:21oh
19:22and before we start
19:24i need you to sign this
19:28tutor agreement between harper h and brady w
19:33is this a contract
19:37this is a contract
19:44harper h will tutor brady w in chemistry until he gets a b so he can remain on the hockey
19:50team
19:55brady w will tutor harper h in seduction until she becomes proficient so jack hudson asks her to prom
20:06see both parties should keep this agreement strictly confidential
20:12are you serious
20:13obviously
20:14any amendments to red lines
20:16only one
20:17the parties will go back to being strangers after the purposes are fulfilled
20:21no real emotions are permitted
20:26i don't think you'll be able to stop yourself in falling for the other
20:42but remember brady wilder doesn't do girlfriends
20:48brady wilder doesn't do girlfriends
20:51okay
20:53chem time
20:55let's start with bonding theory
20:57oh like what we're doing right now
20:58fuckhead
20:59do you want to get kicked off the hockey team or not
21:01right
21:02sure
21:03okay
21:06a chemical bond is an attraction of two or more atoms that form
21:19stop staring at him harper
21:22a chemical
21:24great
21:25and do you think the atoms share protons or electrons here
21:44that's right good job
22:09Okay, um, next section.
22:22What's next?
22:24That's it.
22:25We finished a chapter.
22:27Seriously?
22:28I totally get it now.
22:30It's just easier to understand when you explain it.
22:33You're a great tutor, honey.
22:35Let's just hope you are too.
22:36Let's go.
22:38Whoa, not yet.
22:40Our deal, remember?
22:50Do you have anything in here that doesn't make you look like a nerd?
22:53Or a boy?
22:59No way.
23:00That's my dance recital costume from freshman year.
23:02Perfect.
23:04I could never pull that off.
23:05It's too tiny.
23:06Which makes it perfect.
23:08Lesson one, gotta look the part.
23:11Lesson two, confidence.
23:15Now put this on.
23:19Turn around.
23:20Oh.
23:21Sorry.
23:28I can't adjust the strap.
23:30Let me help.
23:30No!
23:39Stop looking at me like that.
23:41I know I look stupid.
23:43No.
23:44You look...
23:46hot.
23:48I mean...
23:50Jack will make you look hot.
23:55Let's get that strap.
24:22Uh, thanks.
24:24No problem.
24:25You kinda put me down now.
24:27Right.
24:29Oh, one more thing.
24:33My mom gave me this my first ever hockey game when I was a kid.
24:37We, uh, got into a crash on the way home.
24:42You shouldn't make it.
24:44It's not worth much.
24:45It's not worth much.
24:46But it means everything to me.
24:48I think you should wear it.
24:49I think it'd really sell the whole us being...
24:53Us.
24:58I'll keep it safe, Brady.
25:21I'll keep it safe, Brady.
25:24What if I say, you know?
25:25They're gonna be nice...
25:25The others have made that way.
25:26Let go.
25:31You exactly have to shark.
25:38Do they eat it?
25:45They're gonna burn, you know?
25:51Um, a bad one...
25:52Yes.
25:52histó precipice.
25:53Listen, I'll stay sober so you can let loose and have fun.
25:56Deal?
26:12Don't work with Jax here.
26:16He's totally checking you out.
26:18Why does this bother me so much?
26:20I mean, that's why we're here, isn't it?
26:33What are you doing, Brady?
26:35I thought you said Jack was looking at me.
26:40Cool.
26:42Lesson three.
26:44Guys like a challenge.
26:46Player to get.
26:47Tonight, you're mine.
26:50Right.
26:51Just for the sake of our deal.
26:54I'll be, honey.
26:56No.
26:57Act like you like me.
27:04What the actual fuck is Brady Wyler doing with that loser?
27:08What do you mean?
27:09That girl's hot.
27:10That girl is Harper Honey.
27:13Ew.
27:14What?
27:15If that pathetic, nerdy freak thinks that she can steal my man.
27:19But you and Brady aren't even dating.
27:22Yes, Kayla.
27:23But I'm the cheer captain and he's the hockey captain.
27:25It's like high school law that we end up together.
27:30And I'm gonna make sure she understands that.
27:34And stays the fuck away from my man.
27:44Why did I lash out at Brady like that when he acted all couple-y with me?
27:47Isn't that the point of this?
27:50God, but sometimes when he touches me, it makes me feel-
27:56I'm gonna lose.
27:57Sorry.
27:59I didn't realize I wasn't here.
28:01I am so drunk.
28:05I could use, like, an Advil.
28:07Two out of five.
28:14I'll just get out of here and give me some prayer.
28:17No.
28:17No.
28:18Um.
28:19Could you stay, please?
28:21I'm-I'm just so drunk.
28:23I mean-
28:24Oh.
28:25And I need you to hold back my hair.
28:28She's a mean girl.
28:29But leaving a drunk girl alone would be awful.
28:32Just-
28:33Give me one second.
28:34I'll go grab your friends for you, okay?
28:36No need-
28:38Let me on board, please.
28:43Looks like my friends are already here.
28:50Can I leave?
28:52Can I leave?
28:54Can I take lunch...
29:20have to sacrifice to splurge or choose between life and a living now that's rich
29:31she's been gone for a while should i check on her no no great stop being so clingy wilder
29:39i'm gonna need that muscle to help dragging the cake of the frosting swipe you in
29:43oh my gosh brittany please i was just trying to help you oh harper you really think i wanted help
29:51from you if you seriously think anyone here including brady wilder likes you she's more
29:57delusional than you thought why are you so mean brittany you know people only like you because
30:03you buy them with daddy's credit card i don't buy my plans but even if i needed to at least
30:07i could
30:08your shitty scholarship couldn't even buy you a decent dress you pretend to be all sweet around
30:13brady you're so fake brittany from your dyed hair to your doctored nose oh sweetie i know you're not
30:21used to beauty but i am 100% natural and real and at least i have a cute nose unlike
30:25you with your
30:26snout brady doesn't seem to mind you want to be a slut for reading bye let's just make sure everybody
30:34can see everything for please please please please please please you really think brady would like
30:58your body you're built like a prepubescent boy she's right i don't want brady to see me like this but
31:07i need him to save me i think he'd like you better after a little makeover right ladies let's wrap
31:15some
31:24hi everyone little hand-me-down harper wanted a makeover what do you say we help her out
31:34first let's start with a new hairdo no please don't cut my hair fine fine i'll just shave it
31:50brady help brady doesn't care enough to save you now
32:07wait is that brady's lucky pin give it to me you probably stole it from him anyway
32:15it's not worth much but it means everything to me
32:18i promised brady that his late mother's pin would be safe with me and i intend to keep that promise
32:28give it to me right now or i will shave your entire head
32:31we're gonna have to shave my head because you're not getting the skin
32:41what the fuck are you doing
32:45what the fuck are you doing brady harper here is wasted and she tried to give herself a little
32:52makeover to impress you isn't that just like adorably pathetic no the only thing pathetic is
32:56you actually think i date you oh brady you need someone on your level someone hot you're right i do
33:08of course brady sees me in my underwear and thinks i'm ugly i wouldn't hate her that's exactly why
33:15that's why i'm with her not you brady she stole your pin i was just trying to give it back
33:22to you
33:22look at her she's a mess
33:28you know let's take one to know one
33:36oh my god my hair it's covered in alcohol this is disgusting you know if it's so gross like this
33:44you could always shave it off wow all natural huh you said your eyelashes look real
33:50i thought you were a hundred percent natural huh you will pay for this you all will
34:08let's get you something to wear come on
34:21are you okay brittany would have never targeted me like that if we weren't pretending to be
34:25together yeah i know but as soon as i heard you scream i was in there for a while before
34:30you
34:30realized you swore you wouldn't drink brady i didn't then why did you walk in holding a drink
34:35harper that was for you you really think i drink vodka cranberries i just wanted you to have a good
34:40time oh look it's all my fault we should have never done this i shouldn't have agreed
34:49here
34:52get to see for you
34:56i should have known that in order to get jack to like me i have to deal with your pug
35:00bunnies
35:00making my life a living hell wasn't it already at least people know you now god you are so full
35:06of yourself i know you only saved me because of our deal because you needed a better chem grade
35:18wow harper do i actually think harper honey is gorgeous
35:29wow
35:32shit just do i look that bad no no
35:36harper you look
35:40look brady thank you for saving me but you don't have to pretend you care there's no one
35:45watching no harper i do care i saved you because i yeah right there is no way brady wilder is
35:53actually hooking up with harper in there yeah she must be blackmailing or something what's the best
35:57if they find out we're fake dating it's a social suit i will just be a nerd brady i'd be
36:01a desperate
36:01pathetic liar what do we do what the hell do you think you're doing pocket you trust me
36:38what's up guys you mean harper yet
36:41um a little privacy please
36:53holy shit a little privacy please you crushed that what about sup guys need to sell it puck head
37:10so you having fun at your first party i am actually feels like a rite of passage typical high
37:17school experience and you're not that bad of a date wilder you're a pretty fun day yourself honey
37:26why does this date suddenly feel so real
37:30and why do i like it fake dating you for chemistry tutoring definitely feels like a natural experience
37:37but i wouldn't want to do it with anyone but you
37:41plus i get to pretend that i have a girlfriend which is something i would never do
37:48same again just the same
37:51i knew it i knew brady would never actually date that loser and soon the whole school will know it
37:59too
38:03all right well i'll walk you back to our dorm i just gotta say goodbye to the team first so
38:07sure sounds
38:38good
38:39So, here with Brady Wilder, huh? Didn't peg you for a putt bunny.
38:47Oh my god, he actually believes someone like Brady could like me?
38:51Because I'm not. Yeah, Brady brought me here, but it's casual, you know?
38:57Keeping my options open, and I'm not usually into jocks.
39:02That's cool, Harper. Very cool.
39:09So, if he's not your boyfriend or anything, I'd love to hang out sometime.
39:14Maybe grab some coffee?
39:17This is everything I've ever wanted. Jack Hudson is finally asking me out.
39:22But why don't I want to say yes?
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39:53I usually fly through ONT, but I'm embarrassed to say I tried XX instead on my last trip.
39:59Big mistake. It was the longest travel date of my life.
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40:06Because when it comes to your airport, faster is always better.
40:09There's just no substitute for an easy and stress-free airport experience.
40:16Alright, I think we got it.
40:18Perfect.
40:21Are you still filming?
40:39You're such a moron, Harper.
40:41Brady would never actually like someone like you.
40:43And, and you don't like him. Right?
40:48So, is that a no?
40:50What? No. Yes. I mean, no, it's not a no.
40:54It's a yes.
40:56I'd love to go on a date with you, Jack.
40:59Cool.
41:31What the fuck are you wearing, honey?
41:33Oh, this?
41:34It's the only thing big enough to cover up this gigantic hickey you gave me at the party.
41:38I had to sell it.
41:40Well, now it looks like I'm selling it.
41:42As in sex.
41:44I look like a slut.
41:48I look like a slut.
41:50You're welcome, buddy.
41:52Buddy!
41:53Excuse me?
41:54Harper Honey walking around campus with a mysterious hickey?
41:58Sounds like I'm doing my end of the bargain.
42:01Get the scarf off.
42:08Fake date you make Jack jealous.
42:11I'm doing.
42:13God, Brady, you're being crazy.
42:15Harper's allowed to date whoever she wants.
42:18She's just her tutor, remember?
42:21Dry, itchy, burning.
42:23My dry eye over and over.
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43:07My money's on our boy Jack.
43:08Oh, yeah.
43:10Okay.
43:10He's definitely gonna win.
43:11Have me done.
43:13That offers a V car.
43:24What the fuck are you wearing, honey?
43:26Oh, this?
43:27It's the only thing big enough to cover up this gigantic hickey you gave me at the party.
43:32I had to sell it.
43:33Well, now it looks like I'm selling it.
43:37As in-
43:38I mean, that's why we're here, isn't it?
43:44In-
43:44Eurovie!
43:50What are you doing, Brady?
43:52I thought you said Jack was looking at me?
43:54...
43:58Cool.
44:00Lesson three.
44:02Guys look at challenge.
44:03What else you get?
44:05Tonight, you're mine.
44:08Right.
44:09Just for the sake of our deal.
44:11I'll be, honey.
44:13No, act like you like me.
44:21What the actual fuck is Brady Wilder doing with that loser?
44:25What do you mean? That girl's hot.
44:28That girl is Harper Honey.
44:31Ew.
44:32What?
44:32If that pathetic, nerdy freak thinks that she can steal my man...
44:37But you and Brady aren't even dating.
44:39Yes, Kayla.
44:40But I'm the cheer captain and he's the hockey captain.
44:43It's like high school law that we end up together.
44:48And I'm gonna make sure she understands that.
44:51And stays the fuck away from my man.
45:01Why did I lash out at Brady like that when he acted all couple-y with me?
45:05Isn't that the point of this?
45:06He's... God, but...
45:09Sometimes when he touches me...
45:12It makes me feel...
45:13Whoops!
45:14Sorry.
45:16I didn't realize I wasn't here.
45:19I am so drunk.
45:22I could use like an Advil.
45:25Two or five.
45:32I'll just get out of here and give me some prayers.
45:34No!
45:35No!
45:36Um...
45:36Could you stay please?
45:38I'm just so drunk.
45:41I mean...
45:42I need you to hold back my hair.
45:45She's a mean girl.
45:47But leaving a drunk girl alone would be awful.
45:50Just...
45:51Give me one second.
45:52I'll go grab your friends for you, okay?
45:54No need!
45:56No need!
46:01Looks like my friends are already here.
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48:03You're in big trouble so...
48:05You just trust me?
48:07You just trust me.
48:15How about...
48:16How about...
48:22Jack Hudson.
48:31What about Jack Hudson?
48:33I mean, you like him, don't you?
48:34Don't try to deny it.
48:35I mean, I saw that pathetic excuse for flirting.
48:38And that little wave.
48:39You're such a jerk!
48:44Serious?
48:45Obviously.
48:45Any amendments or red lines?
48:47Only one.
48:49The parties will go back to being strangers after the purposes are fulfilled.
48:54Number five.
49:01I'll just get out of here and give me some perks.
49:04No, no.
49:05Could you stay, please?
49:08I'm just so drunk.
49:10I mean...
49:12And I need you to hold back my hair.
49:15She's a mean girl.
49:16But leaving a drunk girl alone would be awful.
49:20Just give me one second.
49:21I'll go grab your friends for you, okay?
49:23No need.
49:25I'll be on hard work, can you?
49:30Looks like my friends are already here.
49:44She's been gone for a while.
49:46Should I check on her?
49:48No.
49:49No, great.
49:50Stop being so clingy.
49:51Wilder.
49:52I'm gonna need that muscle to help dragging the cake that lacrosse team swiped.
49:56You in?
49:56Gosh.
49:58Brittany, please.
49:59I was just trying to help you.
50:01Aw.
50:02Harper, you really think I wanted help from you?
50:04If you seriously think anyone here, including Brady Wilder, likes you...
50:09She's more delusional than you thought.
50:12Why are you so mean?
50:14Brittany, you know people only like you because you buy them with Daddy's credit card?
50:18I don't buy my friends, but even if I needed to, at least I could.
50:22Your shitty scholarship couldn't even buy you a decent dress.
50:25You pretend to be all sweet around Brady.
50:27You're so fake, Brittany.
50:29From your dyed hair to your doctored nose.
50:32Oh, sweetie.
50:33I know you're not used to beauty, but I am 100% natural and real.
50:37And at least I have a cute nose, unlike you with your snout.
50:41Brady doesn't seem to mind.
50:44You want to be a slut for Brady.
50:46Bye.
50:46Let's just make sure everybody can see everything for...
51:01Please stop.
51:06Please stop.
51:10You really think Brady would, like, your body...
51:13You're built like a prepubescent boy.
51:17She's right.
51:18I don't want Brady to see me like this, but I need him to save me.
51:22I think he'd like you better after a little makeover.
51:25Right, ladies?
51:27Let's wrap some pies.
51:37Hi, everyone.
51:39Little hand-me-down Harper wanted a makeover.
51:43What do you say we help her out?
51:47First, let's start with a new hairdo.
51:50What?
51:51No.
51:52Please, don't cut my hair.
51:55Fine.
51:57Fine.
51:57The wall.
51:59I'll just shave it.
52:03Brady, help!
52:05Brady doesn't care enough to save you now.
52:12Brady, help!
52:15He doesn't care enough to save you now.
52:19Wait.
52:20Is that Brady's lucky pen?
52:23Give it to me.
52:24You probably stole it from him anyway.
52:28It's not worth much, but it means everything to me.
52:31I promised Brady that his late mother's pen would be safe with me, and I intend to keep that promise.
52:41Give it to me right now, or I will shave your entire head.
52:44We're going to have to shave my head because we're not getting the skin.
52:54What the fuck are you doing?
52:58What the fuck are you doing?
53:00Brady.
53:01Harper here is wasted, and she tried to give herself a little makeover to impress you.
53:06Isn't that just, like, adorably pathetic?
53:08No, the only thing pathetic is that you actually think I'd date you.
53:11Oh.
53:12Oh my goodness.
53:15Brady, you need someone on your level.
53:17Someone hot.
53:19You're right.
53:20I do.
53:21Of course Brady sees me in my underwear and thinks I'm ugly.
53:25I wouldn't hate him.
53:27That's exactly why.
53:28That's why I'm with her.
53:31Not you.
53:32Brady, she stole your pen.
53:33I was just trying to give it back to you.
53:35Look at her.
53:37She's a mess.
53:41You know, it must take one to know one.
53:55You know, if it's so gross like this, you could always shave it off.
54:00Wow.
54:00All that.
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