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00:00:09buy lingerie check bikini wax check get boyfriend check just one thing left to do before I lose my
00:00:16virginity at the glorious age of 21 stop thinking about dick I'm not thinking about
00:00:21dick okay I'm just nervous to lose my virginity mr. big dick okay oh fuck it's Luke my favorite
00:00:29customer did he hear okay don't think about dick especially now they stick especially now
00:00:39about Luke's probably really big dick morning dick double shot of espresso and a mocha frappe
00:00:45with non-fat milk right you're perfect thank you right isn't Sophie just perfect Mike I'm sorry
00:00:53I didn't know you're coming I would have got ready oh don't worry he's just here for a coffee
00:00:57no I'm here to see my girl
00:01:12my coffee
00:01:15right right sorry
00:01:26oh my god Mikey don't laugh you're so mean don't help your girlfriend
00:01:31all right all right all right I'm sorry no babe you're listening you look great
00:01:37my bad my bad my bad
00:01:45come here don't worry about that I do it all the time
00:01:50let me remake your coffee
00:01:58right guy see it's my girl my face to wipe thanks but uh no thanks
00:02:05oh my god look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that she's such a slut
00:02:10as if someone as hot as him would want her yeah watch this oh Mikey where did you find someone
00:02:17as cute as Sophie looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things like making coffee
00:02:24or having sex
00:02:26oh my god are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus
00:02:37oh uh you're a virgin
00:02:43oh be careful Mikey I think we have a stage five clinger right here
00:02:51Brooke is it yeah you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic
00:02:54what I literally don't even know you don't be embarrassed look it's just
00:02:58chlamydia this week gonorrhea last month you should be more careful who you sleep with
00:03:03especially while you're on the medication
00:03:04oh my god what
00:03:11sounds like she already did
00:03:32I'm really really sorry
00:03:33I really don't like your boyfriend
00:03:35he doesn't like my boyfriend what does that mean
00:03:41shit my appointment I gotta go sorry
00:03:48all right we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine
00:03:52pelvic gig's now so go ahead and put this on
00:03:55oh he'll be with you in a moment sweetie
00:03:57he
00:04:03a man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam
00:04:07this day could not get any more humiliating
00:04:11good morning miss tisdale
00:04:17it's luke luke is a gynecologist
00:04:48my gynecologist
00:04:50I mean the coffee shop grind me oh no he remembers me so you are here looking for a prescription
00:04:59for birth control
00:05:00yes
00:05:02bad asshole
00:05:04yes
00:05:05I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you want to prevent any kind
00:05:09of unwanted pregnancies right
00:05:10I mean I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy
00:05:14I will use a condom
00:05:17I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all he's not good for you
00:05:20Dr. Miller I'm not sure that you're
00:05:22nurse can you grab me a spectrum please
00:05:24yes Dr. Miller
00:05:26I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do
00:05:29I'm ready I think I'm ready
00:05:32Mike's my boyfriend and yeah he's kind of an asshole but he likes me and nobody's ever really liked me
00:05:36so
00:05:36you know what I'm sorry that I overstepped the boundaries there
00:05:41uh let's get started with the breast exam
00:05:46breast exam?
00:05:48breast exam?
00:05:49if you're uncomfortable I can always get a different doctor
00:05:52no it's I like it it's fine
00:05:58uh it's probably easier if you can lay back
00:06:04it's okay
00:06:08it's okay
00:06:09stop thinking about losing your virginity
00:06:11stop it
00:06:12stop
00:06:13my head's cold
00:06:14no they're perfect
00:06:17stop embarrassing yourself
00:06:19there's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist
00:06:24there are no abnormalities
00:06:29thank you Luke
00:06:31Dr. Miller
00:06:33that wasn't so bad
00:06:34Sophie can you put your feet up in the stairs for me?
00:06:41okay yes
00:06:42I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs
00:06:45but not performing a pap smear
00:06:49Sophie
00:06:50I need you to relax for a minute
00:06:52all right
00:06:53you're doing good
00:06:56I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms
00:07:05oh my god
00:07:07I'm gonna be inserting a speculum
00:07:11you're gonna swab them your cervix
00:07:13I need you to relax for me
00:07:18so do you like younger women
00:07:22I mean as your students because you work on campus
00:07:25no my family donated
00:07:28to the clinic a couple years ago
00:07:30or a while ago actually
00:07:32and so
00:07:32my great-grandfather's honor
00:07:34I donated a few hours of my time at clinic
00:07:36oh
00:07:36duh
00:07:37now he thinks you think he's a creep
00:07:39amazing
00:07:41last thing
00:07:42last thing
00:07:42I'm gonna touch your abdomen
00:07:43just to check on your internal organs
00:07:45all right
00:07:48relax for me
00:07:49you're doing good
00:07:50his finger's literally inside of me
00:07:52oh my gosh
00:08:00I think I just had an orgasm
00:08:03did he
00:08:06all right
00:08:08he's so noticed
00:08:09oh my god
00:08:10everything looks good
00:08:11no abnormalities
00:08:13all right
00:08:15we'll be right back
00:08:23is that a freaking wet spot
00:08:28I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again
00:08:35all right so here's your break
00:08:41should I bring it to her to the cafe
00:08:46she's my patient
00:08:54Mike is gonna come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight
00:08:58you are so graphic
00:09:02speaking of sperm
00:09:04I assume your appointment went okay
00:09:06you will never believe who my gynecologist was
00:09:09Luke
00:09:11are you serious
00:09:12you got a finger by the
00:09:14I don't talk to you
00:09:14buys coffee from you
00:09:16the Luke
00:09:18Sophie you're a freak
00:09:20so is he like good with his fingers or
00:09:24shut up everybody
00:09:25shit
00:09:26he's so sexy
00:09:28maybe I should schedule my pap smear
00:09:31don't worry
00:09:32okay
00:09:33tonight's gonna be amazing
00:09:34okay Soph
00:09:37come on
00:09:37let's get you ready for your big night tonight
00:09:39Mike
00:09:44I hope Mike's worth it Sophie
00:09:49why do I even care
00:09:55yo
00:09:56ready to fork over a grant tonight
00:09:58is that
00:09:59Sophie's boyfriend
00:10:03you're not winning any bet tonight buddy
00:10:05you're dating a nun
00:10:07she's never gonna let you smash
00:10:09I'm calling it
00:10:10dude
00:10:10she's low-key a slut
00:10:13I just can't prove it
00:10:15you will soon
00:10:18you're gonna film her
00:10:24dude
00:10:24you're sick
00:10:25what if she doesn't let you hit
00:10:28a little bit of this
00:10:30and she's gonna go feral
00:10:35yo that 1500 is mine
00:10:37just keep the cameras rolling
00:10:42don't get involved Luke
00:10:43you're just your customer and doctor
00:10:48hey
00:10:48you need to pay
00:10:53fuck my eyes
00:10:54what the fuck
00:10:55where's your fucking friend
00:10:57before I call the cops
00:11:01Kaylee Avenue
00:11:02apartment 2
00:11:03I need to get to Sophie
00:11:11the lady
00:11:29you're nervous
00:11:32why do I feel less comfortable
00:11:34with my boyfriend
00:11:34than I did with my freaking gynecologist
00:11:41you're nervous?
00:11:43I'm a little nervous
00:11:44hey
00:11:44don't be
00:11:46you don't make cherries I popped
00:11:53wait
00:11:53what?
00:11:55I'm sorry
00:11:56I forgot to start my birth control
00:11:57we're gonna have to wait
00:11:58I'm sorry Mike
00:11:59I can't do this
00:12:03are you kidding me?
00:12:05I'm sorry
00:12:05you're not hot enough
00:12:06to blue ball me
00:12:07for another month
00:12:08Mike
00:12:08why would you say
00:12:09something like that?
00:12:10I'm going home
00:12:17there it is
00:12:18the hell you are
00:12:23not until
00:12:24I get something
00:12:26no
00:12:27no
00:12:30stop
00:12:31stop
00:12:33Mike
00:12:40who the fuck
00:12:41invited you?
00:12:45Dr. Miller
00:12:47hey Sophie
00:12:48hey
00:12:49hey
00:12:50stay with me
00:12:52hey Sophie
00:12:53hey
00:12:54hey
00:12:55hey can you hear me?
00:12:57did you take something?
00:12:58what's up grandpa?
00:12:59who the fuck
00:13:00invited you?
00:13:03listen up dumbass
00:13:04making her like you
00:13:06is the last good thing
00:13:06that will ever happen to you
00:13:07I go to an ivy league asshole
00:13:09if you want her you can have her
00:13:11I got plenty of pussy to choose from
00:13:13what?
00:13:14what's so funny?
00:13:14you don't go to an ivy league school
00:13:16anymore brother
00:13:16since who?
00:13:17you ever study in Miller Hall?
00:13:19yeah
00:13:21I'm Dr. Luke Miller
00:13:22my family is the biggest donor
00:13:24to the university
00:13:25since
00:13:26ever
00:13:27that means I got the dean
00:13:28on speed dial
00:13:30I'm dead
00:13:31you just pissed your future away brother
00:13:32wait
00:13:34wait
00:13:34wait
00:13:35wait
00:13:35wait
00:13:35wait
00:13:35wait
00:13:35no
00:13:36no
00:13:36no
00:13:36and you can let your buddy Jake know too
00:13:38no no no
00:13:39please
00:13:40can we talk about this
00:13:41it was just a joke
00:13:41oh you wanna talk
00:13:46hey
00:13:48hey
00:13:49come on
00:14:05she's either really wasted or drugged
00:14:07either way it's not good
00:14:15you stole me from my date
00:14:18what gives you the right you asshole
00:14:24I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation
00:14:28stop talking to me like you're my dad
00:14:29I don't have a daddy fetish
00:14:39how much did you have to drink
00:14:41I can drink however much I want
00:14:44and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with
00:14:46just because you shoved a speculum up me
00:14:48doesn't mean you can tell me what to do Dr. Miller
00:14:50don't call me Dr. Miller
00:14:51tell me this
00:14:51why did you prescribe me birth control
00:14:54if you're not even gonna let me use it
00:14:59I was at the bar
00:15:01alright
00:15:01and I saw your boyfriend placing a $1500 bet
00:15:04that he could take your virginity
00:15:07and record it
00:15:13wow
00:15:16I'm an idiot
00:15:18no you're not an idiot
00:15:21first
00:15:22I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist
00:15:26to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam
00:15:29and as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough
00:15:32I was gonna lose my virginity to a complete asshole
00:15:36I waxed my asshole for that asshole
00:15:41sorry Soph
00:15:48so if you want my virginity week
00:15:57you can have it
00:16:06someone clearly wants me
00:16:08are you
00:16:10are you
00:16:11hard right now
00:16:17that's so wrong
00:16:18you're drunk
00:16:19I'm taking you home
00:16:23what are you doing
00:16:24you're drunk
00:16:25I'm taking you home
00:16:25what
00:16:26no I can't go home
00:16:27my roommate's there
00:16:28I told her I was gonna be at Mike's
00:16:30she's probably having sex
00:16:31because she's fuckable
00:16:32unlike me
00:16:40we're here
00:16:41here
00:16:41where is here
00:16:43my place
00:16:45you can stay here for the night
00:16:46wait until your roommate wakes up
00:16:48and answers the phone
00:16:49if you're comfortable
00:16:50I want to
00:16:52I mean
00:16:53I'm cool
00:16:54I'm cool with that
00:16:56but
00:16:56is your girlfriend gonna be cool with that
00:16:59smooth Sophie
00:17:02who says I have a girlfriend
00:17:26you're in Dr. Miller's room
00:17:28the room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year
00:17:43how do you afford to live here alone
00:17:45it's huge
00:17:47not like tight spaces
00:17:50not all tight spaces
00:17:52is he a tease
00:17:53or do I just need to bleach my mind
00:17:56come on let's get you cleaned up
00:17:57you'll feel better afterwards
00:17:59thanks for taking care of me doc
00:18:05sorry I don't think I can unclasp my bra
00:18:09I'm happy
00:18:43you don't have to look away doc
00:18:45you've seen way too much of me already
00:18:50I just
00:18:52don't want to be disrespectful
00:18:54you know I don't want you thinking I lure my patients home all the time
00:18:57wait
00:18:58you mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their evil boyfriend
00:19:04and draw them a bath in your two million dollar home Dr. Miller
00:19:08no miss this do
00:19:12and why me
00:19:13I'm nothing special
00:19:14you don't mess up my coffee order
00:19:19you're kind to people
00:19:22and you're beautiful
00:19:35who is that
00:19:38this is my crazy ex-girlfriend
00:19:40um
00:19:41you have to hide
00:19:43right now
00:19:43alright
00:19:44come on
00:19:47Luke
00:19:49are you home
00:19:54Luke
00:19:55come out
00:19:56come out
00:19:58stop playing
00:19:59I stole one of your pagers
00:20:01I know you're not on call
00:20:09don't say a word
00:20:10there's no way that thing's fitting inside of me
00:20:12his ex
00:20:13or anyone else
00:20:17are you seriously gonna hook up with your ex right now
00:20:19what the hell
00:20:22she's a dean's daughter
00:20:24we broke up forever ago but she stalks my patients
00:20:26she gets them kicked out of school
00:20:27then why did you strip down and get into bed
00:20:34what are you doing
00:20:36you didn't answer my calls
00:20:38I'm sleeping
00:20:40why don't I join you
00:20:47I can think of a million things I'd rather do
00:20:49like what baby
00:20:51like the thing that I do with the ice cubes
00:20:53ice cubes
00:20:54what ice cubes
00:20:55like call the cops
00:20:57do you not remember I have a restraining order against you
00:21:00your father begged me to not go through with it
00:21:02come on
00:21:02Lukey
00:21:03you know you love screwing me
00:21:11I have someone new in my life
00:21:15someone new
00:21:16who the fuck is she
00:21:18I'm gonna give you three seconds to get out of my room
00:21:21and if you're still here I'm gonna call the cops
00:21:23then I'm gonna call the dean
00:21:25and I'm gonna let them know that a psychotic daughter
00:21:28stole my pager
00:21:29do you know how dangerous that is
00:21:30no you can't
00:21:31one
00:21:34two
00:21:35fine
00:21:36fine
00:21:36I'm leaving
00:21:38your loss
00:21:49oh my god
00:21:51Luke
00:22:05holy shit
00:22:07you smell like booze
00:22:09I sobered up I swear
00:22:12what's with the ice cubes
00:22:17I prefer no ice cubes
00:22:23you won't move on from me Lucas
00:22:28you'll come back to me after I
00:22:30take care of that little distraction
00:22:46my virginity
00:22:50yep
00:22:51still intact
00:22:54fuck my life
00:22:56language
00:22:57Mrs. Dill
00:22:58Jesus
00:22:59what the hell are you doing
00:23:02I'm here to tend to your massive hangover
00:23:04whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night
00:23:08what would you have me do
00:23:09don't say it
00:23:10don't say it
00:23:11you could join me
00:23:17self you're 21 years old
00:23:27Luke that is three years past legal
00:23:29there are plenty of guys on campus who would want to fuck me so what's your problem
00:23:52I don't even want to think about some boy touching you
00:23:54but
00:23:57but a lot of things Sophie
00:23:58you're my patient for one
00:24:00in an on-campus clinic
00:24:03I'm graduating this year
00:24:06second
00:24:09you're a virgin
00:24:13I'm asking you to change that
00:24:24you're talking to Dr. Miller right now love
00:24:28you're asking Luke to fuck you
00:24:33I don't make love
00:24:35I'm not gonna call you in the morning afterwards
00:24:37alright sweetheart
00:24:39I'm not that guy
00:24:44well maybe I don't need you to call me Luke
00:24:47I'm a big girl I can handle myself
00:24:52unless you're just not interested
00:24:54I saw how hot your ex is and
00:24:57she's good at crazy sex according to you
00:25:02someone's jealous
00:25:05Sophie there's a reason why I drive across campus
00:25:07to come to your shitty little cafe
00:25:08to have you make me a cup of coffee
00:25:10because it's cheap
00:25:24because I enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform
00:25:27when you bend over and make me my cup of coffee
00:25:31you see you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body
00:25:36so do it
00:25:37I'm ready I promise
00:25:44ready
00:25:50what's that
00:25:51that's your doctor I know you haven't started your birth control
00:25:59sorry Sophie
00:26:01are you kidding me
00:26:09can I uh can I get a
00:26:11you're killing me so the Dr. Miller takes you to his fancy ass house
00:26:16you see his dick and you're still
00:26:18a virgin
00:26:19yeah I threw every proposition in the book at him
00:26:23and he just didn't want this
00:26:28can you wait oh my god
00:26:30Sophie no 36 year old man
00:26:33I looked at his age of it by the way
00:26:34is passing up a hot virgin co-ed like you
00:26:38he respects you dummy
00:26:40or he doesn't think I'm worth the trouble
00:26:42I mean he's clearly experienced sophisticated sexy
00:26:45all the things I'm not
00:26:47you have a brand new shiny tight pussy
00:26:50a Cadillac pussy
00:26:53and Luke's gonna be back for a test drive
00:26:55watch
00:26:58hi is the Cadillac pussy a new drink
00:27:00no can you just order
00:27:16I thought that you were Dr. Miller's intern
00:27:19but a janitor
00:27:20makes a lot more sense
00:27:24Luke's psycho ex followed me
00:27:29what do you want
00:27:31I think we got off on the wrong foot
00:27:36I didn't get to introduce myself
00:27:38when you were in bed with my boyfriend
00:27:41Luke is not your boyfriend Gina
00:27:43he made it clear that you two broke up
00:27:45oh so you admit that you're screwing Dr. Miller
00:27:48knowing that I am pregnant with his child
00:27:53can you believe it
00:27:54Sophie's evil
00:27:56first Mike now someone's boyfriend
00:27:59a slut
00:28:00pregnant with Luke's
00:28:02did you really think that a man
00:28:05that accomplished attractive
00:28:06and rich would settle
00:28:09for some broke loser barista
00:28:12Sophie you idiot
00:28:14of course he was never yours
00:28:19Sophie
00:28:19you can have him
00:28:21you didn't have to hurt my baby
00:28:24I didn't do this
00:28:25I swear I would never
00:28:26what's going on
00:28:27your employee just assaulted
00:28:28that pregnant woman
00:28:29no I didn't
00:28:30I've never spoken to this woman
00:28:32before today
00:28:32hey
00:28:33that's the dean's daughter
00:28:35Sophie
00:28:37I'm calling the police
00:28:38no I would never do this
00:28:40please
00:28:40she's just assaulted
00:28:41a pregnant woman
00:28:43we need a medic too
00:28:44I'm a doctor
00:28:50I'm a doctor
00:29:12no no no no
00:29:13I'm fine
00:29:14I'll just be going
00:29:19we can't let you leave
00:29:20without a medical clearance
00:29:22never seen him look so angry
00:29:24yeah it'll be no trouble at all
00:29:30your doctor didn't tell you
00:29:31you can't drink caffeine
00:29:32when you're pregnant
00:29:33it was for a friend
00:29:35you liar
00:29:36I saw you drinking from it
00:29:38let me go
00:29:39I don't want to press charges
00:29:42just a moment
00:29:54oh my god
00:29:55you're crazy
00:29:56you're actually crazy
00:29:58Luke
00:29:59please
00:29:59I can explain
00:30:00she's not right for you
00:30:04breaking into my house
00:30:05stealing my pager
00:30:06that's normal for you Gina
00:30:08I get it
00:30:09but I draw the line
00:30:10when you try to hurt somebody
00:30:11that I care about
00:30:16officer
00:30:17I want her involuntarily committed
00:30:19she's a danger to herself
00:30:21and people around her
00:30:23I'll sign the warrant myself
00:30:24stop
00:30:25Luke
00:30:26this isn't
00:30:27you
00:30:28you are just being
00:30:29taken advantage of
00:30:30she's nothing
00:30:32a cheap
00:30:33broke
00:30:34campus whore
00:30:35you're better than this Luke
00:30:38officer
00:30:39take her away
00:30:43let's go
00:30:45you bitch
00:30:46don't deserve him
00:30:48let's go
00:30:50I knew she was psycho
00:30:52you couldn't even hurt Flay
00:30:54even if someone paid you to
00:30:55thanks Ev
00:30:57Sophie
00:30:58Sophie
00:30:58I'm sorry
00:30:58I should never have taken her word over yours
00:31:01take the date
00:31:11someone's waiting for their new test drive
00:31:13Cadillac Pissy
00:31:24you came just to save me
00:31:26of course I did
00:31:34I knew that
00:31:35when she stopped blowing my phone up
00:31:36that she was going to come after you
00:31:38so
00:31:39I didn't stand to see you get hurt because of me
00:31:45I don't know if I'd buy that Luke
00:31:47Sophie
00:31:47I don't know if I'd buy that Luke
00:31:49Sophie I rushed out of surgery for you
00:31:52I know she's capable of doing crazy things
00:31:54I don't think she's as crazy as you think
00:31:57I mean she had some pretty good points about you
00:32:01what do you mean
00:32:02I mean you
00:32:05reject all of my advances
00:32:06and then suddenly I'm so important
00:32:08you leave a patient for me
00:32:10what do you see in me
00:32:12or am I just
00:32:15entertainment to you
00:32:16entertainment Sophie
00:32:18if you were just to entertain me
00:32:19I wouldn't get involved in your life
00:32:22you're just
00:32:23young
00:32:28I should leave you the hell alone
00:32:29unless you find somebody more suitable
00:32:31just because you're this big hot shot doctor at UPN
00:32:34doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what I want
00:32:43what do you want?
00:32:48you
00:32:50take me seriously
00:32:54get in the car
00:32:56what?
00:32:57to where?
00:32:59spend Thanksgiving with me and my family
00:33:02what?
00:33:02unless you have something else planned for the break
00:33:30I thought you said we were here to meet your family not go to a gala
00:33:33we're doing both
00:33:34we're doing both
00:33:35my mother she hosts our clinic's charity gala
00:33:37your vacation home
00:33:40your vacation home?
00:33:41as in you have multiple?
00:33:44wow
00:33:45Mr. Millie
00:33:46it's good to have you home, sir
00:33:54and you have a butler
00:33:55at your vacation mansion
00:33:57Luke
00:33:57you're not just rich
00:33:58you're like
00:33:58old money
00:34:00what the hell?
00:34:02look
00:34:02I didn't say
00:34:03because I don't want to stress out
00:34:04the truth is
00:34:05yes
00:34:06my family's rich
00:34:08but we're not here to impress them
00:34:10we're here to show them
00:34:11that you're a part of my life
00:34:12and that I'm not embarrassed to be seen with you
00:34:28is this the waitress that you've brought me, Lucas?
00:34:33why is she dressed so frumpy?
00:34:40I'm not
00:34:41hang on
00:34:42what even am I to Luke?
00:34:50mother
00:34:52this is Sophie
00:34:53my girlfriend
00:34:56girlfriend?
00:34:57no way
00:34:58wait
00:34:59focus Sophie
00:35:00manners
00:35:01nice to meet you
00:35:03Ms. Miller
00:35:06girlfriend?
00:35:09what happened to the pretty woman?
00:35:12Gina?
00:35:14the Dean's daughter?
00:35:15the one I worked so hard to set you up with?
00:35:18ouch
00:35:20mother
00:35:21again
00:35:22as I just said
00:35:22this is my girlfriend
00:35:24and my date to the gala
00:35:25if I have to remind you
00:35:26to her importance in my life again
00:35:28I'm going to make sure
00:35:29this gala does not go smoothly
00:35:30unless you want one of your pompous friends
00:35:32to know which one of their husbands
00:35:33you're sleeping with
00:35:33oh
00:35:34you
00:35:35ungrateful
00:35:36child
00:35:40if you'll excuse us
00:35:41we need to get ready
00:35:42oh
00:35:43before we go
00:35:43which room do you keep to bitches
00:35:45Dior and Versace
00:35:46she needs some options for tonight
00:35:49fourth floor
00:35:50third door
00:35:51on the roof
00:35:53thank you mother
00:35:55good to see you
00:36:01that was the hottest thing
00:36:02anybody has ever done to me
00:36:12your brother has lost it
00:36:14get down here and handle this new trashy arm candy
00:36:26is your mom always so
00:36:29narcissistic psychopath
00:36:31yeah
00:36:33that's why I don't really get along with the family
00:36:36but
00:36:37the charity gala
00:36:38raises a lot of money for my patients
00:36:40so
00:36:40I come back every year
00:36:42you care a lot about your patients
00:36:43that's sweet
00:36:44I do
00:36:46plus the other perk is
00:36:47I get to spend a ton of money on you
00:36:50what does that mean?
00:37:01Luke you did not
00:37:08which one of them speaks to you
00:37:10I mean I want all of them
00:37:12that's done
00:37:13I haven't even picked one out
00:37:15you said you want all of them
00:37:17they're yours
00:37:2480
00:37:24I can't accept this
00:37:26this is like my whole college tuition in this room
00:37:28well I didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses to piss you off
00:37:33why do you like me?
00:37:35I'm just a college student
00:37:37and you're
00:37:38you
00:37:40Dr. Trust Fund baby
00:37:42your culture
00:37:43your parents host
00:37:44charity events
00:37:45you have a butler that does your laundry
00:37:47I do my laundry
00:37:48in a coin operated machine
00:37:49that I share with like
00:37:50a hundred other students
00:37:52it's not too late
00:37:53to not associate with me
00:38:08of course it's too late
00:38:10I've already fallen for you
00:38:14then why won't you go all the way with me?
00:38:20because
00:38:21I want it to be right
00:38:23I don't want you to look back on this
00:38:25and think of me as the old guy
00:38:26who took advantage of you
00:38:29but take it slow
00:38:34even though
00:38:38there's nothing I'd rather do
00:38:39than rip your clothes off right now
00:38:40really
00:38:47really
00:38:49really
00:39:11Come back here.
00:39:13I'm just giving you what you want, Luke.
00:39:19Are you teasing me, Ms. Tisdale?
00:39:21You're the one that wants to wait, doctor.
00:39:32Just making sure you know what you're missing out on.
00:39:35Can you zip me up, please?
00:39:43You know, I'm going to need a bag for this.
00:39:54Whatever you say, doc.
00:40:02That doesn't sound like Gina.
00:40:06She dumped my best friend?
00:40:08The gala is tonight, and Luke is supposed to have the dean's daughter on his arm, not strutting the campus
00:40:17mattress.
00:40:18Luke's an idiot for dumping an heiress for a barista.
00:40:24Don't worry, Mom.
00:40:26I'll pry that little gold digger off his arm just long enough for him to realize that he's made a
00:40:30mistake.
00:40:31That's my girl.
00:40:36Sophie, love, you've been in there for two hours.
00:40:38I promise you, you're going to be the most beautiful person at the gala tonight.
00:40:56Holy shit.
00:41:05It's not about being pretty.
00:41:06I just...
00:41:08I don't want to embarrass you in front of all your rich friends.
00:41:11I've never even been to a charity auction.
00:41:14Wouldn't it make more sense if we just met up at, like, a bowling alley and donated the party expenses?
00:41:20You're so refreshing.
00:41:23You ready?
00:41:41Wow.
00:41:43She's an upgrade of Regina.
00:41:45Yeah.
00:41:45You never said your brother's chip was so pretty.
00:41:48Why would you want to break them up?
00:41:50Shut up.
00:41:51There's a two and a half billion dollar inheritance down the drain.
00:41:53If my brother marries a snow bunny, it's that of Gina.
00:42:03I'd like to thank you all for coming to the Baldwin Memorial Charity Event.
00:42:06This is a great opportunity for us to raise money for the family clinic.
00:42:10Myself and my girlfriend, Sophie Tisdale, are very excited to meet and talk to all of you.
00:42:16Cheers.
00:42:20Girlfriend?
00:42:22Not for long.
00:42:36Good evening, everyone.
00:42:38Thank you so much for being here at our wonderful charity auction.
00:42:44Our first item.
00:42:49An all-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora with its amazing, iconic, volcanic views starting big.
00:43:00Five thousand.
00:43:02Five thousand.
00:43:03Five thousand.
00:43:03Now six.
00:43:03It's right in a six.
00:43:04Bora Bora after finals.
00:43:06That's pretty good.
00:43:07Can I get it?
00:43:09You need to come quick.
00:43:10My wife's having a allergic reaction.
00:43:12Are you going to be OK?
00:43:13No.
00:43:14Let's go.
00:43:23What is it?
00:43:24My throat.
00:43:26Oh, you're not?
00:43:27Breathe.
00:43:28Oh.
00:43:30Oh.
00:43:32Oh.
00:43:34Sold.
00:43:35Number twelve.
00:43:36Seven thousand dollars.
00:43:37All-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora.
00:43:39Give me a round of applause.
00:43:40Congratulations.
00:43:41Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:43:42Actually, we have one more item up for grabs.
00:43:45Miss Tisdale, a gorgeous student, has graciously offered herself up for a date with a lucky man.
00:43:53Now, according to Miss Tisdale, she has a great personality and an even better mouth.
00:43:59What a hussy.
00:44:00Auctioning a blowjob?
00:44:03I hope Dr. Miller knows what his girlfriend's up to.
00:44:06I mean, the poor guy's tending to a patient.
00:44:08I knew that you were too classless with this family.
00:44:12Poor Lukey.
00:44:14He hasn't fooled.
00:44:16Trailer trash skank.
00:44:18Who let her kind in here?
00:44:20I wouldn't do that.
00:44:21I would never.
00:44:22I have a thousand for a night with Miss Tisdale.
00:44:25Hmm.
00:44:27Really, Sophie?
00:44:27No one wants you for a thousand?
00:44:29Whew.
00:44:30All right.
00:44:31Five hundred?
00:44:33All right.
00:44:34Five hundred for the poor girl.
00:44:37She's got student loans.
00:44:39Whatever that means.
00:44:40Where's Luke?
00:44:49I don't see anything wrong here.
00:44:51No, my throat, it hurts.
00:44:53Don't throw me.
00:44:54I recognize you.
00:44:55You're one of my sister's shithead friends.
00:44:57What the hell's going on here?
00:44:58Hey, your sister's doing you a favor, bro.
00:45:00Patrick?
00:45:01Get out of my way.
00:45:02Why lower your standards?
00:45:03We're millionaires.
00:45:04She might be a good fuck, but that's how she'll ever be, man.
00:45:13You can talk about my girlfriend when you can live a day without your daddy's money.
00:45:17Motherfucker.
00:45:19$4.50.
00:45:22$400?
00:45:25Oh, all right.
00:45:27I mean, look, I know Sophie is just being modest.
00:45:31Poor girl doesn't have many skills outside the bedroom.
00:45:35Well, I'll help the young lady then.
00:45:37Maybe we could have some late night study sessions, huh?
00:45:42Sold!
00:45:43Sold for $400.
00:45:46Wow, Sophie.
00:45:47Looks like people really aren't in the market for used goods.
00:46:00Used goods?
00:46:01That's right, Serena.
00:46:02After you being the person that's had five abortions in the last year.
00:46:05No, you watch your mouth right now.
00:46:09What was that you saying about class, Letitia, darling?
00:46:19You idiot!
00:46:20Get off the stage!
00:46:21We're leaving!
00:46:22Mom, he's embarrassing me!
00:46:24Stop!
00:46:24You're humiliating me in front of my friends, you hussy!
00:46:28No need, my dear.
00:46:30Our circle of elite friends can no longer be seen with the likes of you after all of this.
00:46:36No.
00:46:38But...
00:46:39But...
00:46:39No!
00:46:40No!
00:46:41No!
00:46:42Young man, that information you gave is illegal!
00:46:47You're a doctor!
00:46:48Greg, I was waiting to get to you.
00:46:50You wanna bid on my girlfriend?
00:46:52Aren't you a little occupied with your secret girlfriend, Stephanie?
00:46:54How's she recovering from her boob job?
00:46:56No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:47:03Stephanie?
00:47:04The...
00:47:05The...
00:47:05The...
00:47:13I'm gonna sue you for everything you've got!
00:47:16You can't you see yes, my family might own the clinic that you all go to
00:47:21But I practice under the university so you can't touch me
00:47:24So unless you all want me to air out your dirty laundry
00:47:27I suggest you cut very generous checks to the charity and then get the fuck out of my house
00:47:33Let's go get to writing let's go everybody out
00:47:46These assholes go you didn't have to ruin your charity event for me. I would have been okay
00:47:51I do it a thousand times over
00:47:53No one comes at my woman like that plus. I think we made more in donations tonight than we have
00:47:57in the last ten years
00:47:59blackmail surprisingly works
00:48:16What are you looking for?
00:48:19I paid for all the booze so
00:48:21I figure how the night went might as well be your personal bartender
00:48:28Right, okay
00:48:30Make me
00:48:33An appletini
00:48:35What seriously?
00:48:39So vodka lemon and apple a court can we just choose something easier?
00:48:45You suck at being a rich kid
00:48:51Move
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