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00:46Wake up, you dozy cunt.
00:48What?
00:49Where am I?
00:50What?
00:51You're in my shop.
00:53Oh, hi there.
00:56I'm sorry.
00:57I must have dozed off for a second there.
00:59Well, yeah, you did.
01:01Okay, I was wondering if you had a gift for a frog.
01:09A frog?
01:11Yeah, see, my wife is a frog, as am I.
01:15And my wife has begun feeling a little blue recently, as opposed to her regular shade of green.
01:23Just a little frog humor there for you.
01:29I mean, yeah, probably.
01:30What kind of shit does your wife like?
01:32Well, oh shit, what the fuck?
01:39Did you just sick up all over my shop?
01:41Nah, that's just my breakfast coming up to say hello.
01:45Hi, breakfast.
01:46Nice to see you again.
01:49Great, now I gotta clean that shit up.
01:51See, we here in the Hank on vacation.
01:54I tell you, it's a nice sewer you got here.
01:57But my wife, see, had too much slime at the club last night.
02:02And it's messed with her grapefruit a little.
02:05So I thought I'd do some shopping.
02:07Retail therapy.
02:08Is that what you call it?
02:10I really don't fucking know.
02:12Miss, what is your name?
02:15Um, Shiva?
02:17What an ugly name.
02:19What?
02:23Listen, we got a dog at the swamp farm called Rufus.
02:28Here he is.
02:30And my wife loves to dress up Rufus as a pig.
02:34She loves dressing him up as a pig, I tell you.
02:37You got any dog outfits in here?
02:40Outfits for dogs.
02:42No, we got, like, chew toys.
02:45Also, please stop being sick.
02:47See, I'll sit out on my porch and I shout,
02:50Mary Ann, that's my wife.
02:53I'll shout, Mary Ann, have you seen Rufus?
02:56Rufus, come here, boy.
02:58Come here.
02:59And Mary Ann will be like,
03:01I ain't seen that dog.
03:03I think he out there hunting mosquitoes.
03:05And I'll say, I mean, I'll say Rufus.
03:08Listen, do you want a fucking chew toy or not?
03:12Yeah, I believe I do.
03:15They don't get Rufus back from the swamp.
03:17I haven't seen them in a while.
03:19I think that'll cheer my wife up.
03:22If you see my wife,
03:25I don't know where she is.
03:28Um, you said she was sleeping?
03:30Okay, where?
03:32I don't fucking know.
03:34How much is the chew toy?
03:35I cannot afford a lot for me.
03:37See a price.
03:38It's, um, 10 quid usually,
03:40but because you've thrown up so much,
03:42you can have it for 100.
03:43Deal!
03:44Goodbye!
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