00:00So, what's up party people?
00:02No rush, but I'm a little late for the sun hitting my favorite part of the rug.
00:06Kevin?
00:06I think we should sit down.
00:09Dan and I are breaking up.
00:12Damn!
00:13The moth, this is a private matter.
00:15I think this might be the perfect opportunity for me to go finally live on my own.
00:20Motherf***, I scoop your s***.
00:21Why? I bury them real good.
00:23What am I gonna do?
00:24You know, Kev, I lived at a pet rescue.
00:27Pet rescues?
00:28What are they rescuing you from?
00:31The New York City housing market?
00:33Whoa! Hey!
00:35Who are you? I'll kill you. Do you like me?
00:37You died tonight, you indoor f***.
00:39Oh, no, no.
00:40Eat me.
00:41I'm not gonna eat you, you psycho.
00:43What the f*** are you even doing out here?
00:45I don't know what I'm doing out here, okay?
00:47I clearly can't survive on my own.
00:49I need somewhere to stay.
00:51What a dump.
00:55Morning meeting time, y'all.
00:56Adoption numbers are in the dang toilet.
00:59I'm anxious about today's adoption fair.
01:02Are we really going to mope over people?
01:05They're ridiculous.
01:08What's your name?
01:09Back off, hon.
01:10You wouldn't know what to do with this.
01:12So this is really my first time living on my own,
01:15and I'm having a little bit of an identity crisis?
01:17What is your deal?
01:18I'm feral, baby.
01:19I'm tamed.
01:21You do have life insurance, right?
01:23What?
01:24No!
01:26Kevin!
01:27Did you figure everything out?
01:29Do you know exactly what you want in a person?
01:31The truth is, my two best friends are people,
01:34and I'm upset that I lost them.
01:36You didn't lose them.
01:37You found us.
01:38Oh, shut the f*** up, Judy.
01:41Whoa!
01:42No!
01:45Huzzah!
01:45Surprise!
01:48You got this,
01:49because you know what's inside you?
01:51Tiger DNA.
01:52Yeah, no.
01:53Actually, I did one of those tests.
01:54I'm like 99% Ashkenazi Jew.
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