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00:00:01Oh my god.
00:00:03She's insane.
00:00:05What are you doing here?
00:00:09Beth.
00:00:12You set me up.
00:00:14You stay away from me.
00:00:16You're insane.
00:00:19Can't let you ruin my wedding.
00:00:22Leanne.
00:00:24You and Asher, or...
00:00:26You're a great couple.
00:00:27I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:00:31But you've gotta go.
00:00:33No!
00:00:36They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:48And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:51What was that, baby?
00:00:53Awesome.
00:00:55We done here?
00:00:57Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:00Oh.
00:01:02Yes!
00:01:03Yes!
00:01:04Yes!
00:01:05Oh!
00:01:07Oh!
00:01:09Are we done here?
00:01:11Yes, I do.
00:01:13You were the best.
00:01:14You were amazing.
00:01:15Was it good for you?
00:01:17Awesome.
00:01:18What's your name again?
00:01:48Ah!
00:01:49Take care, Monique.
00:01:50Take care, Monique.
00:01:58What am I doing?
00:02:02No!
00:02:04No!
00:02:07No!
00:02:08Do you think you're a joke?
00:02:12Yes!
00:02:16What?
00:02:17No!
00:02:19I don't know!
00:02:21Do you know what I saw in them in the first place?
00:02:24How about you and I...
00:02:27Just excuse me for a moment.
00:02:29Be right back.
00:02:33So, I was thinking, how about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:40Sorry, I'll be right back.
00:02:55Oh, damn it!
00:02:57Shit!
00:02:58I'm so sorry.
00:03:00Oh, my God.
00:03:01Oh, my God.
00:03:02Asher?
00:03:03Oh, yeah.
00:03:03What are you doing?
00:03:04Oh, you're drowning my sorrows, you.
00:03:07Damn.
00:03:08Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:11Sure.
00:03:16How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:19Life, I guess.
00:03:22We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:24Pinky swear?
00:03:26Pinky swear.
00:03:27Friends forever.
00:03:28Stop doing that.
00:03:33We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:36Pinky swear.
00:03:37Pinky swear.
00:03:39Friends forever.
00:03:40Stop doing that.
00:03:49Oh, what about work?
00:03:51I actually just started a new job.
00:03:53I'm doing marketing at Dengard.
00:03:54Small world.
00:03:55They're our biggest client.
00:03:56Hmm.
00:03:58No way.
00:03:59Wait, what do you do?
00:04:00I work at a software development startup.
00:04:05Hey.
00:04:07That's cool.
00:04:13What about your love life?
00:04:15What?
00:04:16What about your love life?
00:04:18Oh, my God.
00:04:20Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:22A lifetime of one night stands with shallow women.
00:04:26Cheers, mate.
00:04:30How about we?
00:04:34Stop it.
00:04:35No.
00:04:36Hey.
00:04:36We're friends.
00:04:38Well, if you ever do on an earth-shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:42Sex ruins everything.
00:04:45Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:49I'll be your wing woman, though.
00:04:51You're now your wing man.
00:04:55Oh, dear.
00:04:59Oh, dear.
00:05:36I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:39I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:43I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:46I have that effect on women.
00:05:48It's not.
00:05:53I forgot how pretty you are.
00:05:55Thanks.
00:05:56I think.
00:06:00Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:06Friends forever?
00:06:09Friends forever.
00:06:25Friends forever.
00:06:25Come, come.
00:06:25Come, come here.
00:06:30I have to.
00:06:34I have to.
00:06:39I have to.
00:06:44I have to.
00:06:47I have to.
00:06:49I have to.
00:06:49I have to.
00:07:17I don't know.
00:07:43Oh my god, what are you doing here?
00:07:46I don't know.
00:07:47What am I doing here?
00:07:49Oh my head.
00:07:51My head.
00:07:52Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:00Hey, that means since we're here.
00:08:03What?
00:08:04No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:05Bad idea.
00:08:07What?
00:08:08Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:10Why?
00:08:12Because, Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:17Fuck, sex reminds everything.
00:08:20I suppose you're right.
00:08:23But still.
00:08:25But still.
00:08:28I have a proposition.
00:08:32What?
00:08:33Friends with benefits.
00:08:35Sex without strings.
00:08:38You do you, I do me.
00:08:41And we do each other.
00:08:46Interesting.
00:08:54Okay, sold.
00:08:58Wanted benefits.
00:09:24And I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.
00:09:33Hello, ladies.
00:09:36Asher?
00:09:39You two know each other?
00:09:42Yeah, uh, we are, we know each other from college.
00:09:46He's one of my best friends.
00:09:48What are you doing here?
00:09:50He's here to see my father.
00:09:52Wait, what?
00:09:52Daddy owns the company.
00:09:54I know.
00:09:55I actually own the company I work at.
00:09:58He's worth billions.
00:10:00And here I thought I knew everything about you.
00:10:03I've been busy since college.
00:10:05Clearly.
00:10:06Listen, gotta run, but talk to you later?
00:10:11Sure.
00:10:13Good to see you, Beth.
00:10:14You too.
00:10:18Oh, what a man.
00:10:30What's this?
00:10:32I took the liberty of drawing up a Friends with Benefits contract.
00:10:36A contract?
00:10:37It outlines the parameters of our relationship.
00:10:39Okay.
00:10:41Article 1.
00:10:42Nobody knows.
00:10:43It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:46Good point.
00:10:47Article 2.
00:10:48We meet at a mutually agreed upon place, at a mutually agreed upon time.
00:10:52Okay.
00:10:54Article 3.
00:10:55Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:10:57Agreed.
00:10:59Article 4.
00:11:02No lies.
00:11:03No lies.
00:11:06Article 5.
00:11:09Once one party sleeps with another person, the agreement is over.
00:11:15I don't like that one.
00:11:18It gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:21Fine.
00:11:24And finally.
00:11:29Friends first.
00:11:32Friends first.
00:11:43Let's eat.
00:11:44Let's eat.
00:11:48Let's eat.
00:11:49Let's eat.
00:11:52Let's eat.
00:12:53What?
00:12:54On a date.
00:12:56Like, will you go on a date with me?
00:12:58A real one.
00:13:01No.
00:13:06What?
00:13:09I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:11Forget the contract.
00:13:13No, friends first.
00:13:14Remember?
00:13:16Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:23Asher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:35Come on.
00:13:40Friends first?
00:13:47Friends first.
00:13:59So see you at seven tonight?
00:14:01Yes, you will.
00:14:15He asked me out, he asked me out.
00:14:19Breathe, Beth, breathe.
00:14:20I've been crushing on him for so long.
00:14:23On Asher?
00:14:24Yes.
00:14:25He asked you out?
00:14:27Yes.
00:14:28On a date?
00:14:28Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:30Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:32Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:33You can give me some tips.
00:14:36Oh.
00:14:37Um, yeah, okay.
00:14:40I gotta go.
00:14:41Getting a money-penny ready for the big plate.
00:14:43I'm totally freaking out!
00:14:47Bye.
00:14:57Where was he born?
00:14:58Philadelphia.
00:15:00Philadelphia.
00:15:01Uh, favorite food?
00:15:03Um.
00:15:07He likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:09Oh, hot fudge sundae.
00:15:12I like your pen.
00:15:14I've never seen that color before.
00:15:15Daddy has a made for me special.
00:15:17It's my favorite color, heliotrope purple.
00:15:20Cool.
00:15:21What about sports?
00:15:24Why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:26On your date.
00:15:27I can't do that.
00:15:29If I'm gonna marry this man, he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:34Marry?
00:15:35You got a problem with that?
00:15:42Why the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:46Me and Asher?
00:15:49No.
00:15:50No, no, no.
00:15:51Never.
00:15:52He's...
00:15:52We're friends.
00:15:55We're best friends.
00:15:56Good.
00:15:57By the way, I love your outfit.
00:15:59Where'd you get it?
00:16:01Oh, amazing.
00:16:02On third.
00:16:03Super cute.
00:16:04Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:06Uh, siblings?
00:16:10And being an only child.
00:16:13I was an only child as well.
00:16:15Really?
00:16:16Cool.
00:16:17Anyhow, being an only child, my parents sent me to art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:21I was born in Philly.
00:16:23Shut up.
00:16:25It's my favorite city.
00:16:27Where was the school?
00:16:30Um, I...
00:16:33Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:35Mm.
00:16:40How about we, um, share a hot fudge sundae?
00:16:44That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:50I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:16:56I had a wonderful time.
00:16:59I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:03That would be great.
00:17:05Good night.
00:17:08Oh, my.
00:17:10Okay, thank you.
00:17:14What is it?
00:17:16I should really head out.
00:17:19Um, take care.
00:17:22Why don't you come up?
00:17:24And I will fuck you.
00:17:26It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:28Okay.
00:17:29Oh.
00:17:30Wow.
00:17:31Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:35Why?
00:17:36Because I was sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:40I'm a one-night stand?
00:17:42No, no, it...
00:17:43That's not what I meant.
00:17:44It's just...
00:17:45Sex ruins everything.
00:17:49Let's wait.
00:17:49So it can be perfect.
00:17:53Yeah?
00:17:57Yes!
00:18:01Okay.
00:18:02Toodles!
00:18:10Beth?
00:18:11It was nice.
00:18:13We have a lot in common.
00:18:17Are you...
00:18:18Jealous?
00:18:21No.
00:18:25Did you, um...
00:18:28Would you sleep together?
00:18:30No.
00:18:31But not for a lack of a trying.
00:18:34Beth?
00:18:35She's an animal.
00:18:37Oh.
00:18:38God.
00:18:39Stop it.
00:18:40Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:43Not for Beth.
00:18:44You don't.
00:18:45Yeah, my days at one-night stands are over.
00:18:48I want to wait.
00:18:48Just in case she is the one.
00:18:52You never know.
00:18:53I want to get off on the right foot.
00:19:00I'm never getting married.
00:19:03I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:10You do you.
00:19:12To each his own.
00:19:14Agreed.
00:19:15Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:17Maybe.
00:19:17Give it back.
00:19:18Give it back.
00:19:19Come on.
00:19:19Mm-mm.
00:19:20It's not funny.
00:19:21Mm.
00:19:22Mm.
00:19:22It's my strawberry.
00:19:24All right.
00:19:30That was rude.
00:20:01Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:07You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:11True love does not exist.
00:20:13You will only get hurt.
00:20:15He is your friend.
00:20:17Don't blow it.
00:20:19Friendship first.
00:20:21Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:24You do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:25You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:27True love does not exist.
00:20:30You will only get hurt.
00:20:31He is your friend.
00:20:33Don't blow it.
00:20:36Friendship first.
00:20:39Leanne Lamont.
00:21:08Hey.
00:21:10Shit.
00:21:12I'm so sorry.
00:21:14My bad.
00:21:15My fault.
00:21:16Hang on.
00:21:19You got a tissue?
00:21:24Here.
00:21:25Let me.
00:21:26Hey.
00:21:26What are you doing?
00:21:27Stop cock-fucking me.
00:21:28Oh, I didn't realize.
00:21:31Hey, Asher.
00:21:34Eric.
00:21:37Okay.
00:21:39Well, see you guys later.
00:21:43Here.
00:21:48Um, I'm Leanne, by the way.
00:21:51I'm Eric.
00:21:52Eric.
00:22:00That was fun.
00:22:02Yeah, was that fun, or was Eric fun?
00:22:08Ellis?
00:22:09Okay.
00:22:10You gotta watch out for him.
00:22:11He's a player.
00:22:13So what?
00:22:14You think I can't handle myself?
00:22:16No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:22:19Oh, my God.
00:22:21Are you jealous?
00:22:23No, I'm not jealous.
00:22:25Why would I be jealous?
00:22:26We're friends with benefits.
00:22:27Remember?
00:22:29Yeah.
00:22:31You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:33Okay, I'm not being a dick.
00:22:35You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:39I can handle myself.
00:22:42Yeah, fine.
00:22:43Be that way.
00:22:47You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:22:51Maybe we need to end this...
00:22:54arrangement.
00:22:57Maybe you're so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:23:05Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:09Maybe I will.
00:23:13Yes.
00:23:22My love is for Mrs. Leigh Lamont.
00:23:25That's me.
00:23:26Oh, my God.
00:23:31I'm Eric.
00:23:38What are you doing here?
00:23:41I had a meeting with Beth's dad.
00:23:45Mr. Merrick?
00:23:48Yes.
00:23:52They're nice.
00:23:56Listen, um, I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:01I was out of line.
00:24:03No.
00:24:04No, I was out of line.
00:24:09I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:13Oh, my God.
00:24:15Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:20Friends forever?
00:24:24Friends forever.
00:24:28Dinner later?
00:24:30Sounds awesome.
00:24:51Someone's in a good mood.
00:24:53Oh, it's just...
00:24:55I'm just so happy.
00:24:57You know, Leanne,
00:24:59I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:03I think he could be the one.
00:25:05Oh.
00:25:06I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:09You've only just started dating.
00:25:12Have you ever had a connection
00:25:13that's just so deep,
00:25:15so immediate,
00:25:17that you just know?
00:25:20Yeah.
00:25:22That's us.
00:25:24You know,
00:25:25he told me he wants us to wait
00:25:27for sex.
00:25:29He says he wants to build
00:25:30a strong foundation first.
00:25:34I hope you aren't jealous.
00:25:37Oh.
00:25:38No.
00:25:39I don't know.
00:25:40I just want him to be happy.
00:25:43By the way,
00:25:43I love your lipstick.
00:25:44It's so unique.
00:25:46What color is it?
00:25:48Paris pink.
00:25:50I love it.
00:25:52Anyway,
00:25:52gotta go.
00:25:53Toodles.
00:26:02Why are you so down?
00:26:04What's wrong?
00:26:07Nothing.
00:26:09Famous last words.
00:26:11Is it...
00:26:12Attic?
00:26:14Of course not.
00:26:16How's Beth,
00:26:17by the way?
00:26:18Okay.
00:26:19She thinks that you're gonna settle down with her.
00:26:21You never know.
00:26:26Give me your hand.
00:26:27I'll tell you what's gonna happen.
00:26:30Come on.
00:26:30Okay.
00:26:32Okay.
00:26:33This
00:26:34is your lifeline.
00:26:36It's long.
00:26:37You have a nice, long life.
00:26:40Okay.
00:26:41And this
00:26:42is your headline
00:26:43for wisdom.
00:26:45Mm-hmm.
00:26:45And
00:26:47looks like you
00:26:48have done
00:26:49some stupid things.
00:26:53And this
00:26:54is your
00:26:55love line.
00:26:57So you've got
00:26:58a rocky beginning
00:26:59over here.
00:27:01But you have
00:27:02a long
00:27:03line of love
00:27:04ahead of you.
00:27:06Okay.
00:27:07Okay.
00:27:10Okay.
00:27:11Okay.
00:27:27You wanna go home and fuck?
00:27:29Great idea.
00:27:32Let's go home and fuck you.
00:27:48Let's go home and fuck you.
00:27:51Let's go home and fuck you.
00:27:54Let's go home and fuck you.
00:27:55Let's go home and fuck you.
00:27:56Let's go home and fuck you.
00:27:59Let's go home and fuck you.
00:27:59Let's go home and fuck you.
00:28:00Let's go home and fuck you.
00:28:00Let's go home and fuck you.
00:28:24Looks like we had fun last night
00:28:30Do you have a key?
00:28:36Have a second
00:28:58Nice trick
00:29:06Who is that?
00:29:07I have no idea
00:29:09Hello?
00:29:11Your front door is unlocked
00:29:14My front door
00:29:26Nice
00:29:27How could you?
00:29:34Beth! Wait, Beth!
00:29:36Oh fuck, what have I done?
00:29:41What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:42Beth, it's not what it looks like
00:29:55Hey, what are you doing?
00:29:57I'm leaving
00:29:58I'm getting dressed, I'm going
00:29:59I'm feeling kind of yucky right now
00:30:01Sorry, okay, you didn't do anything
00:30:02It was me, I fucked up
00:30:05You said it wasn't serious
00:30:07It wasn't, it isn't, it doesn't matter
00:30:09I fucked up, whatever it is
00:30:10It was, I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:16I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing
00:30:24Yeah
00:30:26Yeah
00:30:30And first?
00:30:34And first?
00:30:53Hey, Beth
00:30:54Go away
00:31:00I need to talk to you
00:31:03I fire her, except daddy said we'd get sued
00:31:07You on the other hand
00:31:08I don't want to speak to you ever again
00:31:10No, no, it's not what you think, okay?
00:31:12It was a stupid game, friends with benefits
00:31:14But it's over now, okay? I promise
00:31:23Do you love her?
00:31:25Of course not
00:31:27Okay, she means nothing to me
00:31:30Really?
00:31:32Hey
00:31:33Hey, I want to see what happens between us
00:31:35You and me
00:31:38Please
00:31:40Give me another chance
00:31:47I suppose
00:31:51Okay
00:32:06Hey
00:32:06Leigh-Anne, it's me again
00:32:08Don't know why you're avoiding me
00:32:10I'm so confused
00:32:12Friends forever, remember?
00:32:19Eric
00:32:20Eric
00:32:20Hi
00:32:22I'm sorry if it's been a while
00:32:24I know I've been out of touch, but
00:32:28I would love to see you again
00:32:29If you're up for it
00:32:39Asher
00:32:39Asher
00:32:40Asher, it's me
00:32:41I haven't heard from you in like four hours
00:32:43What's going on?
00:32:45Are you with Leigh-Anne?
00:32:46Call me
00:32:54Asher, it's me
00:32:58I haven't heard from you in like four hours
00:32:59What's going on?
00:33:00Are you with Leigh-Anne?
00:33:00Call me
00:33:00I don't know what I did to drive you away, but
00:33:03I'll leave you alone now
00:33:06If you ever want to be friends again
00:33:08You know where to find me
00:33:30It's Eric, leave a message
00:33:33Hey, Eric
00:33:34Um
00:33:36I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night
00:33:39And I wanted to see what you were doing later
00:33:41Asher?
00:33:42Asher, where are you?
00:33:44Why won't you call me back?
00:33:46I know you're with her, you lied to me!
00:33:50Okay
00:33:51Miss you
00:33:52Call me, bye
00:33:58Bye
00:33:59Beth, I got your 35 messages
00:34:02Um
00:34:03Listen
00:34:04I'd really like to get to know you better
00:34:06And spend some time with you, but
00:34:08Maybe we need to slow things down a bit
00:34:12I'll call you when I can
00:34:40Hey, hey, hey, babe
00:34:41Slow down
00:34:48To love
00:34:49To love
00:34:51Wait
00:34:53Love sucks
00:34:57Okay
00:34:58I think we've had enough
00:35:03How about we head back to the mud?
00:35:08Fabulous
00:35:11Easy
00:35:12Easy
00:35:13Easy
00:35:17Up
00:35:40To kamu
00:35:41Aper
00:35:41Free
00:35:41But
00:35:41The
00:35:41Yea
00:35:42Okay
00:35:42Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:36:12I'm just so happy to see you again
00:36:14Yeah, I'm sorry I've been aloof, just been going through some stuff
00:36:17Do you want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:19No, that's okay, just life
00:36:21Is it Leanne?
00:36:23I don't want to talk about Leanne
00:36:26You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy
00:36:28I thought she wasn't into Eric
00:36:31Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment
00:36:36It would look like her clothes from last night
00:36:39No way, she would never, he's a knob
00:36:43Which is why
00:36:45I grabbed the photo
00:36:49I guess she's not the same you think she is
00:37:24I think she is waiting for you, she is doing it
00:37:24I'm sorry, she's just thinking, but
00:37:25I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry
00:37:27The one who has taken part of her
00:37:28Please stay, let me know, the room
00:37:28Please stay, let me know why
00:37:28You're on my right
00:37:29Why can't I say that?
00:37:42So please go, let me know, it goes
00:38:33What the fuck, Leanne?
00:38:34How could you miss that?
00:38:36Sorry.
00:38:37I'm trying my best.
00:38:38Hey.
00:38:40Your best isn't good enough.
00:38:41He causes the game.
00:38:43Okay, hey, you've had too much to do.
00:38:45Don't tell you what to do, woman.
00:38:47She can handle herself.
00:38:49Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:38:52Asher.
00:38:52Look at the loser.
00:38:54So embarrassing.
00:38:58Fucking prick.
00:38:59Come here.
00:39:04Come on.
00:39:07I'm going to keep me.
00:39:11I'm going to give you a Almost.
00:39:12And let's do that.
00:39:14I'll be my children.
00:39:14Like the other thing it's good.
00:39:15We better do that.
00:39:15Come on.
00:39:16I'm trying to find them.
00:39:16Come on.
00:40:17Are you breaking up with me?
00:40:19I wouldn't call it breaking up.
00:40:21We only just got back together.
00:40:25Beth, we were never together.
00:40:28I mean, we went out like six times.
00:40:31You said you wanted to see where things went.
00:40:33Yes, and unfortunately they went in another direction.
00:40:37I'm so sorry. I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:41You're fired.
00:40:43You can't fire me. I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:40:47I'll fire Leanne.
00:40:49You can't. She'll sue.
00:40:53Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:40:57And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:41:02Yeah.
00:41:04Yeah.
00:41:06CLEAR!
00:41:35AAAAAAAH!!!
00:43:06I'm a friend with benefits, Liam.
00:43:11XO, XO.
00:43:15When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Liam.
00:43:22I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:24Then how do you explain the steps?
00:43:26I don't know.
00:43:28I didn't send it.
00:43:29You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:37I'm not going to be so stupid.
00:43:38I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:42Why would I cheat on you?
00:43:43You're my lover.
00:43:44You're my best friend.
00:43:47Lyria.
00:43:50I am not a cheater.
00:43:53I did not send that text, and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break
00:43:56up over this, then fine.
00:44:03I do.
00:44:08Kate.
00:44:30husband, I love you.
00:44:42I will, I will, I will!
00:44:54Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert.
00:44:57Or both. Thoughts?
00:45:02Please, don't marry her.
00:45:05You don't love her.
00:45:06You're rebounding.
00:45:14I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids. Thoughts?
00:45:19A string quartet instead of a jazz trio. Thoughts?
00:45:26They say he's the photographer to the stars. Thoughts?
00:45:44See your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed. I think they'd really get along because it turns
00:45:50out that they both have the same dog. Did you know that? It's crazy.
00:45:54Oh, my God.
00:46:13Hello? Did you get my messages?
00:46:17You're gonna love the photographer. He's awesome. I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you and
00:46:22there's more with the doorman. Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:24Sure. Thanks.
00:46:45Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:46:57You are gone, Leanne Lamont. Once I'm done with this, he is never going to want to see you again.
00:47:04Ever.
00:47:13Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated. Effective now.
00:47:18Wait, what?
00:47:21Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.
00:47:26Who's the source?
00:47:32Oh my God. Why would she do this?
00:47:37Lovers scorned, I suppose.
00:47:38No, it's not true. This will ruin me.
00:47:41You know, Asha, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:47:47But you never speak to me again. So I'm stuck with you.
00:47:52Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:47:57It doesn't matter at this point. It's already in the trades.
00:48:01You're toxic, Asha. Nobody will touch you.
00:48:05So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:17Asha?
00:48:18You bitch.
00:48:19What?
00:48:20You jealous bitch.
00:48:22What are you doing? What are you...
00:48:24I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday, so you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:30Honey?
00:48:31What are you talking about? I...
00:48:33I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:35Oh, job well done.
00:48:37Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:39Stay away from me.
00:48:42Asha, you're one of my best friends.
00:48:44We are not friends.
00:48:47Okay, we are nothing.
00:48:50Stay away from me. Don't contact me. Don't speak to me.
00:48:53Don't look at me.
00:49:00You are dead to me.
00:49:26I have a nice date.
00:49:29You are hanging off.
00:49:30No family knows what you're doing.
00:49:34I possess aura.
00:49:34Everything is graze.
00:49:36Close to me.
00:49:38I love you, I just have to have to have to call back at my house.
00:49:39I have to have someura.
00:49:39I love you, I'm a vampire.
00:49:40I have nowhere to have to be a full order.
00:49:40Ton, um...
00:49:52Can you think?
00:52:04Oh my god, this is crazy.
00:52:07I didn't write this.
00:52:08This is...
00:52:12Heliotrope purple.
00:52:17It was Beth.
00:52:23Heliotrope purple.
00:52:26It was Beth.
00:52:29She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:32Oh my god.
00:52:34Wedding's on Saturday.
00:52:35I've to warn him.
00:52:38Come on.
00:52:39Come on.
00:52:40Come on, come on.
00:52:40I'm sure.
00:52:41Okay.
00:52:44Come on.
00:52:49Shit, he blocked me?
00:53:18Beth?
00:53:19Beth?
00:53:19Beth?
00:53:19Oh my god.
00:53:20Oh.
00:53:36Oh.
00:53:38Oh.
00:53:39Oh.
00:53:40Oh.
00:53:43Oh.
00:53:47Oh.
00:53:49Oh.
00:53:50I don't know.
00:54:21Oh, my God.
00:54:24She's insane.
00:54:26What are you doing here?
00:54:30Beth.
00:54:32You set me up.
00:54:35You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:38I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:42And I won.
00:54:46You stay away from me.
00:54:48You're insane.
00:54:52I mean, I'll scream.
00:54:54Nobody will hear you.
00:55:01Can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:55:07I'm not going to ruin your wedding.
00:55:09I promise, Beth.
00:55:12Okay?
00:55:13You and Asher, or you're a great couple.
00:55:17He loves you.
00:55:21Why don't I just go away?
00:55:24I'll move.
00:55:25I'll quit my job.
00:55:27Just, please.
00:55:29Beth.
00:55:31Don't hurt me.
00:55:33Okay?
00:55:34I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:38But you've got to go.
00:55:45I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:49But you've got to go.
00:55:51No!
00:55:51I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:53I'm sorry, My God.
00:56:02No.
00:56:09My God.
00:56:12I don't know.
00:57:06Don't bother.
00:57:08That pipe's in there good.
00:57:09You're not going anywhere.
00:57:13You're crazy.
00:57:15You're never getting away with it.
00:57:18Oh, but I will.
00:57:19See, I'm getting married today.
00:57:21And then we'll go on our honeymoon.
00:57:23And when I get back, you'll be dead.
00:57:28I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:35You bitch.
00:57:37You bitch!
00:57:38Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:57:45Toodles!
00:57:46Toodles!
00:57:47Oh, and by the way, you're so much for me to work.
00:58:06Oh.
00:58:06Oh.
00:58:08Oh.
00:58:09Oh.
00:58:11Oh, oh.
00:58:12Oh.
00:58:12Oh.
00:58:13Oh.
00:58:14Oh.
00:58:15I don't know.
00:58:49I don't know.
00:59:24I don't know.
00:59:37Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:59:41Come on!
00:59:55Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in.
01:00:02Stop.
01:00:05Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in.
01:00:13Stop.
01:00:16What are you doing here?
01:00:18Keep going fast.
01:00:19What's going on, Beth?
01:00:21Security, take this woman away.
01:00:23She's clearly deranged.
01:00:25Come on, dearly beloved.
01:00:26We are gathered here today.
01:00:27Let's go finish it.
01:00:28Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter.
01:00:32Not me.
01:00:34On which she forged my signature.
01:00:36What?
01:00:37It's completely absurd.
01:00:42Is this true?
01:00:43Oh, she's crazy.
01:00:44Security!
01:00:46She confessed to it all last night.
01:00:48Right after she tried to kill me.
01:00:53Asher, you love me.
01:00:55We're getting married today.
01:00:56Go, go, go!
01:00:58Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:01You're ruining everything!
01:01:07Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:09You're ruining everything!
01:01:11Beth, how could you?
01:01:13I did it for you, baby.
01:01:15For us.
01:01:16Get off me.
01:01:21I will kill you.
01:01:23I will kill you!
01:01:24Don't kill you!
01:01:26Get off me!
01:01:28Get off me!
01:01:29I will kill you!
01:01:30I'm sorry.
01:01:33No, no, no, no, no!
01:01:35I, Beth, how could you take me?
01:01:37Ask for a little bit or not if you have any climb!
01:01:42Hey.
01:01:44You okay?
01:01:47Yeah, I think so.
01:01:49Okay.
01:01:51Good.
01:01:52Good.
01:01:53Hey, someone grab a chair.
01:01:57You okay?
01:01:59Yeah, I think so.
01:02:01Okay.
01:02:02Good.
01:02:05Hey, someone grab a chair.
01:02:11Babe.
01:02:12Hey.
01:02:13Wake up, babe.
01:02:14Baby, wake up.
01:02:15Baby.
01:02:16Hey, wake up.
01:02:17Wake up, baby.
01:02:19The end.
01:02:20Oh.
01:02:22Sure.
01:02:23Yes, it's me.
01:02:24And it's all over.
01:02:31I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:34I'm more sorry.
01:02:35You saved me.
01:02:37You're my hero.
01:02:42Sure, I love you.
01:02:45I love you, Lee.
01:02:52Let me help you.
01:02:54Come on.
01:02:59Uh, but, before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:03:12Will you marry me?
01:03:17Yes.
01:03:19Yes.
01:03:19Yes.
01:03:20Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:26They say that sex ruins everything, but sometimes it makes everything better.
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