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00:00:07I guess I spoke too soon.
00:00:09Aurora!
00:00:11I'm hitting the hay, Sheriff, Uncle Jerry.
00:00:14Nothing going on worth staying up for.
00:00:19False alarm.
00:00:23Hey! A wishing star!
00:00:27What'd you wish for?
00:00:28I'll never tell.
00:00:30Attaboy.
00:00:45Being a bank robber's cat is a lonely job.
00:00:50Hungry one, too.
00:00:52Good thing old Tom knows how to chase the blues away.
00:01:07Hey, hey, I just made my biggest haul ever.
00:01:10I'm gonna hide it in this pinata where no one will suspect.
00:01:13You guard my loot with your life, cat.
00:01:15Anything happens to it and...
00:01:17Oh!
00:01:18Got it!
00:01:19Oh!
00:01:45Got it!
00:01:47I'm gonna hide it in this pinata.
00:01:47Oh!
00:01:47Ah!
00:01:53Ah!
00:02:06Yahoo! My wish came true!
00:02:14Christmas in July!
00:02:19Interesting.
00:02:19But, pretty quick.
00:02:23Wait...
00:02:23I can't remember.
00:02:24I can't remember.
00:02:24All right.
00:03:03Ah, what's with the pinati, Clam?
00:03:07There's a time bomb inside, see?
00:03:09We deliver this to the bank manager for his birthday,
00:03:12and when it goes boom, we run in and rob the vault.
00:03:15Ha-ha!
00:03:17The law!
00:03:38The law!
00:03:39The law!
00:03:41The law!
00:03:42The law!
00:03:52The law!
00:03:52The law!
00:03:55The law!
00:03:56The law!
00:03:56The law!
00:04:04The law!
00:04:06The law!
00:04:07The law!
00:04:12The law!
00:04:14The law!
00:04:16The law!
00:04:17The law!
00:04:42You two done gone viral, better go get my tackle bag.
00:04:48Now, you two just sit tight while I see if I can find what I'm looking for in here.
00:04:53Nope.
00:04:58Now, go darn it, where is it?
00:05:00Good thing I didn't pack much for this trip.
00:05:05Ah, there we go.
00:05:07This will have you back in the saddle right quick.
00:05:09My very own Texas zinger.
00:05:12Open up there, n-n-n-nephew.
00:05:15We'll have to start you off easy.
00:05:27Hang on there, n-n-n-nephew.
00:05:29Worked a little too good.
00:05:55Hmm, that batch doesn't pass its expiration date. Better go whoop up some more.
00:06:00Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
00:06:05-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
00:06:06-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
00:06:07-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
00:06:09-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
00:06:11-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
00:06:21Well, that's the best I can do using acidified ingredients.
00:06:24Hope it does the trick.
00:06:28This batch is so fresh, it might fricassee your innards.
00:06:35Maybe a bigger gulp will do you.
00:06:50Oh, I guess it's got a delayed reaction.
00:06:59Fire!
00:07:24Great balls of fire! It's an effem-
00:07:35Threat detected. Security feature activated.
00:07:48Threat neutralized.
00:07:55Dispensing cold beverage.
00:08:06Accelerate dispensing.
00:08:18Hello, I am Snotty. How may I help you?
00:08:23Make cake. Operate dishwasher. Clean oven. Make waffles.
00:08:28Vacuum.
00:08:29Floor! System overload. System overload.
00:08:33Hello, I'm Snotty. How may I help you?
00:08:36No, I'm Snotty.
00:08:40No, I'm Snotty.
00:08:48Royal a steak.
00:08:56Snotty system overload. Prepare toast.
00:09:02Do you want to end automation? End automation. End automation.
00:09:06End automation, end automation.
00:09:09I'm sorry, the system cannot be turned off.
00:09:34Commence ironing.
00:09:40Commence blending.
00:10:23Thomas, you're filthy.
00:10:24Looks like it's bath time, mister.
00:10:27Good thing I bought some more pet shampoo.
00:10:30You're going to need it.
00:10:34Hold still, Tom.
00:10:36Aw, you look adorable, Thomas.
00:10:54Something smells all pretty and flowery-like.
00:10:56Hey, used to, cut it out.
00:10:59Can't you see I'm trying to get some sleep here?
00:11:07Hey, look at this mess.
00:11:09You carpeted the whole yard.
00:11:12Looks like you're losing your hair, pal.
00:11:14Oh, no!
00:11:20I'm not going to be able to get some sleep.
00:11:28I'm not going to be able to get some sleep.
00:11:30I'm not going to be able to get some sleep.
00:11:38Oh.
00:11:48Oh, really?
00:11:49Oh, well, I'm sorry.
00:11:49I've got one, too.
00:11:50Hey, I'm sorry.
00:11:52Oh, that's a good one.
00:11:54Oh, well, I'm sorry.
00:11:56Oh, that's a good one.
00:11:59Oh, it's a good one.
00:12:05I know, I know, I know.
00:12:05It's a good one.
00:12:06Hmm.
00:12:20You woke me up for this.
00:12:21You want me to help?
00:12:23Let's see.
00:12:24Four easy ways to stop hair loss.
00:12:27If I do it, you'll stop shitting all over my yard.
00:12:31Number one, mudpacks.
00:12:33Let's get to work.
00:12:37Okay, cat.
00:12:38Here comes your treat.
00:12:46Keep them coming, mouse.
00:12:47I don't know if it's working, but it sure is fun.
00:12:57Tom, now what did you get into?
00:13:12Ah!
00:13:13No!
00:13:49What the hell?
00:13:51Why is it going for to get us out to kill our friends?
00:13:51The way we decide.
00:13:52I can't believe that.
00:13:53I can't believe that we have to kill our friends.
00:13:53I can't believe that we will kill our friends.
00:13:55That heys.
00:13:57No!
00:13:57No!
00:14:00No!
00:14:04Ah!
00:14:29Ah!
00:14:57Ah!
00:15:00Pfff!
00:15:03Pff!
00:15:03Tch!
00:15:04Tch!
00:15:05Tch!
00:15:15Tch!
00:15:20Tch!
00:15:21Ow!
00:15:23Tch!
00:15:24Tch!
00:15:25Tch!
00:15:27Tch!
00:15:53Good morning, sir.
00:15:55We're ready to start.
00:15:56We'll look over the tile selections after the ribbon cutting.
00:15:59Cappuccinos, scones, and a complimentary gift basket
00:16:01are in your trailer.
00:16:02Thank you so much, sir.
00:16:34Oh, what now?
00:16:40Oh, you want a bigger house?
00:16:42It'll cost you extra.
00:16:48Nice doing business with you.
00:17:05Oh, you want us to get back to work?
00:17:19Well, for your information,
00:17:21this is our union contract coffee break.
00:17:24If you're in a hurry, do it yourself.
00:17:41We're behind schedule with this rebuild.
00:17:45Keep it coming.
00:18:06You want a pool now?
00:18:08Why don't you do it?
00:18:09All you do is dig a hole, pour some concrete,
00:18:12and just add water.
00:18:33Good luck.
00:18:52Oh, I see you've already started playing with it.
00:18:56Oh, such a ridiculous-looking creature.
00:18:58I know you'll have lots of fun with this one.
00:19:02Come and get the kitty cat.
00:19:04Come and get him.
00:19:05Yes, you can.
00:19:06Yes, you can.
00:19:07Go fetch the kitty, Choo-Choo.
00:19:22Oh, he looks like he'd be a perfect Betty Bob buddy for nappy times.
00:19:39Oh, I'm so happy he's enjoying his new toys.
00:19:43Now, what am I forgetting?
00:19:45Oh, yes.
00:19:46The dry cleaning is in the trunk.
00:19:59Hey, that new service got this done in a snap.
00:20:02See you then.
00:20:03Oh.
00:20:11Haha.
00:20:12Oh, my God.
00:21:50Say, can I have some of those emergency food capsules?
00:21:53I'm starving.
00:22:23You okay, Cap'n?
00:22:37You okay, Cap'n?
00:22:39You okay, Cap'n?
00:22:45You okay, Cap'n?
00:22:50You okay, Cap'n?
00:23:00You okay, Cap'n?
00:23:01You okay, Cap'n?
00:23:01You okay, Cap'n?
00:23:06You okay, Cap'n?
00:23:21Cap'n?
00:23:22Cap'n?
00:23:25Cap'n?
00:23:26Cap'n?
00:23:28Cap'n?
00:23:31Cap'n?
00:24:01Take that, you alien pussycat!
00:24:32Oh, no!
00:25:10I don't know.
00:25:44Ugh, something smells like fish.
00:25:47Must be the dishes from the fried herring at dinner.
00:25:50Ugh, just throw them away already.
00:25:54It still stinks.
00:25:56It must be the skillet there.
00:25:59Still there.
00:26:00Yeah, just get rid of the whole stove.
00:26:03Agh!
00:26:03Agh!
00:26:04Agh!
00:26:08Agh!
00:26:15Agh!
00:26:22Agh!
00:26:31I'm not going to die right now.
00:26:31I'm not going to die right now.
00:26:31I don't think I'm going to die right now.
00:26:32That's what I'm saying.
00:26:35What about the game?
00:26:42I'm not going to die right now.
00:26:51Oh, my God.
00:27:29I don't know.
00:28:13Oh, my God.
00:28:46Oh, my God.
00:28:52Oh, my God.
00:29:46Oh, my God.
00:29:49Oh, my God.
00:29:57Good night.
00:29:58Who will win the favor of me, El Presidente, by dancing for the golden guitar?
00:30:08Oh, come now.
00:30:10Surely someone can impress me with their magnificent dancing skills.
00:30:24Señor Tom, you are going to dance for me.
00:30:27All right.
00:32:45Oh, that's the cue for my big break.
00:32:57Someone get rid of that mangy mud and bring in the actual cat stand in.
00:33:02Uh, we forgot to bring the stand-in cat.
00:33:05Then improvise.
00:33:06You stay here, fella. Out of everybody's way.
00:33:12All right, let's get the stand-in on his mark.
00:33:17Perfect. Can't tell them apart.
00:33:19Uh, no, he's a little too close. Back him up.
00:33:22Now, that's too far back. Let's bring him forward a little bit more.
00:33:25Back. Back a little bit.
00:33:27Perfect. Perfect. Sound check.
00:33:30Ow! Good enough.
00:33:31Now, stand still while we position the lights and camera.
00:33:36Great. Where's our cat star?
00:33:38Still in hair and makeup.
00:33:50Ready on set!
00:33:56Get that ugly cat out of here.
00:33:59It's not that one, the other one.
00:34:03Cat snacks proud pet owner, you're on.
00:34:07You say, I love my cat snacks kitty as much as he loves cat snacks,
00:34:10then we turn to the cat and he meow. Got it?
00:34:13All right. And action!
00:34:16I love my cat snacks kitty as much as he loves cat snacks.
00:34:21Let's hear that meow, buddy.
00:34:24I got this. Meow!
00:34:27Cat! I thought we got rid of that mutt.
00:34:34All right. Let's lose the meow and jump to the pet owner's line.
00:34:37I love my cat snacks kitty.
00:34:39Cat!
00:34:39Your fingers are in the way.
00:34:42We're losing light, people. Let's get this shot.
00:34:45I love my kitty snacky.
00:34:47Cat!
00:34:47I love my kitty snitty snacky.
00:34:50Cat!
00:34:51I love my snitty snacky.
00:34:53I love my snitty snacky snacky sack.
00:34:56Cat! Forget the line. We can put that in later.
00:34:58My arm is getting stiff from holding this box.
00:35:00I'll take over and play the cat's owner.
00:35:02It's about the cat anyway.
00:35:10Oh, fine. How do I make a cat snacks commercial without a cat?
00:35:15Stand in, cat. You're back on.
00:35:32Let's shut it down. We'll make it work somehow.
00:35:44Great job, Officer Hank.
00:35:45You're a doggone good cop.
00:35:51Okay, that's it. Can we change the channel now? The game is on.
00:35:55Oh, just wait until it's over, honey. After all, it's his favorite program. Isn't it tight?
00:36:00And so, until next time...
00:36:05The Bears are back on their own six-yard line, second and 17. Here's the snap, and there's another flag.
00:36:18What the...
00:36:20Why, you little thief!
00:36:26It seems like we've got our own canine cop.
00:36:34Now, Tyke, if you're going to be our little police dog, you're going to have to look the part.
00:36:41There, now. You look so cute. Have fun!
00:36:56That's my boy.
00:36:58Ah, you look great, kid. And if you ever need backup, just whistle.
00:37:19Vandalism, huh?
00:37:20I suppose you know what the penalty for that is.
00:37:24A punch and a kisser!
00:37:40What have you got there?
00:37:41No diving, boys only.
00:37:45Well, you know what they say. You can't fight City Hall.
00:37:49And, uh, you know what the penalty is for that, don't you?
00:37:53A punch and a kisser!
00:37:55A punch and a kisser!
00:38:24What do you got?
00:38:25Hmm, littering.
00:38:27Now, what was the penalty for that?
00:38:29Oh, yeah, the old punch and a kisser.
00:38:48Reckless and dangerous.
00:38:50Nice work, son.
00:38:51Sorry, Jerry.
00:38:53Nobody's above the law.
00:39:11Oh, Tom, you brought the mail.
00:39:13Good kitty.
00:39:15Hey, Rick, do you remember that bulldog registry
00:39:17we sent Spike's hair clippings to?
00:39:19No.
00:39:20Well, listen, it turns out Spike is a descendant
00:39:23of a line of royal English bulldogs.
00:39:26Wow, our Spike's a blue blood.
00:39:28And get this, there's an invitation
00:39:30from a Lord Basingstoke to come to his castle in England,
00:39:33all expenses paid.
00:39:35Pack your bags, we're going to England.
00:39:37Woo-hoo!
00:39:39Richard and Ginger, welcome to Basingstoke Manor.
00:39:42Ah, Lord Basingstoke, I presume.
00:39:44Ah, and this must be Spike...
00:39:47Oh, dear.
00:39:48Bad dog, Spike.
00:39:50Um, he must be excited from the trip.
00:39:53It's quite all right.
00:39:54A bit of canine exuberance is in order under the circumstances.
00:39:57Now, it would mean the world to us
00:39:59if Spike came to accept our humble ancestral estate
00:40:03as his permanent home.
00:40:04Perhaps you could visit as often as you like.
00:40:07Now, I'll just pop inside to arrange tea.
00:40:09Meanwhile, you two can borrow the car
00:40:11to go sightseeing, if you wish.
00:40:13Oh, yes, we wish!
00:40:15Ha, diggity!
00:40:19And you must be Thomas,
00:40:21Spike's feline counterpart.
00:40:24Pleasure to meet you.
00:40:25From what I hear, we'll have no trouble with mice here
00:40:27with you around.
00:40:31Allow me to introduce Harcourt,
00:40:33the top dog at Basingstoke Manor.
00:40:35He'll be happy to show you around the rounds.
00:40:39What do you say, cuz?
00:40:40Give me some paw.
00:40:43Must not get the concept.
00:40:45So, as you can see,
00:40:47dogs have played a role in this home's history
00:40:49for centuries.
00:41:11To get us acquainted with each other,
00:41:13we'll have a spot of tea, eh, Spike?
00:41:19And here's Harcourt with the tea.
00:41:21Right on time, Harcourt.
00:41:22Now, Spike,
00:41:23you may have had tea back home,
00:41:25but I think you'll find this cup
00:41:26to be uniquely exhilarating.
00:41:30Pinkies up!
00:41:42Why don't you two go mingle with the dogs
00:41:44from the neighboring estates
00:41:45here at the kennel club?
00:41:46Ooh, hear that?
00:41:47We're gonna mingle, Harcourt!
00:41:49Hi, Paul!
00:41:51Don't leave me hanging!
00:41:52He left me hanging!
00:41:54Allow me to introduce you
00:41:56to Dean, Duke, and Duchess.
00:41:59Greetings.
00:42:00Delighted.
00:42:02Charmed, I'm sure.
00:42:03So, what do you do for kicks around here?
00:42:06You know, action.
00:42:07Fun.
00:42:08Well, cricket, I suppose.
00:42:10Cricket?
00:42:11You mean just play with punks?
00:42:13No, boy.
00:42:14Cricket is a game.
00:42:16Rather like your baseball.
00:42:18Now, we're the batsmen,
00:42:19and Harcourt is the bowler.
00:42:20When the ball comes in,
00:42:22try to hit it.
00:42:26I say, old boy,
00:42:28well played.
00:42:30And here we have our...
00:42:32A diving ball.
00:42:33Check this out.
00:42:35Cannonball!
00:42:39Come on in.
00:42:41Last one in
00:42:42is a rotten dog biscuit.
00:42:44I say, wait for us.
00:42:46Woody!
00:42:48Hooray-ho!
00:42:49Cowabunga!
00:42:51Cowabunga!
00:43:03Cowabunga!
00:43:05Cowabunga!
00:43:09Cowabunga!
00:43:15Cowabunga!
00:43:22Cowabunga!
00:44:00It's all about territory, Cat.
00:44:02You gotta respect the fella's territory.
00:44:05The house is yours, the yard is mine.
00:44:07So let's have no more of this territorial confusion.
00:44:11Capisce?
00:44:16How you doing, pal?
00:44:18You okay?
00:44:19We can't have you in the house today, Tom.
00:44:21We're steaming the carpets and polishing the floors.
00:44:23You and Spike will have to share the yard.
00:44:53Let's get one thing clear, Cat.
00:44:55I may have to share my territory with you,
00:44:58but I ain't gonna share it all.
00:45:00This here is your territory.
00:45:03This here is mine.
00:45:04Now, do we have an understanding?
00:45:11Come on.
00:45:15All right.
00:45:19Holy prayer.
00:45:21Oh, OK.
00:45:24Yeah!
00:45:25YAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
00:46:30Oh, I see. It's gonna be like that, is it?
00:47:05Thanks, little buddy.
00:47:25Oh, I see.
00:47:26Oh, I see.
00:47:33It's gonna be like that.
00:47:34Oh, I see.
00:47:38Oh, I see.
00:47:42Oh, I see.
00:47:54Oh, I see.
00:47:55Oh, I see.
00:47:56I can't do it.
00:47:58I can't do it.
00:48:01Oh, I see.
00:48:04Oh, I see.
00:48:05Oh, I see.
00:48:30Let's go.
00:48:52Let's go.
00:49:22Let's go.
00:49:48Let's go.
00:50:20Let's go.
00:50:39Let's go.
00:50:47Let's go.
00:50:50Let's go.
00:50:58Let's go.
00:51:01Let's go.
00:51:03Let's go.
00:51:04Let's go.
00:51:05Let's go.
00:51:07Let's go.
00:51:10Let's go.
00:51:17That'll work.
00:51:19I like the way you think, mousey.
00:51:38I look like a butterfly and sting like a bee.
00:51:47Geronimo!
00:52:12Unguard!
00:52:23No!
00:52:26Splinter!
00:52:28Indian leg wrestling champion, is he?
00:52:32Well then, put him up!
00:52:54I'm not going to be able to do this.
00:53:00I'm not going to be able to do this.
00:53:03I'm not going to be able to do this.
00:53:28I'm not going to be able to do this.
00:53:33I'm not going to be able to do this.
00:53:33I'm not going to die.
00:53:34So, what'll it be for the special lady?
00:53:36Jewelry?
00:53:37Or what about a perky little puppy?
00:53:40Oops.
00:53:40Sorry.
00:53:41Looks like that one expired.
00:53:42Or how about a Venus flytrap corsage?
00:53:46And what girl doesn't love chocolate-covered cockroaches?
00:53:54Or if all of that doesn't get you twitterpated, try one of our custom headstones for size.
00:54:03I've got something for everyone.
00:54:05I've helped hundreds find true love.
00:54:07But alas, there's none for me.
00:54:11Excuse me, I have something in my eye.
00:54:18Oh yes, I remember this order.
00:54:20But if it is the secret admirer you're looking for, I'm afraid I can't help you.
00:54:24I've never actually met him.
00:54:25He places all his orders with my delivery boy, and he won't be back for another-
00:54:29Oh!
00:54:30Well, trim my beard, there he is now.
00:54:36You two!
00:54:37You've got a lot of nerve coming here!
00:54:39Oh my, what was that all about?
00:54:43Well, that's my last delivery for tonight, boss.
00:54:46I'm going to hit this sack.
00:54:48Night!
00:54:50Psst!
00:54:51Excuse me, Carlton.
00:54:52You wouldn't mind doing just one more flight this evening, would you?
00:54:56What?
00:54:57These two chaps here are in a quest for love!
00:55:00Could you escort them back to the gentleman who's been placing all these orders?
00:55:03Excuse me, did you hear me?
00:55:05I never want to see those two vermin again!
00:55:09Oh, but Carlton, this isn't about you and them.
00:55:11This is about love makes the world go round.
00:55:15Love pumps hearts up and down.
00:55:18Take a chance to romance love!
00:55:22Enough already.
00:55:23Yeesh!
00:55:24Fine, I'll help.
00:55:25Just spare me the whole song and dance.
00:55:28Let's get this over with.
00:55:30Give me that card!
00:55:32Oh, yeah.
00:55:33I remember this bomb.
00:55:35Alright!
00:55:35Giddy up, vermin!
00:55:36We're off to find your Romeo!
00:55:38And when I get back, I expect a race!
00:55:42Well, at least someone will find love tonight.
00:55:48Wakey-wakey, boys!
00:55:49We're here!
00:55:55Hmm…
00:55:56Did you come alone?
00:55:58The thorns were a big hit, but this time I really outdone myself.
00:56:04now hold on there son!
00:56:06I'm looking for this here hood feller.
00:56:08Any chance you seen him?
00:56:11Big you Robin Hood
00:56:13Silly wolf! You can't catch Robin Hood and his Merry Men
00:56:19Those Merry Men really get my blood to boiling
00:56:27I don't know but I've been told
00:56:29We're the best at taking gold
00:56:31Left, right, left, right
00:56:38darn red riding hood holding up traffic can't you visit your grandma after rush hour
00:56:44you'll pay for this little red
00:56:50hold her right there son i'm the inspector around these parts where you going with that
00:56:55there basket i am on my way to my sick grandma's house with the goodies tom now hold on
00:57:03there let's just have a look at them there goodies fried chicken a banana custard pie bottle of apple
00:57:09juice huh grandma can't be too sick to be chewing down on all this takeout i'll just hold on to
00:57:16this
00:57:16for safe keeping
00:57:41aha
00:57:49hey there cousin we're on our way to grandma's pad she's throwing a sick bash
00:57:54it's vernacular for spectacular count me in cousins
00:58:04that should do it a little detour should send red straight to me
00:58:12get lost kids i've got bigger fish to fry
00:58:15you mean me oh get lost
00:58:25now let's see about this sick bash
00:58:38you'll make an excellent plate of wolf puffs sit tight boys the main course has arrived
00:58:45uh-huh just what i've been waiting for
00:58:49ah we mustn't skip protocol what big eyes i have
00:58:53what big ears i have
00:58:55big nose big mouth yada yada yada
00:58:59let's cut to the chase
00:59:02there now i hope you're all cozy
00:59:04i'm not your granny but i do love a basket of goodies
00:59:09ah robin hood and his merry men
00:59:13curse you robin hood this isn't even your story
00:59:16now you can get what's coming to you you evil bitch
00:59:23now i've got a little something for you robin hood
00:59:31forgot to say what a big broom you have grandma
00:59:37hey babe that's not good
00:59:41that there gingerbread man can hurt somebody
00:59:44that's the idea
00:59:53i'm all out of fancy cookies so i hope you like the plain ones
01:00:11enough no more play time with the pastries
01:00:13now we use a little witchcraft
01:00:16we really must do less merrymaking and more helping next time
01:00:21now all we need is to light the fire and get cookies
01:00:25oh now what
01:00:31they just don't make gingerbread houses like they used to
01:00:36you
01:00:36you
01:00:37you
01:00:37you
01:00:40you