00:14I don't know.
00:39Oh, my God.
01:04Oh, my God.
01:30Oh, my God.
02:00Oh, my God.
02:45Oh, my God.
02:46Oh, my God.
02:46Oh, my God.
02:48Oh, my God.
02:54Okay.
02:56Here we go.
03:07Shh.
03:08Shh.
03:08It's okay, Mr. Tips.
03:09It's okay.
03:11Oh, it has that old people smell.
03:15Just an observation, not a judgment.
03:40Just an observation, not a judgment.
03:43I'll get you.
03:48At least acknowledge this isn't the way to deal with your anger the way you said you were
03:51gonna do.
03:53Say yes with your head.
03:56Two blinks.
03:59Nothing.
04:06Mal, you and Simon, take your stuff.
04:08Wait in the foyer while I go look for the main circuit breaker.
04:10Okay, Mom.
04:13Get out of the car right now.
04:15You're not my mother, Mallory.
04:16No, I'm worse because Mom doesn't believe in hitting.
04:19Ow!
04:19Here you go.
04:21And he's out of the car.
04:23Stop it.
04:24I'm not gonna let you keep acting like a jerk.
04:27I'll do whatever I want.
04:28No, you won't.
04:29Mom needs this to work, so cut it out.
04:31Simon, get her!
04:32I'm a pacifist.
04:34You're so annoying.
04:36You think you know everything.
04:37Well, I know stuff you don't.
04:38Like what?
04:41Nothing.
04:44Thanks for having my back, bro.
04:46I don't do conflict.
05:04I'm a pacifist.
05:06You're too bad.
05:06No, you're too bad.
05:08No, you're too bad.
05:08No, you're too bad.
05:09No, you're too bad.
05:09I'm sorry.
05:09No, you're too bad.
05:10No.
05:11It's so bad, you're too bad.
05:13No, you're too bad.
05:13No, no, I don't get out of here.
05:14I'm sorry.
05:14No, I don't run.
05:26What are you doing?
05:27Uh, unpacking.
05:28Why? I told you it's only temporary.
05:31Dad's coming tomorrow, and he's gonna take us back with him.
05:33I know.
05:34But what about Mom?
05:35She can have Mallory.
05:37Oh, come on, Simon. We can't stay here.
05:39Look at this place.
05:40It's the house that time forgot.
05:42Oh, and it's got that old people's smell. I know.
05:45Oh, and what's this?
05:49Salt. There's salt on the window.
05:52I know. It's on all the windows.
05:54Yeah, and that's not weird.
05:56I'm guessing she put it there.
05:59Is that the nutbag and her husband?
06:01No.
06:03That's Arthur Spiderwick. You know, our great-great-uncle.
06:06The little girl's the nutbag.
06:08I mean, Aunt Lucinda, his daughter.
06:12She's the one who lived here before they took her away to the, uh, to the, to the nut house.
06:19Right.
06:21And why'd she get taken there?
06:23Because she said her father was abducted.
06:26By?
06:29By fairies.
06:31Exactly.
06:33Our crazy aunt stayed here her whole life and never left.
06:36Ever.
06:36It's not gonna happen to me.
06:38Or you.
06:40End of discussion.
06:55Has anybody seen my keys?
06:56I know I left them right here.
06:58Nope.
07:02I guess Aunt Lucinda liked honey with her oatmeal, huh?
07:06And tomato sauce.
07:07Hmm?
07:12Wow.
07:14Where is my fencing medal, Jared?
07:16Hanging on your bed?
07:17It's not there anymore.
07:18Well, find the bed and you'll find your medal.
07:20I'm not talking about the bed.
07:21You know what?
07:23I'm not acknowledging your existence until you bring my medal back.
07:26Promise?
07:27Well, actually, you'd have to acknowledge his existence in order to receive the medal from him.
07:31Thanks, Spock.
07:32You're the pride of the Federation.
07:34Jared, give it back.
07:35Take the stupid medal.
07:37You're such a liar.
07:38Confliction.
07:38Shut up, Simon.
07:39Hey!
07:42We're not gonna do this.
07:46New town.
07:47New house.
07:48New job.
07:50This is our new life.
07:52Let's not fall into old ruts.
07:54Okay?
07:55I know this house isn't perfect, but we can make it work.
07:59If we want to make it work.
08:01All right.
08:02All right, Mom.
08:03Hey, Mom.
08:07Shut up!
08:08Shut up!
08:08Oh, my God.
08:27Hi.
08:29Dad.
08:31Yeah, we made it.
08:34Look at that noise in the background.
08:35You know what, Scratch? I don't want to know.
08:38Just because I don't.
08:39I'm gonna go look for my medal.
08:41I'll help you.
08:42Uh-huh.
08:45What?
08:51It's your dad.
08:57Hi, Dad.
08:58Hey, buddy. How's the Addams family about you?
09:00Oh, the house. Yeah, it's great.
09:01I feel like big, creepy houses in the middle of nowhere.
09:03Come on.
09:05Seriously, there's nothing here.
09:07You'll see.
09:08Yeah, well, listen.
09:09You're still coming tomorrow, right?
09:11Um, yeah, maybe. I'm gonna try.
09:13Why, maybe?
09:14Don't worry, I'm coming.
09:16There's something we need to talk about.
09:17But tomorrow might not work out, okay?
09:19Yeah, I understand.
09:21Okay, good.
09:22You'll try, though, right?
09:23Absolutely, but I'll see you soon, though, definitely.
09:26Okay.
09:28See you, son.
09:30Bye, Dad.
09:37What did you say to him?
09:46Can't you at least pretend you wanted to come and see us?
09:48Yes, please?
09:48Yes.
09:53Yes, please?
09:57Yes, please.
10:07Hi, Dad.
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