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Handcuffed: Last Pair Standing - Season 1 - Episode 05
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00:03Right, I don't think they'll f***ing tell me what I'll f***ing do in my own f***ing house.
00:07Nine pairs.
00:08We've got cutters, we can cut it.
00:10Became eight.
00:12Give me the f***ing key.
00:13I'm f***ing human.
00:15I've stopped him from winning and that is worth 500 grand.
00:20Became seven.
00:21Enough!
00:22I won't tolerate it.
00:26I'm free!
00:27Became six.
00:29I don't f***ing raise your voice at me.
00:32I've got the patience of the same, but there's an absolute limit.
00:37Now, five couples remain.
00:39We are such a team.
00:41Guys, all drinks are in the house tonight.
00:45With the 拢100,000 prize within touching distance...
00:49Are you ready to join me in my little game?
00:52Things are about to get personal.
00:54It's just taking it to another level now.
00:56I need to get up. I need to be left alone.
00:58You're not on your own.
00:59In a divided Britain, which pairs can put their differences aside?
01:04His whole energy is very judgy.
01:09If I didn't need 50 grand, I probably would have left.
01:12And actually get along.
01:15If I win, she wins.
01:16I can uncough and your game's over.
01:19I'm out of here.
01:22Welcome to Handcuffed.
01:34So I'm down to the last five couples in the competition.
01:37Now they've all had the chance to live in each other's worlds.
01:40I think it's a good time to send them out on the roll
01:42to see how they fend for themselves.
01:55I can't be arsed.
01:58I don't think we've got a problem here, do you?
02:00OK, cool.
02:02Do you think we have a problem?
02:03No.
02:03All right, well, do you want to discuss it again?
02:05No, you're all right, mate.
02:06Come on, don't do the...
02:07No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
02:08Because I'm trying to have a conversation with you
02:09and you're doing this thing where you talk over me
02:11and you try and...
02:12Shut up.
02:14Don't grab my hand like that.
02:15Do not grab my hand.
02:23One second, Bob.
02:24One sec.
02:26Bob, one sec.
02:27I've got to get my suitcase on.
02:29I need to learn how to be patient.
02:33With the experiment entering its second week,
02:36things are about to go up a level.
02:38People think that you're maybe my, like, social worker.
02:41Just got me out of prison and, like, taking me on day release.
02:47I'm removing the pairs from the comforts of their homes and families
02:52and sending them away to classic British holiday destinations.
02:58From Great Yarmouth to Skegness.
03:02Each adventure is tailor-made to test their burgeoning friendships.
03:07To win the 100 grand,
03:10they'll have to discover who their partner really is.
03:16After all, the ultimate test of any new relationship
03:19is going on holiday together.
03:24Right, here we are.
03:27We're on a holiday.
03:29Yeah.
03:31I've sent barmaid Tilly and millionaire car collector Anthony
03:34to the Great British Seaside
03:36for some concentrated one-on-one time.
03:40I never thought of coming to Skegness on holiday.
03:43Nice, isn't it?
03:46We're walking past empty shops.
03:48It ain't that nice.
03:49For someone who usually holidays in the south of France,
03:53it's not a destination businessman Anthony would typically choose.
03:57I hope there's sand, if we can go on the beach.
04:00Lovely.
04:01I just think, like, as soon as we got off the train,
04:05it was this really big elaborate show.
04:07Oh, this is so fun.
04:09I'm so looking forward to this.
04:10I think... I don't know.
04:12It's disingenuous.
04:15Over the seven days they've spent together,
04:17the pair have often struggled to see eye-to-eye on their differences.
04:21If you listen...
04:22Don't keep telling me to listen.
04:24Do not keep telling me to listen.
04:27People that are working cannot afford to live.
04:30Well, where are they all?
04:31They're here. It's me.
04:36Hey, it's over there, look.
04:38Feast and Lodge.
04:39I'm hoping a stay in this Hollywood-themed B&B
04:43might just change that.
04:45Oh, lovely to meet you.
04:46Oh, Tilly.
04:47Thank you for having us.
04:47What's your name?
04:48Tilly.
04:49And I'm Anthony. Hello, love.
04:50Hello, Anthony. I'm Lorraine.
04:53This is Neville.
04:54You've got an amazing place here. Wow.
04:56You didn't know you were going to meet Elvis.
04:58You're doing all right?
04:59It's been a lot of fun.
05:00The first few days were very hard.
05:02We haven't had it bad.
05:04Hmm.
05:05You both look happy.
05:06We've had a very, very, very good run with it.
05:10It's all chat, chat, chat, chat, chat.
05:12I think it's just a little bit fake, to be honest.
05:16You need to drop the edge.
05:18Otherwise, I'm going to uncuff.
05:20Shall we have a wander to the sea and walk back for supper?
05:23OK.
05:24I like to think I'm a tolerant person.
05:26I try to see the best in everybody,
05:28but if you're not being genuine,
05:31I'll let you know.
05:32I really will.
05:33Pfft!
05:36There we go.
05:38That's what it's all about.
05:40Happy?
05:41No, not really.
05:42I find that when the cameras are rolling,
05:45you act very differently.
05:47Really?
05:48Like, all of a sudden, it becomes like a big show.
05:51I think you say things for the sake of saying things,
05:55because you think it's what people want to hear.
05:58And really and truly,
05:58you shouldn't give a fuck what people want to hear.
06:00Like, you should just be yourself.
06:02Well, I am being yourself.
06:03I feel...
06:04Sometimes I feel like you're not,
06:06if I'm completely honest.
06:07Right.
06:07Like, really.
06:08I don't think he's shown his true, true self
06:11in this entire time that we've been here.
06:14Just be normal, innit?
06:17I just can't be arsed with it.
06:18If I didn't need 50 grand,
06:20I probably would have left.
06:22I think you think we've had a really, really easy ride.
06:25I think we have.
06:26Yeah, it's probably been easy,
06:27because, like, when you move your hand,
06:29I move my hand.
06:30And vice versa.
06:31But it's not always vice versa.
06:34Well, sometimes you catch me out.
06:35And I...
06:36Because you move quicker than I.
06:37Yeah, but it's your...
06:39I don't think we've got a problem here, do you?
06:41OK, cool.
06:42Well, you will say on camera we have that, will you?
06:45Because we haven't.
06:46Come on, don't do...
06:47No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
06:48Because I'm trying to have a conversation with you,
06:50and you're doing this thing where you talk over me,
06:51and you try and...
06:52Oh, shut up.
06:54Don't grab my hand like that.
06:56Do not grab my hand like that.
06:57I'm not grabbing your hand.
06:58Just explain to me what you're talking about.
07:00No.
07:01And it's just like then.
07:02You said, oh, if you think we've got a problem,
07:03would you say that on camera?
07:06I just think it's just all bollocks.
07:08I am talking to you.
07:09Hang on.
07:10I'm not fucking talking to you.
07:12I'm not talking to you.
07:13When things get really, really rough
07:15and she gets upset about things,
07:16I get it in the nuts.
07:18She has to learn to just calm down a bit,
07:20and, of course, if I said that,
07:21she'd go up like a firecracker.
07:23I'm sick of being criticised by Tilly.
07:25I think she's magnificent.
07:28I'm a fucking bitch.
07:30Say it.
07:31I know I'm being horrible,
07:33but, like, at least I'm being honest.
07:48I'm going to take a shower.
07:53One second, Bob.
07:54You're just putting me around.
07:55Oh, I'm trying to.
07:56I'm trying to get this one.
07:59I haven't got my watch back on that.
08:00I'm going.
08:00Let's just go and do you first.
08:04I've sent former reform party candidate Bob
08:07and youth worker Chris
08:08on a barging holiday
08:10along the Kennet and Avon Canal,
08:12but it's far from plain sailing.
08:16Oh.
08:20I have a little bit of consideration, mate.
08:22I'm with you.
08:23I'm meant to be working as a team.
08:24You're not fucking...
08:25Well, no.
08:26You've just jumped up, mate,
08:27and done what you needed to do,
08:28so I'll be working as a team.
08:32Bob, I've been so considerate to you.
08:34You're unconsiderate, mate.
08:35The whole fucking week,
08:36the Bob show, the Bob show, Bob show.
08:38What do you want?
08:38What do you want?
08:39Oh, I want a shower like this.
08:39I want to do this like this.
08:40I want to do this like this.
08:41I want to do this like that.
08:43It's just annoying me.
08:48Since Chris discovered the comments
08:50Bob had previously posted online,
08:52he's been wondering if he can carry on.
08:55Former reform candidate dropped over racist comment.
08:59What's with the terminology of black savages?
09:02It gets to the point where sometimes
09:03we can't say anything about anything.
09:08I actually feel very, very awkward
09:12being handcuffed to Bob.
09:14I'm starting to realise,
09:15even though he's acknowledged
09:16what he has said was racist,
09:18it's not enough.
09:19I need to feel that you're sorry.
09:21I need to see within your attentions
09:23that you are sorry.
09:24If not, I'm going to take off my handcuffs.
09:27I'm very generous with my conversation
09:29and who I am and what.
09:30I don't hide anything.
09:31I've got nothing to hide.
09:33If Chris still had a problem
09:34with what I said,
09:36it's familiar territory.
09:44With Bob's statement weighing on Chris's mind,
09:48I want to discuss the situation with the pair.
09:52Chris, how are you?
09:53Come on out.
09:54Bob, lovely to see you.
10:00Listen, it's been absolutely a while
10:02and I'm not going to lie to you.
10:03It's been really, really, really tough.
10:06I'm not racist.
10:07If I was racist,
10:08I'd be saying something like that
10:09every bloody day
10:10and if you look at my history,
10:11I'm 70 years old,
10:12I've said nothing before.
10:13I've said that
10:14and I've said nothing since.
10:15I don't mind people throwing stones at me
10:16but it's a continuous thing these days.
10:18We don't want to throw stones at you.
10:19What we want to do is see you.
10:20Look, here's the thing.
10:21When I fucked up,
10:21when I fucked up a few times,
10:22you know,
10:23I eventually learned
10:24how to listen to other people
10:25and say,
10:26okay, so what should I do?
10:27How do I...
10:28And you do come away
10:29at the end of the day,
10:30you come away realizing
10:30that the only thing
10:33that really matters
10:34is how you feel about yourself.
10:38Because, yeah,
10:39there are times
10:39when you say something,
10:40the newspapers will still
10:41have a go at you about something.
10:43If you know you've done
10:44everything you can
10:44to address what you perceive
10:46to be a wrong,
10:47if indeed you do accept to be a wrong,
10:49then that's it.
10:50You can do no more.
10:51And so therefore,
10:51you can walk on quite happily.
10:53And, you know,
10:53I am disgusted
10:54with what I said at that time.
10:56I've been sitting there
10:57thinking for the last couple of days,
10:58because the public has done it,
10:59he needs to publicly apologize
11:00on a public platform.
11:02Do you feel the need
11:04to apologize even?
11:05Because I'm not saying you should.
11:07I'm not saying you have to.
11:08It's down to you.
11:09Everyone's tied to their own opinion.
11:10I can't apologize to nobody.
11:12No, well,
11:13you can apologize publicly.
11:14It's not aimed at an individual.
11:16I've done that
11:16far too many times in my career.
11:19And that's what I want you to know.
11:20Obviously, we spoke.
11:21I don't want,
11:21I'm not here to bash.
11:22I want, if not,
11:23to give you the green part,
11:24you're standing next to me.
11:25Let's do this together.
11:27I'm with you,
11:28do you know what I mean?
11:28Now, at least I can stand with you
11:29and to the rest of the black community.
11:32Know what I have been with him
11:33and he's genuine
11:34and hints to say
11:35but it's got to come from you first.
11:37I can't say it for you.
11:49I don't suppose you have any marmalade, do you?
11:51I do.
11:52Could we possibly have a bit of salt and pepper?
11:54Salt and pepper, darling?
11:55All right.
11:55That's fabulous.
11:57Yes, sir.
11:58I've sent the remaining pairs on holiday
12:01to test their relationships
12:03as they compete to win that 拢100,000.
12:07Afternoon.
12:09Two weeks ago,
12:11none of them had ever even met.
12:15Living in each other's pockets 24 hours a day,
12:18the pairs are now beginning
12:20to reveal their true selves.
12:31But you've never had anyone
12:33handcuffed in your car before, have you?
12:34No, first time.
12:36First time.
12:36It's surprising.
12:39In Hampshire,
12:40traditional wife Charlie
12:41and porn star Rob
12:42are still getting acquainted.
12:46So how do you know each other?
12:47We don't.
12:48We don't?
12:48We've never met one of them.
12:50Complete strangers.
12:51Just been like chucked in the deep end.
12:53You know what I mean?
12:54We started to drown
12:55in the first couple of days.
12:56We're starting to learn
12:57how to swim now.
12:59Where the hell are we?
13:01I've got to know Rob
13:02a little bit better,
13:03but I am still handcuffed
13:05to a complete and utter stranger.
13:08So it's going to be odd
13:10going to a totally new environment.
13:14It's absolutely beautiful, isn't it?
13:17I think it is.
13:18They'll be camping
13:19on a remote farm stay
13:21with only animals for company.
13:24So, yeah, we had pears in the field.
13:26We've got the kites,
13:28the alpacas,
13:29and partridges and pheasants.
13:31Bears.
13:33And you.
13:37Hey, oh, you just spat at him.
13:39You stopped me.
13:40Oh, you dirty bastard.
13:42Don't you dare spit at me again.
13:45You've got horses?
13:46Yeah.
13:47Yeah.
13:48I don't think it's just
13:49we can't at home.
13:49Oh, yeah, you do.
13:51With phones off limits,
13:53homemaker Charlie
13:54has no way
13:55of contacting
13:56her nearest and dearest.
13:57Right.
13:58I'm finding it quite tough
14:00being here
14:01without my family.
14:04I love being a mother
14:06and I love being a wife
14:07and I think communication
14:09is key.
14:10We always sit down
14:10and chat together
14:12at the end of the day.
14:13It's something that
14:14I'm really, really
14:14passionate about.
14:16Oh, look, Stacey.
14:18Oh, look at that.
14:20I've never done this before.
14:23Every time I've got a new challenge,
14:24I'm learning something new about life.
14:29This is our first holiday together, Charlie.
14:32Me, you and the world in us.
14:37I don't think I can do this.
14:41Um.
14:42The isolation proves too much for Charlie.
14:46We have to stay positive.
14:48I have no contact with family,
14:51with anybody.
14:55It's horrid.
14:57If I talk about it
14:58or think about it too much,
14:59I'll cry,
14:59so I'm not going to go there.
15:03I just want to walk away.
15:16Can you get those little twigs
15:17on top of it?
15:18Yeah.
15:19Oh, ah, eyes.
15:23Also in Hampshire,
15:24Green Councillor Frank
15:25and GB News commentator Lynn
15:27are settling in
15:28for a night together,
15:30alone.
15:31It's hilarious
15:31that we're in this conference.
15:33This is what's happening.
15:34I didn't know you a week ago.
15:36I've sent the couple
15:37to experience a slice
15:38of Britain's great history,
15:40camping in an ancient
15:42Saxon settlement.
15:43You're into community.
15:45We've got to be a community
15:46between the two of us.
15:47Two of us, yeah.
15:48So we're going to get
15:49that cow hide, goat hide.
15:50We're going to lay that out.
15:52We're going to make it comfortable.
15:54I don't like all the hair on it,
15:55to be honest.
15:56Yeah, but there's no time
15:57for that vegan shit now, Frank.
15:59I'm so sorry.
16:00So far,
16:01the pair's political differences
16:02have frequently got
16:03in the way of their relationship.
16:05They've struggled to find
16:06any common ground.
16:08What are we going to do?
16:09I'm not a politician.
16:10So you don't have the answers?
16:11Neither do you.
16:12Guess what?
16:13I don't give a shit
16:14about your green policy.
16:15We've got to give up.
16:16There isn't a way forward.
16:18We've argued, like,
16:20I wouldn't even argue
16:21to, you know,
16:22my family.
16:23Occasionally,
16:24they get moments of hope,
16:25and then I feel
16:25that comes back to being,
16:27I think this,
16:27and you think that.
16:28Oh, my jeebus.
16:32Would you have said
16:33years ago to the Saxons,
16:35you know,
16:36don't kill animals?
16:37The Saxons had no choice.
16:39But people were better
16:40when they killed animals.
16:41What?
16:42What?
16:42I'm just asking.
16:43That's just like
16:44GB News obfuscation of,
16:45It's got nothing
16:46to do with GB News.
16:48Lynn.
16:49Lynn.
16:50This situation,
16:51it's about as challenging
16:52enough as it is.
16:53The last thing we want
16:53to be doing
16:54is squabbling about politics.
16:55OK, forget the politics.
16:57Let's fuck off politics.
16:59Yeah, let's do it.
17:01We've come, you know,
17:02this far in this challenge,
17:03and we've given each other,
17:05you know,
17:06the worst of ourselves.
17:09What we need much more of
17:10is teamwork.
17:12Just because the only hope
17:13we've got right now
17:14is each other.
17:24those spiders
17:25are getting in there.
17:28On their farm stay,
17:30homemaker Charlie
17:30and porn star Rob
17:32are turning in
17:32for the night.
17:34Being at my house
17:36and being at your house
17:36seems like a distant memory now.
17:39Since arriving
17:40at their remote campsite,
17:42homesick Charlie
17:43is debated uncuffing
17:44and returning
17:45to her family.
17:47Like, this is the longest
17:48I've ever not spoken
17:49to the children.
17:52They're really mad at me.
17:54They're OK.
17:56They're definitely a can't.
17:57Don't worry about it.
17:59They're only like,
18:00they're going to be there
18:00when you get back.
18:02If they give up now,
18:04I reckon they'll go,
18:04why the fuck
18:05did she quit for?
18:06Yeah.
18:08At the end of the day,
18:08all I can do
18:09is support her
18:09and try and make her,
18:11you know,
18:12feel comfortable
18:12along the way.
18:14And that's what
18:15I've been doing
18:15from the start.
18:17I think without
18:18my support and motivation,
18:19I don't think
18:20Charlie would still
18:21be in this now.
18:23We're nearly fucking there.
18:24I don't think we'd
18:25ever thought we'd both
18:27get to where we are now.
18:28You know what I mean?
18:30You know, you're fine.
18:32I want to make them proud.
18:36He's really good
18:37at calming me down.
18:40I've always shown
18:41my family to dig deep
18:43and carry on
18:44even when the going
18:45gets really tough.
18:46So I really hope
18:48that I make them
18:49seriously proud
18:50by continuing to be,
18:52you know,
18:53here handcuffed to Rob
18:54in this crazy,
18:54crazy journey.
19:11This is the perfect
19:13way to cook potato.
19:16Barbecue style.
19:19At the ancient
19:20Saxon encampment,
19:21GB News commentator
19:23Lynn and Green
19:23councillor Frank's
19:25truce is underway.
19:26That's quite good
19:27actually, yeah.
19:28This is what my life
19:29has come to,
19:30stabbing a potato
19:31with a stick.
19:32Crack open that
19:33olive oil.
19:34Please.
19:35Salt my hands.
19:36Yeah.
19:37Yeah.
19:40Brilliant.
19:41That's excellent.
19:42Look at us go.
19:43I do think that
19:44Frank and I
19:45are bonding
19:45a little bit better.
19:48Oh, this is...
19:49Oh, hell yeah.
19:50Not wrong with that.
19:51Not wrong with that.
19:52Get this one cracked open.
19:53Come on.
19:54Oh, sorry.
19:55It looks so fluffy,
19:56you know.
19:57That is banging,
19:59honestly.
19:59You know what?
20:00Given the circumstances,
20:01I think we've done
20:01pretty well.
20:02We have.
20:03Thrown in at the deep end.
20:04We've got roasted
20:05vegetable and hummus
20:06jacket potatoes.
20:07Nothing can stop us.
20:09It's forcing us to
20:10appreciate each other
20:11and I'm really happy
20:13about that.
20:14I'm really, really
20:14happy about that.
20:15Look at that.
20:16We are such a team
20:18and maybe I've been
20:20quite stubborn.
20:21I won't ever roll back
20:22on my principles
20:24but I don't need to
20:25roll back on them
20:26to be a friend of Lynn's.
20:31I've probably got habits
20:32that are annoying.
20:33I know that I can talk a lot.
20:35Very stubborn
20:37but the core principle
20:38of everything I stand for
20:39is making sure
20:40that I'm living a life
20:41that I'm proud of
20:42and encouraging others
20:43to do the same.
20:44Politics isn't something
20:45that I take lightly.
20:46I've given up
20:47everything for this.
20:49Are you good?
20:50I'm good, yeah.
20:51Really?
20:51Take me out on a date now.
20:53Look at this.
20:53It's an outfit.
20:54It ain't sexy, is it?
20:55At all.
20:57There's not been anything
20:58sexy about any of this.
21:00I think we're in enough layers
21:01that we'll be repelled
21:03for each other.
21:05Ready?
21:06Mm-hmm.
21:07We're definitely
21:07more familiar with each other
21:09and I think secretly
21:10he's starting to get
21:11a bit of a soft spot for me.
21:14We haven't talked
21:15about politics at all.
21:16We've got on
21:17the best we've ever been
21:18and I think that just
21:19shows actually
21:20when you really need
21:22each other
21:22you just put it
21:23all to one side.
21:24Night, Frank.
21:25Well done today.
21:26You've been great.
21:27Yeah, teamwork though.
21:28We have smashed it, right?
21:29Come on.
21:46On a canal
21:47somewhere near Bristol
21:48former Reform Party
21:50candidate Bob
21:51and youth worker Chris.
21:55Since I met with the pair
21:57Bob's been weighing up
21:58whether to make
21:59a public apology
22:00for his online comments.
22:04People just want to
22:05sincerely see like
22:06do you know what
22:06this guy understands?
22:08That's it.
22:09It's something that
22:09I regret saying
22:10and I can recognise
22:12the hurt I've caused
22:14and I can certainly
22:15show it won't happen again.
22:19People want to see
22:20that upsetness
22:21that you do feel upset.
22:23I want to
22:24sincerely apologise
22:25not just to you
22:26but to
22:27the ethnic minorities
22:28in this country.
22:29I'm not a Shakespeare
22:29with words
22:30but I want to
22:31get the message over
22:31and to post it
22:33all over like
22:34social media.
22:35Good on you Bob man.
22:36Seriously.
22:37Takes a strong man
22:37to do what you're doing.
22:38Seriously.
22:38Yeah?
22:39Thank you very much.
22:39Yeah.
22:42Just breathe.
22:43Take your time Bob.
22:44It's just a few words.
22:46Yeah?
22:48My name is Bob Lomas
22:49and 18 months ago
22:51I said that black people
22:53should get off
22:54their lazy arses
22:55go and get a job
22:56and stop acting
22:58like savages.
22:59I can't change
23:00what I said.
23:01I can only apologise
23:03for saying it.
23:04I vehemently apologise
23:06for using those words.
23:08I made a bloody
23:08big mistake
23:09and I'm bloody
23:10sorry that I did.
23:11So I want to apologise
23:12to anybody
23:13that is affected.
23:25Nice day for it captain.
23:27Nice day.
23:28When he done that apology
23:29it did blow me away.
23:31It's really powerful
23:32you know
23:33and I'm even feeling
23:34a little bit teary now.
23:37I genuinely believe
23:38he understands
23:39that he's made a mistake
23:40and I'm more than happy
23:41if we are the winners
23:42to raise our hands
23:43to get a rock
23:44because I know
23:44he's not racist.
23:47Later on
23:47we'll splice the main brace
23:49shall we?
23:50All these terminologies Bob
23:51I don't understand
23:52what you're saying.
23:52It means get the rum out
23:53and open the bottle
23:54that's what it means.
23:56Chris has taught me
23:57to be open-minded
23:58and he's helped me
23:59to move on
23:59from an extremely
24:01bad scenario
24:02in my life.
24:04So this is the start
24:05of a beautiful friendship.
24:11All aboard!
24:13That's train start.
24:15Oh okay.
24:27Oh gosh
24:28that was beautiful
24:29comfy and lovely
24:30wasn't it?
24:31No it was horrible.
24:32It was freezing
24:33and it even started
24:34fucking raining.
24:35I've sent the remaining
24:37pairs on holiday
24:38but they're not there
24:40to relax.
24:41From now on
24:42they'll have to earn
24:42their keep
24:44That's a lot of potatoes.
24:46Fuck this.
24:47By doing shifts
24:48of hard graft.
24:50I'm hoping that
24:51working side by side
24:53When I finish
24:54can I bring my car
24:54down here?
24:56will push the couples
24:57closer together.
24:59Publiscuit.
25:00Is donkey shit
25:02as good for roses
25:03as horse shit?
25:13It's got a bit of
25:14sunshine out there.
25:17At the Saxon
25:18encampment
25:19the political truce
25:20agreed by GB news
25:21commentator Lynn
25:22and left-wing
25:23politician Frank
25:24still stands
25:25for now.
25:26We're channeling
25:27positive energy.
25:29Today I've arranged
25:30for the pair
25:31to put in a shift
25:32on the camp's
25:33allotment.
25:38We're weeding
25:39essentially.
25:40I don't mind
25:41a bit gardening
25:41you know.
25:42I don't like
25:43gardening at all.
25:44You like eating?
25:46Yes but that's why
25:47there's farmers
25:48that do that for me.
25:49What would you
25:49prefer to be doing?
25:50Real jobs.
25:52You know
25:52looking at mortgages.
25:54Yeah
25:54banking is way
25:55more important
25:56than putting food
25:56on the table.
25:58Greeny people
25:59their banter's
26:00just bottom of
26:00the barrel really.
26:01It would be funny
26:02if you went around
26:02abusing people
26:03wouldn't it?
26:04I like reform
26:04and conservative.
26:05I thought we were
26:06going to leave
26:06politics at the door.
26:08You can't help it
26:09can you?
26:10His whole energy
26:11is very judgy.
26:15He minimises
26:16what I do
26:17for a living.
26:18I'm not
26:19you know
26:19this villain
26:20obsessed with money.
26:22I don't have to
26:22feel judged
26:23about my life
26:25because he doesn't
26:25get it.
26:26You're inexperienced
26:27when it comes to
26:28the economic side
26:30of things
26:30that people deal
26:31with on a day
26:31to day basis.
26:32We're just doing
26:33a bit of gardening
26:34here.
26:35I'm just saying
26:37what are you
26:37berating me for?
26:39I don't understand
26:40why she decided
26:41to bring this up
26:41now and to create
26:42this division
26:43between us.
26:44It's like she's
26:44poking and prodding
26:45at me.
26:46It's almost like
26:46she wants me
26:47to uncuff.
26:48You said
26:49your tone
26:50your tone
26:51is not helpful
26:52for a conversation.
26:54I was just
26:54highlighting a point
26:55I think you're
26:56being a bit
26:56you know
26:57you're taking
26:57it a bit personal.
26:58You've just been
26:59spending the whole
27:00time saying
27:00I'm not experienced
27:01I should be
27:01in your world
27:02in the real world
27:03I just like
27:04faffing around
27:04in the garden
27:05and
27:06Why do you
27:06make things up?
27:07I'm stopping
27:07this conversation.
27:10And sometimes
27:11you get a glimmer
27:11of this human being
27:13and then all of a
27:14sudden this wall
27:14goes back up
27:15we're back
27:15to square one
27:16again.
27:17There's a
27:18拢100,000 up
27:18for grabs
27:19if I win
27:20she wins
27:20and I don't feel
27:21at the moment
27:22she deserves to win.
27:24I don't think
27:25Lynn's done anything
27:26to find common ground
27:27with me.
27:27I'm so annoyed
27:28can't express it.
27:31You can have a
27:31shit day
27:32you can moan
27:33don't come for me.
27:35Honestly speaking
27:36right now
27:36I'm the closest
27:36to uncuffing
27:37that I've ever been.
27:38This is it
27:38if I leave
27:40your game's over.
27:42Okay
27:42that's for both of us.
27:43I know it is
27:44and I'm saying to you
27:44if that happens again
27:47I'm out of here.
28:00The colours are
28:01rather nice.
28:02Some wonderful
28:03colours around.
28:04Hi.
28:05Right.
28:06Here we are.
28:07Tell us what to do.
28:09Just go get us
28:10to the museum.
28:11It's fun for all
28:11the family.
28:12Come and try it.
28:13Great games to play
28:15great prizes to win.
28:16In Skegness
28:17after accusing
28:18classic car collector
28:19Antony of not
28:20being genuine
28:21barmaid Tilly
28:22is considering
28:23uncuffing.
28:24What would you
28:25like to have?
28:26Shall we have
28:27an orange fish?
28:28No you're alright mate.
28:30I do think
28:31mine and Antony's
28:32relationship
28:32is quite fractured.
28:34What fun.
28:36This whole act
28:36that Antony
28:37is putting on
28:38that we think
28:39is fantastic
28:40it's all fake.
28:43Like I just
28:45can't bear it.
28:46Five pounds
28:48or two for a tenner.
28:51Today
28:51I've arranged
28:52a work shift
28:53for the duo
28:53doling out
28:54good old fashioned
28:55seaside fun.
28:56Off you go.
28:58There we go.
29:00Giving donkey rides
29:01on the beach.
29:03Are we all
29:03having fun?
29:05Great.
29:07Tilly
29:07are we having fun?
29:09I'm always having fun.
29:11It's a lovely day.
29:13I mean
29:13who couldn't
29:13enjoy this?
29:14It's fantastic.
29:16I'll get you
29:17the muck fork out.
29:18Just got to
29:18clear that muck off.
29:19Yeah brilliant.
29:20It would be
29:21my pleasure
29:22to do that.
29:23How lovely.
29:27Shall we start
29:28shoveling shit?
29:30I am a professional.
29:33Tilly
29:33is a complete
29:35open book
29:35to everybody.
29:36She tends
29:37to wear her
29:37heart on her sleeve
29:38and I don't.
29:40I had a very
29:41traditional
29:41Victorian upbringing
29:42where you didn't share.
29:44You didn't share
29:45your emotions.
29:46It was a display
29:47of weakness.
29:49Shake the sand
29:50out.
29:50We're not taking
29:51sand home.
29:52I do like
29:53one lump of shit
29:53at a time.
29:55We'll pick it up
29:55by hand.
29:56It's only
29:57recycled grass.
29:58What the fuck?
30:01Sometimes I think
30:02I hold things
30:03closer to my chest
30:04than I perhaps
30:05should
30:05which comes over
30:07as me being
30:07disingenuous
30:08with who I am.
30:09That's not the case
30:10at all.
30:13There's a load here.
30:15Loads of it.
30:17But she's
30:18a powerful
30:19young lady
30:19and she's done
30:21an awful lot
30:21to try and break
30:22those barriers
30:22down for me.
30:24I'd be a fool
30:25not to learn
30:25from her.
30:35I grew up
30:36in Weymouth
30:37so I love
30:37the sea.
30:40I don't like it.
30:43In the wilds
30:44of Great Yarmouth
30:45another pair
30:46grappling with
30:46their differences.
30:48Let's get some shade.
30:50It's hot.
30:52Let's just take
30:53a minute
30:54to appreciate
30:55the sun.
30:56I've sent
30:57eco-warrior
30:58Morag
30:58and petrolhead
30:59Angie
30:59on a back-to-basic
31:01seaside jump
31:02to see if they
31:03can find
31:03common ground.
31:04I love it.
31:05In between
31:06your toes
31:06it's like
31:08the best feeling.
31:09We've had
31:10different lives
31:11but she rarely
31:12asks me
31:13about my
31:15experiences.
31:16My mum
31:16used to say
31:17you're not better
31:18than anybody
31:19and nobody's
31:20better than you.
31:20I think we're here
31:21just to experience
31:22different things.
31:24We lead our lives
31:25very differently.
31:26My life
31:27and my lifestyle
31:28I'm very regimented
31:29and I work
31:30and I work
31:30to a fast-paced
31:33whereas Morag
31:34is a lot
31:34slower.
31:36Bless her
31:36she's in her
31:37own little
31:37world.
31:38For luxury-loving
31:40salon owner
31:40Angie
31:41this no-frills
31:42holiday destination
31:43is a long way
31:44from the comforts
31:45of her home life.
31:46Generally
31:47we go
31:47Cyprus
31:48the sea
31:49and the water
31:50is just crystal clear.
31:52Woo!
31:54I'm unapologetic
31:55about things
31:56that I like.
31:57I love cars
31:58I love having
32:00my lips done
32:00I love having
32:02Botox
32:02I'm really happy
32:03when I'm chewing
32:04on a steak.
32:05I'm fucking hungry
32:06I'm not
32:08I need to eat
32:09before I get cranky.
32:11Also
32:12I am regimented
32:13I don't like
32:14disruption to my routine
32:15so if we're going
32:16on holiday
32:17for example
32:18and all of a sudden
32:20it's not about
32:20how I do things
32:21on a daily basis
32:22I'm like
32:23whoa
32:23this flips me overboard.
32:27Here we are
32:28supermarket
32:30You'll be alright.
32:31I don't know.
32:32Are you having a laugh?
32:35Forced to rely
32:36on the local
32:36corner shop
32:37there aren't many
32:38options for
32:39Moig and Angie's
32:40supper.
32:41Do you have any
32:41refrigerated
32:42Coca-Cola?
32:44Not Coke-y-Cola
32:45Wow.
32:54Baked beans?
32:55You eat baked beans.
32:56I don't want anything.
32:57Don't you eat
32:57something like
32:58macaroni cheese?
32:59No.
33:00No, it's just
33:01too much effort.
33:03You've got to eat
33:03something.
33:05I don't want anything.
33:06I literally
33:06don't want anything.
33:07You don't want anything.
33:07I'm done with
33:08shit food.
33:10She has a very
33:11limited palate
33:13and it's so
33:14restricting.
33:15It's not
33:16you know
33:17a lovely
33:17organic
33:18whole food shop
33:19that I would love
33:21but
33:22I've got food
33:24it's vegan
33:25it's dire
33:26it's not going to kill me.
33:28Bye.
33:29Bye.
33:34I need to get out
33:35I need to be left
33:36alone.
33:38The lack of finer foods
33:40proves too much
33:41for Angie.
33:43I signed up to be
33:44handcuffed
33:45not fucking
33:45Hunger Games.
33:48It's a fucking
33:49piss steak.
33:51I just want a proper
33:52meal.
33:53I just want a proper
33:54meal.
33:55I'm not going to
33:56get that in there.
34:00You're not on your own.
34:01I know.
34:01Why not?
34:03Do you want a hug?
34:05Not yet babe.
34:09One's here waiting.
34:12Okay.
34:15I think
34:16I'm quite resilient.
34:18You know
34:18I've looked after
34:19my mother
34:20with dementia
34:21you know
34:22I nursed
34:22my late husband
34:23with cancer
34:24those things were hard
34:25so
34:26I probably have
34:28more personal
34:29resources
34:29than a lot
34:30of people.
34:31Oh look at that.
34:33I am taking
34:34a role
34:36but if it gets
34:37us through
34:38I'll carry on.
34:39It's a wee thing.
34:41It just
34:41it's not about me
34:43and
34:44and her
34:45it's about us
34:46together.
34:47It's very different
34:49to any other situation.
35:03see?
35:06Let's have a look at this.
35:07Oh this looks incredible.
35:09Brioche toaster
35:11with an egg
35:13from the pen.
35:16Last night
35:16homesick Charlie
35:17was on the verge
35:19of uncuffing.
35:20You good?
35:21Mmm.
35:22This morning
35:23things are looking
35:24a little rosier.
35:26We've survived
35:27another night
35:28and I think
35:29that's a great
35:30achievement actually.
35:31Yeah.
35:32That's why we're
35:32wearing our
35:33raised tinted glasses.
35:36With their tasks
35:38on the farm
35:38already complete
35:39all that's left
35:40to do
35:40is enjoy
35:41the wilderness.
35:44I might actually
35:45sit here
35:46and file my nails.
35:48It's so beautiful.
35:52My children
35:53would really
35:53love this.
35:56Right.
35:57And just appreciating
35:58the simple things
35:59in life.
36:02It's just good
36:03to clear
36:03your head
36:04especially
36:05for mental health.
36:06You know
36:07I've not had my phone
36:08now for eight days
36:09pretty much.
36:10I feel like
36:11my changed man.
36:12My head is
36:13just so much
36:14better now.
36:15My anxiety
36:16is dropping.
36:17This is quite
36:18a frying question.
36:20What is it
36:21about what you
36:22do that
36:24causes anxiety?
36:26The pressure
36:26of trying to
36:27run the business.
36:28They're constantly
36:28trying to chase
36:29that success.
36:30I have to provide
36:31and look after
36:31my family.
36:33I put a lot
36:33of pressure on
36:34myself.
36:35I was scared
36:35of like
36:36what about
36:36if it all
36:36gets tits
36:37up and
36:37it can just
36:38fails.
36:40Growing up
36:41my dad
36:42ended up
36:42going bankrupt.
36:43He was in debt
36:44massive debt.
36:45We ended up
36:45in hostels
36:46and I had to
36:47work three
36:47four jobs
36:48just to put
36:49food on the
36:49table for us
36:50you know
36:50what I mean
36:50so that's
36:51why I'm
36:51working all
36:52the time
36:52for that
36:53financial
36:53freedom.
36:55I like
36:56how you put
36:57your family
36:57first
36:58amongst
36:59anything.
37:00I need
37:01to find
37:01that balance.
37:03You know
37:03you make
37:04choices.
37:04I've made
37:05choices
37:05to make
37:06our life
37:06what it
37:07is.
37:07Is money
37:08the most
37:08important
37:09thing or
37:10is being
37:10happy and
37:11getting the
37:11right balance?
37:13Money is in
37:14everything.
37:15Yeah,
37:15exactly.
37:22Fresh?
37:24At the start of this
37:25I thought
37:25I'm the
37:26strong one
37:27but she's
37:28the strong
37:30one.
37:32She don't
37:32know how
37:33strong she
37:33actually is.
37:36She's like
37:36that sister
37:37I've never
37:37had and she's
37:38taught me a
37:38lot of things
37:39as well.
37:40I always try
37:40and put work
37:41first when I
37:42should really
37:43put family
37:43first.
37:45I'm not paying
37:46attention to
37:47things that
37:47really matter
37:48around me.
37:49I just realised
37:50I've got to
37:51love me
37:51family.
37:53I don't
37:54need anything
37:55else to
37:55go on.
37:57And I've got
37:58Charlie to
37:58thank for that
37:59man.
38:00I've never
38:01met this
38:01fucking woman
38:01before.
38:04She's
38:04actually
38:04really
38:05fucking
38:05helped me.
38:21What the
38:22hell are we
38:22doing here?
38:23I don't
38:24know.
38:25Following the
38:25end of their
38:26truce, GB
38:27News commentator
38:28Lynne and
38:28Green Party
38:29councillor Frank
38:30remain on the
38:31verge of
38:32uncuffing.
38:33With the
38:33end of the
38:34competition
38:34in sight,
38:36I'm taking
38:37action.
38:38As a last
38:39challenge before
38:40the grand
38:40final, I'm
38:41going to be
38:41locking each
38:42pair alone in
38:43a room for
38:4424 hours.
38:47I'm hoping
38:48that for Lynne
38:48and Frank,
38:49with zero
38:49distractions,
38:51the total
38:51isolation means
38:52they can decide
38:53their future in
38:54the competition
38:54once and
38:55full.
38:57We have to
38:58find a way
38:59to get through
39:00this together
39:02and I am
39:03never going to
39:03agree with
39:04you.
39:04That's fine.
39:05Move on.
39:06I'm telling you
39:06to move on.
39:07You can talk
39:08about all these,
39:09what if this,
39:10what if that,
39:10hypothetical that.
39:11You keep on
39:11talking about it.
39:12You said move
39:13on, so I've
39:13moved on, but
39:14you want to
39:14have the last
39:15word.
39:15No, let's
39:16both move on.
39:17No, that's
39:17not fair.
39:18No, but can
39:18I just say...
39:19No, it's not
39:19fair, Frank.
39:20You just told me
39:20to move on.
39:21I've moved on.
39:22Fine.
39:22Done.
39:23So we can
39:23talk about
39:23other things?
39:25Not for a bit,
39:25we can't.
39:26That's fine.
39:32This is a battle
39:34of opinions and
39:35minds, but I
39:36think out
39:37of the two
39:37of us, I'm
39:39a little bit
39:39more emotionally
39:40strong and
39:41resilient, so
39:42there's nothing
39:42that would make
39:43me uncough.
39:44We have to
39:45promise not to
39:46pick her.
39:47Our experience
39:48is, as soon
39:49as we stop
39:49talking about
39:50politics, we
39:51get on.
39:52Yeah.
39:52Don't we?
39:54If I think
39:54back to the
39:55day we first
39:55met and to
39:56now, I
39:56even feel
39:57like you
39:57look like a
39:58different person.
39:59What, did I look like a bitch at first?
40:01You were cold.
40:02It's taken me a while to realise, like, actually, you're bubbly, you're energetic, you're
40:07outgoing, you're funny, you sing, you dance, you laugh.
40:12You're more than what you present yourself as initially.
40:14I could tell, like, you probably hadn't met someone like me or whatever, when I, I thought, I want to
40:21be comfortable with you as soon as possible, so I got my Vaseline and I shoved it in your pocket
40:24and you were like, hang on a minute, that's a bit, like, intrusive, that's a bit rude, but that was
40:28my way of being like, we're pals now.
40:32Funnily enough, being in a empty, quiet room without any other interaction has been the moment probably where we've come
40:39the closest, and I hope that this is a real springboard moment for us to actually
40:44be a team, I feel we have a real deep friendship, despite also butting heads constantly, I think we both
40:52now know that we're not uncuffing, yeah, we're going to prove that we can get through this together.
40:57I do value you in a really strange way of thinking, like, we disagree, but we agree.
41:02Yeah, yeah, yeah.
41:03And I hate you, but I love you.
41:22Guys, all drinks are in the house tonight.
41:25Who jokes?
41:31At Anthony and Tilly's B&B in Skegness, it's karaoke night.
41:36It's squeezed behind here, isn't it?
41:38And the pair are working a shift behind the bar.
41:41With plenty of thirsty locals, well-mannered Anthony decides it's the perfect opportunity to prove himself.
41:48Oi, can you drink, please?
41:50If you don't call me, you can have whatever you like.
41:52I don't get your name, darling.
41:53Tilly.
41:53Tilly, can I have a pint, please?
41:55Of course you can.
41:57Though Anthony's pint-pulling still needs some work.
42:01Tilly, you don't need him, you can manage without.
42:06There is no way of getting this in here, because the staff are shit.
42:13There we go.
42:14How are you?
42:15This is horrific.
42:17The old get-you 75 is just basically appallingly rude.
42:21It's terrifying to me.
42:23Sometimes that's what bar work is, though.
42:27Oh, my God.
42:29Right, back to it.
42:32And you're having?
42:34I'm having a John Snisbury's when you get out of the way.
42:36Some comedians in here tonight, my dear.
42:39Trouble is, we have to be attached, so you like it or lump it, I'm afraid.
42:43That's a spivit.
42:46What are you having, lovely?
42:47Can I have it?
42:48Who's camping?
42:49Yep.
42:49Where's your local hall, madam?
42:51To be fair, there's three more kids, sweethearts, goodness.
42:55I see.
42:56Have you some affliction, or are you just uncomfortable in your suit?
42:59I'd just like to move.
43:01You've got that up to a fine art, my dear.
43:03Thank you, sir.
43:04There we go.
43:05Oh, 拢1.40 change.
43:08You might leave that.
43:08Yeah.
43:10Don't think she fancy's appallingly.
43:12I think she fancy's me.
43:13Of course.
43:15You've got the same as me!
43:17Well, not quite, because we're attached and you're not.
43:20Let me sit with me, yeah?
43:21No, you can't touch her.
43:23Out of bounds, my love.
43:25There's your drink.
43:25Enjoy it.
43:26You're very good health.
43:28There's your truncheon.
43:29What can I get you, sir?
43:31A pint of inches, sir.
43:32A pint of inches, sir.
43:33I'll be there to see ward off predatory lesbians.
43:37And he's funeral gone.
43:40Traumatised by a leather-clad lesbian in Skagnes.
43:43Fucking hell.
43:47It's feeding time at the freak house.
43:51Who's this new bitchy Anthony?
43:53The fake smile's gone, and I actually prefer it.
43:56He's brutally honest.
43:57I feel like he's been his actual self.
43:59Oh, God almighty.
44:02Oh, dear God.
44:03I'd rather go and talk to the donkeys.
44:10Shift complete.
44:12Tilly and Anthony take a well-deserved break.
44:16Baby, when I met you, there was peace, I know.
44:20I set out to get you with a fine-tooth comb.
44:25I was stuffed inside.
44:27There was something going on.
44:32Islands in the stream
44:34That is what we are
44:36No one in between
44:39How can we be wrong?
44:41Sail away with me
44:43To another world
44:45And we rely on
44:48Children
44:50From one love
44:52Today's been quite special to me.
44:54I feel like it's a bit of a turning point.
44:56I feel like I've got, like, you.
44:58Do you know what I mean?
44:59Like, I just loved it.
45:01You saw, probably, the real me tonight.
45:04You handled today really well.
45:06I'm really proud of you, actually.
45:09Thank you for that.
45:10I think I've, I've...
45:11Don't repeat, we're at peace.
45:12I think the pennies dropped.
45:13Has the penny dropped?
45:14Yeah, the pennies dropped.
45:15I think I really, like, understood you today.
45:17It's real, though, isn't it?
45:18Yeah, I know.
45:19I love it.
45:19Fucking hell.
45:29Oh, my Christ.
45:30Are you ready to join me in my little gang?
45:33Be careful to our support.
45:35You have been living shackled together.
45:37Now it's time to face each other alone.
45:40This is where they start messing with our heads, isn't it?
45:42Mm-hmm.
45:44They've locked us in.
45:45No, no, no, no, no.
45:46You look down on people.
45:48Would you rather?
45:50You said Vladimir Putin.
45:52That's correct.
45:53Oh, God, me.
45:54We're going to dock now and let you begin the race.
45:59I feel like I'm in Alice in Wonderland.
46:01I feel like I'm in Alice in Wonderland.
46:31I feel like I'm in Wonderland.
46:32Can you hear any ux in Wonderland?
46:33I feel like I'm in Wonderland.
46:33We've got to face each other's race, not it?
46:33I feel like I'm having to be is銈簃an.
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