00:01You know, I never imagined I'd be kissing another man at my ex's engagement party.
00:17What's this?
00:18You should thank me for a taste testing for you.
00:21Last night you brought over that pasta.
00:23God, just like that three-year-old bra that was just crispy and rigid.
00:27Come here.
00:27What the hell is going on here? Who the fuck is she?
00:31Are you blind? She's my girlfriend.
00:33So what the hell was I for the past three years?
00:35You're just a chef that smells like garlic.
00:38I mean, men eat your food, but they dream of my thighs.
00:44I mean, when was the last time Caleb even bothered with you?
00:47You shut your mouth, you tramp!
00:49Hey, that's enough. Evelyn, I've never liked you, okay?
00:54Oh my God! See anyone in Kitchen Grease?
00:57Literally just makes me want to throw up right now.
01:00Your restaurant would have tanked ages ago without my menu.
01:03Yeah, but you're useless now.
01:06Cause we are a perfect match.
01:12Oh my God, you're still here. Evelyn, you are fired.
01:15Just, I never want to see you again.
01:17I'm the one firing you two.
01:20Oh!
01:21Assholes!
01:22Oh my, oh God!
01:24You bitch!
01:26Assholes!
01:38Yes!
01:39Every penny I had, I spent on his stupid restaurant.
01:44No.
01:44I even kept my chef E-identity secret to spare his fragile ego.
01:49And for what?
01:50To be treated like garbage?
01:52Okay.
01:53You are not spending another second on that jerk!
01:58Get up!
01:59Get up!
02:00Come on!
02:00Turn around.
02:02The world is your oyster.
02:08Stop pouting!
02:11And it's time to play!
02:23I've been searching for you for three years.
02:26Where are you?
02:44And the winner is...
02:46Chef E!
02:54Chef E's in the lounge.
02:55She actually cured your anorexia.
02:57Sophie?
02:59Kayla proposed!
03:00No, I think I'm going to keep my chef E-identity secret for now.
03:03I'll still help him with his restaurant, just quietly.
03:18She's just behind this door.
03:38I think my drink has been spiked.
03:46Hey, you good?
04:12Did we really get that wild last night?
04:33Oh, Caleb. Today is not your lucky day. Rot in hell.
04:53Hey, keep the meeting. I'll make it in half an hour.
04:59Hey, back to him.
05:07What the hell did you do to my car?
05:08Oh, thank God. He doesn't recommend me.
05:12This is... this is your car?
05:16Look, I am so sorry. Um, wrong car.
05:21Yeah, classic mix-up. I'll pay for the damages. Just let me know how much it is.
05:27That'll be 50 grand for a repaint. Cash or check?
05:3050 grand? Why don't you just mug me instead?
05:33I don't have time for this. The cops can deal with this mess. Sound good?
05:37Cops! No! No! Don't call the cops! Don't call the cops!
05:39Hello? Don't call the cops!
05:40Yeah, I'd like to report property damage.
05:41Please don't call the cops!
05:42Hey!
05:45What the hell are you doing?
05:47Go ahead. Call the cops. I'd love for them to see this.
05:51Oh, was that a threat?
05:52No, no, no, no. I'm just... negotiating.
05:57I'm in a hurry. Take this off me, and I'll let you go.
06:01And I don't have to pay?
06:02Before I change my mind.
06:03Okay! Okay! Okay!
06:07Oh.
06:11I... might not have the key.
06:17Yeah.
06:20Seriously? We're not gonna take these off first?
06:22No time. Just follow my lead and do not act weird.
06:27Oh, Mr. Carter.
06:31We are thrilled at the thought of you buying us out, huh?
06:37And, um, who might this be?
06:40This is my personal assistant.
06:42Oh.
06:43Hi.
06:44Hi.
06:49We're doing a little corporate bonding thing.
06:52Okay.
06:54Bonding, huh?
07:15That is, uh, that's quite the progressive bonding exercise, isn't it?
07:24Mr. Carter, I paid top dollar for Chef E's exclusive recipe. I think that would be worth an extra ten
07:33points on the offer, wouldn't it?
07:34Chef E?
07:35That's right.
07:36Carter's been chasing Chef E forever. This sale is locked.
07:40It's not Chef E's recipe.
07:43What?
07:43I'm sorry. Mr. Carter, they're pulling a fast one on you.
07:47This is the exact recipe Chef E made at the Culinary Championship. It's identical.
08:03Yeah, Chef E would never use truffle oil on this dish. It kills the fish's natural umami. And FYI, Chef
08:09E doesn't write anything down. All of her recipes live in her head.
08:15If they're only in her head, how would you know?
08:22So what's the deal with you and Chef E?
08:24I am Chef E, dummy. Just a fan.
08:28Got lucky enough to chat about recipes with her once.
08:31Boss!
08:39It's just a lock. Why the entire circus?
08:42I heard you're in handcuffs, so I brought a lawyer. And a locksmith. And his mentor. Just in case.
08:50What about that guy?
08:53Oh, I'm just here for the spectacle.
09:00Don't mind me.
09:08I will take those.
09:12Okay.
09:14You know, I saved you money back there. That'll be my compensation.
09:18Fine.
09:19Later.
09:24Boss! Who's she?
09:33Cheers, guys.
09:35Cheers.
09:38Oh, God. Evelyn, I've already fired you. What are you doing here?
09:43Everything that worked about this restaurant was my creation. I'm taking my 50% share.
09:49Cheers.
09:51Oh.
09:52As if you were there.
09:54You only became head chef thanks to Caleb. You were nothing.
09:58I kept my Chef E identity secret to protect your fragile ego, which clearly was wasted on you.
10:05You're Chef E.
10:09Okay, so you're pretending to be Chef E when the real product sheet, Madeline, is right here.
10:17That's seriously hilarious. Oh, my God. You're funny.
10:21How did Evelyn, Caleb breaks up with you and you go into a full psychotic break?
10:26I mean, behold this face, people.
10:29Scarce kids should burn him into sterility.
10:31I mean, who would get excited about this package?
10:33You should beat it now, because my garbage can, I'm waiting to take trash like people.
10:37Okay, enough of this.
10:39Let's not let this psycho spoil our day.
10:42Madeline, darling.
10:44Mm-hmm.
10:46Will you marry me?
10:48Oh, my God. I wasn't expecting this.
10:52Yeah, I do.
11:03See, Evelyn?
11:06Caleb clearly loves me, so he can stop obsessing over him.
11:09What?
11:11Congratulations.
11:12You snagged an absolute gem.
11:14You know, my new guy is hotter, richer, and way more impressive.
11:19Where it counts.
11:22What are you implying?
11:23Evelyn, did you really invent a boyfriend to make yourself feel better?
11:26Right. I mean, if he's real, where is it?
11:29Show us.
11:30Oh, my God.
11:32Fantastic. Where do I magically whip up a boyfriend?
11:34From my rib?
11:36This is sad. Caleb rejects her, so she comes up with this pathetic story.
11:42You know what, Evelyn, just go.
11:45I mean, at this point, you're just humiliating yourself.
11:47I mean, I'm sorry for you.
11:48Why don't you use that cash for some, um, therapy?
11:56He's right there!
12:01Mr. Carter, what's Carter Group's strategy this year?
12:03We're acquiring 10 premium restaurants to decide.
12:05F-
12:24Bombshell!
12:25Carter Group's CEO has a public kiss with an unknown woman?
12:28That's literally the most powerful man in the city.
12:31There's zero chance he's dating Evelyn.
12:37You better have a good reason for this.
12:39I'm so sorry. Please just help me out.
12:41Mr. Carter, what's your relationship with this woman?
12:48She's my fiancée.
12:50Oh.
12:53Yeah.
12:57It's as nice as you're doing.
13:00Any other questions?
13:04Okay, but you could have said girlfriend.
13:06I mean, why go full fiancé?
13:08Girlfriend? A new CEO caught in a public scandal.
13:10What do you think that does to my company's value?
13:13Well, people love a young couple in love.
13:17I mean, that kind of press could give you a bump.
13:18Your people, maybe. Mine, not so forgiving.
13:22I mean, that could wipe out $300 million in market value.
13:25Can you cover that?
13:26What?
13:27Exactly.
13:28Calling you my fiancée is the only way to make this little kiss look like a PR move instead of
13:33chaos.
13:34Okay, so what do we do? Tell them all the truth?
13:37Sure. Then we can clear it all up.
13:39If you're ready to write a $300 million check.
13:43There's gotta be another option.
13:47There is.
13:49Which is?
13:51Marry me.
14:00Contract marriage. Divorce after one year.
14:03Your bedroom is down the hall. On the left.
14:05Fine. You corporate vulture.
14:08Being my wife comes with specific duties.
14:11And what are these duties?
14:24And what are these duties?
14:27All of this is for me?
14:30Naturally.
14:31Consider it an investment in making sure you look the part of my wife.
14:37For your everyday spending.
14:39No limit on this card.
14:42No, I can't accept that.
14:44This is a business deal.
14:45Between equals.
14:48Consider it a wedding gift.
14:51Fine.
14:52Fine.
14:55If you insist.
15:09This is nice.
15:16You're in the wrong room.
15:21Sorry.
15:22So sorry.
15:23Oh my god.
15:24I will leave.
15:24Right now.
15:33Geez.
15:34What is with the attitude?
15:36It's nothing I haven't seen before.
15:45Too many mishaps last night.
15:48But what better apology from a culinary genius than breakfast.
15:57Hey, I made you breakfast.
16:00No thanks.
16:01What?
16:02You didn't even take a single bite.
16:03That's disrespectful to the food and the chef.
16:05This isn't about respect.
16:07I've struggled with severe anorexia.
16:09Which is why I have someone who handles my breakfast.
16:13Anorexia?
16:14Is that so hard to believe?
16:17I'm so sorry.
16:18I just had no idea.
16:21Everything in your life just seems so perfect and put together.
16:26Guess everyone has their struggles, huh?
16:29Even someone together like me has their problems.
16:31Now if you-
16:31Which is?
16:33If you don't move, I will be late.
16:35Please just take one bite.
16:36Just one bite and then I'll let you go.
16:38I promise.
16:40Please.
16:49See, that's not-
16:58Well?
16:59What do you think?
17:01Not bad.
17:03No.
17:12Didn't you say you were ever running late?
17:14I can make time for breakfast.
17:16Well then.
17:17Bon appetit.
17:20Where are you going?
17:22Didn't you say you were going to join me for breakfast?
17:24No.
17:24It's my first day on the new job.
17:26Can't be late.
17:27But...
17:28Here's the address.
17:31Come by sometime.
17:34Wait, isn't this the restaurant I just acquired?
17:40This can't be happening.
17:42Leo married somebody?
17:49The bitch from that night.
17:51I'm going to see Leo right now.
17:57Come here, come here, come here, come here.
17:59Okay, so.
18:00I have the hottest gossip.
18:02The boss's new wife is visiting today!
18:04No way.
18:05I wonder what she looks like.
18:06The news clip only showed her profiles.
18:08It's totally unclear, right?
18:09Okay, what kind of dumbass comment is that?
18:11The boss's wife is gorgeous!
18:13She's the boss's wife!
18:14Just be on your toes and you treat her like royalty.
18:24Oh!
18:25No need for the formality.
18:27I'm just the head chef.
18:29What are you doing in the dining room?
18:31You are breaking company protocol!
18:32Just...
18:33Ugh!
18:35Get to work ASAP!
18:36Boom!
18:49I'm looking for Leo.
18:51This must be her.
18:53Welcome, Mrs. Carter.
18:57They think I'm Leo's wife.
19:04Don't make a fuss.
19:05Just call me Jennifer.
19:07Jennifer.
19:07Absolutely, of course.
19:08Was that the new head chef who just walked by?
19:11Indeed.
19:12Funny how life works out that way, isn't it?
19:14You're both similar in age, yet worlds apart in status.
19:17Well, you're the boss's new wife, and she's stuck in the kitchen cooking.
19:26Oh, no comparison whatsoever.
19:29Jennifer.
19:30Right?
19:32Mr. Carter isn't in today, but we'll ensure top notch service.
19:37Absolutely.
19:38You and the boss are totally made for each other.
19:39Of course.
19:41I'm the only woman suitable to be Mrs. Carter.
19:53I'm so happy that Leo finally settled down.
19:56Do you think his wife will appreciate these gifts?
20:02Perhaps two more villas, too.
20:05Mr. Carter never mentioned Evelyn.
20:08What if she is simply after his money?
20:12You're right.
20:14Perhaps I should get to know her personally.
20:26Oh, my goodness!
20:27Are you okay?
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