00:00And everything is...
00:02SHARPONJACK'S FIRST GRAMMY MOTHERFUCKER!
00:07Phoenix Walker.
00:10World-famous rock star.
00:12Infamous fuckboy.
00:14And the man I never wanted to see again.
00:18But when you need to pay your dad's medical bills,
00:20and someone offers you 10 grand a week to babysit your ex,
00:24no is a word you can't use.
00:27Awww.
00:29Alright, party's over. Everyone out!
00:32Hey pretty, why don't you come join us?
00:34You know, I'd love to, but...
00:36I was kinda hoping that we could have...
00:41a little party of our own.
00:45Everyone get the fuck out.
00:47Get the fuck out!
00:54You look familiar. Have we fucked before?
01:02Yeah, Phoenix.
01:05We fucked.
01:13Once before you fucked me over.
01:15What the fuck?
01:20Remember me now, asshole.
01:24Lennon.
01:39Oh, hey, Big Back.
01:41Are your clothes drinking, or have you gotten fatter?
01:44Of course she's getting fatter.
01:45Careful, Godzilla. You might cause an earthquake.
01:50How creative, Draven.
01:52I thought you and Sabrina would have broken up by now,
01:54since she screwed your brother at prom.
01:56I guess it's true love, huh?
01:58How about you shut your filthy pig mouth?
02:00You know what?
02:01A tattoo would go really well with your dirty mouth.
02:05What do you think about...
02:08Lard ass.
02:17Hey!
02:18What's going on over there?
02:20Shit, it's Mr. White.
02:22Get her!
02:30Lennon!
02:45Fenix Walker?
02:48Of all the rooms I had to barge into my crushes?
02:54See the fucking sign?
02:56These girls, they're after me and...
02:59Did you get into a fight?
03:02Yeah, something like that.
03:05Where'd you go, Lennon?
03:07Come on.
03:10Give me your panties.
03:11My what?
03:12Do you want me to help you or not?
03:21Go.
03:24Get back here, fat ass!
03:33Sabrina, what the fuck?
03:36Phoenix!
03:37We were just...
03:37Ruining my after sex cig?
03:42Yeah, you were.
03:45Get the fuck out!
03:46Before I lose my patience.
03:49She's not here.
03:50Let's go.
03:57Okay, get out.
03:59Now.
04:05Looking hard into your eyes.
04:09Actually, you could go half a step higher.
04:12Excuse me?
04:13The song you were singing.
04:15You were singing it in the original key, but with your range, I think your voice would really shine if
04:20you went half a step higher.
04:25Actually, never mind. I'm just... I'm gonna go.
04:28Wait.
04:28Wait.
04:32My band's having an audition in a couple weeks.
04:36You should stop by rehearsals and hang out if you want.
04:40Maybe I will.
04:42Thanks.
04:45No, I never needed you at all.
04:48Cause I...
04:50My heart is black and blue.
04:54I'm...
04:54Torn up from loving you.
04:58It plays the best in me.
05:03With the worst in you.
05:07Torn up from loving you.
05:09Can't believe I've hung out with THE Phoenix Walker over the past two weeks.
05:14Feels like I've been dreaming.
05:17Relax, Lennon.
05:19It's the last day of school and I'm having a huge graduation party tonight.
05:22You have to come.
05:23Yeah, but you've never invited me to parties.
05:25Girl, that was before.
05:26You're hanging out with Phoenix Walker now.
05:28You're practically one of us.
05:30Please say you'll come.
05:31Yeah. Okay.
05:33Thanks.
05:34Great.
05:37And tonight, we'll make that fat ass regret ever touching Phoenix.
05:47This isn't so bad.
05:50Maybe tonight I am one of them.
05:52But where's Phoenix?
05:56Lennon!
05:57You're here!
05:58You must be starving.
06:00Let me show you where the buffet is.
06:01No, actually I'm okay.
06:03Everybody, come on over.
06:05Tonight I planned something really special for dinner.
06:09Roast pork.
06:11Smothered in barbecue sauce.
06:20Would you mind doing the honors?
06:26Oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink.
06:34Lennon!
06:35You didn't actually think that Phoenix cared about you, did you?
06:39That would be Disney-level delusion and that would just be sad.
06:42sad fatties don't get hotties you know i'm thinking that i should take a picture for him
06:50maybe he's in the mood for pork chops sabrina what the is this
07:05i know sabrina already cut off your balls but you touch her again i'm gonna cut off your tiny
07:09little fucking dick too you're just mad because lenin's got a functioning brain and all you got
07:15is that scrawny little fucking ass
07:39um stop staring i know i look stupid no you look good
07:48what happened there my dad happened there it's been happening since i was like three baseball that
08:04crowbar cigs
08:12and that's why i have to win my audition tomorrow and get the out of here or else he's gonna
08:17never
08:18let me play again and i'm gonna die or better yet i'm gonna become just like him no phoenix you
08:23saved
08:23me you're not him you can never be him i don't know how i could ever thank you i do
08:38sing something for me what oh my god no
08:56i'm as tough as a nail i'm as sharp as a blade
09:04i'm still lying here in the mess you made
09:16i'm still lying here in the mess you're lying here in the mess you're lying here in the mess you're
09:17wow what was that song it's mine i wrote it i just i've never sang it in front of anyone
09:28and it's horrible i i know i don't it's it's perfect
09:48i'm pursuing this life you and me so you want it too
09:53he gave me the courage to sing my song the way he looks at me he sees me he really
10:01does i wanted phoenix
10:25you know what you are phoenix you're a worthless piece of shit you know what dad what you want
10:30see with this piece of look in the mirror well thank you for that son how much you like that
10:36guitar huh that guitar is gonna go no dad stop stop stop hey if i catch you ever singing again
10:49i swear that's not gonna break every finger you got so you won't be able to play anything ever again
10:54that's the fuck piece of shit you're lucky i don't break that thing
11:19dude producer hank doherty just walked in oh holy shit when he's scouting originals only
11:28there's only one spot left man we're not gonna win unless you pull one out of your ass now
11:38that's i'm gonna break every finger you got so you won't be able to play anything ever again
11:41i have to win my audition where i don't get the fuck out of here because he's gonna never let
11:45me play again and i'm gonna die i'm as tough as a nail i'm as sharp as a
11:53i need to win and get the fuck out of here even if it means breaking lenin's heart i have
11:58an original
12:01yes let's go bro yeah sabrina you meet me at the bar right now
12:11phoenix phoenix
12:20phoenix
12:21are you in there you're gonna kill it tonight
12:30that was really hot phoenix they call me
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13:46And now, the new number one hit song from a new rock band, Sharp Objects.
13:52Sharp as a blade, but I'm still lying here.
13:58Phoenix dumped me and stole my song?
14:03Phoenix was the first person to ever make me feel special.
14:08I thought he'd be by my side through everything.
14:14Then he used me, broke me, tore me apart.
14:19So I told myself, never again.
14:24Fire lit up inside me that day, and I let it consume me.
14:30Not for anyone else, but myself.
14:35I rose up from the ashes and became the me I was always meant to be.
14:43So your memory's coming back to you, huh?
14:48So what hits first?
14:50You stealing my song, the fact that you blew up, or you using drugs because deep down you know that
14:56you're really a fraud?
14:58Fraud?
14:58Fraud?
15:00Okay, Len, if you hate me so much, then why the fuck are you on top of me right now?
15:04Your manager, Chandler, hired me as your sober companion.
15:08I guess I'm the only girl that can resist your fucking charm because I hate you so much.
15:13Damn.
15:14Len, sober companion.
15:16That's a big fucking fall from daddy's Ivy League princess.
15:18My dad's sick.
15:20That's why I took the job.
15:22Not like this spoiled junkie asshole would understand.
15:25I'm keeping this job, jackass.
15:28And you will follow my rules.
15:32Rule number one.
15:34Don't call me Len.
15:35Tell you what, Len.
15:36You get me high, I will call you whatever the fuck you want me to.
15:47Rule number two.
15:49Don't even think about getting a fix.
15:52Or I'll leave your ass cupped for TMZ to find.
15:55You know what, Len, face it.
15:56You're just fucking mad because you want to fuck me and you hate it.
15:58I know you.
16:00You think that you know me so well, Phoenix.
16:04You see, the Len that you knew four years ago?
16:11She's dead.
16:12You killed her the night you stole her song.
16:17So rule number three.
16:19We're not friends.
16:21This is strictly business.
16:23I'm officially here as your sober companion.
16:26And I'm unofficially here to haunt you forever, Phoenix Walker.
16:31Eight weeks, forty shows.
16:34Every single time you see me, I want you to think about what you did.
16:39And I want you stone cold sober when you do it.
16:54Every day, late or night, not okay.
16:57All I want, and I pray, all I need are some better days.
17:01Fuck me, I'm looking in the mirror.
17:02So foggy, but I've never seen clearer.
17:04I don't really think anyone can save me.
17:06And honestly, I'm not really sure I want saving.
17:08I like to be my own worst enemy.
17:10There's no risk if you don't try at anything.
17:12So I'ma just keep going.
17:13So I'ma just keep going.
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