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#video #Heartbreak High (2022) Season 3 Episode 1

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00:00You
00:09High school almost killed me
00:14Came bloody close
00:17After almost being burnt alive I realized
00:21I'm a hot bitch to take out
00:25And so is hardly don't
00:27Have to tell you
00:29Even if she is a few classrooms short these days
00:35A lot changed in the last year
00:38Romance crossed enemy lines
00:41Some friendships were left for dead
00:46There was heartbreak
00:48And there was drama
00:52But we found a new normal in the end
00:58Some of us have flourished
01:00Well done
01:01Some of us are still annoying as hell
01:05As for me, I found my calling
01:08I'm gonna smash my exams
01:10Get into psych at university
01:11And continue being an absolute legend
01:16I'm done making dumb choices
01:19Being a magnet for chaos
01:22Dating the wrong guys
01:25Now I'm just gonna survive the final weeks of school
01:28So I can step into this beautiful thing
01:30Called adulthood
01:38That's not going to fit into the graduation video
01:41Um, the question was describe your high school experience in tree woods or less
01:46It was? You know I ramble
01:47Well I think you covered it with almost kill me
01:51The last days of school are crazy
01:54Help! Help!
01:55I do love the torture of your servants
01:58Please help!
01:58That one's just mean
01:59Oh my sweet little empath
02:01It's muck up day
02:02Yeah, we waited 13 years for this day
02:04For the right to terrorize the rest of the school
02:06Don't worry, Queenie
02:07It's character building
02:08Exactly, that was me in year 8
02:10And I turned out fine
02:11Debatable
02:13Confetti?
02:13High phosphorus detergent
02:15Can you hear the dolphins crying?
02:17Chill Greenpeace
02:18It was made very clear that environmentally damaging products would not be welcome
02:22Queenie, can you overrule this?
02:23The school captain
02:24But I'm the head of the graduation committee
02:26So muck up day falls under my remit
02:29Sorry Em, she's alright
02:31Where do you expect me to put this?
02:33Shove it up your ass, I don't care
02:34Don't know, just get rid of it
02:36Hey! I hope that's not a glitter bomb!
02:39What are you doing?
02:41Warning the others
02:42Becoming vice captain is probably the worst thing that could have happened to Sasha
02:46Yeah, total power trip
02:48You know, we could stash this at Rowan's place
02:50Hive line, bitch!
02:56You're the worst
02:58That's why I love you though
03:13Oh, boss really left his mark on this place
03:15Yeah, kind of unfair how we call it Rowan's place
03:20Heard he's um, he's at a hospital and back in Dubbo, so that's good
03:24Oh, good for him
03:29Oh my god, oh my god
03:31Trial exam results are in
03:3292 in biology, 95 in English, 85 in maths, the plan's on track!
03:37The plan's on track!
03:39What plan?
03:40Oh, me and Hopps go to Sydney Metropolitan Uni, Arts, Psychology
03:44We graduate with on-airs, go backpacking, join a K-pop entourage
03:47Then come back and start our careers and co-parent an Alaskan Malamute named Jack Barclay
03:52Yeah, that one
03:53Sounds lesbo, my plan's to not get anyone pregnant
03:57Yet
03:59Should've been Malachi's plan
04:01Oh, way to bring up grossed boyfriends past
04:04Yeah, I'm sorry
04:06Um, where's your shirt?
04:08Well, Sophie banned me from wearing it
04:10Apparently it's offensive to people who identify with having boobs
04:13Oh, she's going down
04:18Passive, aggressive, I'm sexy, obsessive
04:22That closet, impressive, she messy, possessive
04:26That message to the best job
04:27No guys, this isn't fair, I can only get some fun at a time
04:31Go to Emma!
04:32Go to Emma!
04:38Oi, Popo high!
04:40Suck this!
04:42Oh!
04:47Oh!
04:51Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!
04:54Oh-ho-ho-ho!
05:20I got one!
05:21I got one!
05:33What just happened?
05:37Well, those boys certainly had some cheek.
05:41Who were they?
05:41Oh, who else calls us Povo High?
05:43St. Bruno's boys.
05:44Guys, let's not go pointing fingers without proof, okay?
05:47Thank you, Jojo.
05:48Excuse me, St. Bruno's have been very charitable to us in the wake of the fire.
05:54They've lent us facilities and they've also donated textbooks.
05:58Miss, they didn't give us anything this time.
06:00They took from us.
06:01Yeah, the head of the Ibis mascot.
06:04Well, he was a really ugly crier.
06:07Yeah.
06:08As school captain and vice captain, head of the Queer Environmentalist Social Justice Club and the Graduation Committee,
06:13I consider it my personal responsibility to ensure that morale remains high during these stressful times before we graduate, miss.
06:20Exactly.
06:20They didn't just take a mascot or an Ibis head.
06:24They took our school spirit.
06:26And we're not going to let them get away with it!
06:28Yeah!
06:28We're going to just lay down and let them get out!
06:31Yes!
06:32What is it saying?
06:32Settle down, everyone.
06:34Please.
06:38All of you are nearly at the finish line of school, on the cusp of adulthood.
06:45Your trial exams are over.
06:47All that remains is showcase your final exams and graduation.
06:51You are so close to the end.
06:54Do not risk your very exciting futures on seeking retaliation.
07:02Am I clear?
07:05Am I clear?
07:09Yes, miss.
07:10Sure.
07:11Yes, miss.
07:12Yep.
07:14Oh my God, what have they done?
07:22Five years from now, we graduate drama school.
07:27Emmy, Oscar, Grammy, Tony.
07:30And attending movie premieres with Cash as my arm candy.
07:34They said that.
07:36Okay.
07:38Finish the apprenticeship.
07:39Um, and, you know, doing tattoos.
07:46Signing my multi-million dollar deal for my award winning podcast.
07:49Oh, about what?
07:50Anything I want.
07:52I'm a storyteller.
07:53Mum's got it all worked out.
07:55I'm going to be a carpenter, like Jesus.
07:58They earn pretty good money.
07:59It's just like, nothing but wood.
08:02All day.
08:03All day.
08:04I am going to be a practicing vet having graduated from my uni of choice because I'm going to get
08:09that scholarship.
08:10Everything going to plan?
08:11I'll get drafted in an AFLW team.
08:13Whatever I need to do.
08:14I'll move anywhere.
08:15I guess it kind of depends where Missy gets drafted.
08:18Cause she's gonna get drafted.
08:20She's so good.
08:22Okay, where do I see myself in five years?
08:25I would love to start my own nonprofit.
08:27You know, I wear my values and I'd like to do something along the lines of that.
08:31Um, just really helping people.
08:33Where will I be in five years?
08:36Yeah, I have no idea.
08:39I see myself in a mansion in Byron Bay opposite Chris Hemsworth with my sexy boyfriend Noah and my best
08:45friend Harper.
08:46All the Byron Bay locals will be my psychology clients.
08:49But I'll also dabble in spiritual healing and probably have a boob dump by that point.
08:57Looks great.
08:59Yeah, except I lost all of that footage cause of the water bombs.
09:02No one will know that's missing.
09:05This video on my graduation speech to my last act as school captain.
09:08It has to be perfect.
09:09It will.
09:10It will be.
09:10I promise.
09:11Okay?
09:12Now just come hang out inside the bowler.
09:13Alright?
09:14Everyone's there.
09:14There's no point obsessing over what happened.
09:16Come on.
09:17Come on.
09:20Ugh, the St. Bruno's boys have been fucking with us all year.
09:23Why couldn't they just let us have our markup day?
09:26Because if they want something, they always get it.
09:28Do you think no one knows where the either's head is?
09:30I don't know.
09:32Why don't we ask him?
09:33Oi, nah.
09:34You two out.
09:34Okay?
09:35If my boss sees he's in here dressed like that.
09:36We're not staying, bro.
09:38Just pop by to see my stunning girlfriend.
09:41G'day.
09:42I really love that you showed your pink to my entire school.
09:45Yeah.
09:46That was Seb's idea.
09:48And the either's head?
09:50Crime of opportunity?
09:51You'll get it back.
09:52Just don't let Seb know you want it.
09:55You enjoy the show, Dazzla?
09:57When was the last time you washed your asshole?
10:01Where's the head?
10:03Oh, bah.
10:04If you want head, just ask nicely.
10:06Yuck.
10:08Would you help us get it back?
10:09Whatever.
10:10Not for this shit.
10:11Better get to work.
10:13Do you need a lift to Harry's?
10:15No, I'm not at Harry's tonight.
10:16I got a summer job at the carnival in town.
10:18What?
10:19I wouldn't set foot in that cathedral to white trash.
10:24How's your neck?
10:26You know, from my choke hold?
10:29You know, there's a strong correlation between violence
10:32and a low, low IQ.
10:34Alright.
10:36Back in your box.
10:37Why?
10:39Come on.
10:40See you later, plebs.
10:42Hey, nice shorts.
10:43Dick.
10:46That piece of shit needs to go down.
10:50Noah too.
10:52It's us versus them.
10:54They have something of ours.
10:56We need something of theirs.
11:00A head for a head.
11:01Yes.
11:01Nope.
11:02You heard what Woodsy said.
11:05Since when do you care about what Woodsy says?
11:07Well, this time she's right.
11:09From now until the HSC, I'm literally spending every spare minute studying.
11:13I don't need any dumb distractions.
11:16And neither do you.
11:18This is our future, Hobbes.
11:29Darius then organised the Persian Empire into twenty provinces.
11:33Or satrapies.
11:34Why are you friends with Seb?
11:37I've known him since kindy.
11:39Yeah, we're kind of like you and Harper.
11:41Except Harper's not a massive dildo.
11:44Sometimes you just mates with someone because you have a shared past.
11:47Doesn't mean they're going to be in your future.
11:49Brutal.
11:50Well, people change.
11:51Go down different tracks.
11:53That's not me and Harps.
11:55We're going to terrorise nursing homes together.
11:56Whatever.
11:59So then I guess I'll be out of the picture by then?
12:02Yeah, you'll be dead already.
12:04I would have sexed you to death.
12:06Worse ways to go out.
12:08Like being assassinated by Ana Banas and his eunuch.
12:12I see what you did there.
12:14Gotta keep on track.
12:15Well, what would I do without you?
12:18Alright.
12:19What caused the fall of Persepolis?
12:21Persepolis was sacked and burned by Alexander the Great in 330 BC.
12:29That was really good.
12:31Yeah.
12:33Now take off your cardigan.
12:35It's really cold.
12:37Off.
12:38No, it's freezing.
12:38Take off your cardigan.
12:39Off.
12:41Baby.
12:42I'm not going to ask again.
12:46Okay, I wanted to beat you at Quizmaster just once.
12:49Oh my.
12:50What, by cheating?
12:52Well, it's not fair.
12:53You've got a Tudor.
12:54Yeah, and I give you all her notes.
12:57Give them here.
13:01Persian Empire.
13:04Pompeii.
13:10Where's the Han Dynasty?
13:36The Forbidden City.
13:38The Forbidden City.
13:38Oh.
13:42It's a grubby tactic.
13:46It's hard to focus now that I've seen your, um...
13:50change shape.
14:02I mean...
14:03Gotta keep on track.
14:10Dr.
14:27There's a great team.
14:28Definitely to try.
14:29As the best as BOXChomp都是 HOME.
14:29It's a great team.
14:30Look, your favourite.
14:31What?
14:34It's my favourite club.
14:36Your favourite club member will get two-time.
14:38moving and clicking.
14:38oh principal mcmahon um we all really appreciate uh you taking the time to see us today our
14:46students were very insistent no problem this is our year 12 captain charmer his vice johnson
14:52i've asked him to join the meeting considering the nature of it now let me get this straight
15:00naked boys in balaclavas stormed heartley high yesterday and you think the boys are
15:08from this school we know they are sir at this stage that is a theory yes on what basis well
15:14i think
15:14it's fair to say that there has been rivalry with our students and our schools in the past perhaps
15:20this particular cohort has been very collegiate they stole the head of our mascot the chicken
15:28costume it's an ibis and it's an important symbol of our school i'm asking that you question the
15:36boys on its whereabouts and get them to return it promptly the logistics of what you're asking
15:40are a bit tricky there are 112 graduating seniors most of whom are not regularly on campus i can
15:47identify one of the streakers he's standing right next to you sebastian that's not true sir i thought
15:55you said the boys are wearing balaclavas oh well yes but you can see the bruising on his neck that's
15:59where harper tackled him uh one of the year 12 students tried to apprehend one of the culprits
16:06so i i wasn't there and i'll be honest with you i have no idea what they're talking about
16:12sebastian how did you get that bruise on your neck spear tackle rugby game got a bit spirited
16:16old church oh bullshit okay i was two inches away from your penis and i saw that ugly little birthmark
16:26next to your ball sack and i will happily id it okay well clearly we can't do that go on
16:31show us your
16:32dick enough this meeting is over
16:59what a dreamboat rack off creeper who is he just an old friend boyfriend briefly
17:05oi noah yo girlfriend's keeping tabs on her ex
17:09another car harper mentioned him yesterday and i i was just curious as to what he was up to don't
17:15read into it cool well good let's go hit the showers and then i'll see you after okay talk to
17:22you
17:22soon love you love you you are on a roll stirring shit stealing heads look you've had your fun when
17:32you're going to give it back i don't have it not anymore where is it in a place where you'll
17:37never
17:37be able to get it i think there's a minimum annual salary requirement just to get in the door
17:46oh
17:56piece of
17:57shit how do we break it to quinnie we don't we go and get it back the whole point of
18:05him leaving
18:05it there was so we couldn't well there's gotta be a way you're the one with the end i'm not
18:10exploiting
18:10my relationship like that half off so we just lie down and take it so you're choosing noah over me
18:18why are you so cut seb's always doing cooked shit like this how is this time any different
18:25i
18:29i bombed the trials what how about your marks bad enough that i'm probably not getting into uni
18:39it's okay it's okay okay we've still got coursework and and the hsc trials only count for 40 percent we
18:46can save the plan we're the only person i'd ever admit this to but maybe i'm just not smart enough
18:55i'll piss off you are the smartest person i know okay seriously you're just working two jobs and you've
19:02got so much on your plate you know that's never gonna change amory i have to support myself
19:12maybe maybe seb's right about me don't you dare say that seb knows nothing
19:18fuck that guy okay okay wait here
19:32so
19:41so
19:42so
20:21A head for a head.
20:23Okay.
20:23I love you, Matt, bitch.
20:25They left our Ibis at the art club.
20:27We'll leave this bus somewhere they'll never lower themselves to rescue it from.
20:31Centrelink.
20:31Okay, Matt, a food court.
20:32Guys, no.
20:33We need a thing bigger.
20:34We need to go large and we need to do it tonight.
20:37Oh, I can't.
20:38I'm working at the carnival.
20:40Oh, my God.
20:41Oh, my God, Art.
20:43Seb said he never set foot in the carnival.
20:45We could hang up from a ride.
20:47From a noose.
20:50We'll call it Operation Hedgehog.
20:53Hell, yeah.
20:54All right.
20:54Yeah, I've done my fair share of B&Es with the Adelaide.
20:57This one's not worth the risk.
20:59At least I don't think about breaking in.
21:00Harper literally works there.
21:02Got to be a way to Trojan horse this shit, right?
21:04Oh, my God, actually.
21:05Still.
21:06We could totally...
21:07Not worth the risk.
21:09Hey, not running in the hall.
21:12Oh, there you are.
21:13Okay, so I've been thinking about the revenge plan for the Ibis head, and when...
21:17Oh, and we'd maybe still have it if you'd shut your hole in the Bruno's meeting.
21:22Anyways, I was doing some digging on St. Bruno.
21:25Turns out, he was a Carthusian monk who was never formally canonized.
21:30Like, there's got to be a reason why.
21:32Wait, you're going to cancel a dead saint?
21:35Well, yeah.
21:36It's perfect.
21:37We hack into the St. Bruno's School website, so when people go there...
21:40Boom!
21:40Up comes a picture of Bruno, covered in the facts the church don't want you to know.
21:49Right.
21:50You know what, Sash?
21:51That's, like, actually a really good idea.
21:55Really?
21:57Yeah.
21:57Yeah, I mean, we don't have a better one, right?
22:02I love it.
22:04Oh, yeah, sick idea, Sash.
22:06Ooh, great idea.
22:07Yeah, that's a matter.
22:08Yeah, that's a matter.
22:09Yeah, so good.
22:10Yeah, well, I thought so, so, um...
22:13Great, team, I'll get started on the research.
22:16Hey, you're good to work, girl, boss.
22:18We love you, Vice Captain.
22:19Hacking.
22:20All right, I'll plan sheets all over that, so I'll iron out the details, and I'll see you there at
22:245pm tonight.
22:25Got it?
22:25Hell yeah.
22:26Hell yeah.
22:28It was an average egg.
22:31Who said...
22:31Just one more time.
22:35One more climb.
22:38One last.
22:42High.
22:46But that final step...
22:50Will be his final breath.
22:55And all the king's horses, and all the king's men,
23:00couldn't put my son together again!
23:05This is bad.
23:06I need to impress the drama school people.
23:08The drama showcase is in two weeks.
23:10As the president of the drama club, you should be doing better.
23:13You should be taking this more seriously.
23:14I'm just trying to lean into the comedy, Zoe.
23:16Well, I'm trying to get us top marks.
23:18You know what I give top marks to, Zoe?
23:21Your other writing.
23:24You both know it's not me.
23:26Curse!
23:27Curse!
23:28Curse on both your houses!
23:30Oh!
23:34Macbeth?
23:35The other one.
23:37Guys, what other writing?
23:40Um...
23:41Ants has found this website open on library computers.
23:46That's some pretty horny content.
23:49Very smart.
23:49Okay.
23:50Erotic fiction.
23:51Miss, called Velvet Thrones if you want to check it out.
23:53I'm okay.
23:54Thanks, Darren.
23:55Ant went full missionary.
23:56Yeah.
23:56Got everyone to read it.
23:58Everyone.
23:58Even the year sevens.
23:59Sick.
24:00The entire school.
24:02And you think Zoe wrote it?
24:03Probably not, but it feels so good to give a shit about it.
24:10I'm going to pretend I didn't hear any of that.
24:14I am heard it's actually really good.
24:18Have you, um, have you read it?
24:21No, I don't get off to words.
24:22I'm more of like a VR headset moisturizer kind of guy.
24:24Yeah, me either.
24:43No one.
24:46Hi, Marie.
24:48What are you doing here?
24:49You didn't say you were going to come over.
24:50Oh, yeah, um, I left my charger, but, um, I can't stay.
24:55Harper's had a heap shit day, so I need to...
25:00What is that?
25:03Why is your hair wet, and why do you smell like salt and vinegar chips?
25:10I went to the yacht club.
25:11You got the head.
25:13I just know how much it means to Quinny, so I...
25:17No, uh...
25:19Don't thank me yet, though.
25:20Um, strong winds overnight.
25:22Head fell off the bow into the water.
25:23Got swept onto the rocks.
25:25A crab made a home in its left eye socket, and then, um...
25:29The seagulls came.
25:33Oh, Jesus.
25:35Well, we could just clean it up.
25:36Yeah, I really didn't want to tell you this, Quinn, but, um...
25:40Seb took a shit in it.
25:44Seb is an animal.
25:47Which is why this mug needs to get it extra good.
25:59I want to meet Penetrator.
26:01Oh, that is not it.
26:04I wonder what he penetrates.
26:06Hearts.
26:07Minds.
26:07Souls.
26:08Well, probably vaginas.
26:13Bloody wristbands.
26:14Who needs blood spline to their hair?
26:16At this rate, I'll never be able to manage a hair.
26:18Guys, I was supposed to open my store 15 minutes ago.
26:20Come find me, yeah?
26:22Okay, thanks, babe.
26:22I'll see you.
26:22Oh, there's the others.
26:32Hey.
26:48It's Malachi, remember?
26:50Yeah.
26:51The guy who doesn't do goodbyes.
26:55Yeah.
26:58Um, I hope it's okay.
27:00I came, just...
27:01Missy invited me.
27:05I only flew in this morning.
27:07We just...
27:07We wanted to hang out.
27:13Um, what are you doing back?
27:15Uh, her dad.
27:16He finished up his contract.
27:18So, mum and I have just come to help pack up the house.
27:22Malachi, come on!
27:23Hurry up!
27:26Oh, I hate to cut short this beautiful reunion,
27:29but unlimited rides, people.
27:32Sorry.
27:33We're off the band, back together.
27:35Never leave us again, Malachi.
27:37Did you, um, did you know...
27:40No.
27:42I mean, Malachi did post a story of him boarding a plane in Dubai,
27:46so I knew that he was in the approximate geographical location.
27:48What?
27:49I was stalking his socials this morning.
27:50I didn't see that story.
27:51Oh, no, baby, it was just close friends.
27:52Which I am right the second learning you are one of.
27:55Look, it's a lot to unpack,
27:57but we need to remain focused on why we're here.
28:00No, you're right.
28:01Okay.
28:02Everyone's across the plan.
28:04Until go time, we just need to blend in,
28:05like regular teens enjoying a wholesome day out at the con.
28:09Period.
28:15Ready.
28:25Huh?
28:26Oh, yeah?
28:29Oh, yeah.
28:31I walk right up off the street, you and I.
28:37I don't even do to shake this in front of you.
28:46And we don't know where I'm going to race to dance.
28:55I don't know where I'm going to go.
29:02I don't know where I'm going to go.
29:08As you see, there's no one around.
29:15Hold up.
29:18You really are a witch.
29:20You just uttered his name and he was like full on summit.
29:24Sorry, that must have been a shock you, okay?
29:27I am now.
29:28Be the pond, not the fish.
29:31Moved on.
29:31My life is spectacular.
29:35More importantly, how are you feeling?
29:37Yeah.
29:39Hey, we're going to get you through hops.
29:42Don't forget showcase.
29:44That'll make up for heaps of lost marks.
29:46I'm sorry.
29:47You're welcome.
29:48I'm covered with breaks.
29:50You want to take yours now?
29:51Uh, thanks.
29:52I don't need one.
29:53Not even to eat?
29:54My mate will get me something.
29:57Does your mate have a name?
29:59Amory.
30:00Amory.
30:01I thought it was going to be beautiful.
30:04Chill, Liam.
30:05She's also got a really hot, rich boyfriend, so don't waste your tickets.
30:08Oi!
30:09Chase Gurdon, your own time.
30:12Have another drink, Clancy?
30:14Whoa.
30:15Way to speak to your boss.
30:16No, my mum's the boss.
30:17He's just the mongrel that she's shacked up with.
30:21Let me know if you change your mind, yeah?
30:26Lock up your doors.
30:28Hey, Chase Gurdon on your own time, yeah?
30:31Ha ha!
30:40Amory!
30:54can we just
30:59what's going on
31:00we moved halfway across the world
31:02and I had to hear it from Lucy
31:04I know it was
31:05it was a messed up time
31:07at the very least
31:08you could have said goodbye
31:12that's that why
31:14you ignored my letter
31:17I never got a letter
31:21you didn't?
31:22I'm not a guy
31:24to be honest it seems like a pretty convenient
31:26excuse for you to pull out now
31:28I can be a dickhead
31:30sure but I'm not a liar
31:33no I slipped it into your locker
31:34the day of formal
31:39that whole part of the school burnt to the ground
32:04they're tragic
32:04you going on this alone
32:07yeah I'm not
32:10you're coming with me
32:25oh my god this is so lame
32:31you're scared
32:33I'm not
32:34you know laughter is a stress response to fear
32:41okay I'm literally about the studying psychology
32:44I think I can psychoanalyze myself
32:46thank you
32:46I'm not scared
32:50I'm shooting myself
32:51I don't think this is part of the ride
33:09I must have just missed the sweet spot there big man
33:12sorry about that
33:13better luck next time eh
33:14alright three tickets
33:16three chances to win
33:17you're on that chest there Hercules
33:19yeah
33:20step up and prove it
33:22I think I got it from here
33:23you wish
33:25alright
33:26five bucks as I can tell
33:28yeah easy
33:28uh are you forgetting something
33:30I'm an athlete
33:31I'll make you piss
33:32oh the language of love
33:34want to learn
33:34and check
33:35you wish
33:36father of my babies
33:41what
33:41sorry
33:43yeah
33:44alright enough for
33:45give me that thank you
33:56I'm a winner ladies
33:57you're gonna win
33:58that was so good
34:00that was so good
34:02what prize do you want
34:03Connie
34:05flappy hand
34:08I have a flappy hand
34:09I have a flappy hand
34:10all yours darling
34:11thank you
34:12thank you
34:13thank you
34:23I actually would have picked you
34:25at the studying site
34:27hmm
34:27yeah
34:29I guess I've always been into watching people
34:31you know
34:32trying to understand why they do the things they do
34:36then after all the row and stuff
34:38I had to see a counsellor
34:39so
34:41you know that really helped me
34:43thought I'd like to help people in that way too
34:48I'm really sorry
34:49about what happened
34:52what Rowan did
34:53it wasn't your fault
34:54or mine
34:56and even though it was
34:58an awful experience
35:00brought some really positive change into my life
35:03like meeting Noah
35:04oh your boyfriend
35:06you know
35:07I missy
35:09keeps me updated
35:10oh
35:15so how long
35:17is it
35:17about a year
35:18yeah
35:19um
35:20after the fire
35:21St. Bruno's invited us
35:23to use their campus
35:24like
35:25their
35:25oval art rooms
35:27sort of
35:28he's a private school boy
35:30yeah
35:30but like
35:31the least awful
35:32one
35:32no he's the best
35:34honest
35:35dependable
35:37loyal
35:38that sounds like you're describing a dog
35:41well dogs can't hold pants
35:43so no risker than writing letters
35:50so um
35:52not that it really matters much now
35:54but
35:55what did you write me
36:00what
36:07uh
36:10it was everything
36:11I was too afraid
36:13to say to you in person
36:14like what
36:18yeah
36:23that I just
36:28oh
36:28hi Liam
36:30Anne-Marie
36:32so sorry to interrupt
36:34this
36:34the little Timmy in the car ahead
36:36puked up a
36:38sorry
36:39you just
36:41puked up a daggy dog
36:43all over Dracula
36:43yeah
36:45straight to the exit
36:46eh
36:50what
36:51yeah
36:57honey
37:00Sasha
37:01what are you doing here
37:02oh
37:03my parents forced me to come and herd my feral brothers
37:09hey
37:10I'm sorry
37:10about snapping in that meeting before
37:13I
37:13I should have just let you handle it
37:16it's okay
37:19hey
37:20what are you doing here
37:23what
37:24oh
37:25my son
37:25my son
37:26my son
37:26what are you doing
37:27what are you doing
37:28what are you doing
37:31Sashi
37:32Sashi
37:33look what I got
37:34and I told you not to spend all of your money on that
37:37get here
37:38we're going home
37:39that's unfair
37:40mom said awesome
37:40right
37:45it's time to mobilize
37:46operation head job
37:47is a goal
37:47carnival's closing in 30 minutes
37:50it's go time
37:59you heading off
38:00I thought I'd stick around
38:02actually
38:03need a ride
38:04so
38:06did Mr. Telly
38:07the full plan
38:08to get revenge
38:09on those rich Bruno
38:10wankers
38:10okay
38:11so you know
38:12you'll be waiting
38:12for that ride
38:13for like
38:14a while
38:16unless
38:18I wait with you guys
38:21a lot of bodies
38:22little chalk
38:26but if you want to get intimate with someone's armpit for the next few hours be my guest
38:33let's go
38:33why is that
38:34let's go
38:34let's go
38:35let's go
38:39let's go
38:40let's go
38:40let's go
38:41let's go
38:41let's go
38:42let's go
38:43let's go
38:44let's go
38:44let's go
38:45let's go
38:45let's go
38:45let's go
38:47let's go
38:49let's go
38:49let's go
38:50let's go
38:50let's go
38:53let's go
38:54let's go
38:58let's go
39:25It's crow time.
39:39We need to get this done and then we need to get the hell out of here.
39:42All right, I'll get the mannequin up there.
39:45Great.
39:47It's a Tony frogmouth!
39:49Nightmare fuel is what that is.
39:53It's all right, I'm good.
39:56It's all right, I'll get it.
39:57I've got this baby.
40:01Nope, nope.
40:02Cannot do it.
40:03Aww.
40:04No, cool dude.
40:05It's like a legit phobia.
40:06You're a legit pussy, dude.
40:08I'll fucking say that again.
40:09Okay, there could not be a worse time for you guys to measure dicks.
40:12Please, please, settle down.
40:13Babe, it's okay.
40:16Settle.
40:17Settle.
40:19I'll do it.
40:20Oh, okay.
40:22Don't forget.
40:24This.
40:26All right.
40:26Uh, grab the rope, Harps.
40:28I'm just gonna keep lookout or whatever.
40:30Yeah, Missy, can you actually go do the same?
40:32This is our horror film stop.
40:34And you know what to do, buddy.
40:35Do not.
40:36Um, and you two...
40:37I really need to have a wee.
40:39Impeccable timing, seriously.
40:41Go find a bush.
40:42Okay.
40:43Go with.
40:43Come in, Queenie.
40:55Come on.
40:56Come on.
40:58Can you help me with it?
40:59Aye.
41:00Oh, Jesus.
41:02Get off.
41:04Stop it.
41:04Hold it up.
41:05Okay, okay.
41:07Hurry up.
41:09Hold it, hold it.
41:10Yeah, I'll go.
41:11Help me.
41:12Oh, thank God.
41:16There we go.
41:18Oh, Bruno.
41:19Hey.
41:21Suck it, Seth.
41:26Jesus.
41:34What's going on?
41:37What's happening?
41:37I don't know.
41:39Let's learn now.
41:42Malachi!
41:43Just leave it!
41:44No!
41:44Let's go!
41:45Oh, my God!
41:51Come on!
41:52Come on!
41:54Come on!
41:59Come on!
42:00Come on!
42:00Come on!
42:00I can't!
42:01Oi!
42:02Come on!
42:02Come here, you little prick!
42:06Come back!
42:07Come back here, you little shit!
42:08Ah!
42:09Fuck!
42:10Hey!
42:11Hey!
42:14Come back here!
42:15Come back here!
42:32Hey!
42:33You little shit!
42:34You have to be a dirty soul!
42:36You have to be a dirty soul!
42:37La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
42:39When you come on the radio!
42:42Talk!
42:43Go, go, go, go, go!
42:43La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
42:46You know we're gonna come...
42:47...that there's some peace now!
42:47I need any more foe-poe-poe-poe-poe-poe-so-a-ba-scare!
42:50I need your sickle blood!
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