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Swapped Bodies With My Secret Crush Engsub [Full Movie] [Vertical Drama]Full EP - Full
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00:00:01Bolt, this experiment needs to be perfect.
00:00:05What you should be worried about, Denise, is who's taking you to prom.
00:00:09That's tomorrow night, just in case you forgot.
00:00:10Let me use this amulet to manifest the perfect man.
00:00:16Those crystals are ridiculous.
00:00:31They work!
00:00:33Well, well, if it isn't dorky, Denise, and her little science projects.
00:00:38Oh, make yourself useful, hold this.
00:00:42Ha, nope. No, that wasn't it.
00:00:45All right, here.
00:00:50Ah, got him again.
00:00:52It's too easy.
00:00:53Look, the pool's closed today, okay, so we gotta use the gym for some dry land drills.
00:00:56Tomorrow is swim team captain trials, and I gotta be in tip-top shape.
00:01:00So?
00:01:01Can't get any of your nerd on me, you know what I mean?
00:01:03So? You two should make like a tree and get out of here.
00:01:06All muscle, no brains.
00:01:08What'd you say, tulip?
00:01:09Look, Billy, the science lab's leaking, so we need to be in here.
00:01:13Do I look like a cat?
00:01:14Is that alien vomit?
00:01:16Hey, hey, hey, hey, don't touch that. It's a very delicate compound.
00:01:19Oh, it's so delicate.
00:01:20Here, Kenny, you should hand it over to me, guys.
00:01:22Can we seriously get your beautiful manly hand off of that?
00:01:24Well, now the gym is actually mine, Denise.
00:01:26Now it's my lab!
00:01:27Fine, have it.
00:01:29No!
00:01:34Oh!
00:01:35No!
00:01:36Oh!
00:01:36Oh!
00:01:38Oh!
00:01:39Oh!
00:01:39Oh!
00:01:40Oh!
00:01:40Oh!
00:01:41Oh!
00:01:42Oh!
00:01:43Oh!
00:01:44Oh!
00:01:45Oh!
00:01:46Oh!
00:01:50Oh my god, Denise!
00:01:52I told you, you can't get any of your nerd on me!
00:01:54Oh, you're so gonna regret this.
00:01:56Hey, relax, guys!
00:01:57Mercury's in retrograde, and it's making us act like a bunch of deranged flamingos.
00:02:01Fine.
00:02:02But I'm gonna remember this.
00:02:04You're such a jerk!
00:02:05Oh, you're such a jerk!
00:02:06Oh!
00:02:07Bye, Denise!
00:02:09The only reason you make so much fun of her is because you were obviously in love with her.
00:02:16Denise!
00:02:17She wishes.
00:02:18Denise, wait!
00:02:21Bro, I got it all on my camera.
00:02:23No way, let's see.
00:02:24My lap!
00:02:25Oh, stop!
00:02:27Oh my god, Kenny, this is crazy!
00:02:30Oh my god, this is embarrassing.
00:02:32She's gonna probably be alone her entire life, her and her 950 cats.
00:02:36I was looking for you all day.
00:02:38You okay?
00:02:39I'm effing humiliated.
00:02:41No one likes me.
00:02:43That's not true, Denise.
00:02:44I like you.
00:02:44You don't get it.
00:02:45I mean, look at you.
00:02:47You're handsome, you're cool.
00:02:48You've been at school for like six years.
00:02:50Everyone likes you.
00:02:51It's been seven years, but...
00:02:53I'm cool as shit, but that's...
00:02:55Because I'm gay, that's why.
00:02:56I just wish I was someone else.
00:02:58Oh, Denise!
00:03:01Hey...
00:03:01Peace out, Denise.
00:03:06I can fix this.
00:03:08I can fix this.
00:03:19Fuck.
00:03:21Incoming!
00:03:27Paris!
00:03:28Paris!
00:03:28Lights out!
00:03:30Denise?
00:03:32I'm about to make all your wishes come true.
00:03:34I wish I wasn't such a nerd.
00:03:36I'm so glad I'm not a nerd.
00:03:40I'm sorry.
00:03:42Let's do git!
00:03:50Fl соб verso!
00:03:58Oh...
00:04:00It's a game.
00:04:02It's a game.
00:04:05It's a game.
00:04:07You don't have to.
00:04:08You have to leave your
00:04:24Oh my god, I'm a woman!
00:04:33No, no, no, no.
00:04:35I swap bodies with the knees!
00:05:07What the hell did you do to me?
00:05:09Me?
00:05:10I didn't do anything.
00:05:11In fact, I think that this is all-
00:05:13Your fault!
00:05:13You need to change me back right now!
00:05:16I don't think I can live the rest of my life with these things!
00:05:19Okay, what did you-
00:05:21Where did you even dig up those heels?
00:05:23Those are my grandmas.
00:05:24I think they're cute.
00:05:25Cute?
00:05:26They're so tall.
00:05:28I've never worn those a day in my life.
00:05:29If I want to go to the beach naked, it's my life.
00:05:32100%.
00:05:32What are you doing, Tracy?
00:05:34Billy!
00:05:36Hey, babe.
00:05:39Why are you dressed like it's Halloween?
00:05:42Maybe a kiss will bring you back to your senses.
00:05:46Um, hold that dog!
00:05:49We need to talk!
00:05:50Like right now!
00:05:57Did my own boyfriend just refuse to kiss me?
00:05:59He's always such a horndog.
00:06:01Maybe he got neutered.
00:06:06You're changing us back right now!
00:06:08Okay, don't panic!
00:06:09It's obviously just an electrical transference of quantum-
00:06:10Not God!
00:06:11Speak English, please!
00:06:12Okay, something obviously happened that slammed us out of our bodies and into each other's.
00:06:16Okay, so we need to slam ourselves back together.
00:06:18Hypothetically speaking, yes.
00:06:19But how?
00:06:20Like this.
00:06:21Oh God!
00:06:26Oh no!
00:06:28Oh, fire!
00:06:29Fire!
00:06:30Fire!
00:06:31Fire!
00:06:32Fire!
00:06:33Fire!
00:06:33Go!
00:06:34Go!
00:06:38Ah!
00:06:40Ah!
00:06:40Ah!
00:06:41The door's locked!
00:06:41Oh my God!
00:06:43We're gonna die in here!
00:06:44Oh my God!
00:06:45Stop being such a drama queen!
00:06:46It's literally just the trauma!
00:06:47It's not!
00:06:48It's gonna burn the whole school down!
00:06:50We're gonna die in here!
00:06:51Oh my God, no!
00:06:58Oh no!
00:06:59Oh no!
00:07:00Oh no!
00:07:01Oh no!
00:07:01Oh no!
00:07:02Oh no!
00:07:02Oh no!
00:07:03Oh no!
00:07:04Oh no!
00:07:05Oh no!
00:07:08This is unbelievable!
00:07:10Mr. Miller!
00:07:11Ms. Weiner!
00:07:13My office!
00:07:14Now!
00:07:36I've heard about the trouble you two been causing for the last few days!
00:07:39It's his fault!
00:07:40It's her fault!
00:07:40Excuse me!
00:07:42Nothing!
00:07:43Now!
00:07:44Since you two single handedly destroyed the prom, you're gonna redecorate it!
00:07:48I hate the prom!
00:07:50Decorating's like girl stuff!
00:07:52Which I love to do because I am a girl!
00:07:57If you two don't do as I say and spend all day long fixing the prom, you will be expelled!
00:08:02I can't do that today, okay?
00:08:03I have a science test that's worth half of my grade!
00:08:05And I have swim trials after school to find out who becomes swim team captain!
00:08:08I mean Denise does!
00:08:11I don't know what's wrong with you two!
00:08:13And I really don't care!
00:08:14But if I see you separated for anything other than class and to fix the prom, you are out of
00:08:19my school!
00:08:20Got it?
00:08:24I asked you two a question!
00:08:26Yes!
00:08:27Yes, Principal Rainmaker!
00:08:29Good!
00:08:30Now shake hands for the start of a beautiful new relationship!
00:08:41Shake hands!
00:08:43Now get out of my office!
00:08:46Now!
00:08:47Now get out of my office!
00:08:59Now!
00:09:04You did this on purpose!
00:09:05You just know I'm uber popular and you're so uncool!
00:09:08Oh, well if I had the power to do that then I would use it for something better than you!
00:09:12You need to put us back together!
00:09:14Oh my god, you're right!
00:09:16We need glue!
00:09:18We need glue!
00:09:22We need glue!
00:09:23Okay!
00:09:24Um, yeah!
00:09:25No!
00:09:25Not that type of glue!
00:09:26I'm talking about a quantum glue!
00:09:28A transference of matter?
00:09:29That'll generate a-
00:09:30Okay!
00:09:31Speaking nerd on ease!
00:09:33Um, if we were to hug, then our brains might release oxytocin which is the bonding chemical
00:09:38and that could reset our energy fields!
00:09:41You want me to hug you?
00:09:42Okay!
00:09:42For scientific purposes only!
00:09:44Don't get too excited!
00:09:45I'm sure you're the excited one!
00:09:46I know you've always had a crush on me!
00:09:48Okay!
00:09:48No!
00:09:49I've actually never had a crush on you!
00:09:50But I totally do have a crush on him!
00:09:52I just can't let him find out!
00:09:58Okay, don't make it weird!
00:09:59Come here, bro!
00:10:01I'm gonna-
00:10:01I'm gonna approach-
00:10:02And I'm gonna-
00:10:03I'm gonna go-
00:10:04Okay!
00:10:05Nice!
00:10:06Okay!
00:10:23Nope!
00:10:24I still have the wrong reproductive appendage!
00:10:26Well, clearly he's excited!
00:10:27And it's called a dick!
00:10:28I'd like to have it back, please!
00:10:30Oh, you think I like being stuck with this thing between my legs?
00:10:33How do you make it go down?
00:10:34Think of dead puppies!
00:10:36Or Miss Chadwick, the English teacher, naked!
00:10:38Oh!
00:10:38Oh!
00:10:39Ew!
00:10:41See?
00:10:42Now, don't you have one of those, like, science experiments that you can change us back?
00:10:45Swim trails are today, and promised tonight, and my girlfriend is counting on me to show
00:10:49up as me!
00:10:49Okay, stop yelling at me!
00:10:51Who else am I supposed to yell at any-
00:10:52I don't know!
00:10:53Not me!
00:10:54Oh!
00:11:06You hit me!
00:11:07I did!
00:11:08And I'm a girl!
00:11:09I'm sorry.
00:11:10Can I-
00:11:11You look okay.
00:11:13Now who's the bully?
00:11:15Okay.
00:11:16I'm sorry.
00:11:17Let's just move on from this, okay?
00:11:19We can worry about trying to swap our bodies back after we finish decorating for the prom.
00:11:23Um, seriously, I- I cannot be expelled.
00:11:26Fine!
00:11:28Well, just start with the palm trees!
00:11:38Okay.
00:11:43Okay.
00:11:44Palm trees.
00:11:51Hey, what are you doing?
00:11:53Why are you painting it before you've even cut it out?
00:11:54Cause it's a palm tree, so we need to paint it first, then we cut it out.
00:11:57Oh, that wasn't clear.
00:11:58Oh, well, you weren't clear.
00:11:59Why am I getting so much backlash?
00:12:00Why are you offended by everything?
00:12:01I just want clear direction!
00:12:07That clear enough for you?
00:12:14Crystal.
00:12:45Oh, no!
00:12:46It's my favorite jersey.
00:12:47Take it off so we can walk in.
00:12:49Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:12:51Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:12:52Turn it up.
00:13:00Enough!
00:13:01Enough!
00:13:02No more games.
00:13:04We gotta...
00:13:06Okay, we gotta finish this up before we get stuck.
00:13:10Careful, it's a little slippery.
00:13:27Maybe, maybe, you gotta have something stronger than a hug.
00:13:38Yeah, yeah.
00:13:41No.
00:13:41A kiss.
00:13:42You want to kiss me?
00:13:44If it'll change us back, it's worth a try.
00:13:47Yeah, I guess that theorem checks out.
00:13:51Okay, so we'll kiss.
00:13:54Ready?
00:13:56Ready.
00:13:57Set?
00:13:58Set.
00:14:04And here we go.
00:14:23It's not what you think.
00:14:23You're cheating on me with Denise?
00:14:25The human tampon of Hyzer High?
00:14:27You take that back.
00:14:28You're actually defending her?
00:14:31We're done.
00:14:32Find a new problem date.
00:14:37You got me dumped.
00:14:39Okay, I mean, it's just Vixen.
00:14:42Ow.
00:14:44Where are you going?
00:14:45Get my life back.
00:14:46Well, if Principal Raymaker finds out that we're not working together, we're going to be exfelted.
00:14:57Oh, God.
00:14:59Shoot.
00:15:04Honey, wait.
00:15:06Don't touch me, you nerd nightmare.
00:15:09Honey, please, this is a huge mistake.
00:15:10Why do you keep calling me honey?
00:15:11Hey, Paul, off me.
00:15:12Drop it in.
00:15:14Say, I'm a whore for homework.
00:15:18Vixen, please, just hear me out.
00:15:21Vixen!
00:15:23Vixen, stop.
00:15:25Vixen, stop.
00:15:27Stop.
00:15:29You've done enough damage already.
00:15:32Wow.
00:15:34How does it feel to be the nerd?
00:15:38So, you're not into Denise?
00:15:41Get real, Vixen.
00:15:43Do you really think that I would cheat on you with her?
00:15:46Billy, I knew you used to love me.
00:15:48Oh.
00:15:49I'll still go to film with you.
00:15:50Oh, no.
00:15:51No.
00:15:52What?
00:15:52Yeah.
00:15:53Is my makeup smeared?
00:15:54I know you hate it when I'm not perfect.
00:16:01You know what, Billy?
00:16:03Billy, you have bossed everyone around for years.
00:16:08Now you get to know what it's like to be on the other side.
00:16:10You can't just leave me here.
00:16:11We were ordered to work together.
00:16:12Yeah, you had no problem leaving me.
00:16:15Yeah.
00:16:17Maybe now you'll appreciate me a little more.
00:16:23Just, just, just walk.
00:16:31Okay.
00:16:33Billy, it turns me on when you put other girls in their place.
00:16:35Oh, wow.
00:16:37That's cool.
00:16:38Um, hey.
00:16:39Why don't we go to class?
00:16:41Shh.
00:16:43Not until.
00:16:44I think.
00:16:48I really don't think a thank you is necessary, but, okay.
00:16:51Ah, here.
00:16:52And you're gonna go right there.
00:16:54Billy.
00:16:55Um.
00:16:55What?
00:16:55What's wrong with you, Billy?
00:16:57Don't be scared.
00:16:57I just don't feel myself.
00:17:00What's up, brother?
00:17:01Why is it not up?
00:17:07Oh, I, uh, I, what?
00:17:10I, I have to fly my way.
00:17:14My kite.
00:17:16What?
00:17:17I'm gonna be back.
00:17:19What is wrong with you?
00:17:23Why is he running like a girl?
00:17:25Move!
00:17:26Move, sir.
00:17:31Oh, my.
00:17:32Oh, God.
00:17:35Excuse me, sorry.
00:17:36Stupid button.
00:17:37Excuse me, excuse me. Sorry. I need your help, please.
00:17:42Help with what? Beating up freshmen?
00:17:43Bullying's so pre-pandemic, Billy.
00:17:45No, Billy and I have to decorate for the prom or I'm going to get expelled.
00:17:47But you are, Billy.
00:17:49No. Oh, no, no, I'm Denise. I'm your best friend.
00:17:53Oh, please.
00:17:54Are you serious?
00:17:56Billy and I, we swapped bodies last night.
00:18:02Billy, I was willing to listen to you,
00:18:04but instead you come to me lying with this ridiculous story.
00:18:14Billy, I'm being serious.
00:18:16Okay, Vixen literally just tried to make out with me.
00:18:19I've only been a guy for like two hours and I'm already a complainant.
00:18:22Holy slut.
00:18:22Of course, Vixen tried to make out with you.
00:18:24She's your girlfriend, remember?
00:18:27But you're not listening to me, okay?
00:18:29I still can't believe I woke up with this thing between my legs.
00:18:33Oh, in all seriousness, though,
00:18:35like how do you pee without accidentally hosing yourself in the face
00:18:37because I cannot figure it out.
00:18:38It's a little early to be talking about penile control with you, okay?
00:18:41Okay, look, look, look, look, look, look, okay, maybe, maybe.
00:18:44If I just show you it, like, you can help me figure this thing out
00:18:47because I do not know how it works.
00:18:48Oh, my God!
00:18:49Oh, my God!
00:18:53Don't have any of the pudding.
00:18:54It's bad.
00:18:57Are you kidding me?
00:18:59Bull!
00:19:00God!
00:19:01Sorry!
00:19:03Why would you hit me?
00:19:04Nice try, but I'm not falling for the look at your drunk prank you pulled on me in eighth grade.
00:19:10What?
00:19:11Didn't you know that Billy bullied you?
00:19:14Stop pretending you're Denise.
00:19:18Actually, he's not pretending.
00:19:20Or, she's not pretending.
00:19:24And, yes, you're right.
00:19:26I did bully you.
00:19:28A lot, actually.
00:19:29And I'm sorry.
00:19:31Wait, wait, what?
00:19:32It's all true.
00:19:33We swapped bodies.
00:19:34And this happened last night.
00:19:36When I woke up, I had these.
00:19:40This is Bishon.
00:19:40I mean, oh, my God.
00:19:41I knew I had sick powers, but I didn't know I could do something like this.
00:19:43This is so badass.
00:19:44This is epic.
00:19:46This is...
00:19:47Wait, I did what?
00:19:52Oh, my God, buddy.
00:19:54Easy, buddy.
00:19:54Just breathe.
00:19:55Just breathe.
00:19:56Oh, my God.
00:19:57Maybe he has, like, low blood sugar or something.
00:19:59Should we get him a cookie?
00:19:59Juice.
00:20:00No, juice is better.
00:20:01Juice is better.
00:20:02Juice is better.
00:20:02Juice.
00:20:03Excuse me.
00:20:04Borrowing that.
00:20:05Oh, my God.
00:20:05I got your juice.
00:20:06Here you go.
00:20:07Here you go.
00:20:08Here comes the juice.
00:20:09Open up.
00:20:10Open up.
00:20:11There it is.
00:20:12Oh, my God.
00:20:12I'm not a diabetic.
00:20:13I'm just in shock, you weirdos.
00:20:17Bolt, what did you mean by, oh, no, what did I do?
00:20:21I maybe made a little wish upon a star and this amulet.
00:20:31What kind of wish?
00:20:35I wish that would help all Denise's wishes come true?
00:20:37If you don't unwish this wish right now, I am going to rearrange your face.
00:20:43We are serious, Bolt.
00:20:45Okay?
00:20:46You're our only hope here.
00:20:48I mean, this is crazy.
00:20:48I'm like the real Harry Potter just with abs.
00:20:51Magic isn't real.
00:20:53How dare you?
00:20:53Science was actually mistaken for magic for, like, centuries.
00:20:55So, yeah, actually, it is a possibility.
00:20:58Damn right it is.
00:21:00You know what?
00:21:00I can fix this.
00:21:01I can fix this.
00:21:02We just need ingredients.
00:21:04He's serious, isn't he?
00:21:06You got a better idea?
00:21:09Let's go.
00:21:12I'm going to need a silver fork for focus.
00:21:15Hot sauce for passion.
00:21:16Is he a hot dog?
00:21:19Oatmeal for balance.
00:21:22And pancakes.
00:21:23He needs to help me, pancakes.
00:21:24We need pancakes for protection.
00:21:27All right, hold on, you two.
00:21:29Because I'm about to put you back where you truly belong.
00:21:32Hot doggis.
00:21:33Pancakus.
00:21:34Ketchupis.
00:21:35Mustardis.
00:21:35Sugar, we're going down, down, down.
00:21:38By the power of carbs and chaos, return these souls to their natural vessels.
00:21:50It's working.
00:21:51I'm doing magic.
00:21:54It's working.
00:22:06This doesn't look like decorating to me.
00:22:08You have ten seconds to explain yourself, or this will be your last thing at Haasaha.
00:22:14Principal Rainmaker, it's a total misunderstanding.
00:22:16Boat, I didn't know you'd be here.
00:22:18Well, I am.
00:22:19And I'm a sorcerer.
00:22:20You see all the wind I created?
00:22:22First off, you don't lost your rabid-ass mind.
00:22:24Get off my table!
00:22:25And the ventilation system is being reinstalled.
00:22:28That is the A.C.
00:22:29Oh.
00:22:31So I can't do magic, I feel like...
00:22:33Principal Rainmaker, we actually were decorating for prom.
00:22:37We, we just expanded our team to include Bolt.
00:22:41For his, uh, his styling expertise, of course.
00:22:47Delegation.
00:22:48Mm-hmm.
00:22:48Good.
00:22:49Keep it up.
00:22:51Or else.
00:22:57So that spell you did was fake?
00:22:59I swear, I thought it was working.
00:23:01I mean, maybe we shouldn't use culinary products next time.
00:23:04Okay.
00:23:05Both?
00:23:06You have to switch us back.
00:23:09Uh-oh.
00:23:11Uh-oh, what do you mean, uh-oh?
00:23:12I feel something weird.
00:23:14Down here.
00:23:15Oh no.
00:23:17Oh no.
00:23:18Billy.
00:23:18I think, oh no, I think I'm about to have my...
00:23:22I'm about to have your, technically mine, but it's in your...
00:23:24I'm about to have, oh my god, no!
00:23:28Welcome to the wonderful world of being a woman.
00:23:36Okay, relax, relax.
00:23:38It's not my time of the month, so you probably just have to pee.
00:23:41I haven't done that yet.
00:23:42You haven't peed all day?
00:23:44I wanted to be respectful and not look at you down there.
00:23:47Oh, well, that's...
00:23:48That's kind of sweet.
00:23:49Um, well, there's a bathroom down the hall that you can use if you want to.
00:23:54I would go.
00:23:55And we'll meet up after class.
00:23:57All the sitting down.
00:23:59How do you girls do it?
00:24:03I'd be sitting down sometimes.
00:24:05Ooh.
00:24:15Well, whoa.
00:24:16Look who it is.
00:24:17A piece of shit coming in to take a shit.
00:24:19Sorry to bother you.
00:24:22I just need to use the bathroom.
00:24:26You're not going anywhere.
00:24:29Please let me go.
00:24:30If you need to pee, pee.
00:24:32Or is it that time of the month?
00:24:34Need a tampon?
00:24:37Maybe you need another one.
00:24:41Hey, girls.
00:24:43Vixen, I know you're nice.
00:24:44I am nice.
00:24:45To people I like.
00:24:48Trying to steal my boyfriend?
00:24:55This will teach you to mess with my man, you science crap psycho.
00:25:01I think you need a few more.
00:25:04Yes.
00:25:06We gotta get to class.
00:25:08One sec.
00:25:09Look.
00:25:10Look at Billy again.
00:25:11And you won't walk out of here alive.
00:25:27Oh, my.
00:25:28Gee.
00:25:29Billy, what are you doing?
00:25:32Oh, my God.
00:25:33What the hell happened to me?
00:25:34My girlfriend just beat the crap out of me because she thought I was you trying to steal you from
00:25:40me for her for you.
00:25:43No.
00:25:44What?
00:25:46Vixen actually bullied me.
00:25:47Obviously.
00:25:48She always bullies me.
00:25:49I'm sorry she always bullies you, but please help me.
00:25:51I couldn't go to class.
00:25:53You skipped my math class?
00:25:54You expect me to walk into class looking like this.
00:25:56Maybe it's time for you to get a little bit of payback.
00:25:58If you don't help me and drop this attitude, I'll drop this blouse.
00:26:04What?
00:26:05I'll go streaking across campus, and then we'll see if the stripper of Heiser High gets into college.
00:26:10You wouldn't.
00:26:17One.
00:26:18You're bluffing.
00:26:20Two.
00:26:21Billy, think about this, okay?
00:26:23You don't actually want to do this, Billy.
00:26:24Three.
00:26:24You don't.
00:26:25Oh, my God, no!
00:26:26No, no, no, stop!
00:26:27Stop!
00:26:28Stop!
00:26:28Stop!
00:26:29Okay?
00:26:29You win.
00:26:30Okay?
00:26:31I will help you.
00:26:31Let's just...
00:26:32Let's get you away from everybody and be back up.
00:26:36Thank you so much.
00:26:39Out of your mind, Billy.
00:26:41Look, I didn't know how mean my friends could be until I was on the other side of it.
00:26:48I'm sorry.
00:26:50Whatever.
00:26:51Let's just maybe go decorate for the prom, I guess.
00:26:54Come on in condition.
00:26:55Come back.
00:26:57Stop acting like grades are all you got, man.
00:26:59Grades are all that I've got.
00:27:01You could be anything you want to be.
00:27:03Prom queen, student council, literally anything.
00:27:07Yeah, sure.
00:27:09Maybe in an alternate dimension.
00:27:10We are in an alternate dimension.
00:27:12Look, you got brains and beauty.
00:27:14Something Vixen and all the other girls are so jealous of.
00:27:17They're actually jealous of me?
00:27:19Yes!
00:27:20I mean, why have you been hiding this body?
00:27:23God.
00:27:24Okay, well, it's not like I'm hiding something.
00:27:27See this?
00:27:29Yes, you have.
00:27:31No.
00:27:32Come on.
00:27:33Feel it.
00:27:33Oh my god, no.
00:27:34That kind of touching is totally inappropriate.
00:27:36Bro, it's literally your body I'm trying to get you to appreciate.
00:27:43Okay.
00:27:44I just...
00:27:45I guess I've never, like, saw myself as...
00:27:49Sexy?
00:27:51It's just not respectable to be valued only for your looks.
00:27:53Okay, real beauty, it's on the inside.
00:27:57Stop being such a prude and go with it.
00:28:03Okay.
00:28:03Yep.
00:28:09Okay, I guess I am kind of fat.
00:28:11You're gorgeous.
00:28:13Looking this good isn't vanity.
00:28:16It's power.
00:28:18Maybe I could show you how to use it.
00:28:31Excuse me!
00:28:33What in the 50 shades of gray is going on here?
00:28:36We're just doing an anatomy lesson.
00:28:39Yeah, I was wondering where my kidneys were.
00:28:41I think they're in here, right?
00:28:42Yep, right there.
00:28:43Perfect, thanks for the lesson.
00:28:44My spell really did work.
00:28:46You two really are falling in love.
00:28:48No, we're not.
00:28:49No, we're not.
00:28:51Sure.
00:28:52Then why are you playing doctor on the football field?
00:28:55And why is Denise so...
00:28:58Busty?
00:28:59My girlfriend just beat the shit out of me.
00:29:02Please tell me you have better clothes for me to change into.
00:29:05Did you check the lost and found?
00:29:06There's some pretty good shit in there.
00:29:09I can glam you two up later.
00:29:11Thanks, Paul.
00:29:12Oh, and one small detail to add some more pressure to your day.
00:29:15We have our driving test after school in the back parking lot during a study break.
00:29:21Oh, good luck.
00:29:23Driving test?
00:29:25I can't drive!
00:29:31What?
00:29:53That lost and found box really saved the day, huh?
00:29:55Ow!
00:29:58I look amazing, don't I?
00:29:59Yeah, the category's called Britney Bitch.
00:30:12This is a bad idea.
00:30:14People drive cars every day.
00:30:16Get in.
00:30:17It's not that difficult.
00:30:19Bull, get in.
00:30:21No, no, no, no.
00:30:21I'm not dying today.
00:30:22Bull, come on.
00:30:23I need you just in case he kills us.
00:30:25Yeah, I took driver's ed with Billy before.
00:30:28And the instructor, he's still in therapy.
00:30:31Get your pretty boy butt in the car and strap yourself in.
00:30:43Okay.
00:30:47I can't take this.
00:30:49Billy, Billy, Billy.
00:30:50Get back here.
00:30:54Both right.
00:30:55I suck.
00:30:56If you're seriously sorry about all of the bullying you've done over these years, then you will
00:30:59do this for me.
00:31:00I cannot drive to school in my mom's station wagon for another year.
00:31:03Everyone already thinks I'm a big enough nerd as it is.
00:31:05God, you're not a nerd.
00:31:07You're actually kind of cool.
00:31:10I am.
00:31:11I'll take your cream pies.
00:31:12Put the car in dry before I throw up.
00:31:20So this is how I die today.
00:31:21My dad's convertible was shit upholstery.
00:31:23Shut up.
00:31:24Not used to this car yet.
00:31:44Yep, we're clear.
00:31:45It's all clear.
00:31:45Okay.
00:31:47Let's move out.
00:31:48Gently.
00:31:51Okay.
00:32:03My grandma drives faster than this.
00:32:04And she's dead.
00:32:14Why did we stop?
00:32:15The car was parking.
00:32:16Because we're in a parking lot.
00:32:18Okay, do you see that?
00:32:20That right there?
00:32:20That spot.
00:32:21Yeah?
00:32:22Go parking.
00:32:24Parallel parking?
00:32:25What the fuck do you know?
00:32:26That's my weak spot, man.
00:32:28Listen to him.
00:32:32You've got this.
00:32:34My faith in you.
00:32:44Stop!
00:32:44Oh, my God!
00:32:45Stop!
00:32:46Oh, my God!
00:32:46Billy, stop!
00:32:47Stop!
00:32:48Stop!
00:32:51Okay.
00:32:54I think that's enough driving lessons for today.
00:32:56Dear diary, today I almost died from vehicular manslaughter.
00:33:00Whew.
00:33:00You tried your best, Billy.
00:33:03That's all that matters.
00:33:04You're not disappointed in me?
00:33:07No.
00:33:09No.
00:33:10You're okay at my boat.
00:33:11I'll repay you for this.
00:33:17No one's ever going to bully you again.
00:33:23I'm going to run for prom queen.
00:33:25Oh, and you're going to win.
00:33:28What?
00:33:29No.
00:33:30Billy, no.
00:33:31You're all good, today.
00:33:32No.
00:33:32No.
00:33:32Billy, you can't do this.
00:33:34Billy.
00:33:36Today's winning for prom queen.
00:33:38Woo!
00:33:39I like that he's pushing you out of your comfort zone.
00:33:41But he's trying to turn me into somebody that I'm not.
00:33:43Someone that's confident, attractive, someone who's actually trying to have fun.
00:33:48Tragic.
00:33:48Are you actually taking Billy's side right now?
00:33:50What's the worst that's going to happen?
00:33:51I lose.
00:33:52Everybody hates me.
00:33:54Sweetheart.
00:33:55Besides me, everyone already does hate you.
00:33:57Oh, thanks.
00:33:58All right, come on.
00:33:59We've got to get to class.
00:34:00Lucky for you, it's with me.
00:34:02What?
00:34:03What class?
00:34:04Tragic?
00:34:05History.
00:34:06No, it's my favorite one of the day.
00:34:07B.
00:34:09You ever take a shower with a group of boys?
00:34:12It's fun.
00:34:13You're going to love it.
00:34:14I'll see you there.
00:34:31Hey, what's up?
00:34:32Kenny!
00:34:34Hey, we should play a game called Find Each Other's Locker.
00:34:39I found yours.
00:34:40Here's mine.
00:34:40We do not have time for this.
00:34:4225, Mike.
00:34:43Come on, get your act together.
00:34:46Thanks, Kenny.
00:34:47Nailed it.
00:34:48I cannot stop itching.
00:34:50Look at this.
00:34:52Oh!
00:34:53It's plastic.
00:34:54Fungal overgrowth.
00:34:55In the inguinal region.
00:34:58Um, Tania Curris.
00:35:01Tania who?
00:35:02Jock itch, okay?
00:35:04You need antifungal cream everywhere.
00:35:08Like, now, okay?
00:35:11When did you get so smart?
00:35:13It's almost like you got another brain.
00:35:15I know!
00:35:18You're welcome, Kenny.
00:35:19Thanks, man.
00:35:23Ladies!
00:35:24This is P.E. Not Home Ec.
00:35:26I want those clothes off, those Speedos on, and your grizzly butts in that pool in, uh,
00:35:31one minute.
00:35:33Miller!
00:35:35Swim trials on the day.
00:35:37I want you to be the new team captain.
00:35:40Yeah, Miller!
00:35:41Yeah!
00:35:43Yeah!
00:35:44Go, Miller!
00:35:45Let's go, Billy!
00:35:46Mmm, you got it, Coach.
00:35:48Woo!
00:35:49All right, guys, coming in, bananas on, uh, three, eh?
00:35:51All right.
00:35:52One, two, three.
00:35:54Bananas!
00:35:54Go!
00:35:55Go!
00:35:56Yes!
00:35:57Here we go.
00:35:57Here we go.
00:35:58Here we go.
00:36:02Go!
00:36:17Okay, my little mermaids.
00:36:20Let's see if you're as bad as you look.
00:36:23Time to get in the pool.
00:36:24On your mark!
00:36:29Get set.
00:36:36Denise, Denise, Denise.
00:36:38If you don't practice now, you're gonna drown at the trials.
00:36:42Okay.
00:36:43Well, please don't make me do this.
00:36:44I, I, I can't, I can't swim.
00:36:46All right, we can think of something else.
00:36:48Really?
00:36:49Nope.
00:36:52Oh, you're the worst!
00:36:59I hate you!
00:37:00Listen, I'm gonna hypnotize you, okay?
00:37:02Billy's body is gonna be used to the water onto.
00:37:05Onto!
00:37:06Into!
00:37:07What?
00:37:07Out to!
00:37:08Into!
00:37:09Out to!
00:37:10Out to!
00:37:11There you go.
00:37:12Into!
00:37:13All right, now you're gonna swim.
00:37:14Yeah.
00:37:16There you go.
00:37:17I'm gonna high.
00:37:18Now, we're gonna get to the end of the pool.
00:37:20It's gonna be stroke, glide, and breathe.
00:37:23Down there?
00:37:24Yes.
00:37:25Okay.
00:37:26You got it?
00:37:26You're gonna stroke, glide, and breathe.
00:37:29Okay.
00:37:30Go ahead and kick.
00:37:31All right, give it a run.
00:37:33Good.
00:37:35Slide.
00:37:35Oh!
00:37:36And breathe.
00:37:36I'm good.
00:37:37Kick.
00:37:38Boom, bye, bye, bye, two.
00:37:41Come on.
00:37:42I'm swimming!
00:37:43Let's go, Billy!
00:37:45I'm swimming!
00:37:46You got it?
00:37:47Keep it up!
00:37:49Into!
00:37:50Out to!
00:37:51There you go!
00:37:51Good job!
00:38:00Oh my god, it's swimming!
00:38:02I grew up so fast!
00:38:11Hey, highs or high, bananas!
00:38:14Denise for prom queen.
00:38:17Denise for prom.
00:38:29I would never vote for you.
00:38:32Oh, you will.
00:38:34Unless you want everyone to find out about your little date with the vacuum cleaner.
00:38:40That never happened.
00:38:41And hello.
00:38:42Welcome, weasel!
00:38:43It was only once.
00:38:44It was only once.
00:38:45How do you know about that?
00:38:47Oh, vote for me.
00:38:49And no one else will.
00:38:52I hate your ass!
00:38:53Let me do this!
00:38:56And that goes for the rest of you.
00:38:57Like Paul and his stepmom pics.
00:39:00Or RJ and his little make-out sex with the mascot in it.
00:39:04Really old?
00:39:06Yeah?
00:39:06Great?
00:39:07I'll vote.
00:39:07I'll vote.
00:39:10One at a time, guys.
00:39:11Oh, you're all disgusting.
00:39:12I love you.
00:39:12Make one.
00:39:22Oh, my God.
00:39:24Billy's drowning.
00:39:25What?
00:39:25Billy's drowning!
00:39:26Somebody grab a lifesaver!
00:39:28I got it, coach!
00:39:33Billy!
00:39:38Billy!
00:39:39Billy, Billy's drowning!
00:39:45Billy!
00:39:47Billy!
00:39:47Billy!민
00:39:54Ч Oh,
00:39:55my God, it's healing. Oh,
00:40:00my God. Oh,
00:40:02my God. I am
00:40:13Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my
00:40:19god, oh my god,
00:40:19you took a lot in.
00:40:24You saved me?
00:40:26Of course, I'm not letting either of us drown.
00:40:30Hey!
00:40:33When the tarnation is going on over here, get up.
00:40:36You want an invitation?
00:40:37Get up!
00:40:40Now I wanna know, why is Miller not swimming like Miller?
00:40:43And this little girl got in that pool with no swimsuit and no training.
00:40:48Answer me!
00:40:49I can explain.
00:40:51Mercury's in retrograde, so...
00:40:52Folks, I do not have time for your astrological bullshit right now.
00:40:55But it's true, the gravitational pull is just distorting perception,
00:40:58so it made it look like Denise is actually better than Pilly.
00:41:01I saw these two with my own eyes!
00:41:03But your chart says that you're ruled by Neptune, which is the planet of confusion.
00:41:10You see?
00:41:12You also got a lot of love and desires coming your way, Coach Finlands.
00:41:16So...
00:41:17Love?
00:41:18Yeah?
00:41:19For me?
00:41:21Aquarius, like rain, like a ray maker?
00:41:24Yes!
00:41:25Me?
00:41:26And her?
00:41:27That big man?
00:41:28That's really straight of you.
00:41:29Oh my gosh.
00:41:29Good.
00:41:31Alright, you two.
00:41:32Meet me in the gym.
00:41:33I love it.
00:41:35Now?
00:41:40Hey.
00:41:42Um...
00:41:43Your clothes should be pretty dry.
00:41:44Now.
00:41:45I'm sorry that you got all wet.
00:41:47I'm sorry I got you in it this mess.
00:41:49It's...
00:41:49It's all good.
00:41:50I mean, I really should learn how to swim, so...
00:41:52Thank you again for saving me.
00:41:54Alright, you two.
00:41:55We got a prom to decorate.
00:41:56I don't want you all to get expelled now.
00:41:58I like you too much.
00:42:02You're alright.
00:42:05He's right.
00:42:07You're actually a lot cooler than I thought you were.
00:42:10Thanks.
00:42:11I think.
00:42:13You're not too bad yourself.
00:42:14You know?
00:42:15You're actually pretty funny.
00:42:16And you're like way smarter than I thought you were.
00:42:18And you're really cute.
00:42:21And like a...
00:42:22Like a socially acceptable...
00:42:23Like in a subjective sort of way.
00:42:24It's...
00:42:26Never mind.
00:42:27No, no.
00:42:28I feel the same way.
00:42:33You do.
00:42:35Yeah.
00:42:36I do.
00:42:40Cool.
00:42:46Um...
00:42:47Prom.
00:42:48Yeah.
00:42:49Prom.
00:42:54Who are you even going with anyway?
00:42:56I'm...
00:42:57I'm not going, actually.
00:42:59Why not?
00:43:01Do you want to?
00:43:02Honestly, not really.
00:43:04I think I'd rather just stay at home and like watch football or something.
00:43:07No, no, no.
00:43:08I'm not...
00:43:09Like, do you want to go to prom with me?
00:43:12No, no, no.
00:43:12No, no, no, no.
00:43:15Denise, you know I have a girlfriend.
00:43:18Yeah.
00:43:19Yes.
00:43:20Yes, I do.
00:43:21Vixen.
00:43:22Yeah.
00:43:24Um...
00:43:25And she's great, by the way.
00:43:28I'm...
00:43:28Gonna...
00:43:29I'm just gonna meet up with you.
00:43:31And I'm gonna see you soon.
00:43:32Okay, we're just gonna full step.
00:43:33Okay.
00:43:34Okay.
00:43:36Was she serious about asking me to prom?
00:43:39Lucky boy.
00:43:40She's never asked a guy to pass assault.
00:43:42Other than prom.
00:43:44Yeah, she was serious.
00:43:47Let's go, Slugger.
00:44:03No.
00:44:12Vixen, what are you doing?
00:44:13Shh.
00:44:13Okay.
00:44:15Um...
00:44:16Vic...Vixen, I have...
00:44:17I have class.
00:44:18A pop quiz.
00:44:19The only thing popping out is you.
00:44:21What?
00:44:22Can Vic Billy come out to play?
00:44:25Oh!
00:44:26No, no.
00:44:27Here!
00:44:29You're so strong.
00:44:30Why are you acting like someone completely different?
00:44:35Uh...
00:44:36Denise?!
00:44:41You know, what makes you think I'm Denise?
00:44:44Have you gone mental?
00:44:45Of course you're not Denise.
00:44:46But she's turned you into this honorable zombie.
00:44:48Okay, I'm just trying to be a little bit more responsible.
00:44:51I don't know what's so strange about that.
00:44:53This flashcard freak is running for prom queen!
00:44:56Yeah.
00:44:57I know she is.
00:44:58I think she has a pretty good shot at winning it, too.
00:45:00Okay, I hope she does.
00:45:01And I can just pour some more slime on her just like you did yesterday.
00:45:04You wouldn't dare.
00:45:05Do you bet your biceps I would?
00:45:07Really?
00:45:07You make me want to be really bad.
00:45:09Okay!
00:45:09Oh!
00:45:09Oh!
00:45:10No!
00:45:10No, no, no!
00:45:11That's okay!
00:45:12No!
00:45:13Vixen!
00:45:13I don't want to kiss you!
00:45:14No!
00:45:16Okay.
00:45:19Oh my god!
00:45:20You're in love with that nerd, aren't you?
00:45:23What nerd?
00:45:24Where did you go?
00:45:26The human calculator with the bad haircut.
00:45:28What bad haircut?
00:45:29Oh god!
00:45:32I hate you, Billy!
00:45:34I hate you, Billy!
00:45:34He is for making me love you!
00:45:36I hate you, Billy!
00:45:37I hate you, Billy!
00:45:39You've been making me love you!
00:45:40Oh!
00:45:41Oh!
00:45:41Oh!
00:45:43This isn't over!
00:45:45This isn't over!
00:45:45This isn't over by a long shot!
00:45:50What the hell just happened?
00:45:51Gah! Girlfriend just broke up with you.
00:45:53Again?
00:45:54This is the second time today.
00:45:56So do you!
00:45:57Okay, well, Billy, you're better off without her. All she does is just make fun of me every-
00:46:01Everyone makes fun of you.
00:46:02And that's not my fault, is it?
00:46:03Well, maybe you shouldn't play the victim card all the time and people would actually respect you.
00:46:07Fuck you, Billy!
00:46:09Fuck me?
00:46:09Yeah, fuck you!
00:46:10Oh, fuck me!
00:46:12Eyes are high! Look who just grew a pair of balls!
00:46:15My balls?
00:46:16You know what?
00:46:17After we swap bodies,
00:46:19I never want to see you again.
00:46:22Fine!
00:46:23Fine!
00:46:23Fine!
00:46:24Fine!
00:46:25Fine!
00:46:26Fine!
00:46:30Well, except for in a few hours when we have to study, right?
00:46:37Fine!
00:46:44Okay, yeah, this is- this is sure to be on the exam.
00:46:48Explain electrophilic aromatic-
00:46:50Oh, hey!
00:46:51Man!
00:46:52Billy, I need you to focus!
00:46:54Okay, you have to pass my exam today.
00:46:55Why would I help you when you just torched my love life?
00:46:59It was an accident, okay?
00:47:00I didn't mean to break up with your stupid girlfriend.
00:47:03Then un-break up with her.
00:47:04Get Vixen back, or I'm done studying.
00:47:07What are you doing?
00:47:09Mature.
00:47:09Honestly, I think that you're better off without Vixen.
00:47:11She's literally just this, like, crazed little over-sex cheerleader who just wants to have premarital intercourse all of the
00:47:17time.
00:47:18Exactly! That's why I'm dating her!
00:47:20Okay, well, the longer that I've gotten to know you, I just- I feel like maybe you deserve a
00:47:24little bit better.
00:47:25Oh!
00:47:26Oh, really? Yeah.
00:47:27And who would that be?
00:47:29You?
00:47:32Um, okay.
00:47:36Let me just go over all the condensation again, please.
00:47:39Get my Vixen back, or I'll fail your little test on voice.
00:47:43Oh.
00:47:44Oh, blackmail.
00:47:45Oh, is that what we're doing?
00:47:46We're doing blackmail now?
00:47:47That's what we're doing.
00:47:47Okay, fine.
00:47:49Excuse me.
00:47:52Denise?
00:47:54Oh, wait, what did I just find?
00:47:57Is this a piece of cheesecake?
00:47:58You love cheesecake, don't you?
00:48:00So yum.
00:48:01You don't-
00:48:01Good luck fitting into your Speedo with a gut full of cheesecake.
00:48:04No!
00:48:06I love cheesecake.
00:48:08Cheesecake's my favorite.
00:48:09Okay, yeah.
00:48:09I use cheesecake all day, Billy!
00:48:11You're so funny, Denise.
00:48:13You're so funny, Denise.
00:48:13You're so funny!
00:48:15Uh-uh.
00:48:16What's this?
00:48:17No.
00:48:17Do you see what this is?
00:48:17Don't you dare.
00:48:18Don't you dare.
00:48:19No, glucose kills your short-term memory.
00:48:22You will literally send my brain into a coma.
00:48:23You know what?
00:48:23You know what?
00:48:24You know what?
00:48:25Oh, okay.
00:48:27It is on!
00:48:29Oh!
00:48:33Oh!
00:48:34Oh!
00:48:37ITS hard work.
00:48:39Oh!
00:48:40I did this and so many positive things ever.
00:48:43I suppose we've got moreove ergo-
00:48:44dumping figures of her Hmm.
00:48:45I think that one comes out to the bubble leaf.
00:48:48Oh!
00:48:49I yeah, you know, I might beiiiiik-
00:48:53Oh!
00:48:54I was the sinner, oh!
00:49:02If you wanna invest if we are dissolving habe
00:49:08You know, when you're not such a know-it-all all the time, you're actually kind of fun.
00:49:15Careful.
00:49:16I almost sounded like a compliment.
00:49:21We got an emergency!
00:49:24Vixen's going psycho on the quad.
00:49:26What?
00:49:29What is she doing?
00:49:31Vixen's saying even things that make me blush.
00:49:33She's saying you smell like gym socks, you stuff your bra, and you got pool lice.
00:49:37She's trying to ruin your rep so you can't run for prom, queen.
00:49:40Yeah, well, when are you going to get it, Billie?
00:49:43Okay, you say that you're so in love with this woman and she's an absolute-
00:49:45A total bitch!
00:49:47And I'm done letting her treat you like shit.
00:49:49X!
00:49:50The skank!
00:49:50Human tampon!
00:49:51Yes, yes, yes!
00:49:52You've seen her around, you've seen her around.
00:49:53Give me an X!
00:49:54Human tampon, you've seen her around.
00:49:56The skank of the school.
00:49:56Give me an X!
00:49:57Give me socks!
00:49:59If you have something you want to say to me, say it to my face.
00:50:02My face?
00:50:02She'd come with a warning label.
00:50:03May cause diarrhea and suicidal thoughts.
00:50:07Your face is proof that evolution has a sense of humor.
00:50:11At least I don't smell like Bath and Body Works and desperation.
00:50:16At least I don't smell like my boyfriend's best friend's dick.
00:50:20It was only one time on the bus ride back from the Kansas game.
00:50:24Oh my god, you actually cheated?
00:50:28Penny!
00:50:29Penny!
00:50:29I always don't have to tell anyone!
00:50:30I was bluffing about you and Billy's best friend.
00:50:33I didn't know it was actually true.
00:50:34I can't help it if everybody wants me.
00:50:36Unlike you, who nobody wants.
00:50:39You'll never be me.
00:50:40You're just a nerd with bad hair and no life.
00:50:43You're right.
00:50:44I'll never be you.
00:50:46I'm not an insecure psycho who fantasizes about her own brother.
00:50:50I don't fantasize about my brother!
00:50:52Really, really.
00:50:52Then why do you moan his name every time you and Billy make out?
00:50:56Oh!
00:50:59How do you know that?
00:51:00I will get you for this, you bitch!
00:51:03Fight!
00:51:04Fight!
00:51:05Fight!
00:51:06Fight!
00:51:09Fight!
00:51:10Fight!
00:51:10Fight!
00:51:10Fight!
00:51:12Fight!
00:51:13Fight!
00:51:13Everyone is first!
00:51:15Fuck you now!
00:51:19Luanne!
00:51:19I said I'll get you in those damn violets!
00:51:22Billy, this is a total misunderstanding.
00:51:24I'm sorry, why are you even talking to me?
00:51:25You dumped me, remember?
00:51:27Only so you'd beg me to take you back.
00:51:28Yeah, well, I'm not a dog.
00:51:30And I don't beg.
00:51:32Especially for bitches like you.
00:51:34Let's go.
00:51:50This is pretty amazing.
00:51:54Yeah.
00:51:55No, this is pretty good.
00:51:57What's really amazing is you.
00:52:00I mean, what you did with Vixen, nobody has ever stood up for me like that before.
00:52:04That's because the person who should be standing up for you is you.
00:52:09Sorry.
00:52:11Watch them learn.
00:52:13Good news, guys.
00:52:14I think I found a way to switch your bodies back.
00:52:16For Billy's swim meet and Denise's big test.
00:52:18Hold that thought.
00:52:19I gotta go past Denise's driving test.
00:52:21But you're scared to death of cars.
00:52:23But you're scared to death of cars.
00:52:24After telling off my bitch of an ex-girlfriend, I'm scared of nothing!
00:52:29I think someone's got a crush on the boy who stole her body.
00:52:32I do not have a crush on the boy who stole my body.
00:52:36What?
00:52:39Okay, yeah.
00:52:40Maybe like a little one.
00:52:42Little things have a habit of becoming big things.
00:52:44Just ask the boys on the swim team.
00:52:50Where are you going?
00:52:51The driving test.
00:52:51I love a good car crash.
00:52:53Woo!
00:52:54Let's go!
00:52:56Winner, you messed up.
00:52:57You won't be driving anything, anytime, anywhere.
00:53:00That means no car, no scooter, not even a shopping cart.
00:53:02You got it?
00:53:09I do five bucks.
00:53:10She hits three cones before the first turn.
00:53:15You got this.
00:53:17Okay?
00:53:17Just a couple of turns.
00:53:19It's easy peasy.
00:53:23Saddle up!
00:53:55Thanks.
00:54:03Girlie, are you okay?
00:54:05Yeah, yeah.
00:54:06Great.
00:54:07Goldilocks, it appears to me that you are about three bears short of a bullet forage today,
00:54:10so why don't we just do this another time?
00:54:12But...
00:54:12Uh-uh.
00:54:13No.
00:54:14You fake.
00:54:16Please, coach, just give me another chance.
00:54:18I know I have it in me.
00:54:20One!
00:54:21More try.
00:54:24Put it in!
00:54:25One!
00:54:28One!
00:54:34One!
00:54:51Final test.
00:54:52Parallel park it.
00:54:54You ace this, you win.
00:54:56Otherwise, I'm in parallel park of you.
00:55:19Coach.
00:55:21You passed.
00:55:23I passed?
00:55:23You passed.
00:55:25I passed!
00:55:40You did it!
00:55:43You did it!
00:55:44You did it!
00:55:45You did it!
00:55:46You did it!
00:55:46You did it!
00:55:53Good job!
00:56:05Something stinks.
00:56:06I had fish sticks for lunch.
00:56:08No, it's that Denise.
00:56:10She's done something to Billy to change him.
00:56:12I mean, Denise is kind of cute ever since she started wearing eyeliner.
00:56:16Rhonda!
00:56:16But you hate her, so I hate her.
00:56:21I still can't believe she's running for prom queen.
00:56:24I can, and we're both voting for her.
00:56:26We are?
00:56:28I mean, we are.
00:56:31But why?
00:56:34Oh, but we couldn't.
00:56:36But we could.
00:56:37We just have to get our hands on that slime.
00:57:07I'm...
00:57:09Billy it's just us. You're trying to give me a heart attack. No I'm trying to get us
00:57:14not caught okay we're not supposed to be doing this in here. All right guys
00:57:18listen it's almost 313 if we want this spell to work we gotta do it right now
00:57:22so come on let's go. Let's go. Come on get comfortable. Come on sit down.
00:57:31Is this supposed to actually work? Sweetheart a year ago I hexed my father in to get me a
00:57:36Mustang and Beyonce tickets. Trust. Okay bring your hands together. Let's go on.
00:57:43I'll take you for a mystical rollercoaster ride.
00:57:46Ultimate Switch!
00:58:00Did it work?
00:58:02No I still have a penis and I still don't.
00:58:05Shit! The universe is so fucking rude. Okay well it's official we're never switching back
00:58:11so. Never say never. I'm not giving up on you or us. We'll make this work.
00:58:20So cute.
00:58:26What in the name of Joe Clark is going on in here?
00:58:49What in the name of Joe Clark is going on in here?
00:58:51Miller. It's now or another time. You've got swim trials starting in 10 minutes.
00:58:56And Miss Weiner your science exam is about to begin.
00:58:59We need to go right now. Right but what if we...
00:59:02What? No what ifs. Look just do your best and to me you've already won.
00:59:09You mean it?
00:59:11No more Dillia Dallia! Move!
00:59:17You didn't pay me enough for this.
00:59:22Okay. So the rumor is is that now it's a full experiment.
00:59:27So just trust your instincts and periodic table's got you.
00:59:33Racing's like solving an equation. One step at a time and focus.
00:59:36Okay focused. One second at a time just pause.
00:59:44I'm a bit scared.
00:59:46Me too. But you've got this.
00:59:49You've got this too.
00:59:51Marito! Marito! We love you in your seat-o!
00:59:54What Aquaman? Time to make a splash.
00:59:56Yeah. Miss Weiner your GPA is hanging by a three and it's spraying fast.
01:00:09Let's swim boys.
01:00:10Let's go swim!
01:00:21On your mark.
01:00:23And your time begins.
01:00:25Get set.
01:00:26Back.
01:00:49You can forget M.I.T.
01:00:53Try beauty school.
01:00:58Holy smokes! All that training down the drain!
01:01:02The Titanic is better in the water than you are today.
01:01:06Coach! What's my time?
01:01:08The fastest!
01:01:09Woo!
01:01:10Yes!
01:01:11I can't lose. Not like this.
01:01:21Coach! Coach!
01:01:23Let me try again.
01:01:25One more time.
01:01:27Focus Miss Weiner. One mistake and it's all over with.
01:01:34One more.
01:01:35Nancy. One more.
01:01:37One.
01:01:37One.
01:01:38One.
01:01:39Get up!
01:01:40Yeah.
01:01:41Get up! Get up!
01:01:44Okay.
01:01:48On your mark.
01:01:54Get set.
01:01:58Hey!
01:02:09Hey!
01:02:11Hey!
01:02:38Miss Wiener, that's genius.
01:02:40A plus work, always knew you had a bingy.
01:02:43No you didn't.
01:02:45You've been nothing but a jerk to me all day.
01:02:50Miller?
01:02:53You are Heiser High's new swim team captain.
01:02:58Let's go!
01:03:11Good job, Billy!
01:03:13Good job, Billy!
01:03:21Okay, how did it go?
01:03:23A plus.
01:03:23Yes!
01:03:24And how's your dinkle?
01:03:25Yeah, swim team captain.
01:03:27We did it!
01:03:29I guess we make a pretty good team.
01:03:31Maybe we're more than that.
01:03:42Billy!
01:03:44You're nuts!
01:03:45I'm really proud of you.
01:03:48Vixen, you feeling okay?
01:03:50Denise, why keep fighting?
01:03:52We can just be friends.
01:03:53You?
01:03:54You want to be friends with me?
01:03:55Of course!
01:03:56Why wouldn't I?
01:03:57I honestly hope you win prom queen tonight.
01:03:59You do?
01:04:00It's gonna be a prom to remember, guys.
01:04:03Okay, get to get to class.
01:04:08Why is she being so nice?
01:04:10It's like a shark offer in swim lesson.
01:04:12People can change, I guess.
01:04:18I mean, Billy did.
01:04:23So, maybe Vixen can too.
01:04:25Oh, uh, about the question you asked earlier.
01:04:32I would love to go to prom with you.
01:04:36That is, if you still want to go to prom with me.
01:04:43Uh, yes, yes, yes, I, I, it would, uh, yes.
01:04:47It would be an honor to go to prom with you.
01:04:50Thank you for asking me.
01:04:52Vixens will sure write about one thing.
01:04:54It'll be a prom to remember.
01:04:59We still have to finish decorating for the prom.
01:05:02Come on.
01:05:03I thought it was this way.
01:05:05No, that's this way, Billy.
01:05:08It's all taken care of, guys.
01:05:09I left a few surprises in there for you to see tonight.
01:05:12Thanks, Bolt.
01:05:15Oh my god, what am I gonna wear?
01:05:16Should I borrow my mom's pantyhose?
01:05:18Oh my god, did you really say pantyhose?
01:05:21I'll dress both of you tonight.
01:05:23What would you do without me?
01:05:40Why does Sabotard weigh so much?
01:05:42Because revenge is worth its weight in slime.
01:05:47Are you sure about this?
01:05:48Before prom's over, Denise will be the nerdiest nerd that ever nerded.
01:05:51And what about Billy?
01:05:52Help beg me to take him back, and I'll be crown queen.
01:05:54What do we do if anyone asks us about all this slime?
01:05:57We're just helping them decorate for prom.
01:06:25We're just helping them decorate for prom.
01:06:35Wow, you, um, you look great.
01:06:38You look pretty handsome.
01:06:43Can you believe that we made it here?
01:06:46Together?
01:06:48We look good doing it.
01:06:50Yeah, yeah, we do.
01:06:54Hey!
01:06:56Quiet!
01:06:57When I say, just do it, hold the bucket, no matter what.
01:07:01Just do it.
01:07:02Got it.
01:07:04I'll teach that snitch bitch to take my man.
01:07:06Fix him for the kill.
01:07:08Yes!
01:07:09Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
01:07:23As prom chairwoman, it's my duty to announce
01:07:25Heids or Heids or Heids from King and Queen are
01:07:31Kenny!
01:07:40Denise Wiener and Billy Miller.
01:07:44Thank you so much for listening to our channel.
01:07:58And what's your cannibal.
01:08:04I'll tell you.
01:08:05If you want to go, I'm going to see you next time.
01:08:06We'll see you later.
01:08:06We'll see you later.
01:08:06We'll see you later and then.
01:08:07I'm going to천en you to read.
01:08:10I'll see you later.
01:08:33Before our prom queen queen kiss, I think there's something everybody here needs to see.
01:08:48What is it?
01:08:50What's happening?
01:08:51Oh my god, Kenny, this is crazy!
01:08:55Oh my god, this is embarrassing.
01:08:57She's gonna probably be alone her entire life, her and her 950 cats.
01:09:02Denise, Denise, what's going on?
01:09:03How could you share this with her people?
01:09:08Denise, I'm so sorry.
01:09:11Hey, hey, hey, you know that's not who I am anymore.
01:09:14You know, like hell it is.
01:09:16Okay, and I'm so stupid to think that you would change in a day.
01:09:24Excuse me.
01:09:25Wait, Denise!
01:09:27Denise!
01:09:27I guess we're not bulletproof, but we look so good on paper.
01:09:46Actually, I want everyone to listen.
01:09:49Everything I thought I was, it's all a lie.
01:10:00Bullying doesn't make you strong.
01:10:05Just alone.
01:10:19I've spent my whole life fitting into other people's expectations for me.
01:10:24I've become a totally new person.
01:10:28Someone totally different from when we first met in third grade.
01:10:33Today, everything changed.
01:10:36And I've become the person that I've always wanted to be.
01:10:40And it's all because I fell in love with you.
01:10:46I need to know.
01:10:50Do you love me too?
01:11:02Please, please, please, please let this work.
01:11:04This is going to be all known for real this time.
01:11:06Please.
01:11:07Please.
01:11:08Please.
01:11:08Please.
01:11:19Please.
01:11:21Please.
01:11:27Please.
01:11:27Please.
01:11:28Please.
01:11:28Please.
01:11:31Please.
01:11:33Please.
01:11:34Please.
01:11:36Please.
01:11:46Wait, Nisa's dressed like a guy and Billy's dressed like a girl?
01:11:50This night sucks.
01:11:53Nothing's going as planned at all.
01:11:55Uh, right bodies.
01:11:56Wrong outfit.
01:11:59I don't know.
01:12:00You look pretty cute in my tux.
01:12:04This is the saddest thing I've ever seen.
01:12:09You're really gonna throw away your reputation for this ugly nerd?
01:12:12She's nothing.
01:12:13She's pathetic.
01:12:14No.
01:12:15Vixen, you're wrong.
01:12:17Denise is not nothing.
01:12:19She's incredible.
01:12:22Honestly, all of us are the pathetic ones.
01:12:24Because we were too dumb to notice it.
01:12:26And me.
01:12:28I was too dumb to notice it.
01:12:32But I do now.
01:12:33I see you.
01:12:35Perfect.
01:12:38And for the record, Vixen, Denise is far prettier than you ever will be.
01:12:44And not just because she has a beautiful face, but because she has a beautiful heart.
01:12:49Can't say the same about you now, can we?
01:12:51No, please.
01:12:51I'm gonna vomit.
01:12:52You're just a loser, Billy Miller.
01:12:54And you?
01:12:54I don't even know what you are.
01:12:57Loser.
01:12:57She's a loser.
01:12:58You already lost, Vixen.
01:13:01School's almost over.
01:13:03There's a new queen in town.
01:13:05And she has her king.
01:13:12Stop!
01:13:12You can't do this to me!
01:13:14Stop!
01:13:14Why are you cheering for her?
01:13:15Stop!
01:13:16Stop cheering for her!
01:13:17You can't be doing this to me!
01:13:19Stop it!
01:13:20You can't do it!
01:13:22You can't do it!
01:13:23Just do it!
01:13:24Those are the magic leaves.
01:13:38No!
01:13:38Not me!
01:13:40Oh, Vixen!
01:13:42You can't laugh at me!
01:13:43I'm the most popular girl that hides your eye!
01:13:45All right!
01:13:46Will someone get that tacky, washed up, non-popular girl off the stage, please.
01:13:50She's really icky.
01:13:51Oh, fuck you, Bolt!
01:13:52And fuck you, Millie!
01:13:53And fuck you, Denise!
01:13:54Fuck you, Rhonda, for screwing up my whole plan!
01:13:57And fuck you, Penny!
01:13:58Move!
01:13:58Get out of my way!
01:13:59Move!
01:13:59Now!
01:14:00In fact, all you fuckers that hides your eye can all go fuck yourselves!
01:14:03Seriously, Miss Dior, the only person that's gonna fuck herself is you!
01:14:09You're officially suspended!
01:14:11Now get off my stage and get out of my school!
01:14:31And what are y'all clapping about?
01:14:33Get back to dancing.
01:14:48I guess Mexico's got a little taste of her own medicine.
01:14:51Yeah, about damn time, too.
01:14:54I literally must have been clinically insane to have ever actually liked her.
01:15:00And Denise, I'm so sorry about everything that I've done.
01:15:05Genuinely, like, I can't say it enough.
01:15:07I'm so sorry.
01:15:09It's okay.
01:15:11I'm sorry, too.
01:15:12And I forgive you for everything.
01:15:16And I mean that.
01:15:22Mr. Miller!
01:15:23Miss Wiener!
01:15:24You two both are in big, big trouble.
01:15:29What?
01:15:30Why?
01:15:30What the hell did we do?
01:15:31Did we not decorate the gym for prom like you asked?
01:15:33That's why you were troubled.
01:15:34No one would ever make prom look so beautiful.
01:15:38Oh, my God.
01:15:40Okay, so we're not expelled?
01:15:41Nope.
01:15:41And I'm writing you two letters of recommendation.
01:15:45And Miller!
01:15:46I want to make sure that you get a scholarship.
01:15:49But, uh, maybe, uh, lose the dress?
01:15:53Pink ain't really your color, son.
01:15:55Hey, yeah.
01:15:56Yes, coach.
01:15:57Right away.
01:15:57Coach, actually.
01:15:59Good work, you two.
01:16:02So, what college do you want to go to?
01:16:06Um, hopefully whichever one you're at.
01:16:12Hey, could we do that thing again?
01:16:15What, swap bodies?
01:16:16No.
01:16:20Yes.
01:16:20There are always reasons, even in the coldest season.
01:16:25I'll take your heart and I'm freezing.
01:16:28There are always sunfalls, but all the way just let go.
01:16:33Life is no place for you, almost.
01:16:36We belong together, and I know, just like the sword in the stone.
01:16:43Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:16:45We belong together, and I know, just like the sword in the stone.
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